Kobe Bryant

Kobe Bryant is an American basketball player.

Playing Career
Kobe's career started when he was drafted by Minneapolis Lakers at the age of 14. After leading lakers to 19 championships, Kobe was charged with a rape while resting his knee at hotel in Denver. Kobe went on to buy his wife a 20 million dollar ring, and eventually the charges were dropped.

Fight with Shaq
After winning his 39th championship with the Lakers, Kobe became jealous of teammate's Shaquile O'Neal's 20 inch penis, and demanded for Shaq to be traded, or otherwise he would leave the team. Lakers complied, and Shaq was shipped to another team. The following year, Kobe got a penis enlargement surgery, going from an 8 to a 24 inch penis, hence the number change.

Player Profile
Kobe is the best basketball player in the world, but lost his MVP awards to a Canadian guy and a German guy. Kobe is the last hope for American basketball, and the one only thing that is keeping canadians and europeans from taking over basketball.