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March 20, 2009
How do you decide who to root for in the NCAA tournament? If my school is not in the tournament, I won't watch-the whole thing it's obviously rigged If my school is not in the tournament, I root for the underdog If my school is not in the tournament, I root for the top seeded teams to win Because my school rules, I root for them to win the whole thing If my school has already been eliminated, I root for my rival to lose If both my school and my rival have already been eliminated, I don't care-the whole thing is obviously rigged What NCAA tournament?

March 19, 2009
The Greatest Maveratrix Ever has proudly stood with the residents of her state to refuse to take bribes from The Secret Muslim in his effort to communistasize America.

CBS News says that of the $930 million allocated for Alaksa, Palin will only be accepting 69%.

What does this mean? it means that she can't be completely bribed! it means the liberal media are treating her unfairly again it means that Bristol (and that kid of hers) are becoming a handful it means that no one will take clothes in trade for a bridge

March 18, 2009
How did you celebrate St. Patrick's Day? I didn't watching a parade visiting a pub I don't recall

March 17, 2009
Iowa Senator Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) suggested that executives whose businesses fail should either quit or commit hari kiri.

What do you feel executives whose businesses fail (and are subsequently bailed out by American taxpayers) should do? cash out their bonuses in quiet solitude live off their wives (or mistresses) in quiet solitude visit The Colbert Report and explain their behavior to Stephen pay me to care give all the money back and go to jail

March 16, 2009
Who is the leader of the Republican Party? Michael Steele Rush Limbaugh Newt Gingrich Sarah Palin Joe The Plumber

March 15, 2009
The Red Cross said the U.S. tortured detainees under the Bush Administration. Sy Hersh claims Dick Cheney had assassination squads. Obama wants to take away bonuses from AIG executives.

Which is the bigger threat to the American Way of Life? the International Red Cross Sy Hersh Obama

March 14, 2009
Who is most responsible for the financial meltdown in America? Bernie Madoff Octomom President Hussein Obama Jim Cramer Jon Stewart all those people who can't hold jobs to pay their mortgage

March 13, 2009
Are you happy that polls have returned to Wikiality? Yes No I didn't know they left

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