Teacher

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A teacher is a woman who reads books to a room full of pre-soldier age children.

Who Can Become A Teacher?
Only girls can become teachers. Men have other important things to do. Plus looking after children is ladies' work.

Men were not designed to handle children. This is why SAHDs are an abomination.

As are male teachers.

What Education Does A Teacher Need?
A teachers only has to be ahead of her students. So, what education does a teacher need? None, really.

Where Do Teachers Work?
A school is a building made by liberals to house their knock-offs while they have abortions or smoke crack.

Sometimes both.

At the same time.

How Much Money Does A Teacher Make?
Factonistas are always saying teachers should get paid more because they are something something with the future of something something. Come on, teachers get paid what the market will bear and not one damn cent more! If a teacher wants to make more money, get another job.

What Is The Average Work Day Like For A Teacher?
When not having sex with their pupils, teachers spend most of the day sitting behind desks and reading. Somtimes the reading is out loud, other times, it is to herself.