Jocelyn Testes-Harder



Jocelyn Testes-Harder is the toast of Richmond, Virginia!

A recently singled lady, Jocelyn responded to her worthless husband's abandonment of her and her children with aplomb.

She is one classy broad!

Jocelyn blogs about everything in her head and all the exciting things that happen during her outings in and around her home town. Most people who meet her are oblivious to her celebrity status in the tubes and treat her like a nobody. Then Jocelyn talks in great detail about how superior she is to these assholes.

Subjects Jocelyn Has Blogged About

 * her dog Muffin
 * pets in general
 * homeless people
 * people who grope in public

Getting With Jocelyn
Since becoming available, Jocelyn has had to hire someone to field all the requests for her time. To ease the clogging of her internets tube, she posted a list of what she looks for in a suitable mate.

The list cannot be posted here, however, as any unauthorized reproduction of Ms. Testes-Harder's "List of Needs and Wants From A Potential Mate™" without the expressed written consent of Ms. Testes-Harder is prohibited.

External Tubes

 * Jocelyn's Corner