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=The Greatest President Ever Officially Endorses John McCain=
 * That thing I said in 2000 about you. I did not mean it.--64.34.166.71 00:43, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
 * "Come along John. I hear they're serving mashed banana and firing up an episode of Matlock in the Press Room. You like banana don't you. Yes you do!" --Careax 07:47, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

=Water Released From Glen Canyon Dam=


 * Stephen's manly potency reaches new levels. --Careax 07:41, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

=Farmers Battle Drought=


 * Surely economic disparity doesn't exist in a Communist Nation all of China must be suffering just like us. 04:04, 6 March 2008 (UTC)Grazon

=China Opens World's Largest Airport Terminal=


 * Uh right. 04:04, 6 March 2008 (UTC)Grazon
 * "Hmmm... can I have a larger mop? Like one about 60 feet in width?!" --Careax 07:48, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

=Twin Polar Bear Cubs Introduced In Vienna= To suggest names for the bears, click here

=Never Before Seen Image Of Helen Keller Revealed=
 * Hey Helen want to her a joke about seeing and hearing people? 20:07, 8 March 2008 (UTC)Grazon
 * "Stephen - his name is STEPHEN! STEPHEN!" - The Lake Effect 12:02, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

=More Than 1 In 100 Americans Are Behind Bars=


 * you're all goin to hell. --GlennBecksATool 05:42, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
 * Working bar at the Little Person Pickpocket Inn was always a problem. Especially when it came to knee fondling and tips. --Careax 05:54, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
 * ...only 99 out of a 100 left to go... - The Lake Effect 12:03, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
 * We need to solve this problem by executing more murderers. 20:08, 8 March 2008 (UTC)Grazon

=Explosion In New York's Times Square=
 * "I want you ... to stop blowing me up, damn it!!" --Careax 05:53, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
 * Sign up to fight them over there so you don't have to fight them he... oh, right. -The Lake Effect 12:04, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
 * Throw a bomb at an empty bulding here and you're a terrorist. Send Americans over seas for profit knowing they'll have bombs thrown at them and you're a war President.  Go figure. 18:28, 10 March 2008 (UTC)Grazon


 * Yeah...what he said....buck fush--Slappy 19:46, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

=Springtime In California=
 * Welcome to the one square mile of California which hasn't been ravaged by wildfires, floods, earthquakes, droughts, gay marriage, or Nancy Pelosi. --Careax 05:59, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

=Hostesses Prepare For Conference=