Stephen Colbert Presents: Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7 - Tek Jansen the New Adventures

Stephen Colbert Presents: * Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure - Tek Jansen the New Adventures is an animated series created by Stephen Colbert in response to no publisher accepting his novel Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturn: A Tek Jansen Adventure. The first episode aired on the August 8, 2006 broadcast of The Colbert Report.

Episodes
Operation: Heart of The Phoenix - Dead or Alive: A Tek Jansen Adventure

Operation: Destiny's Underbelly: Entrapped!: A Tek Jansen Adventure

Operation: Aurora Strikes Midnight: Courage's Arrival: A Tek Jansen Adventure

The next exciting episode is just three parsecs away cadets!

Theme Song
On the November 8, 2006 edition of The Colbert Report, Stephen shared the stirring new theme song for the series.

Lyrics
Tek Jansen Alpha Squad 7 Facing the future of courage Killing the aliens Loving the aliens Sometimes loving, then killing the aliens Tek Jansen Wearer of starsuits Surfing the comet of danger Foiling his enemy Thurinchan Loose affiliated with the Thurinchan Gang "Tek tell me your space dreams Put down your biplasma disruptor pistol And love me through the night." Tek Jansen Alpha Squad 7 Galaxy hero Superawesomespectacular ultraspy Scourge of the Fistilorgs Friend of the Joribees Neutral to the Sliuths. Tek Jansen And Porpy His zany buddy Gettin' in trouble Actin' all nutty Guaranteed to give you a smile! Porpy! And his friend... Tek Jansen! Ultra His exciting exploits will sell millions of books! It is the future! You are a hero! "I am Tek Jansen." Tek! Yea-aah!