Frans de Waal

January 30, 3008

we are no different from the apes, won't mind when Stephen throws his feces at him, Frans de Waal

Dr. Colbert has a very impressive display

large primate without a tail, so you're an ape

if one is on two feet, one is a dancing bear

likes bananas and grooms

God gave Stephen a soul

Stephen will show his soul to Waal after he shows him his tail

to protect our ego

chimps get more respect than bonobos
 * chimps are dominant oriented
 * territorial


 * bonobos friendlier
 * sexier
 * hippie primates
 * make love, not war
 * uses sex to resolve conflicts
 * very little straight bonobo sex

calling ourselves apes

Stephen has a monkey brain, a large monkey brain

humans have language

apes do not write

DNA is 98.5% similar