Colbert Nation/BOMB Squad



BOMB Squad, or the Brotherhood Of Men with Beards, was formed to spread the joy of beard growing, beard maintinence, beard styles, Allahs blessings coming from the beard, beard trivia, and ho's legs. Most BOMB squad members are age 18-30, and enjoy such non-beard related things as good music, video games, naked bitches, tokin up, drinking, and all types of ill shit. Although all the members are both master martial artist and weapons specialist they rarely engage in combat, as their beards cause the opposition to flee in terror and shame for their lack of beard.

Current Members
List under construction

Eaglebear (CEO, founder, Field Marshal)) Derrick (VP, Aide de camp, General) Ghost of JP54 (International intelligence officer, Lowrider technical officer) Gynvan (Domestic intelligence officer) Dpayne (Pain bringer / ninja) Half of Socal (Political officer, Airforce commander) Kristy (Honorary member due to her unkempt and excessivly hairy snooch)

BOMB Squad Motto
"We have a word for men without beards, we call them "boys"

BOMB Squad Allies
ZZ Top Grizzly Adams Uncle Jesse Che Guevara Zues Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

BOMB Squad Enemies
Gillette Schick Nair Schwag Circus Midgets

current Mission
Getting Dexter Sinister to push out a man-pelt