Fertility Clinic

These are baby factories. Scientists in these clinics use some kind of secret-sauce recipe involving test-tubes, santorum, green eggs, and (for Christians only) ham. They mix it all up in dark hallways that look like CSI and put it all into one of those test-tube whirly-gigs and out comes the start of a miracle baby.

Scientists who do this have a blast playing around with all that stuff, so they call the babies that they come up with blastocytes. The scientists have so much fun with their test tubes and stuff that they usually make hundrends of those blastocytes every time someone orders up a miracle baby.

Is it evil?
Because all of this involves scienti... and test tubes and "doctors" who aren't preachers, it would appear to be evil.

But, in one of the greatest mysteries of faithiness, it turns out that these places aren't just OK. They are often blessed.

Preachers have prayed over this issue and have decided -- to the shock of some who don't understand true faithiness -- that fertility clinics are a way for God's will to be manifest on earth. It turns out that even some God-fearing Christian one-man/one-woman married couples must use these places to get their own miracle babies so that they can be fruitful and multiply. (It's especially appropriate for a few one-man/one-woman/one-masseur triples for whom God's message is "Be fruity and multiply.")