Elmo

Elmo
Elmo is the godless commie killing machine who is the leader of the Sesame Street Mafia. He has recently been put in prison by Jesus for 1) Trying to become the Antichrist, and (2) Hypnotizing little children and making them buy his stupid 'tickle me Elmo' toys, obviously a very, very dirty toy. He is serving life in hell for his crimes.

Life and Career
Elmo was born in Brooklyn, the son of the devil and 'Babylon Dynamite', some stripper from the 80's. He was put in foster care after his half drunk mother tried to rob a conveniece store, only to realize she was yelling at a phone booth. After graduating high school, he became involved in drug running. I mean, literally, running. The police always knew who sold the snuff because it was covered in red fur. He was incarcerated for DUI, but released in 1992. He left Brooklyn to go to the small city of Sesame Street, where the sadly gullible Mr. Noodle took him in. Elmo became the top (albeit, only) drug lord in the city. He recruited the able workers, some of the Muppets, to do his dirty work. Big Bird, Cookie Monster, and Grover have all have major positions in the Mafia.

Campaign for the Antichrist position
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