Homeless Veterans

Homeless Veterans (one of the things that really doesn't exist)
 * 1) you know the ones, scraggly, smelly former American troops living under a bridge near a river (or not) they're usually talking to themselves and begging for your hard-earned cash--one quarter at a time--the ones that exist only in a liberal's wet-dream or in a filthy, filthy Hollywood movie, but, in the Real America™, they don't exist.  Not now, not ever.