Dixie Chicks

Like the sirens of ancient myth, the Dixie Chicks are songstresses that entice men to their doom. Their songs contain a hidden message, which when played backward, hypnotize weak-minded people, aka liberals, and convince them that presidential term limits should be repealed, allowing Bill Clinton to once again be elected to our nation's highest office.

Any good, right-thinking American would shutter his ears from these creatures and promptly phone in the his favorite Country music station to ask for an all-out ban of their "music." He would then promptly request the song "Let's Get Drunk and Screw."