Pastafarian



Pastafarianism, the more common name for the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, is a religion whose followers,which include include liberals, communists and godless sodomites, believe that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. He did not however create the universe, and midgets are not real.

Pastafarians claim that pirates are ideal beings and that their demise over the last few centuries has caused global warming. This is, needless to say, utterly false, as neither pirates nor global warming is real.

Furthermore, these blasphemers do not accept the Bible as absolute truth, which is unfortunate, because if they had read the Bible, they would realize that it is, because the Bible says that the Bible is absolute truth, and as mentioned earlier in this sentence, the Bible is wholly true.

As is to be expected, these godless monsters cannot follow this logic.