Acamedian

Acamedians (people)
 * etymology: portmanteau of academy + media

Acamedians are members of the acamedia. These liberal, factinista, communist elitists like to sit around on their asses all day long up in some ivory tower and criticize the way Real Americans do things. They call this "research".

Favorite activities of acamedians include:


 * Not supporting Our Troops
 * Not supporting The Greatest President Ever
 * Complaining
 * Writing books no one wants to read
 * Voicing worthless opinions on liberal talk shows
 * Getting a bunch of friends together for a bukkake party around a new book or article (aka "peer review")
 * Quoting bullshit passages from dead people you never heard of
 * Giving each other prizes
 * Having indiscriminate, drunken sex at "academic" conferences
 * Applying for grants to get free money from The Government to use for (pick one)
 * A) Stem Cell Research
 * B) Gay Performance Art
 * C) Depressing studies about what's wrong with the American people/ Government/ Free Market
 * D) Making a Documentary Film or PBS series on Stem Cell Research, Gay Performance Art, or What's Wrong with the American People / Government / Free Market.