User:Lemniwinks

I am a Canadian Communist, eh?

Born in Toronto, Ontario, Lemniwinks led the Rebellion of 2002, in which a group of armed moose and beavers stormed Parliment and killed the current Prime Minister. The Beaver-Moose seperatist movement then took control of Canada, and ordered all Geese (Traitors for crossing the border) into Death Camps. In 2004, the leader of the Moose, Buck Francois, took full control of Canada from Lemniwinks. I then led a rebellion of Penguins and Polar Bears and crushed the Moose-Beaver alliance, and returned control of Canada to humans, though placed a puppet into position of PM, controled by myself.