Write A Caption/Archive/49

=Groundskeeper Slips While Spreading Tarp=

In Soviet Russia, tarps spread YOU. RedManiac 00:38, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

=The Remains of a Wildfire in South Dakota=


 * Sadly, valient efforts to neutralize the Smokey the Bear terrorist threat failed. --Careax 17:04, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

=The Greatest First Lady Ever Returns To Washington=

=Knut, Berlin's Polar Bear= The Berlin Zoo has canceled Knut's daily public shows citing concerns that he may have outgrown his handlers.




 * Knut plays with his handler before devouring him. - The Lake Effect 04:26, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
 * "Urgh! Knut, have you been at the mouldy sauerkraut again?!" --Careax 23:46, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

=Puppy Born With Heart Shaped Pattern in Fur=


 * Ironically, the creature was filled with nothing but rage, hatred, and diamonds. --Careax 23:44, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

=Wrecking Ball Breaks Loose, Hits Car=


 * Authorities track down one of Stephen's run-away testicles. --Careax 17:06, 11 July 2007 (UTC)


 * Steven Spielberg had many problems while filming "Indiana Jones 4." They had a lower budget and couldn't create special effects as good as the first three. RedManiac 00:37, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

=Queen Elizabeth II=

=Mandrill Eats Watermelon=


 * Paris Hilton's prison cuisine was a slice above the rest. --Careax 16:42, 14 July 2007 (UTC)

=Ducks Jump Into Pool=

=The Greatest President Ever Prevents Harriet Miers From Testifying=