User:Jstufflebean

I believe that Robert Cornhole was not only the discoverer of teeth, but as well the primary founding father, the greatest American, the model heterosexual and the only American prophet. I believe that whatever Joseph Smith learned or prophecied was derivative of Cornholism. I believe that Stephen Colbert will bring all of this to light. I believe that America's crises (gays, liberals, minorities, etc.) are due to the lack of a firm Cornholism.