User:Dread Cthulhu

As the name suggests, Dread Cthulhu is, in fact, Cthulhu - well, more accurately, Cthulhu got bored, and put out a bunch of chain-mail to all of his Great Old friends telling them that he was going to go take a nap, then proceeded to sit around playing old video games waiting for the internet to be invented. When that happened, Cthulhu had - for him - only a brief time to wait until the REAL fun could begin - Wikiality.

So, now, Cthulhu - or "Dread Cthulhu" as he calls himself to sound cooler - sits around in a big, probably mildewy house somewhere under the South Pacific - not telling you where, to avoid bills - and edits his own description on Wikiality for the amusement of himself and others.

What is less known is that Cthulhu likes Coco Puffs, and has run for president every time under the disguise of some really persistent old Independent named Ralph Nader.