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=The Greatest Secretary Of State Ever Meets England's Queen=


 * "Yes, well, you can play piano, very good then. Be sure to take all the dishes back to the kitchen and don't chip any of them...."--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 08:44, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
 * Like you did the last time George visted. --Grazon 02:31, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

=Artist Holds Rejected Ornament= This is Deborah Lawrence and she is holding the ornament she designed to honor Washington Representative McDermott


 * It looks just like him!--Mr SmokesTooMuch 17:33, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

=Zimbabwe Faces Famine And Cholera Epidemic=
 * Luckily it is grasshopper harvesting season, so some are able to eat--Mr SmokesTooMuch 07:15, 8 December 2008 (UTC)

=Scientists Observe "Light Echos" From Supernova First Seen in 1572=


 * Tek Jansen destroys saves another planet --Mutopis 2:37, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Ever Receives P.E.A.C.E Award=
 * (Sung to the tune of Subway Sandwich's Five Dollar Footlong) "Seven-hundred. Seven-hundred-billion.  Seven-hundred billion dollar bailout!"--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 03:33, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

=Santa Claus Gets To Meet The Greatest President Ever=


 * Bush look-alike has a "terrorist fist jab" with commie free toys-giving comrade Chavez Claus look-alike. --Mutopis 21:53, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

=Tongan Troops Scheduled To Leave Iraq=

=Citizenship Truthers Demand Proof Of President-elect Obama's Citizenship=
 * Here we see the famous Intelligencia-retardationem, an endangered species desperately seeking a way to propagate its dogmaticum-conservatium with no luck… --Mutopis 21:07, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Ever Attends Annual Army-Navy Football Game= Navy won 34-0.


 * Charlie Brown finally gets to kick the football. Take that Lucy!! --Mutopis 20:57, 6 December 2008 (UTC)


 * #19 - *sigh* "Looks like I'm out of a job". --Sneakers 07:16, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Ever Scrutinizes His Portrait=


 * Bush cant understand why the mirror isn’t working properly… --Mutopis 21:07, 6 December 2008 (UTC)


 * "Who's that old fart?" --Sneakers 07:17, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

=Workers Take Over Factory In Chicago=
 * Bank of America tells angry workers to get a job, and to eat cake --Mutopis 24:25, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Ever Commemorates National Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day=
 * *sign reads* "Please do not ask questions to the President". From the REAL administration Dick Cheney. --Mutopis 2:38, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

=Barack Hussein Obama Introduces His VA Secretary Designate= He is retired General Eric Shinseki, U.S. Army


 * Now I would like to introduce to you my Asian friend... --Mutopis 24:40, 9 December 2008 (UTC)

=Canadian Parties Form Coalition To Challenge Stephen Harper=


 * We are all giant wimps! Victoryyyyyy!  Atenea del Sol 16:47, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

=2008 Kennedy Center Award Honorees= They are, from left: Roger Daltrey, Pete Townsend, Twyla Tharp, Morgan Freeman, Barbra Streisand and George Jones


 * Gayest award ever --Mutopis 24:41, 9 December 2008 (UTC)
 * Freeman: Babs if you don't take your hand off my ass right now I'll slap the white out of you so help me. --Grazon 03:27, 13 December 2008 (UTC)
 * Babs: Thats not my hand... --Mutopis 23:43, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
 * George Jones: :) --Mutopis 23:43, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

=Nobel Prize-winning Economist Paul Krugman Delivers Lecture In Stockholm=
 * While Paul Krugman won the Nobel prize for economics, he is still annoyed by the fact that Stephen Colbert sold out more books --Mutopis 24:19, 10 December 2008 (UTC)