Talk:Daily Poll

Suggest A New Poll Question

Due to the technical restrictions of the wiki polling format, you have to be extremely careful about the wording of your question and possible answers.
 * Any changes will negate previous votes. That is, you gotta stay the course.  Do not change once added.  You must always remember.

Please post them here first.

Wikiality.com will try to post them with the correct spelling and grammar, etc. Obviously no one is perfect, but with the way the poll works, we have to try.

Hint: check the almanac for hints on daily poll questions.

Best Gay Cure

 * Praying
 * Streisandectomy
 * Angelina Jolie Therapy--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 17:09, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
 * Bruce Willis Therapy--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:21, 19 June 2007 (UTC)
 * eat more red meat--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 01:07, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
 * Elisabeth Hasselbeck's saliva, best applied directly to mouth and other sensitive regions as necessary. - The Lake Effect 19:12, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Favorite Old Disneyland Rides
Disneyland opened to the public on July 18, 1955, it has recently revived the submarine ride. Which of the retired Disneyland rides was your favotire?
 * New Orleans Square
 * Uncle Walt's Frozen Mustache Ride
 * Monsanto Presents: Adventure Through Inner Space with Scale Model of the Nucleus You Can Watch Your Spit Sizzle On.

How Will You Be Spending Your 4th?
enjoying a picnic with friends & family, then fireworks backyard BBQ, then fireworks taking advantage of all the sales, then fireworks crying because Stephen will be in repeats for another week and a half

Obama's last name is
This could be used as a repeating poll on slow days or when Obama is big in the news:

Obama's last name is:
 * bin Laden
 * Hussein
 * Islamo
 * Clinton (he's actually Bill's illegitmate daughter with an Islamo intern)
 * He has a last name?

Just for reference sake: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama Last name is Clinton? --Pro-Lick 16:59, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

How Life On Earth Will End
Likely Ways Life on Earth Will End

Major Strike by an Asteroid or Comet Earth is Swallowed by a Man-Made Black Hole Global Warming Worldwide Pandemic Robots Take Over The World Gamma Ray Burst Nuclear Holocaust Overpopulation--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 01:15, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

News Corp's Possible Name Change
Now that Rupert Murdoch's News Corporation owns the Wall Street Journal, what should he rename the paper? Fox Street Journal The No Spin Journal--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 01:34, 7 July 2007 (UTC)


 * News Wall Corp.--Pro-Lick 00:28, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
 * Corporate Street Journal--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 00:36, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

Most Desirable Sperm
1,000 Chinese women were asked whose sperm they would prefer.

Dispersed among the obvious choices of Chinese actors was David Beckham and Brad Pitt.

The name at number 2 was Bill Gates. Stephen Colbert was not on the list anywhere.

What the hell is wrong with these women!?--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 00:51, 9 July 2007 (UTC)


 * Benefits of the free market economy - they can already buy formula 401.--Pro-Lick 22:15, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
 * Which is why they should love it, first time's free &all.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:32, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

Poll dead?
All the poll answers are blank. A wikia problem?--Pro-Lick 23:02, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
 * Haven't the slightest idea! But wikia has installed a new search feature, I wonder if the update negated the polls...--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:22, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
 * FYI I asked wikia (at the irc) to look into it, and I hid the polls so people won't vote and then when wikia gets the old ones restored, they lose their votes.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:38, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Today's poll will be/would have been:

Our troops battled and killed Iraqi police today because: Blackwater USA trained the Iraqis so well they can't be trusted. Al Qaeda infiltrated the Iraqi police department. They're working with their buddies from Iran. They all look like Pat Tillman.

Yesterday's probably would have been the supreme court question at the top of this page.--Pro-Lick 22:54, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
 * Sorry, Pro, I asked wiki again at irc and all they can tell me is that they are working on it and will inform us when it is fixed on this site (probably my talk page, since I alerted them to the problem).
 * You know, you might be able to post new ones, that don't effect the old ones. I'm gonna ask...--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:57, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
 * Apparently the guy who's working on it is in Poland, and he is sleeping right now (2 am or so)...I am inclined to post something, what do you feel?--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:25, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
 * If you do, keep the other ones hidden.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:26, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
 * My gut feels the same. I'll try as with old hidden. I posted in the wikia software problem forum too just in case having a problem and response wiki'd improves response benchmarks.--Pro-Lick 23:31, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
 * I forgot to say that I hid the poll again, due to the repair surge still being given a chance to repair the ongoing terrorist bug. Thank you for supporting our President.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 01:20, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
 * Well, apparently, there may be a "confusion" as to what "problem" needs to be "fixed". I hope it's not due to you asking and then me asking too, and then wikia getting confused as to what is wrong and what needs fixing.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 15:34, 16 July 2007 (UTC)


