The Half Hour News Hour

"This Just In" is an all-American television show to glorify The Baby Jesus and everything He stands for.

Possible Hosts

 * Stephen Colbert
 * Tony Snow or his assistant
 * Armstrong Williams
 * John Cho
 * Kal Penn
 * Carlos Mencia
 * Dane Cook

More Information To Come
Please stay tuned, America will finally be able to break free of the shackles of the liberal media.