Cirque Du Soleil

Cirque du Soleil is the French word for "circus". But instead of following The Lord, Our God's edict of being dominant over all the animals in the kindgom, Cirque du Soleil employs only mimes for all their shows.

While the subjegation of mimes is perfectly American, only using mimes while ignoring all other animals for mankind's entertainment is like being half-pregnant or being a Cafeteria Catholic.