Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton is a cyborg created on the planet Venus in 1776 in direct response to the inception of America and with the intent of destroying us all. Sent to Earth on October 26, 1947 the cyborg has since taken on the form of a female human in order to infiltrate the American population undetected and wipe freedom and liberty from existence. She currently holds the office of Junior Senator from the state of New York, and sources say her plans are to start her official reign of terror on America beginning in 2008.

Delayed Introduction to America
Hillary was designed and built in the late 18th century, but was not sent to Earth until much later because the intent was for her to be introduced into a time of opposition to the greatest President of all time. She was loaded into the shuttle to be launched in 1863 to oppose Abraham Lincoln, but the Venusians suspected that there would be a much greater President to arise 137 years later, so the launch was postponed to coincide with the arrival of The Greatest American