Stemcellocracy

The stemcellocracy is a cabal of scientists, left-wing baby killers, and possibly-faking-it actors who are conspiring to use our Nation's precious supply of unused blastocysts to extend their sick lifespans.

These blastohaters believe that there are tiny objects called "stem cells" that can be used to cure diseases, enlarge breasts and create six-pack abdomens. Only God can do that.

Members Of The Stemcellocracy

 * scientists
 * Democrats
 * Alex P. Keaton
 * Superman
 * Nancy Reagan