Bruce Willis

Bruce Willis
Born in 1789, he was the love child of John Adams and George washington, named after his uncle, Sparticus Edward Johnson. Nothing is know of him during that time of his life but it is documented that a Sparticus Johnson was ommited to a Chronogenics facility in downtown Chicago.

In 1985 Sparticus was released and persued his acting career. Failing at first, he decided changing is name to Bruce Edward Willis, it is still uknown why he chose this name, some say it was the name of a satanic communist leader or one of santa's elves, that we may never know.

After his name was changed he tried once more and succeeded getting his first role on the hit T.V. show moonlighting. After that one morning he was feeling quite hungry so he had a box of good ole' american breakfast, cheerios, but these were special cheerios. About an hour after he ate, his stomach began grumbling he went to the bathroom and when he sat ont he toilet he heard an odd splashed, he turned and looked down to see a script he read it and immediatly fell in love with what we know now as Die Hard