Mullet

The following page is deliberately written in redneckese.

Dag nabbit, mullets rock! They's the hairstyle that never goes out-of-date! If you's a blue-collar God-fearin' redneck American family you need mullets to show yer classiness! Momma, poppa, and the little 'uns. Even the dog!

Git 'er done!
Mullets is made by buzzing the sides and leaving the back long. The front can be left short to show yer tuff. Or you can have bangs if you's a woman, a queerosexual or you's got a job interview.

Famous mullet wearers

 * Toby Keith
 * Hulk Hogan
 * Chuck Norris