2006 Truthiness Awards/Voting/Line

This page is for "Best Individual Line" of the Year

Make sure you understand the Voting Rules before you vote so your vote is not later disqualified.


 * same Voting Rules apply as in "Features" voting
 * voting begins NOV 27 and ends DEC 10 (for articles written before NOV 17)
 * Winner announced DEC 18 (Weekend Before Baby Jesus' Birthday)

To vote: sign in the section of your choice your signature" is two hyphens ("-") followed by four tildes ("~"), with no spaces in between.

Please vote for ONLY 1

'''If you tamper with anyone else's vote, you will be banned! Abuse will also result in banning.'''

=Hawaii= "According to pictures, it floats gracefully over Mexico."

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=Potatoe= "Generally a potatoe is the size of a Microsoft Scroll Mouse, but can grow as large as a Logitech Cordless Trackball."

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=Gloria Steinem= (section "Program Topics for Steinem’s Female Orientated Radio Station"): "Each others "freshness" "

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=Ted Haggard= (section "Factoids"): "Tried cock once, but didn't inhale."

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=Wet Dream 2= the complete poem:
 * "In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue but cannibals ate the fourth ship's crew sushi-style, then drank the brew he'd stored aboard the Wet Dream 2."

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=Lance Armstrong= "He got nut cancer, and then went on to become the owner of France."

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=Hamburger= (section "Savory Toppings"): "Bagged Spinach"

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=Bermuda= (section "Things That Have Disappeared in Bermuda"): "children rejected by Angelina Jolie"

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=Martin Luther King, Jr.= "Mr. Jr. is a Republican."

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=Platypus= "Platypussies wag their finger at Charles Darwin."