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=New Images Taken On Mars Show Signs Of Water=


 * And here we see a close up of Coulters TV vagina. --Grazon 02:17, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
 * They wired up the wrong part then!--Mr SmokesTooMuch 17:52, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

=All Fires In Southern California Are 100% Contained=


 * "See I told you that building a house completely out of asbestos would be worth it some day" --Sneakers 08:26, 23 November 2008 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Ever Attends Asia-Pacific Economic Summit=
 * Yep leave it to the japs sucke to take away all my pain. --Grazon 05:56, 25 November 2008 (UTC)
 * President Bush entertains G20 members with his classic Foster Brooks impression--Mr SmokesTooMuch 17:52, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

=Barack Hussein Obama Announces His Economic Team=


 * If I don't make any sudden moves, maybe they won't attack.... Atenea del Sol 15:04, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Ever Visits Troops In Fort Campbell, Kentucky=
 * Over there?
 * That's right George the table that no one is sitting at see we're done being your photo op background. --Grazon 02:24, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

I'm your decidin' Commander in Chief, now kill that guy with your lunch tray!--Mr SmokesTooMuch 17:47, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

=Commuter Train Service Begins In Baghdad=
 * Passengers have been sparse so far however. Officials also question naming the service "The Fireball Express"--Mr SmokesTooMuch 17:49, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

=The Hussein Obama Family Volunteer To Hand Out Food At A Chicago-area Food Bank=
 * Faux leather beret $50 Genuine Pleather FILA jacket $100 Free Turkey and fixins? Priceless--Mr SmokesTooMuch 19:05, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Ever Pardons A Turkey=

The first of many... --Randroid 00:13, 27 November 2008 (UTC)
 * "He ain't gunna peck me in the pecker this year, he he he", Bush chortled, obviously proud at finally outsmarting the turkey.--Mr SmokesTooMuch 17:45, 3 December 2008 (UTC)