User talk:Mutopis

Welcome to Wikiality.com
--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 00:08, 31 October 2008 (UTC)

Have you seen this!?
Source for fake Kenyan b/c--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 02:42, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Heh, heh!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:02, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

You mentioned a movie in your news story
How about this one?--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:29, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

Have you heard the latest from the birthers?
World Nut Daily found Obama's "Kenyan birth certificate"!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 20:54, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
 * (Link to virus-free pic)--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 20:56, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

Sorry!
Sorry about the mix-up! I've been trying to get a hold of the web master, but must be inaccessible and probably won't be able to do anything until Monday!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 20:25, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

Do we have an AT&T page!?
Oh, yes we do! I guess we can write an obituary for them then!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 04:21, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

Uploading Stephen Pictures
Please don't forget to add the "scpic" tag on every picture you upload that has Stephen in it. When you do add the "scpic" tag, it adds the pic to this category!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:56, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

Clinton Curse
Nicely done! All we need now is some pictures! (I added a footnote, there are two parts to it, you can check it out to see how it's done.)--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 04:14, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

The Oath of Truthiness
The Oath of Truthiness

NOM
It's no big deal, but we already have a page for National Organization for Marriage! I can move it to your new page, but want to give you a chance to lift anything from it before I delete everything.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 01:02, 7 July 2009 (UTC)


 * you can go ahead and delete National Organization for Marriage, i already took some of the stuff from the page and passed it to NOM. Also can you also make to redirect to NOM when someone types 2M4M? Mutopis

Palin's Upcoming Scandal
The poop on that is it may have to do with that house of hers. (I posted it on her page)

It's going to be an interesting summer!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:59, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

New templates
Beautiful! It's kinda like Wikiality's own tip of the hat, wag of the finger!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 02:05, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

Das Kapital!
I like the gif! We do have a tag called "money", maybe we can consolidate the two?--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 20:31, 1 July 2009 (UTC)


 * If you wanna do it you can. I created the template for former commies who now embrace state-controlled free markets of kapitalism Mutopis
 * I changed the colors slightly, you can see the changes here.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 20:59, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

New Money Template
Looks great! I can do a thing where using the plain money tag will randomly use either version!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 20:59, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Kool Mutopis
 * This way, if you come up with a new style, you won't have to change any of the old ones, you can just add the new one to the main money template!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 21:05, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
 * It's done!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 21:06, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Other Markets
I don't know. Usually templates are made once there seem to be enough pages with something in common. Do we have enough pages about each of those markets? Maybe we could make one template just for foreign markets as opposed to one for every foreign market!

Or, we can use all those templates and put them in a foreign market randomizer template!? (Like the new one for money!?)--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 21:32, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
 * a randomizer foreign market template sounds better --Mutopis

Another Gazprom pic
File:Gazprom07-2006.jpg--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 19:07, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Former Communist Tag or Reformed Commie tag?
Do we have a tag that says "this used to be commie but now is free market lover" tag? If not, i may make one --Mutopis 12:16, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Images
Just an FYI: File:KlansmenTolerant.jpg We already have the gay, black klansmen.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:43, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

South America
Do you like this one? --Atenea del Sol 16:46, 27 June 2009 (UTC)


 * Yikes! It wasn't misspelled when it was bilingual!  All fixed.  --Atenea del Sol 16:15, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
 * I can, but what I'm playing on is that most Americans (United-Statesians) don't make the distinction between real Mexicans and Latinos. I'm Ecuadorean, btw, so I know what you're talking about.  If it really offends, though, I will change it. --Atenea del Sol 18:27, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

New Templates
If you want you can make them the way you want them. What I usually do is find one that is similar an copy/paste the code into the new page.

I can help you if you need it.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 11:05, 26 June 2009 (UTC)


 * I am not good with templates, any help would be nice --Mutopis 05:39, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Okay, I started the Emo template. If you want I can fiddle with the Argentine one, too.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 12:35, 26 June 2009 (UTC)


 * cool thanks. --Mutopis 06:37, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
 * I changed the colors and the category. I like your choice of images!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 12:48, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

Statue Caption
Thank you for fixing that!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 19:13, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

Devil Costumed Women
I uploaded smaller versions of your pictures and erased the weird blue spots on the first one.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 03:53, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

Asian truthiness
Chinatown

but... this one may be my best yet Brevitruthiness

still don't get anime... its like, uh cartoon porn?

What happened to File:Sylvester tweety.jpg ????

I miss Nixon...

--PhantomDuck 00:46, 25 June 2009 (UTC)


 * Hentai is Asian/cartoon porn. Anime in general is difficult to classify since it represents a lot of genres of fiction like horror, drama, comedy, slice of life shows, adult/mature content programs, semi-historical shows, and kiddie programs. Anime is a medium of entertainment that contains certain elements of the Japanese culture and their subculture (pop culture, memes, etc.) and other traits that would be difficult to understand for those new to it… --Mutopis 19:43, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

An Essay on Anime and Otakus

Feminazi
left three one is red... Go! --PhantomDuck 20:28, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

stuff
Hey! I like your stuff... most I get, obama secret Rep is a f***ing hoot! not the anime though??? I'll never get that S**t...

and you are prolific and funny. MUST BE

KUDOS!

