Protocols of the Elders of Ursine



The plot created by the Bearjoominaty to take over the world. They have a variety of methods for their agenda, which is ultimately eliminating the world of non Joos and non Bears! One may speculate what will happen after they are done. They will probably turn on each other, planning on doing so all along.

Stephen has found the outline for their plot!
1 Making non Bears and Joos alchoholics

2 Spreading Darwinism, Marxism, Nietzsche-ism, Libearalism, Communism, Bearism, Satanism, anything to undermine Godly Conservative order!

3 The NAU

4 World government

5 World wars

6 Plotting 911

7 The Patriot Act

8 Bearjoominaty mind control

9 Spreading pornography!

10 Destroying Christianity!

11 Using foreign loans to create depressions and destroy Godly free markets!

12 Bears mass slaughtering people!

13 Training the bear king for the return of Satan.