Old News

Old News (noun) is irrelevent information, usually brought up by the Left-Wing Media in an attempt to distract The Greatest President from his mission of spreading the light of Liberty and Democracy.

People who talk about Old News are trying to further the terrorist agenda.

Former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld rightly refused to answer any questions from The Liberal Media that mentioned Old News.

Examples of Old News
Hurricane Katrina US Military not greeted by Iraqis with rose petals No WMDs yet found in Iraq Abu Ghraib Waterboarding Walter Reed Vice President Cheney shoots friend in face with shotgun.