2007 Truthiness Awards/Voting/Line

Vote for one line that you feel was the best for 2007.

Only votes with time stamps between January 2, 2008 0800 UTC (Midnight PST) and January 13, 2008 0900 UTC (Midnight Hawaii Time!)

Consumer

 * "A consumer is a useless eater, equivalent to one fodder unit in the Global War on Terror" (from Consumer, by User:Consumerama)

Bearorists

 * "the hairest type of terrorist" (from Bearorists, by User:Lloydxmas855)

Jewjitsu

 * "Your accountant has at the very least a 2nd degree black belt in Jewjitsu" (from Jewjitsu by User:Truthiality206)

Bicycle Race

 * "BTW folks remember: where's there's spokes there's sodomy" (from Bicycle Race by User:Grazon)

A World Without Stephen Colbert

 * "Without Stephen's magical voice to guide us I see no reason why everyone won't be mauled by grizzly bears" (from A World Without Stephen Colbert by User:Chivesontheweb)

Secretary Alphonso Jackson

 * "African-American Jackson has many responsibilities in the White House. They range from co-sponsoring the Department Scratching and Mix Tapes to reading the White House's stance on Urban Development to the cameras." (from Secretary Alphonso Jackson by User:Eviltwin)

Design Wikiality.com Haunted House game

 * The Alberto Gonzales Amnesia Room  "Step inside and forget everything you ever knew!" (from Design Wikiality.com Haunted House game, by User:Mcquestion)

Military Base Naming Contest

 * Military Base Naming Contest "Iraqi War Justification Proving Ground" (from Military Base Naming Contest by User talk:HoshiToshi2000)

Exfoliation

 * "The Stephen Colbert Face Cleansing Routine is the only way I moisturize my situation and preserve my sexy.(P. Diddy)" (from Exfoliation, by User:Esteban Colberto)