Pokemon

"Pokemon" was the codename of the Japanese invasion attempt that took place in the late ninties. Luckily the attempt failed thanks to the valiant efforts of countless Yu-Gi-Oh fans and the self sacrafice of Stephen Colbert, who sacraficed his mystical third eye to defeat Charzard at the peak of Everest. In a bizarre turn of events the loss of Stephen's third eye (which was said to allow him to see through walls) actually made him more powerful, enabling his two remaining eyes to see directly into people's souls.