George Allen

George Allen (born on the same day Adolph Hitler's mother pushed Adolph out of her womb, in Whittier, California) is a Republican United States Senator from Virginia. He is running on empty for re-election in 2006 and has been mentioned as a possible candidate for the Republican nomination in the 2008 Presidential election but ruined that chance. He has recently been involved in a number of controversies, most prominently his use of the word "macaca."

George Allen is a compassionate conservative but if you make him mad (just being a typical hum drum democrat with a camera who follows his campaign) he will insult you, especially if you aren't the same skin color he is. A darker complexion democrat was called a Macaca.

What Exactly is a Macaca, You Ask?
Courtesty of Urbandictionary.com Macaca (n) A racial slur used against Arabs or dark-skinned people of North Africa meaning "monkey".

Courtesy of Merriam-Webster's Medical Dictionary, © 2002 Merriam-Webster, Inc. Macaca (n) A genus of Old World monkeys including the rhesus monkey (M. mulatta) and other macaques

Courtesy of WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University Macaca (n) A macaques; rhesus monkeys

I think you pretty much get it, especially if you are an It-getter

Things Senator George Allen Like Doing When He's Not At Work

 * Burn Crosses
 * Have Tea and Crumpets with Zell Miller
 * Fly his Confederate Flag Proudly
 * Watch The Dukes of Hazzard
 * Mow the lawn on his Make-Believe-Plantation
 * Dress up at Hitler (even the moustache see :Geraldo )
 * Channels Governor George Wallace Spirit
 * Chants the South will rise again every morning