Darwinism

A dangerous disease that affects the cerebral membrane, causing a God-fearing republican to change to an inhuman, baby-killing liberal (in medical terms). The most vulnerable to this disease are the children in the public school system. Early symptoms include: - asking questions about where babies come from - eating more than once a day - hairy knuckles - going to sleep before The Colbert Report

In the event of these symptoms, start homeschooling your children from the outside of a safe-bubble. Repeat into adulthood if necessary.