Daily Poll/Archive/July 2009

July 8, 2009
After being sworn in, Al Fucking Franken declares he has a mandate !

What will Franken do now that he is in control of America's Senate? force everyone to become socialist like he is demand that every American buy all his books change the national anthem to Stuart Smalley's favorite positive affirmation (which begins "I'm good enough") begin every session with Nancy Pelosi carried into the chambers on a divan by freshmen Republican Congressmen Other (post what you're afraid Franken will do to America at the "mandate" link above) If you selected "Other", please click here to add your selection.

July 7, 2009
Adviser for The Greatest President Ever, Karl Rove was deposed today by activist lawyers and other nosey librul types.

But, this is just the beginning! As everyone knows, Obama and all his secrit Muslins are determined to harass Mr. Rove until he voluntarily imprisons himself!

What topics did the House Judiciary Committee NOT ask Rove about? Michael Jackson Farrah Fawcett why Sarah Palin quit Mark Sanford's hike on "The Appalachian Trail" his involvement in the U.S. Attorney firings

July 3, 2009, Poll #2
America's favorite Christian Alaskan Governor and The Greatest Maveratrix Ever Queen Sarah Palin has chosen to abort end her term as governor one and a half years early. She has said she would not run again either.

Why did Palin abandon the governor's office? she's doing it to take the heat off her good friend Mark Sanford she's actually starting to believe her PR the state of Alaska is just too boring for her she wants to start on her new reality show as soon as possible Jesus told her to

July 3, 2009, Poll #1
Somehow the state Supreme Court of Minnesota was able to defy the will of the voters and in the most egregious example of judicial activism since the Dover School Board case installed Al Fucking Franken as their senator!

What can Regular Americans do to right this injustice? throw another teabagging party in protest demand that all the judges step down until they can produce their birth certificates demand that Franken step down until he can produce his birth certificate pass a law that prevents people who used to be on SNL from ever running for public office (that should stop that glasses-wearing lady too) pass a law that says every time he's in the news, the TV has to use that picture of him in the diaper as the file photo demand that Mars Candy Corp. add Oxy-Contin to their M'n'M recipe

July 2, 2009
Somehow a movie was made outside the Hollywood system! This movie is called "The Stoning of Soraya M.".

It is a movie that discusses the shameful practice of stoning.

America's Party supported the making of this film, but the libruls refused to.

Does this mean that the GOP support Iranians more than the democrats? Yes Yes, obviously Yes, but only the right ones How dare you even ask!

July 1, 2009
During last night's episode Dr. Colbert asked it, now it's time for America to  decide: Jimmy Carter... worst president? worstest president ever?