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Doritos Spill On Beach
FRISCO, North Carolina, December 1, 2006-- A cargo container washed ashore dumping its contents: bags and bags of doritos.


 * Liberals hailed the sighting of hundreds of bags of doritos on a beach in North Carolina, calling the finding definitive proof of a modern species actively trying to "evolve".--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 06:16, 3 December 2006 (UTC)


 * Stoners rejoice as the rare Sea Dorito crawls out of the ocean, making it's once annual trip to shore to mate and lay eggs. --Esteban Colberto 17:35, 3 December 2006 (UTC)


 * The Daily Show viewers swarm the beaches of North Carolina prior to firing up the bong, driving 500 miles and sitting in Jon's audience. --El Payo 04:10, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

=Monkey Drinks Soda=

=Dolly Parton Awarded at 2006 Kennedy Honors=


 * Ms. Parton plans to form a Rainbow Coalition in her decolletage. --El Payo 09:06, 3 December 2006 (UTC)


 * Dolly ecstatic after her enormous breasts receive top honor. Award presenters say, "It's what John Kennedy would have wanted." --Esteban Colberto 17:40, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
 * +1 for awesomeness --El Payo 04:11, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

=Donald Rumsfeld Addresses Troops=

Private Donald Rumsfeld meets the other new recruits in his unit at Fort Bragg. --El Payo 09:07, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

In the absence of proper armor in Iraq, Rumsfeld employs gaggles of soldiers to serve in his personal human shield unit. --Esteban Colberto 17:13, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

=Panda Cubs=

=Woman in Striped Shirt=

=Wind Turbines=

=2 Large Men=


 * The negative space formed by these two fit Americans is the exact shape of Stephen's VH1 Big in 06 Big Breakthrough award. --El Payo 04:13, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

=The Queen=