Christine O'Donnell



Christine O'Donnell is a wholesome nice girl who wont have sex until she is elected as the Tea Bagging Senator of Delaware.

The Wisdom Of Christine

 * Quotes for mining


 * Christine is not possessed

Her Anti-Masturbation Agenda



 * promises to watch those perverts 24-7
 * Endorses Hitachi brand Magic Wand!

Our only solution against this abominable act of adultery in the eyes of God is to marry our hand to make the sexual union between man and hand to be a valid one.

Tea Bagging Agenda

 * Jubs: She will bring new jubs to her State, starting with herself!
 * Education for Real Americans only
 * No More Sex
 * No More Bailouts
 * Restore Christian Morality to America Joos, you are on your own "Anne Frank is on the third floor in a room behind the bookcase."
 * Destroy the Libural Media
 * Cut funds for a cure to AIDS Gay Fads
 * Destroy the RINOs
 * Evolution Schmevolution
 * Bring Back Creationism to the classroom
 * Eliminate Laziness
 * to finally put Bill Clinton behind bars
 * Stop the mutated mice army
 * Arrest the sun for sexual molestation
 * Outlaw Magic. Harry Potter, you are on Notice!
 * No More Czar

Haters

 * Has-been hippie gay-loving traitor
 * Her lesbo sister she is dead to her...
 * Teh Gey traitor
 * FiveThirtyEight
 * Pro-masturbators

Official Tubes



 * Bio
 * All you wanted to know about Christine but you were too libural to ask
 * Christine to change her name to The Younger Sarah Palin

External Tubes

 * Tea Party wins!
 * Tea Baggers declare Delaware to be theirs!
 * Even Democrats support O'Donnell!
 * Liburals terrified! Welcomes Tea Baggers Overlords
 * Republican Goddess Talks about Teh Sexxxor
 * Christine O'Donnell no need no stinking bribe money
 * FINE, SHE DONT NEED YOUR STINKING MONEY, SHE CAN WIN ON HER OWN!
 * THANK YOU JESUS, WE CAN NOW STOP EATING RAMEN NOODLES!
 * Mike Castle now a fugitive
 * American Hater disses Tea Bagging Goddess!
 * O'Donnell sells pies to pay campaign bills
 * Christine O'Donnell good for the economy. The Free Market haz voted
 * Christine O'Donnell thanks her greatest supporter, King Pyrrhus
 * Hippie traitor still on the run
 * O'Donnell's victory brings party unity
 * Liburals already surrendering Delaware!
 * Sarah Palin declares major victory on Delaware
 * Christine O'Donnell receives a check for $1,000,000 from God! Will spend it wisely
 * Emergency News: Witch puts a Curse on Christine!!!
 * Christine 101
 * Satanic Community demands apology from Real Worshiper Christine O' Donnell
 * Christine O'Donnell's New Protegee!
 * Help! Christine being attacked by Tea Haters!
 * Christine finds a new job
 * Christine supports Papa Bear all the way
 * Colbert finds solution to the witch problem