The Pledge of Allegiance



The Pledge was invented when George W. Bush went back in time and told everybody how awesome America was. Back then, when everyone was smarter, they all agreed with him. Thus was the Pledge born. Unfortunately, Democratshave been trying to kill the Pledge for years.

Why We Say the Pledge
We in America say the pledge of Alleigance so WITH the words "under God" to piss off left wing homosexual atheists. And Lutherans.

Stephen Colbert said the Pledge while saluting a flag flown in Operation: BEEFHAMMER.

People Who Hate the Pledge
Rosie O'Donnell Hate America Firsters Nancy Pelosi That Guy Who Tried to Take "Under God" out. Liberals Bears