Vivos Bunkers

Vivos Bunkers are super bunkers created to protect you from the dangers of Natural or man-made disasters, such as Global Warming, comet impact, earthquakes, vocanoes , tsunamis, solar flares, nucular war, terrorism, mooslim attacks, financial meltdown, social breakdown, or The Bear Uprirsing of 2012.

The locations of the bunkers are kept secret until the disaster occurs. Including, apparently, from the paying customers (just to keep you safe).

Affordable Prices
You can buy a spot in the Vivos bunker for $50,000 per adult and $25,000 per child. (Pets get in for free with their owners.)

External Tubes

 * The Colbert Report analyzes the Vivos Bunkers
 * Vivos Bunkers are so cool