Vaxadrine

Vaxadrine, from the makers of Vaxadrin, Prescott Pharaceuticals, is the only detox pill recommended by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.. It is also the only anxiuretic recommended by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. It is manufactured by Prescott Pharmaceuticals.

Diet
Keep your body cleansed the Natural Way with Vaxadrine (500mg), the only detox pill endorsed by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert D.F.A.
 * Side effects: Phantom Hand Syndrome, vivid dreams of self-cannibalization

Legal Information
Dr. Stephen T. Colbert D.F.A.'s recommendations of Vaxadrine do not constitute an endorsement of the drug's efficacies, and Dr. Stephen T. Colbert D.F.A. is not a medical doctor, but a doctor of fine arts.