Sandpiper

Sandpiper is the name of a book by author Ellen Wittlinger that has been discovered to contain filthy, filthy pornographic passages.

Many, many pornographic passages.

So many passages so filled with filthy, filthy pornographic imagery that no other helpless American teen (besides [{Christian]] teens) should be allowed to take them from their school's libraries and never return them to protect the other children from the many, many filthy, filthy pornographic passages.