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Global Warming, like The_Internets, is a myth created by Al Gore that claims if Bears are not taken care of, the Earth will face terrible repurcussions. This is really an attack on Stephen Colbert because he knows the threat Bears are to us. Colbert knows the truth and Mr. Gore wants to silence this. Gore is very adept at tricking people into thinking something boring is actually entertaining. The "movie" An Inconvenient Truth was in fact a power point presentation, but somehow people were fooled into thinking this was a great movie and actually paid money to see it. Global warning is a distraction to the real threat, the bear uprising of 2012. Gore is secretly aligned with one of its members, Manbearpig