Saginaw Spirit

A minor league hockey team in Saginaw, Michigan.

Saginaw Spirit History
The team was rescued from Canada by a Great American named Richard Garber. Once safely in America, the team changed its colors to red, white, and blue, adopted a Bald Eagle logo, and called themselves the "Spirit".

Stephen Colbert's Favorite Hockey Team
The team is led by Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle, the mascot of the Spirit, who was named after Stephen Colbert. They sent Stephen a #1 jersey, making him an official member of the team.

The Saginaw Spirit are only team worth seeing play the sport of hockey. They play for Stephen Colbert's personal glory. They are the only American team in the Ontario Hockey League, and frequently pummel the godless Canadians into submission, with the full support of Jesus.

Retired Numbers
Hockey teams retire uniform numbers. Undefeated, and on top of his game, Stephen Colbert had his Saginaw Spirit #1 retired in an emotional celebration of all he has brought to the game of hockey. If any Spirit player attempts to claim Stephen's #1, they will be put On Notice.
 * Stephen Colbert - #1

Team Roster
Every player on the Spirit roster is a Great American.


 * 1) 1 - Stephen Colbert - Master of Truthiness
 * 2) 2 - Garrett Seinfeld - Defenseman and Jerry Seinfeld's cousin
 * 3) 3 - Curtis Cooper - Defenseman and World Famous star of TV's Hangin' With Mr. Cooper'
 * 4) 4 - Nick Crawford - Defenseman
 * 5) 5 - Tommy Mannino - Defenseman
 * 6) 6 - Chris Breen - Defenseman
 * 7) 8 - Patrick McNeill - Defenseman and Team Captain
 * 8) 10 - Tomas Zaborsky - Forward whose goal being shown on on The Colbert Report has to be the highlight of his entire life
 * 9) 12 - Jan Mursak - Forward
 * 10) 13 - Matt Corrente - Defenseman
 * 11) 14 - Tyler Haskins - Forward
 * 12) 15 - Andrew Clouthier - Forward
 * 13) 17 - Tom Craig - Forward
 * 14) 19 - Chris Chappell - Forward
 * 15) 20 - Ryan "Jack" Daniels - Goalie
 * 16) 21 - Jack Combs - Forward and all-around badass
 * 17) 22 - Zack Torquato - Forward
 * 18) 23 - Patrick Asselin - Forward
 * 19) 24 - Scott Fletcher - Defenseman
 * 20) 27 - Tom Pyatt - Forward
 * 21) 28 - Ryan Berard - Forward
 * 22) 29 - Ryan McDonough - Forward
 * 23) 31 - Jovica Zelenbaba - Goalie