Condoleezza Rice

Condoleezza Rice is President George W. Bush's current black friend, having taken over the role previously held by Colin Powell.

She is said to frequent Republican, male-oriented outings with him (allegedly).

2008 GOP Presidential Hopeful
Desipte their claims to the contrary, Republicans are anxiously awaiting Dr. Rice's ascension to her boss' job in 2008.

She has received much training, and lots of good PR. Some of the more important "talking points" used to promote the idea that Dr. Rice would be the GOP's nominee:
 * 1) solved Lesbanese-Jew Crisis
 * 2) is not a neo-con (this cannot be stressed enough)
 * 3) is black (see above)
 * 4) is friendly (see above)
 * 5) is better than other diplomats (witness The 2006 ASEAN (Association of Southeast Asian Nations) Regional Forum, where she played piano instead of poking fun at herself, really, she's much too good for that, which btw...)
 * 6) much too good to poke fun at herself
 * 7) never had an oil tanker named after her
 * 8) is happily married and would bake cookies for her husband and children if it wasn't for her duty to her country, etc, etc...
 * 9) has the most bitchin-est hair style, all the girls in the 'hood want some of that, etc, etc...
 * 10) has great taste in shoes
 * 11) has a supernatural ability to ascertain knowledge from memos just by touching them! For instance:
 * 12) she can tell what color ink it is written in
 * 13) she can tell if it is upside-down
 * 14) she can tell whether or not it is written in Enlgish
 * 15) she can tell if it is handwritten or not
 * 16) she can file it like nobody's business