Anderson Cooper

Best known as host of the wildly popular ABC reality show "The Mole", Anderson Cooper's career has plummeted in recent years. He now serves as the host of Anderson Cooper 360 on CNN. Cooper was almost decapitated by a flying Ramada hotel sign in 2005, while covering Hurricane Dennis in Florida. Although it is still unconfirmed, several eye-witness reports say that the sign was knocked over not by the wind, but instead by a drunken Geraldo Rivera, who was covering the hurricane for Fox News. Anderson Cooper is a Vanderbilt Whore hated by many.

"And of course, no crisis is fully exploited until Geraldo weighs in! Where's the flying aluminum when you need it?" - Jon Stewart

Factoids

 * White hair caused by harrowing encounter with Deadites.
 * Uses the same tailor as Stephen.