Willis Plummer

Willis Plummer, what a fuck-head. He got alcohol poisoning, TWICE! The next night after number two, what does he do? goes out and drinks some more. What does he drink? Brunnetes shit! God, what an idiot. Well, one good thing we can say about him, is that he continues to enjoy The Colbert Report. He even records it on Tivo! But hius endless meaningless rants about nothing don't exactly help his figure. There are two Willisisms: "Willis, what the hell was that?" and "Shut the Fuck up Willis! You're not allowed to talk!" But we believe he has not always been like this. A Long time ago, Willis went up near the resevoir, took shrooms, and fried his ass off. It was at this point, the evil spirit, Karkarof entered his body. This has been known to wreck havoc upon many nations. Think Hitler. What an idiot. Well yes, he was infected with Karkarof. But since Willis was on shrooms at the time, his body was open, allowing the spirit to enter. But by the time he was done frying, Karkarof was trapped in his body. Now he unleashes fury in random rages. The brute of Karkarof's fury was disputed the first night Willis got alcohol poisoning. Now it is believed he is near 93% Karkarof, 6% Willis, and 1% mainstream.