Gay/Spectrum

Out of the Closet

 * Lance Bass
 * Kim Jong II
 * Bears
 * Mark Foley (Florida Democrat and NAMBLA member)
 * Ted Haggard
 * Mary Cheney
 * Doogie Howser
 * Andrew Sullivan
 * Most liberals

What's Gay

 * Slutty men
 * New Jersey judges
 * New York City's West Village
 * The People's Republic of San Francisco
 * West Hollywood, California
 * Every single bar on "Broadway", Long Beach, CA
 * Gay marriage
 * Feynglish
 * Orlando Bloom
 * Tyrone Hunnibi
 * The Earl of Butt

Ambiguously Gay

 * Ace
 * Gary
 * Jay Leno
 * Oprah
 * Carol Gay
 * Hitler
 * John Kerry
 * Malcolm VII
 * Sean Hannity
 * Alan Colmes

What's Not Gay

 * Slutty women
 * Caesar Honeybee