Joe Solmonese

a lobbyist for the HRC (The Human Rights Campaign)

Part 1
February 6, 2008

a lobbyist for gays

uses the word appletini in every sentence even when it is not warranted


 * str8 people are not human
 * not gay for Huckabee
 * gay marriage
 * str8 people are not proud because it makes them seem gay