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=Tornadoes Hit America's South, Photo #1=
 * Liberals will probably create some new theory of global winding.

=Tornadoes Hit America's South, Photo #2=
 * Everything an American family could ever want.--Pro-Lick 00:27, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
 * FEMA teams up with NSA to present the latest in housing fashion...--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 01:43, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
 * Realtors new property pitch: The perfect property for amateur astronomers! --Careax 06:49, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

=John McCain Gets A Boost From Super Tuesday=
 * John McCain shows he's a healthy 71 by holding out 2 thumbs with 1 eye open.--Pro-Lick 00:33, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
 * McCain details the dimensions of his POW cage back in Vietnam. - The Lake Effect 20:44, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

=Carnival Celebrated Around The Globe, Photo #1=


 * Happy Agonizingly Painful Death Day everyone! :-D --Careax 02:29, 8 February 2008 (UTC)

=Carnival Celebrated Around The Globe, Photo #2=


 * The makers of this float live in a glass house yet they continue to throw rocks. 18:26, 7 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon
 * Who's the bitch now, bitch!--81.169.137.209 22:43, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

=South Africa Hit With Power Outages=
 * And this is an upscale part of Africa. 23:12, 8 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon

=The Greatest President Ever Briefed About Recent Tornadoes=
 * Ok people here's the plan. If we put some houses in the twisters way I bet one of them will land on Hillary.  23:11, 8 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon
 * The tornadoes will greet us as liberators. We'll have them contained within 3 weeks, tops.--Pro-Lick 00:43, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
 * For some reason, the Tennessee natives staged their version of "Greased Lightning" during The Greatest President Ever's visit.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 01:26, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
 * "Does anyone else see that bright red armadillo sitting on the table?!" --Careax 06:40, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

=Barack Hussein Obama Wins All Four Weekend Races (02/09-10/2008)= The races Obama won were: Louisiana, Nebraska, Washington, and Maine


 * Maine exercises its right to bear cameras and attempts to flash Obama to death before he can escape to another state.--Pro-Lick 00:49, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

=Mike Huckabee Wins Kansas GOP Caucus=
 * "I just don't understand why you insist that I'm up-playing the religious aspects of my campaign. Now will you please come over and nail my wrist to a two by four?" - The Lake Effect 20:47, 13 February 2008 (UTC)