Self-Evident



Self-evident (Patriotic Adjective)
 * 1) to be aware of one's self
 * 2) having the balls to be aware of one's balls

Origin: America became aware of self-evidence when Stephen Colbert used it to open his inaugural episode for the "Stephen Colbert Dorito's Spicy Sweet Pennsylvania Primary Coverage Live From Chiladelphia City of Brotherly Crunch"