United Socialist States of America

"“Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.”"

- John Adams, letter to John Taylor, April 15, 1814



Similar to a World without Stephen, The United Socialist States of America (or USSA) is a nightmarish dystopian future in which the former United States of America has surrendered to Obamarxism, and turned into a communist nation ruled with an iron fist by Comrade Chairman Barack Hussein Obama. =The Rise of a Socialist State= ''Warning! The following section contains a series of both current and fictional future events that may be disturbing to some readers. Reader discretion is advised.''

A Warning Ignored
Before Comrade Barack Obama transformed our once noble country into a Socialist State, he had to make himself known without showing his true self. In these early days—when something could have been done about it—heroes such as Sean Hannity and Michelle Malkin saw through his visage and warned us this would happen to our nation if we elected him.

But even those heroes underestimated this seemingly "dark" horse candidate. Through the use of the internets, and his almost magical ability to actually listen to what people had to say, he easily entranced millions of supporters with Left Wing Madness causing them to give all of their life savings to his presidential campaign. The grip on his sheeple was so great that they would gladly and willingly attack and harass "Counterrevolutionaries" in the name of their leader.

Obama's hypnotism even stemmed to the Greatest President Ever and the ruling Republicans, to such an extent that in August of 2008 they implemented National Socialism by instructing the Federal Reserve to spend $800 Billion to buy up at least 50% (if not more) of all industry, banking, and manufacturing, effectively providing the infrastructure and ownership of the private sector required by Comrade Obama's incoming government.

2008 Presidential Election
This delirious fever of Obama support continued to build through election day of November 4th, 2008. Not even the excellent gunsmanship of Republican Vice Presidential Nominee Sarah Palin could slow the tide as she slew tens of thousands of Obama voters from her custom made helicopter. When the day was finished, the once thought impossible had happened, Brit Hume showed a human emotion (for the first time in years). Hume broke down and cried on the set of Fox and Friends over the death of America, once it had finally sunk in that Barack Hussein Obama would become President of the United States.

In response, patriotic Americans could sense the dark days approaching as they stockpiled caches of firearms in response to the approaching reign of the new President-Elect.

The last days of The Best President EVER!
With only a few days remaining in George W. Bush's Constitution-defending Presidency, and after all hope had left that The Decider would ___ and stay in office for a third term (or indefinitely), strange occurrences began to appear as if it were an omen. Bald Eagles started falling from the sky suffering from sudden Cardiomyopathy, the bear population tripled suddenly, and the the Liberty Bell finally cracked in half, splitting the bell in two. It appeared that America had hit an all-time low.

The Inauguration
However saddened Real Americans felt up to that point, the darkest day actually arrived on January 20th, 2009 when then President-Elect Obama was inaugurated the President of the United States of America. The day would have been otherwise memorable if not for the inauguration, because the weather that January day in Washington D.C. was very unusual. For this day only, Washington was overcome with a freak warm spell. Temperatures rose into the upper 70's, causing animals of all sorts to wake from their winter slumber and walk about the land with a sudden sense of purpose. Blue birds chirped gaily, rabbits frolicked in the flower-blossomed meadow, it appeared as if every object that seemed dead the day previous was now infused with color and vibrancy.

First year of Chairmanship
The first official act of President Obama was to officially re-title the head of Executive Branch as "Chairman" instead of "President". From there President Obama Chairman Obama instituted a series of pogroms designed to boost the Democrat-sunken economy through the building of Infrastructure. Including the maintenance and expansion of Railroads, canals, Internets tubes, and other backbreaking work. No reasonable people—with the exception of Mexicans—would volunteer or do this kind of work, so Chairman Obama used this as a justification for opening America's Borders and allowing in millions of "Undocumented Americans".

2010 and Beyond
In early 2010, Chairman Obama finally abandoned his search for the perfect hypoalergenic shelter doG. Instead the Obama's settled for a surprisingly hypoallergenic pet bear cub.

While the Obama's were choosing a faithful compainion, the only companion left to the American people was Obama Recession, which continued to ravage the world well into 2010. Thus allowing Comrade Chairman Obama to globalize world economies and creating a single currency (the Ruble), and creating a New World Order. The Bible has told us that under such a unified global economic and social system will lead to the rise of the anti-christ. This will obviously lead to the rapture and the End of the world, in which Jesus will return to take all the true believers to heaven.

Other changes under the Kommunisticheskaya Obama

 * Decreed that not only that gay people could get married, but also that only gay people could be married.
 * Appointed Ward Churchill and Keith Olbermann to the supreme court.
 * Pushed a directive through the The People's Congress imposing a 50% income tax for those earning more than 20,000 руб in one year.
 * Animal species' populations throughout the world will triple causing Dr. Stephen Colbert's hard work in restoring the Elephant population unnoticeable.
 * Chairman Obama outlawed guns in the USSA, leading to a dramatic decrease in gun related deaths, but also a 800,000% increase in Bow & Arrow related deaths.
 * With the help of the endless throngs of homosexual sculptors available in the USSA, the Lincoln Memorial will become the Che Guevara Memorial.
 * Aborted Fetuses will become an instant fashion accessory (along with assless chaps) among young men.
 * The Minimum Wage will be increased to 10.00 руб an hour, somehow making our former nation even more Red.
 * Members of the Boy Scouts and similar groups are disbanded and ordered to undergo "Sexual Preference Sensitivity" indoctrination.

