Carbonite

Carbonite (periodic symbol C37T) was first discovered in 1902, in a cavern beneath the White House parking garage. Price for it's ability to change easy from an impervious solid to a liquid without generating heat, the White House has used it for the past 6 years to contain President George W. Bush's white hot balls. Without a protective coating of carbonite, they would burn straight through pants, chairs, toilets, and the backs of those he rides on when he plays horsey.