Ears

ears are a part of the body that God give people to hear truthiness. Apparently 99 percent of Democrats don't have completely functioning sets.

Although not one of the most erogenous areas of the human anatomy, it's considered God-like in pure heterosexual sexiness to have ones ears positioned so that the right sticks out without the left doing the same. Considered 954 times more panty-droppingly effective than six-pack abs according to the New England Journal of Medicine and the Maxim Magazine June 2005 issue.