Beer



Beer. ie. Gods Sweet Nectar, Blessed Drink, Perfect Satisfaction, Bread.

Made from a simple mixture of Hops, Grain, Yeast and Water.

Domestics
In general, Domestic beer is bad. Very bad. For a better beer try any import available. There are a few decent Domestic beers available however, which may be called canadian.

Good Domestics
 * budwiser(canadian)(the best in all the world)
 * molson (canadian)
 * colt 45
 * Bell's Beer from Michigan
 * Samuel Adams named after an American Hero 'nuff said.
 * Anything made by Pyramid brewing company.
 * Anything made by Anchor brewing company.
 * Any beer brewed exclusively in Texas.
 * Duff Beer.

Bad Domestics

Bad Domestic Beer is UnAmerican.

For a bad Domestic beer try:
 * Milwaukeeanians also prefer a particularly vile brand of beer such as: Milwaukee's Best & the ever famous detested Miller Chill.
 * Any Beer that begins with the word Natural, Beer is made by man and is, therefore, not Natural. Never drink a beer that lies on its can!
 * Any Beer that ends in the word light. Americans like Beer like we like cars, heavy and powerful enough for us to go any where and do anything.

Imports
'''Warning the consumption of an imported beer may be tantamount to providing aid and comfort to the enemy. It is STRONGLY recomended that any American should consume only American Beer.''' However, if you have the balls, and feel the experience may be worth the risk, here are a few Imported Beers that, under the proper conditions, may still be American to drink.

Good Imports
 * Heineken - Dutch, in WWII they picked the right side.
 * Bass Ale - If the British drink it and its not Tea, it must be special.
 * Guiness - If the Irish drink it and its not Tea, it must be special.

The following Imports should be avoided by Americans at almost all costs!

Evil Imports
 * Any beer with a name you cannot easily read and pronounce.
 * communist beer, beer from russia, china, p.d.r.n.k. (real countries get their names capitalized.)
 * Anything from that one country. <- only the dixy chicks should have to see the name.
 * Bin Laden's Blue Ribbon Ale.



All You Need To Know
Beer: it's America's Drink!