Employment and Work
Unlike today when one is blessed with the choice of which profession he (as we all know, there are only 12 jobs in which women are qualified for) wants to be employed in, this is not the case in USSA. Since there is not private sector in the USSA's economy all employment is granted through the State.

The Employment Process
To gain employment in the USSA, one must visit their local People's Commissariat for Labor office in which they will have to first wait in line for at least 5 hours before he/she was allowed to take the 8-hour long Occupational Entrance exam upon which the results will determine which job they are assigned.

Positions Available
Based on one's skills, they will be assigned to work in one of the following positions: environmentalist, tax collector, grave digger, government bean counter, thought policeman thought police "person", gay activist, prostitute, indoctrinator, ....all other professions or services will be exported/provided by workers in China or India.

Religion
Under the subjugating leadership of the Muslim Obama, and the godless People's Congress, Christianity was officially denounced as the religion of the United States in the second year of his term. That unfortunately was just the beginning of religious change.

The End of a Christian Nation
Shortly after the abolishment of Christianity, the Supreme Court ruled that The Bible was considered "offensive to homosexuals" by criticizing their lifestyle, preaching anything out of it was considered "Hate Speech". Due to such opposition, members of The One True Faith increasingly must retreat out of public eye and worship in secret. Those who are caught are subject to more "Same-Sex Sensitivity Training".

Attack of the Pagans
At the same time that Christianity is being smothered in the former America, other religions are flourishing under the new religion seminars. Citizen comrades of the USSA can now be "enlightened" in the ways of Mohammed, Buddha, Colbear, Mace Windu, Xenu, and countless other hippie religions and be rewarded with a tax credit. Only Catholicism and Judaism are forbidden from being taught.

Education and Indoctrination System
Like everything else in the USSA, educating our children will be run exclusively through the State. No longer will Christian parents be able to save their children from the hells of Public Education through the use of Homeschooling or placing them in the oasis of Private Education.

K-12
From the onset of education, children will undergo "gender identity training" in which they will be shown the "benefits" of a homosexual lifestyle.

The Audacity of Hope will be included in every K-12 curriculum.

Indoctrination in subjects such as Wicca and Global Warming

Institutes of Higher Education
Those chosen by the State (often based on nothing more usefulness and loyalty to the State) to continue their instructions after high school are sent to a series of Institutes of Higher Education.

National Defense
Unlike previous administrations under control of the GOP (God's Own Party), Chairman Obama vastly underfunded the troops, while at the same time he perfected cut and run tactics.

Gaying It Up
Chairmain Obama overturned Don't Ask, Don't Tell which allowed the Military to actively recruit homosexuals. This of course led to the discovery that it wasn't necessary at all, although it did result in better color-coordination. This in turn saved the State of the USSA tens of millions of Rubles. The few existing members of the (formerly non-gay) military had to undergo yet another round of same-sex sensitivity training.

Formation of Obama's "Black Shirts"
Unchecked by a massively underfunded Military, Comrade Obama sealed his position of power with the formation of his "black shirts".

guarded the administration against any potential coups with an overpowering use of force.

These Black shirts were comprised mainly of...

End of the Rose Bowl presented by Citi™
Like Hitler, who published his plans to change Europe in his book Mein Kampf, Obama has also openly stated his plans to ruin another noble establishment, College football bowl games. Despite many ignoring the warning—believing that it couldn't be done (like Hitler), Obama destroyed the long standing tradition of College Football bowl games with a amateurish playoff system.

Language
Second only to a physical barrier nothing keeps illegals out of the country more than a language barrier. Despite the enormous efforts of the English-only speaking George W. Bush to make Americans speak "American", all progress was lost once Chairman Obama was inagurated.

Gender Relations
Relations between the two sexes remained important for those few who were not gay or not all the way gay.

Equal Wages
Another American tradition shattered under Obama's policy of Change, this being that women should make the same amount of money as men do. Equally shocking and repulsive it his rational for this policy. The Chairman stated that he believed that women can perform their jobs  just as well  as men (imagine that, LOL!). This charished payscale structure has served American companies well for generations, there must have been some reason for initially structuring it like they did. From there on, the challenge facing non-gays is how are they to encourage women to stay at home now that they are making just as much as the men?

Deterioration of Gender Roles
It was bad enough in the 1990's when women were suddenly allowed to wear pants, but now under Obama the division between what a men does, and what a women can do has blurred beyond comprehension. Among the changes are:


 * Men expected to do their fair share of breast feeding infants.
 * Toilet seats are no longer manufactured with a movable lid, requiring both sexes to sit while going to the bathroom.
 * Women allowed to learn how to read and write.
 * Favored sexual position among women is now the "Black Widow".

=Those heroes keeping the USSA from becoming reality= Although such dystopic realities once existed only in the heads of science fiction writers, many Real Americans now consider its chances just shy of inevitable.

America will not go down without a fight. Her moral majority are fighting harder than ever to ensure this will never happen.

Palin

resurrected zombie Joseph McCarthy

=External Tubes for Horror genre enthusiasts=
 * A Letter from 2012 in Obama's America A letter from an oppressed Christian in the year 2012 shortly before his execution.
 * www.osamalovesobama.com This non-racist internets tube clearly and logically explains Obama's ties to the Colbear.
 * http://stopobamunism.com/
 * http://swordattheready.wordpress.com/
 * A German Women Remembers A letter from a German women who observed Hitler's rise to power, now warning us about Obama!!!