Goodnight Bush

Goodnight Bush (ISBN 031604041X) is the greatest children's book of all time. Gone is the false sense of security offered by Goodnight Moon, replaced by the actual security offered by George W. Bush. It takes a look back at the greatest presidency of all time, showing us everything that has been improved, strengthened, and ennobled over the last eight years. Every American parent should lull their child to sleep with this comforting story, and happily read it again and again, until we've all memorized it in our guts.