Soviet Russia

Soviet Russia is very mysterious. Little is known of it. The information available to the common American about Soviet Russia is really limited to the following:


 * In Soviet Russia, TV watch you!!!
 * What is Happy Meal called in Soviet Russia? Unhappy Meal!!!
 * What you call happiness in Soviet Russia? Vodka!!!
 * In Soviet Russia, car drive you!!!
 * In California, you can always find a party; in Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you!!!

At least one popular Russian poem has escaped into the outside world. The text of the poem follows thusly:

''Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem writes you!''