Eighteenth Amendment

The 18th Amendment was one of the worst mistakes in American legal history. It unjustly prohibited the consumption of Alcohol in the America the Beautiful. Fortunately NASCAR drivers and other bootleggers saved us by continuing to produce and sell alcohol. Eventually the Government realized it's errors and passed the 21st Amendment repealing the horrid 18th one, which is why you have to be 21 to legally drink.

Religion and Alcohol: Alcoholic beverages are divided into three general classes: beers, wines, and spirits. All three classes are acceptable within the Christian tradition. Beer was invented by medieval Christian monks who were doing God's work and improving the world. Wine is Jesus' favorite drink; he often turns water into wine at parties, and has red-wine for blood. And of course spirits are a reference to the Holy Spirit. Anyone who tells you drinking makes baby Jesus sad is a liberal lier.