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=First Lady Hussein Obama Volunteers At D.C. Food Bank=

=President Hussein Obama Marks 100 Days In Office=
 * Hussein Obama: "Look, Helen I know it's my 100th day, but I'm still not going to start my news conferences by saying 'Wassup!'"--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:51, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

=Cargo Ship's Captain Testifies Before Congress About Piracy= On the left is Captain Richard Phillips, captain of the Maersk Alabama; on the right is the CEO of Maersk, Inc.



"Arr, me hearty... here be yer seat." --Randroid 05:21, 5 May 2009 (UTC)


 * It was the Ninja training at my local union shop that allowed us to beat the crap out of the Pirates your honor. --Grazon 01:45, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

=Supreme Court Justice David Souter Announces His Retirement=


 * That old vampire? C'mon!  He's got at least another 500 good years left in him. --Atenea del Sol 00:57, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
 * Souter: "With an ear like mine, I regret wasting 18 years in a courtroom; I could have spent it doing my own show on cable TV.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:47, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

=May Day Celebrated Around The World= On the left: Berlin police arrest a protester; on the right: protesters and police confront each other in Paris.

=President Hussein Obama's Cabinet Is Finally Complete= A ceremony was held for Kathleen Sebelius as HHS Secretary and Gary Locke as Commerce Secretary to take their oaths.



=3-Year-Old Gelding Wins 135th Kentucky Derby=


 * Americans haven't seen a three year old run this fast since they opened the gates at neverland ranch. --Grazon 18:10, 6 May 2009 (UTC)