Liberal Elitist

An elitist is what every American should strive to be. Any learned skill, overheard gossip or fact worthy of blackmail can be your path to a shining existence of elitism.

Liberal Elitists are those who view themselves as better than real Americans because they base their convictions on facts and reality rather than Truthiness and homegrown, old-fashioned American values.

Liberal Elitists are typically employed by liberal-left media outlets such as The New York Times, Washington Post, or CNN. Liberal elitists are never employed by moderate centrist media networks such as Fox News.

The hidden agenda of Liberal Elitists include denying citizens the right to self protection, pampering Islamo-fascist terrorists, making big government bigger, smoking pot, breeding owls, and killing babies.

Most Liberal Elitists are educated at left-wing anti-American hate schools like Stanford, UC Berkeley, and the many other Liberal Elitist training camps located in the most liberal "state" in the country, California.

Prominent Liberal Elitists include John Kerry, Anna Politkovskaya, Judith Miller and Michael Moore.