Neville Chamberlain

Neville "please don't fight me" Chamberlain is more famous for what he didn't do than what he did. He was Prime Minister of America East just before WW2. After locking Winston Churchill in a cupboard he went to Germany for a chat with Adolf Hitler (A-dawg). He did everything he could just to try and stop the war happening. He was basically a big un-American (luckily he was British) sissey who nearly runied the second World War for everyone before it even got going. He failed to understand that you can't have peace without war. He obviously never read Einstiens 28th theory on happiness which states: war+guns+victory=peace. Luckily Winston (W-dawg) escaped when he realised that the cupboard wasn't locked. He de-throned ninny-Neville at declared war on A-dawg.