2006 Truthiness Awards/Winners

After an entire day of exhaustive counting, Wikiality.com has determined the winners of the 2006 Truthiness Awards.

BEST CAPTION
from Jon Tester

BEST OPENING LINE
from Uncle Ben "Uncle Ben is the default first black friend every child has, like Tom on MySpace. "

BEST INDIVIDUAL LINE
from Hawaii "According to pictures, it floats gracefully over Mexico."

BEST CREATED IMAGE
from Lincoln Image:Lincoln-colbert.jpg

BEST FOUND IMAGE
from Charlie Crist Image:Crist-foley.jpg

BEST RE-WRITE
Abraham Lincoln

SHORT ARTICLE
Redacted

BEST SERIES
The Quantum Truthiness Series

PRETTIEST
Gay Bears

FUNNIEST
Africa

WRITER OF THE YEAR
(tie) User:El Payo User:WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer

OVERALL
Africa

Congratulations!
Congratulations to all the winners!

Acceptance Speeches

 * thank the academy
 * all the people who voted
 * David Mamet
 * and especially God