Erwin Chemerinsky

Erwin Chemerinsky is a bleeding heart liberal communist, dedicated to poisoning every American child with his mamby-pamby ideas.

Somehow he was in the running to be the Dean of the University of California at Irvine's new law school, until they discovered how close he is to Nancy Pelosi.

His name was immediately withdrawn, his phone tapped and an entire squadron of FBI agents have been put charged with following his every move. When it becomes necessary, Mr. Chemerinsky will taken aboard a Blackwater plane to visit a random foreign country for questioning.