Higher Education

Higher education is the collective term for Colleges and Universities, which are big schools for grown up children. There are many different varieties of higher education institutions, the majority of which are hotbeds of godless liberalism. Students are sent to be forcefed the slanderous liberal propaganda of books and facts. College has a known liberal bias.

Not all colleges and universities are pure evil, though. The Greatest President Ever attended a university, as did Our Glorious Stephen, and somehow they both managed to survive any corruption by book-learning or critical thought.

Book-learning
College-types are elitist factonistas who rely too much on books and not enough on their guts. Professors are constantly filling our children's heads with dangerous facts.

Things That Make The Baby Jesus Cry
Namely, sex, drugs, and Rock 'n' Roll.

Some of the Few Good Colleges and Universities

 * Patrick Henry College
 * Liberty University
 * Bob Jones University
 * Regent University
 * Eagle Forum University - love that name
 * Knox College - only because it awarded Stephen a doctorate

Factoids

 * Stephen went to Dartmouth College because of his affinity for mooses, which are known for trampling bears in the wild and taking their wallets.
 * 20% of all human deaths occur while thinking about college.