University of Southern California

USC (University of Southern California)

This private university is the faint sign of patriotism in the otherwise pro-bear state of California. This campus of patriotic bear hating Americans is near Downtown Los Angeles and is the base for those known as the Trojans, who strive to destroy bears. Every year the the brave Trojans take on the UCLA Bruins in numerous athletic contests and this epic battle reaches its climax with the meeting of the two football teams, which the Trojans commemorate before hand by burning an effigy of the Bruins mascot in preparation for the battle with the UCLA Bear Lovers.