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Frenchy Mooslim Socialist Leader Invades Pixelated World
Video Game World demands an explanation

'''The Mushroom Kingdom. May 31, 2009''' - Word that Obama has invaded the Video Game World has sparked a scandal within the Nation. Many “Video Gamers” were outraged and furious with the idea that there is now some mooslim dude messing up their games.

"“This is outrageous and uncool, dude!” declared a slacker video gamer, “ this is going to hurt the video game ratings in the future…”"

But video game ratings are not the only hurting there is, "“Mama Mia! Don’t ya see? The muuslim communist will charge taxes in me games!” declared a blue overall wearing plumber, “everytime I smashe the turtle, I get the coin, right. But now I gotta give the coin to the muuslim dark one? Eh, why?” then he started to swear and yell in obscenities in a foreign tongue after we told him he wont get extra lives now that Obama introduce Social Healthcare Reforms on 1-UPs, HPs, and MPs…"

The denizens of the Video Game World are not happy with the new changes. Video Game villains are also upset…. King Bowser and King of the Koopas was not happy with the idea that from now on his minions would be able to join “labor unions” and demand equal and fair wages and paid vacation, oh and King Koopa wont be able to use them as “cannon fodder” anymore… "“What’s the point of having minions if I cannot send them to their impending doom? For every death I get, I save a lot of money in unpaid wages!” declared King Koopa, terror of the Mushroom Kingdom and CEO of “Koopa R Us” a provider of minions, lackeys, and slaves interns, “I am ruined!”"

Emergency News: Socialist Gay Bears Launch Sneak Attack on Real America!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!
GOP: GAME OVER

TOP SECRET:

In the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Nine at the 200 hours of the Thirtieth Saturday of the month of May, the Dark Forces of Evil and Teh Gheys overwhelmed the Forces of Good and we were forced to retreat back to our "Fortress of Justice" to regroup... the alternative would have lead us to yield to the overwhelming Gay Forces that almost surrounded us. The GOP grew frustrated to our loses and resisted the idea of retreating like women cowards but at the end they headed the wise counsel for a “Tactical Retreat” for it was demonstrate that the alternative could have been devastating to our cause and the result would had lead to the total conversion of the rest of Real Americans into The Gays if unwise counsel was continued.

Our Ally joos have abandoned us… I knew we could not trust the Heebruus to help us on our hour of need. We suspect that Obama’s Shadow brought fear into their cold joowish heart and realizing how fearsome he was as well as his Dark Shadow, they fled like cowards…

The loss of this battle is suspicious and many within our leadership point to the possible fact of treachery... traitors among our kin…! If the accusation is correct, it is advised by The Glorious Master and Overlord of The Republican Party that harsh methods may be necessary to protect Real America and to separate the traitors from The Real Loyalist of Real America… an example is needed to be made… Preventive measures have already been taken to stop the spread of dissension and The Gays… But I fear it could be too late, for the liberal corruption may already have reached to the highest powers within our Party… I fear it is too late for us…

News that Real America lost The Independent Republic of Texas to the Hippie Bear-loving Liberals is demoralizing and damaging our cause… morale is low among the Brave and Non-gay Troops… "The Whore of Babylon and Queen of Racists" (Aka Maria Sotomayor The Leud) unleashed a terrible “magic” that turned many of our brave Real Americans into gay socialist… but Obama’s Dark Powers are greater and more fearsome, for he was able to turn all of Real America’s business schools into socialist institutions… it is a fearsome power… as it is feared, free commerce and monetary financing in Real America has been damaged for good, I fear our children and their children children will suffer under the yoke of socialism… it is a fearsome shadow…

While Real America suffers and goes hungry everyday, the Dark Lord Obamanikkkus' hubris grows larger and disingenuous... He is oblivious to our suffering and cries for mercy… Dark Lord Obama parades within the halls of his ostentatious palace in fine silk clothes, dinning fine socialist gourmets prepared by his french gay atheist chef and drinking commie french wine, and dancing the late night with the "Radical Ice Queen of Liberalism". His cruelty knows no bounds…

But there is a glimmer of hope… The GOP was able to launch a destructive attack toward the librarians the Intellectual Terrorist Braniacs and destroyed their cache of books WMDs… they wont be able to hurt our children with their toxic waste known as “Kn0w-l3dg3” anymore… we finally found the answer as to what were they hiding all along… WMDs… all along they were hiding an insidious toxin within their unholy liberal books… but I recommended to our Brave and Wise Leadership that the purging is not going far enough… many of our children has befallen under the sickness of the destructive virus “Kn0w-l3dg3”, and we must take the next step… ban writing ban liberal writing and reading all together! The purging must not stop, it is for the sake and for the future of our children…

Mooslim Leader Continues to Battle Against Real Americans!
GOP continues war for the soul of Real America

'''The Republikkkan KKKommunist States of SocialisKKK Amerikkka. May 29, 2009''' - News that Obama has chosen a well known foreign racist to be America’s Judge has sparked a Racial War within Real America has sparked outraged from Real Americans who don’t want to be represented by a Racist!

