Halo

Halo is an interactive combat simulator that is geared towards teching children how to fight, specifically against bears. Using a variety of weapons, childeren can learn the tactics and weapons knowledge they need to wage war on beardom.

Bears
Because the liberal government would have you believe that the virtual killing of bears is "immoral", Stephen had to make some slight changes to the games enemy. An acute observer could catch the similarity.

Master Chief
The mascot for this combat simulator is Master Chief, a soldier with a cool metallic suit/mask. No one has ever seen his face. It is a little known fact that the man behind the mask is none other than Stephen Colbert! Stephen started this genious program in order to prepare an army to exterminate these soulless, godless, rampaging killing machines once and for all!

Weapons

 * Sniper Rifle (bears are dead before they know what hit them)
 * Needler (shoots needles that bounce around the room until they hit a bear and then they EXPLODE)