Expecting

With the news that scientists may be able to implant wombs or duderii into American men, Stephen celebrated the notion of a whole new crop of perfect little Conservatives springing forth from the loins of George W. Bush, Michael Steele, Jim Talent and Rick Santorum. If you’re a male who voted against stem cell research you cannot pass up this opportunity. It is not a choice, it is a moral duty. Take your uterus like a man! It’s what the rest of the country is expecting.