Gospels

"The Gospels" are the name commonly given to four books that contain intimate details of the life of Jesus Christ.

The Gospels
According to the Gospel stories, Jesus was a standup comedian whose witty anecdotes were so hilarious that they had everyone praying for more.

After a sellout tour of the countryside, entertaining audiences from Texas to Florida with outrageous one-liners and inexplicable stunts, he returned to New York to star in his own Broadway comedy show called The Last Supper.

Tragically, the opening night was canned by the critics, prompting Jesus to drink so much wine that he was later arrested in the street for disorderly conduct and was nailed up for the night. So bad was his hangover that he couldnt move for days. He eventually got up and was last seen staggering off into the morning light.

Since the incident, Jesus has kept a low profile, but his loyal fans are still hoping for a comeback tour.

The Authors
This expose of Jesus' career was written by four musicians by the names of John, Paul, Luke, and Ringo, who had all toured with The Jesus And Mary Show.

Not much is known about them other than that Luke earned a theology degree from Pat Robertson's Regent University, and Ringo moonlighted as a gay escort for Pentecostal church pastors.

As well as being written by these men, the Gospels were also said to have been written by God. This may not make sense, but as any Christian would attest, a story doesn't need to make sense to be believable.

External Sources

 * Shattering the Sacred Myths