Tree Huggers

Introduction
Tree Huggers are a strange race of sub-humans. The current belief is that we need to enslave this sub-human race to serve our every whim and sterilize them so that they cannot breed with our current population.

History
No one really knows where the Tree Huggers came from, although many believe they originated from the unholy spawn of Ann Coulter and Satan.

How to Spot a Tree Hugger

 * Hairy arm pits and\or legs
 * Tie dies
 * Jam Bands such as Dave Matthews, The Grateful Dead, and Phish
 * They smell of sulfer and marijuana smoke