Guam

Discovery
Guam was discovered in WWII when the US Airforce bombed the crap out of it and took it away from the Japanese.

History
In 1521, explorer Ferdinand Magellan landed on Guam and was welcomed with food and drink. When the islanders demanded payment for the food and drink, Magellan dubbed the area the Island of Thieves.

Achieving Protectorate-hood
Guam does the United States' homework, in exchange for not having its milk money taken away. The United States still reserves the right to nail Guam during dodge ball.

Guam Today
Many people in Guam suffer from the unusual condition of achromatism, the inability to see color, not unlike Dr. Stephen Colbert. This has fueled specualation that the Dr.'s semen, Formula 402, has been purchased in mass quantities by his followers in the Colbert Nation to produce a master race.

Guamians merrily work in sweatshops to produce cheap goods for the US and Japan.

Guam Landmarks
Bansai Cliff and the WWII Memorial to the Battle of Guam.