John Madden Books

The renown John Madden, unknown to many, has written many books of varying lengths about differing subjects. He has several different series, including the "How To" Series and the "Explanation" Series. The following breaks down the pieces of art that come from the John Madden.

New York Times Best-Sellers
-How to Tackle a Puma -Tree Foliage and Its Effects on the Beavers from the Lowlands of Scotland -A Conspiracy Revealed: How the Brilliant Antelope Sniper Gunned Down our Nation's 35th President -How the 1956 British Olympic Team Was Brutally Murdered by a Savage Herd of Wildebeast

"How To" Series
-How to Prevent a Baby Lemur from Attacking Your Children -How to Inspire a Pirahna to Sing Bethoveen -How to Prevent Crows from Running Successful Monopolies -How to Keep Our Nation's Capitol Safe from the Destructive Nature of the Orangutan Party -How to Stop a Totem Pole from Impaling Your Neighbor -How to Prevent Dingoes from Chewing on Your Leg -How to Teach an Octopus to Use Office Supplies -How to Assemble a Crew of Fierce Arabian Lizard Pirates -How to Properly Inform a Tiger of Scientific Advances in the Modern World

"Explanation" Series
-Why the Arctic Fox causes Leukemia -How the Rhino, the Real Inventor of Microsoft, went to Oxford and Excelled in Football, Computer Science, and Social Skills -The Truth behind the CBS: Gerry Iguana tells It all from the Beginning to the Present-Day -The Scam that was Tyler's Presidency: How the United States was run by Muskrats -How Chewball the Hampster forced an Anarchist Uprising in Southern Russia -How the Mallard Duck Was the First Pilot to Complete a trans-Atlantic Flight

More titles to come.