William Taft



William Howard Taft was the 27th President of the United States of America. He was famed for his Taftful Tactics, which contributed to America becoming the biggest country in the world. Then Russia was invented and people remembered that Canada existed because they fought, as any Canadian will pridefully tell you, at Vimy Ridge during World War I.

Aside from Taft being a huger fatty than even Millard Fillmore, he also enjoyed hunting bull moose.