Barack Hussein Obama/Administration

The Obama administration has slowly leaked cabinet post designates. Aside from the obvious choices of Al Qaeda operatives and hippies, the following people have been leaked and the posts they are expected to fill:

White House staff

 * Valerie Jarrett
 * Senior Advisor
 * Assistant to the President for Intergovernmental Relations and Public Liaison
 * Phil Schiliro, Assistant to the President for Legislative Affairs
 * Ron Klain, Chief of Staff to the Vice President


 * Pete Rouse, Senior Advisor
 * Mona Sutphen, Deputy Chief of Staff
 * Jim Messina, Deputy Chief of Staff


 * David Axelrod, Senior Advisor to the President
 * Lisa Brown, Staff Secretary
 * Greg Craig, White House Counsel
 * Chris Lu, Cabinet Secretary


 * Patrick Gaspard, Director of the Office of Political Affairs
 * Jackie Norris, Chief of Staff to the First Lady
 * Catherine (Cathy) M. Russell, Chief of Staff for Dr. Jill Biden
 * Cynthia Hogan, Counsel to the Vice President
 * Moises (Moe) V. Vela, Jr., Director of Administration for the Office of the Vice President


 * Ellen Moran, Director of Communications
 * Robert Gibbs, Press Secretary
 * Dan Pfeiffer, Deputy Director of Communications


 * Melissa Winter, Deputy Chief of Staff to the First Lady


 * Alyssa Mastromonaco, Director of Scheduling and Advance for the White House


 * Jonathan Favreau, Director of Speechwriting
 * Cecilia Muñoz, Director of Intergovernmental Affairs


 * Louis Caldera, Director, White House Military Office


 * Christina M. Tchen, White House Director of Public Liaison
 * Michael Strautmanis, Chief of Staff to the Assistant to the President for Intergovernmental Relations and Public Liaison


 * Cassandra Butts, Deputy White House Counsel
 * Elizabeth Sears Smith, Deputy Cabinet Secretary
 * Shawn Maher, Deputy Director of Legislative Affairs for the United States Senate
 * Dan Turton, Deputy Director of Legislative Affairs for the United States House
 * Camille Johnston, Director of Communications for Michelle Obama
 * Katie McCormick Lelyveld, Press Secretary for Michelle Obama
 * Semonti Mustaphi, Deputy Press Secretary for Michelle Obama


 * Don Gips, White House Director of Presidential Personnel
 * Bradley J. Kiley, Director of the Office of Management and Administration
 * Susan Sher, Associate Counsel to the President
 * Brian McKeon, Deputy National Security Advisor to the Vice President
 * Courtney O’Donnell, Communications Director for Dr. Jill Biden
 * Carlos E. Elizondo, Residence Manager and Social Secretary for the Vice President and Dr. Jill Biden
 * Pete Souza, Chief White House Photographer


 * Danielle Crutchfield, Director of Scheduling for the President
 * Marvin Nicholson, Trip Director for the President
 * Emmett Beliveau, Director of Advance
 * Patrick Dillon, Deputy Director of Political Affairs

Office of the Vice President
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 * Elisabeth Hire, Director of Scheduling
 * Pete Selfridge, Director of Advance
 * Anthony Bernal, Director of Scheduling for Dr. Jill Biden
 * Sam Myers Sr., Trip Director for the Vice President


 * Jay Carney, Assistant to the Vice President and Director of Communications
 * Elizabeth Alexander, Press Secretary to the Vice President
 * Annie Tomasini, Deputy Press Secretary to the Vice President


 * Jared Bernstein, Chief Economist and Economic Policy Advisor to the Vice President


 * Mike Donilon, Counselor to the Vice President
 * Terrell McSweeny, Domestic Policy Advisor to the Vice President
 * Evan Ryan, Assistant to the Vice President for Intergovernmental Affairs and Public Liaison

Department of Justice (DoJ)

 * David Ogden, Deputy Attorney General
 * Elena Kagan, Solicitor General
 * Tom Perrelli, Associate Attorney General
 * Dawn Johnsen, Assistant Attorney General for the Office of Legal Counsel

Department of Defense (DoD)

 * William J. Lynn III, Deputy Secretary of Defense
 * Robert F. Hale, Under Secretary of Defense (Comptroller)
 * Michèle Flournoy, Under Secretary of Defense (Policy)
 * Jeh Charles Johnson, General Counsel

National Security Team

 * James B. Steinberg for Deputy Secretary of State
 * Jacob Lew for Deputy Secretary of State
 * Thomas E. Donilon as Deputy National Security Advisor
 * Antony “Tony” Blinken as National Security Advisor to the Vice President.

White House Task Force on Working Families
to be chaired by Joe Biden


 * Secretaries of
 * Labor
 * Health and Human Services
 * Education
 * Commerce
 * Directors of
 * National Economic Council
 * Office of Management and Budget
 * Domestic Policy Council
 * Chair of the Council of Economic Advisors


 * Goals:
 * Expanding education and lifelong training opportunities
 * Improving work and family balance
 * Restoring labor standards, including workplace safety
 * Helping to protect middle-class and working-family incomes
 * Protecting retirement security

Science & Technology Team



 * Dr. John Holdren
 * Assistant to the President for Science and Technology
 * Director of the White House Office of Science and Technology Policy
 * Co-Chair of the President’s Council of Advisors on Science and Technology (PCAST)
 * Dr. Jane Lubchenco, Nominee for National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) Administrator
 * Dr. Eric Lander, Co-Chair, President’s Council of Advisors on Science and Technology (PCAST)
 * Dr. Harold Varmus, Co-Chair, President’s Council of Advisors on Science and Technology (PCAST)

Energy & Environment Team

 * Nancy Sutley, Chair of the White House Council on Environmental Quality (CEQ)
 * Carol Browner, Assistant to the President for Energy and Climate Change
 * Heather Zichal, Deputy Assistant to the President for Energy and Climate Change

Health Team

 * Dr. Jeanne Lambrew, Deputy Director of the White House Office of Health Reform

Legislative Affairs

 * Phil Schiliro as Director of Legislative Affairs
 * Dan Turton as Deputy Director for the U.S. House of Representatives
 * Shawn Maher as Deputy Director for the U.S. Senate
 * Lisa Konwinski as Deputy Director for Legislative Affairs
 * Jay Heimbach, staff
 * Christopher Kang, staff
 * Sean Kennedy, staff
 * Jim Oleske, staff
 * Jim Papa, staff
 * Alejandro Pérez, staff
 * Jonathan Samuels, staff
 * Shelly O’Neill Stoneman, staff
 * Louisa Terrell, staff
 * Denise Wilson, staff

Office of Management and Budget (OMB)

 * Jeffrey Liebman, Executive Associate Director
 * Steve Kosiak, Associate Director for Defense and International Affairs
 * Robert Gordon, Associate Director for Education, Income Maintenance and Labor
 * Xavier de Souza Briggs, Associate Director for General Government Programs
 * Preeta Bansal, OMB General Counsel and Senior Policy Advisor
 * Kenneth Baer, Associate Director for Communications and Strategic Planning

External Tubes

 * Bureaucratic Mess
 * Press Releases
 * Send Your Ideas Directly To Hussein!