User:Colbertnation401

Hello! I'm new to Wikiality. To those reading this, I would first like to say welcome, and second I would like to say that I am a much more dedicated fan than you are.

Why, you may ask, am I a better Colbertican than you? I'm glad you brought it up.

I have always been a believer in going with your gut, and right now my gut is telling me that no one can possibly be more loyal than I am. Why do I know this? Because to me, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A is every thought of every second of every day.

Everything I read on Wikiality I feel I already know. I'm not even sure if this website isn't the actual embodiment of my daily thoughts in internet form. And, yes, I do try to spread my wealth of knowledge to others. Whenever I preach the gospel of Stephen, the people in the crowd walk away- the message catches fire so fast that they have to spread the word immediately! And I don't have to worry about giving wrong information, because my gut tells me that I'm always right. Unless I've just eaten spicy Thai food, in which case my gut tells me "oh, God, get me some Pepto Bismol! Oh, the burning!"