Bobby

Bobby is Stephen Colbert's stage manager. He has no last name. He is generally incompetent and does not like apple pie, which has caused public speculation as to whether or not Bobby is actually a terrorist. As of yet, Bobby has not blown up The Colbert Report or assassinated anyone (that anybody knows of, anyway), but he's screwed up at just about everything else. What an asshole.

Right now, Bobby is on a commando mission along with Ric Ocasek to free Stephen Jr. from his cage with only one large hole in it.

PETA Trivia

 * Bobby is a Unitarian, which means he has chosen not to decide and has therefore made a choice...or has he!?
 * The reason why Bobby is always wearing a headset is because he's trying to look like Jesus.
 * Bobby is blind in both eyes and is known to suffer from narcolepsy, which causes him to fall asleep when he's trying (and failing) to do other things.
 * Bobby covers his eyes during "Better Know a District" because he can't handle it.