"“Obama’s choice bring shame to America, how dare him nominate a foreign woman racist to represent America’s Law and Order!” declared a Real American, “doesn’t he realize that she wont be able to judge from the bench if she is in her menstruation? Heaven forbid if she is in her period!” “she is a bad choice”."

According with sources, the GOP wont stand with Obama’s decision and they are appealing for real America for help to impeach and deport these racist out of the country for good, "“We ask all Real Americans to fill the airwaves with calls for Obama’s impeachment and the deportation of this foreigner racist! The liberal media is shamefully silent about it, but we wont stand silent! We will continue to fill the air with our hate speech demands, we will blog the Internet with our disgust, and broadcast in all radios our message of hate discontent until we are heard!” declared a Republican senator while wearing a white hood."

The liberals think that the GOP doesn’t have the balls for it… well they are wrong, we do have balls! Thanks to “The Blessed Balls of Ronald Regan”, we are not afraid of anything! You think we are bluffing liberals?… try us…

The Hate Speech against the illegal alien wyman The Republican message was well received among Real Americans and we cannot wait for Obama’s and Maria’s deportation out of the country… America has spoken!

On a different note, I would like to inform the joos the children of Israel to stop asking Obama for help, he doesn’t care about Israel, he is a mooslim! I know it can be confusing to think that all American Presidents prostrate to joowish voters will automatically help our joowish allies during their time of crisis... but let's face the facts Israel, Obama is not our President… Sarah Palin is will be as soon as we solve our “mooslim problem”! And she knows all about National Security and stuff! Like KEEPING SECRETS TO MAKE SURE OUR BELOVED STEPHEN WONT BE HURT IN HIS SECRET MISSION TO IRAQ THE PERSIAN GULF NEXT MONTH SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE, AFTER ALL THAT INFORMATION IS CLASSIFIED, SO HE CAN BATTLE THE TYRANNICAL MOOSLIMS IN THERE… After all Obama and the liberals are not good in keeping secrets… trust me… plus it would be a SHAME IF SOMEONE RUINED THE SURPRISE…



Emergency News: Marriage will now be spelled “Marraige”!
NOM declares all Real “Marraiges” to be better than old plain 'Marriage'

'''The Heterosexual Real States of Real America! May 28, 2009''' - The organization of Real Americans that are fighting the evil forces of The Gays, also known as NOM, has attained a clever idea to confuse and refuse the enemy any form of victory. From now on marriage will be spelled “marraige”, that way we can keep the sanctity of ‘marraige’. Meanwhile The Gays can keep “marriage” for themselves if they want, but they wont realize that from now on “marriage” is inferior to ‘marraige’… shhh… don’t tell The Gays, otherwise they will demand “Gay Marraige” too… so let the HOMOS keep their Gay “Marriage” while we keep our Real “Marraige” for ourselves, by the time the fools realize the switcheroo it will be too late…

But why stop there? We should also start misspelling and mispronouncing “foreigners” and “undesirables” names too. I am sick and tired of learning “these foreign names”… why cant foreigners cant have American names? IF you are in America you must learn American! That’s the law!! Besides foreign names is so unnatural… and foreign… how do we know these foreigners aren’t also terrorist too? IF they had American names we would know where their loyalties lie, it would make our lives more easy!

Also, I have learned that Wikiality.com was recently forced to pull out an ad that was considered offensive misleading. Let me be clear, Wikiality.com does not support the idea of assassinating the president that Garfield was our president… he was a cat! Cats cant be president! Don’t worry Wikiality.com will be fixing the ad soon… also, if anyone is interested in “solving the mooslim problem” let us know, that way we can prepare the Real President Sarah Palin to take the Oval Office once the “problem” has been solved…

Raep “Enhanced Sexual Persuasion” Kept America Safe!!!
''GOP: It was consensual! They were asking for it!''

'''The Patriotic States of America F#@k Yeah! May 28, 2009''' - Once again The Greatest Administration Ever kept America safe, not like that moolim lazy bastard who is increasing the possibility of another terrorist attack.

