Vegemite

Vegemite is one of the best-known creations of Satan. It combines vegetables with mites to create a "food spread" that looks vaguely like human vomit. It is extremely popular in Australia, an upside-down giant island where everybody is drunk. Despite the well-noted similarities between John Howard, who is the Prime Minister of Australia, and President of the United States of America George W. Bush, President Bush differs from Prime Minister Howard on the issue of Vegemite. While John Howard enjoys Vegemite sandwiches, George W. Bush believes - rightfully - that it is absolutely revolting and should be destroyed.

Vegemite is not to be confused, except in terms of inedibility, with marmite.