B. C.

B. C. is the acronym used to designate the dark ages "Before Colbert".

The current era is designated C. E., which stands for: "Colbert Era".

Many scientists claim the acronym stands for something else, but who listens to them anyways?

Timeline of History, B.C.

 * January 1, 6000 BC: The Earth was a molten ball.
 * January 2, 6000 BC: The Earth cooled.
 * January 7, 6000 BC: God rested.
 * March 17, 5976 BC: A bear kills Abel, son of the first humans Adam and Eve, and frames Abel's brother, Cain, and so sets man against man in the most devious of bear conspiracies.
 * December 25, 1964 BC: Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ is born.
 * Good Friday, 1931 BC: Jesus is crucified.
 * Easter, 1931 BC: Jesus comes back from the dead and saves all of our souls, except the liberals'.
 * July 4th, 1776 BC: Jesus founds America
 * 520s BC: Johann Gutenberg creates the printing press in order to print the Bible en masse. Unfortunately, Gutenberg fails to destroy the machine, and so he allows the rise of books as a popular medium for spreading lies, undermining truthiness, and challenging authoritarian rule.
 * 277 BC: Sir Isaac Newton releases the Philosophiae Naturalis Principia Mathematica, a book of liberal lies which creates the myth of gravity.
 * July 4, 188 BC: America declares its independence.
 * July 6, 18 BC: George W. Bush, the greatest American president in history, is born.
 * October 26, 17 BC: Hillary Clinton arrives on Earth from Venus to start her nefarious scheme to destroy America and freedom.

Timeline of History, C. E.

 * Charlene's first restraining order
 * Stephen and the Colberts record I'm Right Behind You Now
 * the elephant population tripled in six months.
 * Creation of the Stephen and Melinda Gates Foundation
 * October 17, 41: Stephen Colbert brings "truthiness" to America and America's Planet.
 * June 6, 42: Stephen Colbert becomes Dr. Stephen T. Colbert D.F.A. America's collective T.Q. triples like the elephant population.