According with sources our brave men and women in uniform used a secret method to keep America safe and forced the terrorist trash to reveal their secret terrorist secrets. The new method has been classified as “Raep and Sodomize Them Until They Talk Technique” “Enhanced Sexual Persuasion”; according with the GOP it works!! America hasn’t been attacked so it really does work!



Now the bear-loving liberals will try to intimidate Real America by condemning these measures as “torture”… well, I am sorry to say but Wikiality.com has uncovered new evidences that there is nothing morally or ethically wrong with “torture”… if America has practiced “torture”… which we didn’t… BUT IF we did “torture” anyone... there was nothing wrong with it… you see according with the Bible and GOD, torture is OK! Even Jesus approves it!! JESUS SAYS IS OK TO TORTURE!!!… Do you want to go against the Bible??… not unless you are a bear-loving atheist liberal!

Torture is not a sin and anyone who says we shouldn’t “torture” is a traitor!!

Now as for the new “Enhanced Interrogation Techniques” called “Enhanced Sexual Persuasion” Wikiality.com has decided to ask the GOP to disclose more information about the procedure so we can well inform Real Americans to demonstrate that there is nothing ethically or morally wrong with it… we were even told there are pictures of it!!

…but for some reason the GOP has refused to talk about it… they even denied they used “Enhanced Sexual Persuasion” on anyone... which is strange since we have documentation indicating that Dick Cheney not only demanded “Enhanced Sexual Persuasion” to be practiced daily on the prisoners... but Dick Cheney also wanted copies of the photos and videos for his private collection… which we haven’t seeing yet, but we cannot wait to see…

Hey! I think I found one of the videos giving a demonstration on “Enhanced Sexual Persuasion”! We are going to watch it and see… OH MY GOD, WHAT IS HE DOING????… IS HE PUTTING HIS THING ON HER MOUTH… WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU???? OH GOD I THINK I AM SICK!!!! IS THAT EVEN LEGAL??? DEAR GOD THIS IS SICK!!!!!


 * WIKIALITY.COM IS EXPERIENCING SOME TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. OUR REPORTER IS CRYING ON THE CORNER IN A FETAL POSITION, PLEASE STAND BY FOR A PICTURE OF A KITTEN… LOOK AT THE KITTEN!!



Mooslim Tyrant Continues to Threat America with Racist Judicial Nominee
GOP doest not want America’s judge to be a racist foreigner

'''The United KKK States of Amerikkka! May 27, 2009''' - What has happened to America? It was bad that we elected a black man secret Racist Satanist mooslim as our president, with his dreams of spreading his socialist and communist doctrine to America… worst, he wants to make sure that his socialist policies will erase any traces of what once made America great, like the free market and family values! Ever since Obama became our Tyrant he has been more of a divider than an U-niter!

But the mooslim leader was not content with destroying America’s economy, endangering America’s security and exterminating the American people… now he is aiming on destroying America’s judicial system by appointing a foreigner as America’s judge!!! Worst, the new judge is a racist!!!

"““Maria” Sotomayor is a well known racist who got her position as a judge thanks to liberal racist policies like Affirmative Action!” declared The Glorious Chairman of the Republican Party, Rush Limbaugh, “I don’t trust this darkie foreigner! How dare her to think she knows better than I when it comes to judging people!”"

According with the GOP, Sotomayor’s background as a “minority” and her “troubling ties” to “undesirables” in her family makes her a dangerous risk for the judicial nomination… "“How do we know she will be partial and make sure that the white guy innocent will always win the case?” declared a man in a white hood, “I doubt she will be impartial and fair to white people Real Americans…”"

The GOP wont stand for this racist judge, and they will make sure she is blocked for good. Take that Obama!! Racism is over in America, we don’t need you to bring it up again!

Meanwhile the CIA is ready to apprehend Nancy She-Satan Pelosi for lying under oath or something… about time, we cannot allow the “unbelievers” to dictate socialist policies that favors the “undesirables”…

COMMIE SOCIALIST FRENCHY MOOSLIM LEADER IS SATANIST AND THE ANTI-CHRIST!!!!
and we actually have the evidence to prove it!!!!!!

The Satanic States of Hail Satan America, Hell!!! - YOU WANTED PROOF? HERE IS YOUR PROOF!!! TAKE THAT LIBURALS!!!!

as you can hear, Obama is personally thanking Satan for making him the new President of America. He is a devil worshiper and sold his sold to the devil and he is also the Anti-Christ!!! Why isn’t the libural media reporting this?? Better yet, this is an exclusive for Wikiality.com!!! We broke the news!!!! We rooolz!!!!

