Commie liberal

The democratic party is only a front for the commie liberal party. Each commie liberal commited the high crime of communism in the 60s, 70s, and 80s, meaning they were high and accused of being a communist. Each of these "pinkos" can be found in many places, including Starbucks, performing fellatio on Jon Stewart, or caught in the orbit around Michael Moore. If found, one must shoot them, as an honest American would, one to the heart, one to the head, no hesitation.