Mike Huckabee

Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee used to be one fat slob. But now that he is GOP Governor of Arkansas and a potential GOP Candidate for President of God's Favorite Country, he has been forced to do something about his extra layers, dropping 110 pounds (or one Kelly Ripa).

After a brief period out of the limelight, Gov. Huckabee called a press conference.

"I have just come out of six weeks at a concentration camp held by the Democrat Party of Arkansas in an undisclosed location, making a hostage tape," Huckabee said. "That's why I look that way."

Jews everywhere were delighted that Mike remembered them, "We just love Mike. He really gets us."

Appearances On The Colbert Report
Huckabee first was Stephen's guest on the May 2, 2006 edition of The Colbert Report. Stephen took this man from a town called Hope to a town called Nailed. Stephen couldn't get Huckabee to talk about whether his diet plan included TrimSpa or crystal meth. Additionally, because his life expectancy is now so much greater, it puts even more pressure on the President to fix Social Security.

Huckabee wouldn't declare his candidacy, but invited Stephen to be his running mate, stating that together they could change America.

His second nailing is scheduled for April 19, 2007.

Book

 * Quit Digging Your Grave with a Knife and Fork

Factoids

 * Is from the good Hope, Arkansas, not the one Bill Clinton was born and raised in