Victory Against the Socialist Gay Army!!!
GOP emboldened, demands capital punishment against The Gays

'''The Patriotic States of Real America, USA!!! May 26, 2009''' - There was dancing and cheering on the streets as news arrived that the Gay Army was defeated in the shores of Gaylifornia. It was thanks to the reinforcement of terminators and the leadership of the Guvernator that victory was possible, without their support all Real Americans could have turn Gay… The defeat has been hailed as a major victory for Real Americans and a terrible set back for the gays. There is news that the gays have retreated back to their Gay Fortress in San Francisco…

"“This is a wonderful day for America and democracy, Real America has spoken and we have succeeded in contain the Dark Forces known as The Gays,” declared a Real American who had swore he wont stop until all the gays are dead turned straight. “But this just wont do… it just doesn’t go far enough. We have stopped The Gays on getting married, but Heterosexual Marriage is still under threat. There are still gay people out there who are still married!!… How dare them to get gay married when they knew full well that we will one day pass laws in the future that would prohibit such immoral acts!! We must enforce our laws and retroactively prosecute them to the full extent of the law! They deserve the electric chair, I say! We must punish these gaystapos to set an example!! Their marriage is a sham and their marriage licenses are counterfeits!”"

However, bear-loving liberals have decried the demand to retroactively null their gay marriage licenses and prosecute all married gay couples, “Ex post facto laws are unconstitutional!! What you are doing is wrong! Don’t you realize the judicial and political consequences if you pursue this legal path??” declared some gay man…

News of the victory in Gaylifornia has emboldened the GOP to reclaim back Washington, DC from The Gays. The Capital was lost during the Presidential Election of 2008 the communist-mooslim coup d'etat of 2008. Ever since then, Real America has been living under the tyrannical rule of the socialist communist french mooslim leader and the possible threat of a terrorist attack… but now there is a glimmer of hope that the forces of Good will defeat the evil forces of the Obama Administration!

Un-American News: Communist Nation Facing Unemployment Crisis
Prison Industry demands crime bailout or suffer from layoffs

'''The Communist Socialist States of The Netherlands. May 25, 2009''' - The commie secular Free Love-loving stoned hippie government of the Netherlands are now suffering from the consequences of their liberal and socialist policies that have plagued their Nation for years. The liberal communist government is pleading for help to their neighboring nations as it is being confronted with the lowest crime rate in its history. News that many of the Netherlands’ prisons and cells are empty is forcing the government to either find new criminals or shut them down for good, forcing thousands of prison staff and employees to find new jobs.

"“The prison industry is at the verge of bankruptcy, it has been decades since the last time we arrested someone. If this continues we will have no choice but to start imprisoning… Belgians… urgh... do we really want these “undesirables” in our prisons?… you tell me where to get more criminals” declared the communist leader, “Oh, we were fools! Because of our welfare system, fully funded education, secularism, and our social liberals policies... we have created a liberal paradise with almost no criminals!!! We legalized marijuana, prostitution, gay marriage and euthanasia! Who is left to arrest if we are freely giving away a license to sin to everyone??”"

The Prison Industry is not the only industry hurting, other industries and government agencies that rely heavily on criminals are also suffering. Electronic security and monitoring agencies are downsizing as burglar alarm sales have been all time low, police officers are forced to take additional and longer paid vacation time, and locksmiths are being laid off as more people aren't locking their houses...

According with experts, the global financial meltdown has caused an increase in criminal activities through out the worlds, leading to an increase in crime rates and arrests. When news that the Netherlands could suffer the same impact was announced to their government, the news was received with cheers by the Prison Industry. Many prison wardens prepared and cleaned their cells for the arrival of newcomers… but the criminals never came.

"“We forgot we have a fully funded welfare system, so people don’t need to steal to survive another day… we are dumb” declared the chief of police."

The Netherlands is witnessing a decline in rapist, serial killers, murderers, white collar criminals, drug dealers and other criminals through out the nation.

With the prospect of thousands of prisons being shut down in the coming months, prison wardens and politicians have decided that they need to find incentives to motivate people to turn to a life of crime. "“First we tried promising Free Healthcare to prisoners and law breakers as an incentive to see the crime rate increase, but I forgot we are a communist nation and we are already giving away free healthcare… then someone told me… Well, we could try to emulate the Americans and outlaw everything, cut down in spending and social welfare programs… this could lead to a 500% crime rate and arrest increase in just this month alone. It seems to work for America!” declared the communist leader of the Netherlands."

