United States Republican Party

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The United States Republican Party, (or GOP, for 'Grand Old People', 'god's only party' or 'Guns On Partys') is the only party in the United States not controlled by Hollywood although many of its most important members previously worked there. It is the only party in the United States that isn't attempting to seize the White House, both Houses of Congress, and the Supreme Court, of course that's because they do it under the table and in back alley deals where no one can see. It is also the party that authorized World War II, America's greatest war until Iraq, which it also planned and voted for.

The party has tripled in size over the past six months due to the population of elephants tripling as well. The two are believed to be signs that the GOP will win the 2008 Presidential Elections, especially given the rate that the Democrats symbol, the bear, has been dying out over the past six years. Q12ApVIjkD0

Origins of the Party
The Republican Party was formed in 1776, shortly after the signing of the Declaration of Independence. George Washington, Jesus, Ronald Reagan, John Adams, and Benjamin Franklin, quickly realized that if there wasn't a Republican Party, the Democrats could take power, and formed the party.

Other notable members include Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Martin Luther King, Papa Bear, and Ned Lamont, although the latter will not accept it, believing he is helping the Democratic Party.

Friends of the Republican Party
The following are friends of the Republican party, or at least allies of.
 * The Koch Family
 * Bible Belt
 * Young Eagles
 * Jesus
 * Stephen Colbert
 * Bill O'Reilly
 * Darth Vader
 * Sean Hannity
 * Rush Limbaugh
 * Glenn Beck
 * Archie Bunker
 * The NRA
 * Grove City College
 * Rudolf Hess
 * Nathaniel Bedford Forrest
 * David Duke
 * Charles Lindburgh
 * Jim Quinn
 * Oil
 * Rich people
 * United Methodist Church
 * Catholic Church
 * Other Christian Churches
 * Halliburton
 * Team America World Police
 * Master Chief
 * Former members of the Covenant
 * The Arbiter
 * Elites
 * PKG
 * The Jedi Order
 * David Wilmont, founder of the party
 * Sasquatch (would presumably attack trespassing hippies, despite sharing a smell)
 * Count Dracula (ran for president in 1877 and 1885)
 * the New California Republic
 * Mr. House
 * the legion of everblight
 * cygnar
 * emporer doviculus

Enemies of the Republican Party
The following are enemies of the Republican Party. If you encounter anyone or anything on this list, you should make all attempts to thwart them/it.


 * Hollywood
 * Democrats
 * Facts
 * Fact huggers
 * Non-Fox journalists
 * The United Church of Christ
 * John Stewart
 * the skorne empire
 * Tony Campolo
 * People who dislike apple pie
 * Bears
 * Terrorists
 * Metric System
 * Satan
 * Rosie O'Donnell/Michael Moore (may be same person)
 * The Covenant
 * The Flood (everyone's enemy, except for Democrats)
 * Jabba the Hutt
 * Mother Nature
 * the skorne empire
 * Clean Air
 * all mooslims
 * Computer 16
 * The Alliance
 * Disgraced pollster John Zogby
 * Hippies
 * ceasar's legion
 * the Skorne empire
 * the circle of orboros
 * khador
 * the cryxian empire.

People Who Hate the Republican Party and America

 * Michael Moore
 * Satan
 * Osama bin Laden
 * Barack Hussein Obama

Myths About the Party

 * It's a common myth that the official color of the Republican Party is red. The Republican Party is Red, White, and Blue. Red is a commie color -- which is why the Democrats are supporting changing themselves to red.


 * There is a common misconception that The Republican Party has something to do with Plato's gay liberal manifesto The Republic. This is a falsehood, the American word Republican derives from the English expression "Reputable American".


 * Liburals have been promoting this horrible lie that Republicans are racists that are trying to resurrect the South's Uprising! For shame liburals! On other news, the Republican Annual Convention has been declared a success!

The 2008 Presidential Technicality
The years of The Greatest Administration Ever will be remembered by the right historians, not activist historians as "the Good Old days™" when all was right with the world.

