The Tek Jansen Alpha Squad 7 Theme Song

The Tek Jansen Alpha Squad 7 Theme Song is a ancient, piratical sea shanty. Today, it is often sung at the top of their lungs by gangs of roving, drunken youths.

Lyrics
The Tek Jansen Alpha Squad 7 Theme Song
 * Tek Jansen


 * Alpha Squad 7


 * Facing the future of courage


 * Killing the aliens


 * Loving the aliens


 * Sometimes loving then killing the aliens


 * Tek Jansen


 * Wearer of starsuits


 * Surfing the comet of danger


 * Boiling his enemy Thermanchain


 * And those affiliaited with the Thermanchain Gang


 * ...Tek, tell me your space dreams


 * Put down your bioplasma disruptor pistol


 * And love me through the night...


 * Tek Jansen


 * Galaxy hero


 * Super-awesome spectacular ultra-spy


 * Scourge of the Pistol-Lords


 * Friend of the Jurabees


 * Neutral to the Sliids


 * Tek Jansen


 * ...and Porpy


 * His zany buddy


 * Getting in trouble


 * Acting all nutty


 * Guaranteed to give you a smile.


 * Porpy and his friend...


 * Tek Jansen


 * Hunter of quasars


 * His exciting exploits will sell millions of books


 * It is the future


 * You are our hero


 * ...I am Tek Jansen...


 * Tek Yeaaaaahhhh.