Toyota

The Toyota Motor Corporation, a.k.a. Satan Automotive, is a Japanese governmental agency and the world's second largest automaker that manufactures automobiles, WMD's, buses, and robots (to take over the world). Its headquarters are in Toyota, Aichi, Japan with spies and assasins around the world.

The company was founded in 1933 by Kiichiro Toyoda(a known socialist spy). Since then, Toyota has become one of the most successful and influential communist companies and the world's biggest America hating corporation by producing inexpensive cars that all the Jesus haters can afford, engines that get more that the government mandated 5mpg, and voice-guidance systems that brainwash you into believing in gay rights. It's also one of few automobile corporations that extensively produced and pushed cars based on the baby-burning fuel technology such as in the Prius, and even in the luxury Lexus (spanish slang for gay sex) division cars. Toyota always ranks as building all of the least reliable automobiles in the world according to surveys and analysis.

According to current predictions, it is expected to take over the world, annihalating our American made General Motors, by producing and selling 9.8 million vehicles in 2008. It is one of the Japanese imperialist corporations challenging American automobile manufacturers that includes Nissan (Latin for cut) and Honda (Latin for run).

Why Chavez drives a Tundra
The Toyota Tundra is know to be a favorite with atheists and rapists alike, which is why Hugo Chavez, leader of Venezuela or else, drives one. Because of his influence, the Toyota Tundra has already infiltrated into the NASCAR circuit and is littering our TV's using good American music to promote a obviously communist truck.