Educated

An educated American is one who understands the truth by feeling with the gut; he loves the Baby Jesus; knows for a fact that the Earth was created by God 6000 years ago; knows that The Bible was originally written in American; can find his country on a world map most of the time; knows a terrorist when he sees one; knows that the Jews control the media; believes in the Flag and what it stands for; knows that scientists are just commie agents set to discredit Intelligent Design; gets his news and views from The Colbert Report.