Mexican

Mexican (plural-Mexicans) are employees or indentured servants who were born in Mexico.

They are typically brown skinned, but sometimes appear like hard working Americans. Chalupas are a chief staple in their diet. They also enjoy low riders, mariachi music, and letting small mean dogs jump on everyone's children. For the most part, they roam mostly in the south-western states of the U.S. illegally, while selling drugs, children, dogs, tacos, and themselves. For housing they occupy their local jails when they aren't taking from social services.



Some Presumed Mexicans

 * Consuela - Stephen's housekeeper
 * Jorge - Stephen's gardener
 * Louis - Stephen's driver
 * Luis - Stephen's Nicaraguan bookie
 * Miguel - The guy who stands in Stephen's parking space untill he gets there
 * Maria - Stephen's children's babysitter
 * Carlos - Stephen's food-tester
 * Juan - carries a hose around, always spraying Stephen on purpose
 * Amyone dumb enough to want to live in American and not want to learn English. ("Is the baby allergic to penicillin?...what do ya mean "No Ingles."?!)

Leisure-time Activities Popular With Mexicans

 * Night Hiking

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Jobs Stolen By Mexicans Who've Run Over The Border

 * $50/hour lettuce pickers

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