Classified

Despite America's innate ability to ignore large amounts of facts and information, sometimes even an American can get too much of the stuff to process. Thats why, out of the kindness of their heart, the United States will 'Classify' something, or keep it secret. Mr. Bush and Mr. Cheney are just trying to protect America with their giant condom of "CLASSIFIED" from evils like the Aurora Jet and UFOs and global warming. Its just like when your father told you that gays and democrats don't exist.