Stephen Colbert Dining Facility

Stephen Colbert Dining Facility


Located underneath the heart of University Pittsburgh, the Stephen Colbert Dining Facility was inaugurated in the guts of Pittsburgh students on November 6th 2006. The University thinks with the facts though, and has not yet recognized the patriotic power involved with naming the addition to the University after one of Americas modern day forefathers.

The movement to name the building wasn't so much founded as released. In every Pittsburgh students heart there was a need, a drive,  a will,  and all they needed was a way to express what was already there.

The movement was sparked by the University presenting a democratic-like approach (later found to be "fascist-like approach") to naming the new dining facility. The facility would be replacing what was known as "Marketplace" the buffet style dining center on campus, and "Eddies", an overpriced scam of a grocery storee.