Evangelical Christianity



Evangelical Christianity spreads the truthiness of God as the one and only true religion. Those other bozo's following the fat guy and the cows are really way off! Typically Evangelical Christians know that the Bible was written by Jesus in American - eat it Jews.

The headquarters of Evangelical Christianity is Colorado Springs, Colorado where Dr. James Dobson's Focus on the Family organization has its headquarters. In case of a nucular holocaust, there is a nice big bunker tunnelled into the nearby mountains for Evangelicals to escape to and then return and re-populate the Earth with truthiness babies just like the Lebensborn children of Germany.

Factoid Beliefs

 * Earth is 6000 years old
 * Intelligent design isn't based on shifting sands like evolutionary biololgy
 * Gay marriage is the work of the Devil
 * a woman's right to choose is a damn blaspheme
 * Jesus will be coming back any day now to Israel; gotta get out the holy Hilton Hotel
 * the whole preaching this stuff started as just an inside joke amongst a ring of homosexual pedophiles