Cat Shit One

CSO (Cat Shit One) is a Private Security Firm that is keeping America's interests and their allies safe.

The Bear Threat
During the Cold War, Communist Russia was experimenting with the creation of cyborg bears. The cyborgs godless killing machines were being deployed during the Vietnam War and America was suffering severe casualties. The Pentagon wanted their own killing machines to stop the cyborg mutant bear threat. One mad scientist had a crazy idea to stop the bears... bunnies!

Killer Furries
During the end of the Vietnam War there was a team of mutant mercenaries created to destroy the Vietcong and their bears. This secret unit was named Cat Shit One (the liburals wanted to call them mewcenaries because they dont like potty mouth words). These freaks of natures were created on the Pentagon's labs without the knowledge of the public. The end result of the experiment was the development of killer furries and they were badasses.

These freaks of natures were half human and half animals, they were chimeras. After the war these mercenaries opened their own private security firm Cat Shit One (they wanted to name it Blackwater but it was already taken).

The Future of CSO
Today CSO has branches all over the world, they are policing America's interests while kicking ass!

Staff
Perkins: Imagine if Jack Bauer, Rambo, Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Stephen Colbert decided to have a mutant freak child, well this would be the result! A God-fearing Fluffy Furry Killing Machine!

Botasky: Perkins' sidekick and badass snipper

External Tubes

 * CSO review
 * CSO: all guns, no plot
 * CGI fest
 * nerdy military hardware info
 * CSO is the shit!
 * If Francis Ford Coppola was a veterinarian
 * Liberal opinion of why rabbits go to hell