Pelosi-Bot

By Dan Carriero

Biography
Pelosi-bot is man-thing (who by the way is a total left wing nutjob) who became a mechanical psycho hose-beast, using her godless technology to spread his/her Liberal values, and kill The Rampaging Colbert.

(based on true events)

Origin Story
Nancy Hussein Pelosi was Speaker of the United States House of Representatives, contracted by NAMBLA to create a new type of Robot called a "Solar Panel" which is probably used for weird liberal sex orgies. She accepted, and began construction. Eventually, The greatest president ever found out, and hired Stephen Colbert to intervene before that Sunday, which was apparently when the liberals were going to use it to kill The Baby Jesus. Colbert transformed himself into his alter-ego, The Rampaging Colbert and went after the liberals.

That Sunday, the weapon is to be tested on the church of the baby jesus, when The Rampaging Colbert intervenes. Overcome with rage, The Rampaging Colbert charges Pelosi. A gigantic Liberal Blast ensues, nearly killing Pelosi. The Rampaging Colbert escapes, and the liberals take Pelosi's body to a weird orgy den to perform surgery (I don't know why honestly. I would have just let her die). They decide to take advantage of the situation, and make her faster. Stronger. Liberal-er. Morphing her into Pelosi-bot. However, when she tries to fight The Rampaging Colbert, she is defeated. after being arrested, She busts out using her liber-gun. Now she is on the move, hoping to seek revenge on her archenemy......

The Rampaging Colbert

Abilities

 * 1. Liber-Rays
 * Pelosi-bot has artificial eyes, that are specially designed to shoot out liber-rays out of them. Just like McCain campaign ads, Liber-rays don't seem to affect the stupid lazy evil godless communist socialist weird wacko anti-American pro-abortion liberals, and only hurts conservatives.


 * 2. Liber-Gun
 * It's a giant gun that comes out of her naught place. Which is a totally gross thing that only a stupid lazy evil godless communist socialist weird wacko anti-American pro-abortion liberal would use.


 * 3. Super-strength
 * I think that that one is actually kind of self-explanatory.


 * 4. Super-speed
 * I think that that one is actually kind of self-explanatory as well.


 * 5. Super-weird liberal flying jets
 * I think that that one is actually kind of self-explanatory too.

Nemeses
The Rampaging Colbert

Captain America

The Greatest President Ever