Brian May

Brian May is a walking perm who every now and then wields his fireplace guitar for the benefit of fans around the world. A pioneer of both the multi loop guitar effect (In Brighton Rock) as well as Frizz-ease (In his dodgy barnet), he also is, along with Myleene Klass of all people, an astronomist.

The pair are planning to run away together to Jupiter, but Brian is still waiting for his dad to finish his rocket (which is currently being made from a silver bathtub and a bunch of bananas.