Colbert Nation/Report Pledge Of Allegiance

The Report Pledge Of Allegiance
''I pledge allegiance to the Report, and to the wisdom of our charismatic leader, and to the Colbert Nation for which he stands, one nation under Stephen, indestructible, with truthiness and justice for all. Amen.

Signed:

Pulp, Captain Truthiness of the Colbinistas Emor8t, Founder of the American Committee for Truthiness lloorren, Law-Abiding Spreader of the Word Mikhial, Spreader of the Freedom Fries Meaculpa, Professor of Colbanglish''