Terrorist



Terrorists hate freedom and are enemies of democracy. Their sole purpose in life is to destroy America and Israel, possibly using nuculer weapons such as the Taepodong-2 missile. They enjoy killing innocent people, blowing up public places, and eating babies. All terrorists in the world are Muslims. They are all from the Middle East, and most likely all virgins... cuz hey, why else would they be so pissed off all the time?

Best Place to Fight Them
We're fighting them over there so we don't have to fight them here.

Over there, so we won't have to fight them here.

Better yet, we should fight them in the past, where they might fight us--before they would have reason to fight us--here, in the present.

Terrorist's Tools
The terrorists use anything they can get their sweaty hands on to hurt America and The Baby Jesus.
 * 1) Bombs
 * 2) Car bombs
 * 3) IED's
 * 4) Michael Moore
 * 5) Segway scooters
 * 6) Ali Coli, a sleeper cell specializing in bioterrorism
 * 7) Bears
 * 8) Olbermann
 * 9) Women
 * 10) The forgiving nature of the American People
 * 11) C-Span
 * 12) The Koran
 * 13) Recently surfaced black-market Iranian weapons in circulation for at least 8 years
 * 14) Audio messages recorded using cutting edge Windows sound recorder technology
 * 15) Word of mouth
 * 16) The Teacher's Union
 * 17) Volunteer Labor
 * 18) Forked Tongues
 * 19) Multi Pronged Attacks (Many Headed Snakes)
 * 20) Islamic Cultural References
 * 21) Monies and Facilities provided by Saudi Arabian Sympathizers
 * 22) Black Market Prescription Drugs

Known Terrorist Supporters


 * 1) Democrats
 * 2) Liberals
 * 3) France
 * 4) Sadam Husein
 * 5) Illegal Imigrants
 * 6) Nazis
 * 7) Bears

Types of Terrorists

 * Islamic Fasco-Terrorist
 * North Korean Terrorist
 * French Terrorist
 * Liberal Terrorist
 * Canadian Terrorist
 * Mexican Terrorist
 * Space Terrorist
 * Terror Terrorist
 * V (the only cool terrorist)