Mermaids

Mermaids are the most glamorous of all fishes, and the biggest teases.

When living underwater mermaids have a long green, scaley tail, which turns into a pair of legs when they move to the land.

Mermaids subsist on urine-flavored champagne and plankton.

Mermaids used to be considered a myth, until they released a documentary called "Splash", which they used to raise awareness about their plight in much the same way the "WristStrong Bracelet" raises awareness about wrists.