French

The word "French" describes anything that comes from France.

Not limited to the smelly people, but to everything that comes from France.

But mostly it is an attitude of superiority; the French use the word "French" as a way of belittling anyone who isn't French, or can't speak Frog, or can't stomach eating Goose Blood Soup.

The Food
Creme-based, fatty, tiny portions followed by anti-freeze-laced wine. Mostly, they just grab grass and shit from their backyards and throw it on a plate and then spit at you when you ask them, "WTF!?"

The "Art"
The French think they are sooo much better than everyone. And they use their "taste" in art as some kind of proof, like I care. Here are some "arts" that the French throw around as if they are better than everybody else.

Movies
Which they call "le cinema". Like that's gonna make their movies any better. And they think Jerry Lewis is a genius.

Museum Shit
Sculptures, paintings, who really cares. Okay, so they do put naked chicks in everything, which is good, but they are sooo stuck up, so fuck 'em.

Literature
How can I know if any of it's any good, if it's all written in French? Okay, how about this: because it's written in French, it sucks!

Which brings us to...

The Language
I wouldn't mind the French so much if they would just learn to speak American. It really just pisses me off.