Jackie Chan

Jackie Chan, is that weird guy who is a little fat and sounds japanese. He appears in Rush Hour 1 & 2. He is suposedly able to beat up Chuck Norris, but we all know that you cant kill a god. He does all his stunts with his "skills", but we all know thats fake too. In fact, hes not even real, just because Chuck Norris said so a few minutes ago. He also makes that weird "waaaaahh!!!" sound when he hits stuff, and is usually the wussy in all of the movies.