Write A Caption/Archive/120

=Pakistan President Pervez Musharraf Resigns=
 * I am a lonely man!--Mr SmokesTooMuch 14:58, 27 August 2008 (UTC)
 * I'm so wonwy. --Grazon 19:36, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

=Barack Hussein Obama Chooses Delaware Senator As Running Mate=
 * Levels of previous floods of bullshit can still be seen on the columns behind the candidates.--Mr SmokesTooMuch 00:20, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
 * "You always want to stand upwind of my husband since he got the butt hair implanted on his head"--Mr SmokesTooMuch 00:25, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
 * Ebony and Ivoryyyyyy. --Grazon 19:36, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

=Scientists Discover Predator Native To Pacific Ocean In Caribbean=


 * So, we're supposed to be afraid of this thing, right? --Sneakers 08:42, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
 * Dateline investigates. --GeorgeM 06:42, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
 * Predator Native To Pacific Ocean That Walked To Caribbean to show support for President Bush and the GWOT--Mr SmokesTooMuch 19:06, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
 * Make me laugh clown. --Grazon 19:36, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

=FBI Agent Tried To Warn DoJ Bosses Of Impending Mortgage Industry Crisis=
 * "And this bar represents the number of times I tried to warn them about 9-11"--Mr SmokesTooMuch 15:02, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

=2008 Beijing Olympics Closing Ceremony=
 * Chief Brody: "We're gunna need a bigger bus!"--Mr SmokesTooMuch 19:07, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
 * All abord the bad teeth express. --Grazon 19:36, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

=Animatronic Robot Dinosaurs Star In Stage Show=
 * Broadway welcomes the prequel to Cats, Dinos, to the stage--Mr SmokesTooMuch 14:49, 27 August 2008 (UTC)
 * But will they help us fight bears? --Grazon 19:36, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

=Scientists Discover Bacteria's Role In 1918 Flu Pandemic=
 * You see that studly dude with the cute nurse sitting on his bed? Those are my great grandparents. --Grazon 03:41, 27 August 2008 (UTC)
 * File photo showing America's communistic health care system of the first two decades before the Great Depression brought us back to Democrat-ic Capitalism. Praise bush--Mr SmokesTooMuch 14:52, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

=Two Accordionists=
 * Guests were forced to flee the hotel as the duo played the theme from "Dueling Banjos", using accordions, of course.--Mr SmokesTooMuch 14:54, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

=Democrats Begin Their Convention In Denver, Photo#1=
 * Kidneystone suck. --Grazon 19:36, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

=Democrats Begin Their Convention In Denver, Photo#2=

=The Greatest Maverick Ever Appears On Television Program=
 * This is called paper, made from wood. It replaced papyrus YEARS ago.--Mr SmokesTooMuch 15:00, 27 August 2008 (UTC)

=Democrat Convention Day Two, Photo #1=


 * And this the only way I can reach mmy wifes vagina. --Grazon 19:36, 27 August 2008 (UTC)
 * Black Power!--Mr SmokesTooMuch 18:32, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

=Democrat Convention Day Two, Photo #2=


 * My daughter's now cuter than yours! --Grazon 19:36, 27 August 2008 (UTC)
 * Having been warned from childhood, Sen Clinton's face is now said to "have stayed like that".--Mr SmokesTooMuch 18:38, 28 August 2008 (UTC)

=The Greatest Maverick Ever Will Announce His Choice For Vice Maverick=

=Democrat Convention Day Three, Photo #1=

=Democrat Convention Day Three, Photo #2=