Immigration to the United States

Immigration is the permanent movement of people from a lesser nation to The Greatest Nation On Earth. Believe it or not, not everyone currently living in the United States was born here. Even stranger, the truth is that this has been the norm for most, if not all, of America's 550-year existence.

Immigration to America started shortly after World War 0. Every decade from there on came with a hoard of new immigrants. In America, it is the natural order that each wave of new immigrants be met with hatred and prejudice. However, America is known as the "melting pot", and these feelings do not last long. The new immigrants shall be tolerated only after a new invasion of foreigners starts to pour over the borders, and the process repeats itself.

Why People Immigrate
People move to a different country for various reasons. Excuses such as potato famine, love of building rail-tracks, unpaid servitude, and ____ are all common, but most excuses can be branched under the following categories:

War
The honor and chivalry associated with war has always led people away from their pacifistic nations, to the United States.

History Of United States Immigration
Throughout history, people from countries such as Uruguay (or any other country in America's Planet) have wanted to come to America. Inversely, no one has ever wanted to move out of America to a country such as Uruguay. With all 8 billion people on the earth wanting to get into America, America must either:
 * 1) Conquer every nation so that it is America everywhere (plausible), or
 * 2) Deny the enterance to most some.

Those Who Have Emigrated
...along with anything (if anything) they brought to make America better.

Africans
Special Contribution to America: Lando Calrissian, basketball

Irish
Special Contribution to America: Lucky Charms, Stephen,

Chinese
Special Contribution to America:

Germans
Special Contribution to America:

Norwegian
Special Contribution to America:

Jews
Special Contribution to America:

Mexicans
Special Contribution to America:

Illegal Immigrants Discovered In America
Real Americans became aware of illegal immigration in the United States between the dates of March 7 and May 1, 2006.

Crimes Commited By Illegal Aliens

 * Juan Perez, 27, illegally parked his car on the odd numbered side overnight. Perez was arrested and is facing extradition to his native Guatamala where he faces charges for jaywalking.
 * Rosa Munoz, 75, was arrested for both, removing the tags from her mattress, and conspiracy to remove tags from her pillow. Due to her old age, she was spared prision time.