Baker's Dozen

Baker's Dozen - [Ba-KUHZ Duh-Zin] - An artificial term that provides a perceived notion of actual quantity. A term originally created by the liberal media to distract Americans from the threat of BEARS. These godless killing machines have also infiltrated American colloquilism to confuse America in preparation for their oncoming slaughter. There is no actual quantitative definition to "Baker's Dozen", but it is alleged that it is also a code word for the impending Holocaust.