User:Lizardking837

Maui the Cat (not the island!!!!) is a siamese cat. He is really cute and funny and everyone in the world should know about his greatness. Maui is an HUGE Colbert Report fan, but cannot figure out how to join the Colbert nation, seeing as he is a cat.

A Humble Beginning
Maui is a seal point siamese. On September 19, 2007, he turned six. He is a strong believer in Catholocism, and thinks that George Bush Jr., and Ronald Reagan are some of the best presidents ever!!!! He gets upset every time someone says that Stephen might not be a valid candidate for the presidential election in 2008.

Preaching Maui's Word
Being a very religious Catholic, Maui has tried to write several books preaching the good word of God. THis never worked out since Maui cannot type