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=Severe Weather Hits Midwest, Photo #1=


 * Hillary left a path of destruction in her wake.
 * Global Warming attacks America's heartland with gallons and gallons of warmth.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 21:51, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

=Severe Weather Hits Midwest, Photo #2=

Barbara Bush left a path of destruction in her wake.


 * Lincoln actively refutes Al Gore's claims of global warming. - The Lake Effect 22:22, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

=Severe Weather Hits Midwest, Photo #3=
 * Path of Destruction trifecta completed by Nancy Pelosi who ironicaly hurt a supporter/bear --WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:22, 12 December 2007 (UTC)


 * And this is what happens when Stephen Colbert develops mutant powers like Iceman. - The Lake Effect 22:20, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

=Scientists Find Source Of Aurora Borealis=

Tommy Chong's fortress of solitude was never hard to find. 06:59, 12 December 2007 (UTC)Grazon

Incidentally, sasquatches and yeti are now known to suffer from serious indigestion and gas problems. It's true, Bigfoot's farts are responsible for climate change. - The Lake Effect 21:54, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

=Winter In The Black Forest, Germany=

&%#@#@#@#@ing! Al Gore and Zee Global worming. 21:46, 17 December 2007 (UTC)Grazon

=Royal Opera House Of London Stages The Nutcracker=

Ron Reagan is planning to hit this tonight.

=The Greatest President Ever Inspects Troops=


 * The President holds back tears, emotional from the brilliance of the administration's troop surge plan. - The Lake Effect 15:57, 14 December 2007 (UTC)


 * "(cough, cough)....lay prone... eh eh, just kiddin guys."--GlennBecksAT**l (talk) 20:36, 14 December 2007 (UTC)


 * No one had the heart to tell George the troops were on the other side--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 20:18, 15 December 2007 (UTC)


 * All the troops showed their respect for the President's wicked bad French mime skillz. --Careax 00:17, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

=North Korea's Glorious Leader, Kim Jong Il, With Military Leaders=


 * "Okay, so right now, I'm NOT SO RONERY..." -The Lake Effect 15:58, 14 December 2007 (UTC)


 * Yoko Ono requires a military escort to protect her from those who blame her for the bands break up. 02:09, 16 December 2007 (UTC)Grazon
 * Excellent!


 * The generals were all keen to win their leader's vote in the "Biggest Silliest Hat Award". --Careax 00:14, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

=Nuculer Facility Technician, Iran=

Borat gets a new job at the Kazikstan Nuclear Facility. 02:07, 16 December 2007 (UTC)Grazon


 * Energy plant powered exclusively by Mahmoud's farts has its draw-backs. --Careax 00:12, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

=Scientists Create Glow-in-the-dark Cat=

The result of Borat getting a new job at the Kazikstan Nuclear Facility. 20:00, 15 December 2007 (UTC)Grazon
 * Good one!


 * Scientists, optimistic that luminous cats will be the new accessory for drug-addled kids, plan to open the Glowing Pussy night club. --Careax 00:09, 21 December 2007 (UTC)


 * Santa finally announces replacement for retiring Rudolph. --Careax 07:25, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

=Whales Wear Santa Hats=


 * Accepting Christmas, the whales are one step closer to accepting Jesus Christ, unlike those heathen sea lions. - The Lake Effect 22:47, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

=Parking Garage Rescue=

Surprisingly enough neither Laura Bush nor Ted Kennedy had anything to do with this. 00:45, 18 December 2007 (UTC)Grazon


 * Non-American car attempts suicide. -The Lake Effect 21:21, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

=South Korean Legislature Discuss Impeachment=


 * Chaos breaks out in the Assembly building with news of the cafeteria's shortage of kimchee. -The Lake Effect 22:52, 17 December 2007 (UTC)


 * Someone was trying to cheat at W.O.W.! -00:44, 18 December 2007 (UTC) Grazon


 * Rain hysteria reaches a new level. --Careax 00:06, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

=Scientists Genetically Modify Mouse To Not Fear Cats=


 * Mouse's testicles account for half of his mass. - The Lake Effect 23:06, 19 December 2007 (UTC)