Second Coming of Christ

As reported in a recent broadcast by Dr. Stephen Colbert, DFA, Christ is expected to be visiting again very shortly.

When pressed for an exact time and place, Dr. Colbert admitted that this was entirely dependent on whether World War III was still running by the end of August. Removing his glasses swiftly, he added: '' "The second coming of Christ is scheduled for the Fall. There are many new programs premiering then, and I believe that FX will cancel "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" and replace it with The Second Coming Of Christ, a reality show featuring religious figures of the present day. A sort of This Week In God, except daily." ''