Music

Music, as the democrats say, is art in another form of expression. Stephen Colbert knows that that is a load of $#!@. All Republicans know that music has been a method of control for centuries. From Elvis, to The Fray, music has been controlling the public mind since day one. Everyone listenes to music, therefore everyone has come under its control, including the musicians themselves. This leads to a vicious cycle of control that can only be stopped by one man: Stephen Colbert.

Stephen must work with the others he can "unplug" from pop culture's temptations. He does this by giving them a choice of two pills. The green pill lets them forget that they ever met him, but the red, white, and blue pill lets them wake up to the real world and join him as he crusades against the democrat hold on what humanity thinks is reality.