Waffling

Waffling (noun)
 * The inability to stick to a single position, instead flip-flopping back and forth like a liberal fish in the mighty freedom-loving claws of a Bald Eagle. The term originated in roadside diners in the American heartland, where customers1 unable to choose a breakfast item in the face of the bewildering array of choices presented by America's bounty would be slapped in the face with a fresh waffle and told, "You'll take a waffle and like it!"  The phrase "cruising for a waffling" was soon shortened to simply "waffling."
 * Synonyms: Kerrying, Kerrytitis
 * Antonyms: Staying the Course, Constantly adjusting one's tactics

1. Obviously liberals, since conservatives have decided what they're going to have for breakfast from then on by age 5.