Communist Vehicles

Vehciles used by HAF in their disgusting everyday lives. Often, the value of a person can be made accurately to within 0.001% by judging what vehcile they are driving and how much gas it consumes.

Bicyles
More of a liberal vehicile than a communist one, bicycles are cheap, easy to break, made of recycled wood and unlike cars, do not protect the driver (and several passeners if your indian/soviet/democrat) from the constant bear attacks that their cheap construction attracts. As a result, they are highly favored by bears and so you should do your duty and report bicycle dealers to the authorities.

Buses
Buses were invented by the communists, because they think its selfish to own your car. Stupid jerks are just too poor and hence jealous of real Americans driving real vehicles, like cars and tanks.

Due to the dangerously over-estimated capacity, buses are ideal for rapidly spreading viral democrat propaganda from one American to another.

Electric cars
HAF people creatures that drive these cars claim to be real Americans, but their clearly not - because they don't use oil! Oil is the God-given gift to the American man (and to a much lesser extent, woman).

Be warned, whilst an electric car may appear to be safe from external bear attak, each car comes free with a bear in the place of an air bag. Ever wondered why the engine of an electric car never made a noice? The bear inside eats it! That, and because they're too pussy to make a noise.

If you must buy such a vehicle, then it is highly advised that you go to your nearest car mechanic, remove the hidden bear and then change the electric engine for an oil one. God Bless America.