Matrixism

An ingenious social engineering meme disguised as a religion created by Stephen Colbert and propogated by heroes. This meme/religion or "memigion" was designed with the dual purposes of a.) Tricking Muslims and other Godless heathens into be coming Christians and b.) Shoving the truth, namely that Wikipedia is a collection of left wing Communist untruthiness, down the gullets of the factinistas.

Rationale
Matrixism was conceived as a way to con (short for convert) Muslims into doing psychedlic drugs thus subsequently giving up the Jihad and accepting Jesus as their personal savior. Towards this end Stephen Colbert invited hippie liberal Daniel Pinchbeck onto his show so that he could nail down so-called mind expanding psychedelic drugs like LSD and "magic mushrooms" as totally un-American. That way Muslims would immediately start taking these drugs because, as everyone knows, Muslims love everything that is un-American.

If all goes according to plan many Muslim jihadists will be too busy tripping their brains out to notice the US cruise missles headed into their bunkers. When the smoke clears the jihadists will be so beaten down that they will readily accept Jesus as their personal savior and allow western corporations to come into their countries and pump out all of their oil.