Dumbfuckistan

Dumbfuckistan is a country located somewhere in Central Asia. To suggest that it comprises the patriotic American states which cast their electoral votes for President George W. Bush should be considered an act of sedition and the Sedition Act v2.0 Military Commissions Act should be invoked to arrest the treasonous who voice such a dangerous and slanderous opinion and designated as enemy combatants, then jailed indefinitely without being charged or informed on what grounds their arrest was made (because they should already know quite well).

The CIA is still searching for Dumbfuckistan, but as soon as the president wants to be told that it is there and shown where it is, it is beyond a shadow of a doubt that the foremost intelligence agency in the world (yes, the CIA!) will have those reports on his desk. Rumors abound that he has, in fact, expressed interest in commissioning a vacation home somewhere in the country.