The Internet

A non-functioning version of The Internets invented by Al Gore.

What it doesn't have
Mr. Gore's non-functioning internets:
 * has no tubes
 * does not have The Google
 * does not have e-mail
 * lacks truthiness

What it does have
There are very few "parts" to Mr. Gore's non-functioning internet:
 * a lock box
 * warm globes
 * a whoopie cushion that sighs really loudly
 * a dump truck
 * bears

Disambiguation
"Internet" can also be a noun used hand and hand with the word "email", as used by Ted Stevens, Chairman of e-commerce:

"'I...just the other day, got an internet sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday. Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially...'"

Clearly all of these email providers have been using the wrong terminology all along. Hopefully, with the help of Ted Steven's truthiness, Internet service providers and free web-based email services will begin to use the right terminology when referring to the sending and receiving of internets.