Some politicians are wondering if they could criminalize gay marriage and racially profile foreigners as a way to increase their arresting rate. The Netherlands government is asking America for help and to teach them how to do it, but so far the Netherlands authority has failed to learn anything… they have been too liberals for too long…

However prison wardens have their own ideas, "“look prisons are all the same, but my idea is to make my prison different from the others. We have a hotel consultant to turn our prisons as comfortable as a vacation resort… I mean if you are going to be jailed for years, you may as well enjoy it, right?” declared a prison warden."

The idea is that rather than for the government to look for new ways to make sure their citizens would break the law, they have decided instead to create incentives for them to break them intentionally. The government has already started a test pilot in one of their prisons and so far the idea has mixed reviews.

"“I love it! My cell has a king size bed, I have my own servant, the guards are polite, I get to eat gourmet meals three times a day, and I have one of the greatest recreational rooms in the world! It has a swimming pool, a movie theater, and very fancy shops!” declared a prisoner, the hardcore criminal was arrested for traffic violation."

The Netherlands government is hoping to see their crime rate to increase and fill their prisons with law breakers like shoplifters, traffic violators, and other petty criminals who would like to have a free stay in these new hotels prisons.

But not everyone likes the new prison changes, "“My sheets smell like grass and flowers… it was awful… my personal chef was suppose to be a French gourmand, instead he is German… I was promised a blue-ray player in my cell and instead I have a DVD player, and I have a Wii for entertainment instead of a X Box 360… I am a man, not an animal… I find these accommodations… lacking…” declared a prison critic… “I am sorry, but I will only give this prison 3 stars… I was tempted to give them 4 stars but then I remembered that they didn’t serve caviar for breakfast this morning… the prison staff are animals and savages…”"

When news reached to the Netherlands that the Obama Administration is having a difficult time finding accomodations for the Guantanamo detainees, the Netherlands government approached the mooslim administration to volunteer their prisons. The Netherlands are right now testing their new prison policy to see if it meets the requirement standards to detain terrorists.

"“You godless westerners with your liberal policies makes me sick!” declared Mohammed Ajmudjihad, a mooslim terrorist that was captured last year in an attempt to launch terrorist attacks against the Netherlands government, “I know what you are trying to do… you are tempting me with comfortable beds, rich delicious foods, free drugs and weakly visits from these “whores” to keep me happy… well, is not working!! This is inhumane and affront to my religion!! I will never reveal any future terrorist attacks… like █████▋██ ███████ ███ ██▋or ███▊▊███ ██ ██ ▊███████ nor will reveal the names of other accomplices like ███ ███ ██ █ ███ ████ ▉▉██ ███▊▊███ ██ ██ ▊███████ and █████… now leave me alone, I was told they will be serving pork for dinner… I will eat it, not because I like it, but because I need a new excuse to complain tomorrow… you infidel pigs”"



Communists Infiltrate Local Denver Industry


Dozens of Mooslims start cab driver madrassa

IS-THERE-NO-PLACE-SAFE-FROM-LIBERALS-IN-AMERICA-ANYMORE, A ONCE GREAT NATION-- Within a year of a call to jihad from The Secret Muslim, Mooslims throughout the greater Denver metropolitan area have organized a union to dismantle the free market.

"'I don't know why they would do this,' an unnamed spokesman for the Denver Transportation Authority told Wikiality.com, 'everything was better for cab drivers before all this 'union' talk. Studies showed they made more money and there was enough work to keep the drivers working plenty of hours. I blame Barry Soetoro for radicalizing our ethnics. We were doing fine before he came along and got them all empowered.'"



Police report that at least 200 so-called "veteran" Denver cab drivers joined together to form a socialist commune to subvert the invisible hand of the market.

Investigators believe the leaders of the commune tricked the drivers into joining with threats of deportation and forcing them to ingest illicit substances. Some people believe the commune may be connected to an international sex slave ring. A hotline set up by the city indicate the public fears some of the drivers may also be gay.

Citizens have been advised to alert authorities if they see one of these Union Taxis in their area. "We don't want people to take matters into their own hands," a police spokesman informed Wikiality.com on the condition his name not be used, "It's bad enough the drivers are gay. This is obviously the first step toward socialism.  It starts with a union and next thing you know, every American has health coverage .  We can't allow this to happen.  Not in my America!"

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French Government Facilitates Mass Escape of Prisoners
The French Government has decided to let 196 inmates bicycle a total of 1,400 miles around France in what they're calling the Penal Tour de France. They are to be accompanied by 124 guards and "sports instructors" and nobody will "win" the race. One convict, asked to comment, said "It's a kind of escape for us." Prison authorities added that during the tour, which stops in 17 towns (each with its own prison) the inmates will be sleeping in hotels.

What could possibly go wrong?

