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Republicans are fighting hard over a strong poll in Iowa this weekend. Their best strategy would be to: Invite Alberto Gonzales to give a speech on poll law. Beg Fred Thompson to show up and accept them as his VP. Have Giuliani's daughter hold a prayer meeting to ungay Glenn Murphy Jr. Get Giuliani's daughter to invite Barack Obama to the convention. Have Young Republicans throw a vote party for hot, young farm boys.