Gloria Allred



Gloria Allred (aka Miss Alldread) was born on June 6, of the year 666. According with ancient tales Ms. Allred was born from the union of a threesome drunken night with a demon, a whore, and a bear. She used to be Julius Caesar’s personal lawyer but then she stabbed him 435 times when he made a pass on her.

During the Middle Ages she led the Femenist Crusade against the Catholic Church, in response the Church tried to burn her at the stake as a witch but it backfire. When she died she was sent to hell, in which she seduced Satan and she almost became Hell’s New Dark Queen in which she could have unleashed a new era of Darkness. She was so fierce that even Satan himself was afraid of her!!

During the divorce proceedings, in which God was the judge, Satan was able to keep Hell for himself but he had to give half of his assets.

Today Gloria Allred practices law and is running rampant in Kalyfornia