Jewish God

It is believed that the Jewish God is in no way, shape, or form on an equal level to the God Of Jelly. This has caused much conflict in the Jewish community and is the entire reason bagel and cream cheese is more popular and toast and jelly. The two Gods conflicted many times with the Jewsih God getting jammed. It is also beleived by all that the Jewish God does feel his people need to repent for all things done to Stephen Colbert.