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2007 Truthiness Awards!
We are now taking nominations for the 2007 Truthiness Awards. Please visit this page  for all the details!

Internets Convention
The Nerd Patrol is asking internets Americans to vote for who they want to see at the ROFLCon 2008 convention (official blog). Someone (gee, I wonder who?) nominated, you vote now!

Shout out to Fark for the headline!

Christmas List!
Fight the War On Christmas by posting your Christmas gift list on this page today! Hallelujah!!

Sex With Larry Craig
If you may have had sex with Idaho Senator Larry Craig, please sign in at this page.

Clinton Discovers Incriminating Documents Written By Barack Hussein Obama
The Clinton campaign has uncovered documents proving Mr. Hussein Obama has been targeting America's Presidential Office for his dasdardly plans.

Wikiality.com is asking all the heroes to add to this very important collection. If you have any knowledge of these documents, please visit this page. Your country needs you, heroes!

Contribute To An Original Truthy Christmas!
Help write a story about Stephen and Christmas here.

Create Holiday Pages
Create holiday pages from this list.

Withdrawals
For the heroes who may be going through withdrawals with the strike in its third week, Wikiality.com invites you to play with Colbert Aluminum, a cheap imitation of Colbert Platinum.

Post your jokes for these gifts found throughout the internets tubes on Colbert Aluminum.

More Withdrawals
I saw this on Fark and thought Stephen would find it crazy, so I posted it here.

If you click, be careful, it's some powerful crazy sh*t.

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Ask Men: Top 49 Men Of 2007

 * Vote for Stephen

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 * " Once again, it’s time to select the men that have best represented our gender over the past year. We’ve compiled a list of candidates, all of whom have found great success in the past 12 months and have carried themselves like true men’s men. Now, we’re asking you to cast your votes for this year’s nominees, ranking each on a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being the highest ranking). The voting period will be brief, so be sure to cast your votes today and check back in October, when we’ll unveil 2007’s No. 1 Man’s Man. "

Greenscreen witchcraftery
In case any of you still haven't seen this yet, NoFactZone has posted that Bonnie R. - the winner of the first green screen challenge, has apparently made a second video featuring the Greatest Living American.-- GlennBecksATool (talk) 01:56, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

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New Citizenship Test
The New York Times asks, "What Does 'American' Mean?" Well,  New York Times, if you were really American you wouldn't have to ask! Wikiality.com is starting a new page to help un-Americans like the New York Times and your gardener, housekeeper or nanny understand the new citizenship test.

Please visit our Citizenship Test page and see how your knowledge of America measures up against everyone else. (Please note: Wikiality.com grades on a scale.)

What Is Steve Kagen Hiding?


Many people living in Steve Kagen's district have asked that he appear on the award-winning television program, The Colbert Report, but he has refused.

Obviously he is hiding something, as only cowards are too frightened to face Dr. Colbert. But, Mr. Kagen has repeatedly denied taking part in any wrong-doing.

So, which is it, Mr. Kagen?

Are you innocent of all charges against you and are willing appear on "The Colbert Report" for your nailing?

Or are you hiding something? Like your collusion with The Wrath of Rahm, for example?

Come clean, Mr. Kagen, we're at war. Wikiality.com is asking all Americans to help Mr. Kagen make the right choice: if you have information about Representative Kagen, please post them here, so that we can straighten all this out.

Help Stephen Better Know Your District
Citizens! With The Colbert Report dark due to labor unions hating America, Stephen won't be on until they are given the chance to research waterboarding!

Until then, you can help Stephen meet his goal of "better knowing" all 435 434 of America's districts, while he is on this forced sabbatical!

You're either with Stephen, or you're with the labor unions, Rahm Emanuel and Nancy Pelosi.

Click here to find out how you can help Stephen better know your district!