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Summary
Screengrab showing a graphical representation of Dr. Colbert's First Scenario in the inaugural edition of Stephen Colbert's Doom Bunker, "The Colbert Report," March 4, 2009.

In the First Scenario, the following conditions will/may occur:
 * the year is 2012
 * the Dow is trading below 1000
 * unemployment is at 40%
 * there is an armed insurrection in El Kañsas