Write A Caption/Archive/19

=The Arkle Challenge Trophy Steeple Chase=

Flying fish joins steeple chase. --Alethic Logic 14:38, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

=Senator and Presidential Candidate, Joe Biden=

"I mean, you got the first mainstream "African-African-American" who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy," Biden said. "But, his hands will never be as clean as mine, no matter how hard he scrubs." --OHeL 10:27, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

"See - they do melt in your mouth!" --Factbook 00:23, 18 March 2007 (UTC)


 * I surrender!! I won't run for president!Tourskin 03:01, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

=A Biathalon Participant=

GW to Joint Chiefs: "So when I need you to invade another country, I'll just flash this signal in the sky" --Alethic Logic 05:43, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Shhh... be vewwy, vewwy quiet... I'm looking for this wascawwy wabbit, who's been eating up my cwops, have you seen him? Factbook 23:18, 18 March 2007 (UTC)


 * Democrats tried to jeopardize top secret Iraq mission.Tourskin 01:00, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

=USPS Helps Celebrate 30th Anniversary of 'Star Wars'=

New StarWars character, USPO. --Alethic Logic 19:53, 15 March 2007 (UTC)


 * Aaaah!!!Tourskin 01:00, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

=Toronto Fashion Week=

Gay bears recieved their first public shaving today...Tourskin 22:59, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

Movie "300" responsible for rise in speedo popularity. --Alethic Logic 22:21, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

=Britain to Provide Asian Countries With Drought Assistance=

"I am very proud to be a part of the British empire!"Tourskin 03:00, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

=Lockheed Martin's X-35 Joint Strike Fighter=

America takes another decisive step forward in the War on Drugs. --Careax 02:52, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

"Oh darn! With these infrared glasses, everything looks orange!" Factbook 23:30, 18 March 2007 (UTC)


 * The war in Elfraqanistan continues,- its going just fine.Tourskin 01:01, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

=St. Patrick's Day Parade in NYC=

Bishop O'Callahan and his radioactive beard brings new scandal to the Catholic Church by attempting to purchase large quantities of flair from an undercover cop. --Careax 02:56, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

"Believe me baby, the carpet matches the drapes!" --Careax 02:57, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Pope Benedict XVI celebrates St. Patrick's day --Alethic Logic 22:17, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

=St. Patrick's Day Parade in Dublin, Ireland=


 * Four Irish men managed to make it to St. Patrick's day celebration in Ireland, in comparison to 2 million in New York...Tourskin 02:04, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

=$206 Million U.S. Dollars Seized in Raid=

Halliburton prepare to transfer a small shipment of their fire kindling over to the UAE. --Careax 08:27, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

"So, you see, the missing 12 billion is barely 60 times this amount." --Alethic Logic 22:19, 18 March 2007 (UTC)


 * ...and thats why arabs are such good bankers...Tourskin 02:03, 19 March 2007 (UTC)