Phil Gramm

One of the wise unelected men of the Republican Party, Dr. Phil Gramm controls the economic cauldron with his magical free market hand!

Gramm's expertise has been harnessed to provide guidance for The Greatest President Ever's Miraculous Third Term! Americans may not know too much about it since the liberal media are doing everything in their power to hide this fact, but one day, Americans will celebrate Gramm's superior mind just as the people of Chile have.

What a glorious day that will be!