United States Marine Corps

Best known for their motto, Faith, Hope, and Charity, the Marines bring peace and liberation to fascist-terrorist regimes across the world. It is the strongest military force in the world with an active member number of 21 million killers ready to rip liberal faces off for the price of an oatmeal cookie.

The Marines are part of the troops. They are superior to the Army and Navy, but serve the Air Force by parachuting out of the planes that the greatest Americans like George W. Bush fly.

History
The United States Marine Corps was founded November 10, 1775 in (shockingly enough) a bar found in Philidelphia named Tun Tavern. It was decided over beers and bravado that if the colonies were to stem the invading hordes of bears, they would need to take the fight to straight to the bear's lairs. Thus began the founding of the "Bear Slayers". Much like the drunken knights of lore, these brave young men get hopped up on creatine, adrenaline, and cheap vodka...look bears sqare in the eyes, and cry out "We will not back down!!!". These "soldiers of the sea" may be America's last hope against the "bear war machine" as well as the godless commie heathens found on the set of "The Daily Show".