Snowman

snowmen are an abomination to god. most people overlook the fact that they are as they do not notice how evil they are because they are made with smiles and never talk around people as they do not want anyone to find out there plans to help the bears. also they have a plan to kidnap and turn all the kids gay in America. the only time snowmen will talk around people is if the people are kids to get them to go with with them or if they are wearing a top hat not to be mixed up with Slash's Top Hat which is cool unlike a snowman top hat. since snowmen can only live where there is snow they are mostly located in Canada while they wait for the snow to come to the U.S.A. so they can at least try and make America's children gay. it has been rumored that they are are gonna help the bears in the Bear uprising of 2012 this may be true because of the fact they reside in Canada and the Canadian government is allied with the bears. if they do help in the uprising they are suspected to attack snowy places (naturally) or help during the winter times and are closely allied with polar bears

how to defend against snowmen

 * Use a flamethrower if you have to use hairspray and and lighter
 * kick there head off but they can reform when on snow so makes sure it doesn't land on snow
 * call Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick them they wont survive after that
 * hide in warm place