The Google

The Google (actually a verb) was the brainchild of Al Gore and the reason he invented the internet. It's become common knowledge that The Google steals a piece of your mind every time you do a search. That's how they consistently have such great results. Some people fear The Google as an omnipotent being and want it to be killed.

History
In fall 2006, The Google purchased all of the tubes and dump trucks of YouTube, a groundbreaking internets video sharing site.

Google also made a less publicized deal to purchase the worlds largest fruit punch manufacturer, which will now be called "Goo Punch". In an instantaneous showing of synergy, they released an ad for the beverage on GooTube, which can be seen [here]

Great The Google Quotes
"One of the things I’ve used on the Google is to pull up maps. It’s very interesting to see — I’ve forgot the name of the program — but you get the satellite, and you can — like, I kinda like to look at the ranch. It remind me of where I wanna be sometimes." -President George W. Bush (23 Oct 2006)

Liberal Bias
Ever since Google emerged in 1996, it has withheld a well-known liberal bias in all of the services that it provides. It is estimated that 97.5% of all news-related search results contain leftist, biased facts that spread shame on the infallible Bush Adminstration. Furthermore, while Google provides the options to "Sort by Date" and "Sort by Relevance", it does not provide any option to "Sort by Truthiness" (as can be seen here). This is, in part, why Wikiality had come into existance in the first place - to combat the factinistas who lurk within Google's headquarters.