BJ And The Bear



BJ and the Bear was a show on The TV in the mid- to late-1970's that featured subliminal conservative messages hidden beneath the hilarious antics of a boisterous chimp and the seductively feathered hair of a non-threateningly handsome-ish truck driver. Together, the two made their way across America's highways and into America's hearts.

In the show's theme song

 * Hey there where ya goin',
 * Not exactly knowin'
 * Who says you have to call just one place home.
 * He's goin' everywhere,
 * B.J. McKay and his best friend Bear.


 * He just keeps on movin',
 * Ladies keep improvin'
 * Every day is better than the last.
 * New dreams and better scenes,
 * And best of all I don't pay property tax.


 * Rollin' down to Dallas,
 * Who's providin' my palace,
 * Off to New Orleans or who knows where.
 * Places new and ladies, too,
 * I'm B.J. McKay and this is my best friend Bear.