Write A Caption/Archive/95

=Antarctic Ice Shelf Falls Into Ocean=
 * Great, now that's out of the way we have one less thing to worry about! --Careax 20:52, 31 March 2008 (UTC)
 * Poorly designed giant passenger ships quake with fear, while washed-up directors quiver with anticipation. --Careax 02:24, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

=Wildflowers Bloom In California Desert=

=Oliver Stone casts Josh Brolin as George W. Bush for his upcoming biopic, W=


 * Let's hope he doesn't try to lick Barbara's armpit.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 08:35, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
 * Someones going to have to do a loooooooot of coke to prep for this roll. --Grazon 16:40, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
 * And Dick Cheney will be played by Gary Busey. --Careax 20:51, 31 March 2008 (UTC)
 * In this scene we see John Howard in an unusually high licking position. --Careax 02:22, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

=Fresh Mozarella=


 * Yes, we have finally stumbled upon Hillary Clinton's nest! Now we can finally rid the world of this foul brood!*--Thedragonoverlord 13:22, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
 * Fresh Italian mozarella - now with extra dioxin AND forearm hair! --Careax 02:19, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

=Boy Finds 2 Million-year-old Fossilized Shark Tooth=


 * In an unrelated story, Ted Stevens announces he has lost a crown. --Careax 20:19, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

=Army General To Take Over U.S. CENTCOM=


 * I will not need any equipment. Just these ears they can keep track of everything.*--Thedragonoverlord 13:23, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

=North Korean Soldiers Marching On Parade=
 * You just know Kimmy choreographed this himself. --Grazon 16:55, 28 March 2008 (UTC)
 * Someone's been watching Pink Floyd videos! --Careax 20:49, 31 March 2008 (UTC)
 * Someone's been watching history videos again. (Nazi Goose step)--Thedragonoverlord 13:24, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

=Canada Begins Annual Seal Hunt Today=


 * Wanna kill baby seals eh? Just join the club! --Careax 20:21, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

=Detroit Participates In Earth Hour Conservation Effort=
 * And in the next minute half of Detroit was stolen. --Grazon 04:45, 30 March 2008 (UTC)
 * "Are you sure this will delete all the archived text messages on the City of Detroit's servers?" --Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick --OHeL 13:22, 30 March 2008 (UTC)
 * ROFL! Outstanding! Hats off to both of you. --Careax 20:22, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

=The Australian Prime Minister Gets To Meet The Greatest President Ever=


 * Yeah, we're friends. --72.9.153.233 04:57, 30 March 2008 (UTC)
 * "Hey Rudd: say hello to my little friend!" --Careax 20:23, 31 March 2008 (UTC)
 * Bush is going for the Napoleonic stance.--Thedragonoverlord 13:26, 1 April 2008 (UTC)