Volumist

Volumist (flavor of America hater)
 * 1) the kind of person who is offended that someone else expresses their opinions in a passionate enough way that they're louder than the offended one because their words are not muffled by goatees NOTE: Goatees are not the only volume-mufflers; most hippie accessories are sufficient enough to muffle liberal's arguments
 * 2) a person who believes volume should not be the deciding factor in a debate

See Also:
 * George Saunders