David Paterson



David Paterson became governor of New York after the previous governor proved to be a whore.

Within minutes of taking office, Mr. Paterson admitted to having an affair with another woman while married to his current wife.

Less than a week later, he admitted to having done cocaine.

What else has Mr. Paterson admitted to?

Other Things Mr. Paterson Has Admitted To

 * gambled on the tax payer's dime!
 * killed a hobo