 * Here's the forum message I posted that includes the reply.
 * Poll results gone, appears on all Wikia polls--Pro-Lick 15:50, 16 July 2007 (UTC)


 * Here is the question I asked about starting new questions, no reply (at least not yet)--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 16:04, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

tags in poll text
just to let you know, the top poll had reset (all votes at 0), so i took the opportunity to remove the tags on the top line there. when i was working with the poll to try to get it to do something else, i found that these (and almost anything beyond the wiki bold or ital markup) caused it to add that [edit] text in the top left corner. not sure if this is a new thing/part of the brokenness or what, but thought you might like to know since using the wiki markup seems to avoid it.--thisniss 11:46, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
 * also, no matter how uggs that little [edit] is (and it's probably the kind of thing that only bothers me/those with OCD), you won't be able to remove the tags from any of the old polls without resetting them, because they are clearly being read in some weird way as part of the titles. that's probably obvious, but i wanted to make sure i said it before causing some accidental poll-reseting disaster. like i said, the only reason i changed the top one was because it had already been reset, so it wouldn't effect the outcome.--thisniss 11:53, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
 * I think it may be a Firefox or a browser cache thing. Anyway, it goes away and stays away in another browser without anything in the cache.  If it returns, we shall complain over in the wikia forums.--Pro-Lick 15:13, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
 * Browser thing, yes; cache thing, I don't think so (I work on several comps, clean caches). It's not a big deal, imo, just a little funny looking if you happen to be using the wrong browser. And it might disappear randomly at some point, who knows?


 * But I'm wondering if the questions have to have the tags? I am probably missing something really obvious here, but to me it looks like the wiki markup produces the same result (bold text) and the wiki version gets rid of the "edit" bug for all browsers. The "feature" pretty much sucks, has always sucked, and probably always will suck, so it's all work-arounds anyway until something less temperamental is developed. --thisniss 20:06, 17 July 2007 (UTC)


 * Thanks for having the thatchers to bring this up. There really should be no markup inside the s.  Everything in the first line is interpreted as the question no matter what, formatted the same no matter what, and most importantly, becomes the ID for the poll, even the  .  So all previous tagging has to remain.  New polls will just have the first line with no markup, followed by each option.  Within 7 days or so, the entire page will have no markup inside the s and the [edit]s will be gone.  This should not be viewed as a change in course.--Pro-Lick 03:27, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
 * Was this what caused the poll answers to be reset to zero?--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 21:19, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
 * Nah, that was a Wikia-wide problem with the script, which has since been remedied. The problem with the tags that I was noting here was about the fact that putting html in the title lines of the polls causes a funky display in some browsers (a little  [edit]  appears at the top left).  This is a bug in the itself and is remedied by either not using any formatting in the title line or only using simple wiki formatting ( bold and ital seemed to work okay in my tests).
 * Hope that clarifies things. If not, I will try to give a better explanation! :)  and I are frenemies. --thisniss 03:00, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
 * The change seemed to occur at the same time as the poll results disappearing and the wikia upgrade. Prior to that everything seemed fine.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 06:18, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Archive this page (talk)?
Any preferences as to whether we keep old suggestions and discussion? Technically, they're forever stored via history. Will that do for here?--Pro-Lick 03:33, 18 July 2007 (UTC)
 * I don't feel this talk page needs archiving.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 16:16, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

Proportional Response
The former head of China's Food Safety Ministry was sentenced to death. What would be appropriate punishments for American officials wrong-doing? (this can be for real or fictional offences)--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 16:19, 18 July 2007 (UTC)


 * China Toy Boss Kills Self After Recall--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 08:40, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

