John Lennon

John Lennon is believed to be a friend of Vladimir Lenin, maybe even cousins or something like that. So naturally, kids love him but smart adults hate his crazy liberal personage.

Upbringing
John Lennon was conceived in a sinful, illegitimate manner by his Mother Julia and father Freddie, a closeted gay, and was raised by his Aunt Mimi and uncle George.

Musical Career
John's Carrer started while he played bongos naked on the sidewalk for fish and chips. This is where he met the rest of the people that would eventually form the beatlesa group of naked bongo players who put on suits and switched instruments, thus becoming a worldwide godless hippie sensation for millions of teenagers. He later met met asian dominatrix yoko ono, who would later break up the beatles because of a public execution of Paul McCartny, later to be replaced by a robot for a short time in the beatles, and forever as the man. Lennon then went solo becoming a god hating liberal peace activist and murder victim.

Fall into Communism
John Lennon was always a snow eating, property sharing, god forsaken communist. He also had sexual feelings for Karl Marx

That Japaneses Chick
John Lennon married Japanese dominatrix Yoko Ono because of her resemblance to Karl Marx.

Strawberry Fields Forever
Strawberry Fields is a magical Land John Lennon discovered while on LSD. It was actually a waste dump in the west end of London the Mafia often used to bury bodies

Legacy
John Lennons songs have become themes for Communist movements worldwide, he is revered 3rd in communist countries only behind Max and Lenin.

MiniJohn
Julian Lennon- No one cares about Julian Lennon

Mini-Oriental-John
Sean Lennon- is musician who specializes in writing songs about Deceased Farm animals, and playing bass for Asian Dance rock.