Kurt Korneski

Kurt Korneski (1961-present) is a Post-Doctoral History fellow at Memorial University of Newfoundland. He was bron inthe bakc of the beyond and started life as a child. Originally raised in the dim and inbred Polish town of Korne he made his way to Canada in the net of a Russian fishing trawler. Known for his theories on the Korneskism (the disproved theory that all Polish people are hot)Korneski has gained fame as a promoter of "passion parties". He currently resides in St. John's, Newfoundland and Labrador.