Subpoena

Subpoena (legal mumbo-jumbo)
 * 1) a written order requiring a person to appear in court at a specific date and time to give testimony under oath and on the record, maybe with cameras present, too
 * 2) a piece of paper, that, once served to any of The Greatest President Ever's staff, will cause great damage to this country

Guess What Will Happen After Subpoenas Are Served?