Maya Angelou

An author who claims to be American, and black. She does not, however, have many friends, therefore even if she is black (like she claims), she would never be a black friend, much less Stephen's black friend.

Attention-Getter
Miss Angelous grew up in the lap of luxury as the only child of George Soros and Oprah.

But she knew this would not get her into a college or pay for her tuition like all the black people on TV. So, Maya devised a story to tell college admissions officers that she had a rough childhood, etc. Most liberal arts colleges fell for the lie, but the colleges that make up the Holy Trifecta did not and would not admit the attention-starved wealthy, young Maya.