--PhantomDuck 20:07, 24 June 2009 (UTC)


 * Glad to hear that --Mutopis 06:13, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

Tentacle Monster
Is this uniquely Asian? We have an "asian" template if you need to categorize your new page.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 00:12, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Pictures
Some of those pictures show boobies. Is there a way you could "cover" them? With a black bar or something? We have to think of the children.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 04:26, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Nominate to be featured?
Have you considered putting your masterpiece on the front page? If so, you have to put it here first, then after a week, move it here for voting.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 19:29, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

isle of lesbos
Thanks for understanding =) --PhantomDuck 16:13, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

dropped a note in the talk tube for you... Thanks --PhantomDuck 11:32, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Your News Story
I made a few minor changes to your story about and her ape-uncle. If you don't like it change it back.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 08:41, 14 June 2009 (UTC)
 * "thats ok. the changes are good" --Mutopis 02:46, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Picture of Stephen
Getting his head shaved by Gen. Ray Odierno: File:TheShaving.jpg--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 03:41, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

Newsweek cover
File:ColbertNewsweekCover2009.jpg--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 20:55, 7 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Notes from Dr. Colbert, Guest Editor: here.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 20:56, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

Did you hear?
Sarah Palin tweeted where and when Colbert was going to be in the Persian Gulf. See today's poll.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:22, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

Images
Don't forget to post a description and some kind of credit for those images!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 03:55, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

US Beef Protest
I remembered uploading this image: File:SKMcDonald'sProtest.jpg. You might be able to use it.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 09:08, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

Have you seen this?
USSA? It only needs one more vote to get on the front page.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:43, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

Wikiality.com Home Office
I started a new page, Wikiality.com Home Office.

I was hoping to make it like a virtual "office" which means we can basically use it however we please. Post your ideas on the talk page, or just start editing.

Enjoy!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 09:40, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

Gay Soldier Picture
Do you remember where you found that!?

I don't care where you found it, just let me know--I want to use it for something.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 02:24, 18 April 2009 (UTC)


 * I think it was from here http://www.queergnosis.com/queergnosis/2009/03/yeah-but-youre-still-a-faggot-.html --Mutopis 20:30, 17 April 2009 (UTC)


 * Thank you!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 02:49, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

Did you hear about this!?

 * --WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 01:46, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

Pirate Pic
Image:GayPirates.jpg--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:39, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

Possible reason for Franchification of America
Americans top the world in wine-drinking as global consumption shrinks!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 00:56, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Special Newsworthy Text
HERE'S SOMETHING YOU'LL LOVE! --WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:55, 8 April 2009 (UTC)


 * What is it? --Mutopis 09:45, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Does it not show up for you?--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 20:00, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
 * is working now, dont worry about it --Mutopis 02:55, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

North Korean Pic
I don't have a picture of any North Korean rocket or missile, but, here are some NK soldiers, this is a picture of Iran's most recent rocket launch and this is a picture of the demolition of the 60-foot-tall cooling tower at the main reactor complex in Yongbyon, North Korea.

Don't know if you can use any of them for your news story, but that's what we've got so far.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:25, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Okay, what about this one?--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:58, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
 * Two more things you might be able to use, I swear this is my last suggestion (LOL) a guy in Japan pointing to where he actually saw the rocket fly over and Glory to North Korea and Kim Jong Il! a joke page written after Stephen Colbert mentioned Kim Jong-Il.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 08:32, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

Pic of Michele Obama And The Queen
Here is a picture of fondling Elizabeth: Image:MObamaQueenElizabethII4-1-2009.jpg--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 00:34, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

Pic of Mother Nature Declaring War On Colorado
Image:DenverSnowStorm3-26-2009.jpg--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 17:54, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

Hi
I'm catching up on old episodes, and I finally got to the one where Stephen told everyone to vote online to put his name on the NASA space module (Code Alpha Sierra). I know you wrote a bit on it, perhaps when it does finally become official, you can add to it or link to it?--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:58, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

Pic of Obama on Leno
Image:BHOBamaJayLeno3-19-2009.jpg--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 04:37, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

Picture of Cramer on TDS
Image:JCramerJStewart3-12-2009.jpg--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 08:29, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

It Getter
For your commitment to Wikiality.com, you have been promoted to "it-getter." A badge has been placed on your user page so everyone will be envious of you.

Congratulations, hero.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 06:38, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

FYI
Just thought you might like to know this: the "poll function" for the wikis is now back up and working. I posted a sample question to test it.

So, since you're so good with news stories, I thought I'd let you know if you wanted to add a poll for your news stories.

