Eaglemaniac

Definition
An extremely patriotic American who devotes their time and energy to patriotism via the support and devotion of the noble American Bald Eagle. It helps to be the parent of one, too.

Examples
Stephen Colbert: Stephen Colbert is an eaglemaniac because he is very patriotic and devout to the noble eagle. Dr. Colbert is the proud father of an American Bald Eagle. See: Stephen Jr.