Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie is an American actress and liberal who suffers from ugliness, as diagnosed by Donald Trump on an October 2006 Larry King Live appearance. She is the daughter of Karate Dog actor John Voight, current wife of actor/producer/intellectual Brad Pitt, and ex-wife of actor Billy Bob Thornton, most widely known as the inspiration of Half Baked's Billy Bong Thornton.

A clear admirer of Karl Marx and Satan, Jolie donates one third of her salary to charity and has become a well known proponent of adoption and chick other chicks would go gay for.

Jolie has procured 3 children in the last 5-6 years, the most recently begotten, Shiloh, being the only biological child of hers and therefor the most loved. The others are Zahara (called Shakira by her grandfather), a black, and Maddox a Chinaman.