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=Former CIA Director George Tenet Writes Tell-All Book=

"I would like to take my oath on the Koran."--MC Esteban™ 05:31, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

"What is 'It's a Slam Dunk' Alex?" --Careax 04:47, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

=Alberto Gonzales Protested At His Harvard Law Reunion=

McCain auctions off GITMO detainees at GOP fundraiser. --Alethic Logic 23:54, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Ever Vetoes Democrats Timeline Bill=
 * Great, he's facing the wrong way. AGAIN. - The Lake Effect 04:12, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

"Ok, this one's got to be the toilet... DAMN IT!" --Careax 04:43, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

"VeTO, veTO, it's off to work I go..." --Alethic Logic 20:02, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Ever Meets Winners of Technology Competition=


 * Could this robot be powered on drugs, like in Robocop 2? - The Lake Effect 01:58, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Napoleon Dynamite isn't the only one with "friggin' sweet dance moves". --Careax 06:22, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

=China Celebrates May Day=

Female Chinese cyclist takes steroid abuse to a new level. --Careax 06:24, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

=Switzerland's Tour de Romandie Bicycle Race=

Without Armstrong, Its just not the same...

=A Six-Legged Calf Is Born In Nebraska=

All this means is 50% more mutton!

=Queen Elizabeth II Visits Jamestown with Dick Cheney=
 * Really? His friend? In the face? - The Lake Effect 23:14, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Fox presents their latest reality TV spectacular: Celebrity River Dance! --Careax 07:06, 8 May 2007 (UTC)


 * Look out Brangelina, there's a new celebrity power couple in town: Dickliz Windsey - The Lake Effect 13:00, 8 May 2007 (UTC) (edit added--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 16:13, 9 May 2007 (UTC))

=A Monkey Eats a Popsicle=

Feeding the people of IraqTourskin 04:50, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

The CIA did initial tests of the new Iraqi "air conditioning units" on monkeys. --Careax 07:04, 8 May 2007 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Ever with His Mountain Bike=

"Does anyone have some training wheels?" --Careax 02:25, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

=Green-eyed Cat Looks Through Cage=

=A Family of Giant Sea Turtles=

"This isn't quite what I had in mind when you said you wanted to get stoned". --Careax 02:24, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

=Kentucky Derby Winners=

What's in the cup? Why, bourbon and fried chicken of course! - The Lake Effect 20:54, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

=The French Elect A New President, Photo #1=

If you had a Renault, you'd burn it too. - The Lake Effect 20:53, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
 * LOL! Classic! --Careax 05:52, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

=The French Elect A New President, Photo #2=

Los Angeles, where they treat you like a King. --Randroid

French police line up to surrender to rioters. Or maybe for some free quiche. --Toadaron 22:38, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

=Students Make Prom Outifts From Duct Tape=

They're all smiles now. But there'll be tears and raw skin when they get to make-out hill and try stripping those outfits off! --Careax 05:51, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

=Queen Elizabeth's 2007 Visit to the U.S., Photo #1=

"Heh, when ah squint ma eyes you kinda look like momma!" --Careax 05:49, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

Queen keeps President Bush on his toes with squirting flower hat gag. --Alethic Logic 15:52, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

=Queen Elizabeth's 2007 Visit to the U.S., Photo #2=

"Mmmm... when you squint and say stupid things, you reminds me of my Philip." --Careax 14:33, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

=Another Wildfire in Los Angeles=

=Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad=


 * Mahmoud attempts to deflect an eye poke from fellow Axis of Evil stooge Kim Jong-Il. - The Lake Effect 13:52, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

Hands up if you love stoning women. --Careax 14:29, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

=Nude Photo Shoot=

A Chorus Line, starring the entire population of Abu Ghraib. --Careax 14:30, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

Artist conception of new bronze bike rack for California state capital building. --Alethic Logic 15:55, 9 May 2007 (UTC)