File:Missingcoed.jpg

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, INSERT WHITE WOMAN

Missing Coed Found Dead graphic, for emergency use only to knock unflattering Breaking News off the Wikiality Main Page. Use when necessary, preferably with an attractive, young, blond, white woman.

Modified from an original image found on the front page of the Fox News website on May 17, 2007.

Uploaded here for parody purposes only.