Superbowl

The Superbowl, also known as the "Super Domestic Violence Catalyst Bowl", is the second most American holiday, after Christmas. Many Americans get together on this day to watch TV, drink beer, and eat lots of food.

Females are advised to adjust their schedules, if they know what's good for 'em!

In addition to the domestic fireworks, an American Armoured Wankball game is telecast.

Super Bowl Results
* This table created on Saturday, February 2, 2008. ‡No, this is not a typo. The Broncos actally win a Super Bowl.

Notable events in recent Super Bowl history

 * The 2007 Super Bowl will be coached by two black men. Since Stephen Colbert can't see race, it doesn't matter.
 * Snowflake, the Miami Dolphins' mascot was rescued from a botched kidnapping and returned.
 * In 1999, an 86 year old man led the St. Louis Rams to the Championship game, only to leave the game in the fourth quarter due to Diabeetus.
 * Michael Jackson sang the theme song to the movie Ben during the 1993 Super Bowl.