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Screengrab of Difference Maker, Ed Werbany and Nitro Girl, the mascot of his tire business that embodies the Patriotic Trifecta: height, sexiness (measurements: 72, 45, 72) and Nitrogen (the most patriotic element, lead being the least patriotic of all the elements), "The Colbert Report", September 18, 2007.