Ornithology

ornithology (sci.)

1. ornithology is the study of birds.
 * a. as a branch of the zoological sciences, it is dangerously close to Darwinism.

2. ornithologists who study penguins helped convince Americans in the reasonableness of Intelligent Design theory.
 * a. perhaps ornithologists not all bound for hell like most scientists.

3. ornithologists were also responsible for naming the eagle Stephen Jr. after Stephen Colbert.
 * a. ornithologists are smart, sexy, wonderful people, beloved by God, The President, and all true Americans.