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Screengrab of Dr. Colbert explaining why white chocolate (and not the salmonella behind the Kraft recall) is a threat: God made chocolate brown. Put the brown back in, science. Stephen doesn't care if science can genetically engineer a pig that taste like a lemon poppy-seed muffin, keep your mitts off his cocoa, "The Colbert Report", October 4, 2007.