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=The Greatest President Ever Holds A Fundraiser For His Good Friend John McCain= "Look! It's the American people! They're actually considering electing us for four more years!" --OHeL 10:23, 30 May 2008 (UTC)


 * Is that where you put the missing memos?


 * "Oh crap George, they're aiming a camera at us. Do my reputation a favor and run and hide!" --Careax 06:35, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

=South Koreans Protest U.S. Beef Imports=


 * And you thought the Boston police freaked out over the Aqua Teen Hunger Force... - The Lake Effect 03:52, 31 May 2008 (UTC)


 * Ha ha, the joke's on you Korea! Everyone knows Maccy D's hasn't used real beef in over a decade. So have a cardboard pulp and soy burger on us chumps! --Careax 06:33, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

=Uncontacted Tribe Photographed in Brazilian Rainforest=


 * How is it that a tribe in the Amazon.com doesn't have any books or CDs? - The Lake Effect 04:58, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Here we see a tribe with a bow an arrow pointed at us the universal symbol for fuck off. --Grazon 00:15, 1 June 2008 (UTC)
 * They might be uncontacted, but even they know that Stephen Colbert is awesome! --Careax 01:45, 1 June 2008 (UTC)
 * They're armed and hide from the authorities. Sounds like terrorists to me! Better send in the heat just as a precaution. --Careax 01:45, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

=Marines In Fallujah Hand Out Coins Engraved With Christian Sayings= Obverse: "Mission Accomplished." Reverse: "Token good for one hour of hydro electric power. Redeem at Abdul Hamid's Market (located 1 block east of the Al-Queda Terrorist Training Park)." --OHeL 01:49, 31 May 2008 (UTC)

And who said that a Chuck E. Cheese wouldn't fly in Iraq? - The Lake Effect 03:34, 31 May 2008 (UTC)


 * Hmmm... I didn't know "I am the walrus" and "all you need is love" were from the Good Book. --Careax 06:29, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

=The Second Greatest First Lady Ever Speaks To Students=


 * " I haven't had an artist give me a big O since..." - The Lake Effect 03:54, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
 * ...That Roman Orgy in college. --Grazon 04:35, 31 May 2008 (UTC)


 * Laura, giving them her "O" face. --Careax 06:21, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

=Crane Collapses In New York City=

=Jamaican Breaks Men's 100 Meter Record=

=Hillary Clinton Wins Puerto Rico Democrat Primary=


 * "Yay! I might have lost the war, but at least I won this one pointless battle!" --Careax 06:27, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
 * Hooray after months of sucking up to White trash I get to run for VP.

=Boy Looks At Dinosaur Fossil=

So this is what a Republican looked like Daddy?

That's right son they started to die out in 2006 and by 2050 they were gone.

=Massive Fire Burns Hollywood Studio=


 * Stephen starts to take his revenge on Hollywood.

=Indiana Boy Wins Spelling Bee=


 * Keep dancing nerd.


 * And all he had to spell to win it was George W. Bush, err, I mean numbnut. --Careax 06:25, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Ever At A Medal Of Honor Ceremony=


 * Unknown to all assembled, the President had smuggled in his Nintendo DS and put it on mute. Shhhh Super Mario - it's a secret! --Careax 06:24, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

=FEMA May Again Offer Trailers To Victims Of Hurricanes Or Other Disasters=

=East Coast Liberals Present The Greatest Living American With An Award=

=Hillary Clinton Wins South Dakota Democrat Primary=

=Barack Hussein Obama Wins The Montana Democrat Primary Becoming The Presumptive Nominee=


 * "Well, that's not exactly what I meant by 'pound it'". - The Lake Effect 07:25, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

=John McCain Delivers Speech In New Orleans=