Write A Caption/Archive/151

=Ice Storm Cuts Power For Over 1 Million= Originally the number of people without power varied from 300,000-600,000, but ended up being over 1 million.




 * It's so pretty! If only I wasn't freezing to death in the dark in my living room.... Atenea del Sol 00:37, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

=Steam Generator Awaits Transport=


 * Steam Generator! New from Mitsubishi's "Things That Look Like Nukes" department.  Only $99,999.99!  That's right, folks!  For just $99,999.99 you too can have your very own nuclear-looking device.  They attract the UN like flies! Atenea del Sol 18:03, 29 January 2009 (UTC)

=The French Stage One-Day, Nation-wide Strike=


 * I am sheep. Here me baaah. We are from France. --DorkVader 17:28, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

=President Hussein-Obama Signs Fair Pay Act= "HELP!!!! THAT NEGRO'S STEALING MY PEN!!!!" --dan.carriero@yahoo.com 00:41, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

=Illinois Governor Blagojevich Impeached=


 * "Now, I'm sure we all realize that my name sounds like someone throwing up. Next question please!" --DorkVader 17:29, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

=Illinois' Lieutenant Governor Is Promoted= In the center holding the Bible is his son, Pat Quinn IV.


 * Pat the 4th: "Hey how YOU doin'?"--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 10:38, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

=President Hussein Obama Meets With Military Personnel=
 * "Help!! I am being mug!!" --Mutopis 19:10, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

=Salmonella Discovered In Peanut Products=
 * Yet more proof of Jimmy Carter's pact with the bears. Atenea del Sol 07:08, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

=Monument Erected In Iraq To Honor Journalist=

=Geologists Observe Steam Escaping From Volcano In Alaska=

=The Greatest Maveratrix Ever Attends Function In Washington=

=Pittsburgh Steelers Defeat Arizona Cardinals 27-23 In Super Bowl XLIII=


 * So you're the one who caused my bank to collapse? You're going down, buddy! Atenea del Sol 17:19, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

=Fancy Dress Chicken= ''This rooster is about to be sacrificed for the "good" of Bulgarian boys. It's tradition.''




 * "I was told this was going to be a fancy party... so what are we having for dinner?" --Mutopis 19:10, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

=Hillary Clinton Takes The Oath Of Secretary Of State=


 * Biden: What the hell is BILL doing here? --DorkVader 17:32, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
 * Chelsea: "Hey big boy, you think my dad is a horn-dog ..."--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:18, 7 February 2009 (UTC)