Red Hair

Red hair is caused by two recessive genes. There are some beinfits of having red hair. There are some downsides too.

Downsides to Red Hair
10% of people with red hair are morons and give it a bad name. People with red hair have a perpetual fire burning in their crotch. It is almost imposible to grow a small beard. Men with red hair tend to be geeks.

Benifits to Red Hair
Men with red hair have huge penises. Women with red hair are the most sexy women ever. 90% of people with red hair are geniuses. Men with red hair tend to be geeks. Stephen Colbert used to have red hair, but thought it was to sexy and switched hair with Conan O' Brian when he was 6.