Emmy Award

The Golden Idol of Hollywood. The Emmy Award is something the commies of Hollywood Babylon give each other for no particular reason. "The Academy of Television Arts and Sciences" holds their Awards Ceremony (Whore Mass) once a year, and clutter our airwaves with their un-American spectacle.

Background
The "Emmy" Award is a golden idol that was once housed in Babylon and we all know how that turned out. The commies brought their whore to Hollywood in 1949. It was bad enough we couldn't finish celebrating our victory in World War II, but now we had to watch these un-Christian heretics parade their godless paganism on TV every year since.

The "Award"
The Emmy was named after "Epheminata" the SheMale Whore of Babylon. The statue is an exact replica of her statue that graced the Grande Whorehouse of Babylon in 450 B.C..

The "Ceremony"
Each year the "Academy" holds an awards ceremony to flaunt their anit-Americanness for all the world to see. The "Academy" nominates 5 performers in several different categories and presents the "winner" of each category one statuette. Usually the least deserving is given the "award" as a show of un-Americanness.

The 2006 Voting Scandal


Stephen Colbert was nominated in 12 categories and did not win one "award." Instead, Barry Manilow and some monkey named Jon Stewart were awarded Emmys.

Within hours of hearing about this travesty of Justice, the True, Freedom-Loving American residents of the Former 50th Congressional District of California surrounded Hollywood. Congresswoman Katherine Harris rode her horse over from Florida and led the fight for a recount of the "Academy's" ballots.

When The Honorable Congresswoman Harris certified the Emmy Recount, Stephen Colbert was awarded his rightful 28 awards.

Congratulations, Stephen and take that Godless Sodomites!

Stephen Allows That Manilow Be Awarded The Emmy
Despite the work of all the residents of California's former FIGHTIN' 50TH! and The Honorable Katherine Harris, Stephen Colbert will allow that Barry Manilow be awarded the Emmys previously engraved for Stephen.

However, Manilow, be forwarned: Stephen's "Passionately from the Heart, Songs of Love and Opinion" will win next year, and all those Emmy's will go home with Daddy.

The 2007 Emmy Awards
On July 19, 2007 at a secret ceremoney held in a Hollywood dungeon at 5 AM, The Colbert Report was nominated for four Emmys: Outstanding Variety, Music or Comedy Series; Outstanding Individual Performance in a Variety or Music Program; Outstanding Writing For a Variety, Music or Comedy Program; and Outstanding Directing For a Variety, Music or Comedy Program. The show was nominated in each of these categories last year, bringing its total number of nominations to eight.

The Emmys also created a new category: Greatest Host Ever, in which there was only one nominee, Stephen Colbert.