Michael Jacobson

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knows the calorie content of everything

makes him a great dinner guest

Center for Science in the Public Interest

science of bummerology

anti-fat-saturatist

doesn't like hot dogs or apple pie
 * salt
 * white flour

cancer and constipation

advertise healthy food

everyone knows healthy food contain no flavor

serving size is too small

tried to dis AmeriCone Dream

Stephen's ice cream is an anti-depressant

and saves people money because you can get your daily allowance of saturated fat

Stephen can legally hit his guests

if you eat popcorn, you may as well slap your children

hard arteries are reinforcement (inner kevlar)

killed the trans fat industry

wants people to cut down on salt

Jesus said you are the salt of the earth

the apostles all died of congestive heart failure