PNETA

PNETA (People Not for the Ethical Treatment of Animals)was founded during the Ottoman Empire. Al Capone, as well as several high ranking officials such as Julius Caesar and John F. Kennedy were founders of this group. During the Bear Uprising of 2012, the Democrats gave the bears their time machine in order to appease the Great Bear Empire. It is believed that Winnie the Pooh, a famous terrorist bear assasin used this time machine to change the past by taking out the leaders of PNETA one by one. The bear then replaced PNETA with PETA ( People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals). It is in this way, the evil godless bear overlords win whenever you talk to hippies (who have fallen victim to the radical bear agendas).