British Petroleum



(BP, the oil company that has a flower for a logo!)

Overview
$$Drilling - Regulations = Profits!!$$ BP, also known as Big Polluter Biblical Proportion Beyond Petroleum, is a Real American Company British Company who is helping America's Cars to run on American Oil, none of that foreign arab oil or hippie flower power algae/corn. Real Americans need American Oil and BP is here to make sure that we get as much oil as we can until we drown on it

Products and Services


Oil flavored shrimp

Oil flavored crabs

Oil flavored fish

Oil flavored water

Oil flavored turtle soup

Oil flavored oysters

Oil flavored oil (with a 100% more oil!)

Oil flavored lemonade "Oilinade"!! (Fructose Corn Syrup Free!!!)

Oil

Oil

More Oil

Oil rig safety equipment more motherfuckin' oil!

Coming Soon "BP Cares" T-Shirts!!

War Crime Accusations
There are no War Crimes, those are libural lies! Everyone knows that was an unavoidable accident and accidents happens! Isnt that right, Rond?

Emergency Update
Great News!!! BP just saved the Planet! Where is their Medal of Freedom?

Good News!!
Thanks to the powers of the Free Market, BP wont have to worry regarding the clean up bill! The American people love Oil so much that this one is on them!

External Tubes

 * BP Cares Official Site
 * BP Uses Twitter to show They Care! Now "BP Cares" T-Shirt 50% Off!!
 * BP waiting for Obama to bow down to their demands