Willie Nelson



American Country-Western singer.

Mr. Nelson is known for his touring pansy-fueled, orgy-bus. From which Toby Keith barely escaped with his butt-kickin' boots and his full, supple, womanly lips.

Mr. Nelson's crimes are not mitigated by Mr. Keith's "narc-issistic" personality, however.

Mr. Nelson will have plenty of time to contemplate his past liberal crimes in the newest camp at Gitmo, "Camp Chong".

Willie Nelson Trivia

 * Willie is a bio-sexual