Do Not Spam List

The Do Not Spam List was an American creation to prevent perverts from sending their filthy, filthy e-mails to God-fearing Christian Americans.

Why Sign Up?

 * Because you have nothing to hide.
 * Because participating in the sending and receiving of porn helps the terrorists.
 * Because the company that will compile and administer the list, ChoicePoint is a bunch of nice people, who love America.
 * Because Ronald Reagan's Ghost said so.
 * Because everyone of your neighbors is doing it too.
 * Because Hillary Clinton isn't going to sign up, neither is Ned Lamont.
 * Because for every person who signs up for the Do Not Spam List a donation is made to the Stephen and Melinda Gates Foundation
 * Because your Pastor/Reverend/Pope says you should

What Will The List Do For Me?
The Do Not Spam List will prevent liberal e-mails from infecting your computer with their agenda. For informational purposes only, Wikiality.com will provide the kinds of e-mails you might receive from the common liberal.
 * 1) Look At My Webcam
 * 2) Put 3 Inches On Your Penis
 * 3) I'm A Nigerian Prince, etc.
 * 4) Can I Talk To You About Scientology?

How Can I Sign Up?
If you're not a pervert yourself, just type in two of these "-" followed by four of these "~" (with no spaces, it should look like this: --~ ) and your name, address, Social Security Number and current blood pressure will be automatically sent to ChoicePoint's office in Bangladesh over a secure internets tube.

God Bless America!

Sign Up Below To Declare That You Are Not A Pervert
--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 20:47, 7 September 2006 (PDT)