The A-Team

A group of escaped convicts whose main focus is to stand up to big business in favor of the un-incorporated underdogs. These people are underdogs because they've never accomplished anything in their lives. They certainly haven't been gainfully employing Americans, or contributing to the United State's GDP. This is why the A-Team must be captured, and put directly in Gitmo, we can't let these guys go free, they're an enemy of Big Business, they hate good jobs and low taxes. I say lock 'em up and throw away the clever disguises. Although, Mr T. would make a good Black Friend for Stephen Colbert. Stephen wouldn't put ground up sleeping pills in his milk.

Stephen Recommends Pardon for A-Team
Stephen Colbert recommended that TV President Jed Bartlett pardon the A-Team before he leaves office. There has been no indication that Jed pardoned them. But, there is no indication that he didn't pardon them either. So, let's just assume Bartlett did what Stephen asked him to.

Congratulations A-Team on your Presidential Pardon.