Glennedickteens

Glennedickteens
Glennedickteens are critics of cornholism, most of them are gay intellectuals who commit themselves to perverse positions of instruction in Gender Studies programs in liberal and therefore un-American universities in the United States. We don't need to go into the etymology of their name to have our guts know what their commitment to intellectual integrity entails. But suffice it to say that the Glennedickteens don't honor Glenn Beck as a legitimate cornholist, they mock glennedictines some of whom are very powerful and noble, they hate Robert Cornhole and they have never recieved instruction or training in cornholism at the only reputable cornholist-institution in the world, namely The Center for Advanced Cornhole Studies in Atlanta, Georgia.

The future of Glennedickteens
Because Stephen Colbert, may his name be praised, is now being hailed in Iran as a beautiful man, there is hope that our cornholer, Colbert Himself, will be able to have a fatwa placed on Glennedickteens, to say nothing of all the presidents of the universities in America who haven't yet awarded our cornholer with an honory degree. Brigham Young University may be excluded from the fatwa, but only if Stephen Colbert feels so in his gut.