Eliteist

These too-goodnicks are at this very moment contemplating all the ways in which normal, working, everyday Americans are inelligable to have anything at all to do with them. Of course by them I mean we, and as long as we keep up this good work, those everyday Americans will never be allowed to put their grubby paws all over our expensive golf clubs, unless they are a caddy or something. This theme is central to my new film script Caddyshack 3. It's a comedy about rich eliteists whiteys, like you and I, getting even with those filthy non-denominational construction worker pinkos. Every war must have it's propaganda, If everyone in the nation buys 100 tickets, it'll be a blockbuster. We'll finally be able to displace "The Benchwarmers" for highest box office earnings.