Georgia

Georgia is on Florida like white on rice.

Georgia's Views
Acording to the internets Georgians do not feel that they are part of The United States, but rather a country in their own right. They believe that Georgia is located in the former Soviet Union and not a democracy, but rather a republic, with it's capital in some shithole called Tblisi. The state also claims to be the "Peach State", but really, the truthiness of the matter is that, when it comes to peaches, South Carolina kicks Georgia's ass.

Discovery
Georgia was found by James Edward Oglethorpe, who was British and would have corrected anyone who used the word "founded."

Georgia was useful as a "buffer colony" between the Spanish in Florida and the Americans in South Carolina.

Several Revolutionary War battles were fought in Georgia, some by Georgians. The most famous of these was "The Battle of Bloody Marsh," which happened in a marsh that the British really didn't like, thus they called it "bloody," which is a bad word to them.

After the Revolution, Georgia began preparing to enjoy the Civil War, which would produce the Confederate Flag, poor race relations, and --ultimately-- NASCAR.

In the twentieth century, Georgia became known as the Empire State of the South, thanks to a very smooth marketing campaign conducted by a New York company. The state continues to attract those who oppose labor unions, don't understand figurative language, and consider Budweiser to be beer.

American Georgia Landmarks
There are five major landmarks in the state of Georgia.

The first is Stone Mountain, the world's largest exposed piece of granite.

The second is the Gold Dome. This is the state capitol building, the dome of which is covered in gold that was brought from the nation's first Gold Rush.

The third is Dahlonega, site of the nation's first gold rush.

The fourth is Bell Acres Resort, a nudist park located near Maysville, Georgia.

The fifth, and most revered, is a statue commemorating the heroic General Sherman in the middle of Atlanta. All true georgians love General Sherman.

Famous American Georgians
The most famous Georgian ever born, of course, was the Godfather of Soul, James Brown.

Other famous Georgians include:
 * Jimmy Carter - he may be a Democrat, but he's still cool in my book
 * Clarence Thomas - Stands behind our President
 * Officer Don Kennedy
 * Bill Tush
 * Monica Kaufman
 * Scott Slade

Georgia Culture
Most Georgians enjoy quiet time with friends, Sunday strolls through the park, and ultimate fighting.

Speaking of Georgian Ultimate Fighting, in recent years Georgia has begun a practice for selecting its first lady using this sport. When the governor was elected in 2000, he was allowed to abandon his wife and select as his wife the winner of an ultimate fighting match at the Clairmont Lounge in Atlanta.