St. Patricks Day

Saint Patrick's Day is a day to recognize the patron saint of drunks, St. Patrick.

Legend has it that Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland. But, really, has anyone ever heard of a snake in Ireland? Of course not; Patrick convinced his fellow drunks there were snakes and he was hailed a hero after he chased them out.

Traditional Celebrations
To celebrate, everyone pretends they are Irish by getting drunk.