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About Me


I'm one of the heroes. How do I know? Because Stephen tells me so.

Articles

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My current favorite article: Scorn Favorite article I've contributed: Redacted

Other Stuff

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Writer of the Year
Wow. Oh wow. This is such a shock, I have no idea what to say. So instead, I'll type in a prepared acceptance speech I keep on hand for just such an occasion:

Thank you so much for this. Winning the  is such a thrill. I'd like to acknowledge my fellow nominees, especially WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer, what a honor it is to share this award with you. I'd like to thank my parents for believing that abortion is a sin. I don't know whether or not they actually believed that, but I'm here for some reason, and I'd like to think it's not because the condom broke. Wait! Stop the music. Stop it— there's one person who... I promised myself I wouldn't cry... one person who made tonight possible. Stephen Colbert. He's not here with us, but I know he's watching over us. Stephen, wherever you are this is for you.

Best Short Article of the Year
Thanks ██.

Awards
For your stellar work on The Knights Templar and your extensive investigative work on Ted Haggard you have been crowned "Mrs.Colbert", Congratulations! undefined