Daily Poll/Archive/May 2009

May 8, 2009
All-American golf analyst David Feherty recently described how he would deal with terrorists should he meet with any in an elevator.

Obviously, Feherty's solution is the only practical one.

What would a liberal do in the same situation? shoot Pelosi twice, then have gay sex with Reid and bin Laden no one would get shot because while having gay sex with Reid and bin Laden someone would have to do everyone's hair give state secrets to bin Laden while watching Pelosi and Reid have gay sex declare bin Laden an endangered species, give Pelosi and Reid bailouts, gay marry the elevator, then have gay sex with it surrender

May 6, 2009
When Arlen Specter left America's Party for Satan's Party, he did so with the understanding that he could keep all his committee seniorities.

However, today's news proves again that Harry Reid is not a man of his word. Now, Specter is being forced to "toe the line" and await judgment come 2010.

What do Democrats want Specter to do to earn back his Seniority and committee chairmanships? they want him to change his middle name to "Hussein" they want him to vote for all their socialist programs they want him to be "Better Known" on The Colbert Report they want him to stop paying his taxes and buy a high-priced Manhattan call-girl they want him to tongue kiss Al Franken live on C-SPAN

May 5, 2009
President Hussein Obama announced his new plan to hinder America's standing in the global economy. Currently, only business leaders are protesting this affront. How can Regular Americans help fight the latest push toward Socialism? throw another Tea Party throw more Bibles at the gays seal the border with Mexico Regular Americans should join Joe The Plumber and stop paying their taxes! pray louder

May 4, 2009
On Saturday, Jeb Bush, Eric Cantor and Mitt Romney held a pizza party to restart the GOP. (See National Council for a New America)

Now that it's Monday, how do you rate the new GOP? Great political party Greatest political party That's-a spicy meatball-a! I can't believe we'll eat the whole thing

May 1, 2009
Yesterday the Hobbit of the Supreme Court announced his retirement. That means President Hussein Obama will get to pick his replacement! Who should Hussein Obama pick to be on America's Supremest Court? Ann Coulter Alan Keyes Harriet Miers Jeb Bush Sarah Palin

Follow Up
Who WILL Hussein Obama pick to be on America's Supremest Court? his wife a bear a gay bear Chelsea Clinton Al Sharpton or that crazy black preacher of his, Reverend Wright