Stephen Colbert's Irish Pub Drinking Games

Hello fellow Irish-Americans!

March 17th is Saint Patrick's Day, and everyone will be drinking!

Hurray!

But, wait...why get drunk like every other Mick or Sean or O'Bama?

Why not join the legions of Stephen Colbert fans who will be drinking patriotically?

Post your ideas for a Stephen Colbert Drinking Game below, and let's get America smashed!