User:Mocker03

since the redneck page i was working on is currently locked i decided to post what i was going to say here instead



Culture
Rednecks are true Americans. They built America with their bare hands. They go to church daily (because Jesus loves America more than the rest of the world). They are also discriminated against by city slickers, liberals, grouchy history teachers, and Non-Americans (See: foreigners).

The Rednecks are also direct descendants of God ever since Jehovah Redneck came to their holy land Arkansas and gave birth to them himself since He's so great He doesn't need a woman to make children.

The Rednecks have also been greatly oppressed in this country. They are hated by the liberals, atheists, and all other America Haters.

How The Rednecks Have Suffered
Their oppressions are numerous but include:
 * Forced from their home land and forced to live on reservations. What else could those trailor parks be?
 * Unequal Education. Arkansas has the lowest literacy rate in America.
 * Forced Labor. You've all heard about Rednecks making moonshine, well that's not all they make. Their evil liberal and environmentalist overlords force them to produce beer and whine and champagne and other forms of alcohol that regular Americans enjoy for such cheap prices.  And do the rednecks benefit at all from this profit? Hell NO!!!, all the money is unfairly taken away from them and used to fund the Democrat Party.
 * Satanic Publicitly. America is being forced to listen to unfunny comedians like Jeff Foxworthy who only spew rubbish and hatred towards the red man and also claim to be rednecks but really aren't and are really only taking advantage of and misrepresenting these innocent people only for their own monetary gain.
 * Stereotypation. There's way too many stereotypes of rednecks going around about them being stupid and inbreeding, which are absolutely not true. Rednecks are really a proud and special race, chosen by God to be his chosen people.[[Image:CLIN_01P.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Dome of the Clinton]]
 * Destruction of Their Holy Temple. Long ago the Redneck king Floyd (Under the command of God) built a might and beautiful temple to serve as the center of religious activity for the redneck nation. All the rednecks loved and cherished their temple and would all gather together to worship God at this holy place, but later the Holy Temple was burned down by evil liberals and the red nation was devastated by the loss of their most holy relic.  Many rednecks want to rebuild their temple but they can't because the Dome Of The Clinton now stands where their holy temple once stood.  In order to rebuild they'd have to tear down the Dome, but doing so would create a massive war between them and the liberals.  In the mean time, rednecks instead go to the Razorback Football Stadium to conduct their holy worship, and it will remain this way until their Holy Temple is rebuilt or the Razorback Stadium is also destroyed by the God-Hating liberals. [[Image:60599163.jpg|left|thumb|200px|Redneck Women Are Just Plain Hot]]

False And Hateful Stereotypes Of The Red Man

 * Owns a four-wheel drive pickup.
 * Only drinks Busch or Bud Light.
 * Has more cars in his front yard that don't run than cars that do run.
 * Has a gun rack and/or Rebel Flag in the back of his truck.
 * Knows every word to "Folsom Prison Blues"
 * A mullet
 * Any bullshit that comes from Jeff Foxworthy’s mouth