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=Tony Blair's Last Press Conference At Rose Garden As Prime Minister=

Both men oozed authority... until they blindly walked into a set of flags which were blocking the door. --Careax 17:25, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
 * (Damn Chinese Doors!)--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 17:36, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

=Obstetrician/Gynecologist Opponents Hold 'Prayer Vigil' In Kansas=

Ok, I think this Jesus thing is going to work for real this time.

=Wolfowitz and Nigerian President Obasanjo=
 * Dude, I have the world's money now, maybe you can hook me up with an African boy? Get me 2 and I'll get the Pope to visit.--Pro-Lick 20:14, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

"Dude! You've got bad Libyan breath!" --Careax 01:51, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

=Spiderman Robert Climbs A German Building=

Help, I'm up, and I can't get falling. --Randroid 00:38, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

Iggy Pop still high after all these years. --Careax 17:26, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

=The U.S. Senate Discusses Pending Bill=

"I know, the joke normally calls for pulling just one finger. But wait until you smell this one Ted!" --Careax 01:49, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

=A Gorilla Escapes His Enclosure At A Zoo=

Standard of Taco Bell employees falls even further. --Careax 01:53, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

=The United States Embassy In Baghdad=

=A Pair of Devil's Hole Pupfish=

=A Horse Pulling A Cart Through A Narrow Canyon=

=Vandals Place Burqa on Denmark's "Little Mermaid" Statue=

=The Greatest President Ever and NATO Secretary General=

=U.S. Troops Make Calls With Prepaid Phone Cards=

The reverse side of the Army Band's new Beatles tribute album. --Randroid 08:55, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

=A Close Up Of A European Owl=

BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU RedManiac 01:00, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

=The Cutty Sark Catches Fire= 



=A U.S. Soldier Uses A Pair of Binoculars=

"I still can't see a way out of Iraq." Ace-o-aces 17:48, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

=Gay Flamingo Couple Become Foster Parents=

Yes, its true.



=Two Bears In A Tub=

The greatest threat to America. Gay bears.

=Chimpanzee Celebrates 60th Birthday With Carrots=

=Rare Egyptian Tortoises Rescued From Smuggler=

The owner of Dennis Kucinich's old home. RedManiac 01:01, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

=Court Upholds Reduced Damages To Be Paid For Oil Spill= Yes, it's true.



=Ferrari Accident Victim=

A delated scene from the "Transformers" movie. RedManiac 01:02, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

The scene just after a jogger with a kidney donor card in his wallet was struck by the unknown driver of this Ferrari.

=Creation Museum Opens in Kentucky= Exhibit below depicts two archaeologists coming to two different conclusions



=Dick Cheney Addresses The 2007 West Point Graduating Class=