Cancer

Cancer is a disease that affects all people born between June 22 and July 22nd. It is the mutation of cells and causes massive cloning of cells. This is what causes different traits to be more obvious in cancerians. For example, one afflicted with heart cancer would have a large heart and one afflicted with brain cancer is supremely intelligent.

Contrary to the popular belief created bye Republican Propaganda, testicular cancer is a blessing in disguise.