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=Detail of the Carina Nebula=

"Somewhere in a galaxy far, far away... are giant alien penises!"--eaglesfan0075


 * If you can't see Jesus in the image, then it's just not worth exploring. - The Lake Effect 01:57, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

Scientists report that the number of Elephant nebulas have trippled in the past twenty years. --Alethic Logic 03:52, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

=Pandas at San Diego Zoo=
 * Early trials show the effectiveness of Panda Viagra. - The Lake Effect 19:25, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Panda porn - yet another way bears are destroying America! --Careax 06:16, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

"Does this massage come with a paw release?"--MC Esteban™ 05:33, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

=John Edwards Gives A Speech in New York=

"...And that's where babies come from."--eaglesfan0075

"So I'm going to grab Ann Coulter by her massive brass balls and squeeze all the Republican outta them!" --Careax 06:15, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

"Then I took my money, like this, and paid the stylist."--MC Esteban™ 05:34, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

"...and when the bolts came loose, Senator Kerry's head fell right off." --MC Esteban™ 07:49, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

=Mount Everest=

=U.S. Capitol Dome=

Poppy field blamed for Congress. --Alethic Logic 14:59, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

Poppies march on Washington to protest War on Drugs WrongOfTexas 04:26, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

=A French Matador=

French blame constant military failures on poor choice of camouflage. --Careax 06:30, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

The world prepares for the Democratic debates. --Alethic Logic 14:57, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

=A Gymnast Competes in European Championship=

=Stephen Hawking Weightless=

Proof that people who are full of hot air can actually float. --Alethic Logic 03:26, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

"Call me Paulina!"--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:40, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

=Housing After Hurricane Katrina=

=Workers Build Terminal At Beijing Airport=

Magnification: Razor stubble pokes through Rosie O'Donnel's fishnet stockings. --Alethic Logic 17:03, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

=Scientist in Antarctica=

Face of Jesus appears in Stephen Colbert's dryer lint filter. --Alethic Logic 18:06, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

=Women Attend Bullfights=

Steve Tyler (bottom right) dons disguise and sneaks into bullfight. --Alethic Logic 18:12, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Spanish senior breaks world record for being "always a bridesmaid, never a bride". --Careax 22:15, 28 April 2007 (UTC)


 * It's always a riot when the coliseum holds "Free Doily Night." - The Lake Effect 06:47, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

=Mother Duck Crosses Road With 29 Ducklings= Yes, it's true.



World's most promiscuous duck thinks it's a chicken. --Careax 18:15, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Despite the advertising, Momma duck found it difficult to sleep in. --Alethic Logic 02:10, 29 April 2007 (UTC)


 * "What keeps the ducks so punctual and orderly? It’s the hotel restaurant’s most famous dish - Stragglers a L’orange." - The Lake Effect 02:23, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

=Bjork Performs at the 2007 Coachella Music Festival=

It's official: Bjork is a crazy bag lady. --Careax 05:15, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

=Fans at the 2007 Coachella Music Festival=

A newly formed military superpower prepares to invade the Galapagos islands and claim them for Britanada. --Alethic Logic 02:06, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

=Noisettes Perform at the 2007 Coachella Music Festival=

No, it's not REALLY an axe... --Alethic Logic 03:50, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

"Well this is how I saw Pete Townsend playing it, so it must be right!" --Careax 05:16, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

=Restaurant on a Crane=


 * Oops, I dropped my fork. Could you pick that up for me? - The Lake Effect 06:46, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

David Blaine's biggest challenge yet: escape from a Ted Kennedy fund-raiser from 30 stories up. --Careax 06:34, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

=Sumo Wrestlers Holding Babies=


 * The things you'll find when you're cleaning your flabs... - The Lake Effect 05:34, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

"Wait a minute, why are they wearing the clothes and we wearing the diapers?!" --MC Esteban™ 05:42, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

"You call this a meal? I'll need 15 more just to put a dent in my hunger!" --Careax 06:32, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

=Former CIA Director George Tenet Writes Tell-All Book=

"I would like to take my oath on the Koran."--MC Esteban™ 05:31, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

"What is 'It's a Slam Dunk' Alex?" --Careax 04:47, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

=Alberto Gonzales Protested At His Harvard Law Reunion=

McCain auctions off GITMO detainees at GOP fundraiser. --Alethic Logic 23:54, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Ever Vetoes Democrats Timeline Bill=
 * Great, he's facing the wrong way. AGAIN. - The Lake Effect 04:12, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

"Ok, this one's got to be the toilet... DAMN IT!" --Careax 04:43, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

"VeTO, veTO, it's off to work I go..." --Alethic Logic 20:02, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

=Dutchman Builds Noah's Ark Replica=
 * Another citizen of The Netherlands tricked by Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth. That country would be first to go. - The Lake Effect 07:49, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

=Mid-Atlantic Alpaca Show=
 * Worst. Poodle. EVER! - The Lake Effect 07:47, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

=Man Hires Bodyguard for Protection Against Seagulls= Yes, it's true.



"Don't let it poop on me! I'm already covered in enough white 'paint'!" --Careax 04:42, 2 May 2007 (UTC)