The DaColbert Code

The DaColbert Code is one that was taken BY Dan Brown, author of the DaVinci Code, when it was realized that all the world's answers could be found within various writings by Stephen Colbert and portraits of Colbert himself, ironically brushed by Colbert himself (which is not ironic at all). Being due to the fact that no one EVER, has found anything encompassing within DaVinci pictures, not even the fact that any of them in this day in age could be considered good, even in the starving artist section, it is FACT that Dan Brown owes Stephen Colbert over 1 Billion Dollars for Copyright infringement, being due to the fact that Stephen Colbert sends all his writings, sealed, through US Mail, which many in the copyright and patent world call, "the poor man's copyright". Ironically again (this time for real) Stephen Colbert hasn't been poor since he invented Colbert toothpaste at the age of 4, and sold it to Colgate, fearing they would be run out of the business due to name recognition.