V



V is the coolest person ever and, is also Stephen's new Freedom Fighter friend. Commonly mistaken for a terrorist, he is also helping to fight the major pussification of the Great Britain. (Good luck...)

Needless to say, this makes Stephen happy...

My gut tells me that Stephen Colbert is actualy V under that Guy Fauwks mask. Guy... Colbert... Both French... Am I the only one drawing a connection?

Origins
Exact Origins Unknown.

Influences

 * daytime television
 * the French
 * The Colbert Report
 * Buddha

V was also taken captive in a top secret containment facility... GITMO. It was there that he was mercilessly experiment upon and, as some say, underwent his terrifying transformation from man to monster...

Future Plans
He hopes to someday host his own talkshow on a prominent network such as Fox, or perhaps Lifetime: "Television for Idiots."

Unfortunately, he died in a fiery train explosion that blew up Parliament, so his dreams have been temporarily delayed.

This makes Stephen sad...

Things V Hates

 * Tyrants
 * Freedom Haters
 * Pervs
 * Bears
 * the laws of physics
 * Words that don't start with the letter V (except for Stephen, which he pronounces "Vuh-Stephen"

Things V Likes

 * Freedom
 * Natalie Portman
 * Truthiness
 * Fireworks (what good American doesn't?)
 * classical music