Flamingo





The Flamingo is a large pink bird that is considered one of the gayest animals in existence and the gayest bird still alive. Flamingos live in hot, wet environments, like the bathhouses in San Francisco. The flamingo assumed the role of "gayest bird" after the Dodo became extinct by committing the social suicide of choosing to live the homosexual lifestyle. Many conservationists fear the same future is in store for the flamingo due to the rising tide of homosinsuality among the flamingo population. While the gay flamingo population has been growing along to the rhythmic latin beats of Gloria Estefan's music, they, like their "human" counterparts, want not only to live together in their sin, but to indoctrinate a new generation into their decadent life choice.

It is assumed that once The Gays have tired of their Box Turtle and Man on dog sexual games, they will find receptive partners among the flamingo community.