Asia

Asia is the biggest and most crowded continent on Earth. If you flattened the Moon into a pancake with a giant cosmic rolling pin, all of the Asians would probably eat it because most of them are starving, but more importantly, if it was dropped on Asia, it would crush all of the Asians and destroy things, unless Mount Everest (which is in Asia) stabbed it to death first.

Among the countries that are in Asia are China, Mongolia, Japan, North Korea, South Korea, Vietnam, the Philippines, Indonesia, Malaysia, Brunei, Thailand, Sri Lanka, Laos, Myanmar, Nepal, Bhutan, Cambodia, Pakistan, Bangladesh, India, Afghanistan, the Maldives, Iran, Irap, Iraq, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Turkmenistan, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Oman, Qatar, the United Arab Emirates, Bahrain, Kuwait, Lebanon, Syria, Israel, and Jordan. Russia, Turkey, Ukraine, and East Timor cannot make up their minds. Reports that Georgia is in Asia are absolutely false; Georgia is in America and is nowhere else. That would just be stupid. Taiwan, otherwise known as the Republic of China, may or may not be an actual country.

Asia Trivia

 * Asia is big.
 * Asia smells bad.
 * There are a lot of people in Asia.