Prime Minister of Australia

The Prime Minister of Australia is like a President but not as awesome. The current Prime Minister of Australia is John Howard, who is one of George W. Bush's best buddies.

The Prime Minister's job is to make sure Australia doesn't become a liberal, communist, terrorist-filled asshole of a country, like France. John Howard is the greatest Prime Minister ever in this regard.

Awesome things the Prime Minister has been doing

 * Fixing the "Frenchy/Liberal" universal healthcare system to be better, like the American private system.
 * Privatising of the "Communist" Social security system so the terrorists don't win.
 * Changing Industrial Relations laws so employers have more power and whiney lefty employees and unions have less, so more work gets done and freedom reigns, making everyone happier.
 * Rounding up those pesky immigrants, who may be terrorists, and putting them in "comfortable" detention camps in the desert, so they can work on their suntans and learn water conservation.

George and Johnny
Since John Howard is one of George W. Bush's best buddies, he gets to enjoy some awesome privileges, such as getting first pick at left over spoils of freedom wars. It is rumored that he's allowed to sleep in the president's bedroom on state visits to the White House.