Elvis Presley

Elvis Aaron Presley was a popular American singer, and founder of the KKK. He voted democrat and was against the Vietnam war, for "hurting his 'rockin' friends in 'Nam."

Elvis Trivia

 * coined the term "flubber-buns" in 1976
 * often wore a jelly sandwich to bed
 * had relations with a polygimast cult of bears and Vietnamese gypsies