Vaira Vike-Freiberga

Lativan president. She speaks Latvian, English, French, German and Spanish. As you can see, she does not speak American, and instead she speak French, that and the fact that she was raised in Canada, and has a (Ph.D.) in experimental psychology, suggests that she does not in fact use her gut feelings and that makes her a Liberal, which puts her on a brink of notice by Steven Colbert.