Washington

Washington is a state filled with beat poets and other commie sympathizers.

Washington is home to Washington's Second Congressional District. Scientists who recently studied the state decided that there are now only two districts.

2004 Goobernatorial Election Crisis
Yeah, there were some problems, Dino Rossi is in hiding.

Geography and climate
The entire state is constantly swathed in rain, except for Yakima, which is a desert town filled with rapists.

History
Washington was built in 1934 as a Big Deal contract thought up in one of FDR's nightmares. FBI director Hoover seized the chance to piss off his political enemy and hired homeless people to build a damn. Everything that happened between 1963 and 1988 has been lost to the furnace of Truthiness