The Knights Templar

The Knights Templar are an order of warrior-monks, the Shaolin of Western Civilization.

They were given the sacred duty of protecting the Holy Grail and bestowing it upon America's Pastor in Chief George W. Bush.

Is Stephen a member of this secretive organization? He won't say. But by employing Da Colbert Code, we may be able to find out:

Stephen Colbert... Colbert Nation... National Velvet... Velveeta Cheese... Cheese sandwich... Sandwich Islands... Islands in the Stream... streaming video... video jockeys play music... music makes you boogie... Boogie Nights... Knights Templar!

Holy Crap it works!

Stephen Colbert is a Knight Templar.