Luxembourg

An insignificant little spit of land, Luxembourg is a land-locked remnant of Old Europe that has survived to the present day by hiding under the torn and faded eastern hem of France.

A member of the European Union, Luxembourg is occasionally seen bordering Belgium and Germany, who each have cultural visitation rights.

Interesting Facts

 * The capital of Luxembourg is, unimaginatively, called Luxembourg.
 * Luxembourg is the last remaining Grand Duchy in Europe, probably because the rest of the World has forgotten it exists.
 * Stephen Colbert has never visited Luxembourg, mainly because he doesn't want to become contaminated with Frenchitis.