War on Norrisism

People, it's time to decide, Norris or Colbert. A line has been drawn in the sand. Are you a True American Hero, with the balls to join the March of Truthiness, or are you a coward, siding with some lame Texas Ranger? If you've chosen Norris, go play in traffic, or over here with your french buddies. If you're sticking with Colbert, wikiality.com welcomes you to the Colbert Nation!