Rich People

Rich People are the kind of people every good American strives to become (or stay or inherit from or marry).

A Chart Showing The Difference Between Rich People & Communists
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 * Clothing
 * rich people's clothing fits, are color coordinated and are currently in style
 * poor people's clothing no longer fit the people who donated it, their colors are faded and say things like "Patriots 19-0"
 * poor people's clothing no longer fit the people who donated it, their colors are faded and say things like "Patriots 19-0"

Things Rich People Have That Those Other People Don't

 * accountants
 * lawyers on retainer
 * lobbyists
 * offshore bank accounts
 * bailouts
 * tax breaks