User:Ieatbabies

Mat was once a powerful wizard who controlled the whole universe. one night a lolcat snuck up on mat and riped off his cool beard, the source of his powers. Mat was then forced to retire into the wizardhome and dwindle away the rest of his years doing such meaningless tasks as; air widdling and yelling at stop signs. in his 'spare' time, Mat is creating a plan in wich he will re-grow his beard and enslave the mighty fish heads. The fish heads will make us all deaf with their high piched singing and Mat will assume his role as ruler of the universe. Mat will seek out and destroy all the lolcatz in fear of them destroying his beard.