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Screengrab of Dr. Colbert mock-typing as he asks his guest, author and lawyer John Grisham if he was ever felt tempted to sneak legal jargon into his latest book, "Playing for Pizza", like a horse that wants to go back to the stable

Examples:
 * "I object to that play, quarterback, your honor!"
 * "Ladies and gentlemen of the huddle!", "The Colbert Report", September 25, 2007.