Blue Dog

A bastard of an animal. A satanic, sick, unspeakable hybrid of the ass of an ass and the frontal portion of an elephant. Most of its time will be spent wandering the land - tempted to end its own life just to have one less donkey roaming around. Ironically, it is unable to fulfill that task because his donkey balls lack the testicular fortitude. So it will instead live in a constant balacing act with social issues and fiscal responsibility.