CNN YouTube Debate
So far, only 2 republican candidates have agreed to participate in a "YouTube-style" debate (like the democrats did) What will it take for all GOP presidential candidates to agree to do it?
 * CNN guarantees it will be interrupted by "breaking news" about terrorists
 * all questions are just Jeff Gannon asking about how democrats have no plan for anything and why that is
 * that it be on FOX instead of CNN and the only videotaped questions are from each other

That's all I got so far.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 03:15, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Alternative --WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 21:07, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
 * Mitt Romney says he will not participate in a CNN/YouTube-style debate because he felt answering a question from a snowman was demeaning to the Presidency. The real reason Romney won't participate is because he's afraid he might have to answer a question from a...
 * 1) dog
 * 2) one of his former wives
 * 3) one of the few women he refused to marry

Debate Is Back On!
Apparently, the debate will be held Nov 28, but Mitt Romney has still not committed to it.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 08:32, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

France's New President's New Laws


Nikolas Sarkozy, France's Tony Blair, has begun to implement an America-friendly agenda, including such changes as a longer work week.

What other changes is Sarkozy promoting that the French will soon be protesting?


 * automatic perfuming stations at every subway stop
 * death sentence for mimes
 * ???--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 17:24, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

France's President Yelled At Photographers in French!
(Picture at Write A Caption!)

French President Nicolas Sarkozy boarded the boat of AP photographers during his vacation in New Hampshire. Witnesses say Mr. Sarkozy yelled something in French to the photographers. What did he say?--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 20:16, 6 August 2007 (UTC)


 * Toute votre base sont appartiennent à nous! - The Lake Effect 22:47, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

Posible Poll Q or Game
Mexico's Death Saint Gets Makeover--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 08:37, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

A group, "Traditional Mex-USA Church", linked by The One True Church to black magic, Satanism and cults is trying to improve their their by giving their "death saint" a makeover.

What do you suggest the new Santa Muerte should look like? --WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 16:45, 15 August 2007 (UTC)

Karl Rove Announces His "Retirement"
Why? --WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 16:48, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
 * he wants to spend more time with his family
 * he's on the D.C. Madam's phone list
 * he is afraid of Patrick Leahy
 * he will be working to get the GOP Presidential nominee elected in 2008
 * See the article from the first person to post: GlennBecksATool (Talk:Karl Rove)


 * Probably use "why" as another poll. The WSJ highlights how republicans are likely to spin it.  More reasons:


 * He misses Scott McClellan.
 * New Mexico republicans suspected he was actually CIA Director Gen. Michael Hayden.
 * His political strategy backfired and he's the one responsible for Bush's low approval ratings.--Pro-Lick 00:20, 14 August 2007 (UTC)

Some more options: --Careax 00:54, 14 August 2007 (UTC)
 * He wants to spend more time on his hippity-hop career.
 * His blood-sucking addiction was freaking out the First Lady
 * Dick Cheney wouldn't let him sleep in his man-size safe.

Romney discloses personal fortune
 

As part of his Presidential campaign, Mitt Romney has submitted his personal financial disclosure report to the Federal Election Commission and the U.S. Office of Government Ethics. Surprise surprise, he's worth a tidy $250 million.

Many of his investments have been made public via the disclosure. They include: Goldman Sachs, Russian energy giant Gazprom, and various Scandinavian financial companies. But some of the investments remain hidden due to the fund managers refusing to provide it. But exclusive information provided to Wikiality.com reveals his largest hidden investment is:

--Careax 01:19, 14 August 2007 (UTC)
 * Halliburton's new "Death Rays R Us" spin-off company
 * A secret moon base on which his sons can serve America by promoting their father's Presidential bid to hot, naked Moon chicks.
 * buy a formerly legitimate news source and force it to do his bidding.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 06:20, 14 August 2007 (UTC)

Honoring Karl Rove For All Eternity
Now that America has lost the services of Karl Rove (technically) what would be the best way to honor him? --WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 06:20, 14 August 2007 (UTC)
 * Change the name of one of America's states in his honor
 * Change the name of a Middle Eastern country in his honor
 * Put his face on Mount Rushmore
 * change all the things that were named after Reagan to "Rove"
 * name a constellation after him
 * add in a brief message of gratitude for his service during your next land line phone call

British Schoolchildren Sent To School In Kevlar
Schools in England are encouraging students to wear uniforms lined with kevlar to protect the children from a recent rash of stabbings.

