Henry Ford

Henry Ford was an American scientist who invented stuff for America even though his allegance may have been with Old Europe.

Early Life
Nobody is sure when Henry Ford was born, but it was definately before the advent of the Internets. It is known, however, that Henry lived in a cabin adjacent to Abraham Lincoln. One day, young Henry walked from is cabin to the city of Detroit in order to invent junk, including the electricity, Meatloaf, and most importantly, the Automobile.