Screamheart

Gerald "Screamheart" Sanders (more commonly known as the Bizarro Twin of Bernie Sanders from the alternate dimension of Belerus) is a would-be free-marketalist who would sell anything but his American patriotism to bring himself up in the world.

His endeavors in self-interest are marked as an attempt to attain a position as the President of a Video Game, CEO of the Company of that Video Game, and then President of Video Games, and finally President of the World. While this act in itself would bring a prideful tear to Adam Smith it is all swept aside by the single fact that this sadist sicko MAKES FRIGGEN BEARS. (dun, dun, dun)

On the path to self-glorification and American Patriotism, Sanders has obviously forgotten himself and what it means to be a True American by committing an act of treason against everyone with vision by endorsing, sculpting, and empowering FRIGGEN BEARS!