Bear Watchers



Most of the liberal media will have a special section for sports or comics, but they always seem to forget to include bear sightings in their coverage, severely handicapping America's defenses against these godless killing machines.

Wikiality.com vows from this day forward to keep you abreast of all bear sightings, where ever they may be.

All members of Wikiality.com's Bear Watchers Club get a fancy "Bear Watchers" userbox for their userpage.

Help Stephen protect America from these godless killing machines by adding Bear Sightings below.

Bear Sightings

 * Junk Food Traps Godless Killing Machine! Hurray for Junk Food!!!


 * PSA Showing Celebrity Joining Stephen's Fight Against Bears


 * Bear In Tree Unable To Stop Commerce!


 * Alaska valiantly fights to keep bears off the federal Endangered Species Act


 * Another reason why Stephen chose Italy to be the 3rd Wheel in This Weeks' Axis of Evil


 * Canadian Children Spot Bear-like Creature


 * Poking The Bear!?


 * Japanese Employ Bears To Sell Chocolate-flavored Beer


 * Oscar Telecast Causes Lesbianism in Australian Koala Bears


 * Giagantic Corporate Bear Merger


 * Godless Killing Machines Allowed to Breed in Green Bay Wisconsin
 * Nazis Award Sean Penn a "Golden Bear"
 * Bats, the flying bear, may eat birds, eagle-like animals
 * NJ Backyard Tree Invaded by Bear


 * Bear Bears the Brunt of Global Warming - this is an older one, from January (it's about the myth of Global Warming)