Three

The Factinistas would have you believe this number is firmly situated between two and four. It feels like it should be somewhere around 16. Maybe 19. Or 108. Watever the case, three never amounted to anything. There are three branches in the American government. Where did that get us?

Three Trivia

 * There were three stooges, but if you count Shemp and Joe there were five. If you count Curly Joe there were six. Purists only count Moe and Curly. Take that, you Larry-loving commies.
 * A menage-a-trois is composed of three promiscuous people, usually French. Do you really want to get in bed with two smelly French people?