Keanu Reeves

Keanu Reeves is one of America's Greatest Actors. He rescued innocent Americans from a terrorist controlled bus, and that is a very American thing to do. He also traveled through time and became one of America's founding fathers, which is another great American thing to do. He would have taken Stephen Colbert back in time to be a founding father with him, but Stephen had an appointment with God and making God wait is NOT American. Keanu is the chosen one, and saved America from crazy terrorist computers made by Canada. He is referred to as Jesus number 2, if only Jesus ever had an identical twin brother.