Martin Luther King Day

Martin Luther King Day is a holiday introduced in the United States Senate by The Greatest Maverick Ever as a way to honor civil rights pioneer Martin Luther King, Jr. for all his contributions to America.

Background
Since liberals hate African-Americans so much, the holiday is relatively new compared to other American holidays like Christmas and Thanksgiving.

As a result of its newness, few Americans know how to celebrate it, much less when.

Traditional Ways To Celebrate
America's Party lead the way in developing a way to celebrate the life and work of this great American.

Mascot
The first thing any serious holiday must have is a mascot and it wasn't until 2009 that Dr. Stephen T. Colbert revealed the mascot for MLK Day: Dreamy.