Penis Envy

Penis Envy PEE-nis en-VEE (adj. or v.) Origin: Sigmund Freud circa 1900
 * 1) Wanting a Penis when you don't have one.
 * 2) Seeing a bigger penis and wishing yours was as big.
 * 3) What all Dykes suffer from.

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