Dennis Kucinich



Ohio Representative (10th District), Dennis Kucinich is a small woodland creature and Communist candidate for the 2008 Presidential Elections. Born a pacifist gnome in an unknown shire in Ohio, Kucinich grew up reading the works Karl Marx, and Vladimir Lenin.

Many people don't feel he's old enough to run for President.

In 2007, Mr. Kucinich dared to threaten to announce that he might try to impeach The Greatest Vice President Ever, Dick Cheney.

He! Not gonna happen, Dennis! Not with Alberto Gonzales around!

Factoids

 * Always carries a copy of the Pocket Constitution

Kucinich-mentum

 * Dennis Kucinich at Campaigns Wikia
 * Kucinich for President