The Rapture

When all good fundamentalist Christians are taken up bodily into heaven, and all the heathens on are left to suffer the effects of nuclear fallout, demons, and hell on earth. Even though it sounds scary you should look forward to it unless you are Budist, Hindu, Moslem, Catholic, Eastern Orthodox, Presbyterian, Episcopal, Quaker, Amish, Methodist, Atheist, Agnostic, Jewish, well pretty much everyone except Southern Baptist.