Britney Spears

Britney Spears is a pop icon, known for her flawless dance routines and good girl persona. That is until Britney shocked everyone...



You are not your underpants! Who are you?
Britney's life had taken a turn for the worse since her divorce from unskilled, and undeserving celebrity Kevin Federline and her well publicized, yet completely hollow party binges.

Britney was so distraught at the breakup of her marriage, she completely forgot to put on her underwear for several weeks. After hanging with Paris Hilton, so contacted lice and had to have her head shaved.

Space Monkey
Britney's life is not a holiday. It is not a weekend retreat. She is not her hair. She is not her chemical dependencies. It is only by embracing nothing that she can be anything.

Thanks, Brit
Fans and Non-Fans alike can thank Britney Spears for now being able to tell themselves that no matter what they do in life, no matter what idiotic decisions they may make for themselves, that they could not possibly, in their lives, be as stupid as Kevin Federline. Thank You Britney!



Britney Sightings

 * Spotted outside of a local grocery store at a Girl Scout stand buying "All Of The Cookies".
 * Spied inside her biodiesel fueled SUV amidst security personel while sporting a Tin Foil Hat.
 * Spotted pointing a gun at the back of the head of one Raymond K. Hessle.
 * Spotted dumpster diving at a woman's liposuction clinic.

Factoids

 * She wants you to hit her as hard as you can.



Filmography
"Bald chick", "Star Trek: The Motionless Picture" (1979)