Monkey Island

Monkey Island is where Truthiness Monkeys and Jihad Monkeys come from.

History
Thomas French discovered Monkey Island and wrote a book called "Life in the Garden of Captives". The Island is run by El Diablo Blanco (The White Devil), an evil Zookeeper.

El Diablo Blanco is the Alpha Male of the Zookeepers and he will mount you if you show any signs of weakness.