Stephen Harper

22nd Prime Minister of Canada
Stephen Harper is the current Prime Minister of Canada, which makes him irrelevant to U.S. citizens. He is the leader of the Conservative Party of Canada, and captain of the George W. Bush fan club.

Harper resides in the official residential igloo of Canada, along with 10 sled dogs and a French-Canadian beaver-pelt trapper names Louis.

Term as Prime Minister
Harper's term as Prime Minister has so far been characterized by his cutting of the general sales tax (GST) by one 1%, bribing the Canadian public out of a real daycare system via a cash hand out, and getting kinda’ chubby.

Harper’s Conservative Party of Canada currently holds “Minority Status” in the House of Commons, meaning he does not hold all the seats (and thus all the votes) in the House. This has effectively prevented him from dismantling gay rights during this term in office. But there is always next election.