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Michael Jacksonism

Michael Jacksonism is the world's largest religion. It is followed by all people, young and old, demons, angels, zombies, fairies, pixies, mages, warlocks, witches, senior citizens, dead people, ghosts, wizards, Miley Cyrus, Jackie Chan, Tom Cruise, all of Brad Pitt's children, and GOD.

The founder of this wonderful fabulous superbly awesomesauce religion was MICHAEL JOSEPH JACKSON. He was born on August 29, 1958 in Gary, Indiana. He was the seventh child of Joseph Jackson and Katherine Jackson. He became so hot hot hot hot hot and popular popular popular popular popular at an early age.

When he got old, he died.

But the legend lives on.

This religion focuses mostly on the study of Michael Jackson's AWESOMENESS. He's so cool its totally unbelievable. Nobody in this world can be as awesome as he is. Unlike previous contrary beliefs, Michael Jackson is GOD!!!!! He is god. If you don't believe me then just beat it. He's unbreakable and invincible. Also due to contrary beliefs, billie jean was not his lover. Also If you try hard enough, you will see this man in the mirror. He is not black or white. He is Michael Jackson. He is his own species: Michael Jackson Sadly, He was gone too soon. He is a smooth criminal..He is a speed demon. He can fly away. One day he began to scream They Don't Care About Us. He worries about Little Susie and the Lost Children. He is not scared of the moon and wants to rock with you.

Ancient Story: One day he said there was someone in the dark and in the closet and said WHO IS IT? It was dirty diana and she was dangerous. So sing the earth song and heal the world. Cause I'm bad don't scream just beat it there's no point cause I'm invincible. People were mistakened he never said Leave me alone. He said THIS IS IT when he was threatened. He can speak Persian.