Feynglish



Within the gay culture, certain words and phrases particular to the homosexual culture have been created so that those, part of the culture, can communicate with each other. While certain phrases and words may have been created by the gays, some of this language has filtered into the mainstream American Culture and since the Democrats now control Congress, gay marriage will imposed on all and "Feynglish" will become the national language and taught to America's school children.

Gay Words/Phrases

 * Twinkie/Twink: A firm and hairless young man (See: page or altar boys)
 * Butch/Bulldyke: A lesbian who has physical and/or masculine mannerisms (See: Rachel Maddow)
 * Top/Pitcher: The dominant personality in the sexual relationship (See: Ernie)
 * Bottom/Catcher: The submissive personality in the sexual relationship (See: Bert)
 * Brokebacking: Vigorous gay male sex, much like wrestling, but without the complete heterosexuality that comes with it
 * Mangina/Ruby Starfruit: Gay male term for the sin hole (See: Asshole)
 * Lanced: A celebrity who has been exposed for engaging in sinful homosexual acts (See: Lance Bass)
 * Outed: An average non-famous gay who has been exposed for engaging in sinful homosexual acts (See: Your uncle, the one the family doesn't talk to anymore)
 * Beard: A gay who is married to a non-gay so that the community will think the gay is normal (See: Katie Holmes)
 * Liberace Gay: Someone who is gay to the 10th power (See: Liberace)
 * Fag Hag: Straight person who enjoys spending time with the gays (See: Non-Gay Democrats)
 * This is considered a contradiction as there are no straight people who enjoys spending time with the gays


 * The Closet: Where the gays hide to keep their filthy secret (See: Tom Cruise)
 * Lipstick Lesbian: A hot lesbian woman, the only kind of gay that is acceptable: (See: All the chicks from the "L Word")
 * Tranny: A gay transformer: (See: Barney Frank)