Scotsman

Scotsman are from the incredibly awesome country of Middle-Earth and are gifted with almost matrix-like ablities. The leader of Middle-Earth is Tom(not gay)Cruise who has amazing ability to heal people by advising them to hit their haed off walls, also the ability to magically get money from people who call him gay (which is not true, he likes breasts and vaj) with the aid of something called a 'Jew'

Scotsman can drink more than 50 times thier body weight in alcohol(so take that you aussie pussies)