Tory


 * Any member of the political party of the same name. Tories may be recognized by their narrow, dogmatic thinking, recitation of Thatcherite doctrine, a marked lack of humour or tolerance, and a strong propensity toward beating up liberals on the streets of London.

Under no circumstance should you attempt to change the mind of a Tory, nor feed them after midnight. If you see a Tory, refrain from panhandling, as they will no doubt kick you in the balls, and demand that you get a job.

Famous Tories


 * Margaret Thatcher
 * the Bush Family (secret Tory worshippers, they call themselves Republicans, although we know them to worship Thatcher idols in their homes)