Irreconcilable Differences

Irreconcilable Differences
 * 1. As societal norms and traditional marriage drift further apart, we must save the institution of marriage by allowing gays to marry. Then, once marriage has grown strong again, we can revoke the gays right to marry. After all, we cannot let the gays destroy an institution that is so special to almost 50% of us.

Irreconcilable Differences was The Word for the October 17, 2006 edition of The Colbert Report.