Cheesesteak

Chheesesteaks are the reason that we are all still alive and they can only be bought in Pennsylvania. If you try to buy a Cheesesteak anywhere else you will be handed a soggy, piece of crap. But, in PA, if you buy a Cheesesteak, fireworks will go off and everyone around you will break into a dance from some unknown musical. Cheesesteaks are even more American then Freedom Fries,Ricky Bobbt, George Bush], and [[Stephen Jr. put together. The only thing more American then a cheesesteak is Stephen Colbert himself in all of his royal truthiness.