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=The Greatest President Ever and NATO Secretary General=

"Yeah, my hand signal for the UN is a little different" --Careax 07:24, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

=U.S. Troops Make Calls With Prepaid Phone Cards=

The reverse side of the Army Band's new Beatles tribute album. --Randroid 08:55, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Stop motion progress of a soldier calling home. Notice how his hair cuts itself and a bag of goodies magically appears? Behold the power of supporting the troops! --Careax 05:48, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

=A Close Up Of A European Owl=

BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU RedManiac 01:00, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

=The Cutty Sark Catches Fire= 



"Forget mesquite-broiled: anyone for history-broiled burgers?" --Careax 07:26, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

=A U.S. Soldier Uses A Pair of Binoculars=

"I still can't see a way out of Iraq." Ace-o-aces 17:48, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

=Gay Flamingo Couple Become Foster Parents=

Yes, its true.



=Two Bears In A Tub=

The greatest threat to America. Gay bears.

Budget constraints hamper sequel to Bears in a Submarine. --Careax 02:31, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

=Chimpanzee Celebrates 60th Birthday With Carrots=

Phillip Morris' Lab tests prove new cigars may still cause lung cancer, but at least they improve your eye sight! --Careax 07:16, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

=Rare Egyptian Tortoises Rescued From Smuggler=

The owner of Dennis Kucinich's old home. RedManiac 01:01, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

=Court Upholds Reduced Damages To Be Paid For Oil Spill= Yes, it's true.



Oil tankers introduce ingenious new "bread crumbs" navigation system. --Careax 07:18, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

=Ferrari Accident Victim=

A delated scene from the "Transformers" movie. RedManiac 01:02, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

The scene just after a jogger with a kidney donor card in his wallet was struck by the unknown driver of this Ferrari.

=Creation Museum Opens in Kentucky= Exhibit below depicts two archaeologists coming to two different conclusions



"TASTES GREAT!", "LESS FILLING!", "TASTES GREAT!", "LESS FILLING!", "TASTES GRE..."--MONITOR613 15:12, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

=Dick Cheney Addresses The 2007 West Point Graduating Class=

"Yeah, this used to be a human head, i shrunk it down and had it bronzed, what the fuck u looking at." --MONITOR613 15:14, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

=The 2007 Wave Gothic Meeting in Leipzig=

"You wish you could pull this off, Conformist!" --MONITOR613 15:16, 27 May 2007 (UTC)