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Screengrab of a bottle of Prescott Pharmaceuticals' Vaxasom, which Dr. Colbert recommends if you need a little help catching those "z's". Vaxasom is made of a specially formulated compound that mimics the effects of roofies in that they are roofies. WARNING: Vaxasom is a mildly addictive sedative. Only use Vaxasom if you can devote the next 8-12 hours of your life to sleep and the next 8-12 weeks of your life to rehab, "The Colbert Report", October 1, 2007.