User talk:I've got an elephant's trunk

RE: Your son
Well, I find it totally abhorrent that you should allow such leanings to go unreprimanded. In my day, such inclinations would be beaten out at birth. I must implore you to reconsider your punishment. Yours flabbergastedly, Art Nouveau Cheesegrater 15:08, 7 August 2006 (PDT)