North Korea

North Korea is South Korea's Canada Mexico, communist and all. North Korea is perhaps even more sinister than Canada with their nucular weapons, an earthquake machine, and even panda bears (don't be fooled by their vegetarianism). North Korea's evil leader is Kim Jong Il, who is not Kim Jong II.

North Korea is a card-carrying member of The Axis of Evil.

Going Nucular
There has been much concern in the "world community" about North Korea having nucular capabilities. These concerns are obviously folly. Kim Jong Il is merely a minor nuisance, unlike the immediate threat that Saddam Hussein was. Any intelligent person can discern this simply by looking at the name of the missile they have been testing. The Taepodong-2 missile is actually denoting the size of their arsenal, which is 2. Only two tiny missiles compared to the hundreds of WMD's that were possessed by Saddam Hussein. If North Korea was a real threat, the noble and flawless George W. Bush would have valiantly ordered the U.S.A. to intervene and liberate another country in the name of democracy.

Famous Residents

 * Kim Jong-il
 * North Korean Terrorist
 * Al Franken
 * Rain

North Korea Trivia

 * A special version of The Daily Show called The Daily Show: North Korean Edition runs there, but North Koreans simply aren't principled enough to understand the truthiness behind The Colbert Report. Therefore North Korea is deprived of not just food, capitalism, and the one true God, but also of Stephen Colbert, the only man alive with enough balls to make this country not be really bad.
 * North Korea is one of few remaining Communist countries. Al Franken is a strong proponent of the North Korean state.
 * The North Korean army learns how to kick ass every day.

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 * North Korea's "official" name is "Democratic People's Republic of Korea", but that doesn't fool anyone. Remember the Democratic Republic of the Congo in Africa, that continent that may or may not exist that no one really cares about either way? North Korea is actually an evil dictatorship that needs to be nuked by America.
 * The North Korean national anthem is sung entirely in North Korean, but translated into English, it's just a bunch of obscenities. There's even a verse about Kim Jong Il sodomizing Bill O'Reilly. Oh, how he wishes.
 * North Koreans enjoy throwing babies off of bridges. It is among their favourite past-times. What baseball is to America, throwing babies off of bridges is to North Korea.
 * North Korean Kim il-Sung's movement is called Juche, or "to be self sufficient". Thus the constant refusal of aid by North Korea to not only China but South Korea as well. This same self reliance causes the average North Korean to need to eat only one ounce of rice per month.
 * North Koreans eat a dish called Kimchi, which is supposedly very good. No one really knows because it's actually very disgusting.