User:PhantomDuck

Phantom Duck
Anti-Eco Crusader, Protector of the Proletariat, Writer of Wrongs, Exposer of Corruption, Off Road Maven, Perturber of any government organizaion that describes itself with an acronym or initials and Champion of the Constitution. Located deep in my secret lair, somewhere in the Mojave Desert. Formally known as [Mr Dune], fired from OffRoad.com (search Mr Dune) for being too outspoken for their new corporate owners, Advanstar.

Trutibutions

 * 1) Isle of Lesbos
 * 2) Chastity Bono
 * 3) TransPod
 * 4) Lesbian Penguin
 * 5) Apache Longbow
 * 6) Obamanomics
 * 7) Harley Davidson
 * 8) Milla Jovovich
 * 9) James Bond Girl
 * 10) Uberhot
 * 11) Drum Circle
 * 12) Power Lesbian
 * 13) Astroglide
 * 14) Ursula Andress
 * 15) David Carradine
 * 16) Gonzo
 * 17) Gay Wink
 * 18) Eco-fags
 * 19) PhantomDuck

Quotes
"Gonzo is the only type of journalism!" "Sic Sempre Tyrannis!" "Piss on eco-fags!" "Does Obamanomics come with Astroglide?"

The Duck on the Job




Known Duck Associates




Credits
--PhantomDuck 18:50, 5 June 2009 (UTC)