Hermit Crabs

Hermit Crabs are America's animal defense on the shore. They fight illegal immigrants attempting to enter the country with their claws. At night, it is said, they chirp the Star Spangled Banner. A certain Hermit Crab named 'Colbert' is very passionate about his country and overtook his aquarium one night. His owner woke up to find this





It is said that the reason bears cannot exist on the beach, is not because of the heat, but because of the Hermit Crab's passionate hatred of the beast. It only takes twelve hermit crabs to overpower a full grown grizzly bear. If a hermit crab comes between a mother bear and her cub, she will leave it behind.