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Fat:
History

The art of Fatness/Flab was invented by Michael Jackson (-40000000 bc (When the universe was created,) to Current day). He wanted to invent a new way to touch people without having to work to hard. He got the idea from his cousin, Leo. *Leo, "The lion"*

After raping his cousin with great ease, Michael Jackson decided to influence people to get fat. He original had the idea that only about 12% of America would fall for the trick and fall to his crunches. He failed. About 79% of the unfortunate USA citizens got fat and raped by Michael Jackson. He didn't even break a sweat. Jackson still is escaping the "extremely helpful" [[police].

Flabby Charade

77% of America was affected by Michael Jackson's scheming plot. They've now gotten too fat to scratch their ass. The wonderful president George Bushhas done everything he can for this conflict...but unfortunatelly, his daughter's died to a deadly explosion in the lab. *Curse Jackson*. Even to this day, the poor, poor victims of the "Flabby Charade" are still in distress. Some have lost their fat...but unfortunatelly, many have given up hope. They have continued to eat like pigs because they believe that they will always be fat. But as always, Chuck Norris stepped in. 'CHUCK NORRIS WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM! In 1867, Chuck Norris invented the "CHUCK NORRIS WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM!" in attempt to cure som of the "Flabby Charade" victims. He cured about 3%...but after seeing some of the victim's horrors, Lord Norris decided to die again. *May God bless his soul in heaven*

The affect

The affect from this flabby mental illness is deadly. Just look what it did to these kids!!! poor, fat kids

Also, the flab has had some good affects. It's inspired some people to do "fatty porno"!!!!! Fat porno

Heck, it's even inspired some non humans 

It's also inspired some original fatties to come out of hiding! 

It's also toughened up oour gay-side!



And finally, it's encouraged people to increase their dose of Viagra! 

--21:06, 5 May 2008 (UTC)