Zombie Bears

Zombie Bears


These ruthless killers are the newest breed of evil in the ever-growing arsonal of the bears. Regenerated from the tissue of their fallen "Brothers" (See: The Democratic Alliance of Koalas), the monsters have twice the strength of your average bear and can breathe under water almost indeffinatly, only needing air every 26.8 hours. This makes some experts believe they closely related to the BearSharks.

Habbitat
These gursome creatures lurk anywhere there is honey of blood to be found. Since they have no need to consume food, they mearly chew it into very small pieces to line there nests with. They will sometimes be seen waiting in graves, waiting to cosume unsuspecting funeral-goers.

Defeating them
There is only one known way to destroy a Zombie bear, and that is to shoot a silver bullet into a wooden stake and then subsequently use the aformentioned stake into it's left eye. The reasoning behind this is that that's where the Zombie Bear's "Zombasitor" (The Zombie Bears equivilant of a heart)is. An alternate, however untested, meathod is to recite an ancient egyptian curse, revive a mummy, and have him kill the zombie bear. The drawlback to this meathod is, of course, now you have a mummy to feed.