Man Points

An Overview
Man points are the single most important things on earth.

Rules and Guidelines
Man points are a very important. For example, in the future you might be asked when in an interview for a job, how many man points you have. This is a trick question, because only women keep track of man points. Women keep track of man points to see how far they will go with you on their first date.The number of man points that you have determines whether or not you will make it into heaven*.


 * God does not keep track of man points he justs automatically knows how many you have because he is God.

Basic Ways to Lose Man Points
Crying

Saying something is "cute" (I lost man points for typing that)

Keeping track of Man Points

Referring to a book other that the Bible

Subtracting Man Points in other than facotrs of 5. (i.e. -452)

Being "whipped"

Having a girlfriend/fiance/wife who isn't there for the sole purposes of sex, raising children, or staying in the kitchen

Making a sandwich for yourself

Ways to earn Man Points
Keeping a woman in her place (i.e. kitchen, bedroom)

Manipulating people into doing work for you

Being manly and exhibiting your manliness in any way, shape, or form

Having more than one girlfriend/wife/fiance

Fatal Blows
The following things not only result in a massive loss of man points, but also make you elligable for kill yourself points as well.

Being French

Being Gay

Liking the movie "Mamma Mia"

Watching or reading any of the Twilight Books or Movies (even if getting some while watching the film.

Admitting your wrong, A real Man is never wrong no matter what (i.e. George W. Bush Richard Nixon).

Being a Fence Rider (not taking a side in any issue, NEUTRALITY).

Special Cases
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