Bill Gates



''"Stephen is very hopeful that Mr.Gates' future contributions to one of Stephen's favorite charities, "The Stephen and Melinda Gates Foundation" will be great."

But in the evil mind that invented the Windows 3.1, 95, 98, the dreded ME, 2000, XP home and pro, 2003 server and soon to be relesed evil WINDOWS VISTA. The man known as Bill Gates wanted to be worshiped by women, but failed miserably so like all rejected losers played on his Atari, Wanting to get a Comp Sci degree he begged daddy for the money and attained a very High class College. Most unknown Fract about Gates is that he Dropped out of College *some say flunked out*. Why? He met his rival, The one that saved the world from his evil wrath, Dr Stephen Colbert! Gates ploy to world domination was to be technological domination of microsoft's monopoly *Which is also bill's favorite game because he like to see people cry when they hand over their money.* Bill Joined up with Al Queda to take over the industry and to destroy Stephen's World Saving programs *OS's to be technical but hey besides me who understands the differance?* UNIX and LINUX, Mac is sort of a 3rd party OS invented by HIPPIES. But Stephen Defeated Gates with GenToo, Suse and SunSolaris. Gates took over the market and had 2 OS to take over and only feared the 1337 of 573P43N. Osama Bin Laden told Gates to shove it after the 1,000,000 time windows crashed in their 2 week alliance, but Their evil wasnt finished because Bin Laden didnt save and Stephen Listened to Jesus, because remeber, Jesus Saves!

Bill and The Internets
He did not invent the internet, But he stole credit for it, just like her did for inventing a stable operatin g system.

Bill's Insane Jealousy of the Stephen and Melinda Gates Foundation
Stephen is Like South Korea and Bill is like North, always fails but has a crazy hairdew and nuclear weapons.

Bill Explains His Desire To Help Africa
Bill Gates' desire to help Africa is for the sole purpose of turning the whole continent into a factory. This is the American thing to do, so he gets a Tip of the Hat.