Alphonso Jackson

Secretary Alphonso Jackson is the head of the Department of Hip-Hop, aka H.U.D. and one of President Bush's old black friends. Bush doesn't really like to talk about Alfie anymore ever since they had a falling out over Condoleeza Rice. Secretary Jackson was one of the original Jackson Five, but then he was adopted by the GO and groomed for politics and put on the fast track to become a token GOP Black Politician. 

Duties
African-American Jackson has many responsibilities in the White House. They range from co-sponsoring the department Scratching and Mix Tapes to reading the White House's stance on Urban Development to the cameras. His current list of responsibilities are as follows:

Writing Dope Rhymes
A major duty Jackson (black) is given is writing dope rhymes for the President. He typically collaborates with Colbert favorite Jay-Z. This is not a problem for the black cabinet member because he, as most black people do, normally speaks in the hippity-hop and rhyme language. This is how Stephen, who does not see color, can tell that a new black friend is black. The Liberal Media is always demanding new hippity-hop songs be released. This also falls into the African-American lap of Secretary Jackson. Being the head of the department of Hip-Hop, he must approve of every Hip-Hop song to be released, making sure it meets stringent guidelines and benchmarks and that they aren't a threat to Housing and Urban Development. All National Security threats from hippity-hop are filtered through The Department of Homeland Security anti-terror division, subdivision "music', adjunct division "hip-hop", department "Scary Things in Hip-Hop Music Not Related to "Drugs", "Cop-Killin'", "Ho's", or "The Streets".

Dealing with Applicants
Most of the day Secretary Jackson reviews applications for government supported housing and listens to demo tapes.

Being Funny
One of the duties of Black Politician Jackson is always being wacky and funny for the President. President Bush loves Carlton from "That Fresh Prince Show" and adopted Jackson to fill that role in his life.

Position In Line of Succession


United States Presidential Line of Succession -9th in line

Fun Facts

 * kissable bald black head