Ismalofacist Government Curtails Capitalism
GOP sends reinforcements to fight bears

'''The Republic of Real America. May 24, 2009''' - News that the mooslim leader is shacking America’s critical financial institutions for free money is causing fear in Wall Street, America’s Financial Holyland. It is suspected that Obama’s racketeering activities are an attempt to destroy America’s economy so he can finance his socialist policies... while it is sad that the GOP was unable to stop Obama’s socialist policy there is still a glimmer of hope. The stupid liberals didn’t realize that their socialist legislation had a secret clause that says all Real Americans are allowed to carry concealed weapons into National Parks!… Now some of you wonder how will that help Real Americans to fight the commie government…

For centuries it has been prohibited for Real Americans to carry guns into National Parks, worst because of this liberal law these National Parks became “liberal sanctuaries” that had been harboring and aiding bears hiding from the law. You see, bears soon started to form terrorist training camps within America’s National Parks and because they had immunity and protection from the liberals, there was no way we could touch them… but not anymore!! Now we can start to hunt down the mother f@#king bears and endangered species without fear!! Take that hippies!!!

But sadly the mooslim’s socialist policies could destroy the Free market before we can exterminate the Gay Bear Army. Obama is already destroying many businesses and they are shutting them down for good, all because they make too much money! Only a communist would think making too much money is a crime… worst, we have information indicating that Obama is already looting all Real Americans' bank’s accounts so he can redistribute the wealth among his gay pals and Welfare Queens that voted for him!

But there is hope! According with sources the GOP is forming a new plan to retake America and this time it will work!! it cannot fail!

When news that the FBI captured a dangerous terrorist organization attempting to destroy America, we were shocked to learn that it was thanks to the Bush’s policies that we were able to uncover this dangerous threat… no thanks to the mooslim leader. You see, the FBI and Dick Cheney knew that Obama is and always will be too soft on terrorists, so they decided to find three dimwits and one retard dissenters within America so they could uncover a dangerous growing trend of homegrown terrorism within America. You see Obama’s policies are encouraging “undesirables” to become terrorists!! In no way the FBI exaggerated or fabricated the whole event so it could make them look good and cool in the eyes of the American public so they could gain extra points with the government… that’s just a liberal lie!! Nor there is truth that the FBI enjoys fearmongering the American people for political gain… that’s just stupid… and anyone who suggests that is a terrorist!!

Now that we have demonstrated that the Obama administration is incapable of protecting America against these bear-loving terrorists it is time to Impeach Obama and the she-satan Nancy Pelosi for good! You hear me liberals, your time is over!!! We are not afraid of you anymore and no one can stop us now!! I suggest that we use “Enhanced Interrogation Techniques” like waterboarding on Obama and Pelosi so we can learn what are the treacherous bears planning and we don’t need to worry about the “Geneva Convention” and all that liberal nonsense… everyone knows that waterboarding is NOT torture.

Mooslim Tyrant nominates JC for Supreme Court Justice
GOP Objects: JC is a very questionable character

'''The Patriotic States of Real America. May 21, 2009''' - The mooslim leader did it again, Obama went ahead and nominated a very questionable characters for the Supreme Court without consulting with Real America first. The GOP has brought many reasonable concerns against this JC character and Obama's pick doesn't look good. JC's background is very shaky and disturbing that he does not reflect nor represents the core values of Real America.

Questionable Youth and Family Values:

Reliable sources tell us that JC’s origins could be a problem with the GOP. First we have clear evidence that JC is NOT American, he is a foreigner! He was born in the Middle-east and he may have possible ties to radical terrorist groups in there. The GOP is demanding a full investigation on JC’s background as well as the kind of people that he has consorted with in the past. According with Intelligence records it doesn’t look well.

First the GOP believes that JC has a terrible record when it comes to “Family Values” that will reflect poorly for Real Americans.

"“His claim that his mom was a virgin when she gave birth to him is suspicious. We think this is an excuse to justify her mother's out of wedlock behavior… all we know is that she had sex with another man that was not her husband… and isn’t the absence of his real Father suspicious? And where is his birth certificate? This JC character insists that he was born in a manger, so there are no hospital records… suspicious I say” replied a CIA agent."

JC poor family background could also explain his enjoyment with consorting prostitutes and sinners. But it could also explain his “bootlegging past” and his outlaw criminal record,

"“We have evidence that JC will turn water into wine and sell it to his neighbors… he didn’t even have a license to produce and sell alcohol… let alone he never pay taxes for it! We know, because we have his criminal records!” declared a police officer."

