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Screengrab of Dr. Colbert's guest, liberal actressvist, Susan Sarandon giving the Good Doctor advice to win an Emmy:

"The Colbert Report", September 18, 2007.
 * 1) must play a nun
 * 2) who was also, maybe autistic
 * 3) and he aged in the film
 * 4) or maybe uglify himself a little