FirsTier Bank

FirsTier Bank

Stephen Colbert
In 2003, a very young Stephen Colbert became a spokesman for FirsTier Bank, they are a very successful commercial bank with a very successful financial future. Since 2003 they have been making a killing in the Real State market as well as heavily investing in the derivatives market. Many financial pundits have predicted that any bank that isn't involved in the growing housing market will regret it forever, after all they are predicting that 2008 will be a great year for many investment banks. Of course, Colbert was told he wont be paid in cash for his work, instead he would be paid in future stocks that will mature in 2008. With such a promising financial future, FirsTier Bank assets will multiply one hundred times over, when Colbert cashes in his bank stocks in 2010 he will be a wealthy man...