Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Philadelphia, or more appropriately, the City of Brotherly Love, is a mysical place for homosexuals. They even made that Tom Hanks movie where he was gay and had AIDS and named it after this city. Though some manly things have come from this city, such as the Constitution, Marines and delicous grease-afied Cheesesteaks, the Founding Fathers decided Philly was too gay to be America's capital, especially with all the British guys having butt sex.