A Man Named Plaxico

 (the Rosa Parks of people who shot themselves in the thigh while wearing sweatpants in a nightclub)


 * he attended a night club with his partner a semi-automatic glock and
 * arrested for wearing sweatpants in a nightclub


 * sentence up to 15 years


 * Atlanta passed a law to rid the subway system of mountain lions


 * Rosa Parks of people who have shot themselves in the thigh in a nightclub


 * saying to a gun don't shoot
 * saying to Plaxico hey don't bring a gun to a nightclub in your sweatpants


 * Dr. Colbert has a relationship with Sweetness


 * bigtoed things have been said about man-gun relationships
 * Sweetness and Stephen cannot have visitation rights
 * Stephen cannot take Sweetness to hospitals when he visits sick children to protect them from balloon animals


 * Uncle Glen and his roommate Barry


 * Rosie O'Donnel is a confirmed bachelor


 * the government must stay out of our sweatpants