Governor Alert: The Search For Mark Sanford

June 23, 2009 Alert

 * No one is more qualified to lavish him with praise


 * reports surfaced that he was hiking


 * Stephen knew a whole year ago
 * Sanford loves solitude


 * Iran has threatened to attack Charleston with weather


 * Stephen has hereby declared himself governor
 * he has filled the power vacuum


 * first act as governor
 * calls off the search for former governor Mark Sanford
 * next orders canines to walk upright


 * Jimmy informed Stephen that Sanford called his office and will return to work tomorrow


 * Stephen ruled for 40 seconds and wore the crown