Recount 2: Truthiness Boogaloo

Recount 2: Truthiness Boogaloo is a dramatized account of the 2008 Truthiness Awards recount at Wikiality.com.

Synopsis
The race was very tight for Writer of the Year, causing both Dann135 and Atenea del Sol to believe themselves the winner of the coveted award. Initial results indicated that Dann was in fact the winner, but irregularities in the voting prompted an automatic recount. During this time, the two contenders engaged in a battle royale, each accusing the other of more and more horrible things, and promising retribution.


 * Dann135 maintains that he is league with Dr. Colbert, Superman, Bush, Cheney, and God. He has threatened Atenea with being Put On Notice or even becoming Dead to Stephen.
 * Atenea maintains that she is the Greek goddess of knowledge and stragtegery, Athena. Atenea has threatened Dann with the "Jimmy Hoffa" treatment, a gang of "Mexican" Crack lawyers, and Senator Al Franken's legal team, as well as divine retribution and a 4-megaton [[Image:Basselope.jpg|stealth basselope]].

The conflict between the two rose to a head when both got simulntaneous movie deals for the war they had been having. Dann was only able to secure two actors, Sylvester Stallone and Amy Winehouse, to star in his version. Atenea secured significantly more, and her version of the picture won out (as is seen in the poster). Dann was originally cast as a cockroach, but part of his last-minute capitulation stipulated that if Atenea would recast him as Robert Downey Jr, he'd concede the race. As she was unable to secure him, she had Dann recast as Russell Crowe, and Dann135 conceded the race to her.

Shortly after this deal was brokered, the official results of the race were certified and released. It came out that Writer of the Year was a three-way tie, between the two combatants and a dark-horse candidate known only as Sneakers, who is played by Ben Affleck in the film version.