Category talk:British

The British Army the greatest army in the world, consists of Chelsea and Manchester United Football Hooligans more commonly known as English Bowmen who practice their skills playing ye olde game of darts from the early age of three months after being circumcised leaving them with only two fingers on their right hand or both hands if they are ambidextrous.

They are feared by the French who are more commonly known as cheese eating surrender monkeys due to their habit of bending over exposing their backsides whilst eating brie on the battlefield.

Examples of the British Armies prowess can be seen in Iraq and Afghanistan, in northern Iraq where the Americans have over 200,000 troops and the latest technology to keep the peace, they are outfoxed by the insurgents more commonly known as Iraqi's, in the south the British have only 6 troops, 1 tank and a glider with a wheel missing and they still manage to keep the peace by inviting the terrorist to tea on Sundays followed by Cricket, a round of Golf and the promise of free entry into the UK, a house, free health care and social security payments.

The British originally had 80,000 troops in Iraq but most of them have been killed by their American cousins with whom they have a special relationship.