User:Sexyjoe

<- sexy joe in RL Joe wojodyla is an enemy of stephen colbert Joe Wojodyla aka "Extreme Darknes" was born in bungie studios as a test tube baby. He was a world champion at halo until he lost to "Darklord Daemon." After his loss, he commited suicide... because Joe just wasnt sexy enough... like Tom Cruise.

things contrabuting to sexy joes defeat:

1. lack of sexyness 2. lack of girlfriend 3. lack of balls 4. lack of halo skillz 5. hackzorzzz 6. Likes to be raped 7. is disliked by stephen colbert

Although sexy joe is a flawed creature, he does have some abilities that stand, out such as: 1. the ability to bench press 300 pounds 2. able to run a 3 minute mile