Randomness

Not truthiness.

Randomness can best be found in games like "madlibs" or psychosis like "word salad".

Randomness have been shown not to be truthiness due to the slim possibility that a feature of libersalism might sneak in there. This cannot be allowed to happen as liberalism is antithetical to everything truthy.

All Americans know this.

Therefore, randomness is not truthiness, not now, not ever.