Jean Girard

Jean Girard is a gay French NASCAR driver. He is a pussy. It is unknown whether or not he is a liberal, but he is a pussy, so he has to be. He is the rival of American Hero Ricky Bobby.

Quotes

 * Hakuna Matata, bitches!
 * By the way, Ricky, I watched the Highlander movie. It was SHIT!
 * And now, the matador shall dance with the blind shoemaker!
 * You have spilled my macchiato.
 * (to Ricky) Tomorrow, you are going to get beaten. Beaten real bad, cowboy!
 * What has America ever given the world, except George Bush, Cheerios, and the Thighmaster?
 * (After breaking Ricky's arm) Your injury is one of ignorance and pride!
 * You must decide, "Reecky Booby". Is it foolish pride, or is it greatness for you?
 * (on the Shake and Bake) What is that, is that a catchphrase or is it, uh, epilepsy?
 * It makes no sense! The "Shake and Bake", it's nonsense!
 * Where are you, "Reecky Booby"? Come face your destroyer!
 * (to Ricky) I am a racing car driver, just like you, except I am from Formula Un.