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April 28, 2009, Poll #2
How should the GOP respond to Arlen Specter's defection to the Dark Side? he should be waterboarded Pennsylvania should secede his wife should gay marry FOX should underwrite another protest using pigs instead of tea

April 28, 2009, Poll #1
Dr. Colbert directed The Heroes to go to the Colbert Nation webtube and "[s]upport our troops while promoting competition between their branches!" Classroom projects listed on Donors Choose's webtube benefit public school students with parents in one of the four branches of the U.S. military, which branch will you donate to? Air Force Army Marines Navy

April 27, 2009
Swine flu is all over the liberal media and Americans are rightfully frightened. Are you concerned about the swine flu? Yes, I'm more concerned about the swine flu than I am about torture Yes, I don't think it's a coincidence that it started right after President Hussein Obama left Mexico Yes, because Nancy Pelosi cut the CDC's budget No, this is just a distraction from Hussein Obama's birth certificate

April 24, 2009
Wikiality.com's news bureau reports today that America's party has graded President Hussein Obama's performance so far and given him an "F."

What grade do you give President Hussein Obama for his first 100 days? F F- Double Secret Mooslim Probation F I'm afraid to vote; he's sure to take my guns away if I do!

April 23, 2009
As every good American knows, Dr. Colbert has many children (that he knows of, hello!).

But, not many Americans know today is Take Your Kid To Work Day today.

Which of Dr. Colbert's children should he take to work with him today? Stephen Jr., his Eagle son Stephanie Colburtle The Turtle, his giant sea turtle daughter Stelephant Colbert, his northern elephant seal son

April 22, 2009, Poll #2
Today is Earth Day, but Wikiality.com will not be celebrating since it's part of Obama's liberal reeducation agenda.

How will you NOT be celebrating Earth Day today? by knocking people off their Segways by unplugging electric cars while they're recharging by running my air conditioner high enough that my kitchen can be used as a walk-in refrigerator by eatting an endangered species by going to the local college with a pair of scissors and cut the hair of every hippie I see

April 22, 2009, Poll #1
President Hussein Obama has only released memos that he claims prove that certain people tortured certain other people.

He has also stated that he won't go after any of the people involved.

But, then he says his Attorney General Eric Holder could still do some investigating.

Who should be investigated? John Yoo Judge Jay Bybee David Addington Dick Cheney President Hussein Obama (we're still not sure about that birth certificate issue)

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