Pat Robertson

Pat Robertson (born July 4, 1776) is a televangelist sent by Jesus himself from heaven to the United States. He is the founder of numerous organizations and corporations, including the American Center for Law and Justice (ACLJ), Christian Broadcasting Network (CBN), the Christian Coalition, Flying Hospital, International Family Entertainment, Operation Blessing International Relief and Development Corporation, and Regent University. He is the host of The 700 Club, a Christian TV program airing on channels throughout the United States and on CBN affiliates worldwide.

He is opposed to abortion and gay rights. He thinks gay people are aliens sent to earth by Tom Cruise. Robertson is a supporter of the Republican Party and campaigned unsuccessfully to become the second coming of Jesus in the 1988 presidential election.

He is a Southern Baptist and was active as an ordained minister and one of Jesus's right hand man. He loves America and the voice of Ronald Reagan's Ghost speaks to him regularly from hell.

He is also a first class chef. He is the inventor of the Pat Robertson Protein Pancakes™. Many say he should just stick to religion because his pancakes taste like rubber. Pat Robertson also hates Hugo Chavez, the State Department and muslims.

Pat Robertson Trivia

 * Pat Robertson own diamond mines in South Africa
 * Played Football with Jesus
 * Loves Jesus so much, he had Jesus name secretly tattooed on his butt cheek