Write A Caption/Archive/89

=A B-2 Stealth Bomber=
 * I only hope that this UFO is one of ours.
 * Introducing the B-2 Stealth Bomber, aka the Flying Tetris --Careax 18:16, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

=Group Vandalizes Corporate Advertisement Billboards=
 * The New AT&T: Big Brother 'R Us
 * The New NS@T (NSA + AT&T)
 * The true meaning of the AT&T initials is finally revealed: Always Tracking & Tattling. --Careax 18:28, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
 * Vandalizing the property of a proud corporate citizen that is working for the NSA, that's AT & Treason (Episode 362).--88.191.34.70 07:12, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

=Los Angeles Ballet Begins Spring 2008 Season=
 * You just know he's gay. 20:59, 2 March 2008 (UTC)Grazon
 * The San Francisco Ballet Company present The Nutcracker '08: The Hillary Clinton Story! --Careax 18:00, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

=Birds At The Salton Sea=
 * Wait... there are living things at Salton Sea?! --Careax 18:01, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

=The USS New York Is Unveiled= The USS New York was made using steel recovered from the World Trade Center




 * ...And immediately renamed the USS I've Seen by former Mayor Rudy 9iu11iani. --Careax 18:12, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
 * Brilliant!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:25, 3 March 2008 (UTC)


 * Some where in a cave Osama is laughing at this ship that will never come near the land locked region he's in. 01:35, 4 March 2008 (UTC)Grazon

=A Whale Surfaces, Surprising Two Kayakers=
 * Anti-whaling group Sea Shepherd sent their full armada out to save the whales from Japanese sushi fans researchers. --Careax 18:07, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

=Millions Affected By Power Outage In Florida=
 * Thousands of angry Floridans demand to know when they'll be getting their power back and if you're their grandson. 18:13, 3 March 2008 (UTC)Grazon
 * In other news, A&E, PBS, and The History Channel suddenly see their audience numbers drop by 70%. --Careax 18:31, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

=The New York Philharmonic Performs In North Korea=


 * Things were going great until they began their rendition of Public Enemy's Fight The Power. --Careax 18:04, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
 * The Conductor knew the North Koreans had been starved for culture when they started applauding the warm-up cacophony. --Careax 18:05, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

=Mike Huckabee Drops Out Of Presidential Race=


 * Don't feel too sorry for me I've still got all the money you suckers sent in. 04:04, 6 March 2008 (UTC)Grazon


 * "My only regret is not appearing on the Colbert Report every week to get a sustained Colbert Bump." --Careax 07:44, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

=John McCain Officially Becomes GOP Presumptive Nominee=


 * Look at that Pat Buchanan's getting ready to forfill his suicide pact. 04:04, 6 March 2008 (UTC)Grazon