What types of protective clothing should American school children be wearing?
 * chastity-belt thongs
 * bullet-proof backpacks
 * science-proof ear plugs
 * FOX™ brand Rove-colored glasses--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 04:03, 15 August 2007 (UTC)

Blacklisted
The US is preparing to designate Iran's Revolutionary Guardsmen as a foreign terrorist unit to lay political pressure upon the Iranian government. Who else should make the cut?

This probably wouldn't be a good one seeing how we've collectively outed 50% of the content on this site as known terrorist cells.
 * The عربي"IVAW"
 * Forum Mujahideen
 * Hometown American Citizens

--GlennBecksATool 14:21, 15 August 2007 (UTC)

Alt Q
The US is preparing to designate Iran's Revolutionary Guardsmen as a foreign terrorist unit to lay political pressure upon the Iranian government.

What did they do to earn the designation "terrorist"? --WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 16:37, 15 August 2007 (UTC)
 * they have beards
 * they belong to Forum Mujahideen
 * They're in that general area
 * Because they're on the list; only terrorists are on the Terrorist List.

Back To School
The new school year will be starting soon. What are you looking most forward to? --WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 16:39, 15 August 2007 (UTC)
 * the moment of silence, which isn't technically prayer
 * reading the bible in science class
 * burning the latest textbook that contains references to evolution
 * meeting all the fresh, young teachers...

Tony Snow May Resign
If Tony Snow resigns, who will replace him?  --WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:22, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
 * Stephen
 * Dana Perino
 * Gordon Johndroe
 * Nancy Grace

The iPhone Bill
A blogger posted a video of herself opening her iPhone bill (brought to you by AT&T) showing the full 300 pages.

Why is iPhone's bill so large?

--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 00:25, 17 August 2007 (UTC)
 * it show every charge, including the cost of bugging
 * it's not iPhone's fault, it's AT&T's fault
 * the woman is clearly lying and working for Al Gore


 * Apple outsourced the bill generation logic to Microsoft coders.
 * --Careax 05:33, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

Scientists May Be Able To Create Life in 3-10 Years
Scientists say they will be able to create life from scratch in about 3 to 10 years (temporary link)

What kind of life form should they work on first? --WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 03:49, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
 * anything that won't go gay


 * An grand army of Stephen Colbert clones
 * Tek Jansen!
 * --Careax 05:32, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

Candidates and their favorite Eras
Filthy East Coast Ivy League Liberals are saying America's candidate Mitt Romney is channeling the 1950's (as if it's a bad thing). Which candidate do you think best depicts their own eras?--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 04:08, 20 August 2007 (UTC)


 * Duncan Hunter--Reagan's defense contractor 80's
 * Rudy Giuliani--New York City between 8:30am and Noon, September 11, 2001
 * Tom Tancredo--the 12th century
 * Dennis Kucinich--corner of Haight and Ashbury, San Francisco, 1968
 * John McCain--anytime, anywhere, just ask


 * Hillary Clinton -- 16th century Elizabethan England when women were men and men were pussies
 * Barack Obama -- Woodstock '99, filled with good intentions but not the genuine article
 * --Careax 05:30, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

Petraeus To Testify On September 11th
General David Petraeus is scheduled to testify before congress regarding his findings and the report he will put his name on but not necessarily write.

How did he land such a great date? --[User:WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer|WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer]] 04:18, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
 * luck
 * everyone is guaranteed to be in Washington on that date for photo ops
 * oddly enough, the report won't be finished until that very morning
 * the scheduler used the Guiliani calender (and everyone knows it only has one date)

FREAKIN POLL BROKE DOWN August 20, 2007


I hid the poll again, it was acting up again. Splarka put a call out for the cavalry. Don't know when it'll come back up...--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 05:21, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
 * I created a page for testing and verifying the poll, its called Poll sandbox.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:02, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

Obama's Wife Calls Out Hillary
Barack Hussein Obama's wife, Oprah (Fergie?) Obama, called out Hillary today when she said "If you can’t run your own house, you certainly can’t run the White House"

Naturally, the Hussein Obamas denied the truthiness drudge posted and claimed they weren't. Okay, America, who were they talking about? --WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 00:17, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
 * Newt Gingrich
 * Dennis Kucinich
 * Jenna Bush
 * Nancy Pelosi