FSU

Framingham State is the largest squirrel reserve in Massachusetts. Like Indians, they were offered a refuge of their own land. However, the promise was renegged, and all the squirrels were flushed down the toilet. Since then, the squirrels have established their own community under the sewers, with buildings and stuff. They build their strength a subsist off of forays the squirrel warriors make into the sunlight. They wait for the coming of Bill, who will be mistaken for a human, and enrolled in the university above.

For this story to continue, it ismportant to know the history of the squirrels:

Long ago the squirrels were a great and migthy people. Then the vikings came and punched 'em in the face.