Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior. Christ died for our sins on a cross and now all we have to do is confess our sins and believe in Him and we get to go to Heaven. Pretty sweet deal, right? For some reason Liberals can't seem to get it together to save their immortal souls. Ah well, more room for the rest of us at the all-you-can-eat shrimp buffet in Heaven.

What you should believe
You should believe in one God, the Father, the Almighty. Maker of heaven and earth, of all that is seen and unseen.

You should believe in one Lord, Jesus Christ, the only Son of God, eternally begotten of the Father, God from God, Light from Light, true God from true God, begotten, not made, one in Being with the Father. Through Him all things were made. For us men and for our salvation he came down from heaven: by the power of the Holy Spirit he was born of the Virgin Mary, and became man. For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate; he suffered, died, and was buried. On the third day he rose again in fulfillment of the Scriptures he ascended into heaven and is seated at the right hand of the Father. He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead, And his kingdom will have no end

You should believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the Giver of Life, Who proceeds from the Father (and the Son) With the Father and the Son he is worshipped and glorified He has spoken through the Prophets.

You should believe in one holy catholic and apostolic Church You should acknowledge one baptism for the forgiveness of sins. You should look forward to the resurrection of the dead, and the life of the world to come.

''And you should believe that you were predestined to believe this. It's in Romans, and I know you'll read it. It's your destiny.''