Pink Floyd

Pink Floyd is the greatest band ever. Their only issue is that they're British. The band is an enemy of Stephen Colbert, due to its love of animals, walls, and echoes, but they are advocates of liberty. They like to liberate their minds with crazy songs and movies that would make any self-respecting American cringe in fear and terror. David Gilmour, demigod and reincarnate of Mozart, has been charged with inducing orgasms by his kickin' guitar solos.



Dark Side of the Moon
While most people think the most popular album of Pink Floyd is the album Dark Side of the Moon, it is actually a cryptic message to induct Democrats into the American army. What is amazing about this album is that it was specifically created for the War on Terror 30 years before September 11. If you play the album backwards, you get satanic gibberish. If you play it on a Colbert record player, you will find the hidden message. While most of them support George W. Bush, some of the quotes are for the glorification of Stephen Colbert himself.

This album is so effective that America's youth are still signing up to join the army, refusing to cut and run.