Poincare conjecture

Proposed in 1905 by Henri Poincare, is a basis of topology (the study of "tops"). It was considered to be the most famous mathematical theorem for many years, with many distinguished scholars dry humping it until Grigory Perelman (a commie) allegedly solved it in 2003. He was subsequently awarded the Field's Medal in August of 2006, which he declined to accept in front a very metrosexual crowd in Madrid. Chinese mathematician and Harvard professor, was criticized for player hating on Perelman's proof, and was subsequently kicked in the taint by the mathematic and physics community. Dr. Yau's reputation has since been marred in China, while his taint is healing and now resides in Cambridge, Mass.