Keith Olbermann



Keith Olbermann is a pundit who is on the front lines in the War on Truth™. Casualties in the ratings wars have swung wildly from each side of the conflict. The Noble Warriors of Truthiness stand on one side, while the demonic hordes of satanic darkness stand on the other. Keith Olbermann is a card carrying member of the demonic hordes of satanic darkness. Notable figures from The Noble Warriors of Truthiness include Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, and Rush Limbaugh..

Keith Olbermann Freedom Factoids





 * Keith Olbermann is going to hell.
 * Keith Olbermann hates America.
 * Keith Olbermann has been known to use facts.
 * Ads for Cialisduring Keith Olbermann's show, Countdown, prove that he has erectile dysfunction.
 * Was going to light his newscopy on fire at the end of every Countdown, but producers convinced him it would be better to crumple one piece and throw it at the camera instead.
 * Has been known to watch porn movies on Showtime after arriving home from work at 1 am.
 * For reasons which no sane person can understand, Keith Olbermann hates Papa Bear Bill O'Reilly and never passes on a chance to humiliate this great American.
 * Pays people to call Bill O'Reilly's show and say his name.
 * Keith Olbermann has been viciously attacked and head-butted by FOX pit bull and real American, Irena Briganti
 * Keith Olbermann makes God very angry and will be smote as soon as is convenient.
 * Stephen Colbert interviewed (and was victorious over) Keith Olbermann on the March 14, 2006 Colbert Report.
 * Keith Olbermann's program is called "Countdown." This must not be confused with "The Threat Down" on Stephen Colbert's far superior program.
 * Keith Olbermann is a Log Cabin Republican
 * Keith Olbermann is being stalked by Log Cabin Republican Robert Cox, self-proclaimed head of the                              Media Bloggers Association. Mr. Cox has the hots for Mr. Olbermann and can't think of a better way to get his attention.

External Sources

 * Olbermann's liberal MSNBC "news"
 * Fox News and Olbermann
 * Keith Olbermann front on Wikipedia