Write A Caption/Archive/61

=Giant Panda Stands Near Bamboo=


 * Never has a cage been soooo delicious! --Careax 04:12, 23 September 2007 (UTC)
 * thier walking!
 * "Look, my name is Dave and for the last time, I'm telling you, this is just a Panda suit."

=Canada's Dollar Reaches Parity With America's Dollar=
 * U.S. dollar continues downward descent. Greatest President Ever goes Loonie. --Careax 04:10, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

=California's Governor Stands Tough During Budget Talks=

After scrolling through the options in his internal circuitry, California's governor answers a reporter's question during a press conference...

"Fuck you, asshole" --Randroid 00:49, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

=Helicopters Used To Fight Fires=

=Guards Perform Nightly Border Closing Ceremony=
 * Ministry of Silly Walks announces new Silly Hats Task Force. --Careax 02:32, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

=Iran President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Speaks At Columbia University=
 * "OMG! So what's the deal with Britney? Me and my BFF Ayatollah Mohammad Taghi Mesbah Yazdi were like 'no way!' She sooo totally not hot!" --Careax 02:35, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

=UAW Go On Strike As Negotiations With GM Break Down=
 * "Hey! It always works in France!" --Careax 02:38, 25 September 2007 (UTC)
 * Using size requirements, GM locks out smaller employees.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 18:20, 2 October 2007 (UTC)