Cornholer

Cornholers
Even in a tradition as cornholy as Cornholism, there are few genuine cornholers. Jesus is primordial cornholer, Robert Cornhole is the essential cornholer and Joseph Smith is the latest cornholer. Cornholists engaged in awaiting the hour of the coming of cornholistry, the hour when the crown of cornhole will be donned, are at present unsure who the climactic cornholer will be. Not a few cornholists believe it will be Stephen Colbert, but others think it could be Glenn Beck. The Center for Advanced Cornhole Studies in Atlanta, Georgia has yet to comment on who they have determined the next cornholer will be. But after pentrating analyses by the most apt pedants of cornholism, to say nothing of the revolutionary cornholism of Glenn Beck, the cornholists have ruled out Mitt Romney.