Food wars

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1983
In '83, Colbert decided that enough was enough. "The only way to keep guns out of our Country, is to bring guns into their country. No one will try to break into our country if there's a bunch of drugged up, gun toeting, pregnant soldiers running around!" And with that, the drugged up, gun toeting, pregnant soldiers were off to the moon. But perhaps i should explain the sides and causes.

sides
C.R.A.P.S. (colbert, rallies, against, perishable, stuff)and allies: Canada= 45,000 special ops, 500 battle cruisers, Commander Mike Myers. America= 600,000,000,000 gallons of oil, 25 soldiers, 1 small battle cruiser, 60,000 cargo ships (first class, so the oil is happy), Commanders: Commander Some Guy From An Oil Rig, General Some Guy From An Oil Rig, and Sergient Some Guy From An Oil Rig. Mexico= 500,000 regular soldiers, 5 M.T.B.s (Mobile Taco Bell), 60,000 lbs of refried beans, 75,000 cars with trunks to stuff the soldiers in, Commander Bender Bending Rodruegez. France= 125,000 Green Berrets, 500,000 gallons of Wine, 50,000 lbs of bread, 5,000 battle Cruisers, General Le Derrière. C.R.A.P.S.= 250,000,000 Elite soldiers from England, Italy, Spain, Austrailia, China, and Japan traveling under the banner of C.R.A.P.S., all food that wasn't in control of F.U.C.K.S., pilots, land vehicles, un-countable amount of transport ships, and the weapons. Commander Super Doctor First Class Colbert.

Army size= Elite= 250,170,000. Regular= 500,025. Attack cruisers= 5,501. Transport= 250,000+. Food=500,000+ lbs/gallons. Tanks= 6,000 Paste slingers, 500 fuck whippers, the [www.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grif Grif] cannon. Weapons= 500 Rocket Launchers, 250,170,000 snipers, 499,475 rifles, 900,000,000 plasma grenades. Ammo= 750,000 bundles of monkey paste, 50,000 fucks.