User:Roomiller

I am an American from Kansas currently residing in Toronto. I will use my access to Canadian culture to supply Americans with vital information about the threat to the north. I have adopted Canadian customs so effectively that they do not suspect I am not one of them. I know their ways and their plans toward us. They are not as harmless as they seem.

I also live, with great risk to my own life, in close proximity to bears. Toronto is rife with racoons, which are in reality, very small bears. The racoons are certainly on the side of the bears, and therefore, cannot be trusted. The Canadian government is also bear-friendly, bowing to the bear agenda. Because I am an American, I cannot vote in the Canadian elections, thus I am weaponless in the epic struggle against the bears.

If you require or request any information about Canada, I will attempt to provide it.