Yahoo

Yahoo, guessed by our top scientist at Dean Rusk Middle to have been invented by Jesus in biblical times, but not realesed until Stephen Colbert came of age. Only then did Jesus give it to man. Now a web search that doesnt fund hippies in their moms basements can allow Stephen to create his masterpiece Wikiality, and download bootleg Lithuanian pornogrophy{you have no clue where Lithuania even is do you}.