Community Organizer and Socialist Communist Leader:

After JC ran away from home he started to mingle with really weird religious sects, soon he became a community organizer and started to brainwash the public with his radical ideas like helping the poor “welfare” and redistribution of wealth to the masses. Clear signs that JC is against the core values of capitalism and the principles of the Free market and self-reliance.

"“Not a very good sign and there is the possible dangers of JC sympathizing with the “poor” in cases against Big Business and Corporations. Without a doubt JC will have a big bias against corporations and business. JC may also show support and side with radical socialist policy reforms from the Obama administration,” declared a republican senator."

But his questionable background doesn’t stop there. Back during his youth, JC was known to consort with prostitutes, “the unclean” and minorities that has influence in his views. JC has a record of favoring "Affirmative Action" policies that are known for being unfair and bias against Real America.

JC eccentric behavior doesnt stop there, he was known for wearing long robes and sandals and letting his hair to grow long and unkempt, making him a very wild hippie and unbecoming of a judge's image. JC then would go to the desert and hold conversations with a Mr. “Stan”… unfortunately the CIA has no records on JC and Mr. “Stan” conversations, but the CIA suspects that Mr. “Stan” was offering bribes to JC to rule on his favor… the CIA doesn’t know if JC ever took his bribe but we have no clear evidence that he didn’t either… this information doesn’t look well on JC's character... (also we dont know if Mr. "Stan" was ever real. A CIA agent confirms that he saw JC speaking with no one but with himself in the desert for 40 days and 40 nights, bringing into question his mental faculties).

JC’s radical background and anti-free market ideals makes him unfit for the Judicial Bench,

"“Look, JC one time used violence and threw the money changers out of the temples. IF that doesn’t scream “anti-small business” I don’t know what does… and using violence? I thought he preached 'peace' and all that… talk about being a hypocrite” declared a banker, “Mr. JC wont be a friend of big business or the financial industry, mark my words… he will not be good for the economy”"

Many members of the Healthcare Industry voiced their concerns on JC nomination, "“The man is known for practicing medicine without a license… at worst he never charged his patients any fees! This clearly shows that JC favors Obama’s Universal Free Healthcare, if that isn’t a bias I don’t know what it is… Is criminal I tell you, he is encouraging the practice of unlicensed medicine on the public! This could ruin the Healthcare insurance and endanger the American people with questionable medical practices…”"

JC pacifist stand is also troubling for the GOP, especially for the military in times of war. The GOP suspects that JC’s pacifist ideals wont make him a good Judge in The War on Terror and he may side with “Foreign Powers” against the US and any abuse of "Human Rights" violations against detainees and terrorist suspects.

"“I don’t trust his position on Capital Punishment or the use of “Enhanced Interrogation Techniques” on terrorists, but JC is not a good choice for keeping America safe against terrorists. He will clearly release all criminals and terrorists suspects back into the wild and rule against the US when it comes to matters of National Security and our ability to gather intelligence… These Foreign Powers will demand to rule on their favor when it comes to “Human Rights” or the “Geneva Convention” which will undermine the safety of American citizens…” declared the CIA agent."

JC was also known for always quoting “…render unto Caesar” and was well known for his strong stand against organized religion like the pharisees. The GOP suspects that JC wont’t favor prayer in school, or "intelligence Design" to be taught in the classroom, nor will JC supports the GOP’s core values as a Christian Nation.

"“JC once said: “But whenever you pray, go into your room, close the door, and pray to your Father who is hidden. And your Father who sees from the hidden place will reward you.”… clearly JC doesn’t understand the cores values of religion… I bet the ACLU will like to have this guy around when they need someone to rule on their favor” declared an evangelical preacher."

Suspicious Ties to The Gay Community:

But one of the most damming evidence that could derail any hopes of JC getting into the Supreme Court is rumors that not only JC favors The Gays, but he himself could be Gay.

"“Come on, an unmarried 35 year old man wandering around the desert with 12 other guys with no women in sight… that screams Gay if you ask me,” declared a Real American, “even if he himself isn’t Gay, we suspect he will favor’s Obama’s position on allowing Gays in the military… or gay marriage... I mean we know Judas kissed him on his lips... JC has gay friends!'"

IF the idea of a Pacifist Radical Foreigner that enjoys body piercing and was at one time the leader of a religious sect/cult doesn’t scare Real America to stop JC from becoming a Supreme Court Justice... then there is also a very damning evidence that could stop his nomination once and for all… we suspect that JC is joowish!! He is not a Real Christian!!



Shocking News: The Liberals Will Kill Us All!!!
 Anti-slavery hurts small business The hippies are coming!!!

