Don Johnson



Don Johnson is the greatest human to ever drive on the streets of Miami and San Francisco.

Background
Contrary to popular belief this man was not gay even though he lived in San Francisco. He actually brought justice to the small amount of actual hetrosexuals thoughout the once great city. A man known for his most excellent pastel colors and fabulous hair. Drives with the skill of a mongoose in Southeast Asia when fighting a small Woolen Mammoth. His cars are only surpassed by his vigerous looks of glory.

Realtions With Chuck Norris
For years a talk of a fight between another crime stopping force to be reckoned with, Chuck Norris, has been rumored. For fear of nuclear war from the clashing of their fists of justice, This fight has been postponed forever.