Nathaniel Blake

Nathaniel Blake is an American conservative commentator and writer. He is famous for all the acts of bravery he has (theoreticly) commited over the years. For instance, after the Viginia Tech massacure, Nate complained of the wimpyness of the students actually running for their lives away from the gunman, intead of charging into a hail of bullets like real men. Mr. Blake would of course taken the shooter out like Chuck Norris had he been there, but unfortunantly was editing his Ann Coulter fansite that moring and was unable to come to the rescure.

Mr. Blake, as a healthy, conservative, christian, heterosexual male, could singlehandedly turn the tide in the Iraq war. However, he has been unable to enlist because...uh...because...Hey, what's that over there...gotta go!