Hannitites

Hannitites
Hannitites are men, powerful men, who have become aware of their gutteral intuition. Most of the Hannitites were schooled in the annals of cornholism, but because they haven't accepted Stephen Colbert as the final cornholer in the tradition of cornholistry, they are no longer permitted to train at The Center for Advanced Cornhole Studies in Atlanta, Georgia.

Origin and Need for the Title: Hannitite
The word Hannitite is derived from the name Sean Hannity. Don't take cornholism the wrong way, I mean, all cornholists know that Sean Hannity is a praiseworthy cornholist. For instance, he is man enough to admit that America is great and that there is nothing you can do about it. But we cornholists live in the last days of the ante-cornholistry age and our leaders in cornholism need to thunder-forth their gutteral positions on the freedom and greatness of certain issues (beyond the obvious ones which we already know the answers to, like gay marriage, abortion, immigration, gun control, the Mosaic constitution of America and black presidents). So, because Hannity has yet to offer a public statement concerning the issues which penetrate to the gut of cornholism, the followers of Hannity's Cornholism are a lost tribe of cornholists, or Hannitites.

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Thus: 1) What does it mean to call oneself a cornholist? 2) Is Rush Limbaugh still a cornholist? (see "cornhole controversy" under cornholism) And, 3) Is notStephen Colbert, may His name be praised, the final cornholer?