Black Bear

Black bears are communist loving, children-eating Godless creatures. They are rumored to come from the mysterious country of Africa (that communists call a continent). The size of their evil is surpassed only by the size of their appendage. This appendage was given to them by Satan, then further enlarged by the Virgin Mary's throat. Due to the great length of their reproductive organs, they have been known to rape young children, both male and female before eating them. According to some sources, they were unable to participate in the Left Wing Madness, that hapenned in an obsure commie village called Winnipeg, due to the fact that Black bears are extremely lazy and were busy sleeping and having satanic gay relations with young babies.