Torture

Torture has been given a bad reputation by liberals. But Republicans, John Yoo and Alberto Gonzales, a great legal mind and The Greatest President's Attorney General, respectively, have put in some hard work to bring the word "torture" back into the forefront of America's consciousness.

The first thing people have to remember is that "torture" really is just a word. And a legal one at that. It's always best to leave legal terminology to the lawyers. If every American went around using lawyer-words, that would make America no better than France and no one wants that.

Morals, Ethics
The wordonistas would have you believe that there is a difference between ethics and morals, but there isn't. Therefore, in this article, the term "methics" will refer to either one, since the Bible makes no real distinction between them anyways.

As far as the methics over torture, there is really only one methical dilemma over torture and that is how the word has become to mean bad things, when it's really not a bad thing; it's just a word (a legal one at that!).

Types of Torture
There really is only one type of torture: the protection of America by any means necessary. We Americans are known for our entrepreneurial spirit and how inventive we are; we can come up with many ways to torture terrorists, and others who would do harm to us.

A Terrorist Time Bomb Hidden in A Secret Place, with The Guilty Terrorist in Custody
This is the most common of terrorist situations.

But, the liberals claim there is a methical dilemma and hem and haw while Americans are dying.

 COME ON LIBERALS!!! There is a terrorist BOMB somewhere!

Honestly, liberals don't even care for their own kids. Which is why, we Americans are so fortunate to have The Greatest President looking out for our every need, just like it says in our constitution and in the Presidential Oath of Office.

We Americans are so fortunate to have a President who knows when to torture, when to send Our Troops into battle and when to go to the Mississippi Gulf Coast.

We are so blessed.

God Bless America.