Malibu, California

Malibu, California is a Godless, liberal city west of Los Angeles. In the 2004 Presidential election, 60% of Malibu residents voted for John Kerry, who lost the election with only 3% of votes in his favor. Malibu residents tend to be pinko-commie liberals, and in a recent poll 87% said that they worship satan. Malibu High School's mascot is the Shark, or in other words the Bear of the Sea. The school board is currently contemplating renaming them the Malibu BearSharks. Notable Malibu residents include Hitler and Satan.