The Path To 8-29: Swimming To Houston

THIS IS AN ADVERTISEMENT

"Swimming From Katrina" is a mini series documentary about the heroic rescue of all the people from the Mississippi Gulf Coast region following Hurricane Katrina in August of 2005, by the Bush Administration.

This Disney film is based on the Congressional Report that was convened within 24 hours of the passing of the storm and in no way distorts the real historical and recorded events to appease Disney's masters in Florida.

The film begins in 1996 when, as Governor of Texas, The Greatest President-to-be realizes the destructive power of the seasonal satanic water beasts and commissions a study to see how government can help people. The Commissionwrites a 4-million point plan for: reform hurricane forcasting, improving building construction to withstand every category storm (up to and including Category 11 storms) and creating a fool-proof evacuation plan for FEMA, thast provides housing and food and water for every single person who even got rained on.

The film then jumps forward to the hours immediately preceeding Katrina hitting landfall, when The Greatest President is seen running toward New Orleans holding a gigantic umbrella, thus blocking the venerable city from the bulk of the storm.

Hate America Firsters have complained that the film blames Bill Clinton for the entire debacle. If they could just stop apologizing for Bill Clinton, they might be able to see how he failed his country at their hour of need.

After seeing a preview of the film, the Emmy voters have saved a 2007 award for the mini series.

Cast
Timothy Bottoms as The Greatest President Nicolette Sheridan as Condoleezza Rice Tom Selleck as MIchael Chertoff Rick(y) Schroeder as Michael Brown Brad Pitt as Bill Clinton Angelina Jolie as Monica Lewinsky Harvey Feirstein as Barbara Bush

Music By: Ted Nugent and Toby Keith

Costumes By: Colleen Atwwod

Written By: Frank Luntz

Directed By: Karl Rove