The Google

Google was the brainchild of Al Gore, and the reason he invented the internets. It's become common knowledge that Google steals a piece of your mind evey time you do a search. Thats how they consistently have such great results. Some people fear google as an omnipotent being and want it to be killed.

In fall 2006, Google purchased Youtube, a groundbreaking internets video sharing site.

The service will now be called, it's been said, "GooTube". Google also made a less publicized deal to purchase the worlds largest fruit punch manufacturer, which will now be called "Goo Punch". In an instantaneous showing of synergy, they released an ad for the beverage on GooTube, which can be seen [here]