Habeus corpus

Habeus Corpus is something or other about the right to a fair trial, and is thus the most uneccessary law in human history. It obviously does not apply to terrorists and other A-rabs, but must be strictly observed in cases of corporate misunderstandings.

In 2005, the activist judges on the Supreme Court (except, of course, for John Roberts, Samuel Alito, Antonin Scalia, and Clarence Thomas) decided that the scum in Gitmo were actually entitled to these protections. Fortunately, however, The Greatest Administration Ever decided in all its wisdom that it was time to ignore the law.