Herbert Hoover



Herbert Hoover was the 31st President of the United States of America. He invented vacuum cleaners. Many believe that he was the ideal person to make vacuum cleaners in his own image, because he sucked so much.

Hoover, a Democrat, was directly responsible for the Great Depression. Worse, he tried to pass himself off as a Republican to smear the reputation of the Grand Old Party.

What a filthy bastard.