Glasses

Glasses are mystical devices used to aid in sight. No one is quite sure how they are made, who they are made by, or how they work, but they are still found upon the faces of millions each and every day. Up until this point in history there has only been one pair of glasses known to contain pure perfection, and those glasses are the ones that rest upon Stephen Colbert's fantastically crafted ears and nose. If Stephen Colbert has one flaw, it is his eyesight, but thanks to the achievments of glass and wire (it seems that these are the two main components of glasses) he has become flawless.