BAMF

Definition
BAMF (n) a person who is not to be fucked with; a Bad Ass Mutha Fucka. The term was first coined (more or less) in a little known Shakespearian play entitled, "Serpents on Yonder Trireme"1. Royal Advisor, Lord Erik Norris states (loosely translated), "I am sick and tired of these motherfuckin' serpents on this motherfuckin trireme!" to which his servant replies (again, loosely translated), "Wow, you really are a bad ass mutha fucka."

Famous BAMFs
Examples of subsequent BAMFs include, but are not limited to:
 * Goldilocks
 * Samuel L. Jackson
 * Samoa Joe
 * Eric Cartman
 * Stephen Colbert
 * Robert Novak
 * Karl Rove
 * David Oreck
 * Celebrity Spokespeople
 * "The Greatest President"
 * NBA Players Under 5'8"
 * Americans
 * Bill O'Reilly
 * Geraldo Rivera
 * Gomez Addams
 * Russ Lieber (Dangerous, If Spotted, RUN!)
 * Werewolves
 * Chinese Imports
 * People Wearing Red Shirts (Unless Suspected Of Being A Commie!)
 * The Silver Fox
 * Puerto Ricans (Pseudo Americans)
 * People Who've Eaten 5 Pound Hamburgers.
 * Jack Bauer
 * Ted Nugent
 * That old guy with all those guns