Ares



Ares the Super Badass God of War and Firearms, lifetime member of the NRA, and Bush's "Secret" Secretary of Defense. It was his ingenious idea to invade Iraq and bathe in the blood of the innocent. According with History, America modeled the modern American soldier after him! (After all he founded the US Army and constructed the Pentagon to be his summer home!) Thank you God of Destruction and Destroyer of America's enemies!