User:Meredithgarstin

Meredith Garstin, a Canadian-born in Hamilton, Ontario, has watched the Colbert Report since its infancy on the Daily Show upon taking internet college courses in the United States for a degree in Astrological Arts & Sciences from Kepler College. Few other TV shows in the United States gave her Canadian content, especially pertaining to topics surrounding hockey, winter boots and Tim Hortons.

Meredith was interested in finding out the time of birth for Stephen Colbert since his run for presidential candidacy, but since being unsuccessful in finding Colbert's time of birth for college course assignment, insight into the political pundit is limited to observing Colbert's mercurial Gemini Moon.

She hopes that one day Stephen Colbert himself would submit his birth time to her email, or to the astrological community. It would be a treasure to the National Council for Geocosmic Research, and the entire community would forever praise Colbert for being one of the few celebrities to publicly allow for the astrological community to predict any future runs for presidency.

Yes, astrologers know he will not win until we get his birth time.