Squid

Squid
According to some people that think with the brain, squid are a large, diverse group of marine cephalopods. But who are they kidding? These are the same people that think that America is not the center of the Universe, and that Baby Jesus is not from Texas. Which he is and he is totally not gay.

The rest of us that use gut to think, know that Squid are the bears of the sea. Squid are shape shifters just like Kerry and Clintons. Their true color is pinkish red. Bears are also very red on the inside, even though they are pretending to be a variety of colors. For centuries they have been tied with bears in a world wide axis of evil conspiracies. Currently squid are trying to extend their tentacles towards Stephen Colbert