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Nick Reed
Nick Reed was born a young lad in Scarborough, Ontario. The date of his triumphant welcome into the world was February 11th 1989.

Duh, Duh, Duh
Nick Reed is quite possibly the most astonishing human being the modern media has come to uncover. Here are some short facts about the wonderful man's triumphs.


 * Although modest, his penis can be used to chop down even the largest of oak trees
 * Every morning of his life, he wakes up and remembers how good it feels to smash an alarm clock
 * It is rumored that he was the one who set Aristotle's plans in motion
 * He is the Alpha, and the Omega
 * He needs only the support of 3 other men of equal strength and mental fortitude, to combine with and form what we know as God
 * Those men are Mark Vine, Pwner of N00bs, Rob Croft, The one true dude, and Victor Rogozovsky, The craziest Russian
 * He once ate a pregnant woman, his feces showed evidence of what we now believe to be the Buddha
 * His modesty knows no bounds
 * He is the only man capable of combining two electrons, to form the force of Nick

Mathematical Proof
Using the theorem of women, and Nick's defining traits, we can easily conclude that Nick is the most opposite of evil. In laymen's terms, that means that Nick is truly good, thereby making him the greatest human being alive.

Math fun
Because Nick is not a woman, we can begin with Taking the definition of what it takes to be a woman, you come away with this equation However, Time is Money And since Money is equal to the root of evil, squaring the root of evil, gives us evil, therefore Since the opposite of Evil is good, we can therefore clearly state that Nick is equal to good
 * Nick=-Woman
 * Nick=-(Time x Money)
 * Nick=-(Money^2)
 * Nick=-Evil
 * Nick=Good

Now, because there are few good people left, we can state that Nick Reed, Mark Vine, Rob Croft, and Victor Rogozovsky are all good, because they are what make up the Hand of God.

Sign off
Don't take the word of the internet, visit Nick Reed in your dreams by praying and believing.