'''The Patriotic States of America. May 21, 2009''' It is just as we suspected all along!! The hippie bear-loving liberals don’t care about Real America, it is a plot to murder us all!!

News that the “Democrat Socialist Party” is launching a policy of extermination rocked the Nation.

"“We just learned that Obama is trying to alter the Constitution so he can legally gay marry us all and if we refuse he will kill us!” declared a Real American, “the Constitution is a sacred text, how dare him to question it, let alone alter it!!”"

The People of Wikiality.com agrees with these extreme views, Obama not only dares to alter this sacred text of American power and tradition but he actually questions its perfection!!

We are not the only ones who are starting to question the reign of the mooslim tyrant, our joowish friends thinks he is crazy and mad with powah!

But the liberals will never stop, they wont stop as long as they can continue to poison the mind of our children with their “liberal gay science” and brainwash them with their Gay Agenda to turn our children gay and force them to gay marry each other… sick… worst, they are undermining our schools by telling us how and what to teach our children! How dare them! This is nothing but a blatant attempt to push their gay liberal views on us!!

When will the liberals stop pushing their socialist policy on us? Never, not until all of us are commie lover hippies… or worst, he will attempt to legalize all drugs and force us to become junkies, making it easy for him to control us!

I think is time we get tough with the liberals, we have allowed them to run wild for far too long. It is time to use “extreme” methods to get rid of these “undesirables” before it is too late for us.

Fear not, we have sources telling us that the [GOP will unveil a new awesome plan that will stop the liberal disease and topple the mooslim tyrant once and for all! What could go wrong?

The GOP has the support and trust of Real America, something the mooslim tyrant doesn’t have.

Real America Tech: Making Real America Work For You!!
New Technology could kill eliminate solve “undesirables” problem!

'''The Real America. May 19, 2009''' - When Wikiality.com learned that not even the Germans were willing to patent a Saudi “Killer Chip” implant that would track and eliminate undesirables, we knew that the Germans have gone soft and liberal… but we also realized that the new Technology is not patented and this is a great opportunity for entrepreneurial Americans to seize this new technology to solve our own “undesirable” crisis!! What are we waiting for??!

Liberal Alert: The Gayz Haz New Leader!!
GOP demands action

Teh Gheyly News: May 19, 2009 - Commie Frenchy mooslim tyrant leader Obama has found a new secretary for his newly founded cabinet position of the “Secretary of The Department of The Gays and Deviant Policy”… and what do you know, the secretary is one of the first children successfully brainwashed by The Gay Doctrine! He just graduated yesterday and he pledged that he will be the gayest boy in America and teach other children how to Get The Gays!!!!

Clearly we cannot trust The Liberal Congress to do something about this, everyone knows that they have a habit of lying to the public!

According with the Republican Party, if the liberals continue their reckless governance, there is a danger that America will be easily invaded by The Gay Pirates. We have already witnessed the collapse of the Swedish government at the hand of The Gay Pirates… also the Swedish will be passing a new law making Pirate Butt-sex mandatory… is that the kind of America we want??

Is time for Real America to stop these Welfare Queen leeches from stealing our money!! It is time to bring back our Free markets! We must also stop the menace of The Gays, not only to keep our children safe but our financial economy safe as well! Everyone knows that The Gays are bad for business! Worst, the liberal administration continues to fund their liberal projects to force Real America to have rampant sex with strangers! This is Gay Science!!

Do not worry for the GOP will be back in power and in charge!! We will rebuild Real America back to what it was! You wont regret it!

CIA Keeps America Safe
Nancy she-satan Pelosi jailed for lying

'''The Real States of Real America. May 17 2009''' - CIA has compelling new evidence that could destroy the Obama terrorist organization forever! Evidence demonstrates that there is a conspiracy to deceive the American people! And the CIA has evidence to demonstrate that and they will soon make that evidence available to the public ! The Obama administration is lying to Real America, rise up I say!

America cannot afford to continue the path of communism and socialism we just cant! Only foolish hippie bear-loving liberals would embrace this sickening philosophy that wont allow you to make money! We already have confirmation that The Gay Flu has already affected too many Real Americans for our comfort. If this continues the GOP suspects there is a grim future for Real America. But don’t worry Real America is fighting back!

It is too late for the rest of the world, since they are not Real Americans they fell too quickly to the glamours of The Gay lifestyle, so we should just ignore them. But America cannot afford to become Gay America, as long as we have Real Heroes fighting The War on Gays we will never surrender! America cannot afford to allow The Gays to corrupt our children… children who are vulnerable to the dangers of liberalism! Why do they hate our children?

But don’t worry, our military leaders have a secret weapon on our side… we have GOD!

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