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=Antarctic Ice Shelf Falls Into Ocean=
 * Great, now that's out of the way we have one less thing to worry about! --Careax 20:52, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

=Wildflowers Bloom In California Desert=

=Oliver Stone casts Josh Brolin as George W. Bush for his upcoming biopic, W=


 * Let's hope he doesn't try to lick Barbara's armpit.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 08:35, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
 * Someones going to have to do a loooooooot of coke to prep for this roll. --Grazon 16:40, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
 * And Dick Cheney will be played by Gary Busey. --Careax 20:51, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

=Fresh Mozarella=

=Boy Finds 2 Million-year-old Fossilized Shark Tooth=


 * In an unrelated story, Ted Stevens announces he has lost a crown. --Careax 20:19, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

=Army General To Take Over U.S. CENTCOM=

=North Korean Soldiers Marching On Parade=
 * You just know Kimmy choreographed this himself. --Grazon 16:55, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
 * Someone's been watching Pink Floyd videos! --Careax 20:49, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

=Canada Begins Annual Seal Hunt Today=


 * Wanna kill baby seals eh? Just join the club! --Careax 20:21, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

=Detroit Participates In Earth Hour Conservation Effort=
 * And in the next minute half of Detroit was stolen. --Grazon 04:45, 30 March 2008 (UTC)
 * "Are you sure this will delete all the archived text messages on the City of Detroit's servers?" --Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick --OHeL 13:22, 30 March 2008 (UTC)
 * ROFL! Outstanding! Hats off to both of you. --Careax 20:22, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

=The Australian Prime Minister Gets To Meet The Greatest President Ever=


 * Yeah, we're friends. --72.9.153.233 04:57, 30 March 2008 (UTC)
 * "Hey Rudd: say hello to my little friend!" --Careax 20:23, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Ever Throws Out The First Pitch For Washington's Team The Nationals=
 * Yeah go for it George. Have fun! It's not like there's a ton of other important issues you could be dealing with. --Careax 20:48, 31 March 2008 (UTC)
 * "After this, I have a photo shoot with Speedo. Look below. Heheheheh." --OHeL 01:48, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

=U.S. Olympic Swimmers Model New Seamless Suit=
 * And all of a sudden Larry Craig and Tom Cruise offer to be towel boys in the American men's Olympic swimming team changing rooms. --Careax 20:42, 31 March 2008 (UTC)
 * The women (thinking): "Do not stare at the penis; lesb ye risk an immediate conversion to heterosexuality."--OHeL 01:45, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

=U.N. World Food Program Struggles To Feed Sudanese=

=Married American Soldiers May Live Together In Iraq=

=The President Of Ukraine Gets To Meet The Greatest President Ever=