Monsterz of Terror

The Monsters of Terror is the terrorists version of the USO. Most of the cities on the tour are black sites, which means they are not announced ahead of time, to allow residents in the city to be surprised when the tour comes to town.

The Tour is so profitable that they have several jets and even an aircraft carrier in their private fleet.

The Tour has been performing world-wide since at least the Reagan-era.

Controversy
The Monsters of Terror Tour is dedicated to bringing American democracy to the world. But after word got out that The Monsters existed, some Americans were jealous that they could not see the Monsters or follow them around.

The Greatest Administration-EVER!, has taken all comments into consideration for next year's tour aqnd is going all-out to insure that nothing, and they mean nothing gets in the way of bringing American democracy to everyone.

Former "Black Sites" in The Tour

 * Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
 * Baghdad, Iraq

Performers Who Have Toured

 * Dixie Chicks
 * Neil Young
 * Bono and U2 (rock group)
 * Barbra Streisand
 * Linda Ronstadt
 * Bruce Springsteen