User:Surekthanks

Is a Wikiality newcomer (or n00b), by the name of Michael. Like most (Wikialit.. ans?) he became aware of Wikiality's existence while watching S. Colbert announce on the Emmy-winning show "The Colbert Report" that he Called It on the issue of over-population of elephants in the non-existent land of Africa (months ago, he claimed their population tripled, Wikipedia made no recognition of this claim & ruthlessly locked the article so no one could spread the truthiness).