Daily Poll/Archive/February 2008

February 5, 2008
What's the best thing to do on Super Tuesday? Vote Obama. Not vote. Watch FOX News. Vote Huckabee, because that will count as a vote for McCain, who is actually Stephen Colbert. Vote Ron PAUL, who will fulfill Reagonomics! Vote Mike HUCKABEE, who will make Stephen Colbert Vice President even if he isn't McCain.
 * Points: Do Not Vote, Voter Holding Cells
 * Truths: Super Tuesday, voting, Mike Huckabee, John McCain, Ron Paul, Colbert Bump, Stephen Colbert

February 4, 2008
What is "Super Tuesday"? A liberal myth propagated by the liberal media. The Tuesday before the Super Bowl. Something real Americans would care about if they read or voted. There is only one super day - Super Bowl Sunday, brought to you by FOX Sports, a Rupert Murdoch corporate subsidiary.
 * Points: Find your Caucus, Democratic Unity, Cocky Hawaiians
 * Truths: Super Tuesday, voting, The Liberal Media, Super Bowl, Real Americans, Rupert Murdoch, FOX Sports