Drop me a note if you have any questions.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 03:17, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

Picture For Your News
Image:BHObamaAddressesCongress2-24-2009.jpg--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:02, 25 February 2009 (UTC)

Socks Page
FYI: we have a few pictures of Kitlers (tuxedo cats that look like "Hitler") Image:Hitler cat2.jpg, Image:Hitlercatty4.jpg and if you haven't already seen it, there's a webtube dedicated to them: Cats That Look Like Hitler.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 08:52, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
 * Sorry, I forgot to move the page, I was going to wait a while so I don't ruin any of your edits, but then my internet has been messed up today, etc, etc. Give me a few minutes to do this.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 05:17, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

WikiNews
It has been a couple of fun months for me. But these idle hands have finally found a job work, which means I wont be writing a lot of articles. (It is a temporary work for 2 months, but they say it may last longer if I am lucky... I am not ready to be unemployed any time soon and I need the money!). A part of me is sad, because I had fun and there is tons of materials out there, but coming up with funny or clever stuff is time consuming as well as tiring... But I promise I will leave something funny from time to time when I can... --Mutopis 22:32, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
 * Congratulations. I hope the job work provides you enough money to tithe, buy your weekly copy of I Am America (And So Can You!) and hire an assistant to post truthiness on your behalf!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 05:48, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

Picture of Hula Dancers
Image:HulaDancers.jpg--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 19:54, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

Martha Pic
Image:MarthaWashington.jpg--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:28, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Picture of King of Iceland
Image:JohannaSigurdardottir.jpg--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 01:46, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Adding News Stories
First of all, thank you for your news stories--they're always fun! I don't know if you ever have problems when you add new stories (especially when the page gets really, really big) but, you can just click on the top section "Latest Truthy News" and start a new section beneath that.

I like your story on Obama's "interview" with al-Arabyia!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 09:29, 27 January 2009 (UTC)


 * "I try my best, is not easy writing something funny or clever" --Mutopis 17:45, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Tell me about it. I can see why shows have at least a dozen writers!  It helps keep up enthusiasm and everyone can try ideas out on an audience and build up to a good joke.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 00:55, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

Have you seen this!?
--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 05:15, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

You should add...
"Repeat after me..."--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:44, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

Uploading Images
Please include some credit for images. At the very least, post the url where you found it, even if you cannot find out who made it.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 21:58, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Thank you, one more thing: if you're not sure (or can't remember) where the image came from, add a note that the original photographer or creator is uncertain.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 02:23, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

Voting is Open!
Make sure you cast your vote for the 2008 Truthys! Click here to vote.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 02:56, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

Formatting Short Cuts
I used some short cuts on one of your news stories. Here is a link in case you want to check them out (http://www.wikiality.com/index.php?title=Breaking_News&diff=197827&oldid=197821 )--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:37, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

For Censoring
I usually go to the redacted page and copy/paste the bars for use in other pages.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 10:54, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Black Homophobia
I hope my edit didn't mess you up!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 08:27, 2 January 2009 (UTC)
 * Okay, please post any more questions or conversations related to that particular page on the talk page (Talk:Black Homophobia) that way if there are any more disputes everyone can post their opinion in one place.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 05:32, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

Korean Template
I started a template for your Korean pages. It is not locked so you can change it anyway you want. If you have questions, drop me a note.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 00:42, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

South Koreans protest U.S. beef
I uploaded a picture you might be able to use Image:SKMcDonald'sProtest.jpg--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 02:23, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

Sin Template
I just made a template for all your sin pages called "sin". Use it like any other template.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:23, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
 * BTW, you don't have to include the word template, or the colin.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:41, 28 December 2008 (UTC)

Link on Magic Negro page
I changed the link on the Magic Negro page to one that is a little more permanent than a Yahoo! News link (their links always seem to disappear after a few days). Just an FYI.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 21:14, 27 December 2008 (UTC)

Year-end Awards
What awards should Wikiality.com award this year? For some examples from previous years see these links: 2006 and 2007.

Please post your suggestions for categories to be awarded here, then post your nominees for that category in the appropriate section (make one if necessary) in the Nominations section.

Please only post items that were created in 2008.

Any questions, post them on the Awards page talk page, here .--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:54, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

North Korea
Whenever discussing North Korea, the word "Glorious"--not greatest--is used. It's a way to mock one of the "Il's" overuse of the word "Glorious." Just check out this page: Glory to North Korea and Kim Jong Il!.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 17:12, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

Images
Please be sure to take notes for your images. Make sure you post where you found the image originally and the url for it.

If you have any questions, drop me a note.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 19:50, 9 December 2008 (UTC)

LOL! McCain Concession!
You need to add the word "maverick" in your description of his concession! Also, have you checked out the captions page? You can add your own caption, or use one of the pictures in the articles.

If you have any questions, drop me a note.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:40, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

Correct the Obama Page!
Why do you doubt Stephen's truthiness! Yo-Yo Ma is our president!

Gates of Hell photo
Hi I was wondering if you are the original author of this photo? If so I would like to use it for my bands website and possibly as the cover art for our upcoming cd. I would give you full credit in the cd for designing the art. We don't have alot of money so if you need payment for it it would have to be reasonable. Please email me at adam@uagmetal.com to let me know. Thank You.Adamdl 20:07, 24 June 2009 (UTC)