Bald

Bald is first and foremost, what an Eagle should be. If you see an Eagle with dreadlocks, you can bet there are some Ridiculous Theories and Notions flying around with it. If it can even get off it's stoned ass and fly.

People can also be bald. Due to the fact that there are both bald human heroes:


 * Dick Cheney
 * Rush Limbaugh

and Hate America Firsters


 * James Brady
 * James Carville
 * James Taylor

it is inticing but impossible to attribute a clear level of truthiness to ones level of being bald when human. Having a lush, well-parted head of jet black hair is considered much more attractive than having a bald head, but not nearly as attractive as peoples right-ears sticking out slightly with your left ones not doing so.