Mississippi

Mississippi is a state every good American takes pride in spelling. Due to it's proximity to America's wang (Florida), America's balls (Georgia and Alabama) and America's big ass (Texas), Missippi is known by all school children as America's taint (post No Child Left Behind Act, all the more lucky for Generation Z).

Mississippi regulary provides America with true greatness, including beloved Senator Trent Lott, all-powerful ebony uber-goddess Oprah Winfrey, and the band "The Cooters".

The states name comes from an Ojibwe word meaning "Miss my Pappi". It could be seen as the opposite state of Taxachusetts, do to it's fabulously successful non-communist, small-government utopian tax policy, and its complete lack of gays.