Quarter Ponzi With Cheese



Quarter Ponzi With Cheese

food item

In America, a Quarter Ponzi with Cheese consists of a small dollar-value defaulted high-risk mortgage, sandwiched between a pair of crispy debt-swaps, and topped with a government-leveraged consumer loan, a toxic hedge-fund certificate, and a slice of tasty Wisconsin cheddar cheese. The Quarter Ponzi with Cheese is normally served with a side of Freedom Fries and a tall, frosty mug of nuclear byproducts.

In Canada, a similar dish is offered. The Canadian dish is called the Ponzi Royale, as in all metric countries. The Canadians include of a hefty slice of American softwood lumber default in place of the government-leveraged loan. In Quebec, a hearty glop of Poutine is served in place of Freedom Fries. In all parts of Canada, the Ponzi Royale is served with a hearty Canadian draft beer.