Tucker Carlson

Tucker Carlson was the first baby to be anally delivered. The effects of that are quite obvious today. He got nailed by Jon Stewart in 2005 on his own shitty show, "Crossfire" and has never been able to recover since the show got cancelled.

In 2006 Tucker the Fucker has been confirmed as a contestant on "Dancing With The Stars". Many people agree that his dance moves should be outlawed in 49 states.