Minotaur

Minotaurs: half man, half bull, but all real! Unlike myths like global warming and Africa, these "mythological" creatures are a threat to our nation's security.

These sinister beasts are nearly as deadly a threat as bears. They spread their chaos by invading the thoughts of honest American heroes.

The only thing worst than Minotaurs (aside from bears) is minotaur polygamy. And the only thing worse than that is gay minotaur polygamy!

America, you have been warned!

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