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June 20, 2007
Question suggested by User:Lil cup

Stephen was the first major late night celebrity newsman to give free air time and advertising to Apple for their new iPhone. Stephen has also told that Apply guy to send him one. But Stephen still doesn't have one. Why Hasn't Stephen Received A Free iPhone? Apple is afraid that Stephen will nail the product Mailman was apprehended by CIA and is now experiencing "enhanced interrogation techniques" in Gitmo Used FedEx delivery system and "it got lost in mail" Willie Nelson is holding it ransom after he saw how poorly his ice cream is selling compared to Stephen's. And because he's always high, he forgot to send the ransom note.

June 19, 2007, Evening Edition
New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg announced today that he is leaving the Republican Party. He claimed his cutting and running from The Greatest Political Party Ever was inline with how he "brings my affiliation into alignment with how I have led and will continue to lead our city". What was the real reason for Bloomberg's flip flop? he didn't leave the party, the party left him he hates America now and wants the terrorists to win he is going to come out of the closet and doesn't want to soil the party he loves he wants to run for president with Ron Paul as "Independents"

June 19, 2007
Great Americans Are Working Feverishly To Prevent the imprisonment of I. Scooter Libby. Some folks went to the court and testified on his behalf, others wrote letters to the judge, Reggie Walton. What do you feel is the best reason to keep Scooter out of prison? not all the evidence is in he's not a criminal like Paris Hilton the prosecutor was biased against him if Scooter goes to jail, the terrorists win

June 18, 2007
On this day in 1983, Sally Ride became the first American woman in outer space. What is your favorite American Woman Milestone? Lorena Bobbit, the first American woman to slice off a penis and throw it out of a moving car Jane Fonda, the first American woman to sit on Stephen Colbert's lap on network television Condoleezza Rice, the first American woman to have an oil tanker named after her Nancy Pelosi, the first American woman expected to be sent to Gitmo.

June 17, 2007
There was no poll question for this day, Father's Day.

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