Russian



A Russian is a person from either Russia or Soviet Russia. "Russian" can be pronounced "russ-ee-in", "rush-an", or "soh-vee-et kah-mee bass-turds". All of them mean the same thing.

Male Russians can typically be found guzzling vodka, being impoverished, speaking with thick and incomprehendible accents, growing third arms as a result of nucular testing, and/or sharing all of their wealth (or lack thereof) with everybody else while having it all controlled by the Kremlin because the government has soldiers and tanks. Female Russians can typically be found either being amazingly hot or looking like men; either one will destroy your life like the commies they are.