The Change Agenda

America, like The Pope, Jesus and The Bible, is perfect.

Everyone knows this.

However, there is a growing faction of liberals who have called for a jihad against America's pristineness. They call this fatwah, The Change Agenda.

The Change Agenda is a plan to change America based on the belief that there is something wrong with her, as if the torch is making her look fat.

America is perfect, learn this. Live this. And get in line.