Jimmy Carter Rabbit Attack

Jimmy Carter's harrowing moment
In 1979, Jimmy Carter was fishing in the backwoods of Northumberland-on-Shire, better known today as Plains, Georgia. When out of nowhere came a Swamp Rabbit the likes of which this nation has not seen before or since. This rabbit, having been allowed to live for so long in the brush and muck of a swamp had grown to be nearly 10 ft. long and had razor sharp claws.

The rabbit seemed to be avoiding the boat, when all of a sudden a "death roll" signaled it's intent to ram the ship, hopefully knocking out the engine room. Billy Carter was drunk, but witnessed the initial contact: "Next thing you know, that squirrel had a gun, and was lurching up out of the water with it, so I screamed and the secret service busted in."

The Secret Service agents were hospitalized, as it turns out the rabbit had mined the lake they were fishing in, these brave men faced death on more than one occasion on this trip. They had to block Billy from the pier, because there was a warning video delivered to CNN mentioning him specifically, featuring rabbits using weaponry. These rabbits would do anything to harm our President. Jimmy Carter was not harmed in the incident. Now the President never stops in Plains, Georgia, however.

Aftermath
It becomes clear that Spiro Agnew was actually behind this.