The Contents of Karl Rove's Basement Freezer

The Contents of Karl Rove's Basement Freezer was a closely guarded secret which erupted into a scandal on June 11, 2007 when Stephen Colbert accidentally metioned it during the airing of The Colbert Report.

Contents

 * Frozen puppy blood
 * Frozen tears of 1000 virgins
 * Frozen torsos of political opponents
 * Frozen rack of lamb
 * Jello™ Puddin' Pops®