Apfelfront

Apfelfront (aka: Front Deutscher Äpfel; F.D.Ä.). It has subgroups like the Nationales Frischobst Deutschland (NFD); and the Bund weicher Birnen (B.W.B.).

The organisation describes itself as "Nationale Initiative gegen die Überfremdung des deutschen Obstbestandes und gegen faul herumlungerndes Fallobst". Roughly it has something to do to keep the purity of something or other or buying cleaning products (our German translator is out).

The Apfelfront is a right-wing political party of Germany made up of Real Germans, their mission is to purity their fruits from the impurities of fureign fruits. That's right, even fureign fruits are trying to destroy the Germanic way of life. The only good fruit is the Aryan fruit.

Their beloved leader is Holger Äpfel, a famous fruit grower who grew discontent after eating an unnaturally grown, and artificially developed apple.

External Tubes

 * Heil Äpfel!
 * Lies about Apfelfront from Wikipedia