Montana

Montana (also known as Wyoming's Scotland) was the 41st state admitted to the United States of America on November 8, 1889. Montana is known as the Big Sky state. Scientific studies have shown that the sky is between 23 and 42 percent larger in Montana than in any other state, unless you happen to be standing directly beneath one of the millions of elephants which freely roam over the landscape.

Interesting Facts
There are no speed limits on Montana highways. In fact, drivers clocked traveling at speeds of 150 miles per hour are less are routinely ticketed by the Montana Highway Patrol for driving like the officer's great-grandmother.

Famous Montana residents include Ted "The Unabomber" Kaczynski, liberal scumbag Ted Turner, and many thousands of liberal scumbag bears.

In 1993, the town of Ismay changed its name to Joe in honor of former NFL quarterback Joe Montana. In 1996, the town then changed its name to Crapville after realizing that nobody gave a crap about the initial name change.

Colleges and Universities
The two main universities in Montana are Montana State University, located in Bozeman, and the University of Montana, located in Missoula. The University of Montana is generally considered to be the inferior of the two schools, as its athletic mascot is the hated grizzly bear.