Secretary Elaine Chao

Elaine Chao is the current Secretary of Labor for The Greatest President Ever. If The Presidential Cabinet were a game of Survivor, Elaine Chao would so be the winner. But it's not (exactly), which means she's publicly referred to not as "the winner" but as "the longest serving member" of the President's heckuva great team. Even still -- in your face, Rummy!

Fun Facts

 * Ms. November on the GOP Pinup Calendar


 * Married to Kentucky Senator (and incoming Minority Leader) Mitch McConnell


 * Fun Fact 1 + Fun Fact 2 = "Beard"?