Share The Wealth

Share The Wealth (economic theory)
 * 1) an economic theory created by The Right Honorable Maestro Doctor Professor Field Marshall The Reverend Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A., Esquire as a way to counter the communistasization of American healthcare introduced by Comrade Chairman Barack Hussein Obama

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The Share The Wealth system intelligently designed by Dr. Colbert proposes that if Americans are to pay for healthcare for the poor, they should be given equity in the impoverished and considered shareholders, with the rights to the assets in the form of organs, such as livers, hearts, etc.