Ontario Hockey League

The Ontario Hockey League, or OHL, is a hockey league based in the Canadian province of Ontario, which is the one next to Michigan where Toronto is. Let's face it, Toronto is pretty much Canada anyway.

History of the Ontario Hockey League
The league contains somewhere in the neighborhood of twelve to sixteen minor league hockey teams. After the sport was invented in 1952, and after the NHL was created soon after, the sport of hockey took off in popularity. As a result, more people wanted to play hockey than there were roster spots in the NHL. As a result, a minor league was created, and was called the Ontario Hockey League.

Teams in the Ontario Hockey League

 * Saginaw Spirit - Stephen Colbert's favorite hockey team, and the only team worth seeing play the sport of hockey.
 * Petersborough Petes - What the #$@$%! is a pete?
 * Kingston Frontenacs - What the #$@$%! is a frontenac?
 * Windsor Spitfires - No Match for Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle
 * Ottawa 67s - watch out for Jamie McGinn, he is on a tear!
 * Sudbury Wolves - They got OWNED by the Saginaw Spirit and Jesus

And a bunch of other teams, but we don't know who they are because Stephen Colbert hasn't told us who they are yet.