Xanadu

Xanadu

It is widely believed this film represented a place, "Where all your dreams come true." Nothing could be further from the truth. The film directed by Michael Moore and starring the 1984 DNC participants, tells the story of a rollerskating cult from the future, beings of light, it is alleged, that come to Earth to rebuild their civilization after Bears attacked their convention. For killing a bear during a roller dance battle. That is how things are decided on the liberal end of the spectrum.

Beginnings

The Rollerskating cult began in 1968, when an unruly band of ragtag misfits stormed the local rollerderby, attacking and killing many pedestrians, it is widely believed that Bears could be an enemy of both humanity and these Xanadusians. Originally the Bears and Xanadusians were allied to overthrow the human race, but once the protest got out of control, these beings of light, made enemies of the wrong sides. They can't ally with the Earthlings, all except for Olivia Newton John. Their predicament is similar to the epic Kevin Federline/Bill Clinton dance off.

Rumors and Rumored Members

This group is responsible for the demise of rollerdiscotheques and roller rinks all across America! Tom Arnold Cole Trickle The film Top Gun was produced by them.