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=A Female Will Umpire Major League Exhibition Game=

...and when that day comes, we might publish a picture of her on Wikiality.com. --OHeL 09:48, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

=2007 Radio and Television Correspondents Association Dinner=

"Please tell me I just sat on some chocolate pudding?" --Careax 08:04, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

"If looks could kill - oh, if only looks could kill" --Alethic Logic 02:55, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

"Do I want to stroke your what???" --OHeL 03:12, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

Bush "Oh dear God...is she beh..." Nancy: "GUESS WHO!" Tourskin 04:13, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

The president fervently hopes that Pelosi will not unleash her terrifying laughter at his ridiculously stupid-looking glasses. --Kudzu 07:45, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

Pelosi checks to see if anyone's home. --Careax 07:59, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

Now is not a good time for a Fart Joke, Pelosi, I just had chilli--Colberican 09:23, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

=Man Watches Tornado Cross Highway=

World's dumbest driver. --Alethic Logic 02:53, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

...drops off world's dumbest pedestrian...--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 02:54, 30 March 2007 (UTC)


 * (I love it when we work as a team).

=Solar Panels=

Al Gore's Liberal Technology pollutes the landscape Tourskin 04:12, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

You never know when you might need to fry a really big omelette. --Kudzu 07:48, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

=Astronaut Stuck in Space=

"Yes, I'm frequently dressed like this... and how did you know I don't have any children?" --OHeL 03:01, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

Michelin Man's true identity revealed. --Alethic Logic 03:02, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

"I think I need to change my diaper!" --Careax 06:00, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

=2007 World Pizza Olympics=

New flexi-sheetrock proves to be a big flop. --Careax 04:56, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

=Singer Bono Receives Honorary Knighthood=

Two quid -- that's what I paid for these tea shades Factbook 18:35, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

=A Baby Tapir and Its Mother=

Liberal's parade out their newest scientific abomination, an animal 25% elephant, 25% wild boar, 25% zebra, and 25% human (you can see it in the eyes). --MC Esteban™ 14:05, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

=A Wildfire Threatens the Hollywood Sign=

Gomorrah, you're next! --Alethic Logic 16:28, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
 * hehe, nice AL. --MC Esteban™ 14:08, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

Next on our Entertainment Hollywood segment: Why we call them "flaming liberals"... Factbook 16:38, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

=2007 European Table Tennis Championships=

"Hmmm... it says, 'if you are reading this in the middle of a ping-pong game you must be a total loser!' Hey, wait a minute!" --Careax 07:30, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

Tom Cruise researches for his newest role in the sequel Top Gun 2: You Got Served. --MC Esteban™ 14:01, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

=Sydney, Australia Recognizes "Earth Hour"= Australia conserves energy by shutting off lights in Sydney.



=Viggo Mortensen Visits Argentine Soccer Match=

Viggo dons his cape to become "Captain Hate America Firster", and champion the liberal agenda to hand Iraq over to Iran. --Careax 06:12, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

=Organ Grinder's Monkey=

One of the Truthiness Monkeys spreads the good word to the heathen masses. --Careax 07:28, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

Proof that man did not evolve from monkeys but rather, they evolved from us. --MC Esteban™ 14:15, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

=Singer Yusef Islam Recognized During "Echo Music Awards", Berlin=

"Good grief! For the last time! No, I am NOT a feline terrorist!" --Careax 07:27, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

Singer unveils new moniker at press conference:. Colloquially, he may be referred to as The Artist formerly known as Yousuf Islam and Cat Stevens and Steven Demetre Georgiou. --MC Esteban™ 14:21, 3 April 2007 (UTC)


 * lol... or, TAFKAYIACSASDG...! Factbook

=Baseball Opening Day, 2007=

Bill Clinton impersonator let down by poor color choice of nose. --Careax 07:21, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

=Point Mugu Air Show=

Navy tests new $80 billion "cloaking device". --Alethic Logic 00:40, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

Jet flies through last remaining remnant of ozone layer. --MC Esteban™ 14:58, 3 April 2007 (UTC)



New technology deemed to be nothing more than a load of hot air. --Careax 06:06, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

The day was punctuated by the crying of all the terrorists in Iraq for their mothers.--Thedragonoverlord 19:05, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

=Sculpture of Barack Hussein Obama=

The liberal media spin more of their lies. --Careax 07:19, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

=Woman Tests Airport Face Scanner=

Gaydar soon to be incorporated into airport security profiling techniques. --Alethic Logic 00:30, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

=Horn Turned Into Working Urinal= Segregation rears its ugly head again... Blacks: Use the one on the left. Whites: Use the one a bit lower to the right. --OHeL 10:10, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

And now we'd like to play for you our next selection in tonight's program: Handel's Water Music. --MC Esteban™ 13:51, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

Added benefit - reflection makes your penis look gigantic. --Alethic Logic 15:42, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

=Nancy Pelosi Visits Syria=

The "angel of death" dons her dead leaves scarf to frighten Syrian children. --Alethic Logic 17:59, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

"Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match, find me a find, catch me a catch..."--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 18:42, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

Nancy goes homeTourskin 12:01, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

Nancy on the Road to Damascus, Is Nancy the Anti-Christ? --Colberican 14:33, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

=A Woman Participates in a Holy Week Procession=

KKK issues new camoflage uniforms to members. --Alethic Logic 15:46, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

AKKK a black supremacist society.--Thedragonoverlord 19:03, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

=French Train Breaks Speed Record= A French passenger train set a world record speed of 357 miles an hour.



I wonder what it was running away from? --Aaronak 21:36, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

French train breaks speed reocrd as it flees from invading arabs

=Two Butterflies=