Jennifer 8. Lee


 * author of "The Fortune Cookie Chronicles"
 * more chinese restaurants in America than anything else
 * speaks fluent Mandarin and so does Dr. Colbert


 * Stephen eats an entire Apple Pie every day, while eating baseball
 * Stephen is exceptional


 * what is with General Chow?
 * was a military hero
 * known for war not chicken


 * Stephen likes to be reminded that his food was once alive


 * Chinese food is safer to eat than chinese toys