New Commandments

In their infinite wisdom (and surely because they have to navigate the insane drivers of Italy, the Vatican have issue a new set of Commandments for driving.

But we at Wikiality are sure they don't have to stop there. It's time to extend the Commandments concept into all aspects of life. So pick a category and suggest up to ten truthy Commandments by which heroes everywhere could live more American lives.

Internet Commandments

 * 1) Honor Stephen by visiting Wikiality.com, The NoFactZone.net, and ColbertNation.com every day.
 * 2) Thou shalt never visit Wikip*dia.
 * 3) Thou shalt Google-bomb faithfully until Stephen is rightly seen as the Greatest Living American.
 * 4) Always refer to the Internet as tubes or dump trucks.
 * 5) Diligently wage the War on Norrisism throughout Wikiality.com.
 * 6) Thou shalt not harass male interns via email, for that job is already taken.
 * 7) (TBA)
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 * 10) (TBA)