File:TekAndDyingAlphaSquadAgent.jpg

Screengrab from the latest episode of Stephen Colbert Presents Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: The New Tek Jansen Adventures showing a dying Alpha Squad agent about to give young Tek directions to Alpha Squad Headquarters before being shot by an alien associated with the Thermond Chang gang, "The Colbert Report", September 12, 2007.

DIRECTIONS TO ALPHA SQUAD HEADQUARTERS AS GIVEN BY A DYING ALPHA SQUAD AGENT TO A YOUNG TEK JANSEN

Take 18th Street over the river second left (soft left) then four blocks...has dark windows that you can't see into. Not the Cosmodrome, Galaxy Plaza, the ominous building that's always humming.

Alpha Squad Headquarters is also accessible through Greektown.

Once there, take elevator bank "B" as bank "A" only goes to the fifth floor.