The Ten Commandments

God's rules that must be carved in stone onto every building in America.

Fun Factoids

 * Republicans are not required to know the Ten Commandments. Mentioning a few of them constantly is godly enough. Especially sodomy.
 * Originally there were 15 Commandments, but Moses dropped a tablet.

External Sources

 * Bush family profits from God
 * Westmoreland's Commandments - as provided to Stephen Colbert in an intterview