Shmeat

Shmeat Definitions

1. shmeat n., a lab-created meat product; essentially, animal tissue which has been cultured for the purpose of consumption without harm to animals. PETA is a fan of shmeat. peta animal meat fake vegetarian by Joe Vegetarian Dec 10, 2008 share this

2. shmeat  1 thumb up  Amalgamation of "shit" and "meat", animal tissue engineered in a petri dish, sponsored by PETA, supposedly with the aim of replacing meat for consumption. "Shmeat is such a horrible name, it sounds like what you get when you cross shit and meat." -- cdog, offalgood.com article comment "If it looks like an egg yolk made of blood, it's shmeat" shmeat shit meat colbert report peta terrorist terrorism environmentalism fascism cheese souffle petri communist

3. shmeat  1 up, 9 down a word used to describe anything dumb or pointless brian likes to eat shmeatza pizza his hobby is shmeating he feasts on shmeat shmeat brian nacht clown retard by alfano Dec 10, 2006 share this 4. Shmeat Small penis or dick, also reffering to any person or anything. It can be used for anything anyone and anything can be a shmeat Damn you got a shmeat.

You are such a shmeater shut up you shmeat.

Shmeat shut the fuck up you got a shmeater. dick penis small meat small penis really small dick by gaybutsex01 Nov 27, 2006 share this

5. shmeat  10 up, 16 down when you have a small meat, small penis Damn i bet that asian gotta shmeat. by jayrock Apr 26, 2005 share this

6. shmeat  4 up, 22 down when he/she sucks in a persons entire genital girth. you know this happend when your genitals feel like they have been stuffed hastily into a pool vacum followed by a slurpy "thlump" noise. After this greedy display of "wanting of the Cock/beaver", you can actually feel the persons molars grind away at you naughty bits. This wanna be slut tried to shmeat me but all that got her was a broken jaw. by Matt Apr 10, 2004 share this