It would be a crime if America allowed a secret muslim to interrupt such a great winning streak!



As such, every member of the Republican Party are setting aside all previous rivalries and doing what it takes to win one for the team!

The New GOP: WAZ UP, YO!
The New GOP has started a new tube to his homies! It is more hip, more daring, and more convervatiz than ever dog!

Goals for 2009 2010

 * Infiltrate every terrorist organization and expose their sleeping cells in DC


 * Encourage more diversity and less racism "Americanism" and Patriotism in the New GOP


 * Help America to make lots of money


 * To become the new Series of Tubes Trolls
 * To win back the hearts and minds of Real America


 * Steal from the Democrats and brag about it on the Series of Tubes like Facebook


 * Use Facebook to spread racism republican values to reach the young voters


 * Fix the economy


 * Get Ready for 2010


 * Save America's ladies from socialized medicine and feminazis


 * Bring more jobs to ex-convicts unemployed Americans


 * Restore the deficit that the evil democrats destroyed


 * Stop voter fraud


 * More Tax Cuts!


 * The end of Slavery, Segregation, and Racism


 * End the AIDS epidemic forever


 * Bring Banking reform


 * Destroy Wikipedia


 * Stop the democrats from giving free money to Welfare Queens


 * Convert many Democrats to the Dark Side


 * End corruption


 * Bring More Security to America, No Matter the Cost


 * DESTROY THE DEMONCRATS on the ballot


 * Abolish Child Labor Laws and Brand Illegals with Numbers


 * Start their own Series of Tubes


 * Republican suggest Vegas Style economy to save America


 * Republicans to pass morality laws to outlaw nudity


 * Destroy the Economy under Democratic leadership.


 * Republicans support the end of Welfare Entitlements (aka unemployment benefits)


 * Tax Cuts for the Rich and Tax Hikes for The Poor


 * Legalize Rape Fetuses are a gift from Gawd.


 * overstimulate the economy!


 * Defeat Our Wall Street Overlords with the blood of tyrannical democrats


 * Awesome plan for 2010 & 2012


 * Repeal the 14th Amendment


 * Repeal the libural constitution


 * Abolish The Libural parts of the Constitution


 * Improve America's Education with the best money can buy GOP to save Ejukashun with Love!


 * Destroy Obama's America


 * Shut Down Big Government: Victory is close!


 * Listen and Support the Silent Majority


 * Support our Military Industrial Complex Troops


 * Establish the Outlaw The Gay Act


 * GOP close to legalizing Rape and Incest!!!! This is Awesome! Wikiality.com does not support rape or incest until it is officially legalized


 * Outlaw Outsourcing WE SAID NO, DAMMIT!


 * America's Newest Contract


 * Republicans to protect God's money


 * Change America into the Holy Land of Alabama!

Emergency News

 * Please send moneys to the GOP for 2010 or they will loose! or the Terrorists will win!
 * It has already started, the liburals are threatening to overthrow Real Americans!
 * Republicans soon to release their new economic plan to fix our economy!

The 2010 Mandate
Now that the GOP has seized the House and the Senate they have a mandate to rescue America from the tyrannical rule of the mooslim ruler. It is time to stop the out of control spending before it is too late, let the free market save our economy just like last time.


 * Eliminate Social Security and more Tax Cuts for The Rich Real Americans
 * End the Illegal invasion of Mexicans. I am told it is very effective.
 * Abolish Ethics. Ethics is for liburals and commies, Real Americans dont need no Ethics Panel.
 * Defeat the Soviet Union
 * Stop the illegal funding of Feminazi troops
 * Abolish NPR
 * Tun America fully Red
 * restore famine as a motivator to help children and Abolish child hunger
 * Stop Welfare Queens from getting free money.
 * Save the Monarchy! The Peasants are revolting!
 * Abolish the Senate
 * Stop feeding the animals