Founding Fathers

The Founding Fathers otherwise known as Richard Nixon, George Herbert Walker Bush, Abraham Lincoln, Jimmy Swaggert, Christopher Columbus and Jesus Christ founded America in 1492 BC.

They came from long ago and far away riding in a Deloreon provided by republican presidential nominee Emmett Brown. When they came to America it was overrun by evil dinasours who had terminated nearly all the Indians.

These huge creatures, who easily defeated the tribes of red men could not take down Team F.F. who within a few short days used their Super Extinction Skills and destroyed the evil beasts. After the dinasours were gone the few indians that were left came out of hiding and offered presents to the founding fathers. This was on the third Thursday in November a day now recognized as Thanksgiving.