Beppo

Beppo is God's pet chimp. All chimps are intelligently designed in his image.

When members of the cult of science decreed that chimps were actually more evolved than humans. They claimed that when chimps and humans branched off into separate species from their common ancestor, we stopped "evolving" while the chimps continued to evolve. Of course, as demanded by their dogma, the scientists attempted to cover up the stronger alternative of intelligent design. God designed humans in His own image while chimps were designed in Beppo's image.

Beppo in the Bible

 * In Exodus, Beppo caused an Egyptian plague by knocking over a jar of locusts on God's throne and letting the swarm over Egypt.