Feminazi



Like regular Nazis, Feminazis or Femi-nazis are cold hearted and godless. A menace to society and the American way of life.

If one is encountered it is best to find the nearest man and immediately strip all of his clothes off. The naked man is the Feminazi's only known predator. A picture of Jesus or Stephen Colbert should also scare them off. Some true Americans report trying holy water, crosses, and Bibles with mixed results.

Current Intelligent Design research suggests that Feminazis may actually be half-bears in disguise. Its a well known fact that Liberals have sex with animals, therefore Feminazis are merely the product of a sin against God. When a godless liberal has sex with a bear they produce a Feminazi. The are about as attractive as a bear, and as godless as any Liberal.

Goals

 * Destroy the foundation of true marriage between a man and a woman
 * Recruit women everywhere to become single mothers
 * Destroy Christianity by claiming God was a woman
 * Expand the lesbian ranks by preying on insecure or confused young women
 * Eliminate the shaving of legs and armpits
 * Destroy all men and replace them with Bears

External Tubes

 * A Feminazi turned me into a sex slave!
 * Feminazis are the cause of female unhappiness!
 * Crazy old dude thinks the feminazi vote could change the world
 * Feminazi's new source of income
 * Feminazis launch secret attack against America!
 * Feminazi infiltrates FBI
 * Feminazis invade Iran!
 * Feminazis demand more clothes!
 * Real American Hero stops the feminazi army
 * Real Man and American Hero to be honored
 * Feminazis undermines new law
 * Feminazi Army still growing!!!!
 * Feminazis biggest Global Threat
 * Feminazis to support Socialized Medicine
 * Feminazi to hold annual "topless" parade
 * Feminazi army raises new funds to destroy American Socity
 * Feminazis influences the libural media
 * Feminazi invents fake penis
 * Feminazi theory to destroy America's justice
 * Pro-saving Babies American Heroes to stop The Feminazi Cancer menace
 * Feminazis invades India
 * Feminazis to establish their feminazi agenda on UK
 * Anti-feminazi forces to stop threat
 * Two Feminazi agents caught in Australia
 * Feminazis demand combat bras!
 * Feminazis to execute comedian
 * Feminazis takes controls of Nation's submarines