French-American War

Basically it's a war that involved the French giving up to us after two days of fighting on July 4th, 1776. The French got scared when they realized they were fighting George Washington, "a great President" or "the greatest President ever". After the war the French spread evil lies about old George, saying he had slaves, cut down trees(at the time cutting down trees was apparently considered bad), had fake teeth, and wore a whig. These are lies spread by the French, which we now call the "main stream media". Now, many historians would argue that these things the French said after the war were true. Two things: what the French said doesn't feel true in the gut, there for it isn't. And secondly, all Historians are pink, Pluto hating, Barbra Streisand worshiping, commies, anyway.