Fluffer

A fluffer, in the porn industry, is a female who performs oral stimulation on male actors between takes to keep them ready for action.

In television, a fluffer is a program which, by comparison, enhances the content and truthiness of another television show.

"Because the untruthy communist dark lord John Stewart appears before Stephen Colbert's truthy show, he is The Colbert Report's prized fluffer."

Who Can Become A Fluffer?
Any woman can become a fluffer as long as she can arouse the male actor.

Or, certain members of the Young Republicans.

What Education Does A Fluffer Need?
Fluffers don't need any formal education, but practice does help.

What Special Equipment Do Fluffers Need?
A union fluffer will typically be given a set of kneepads along with a bottle of Listerine and a tube of chapstick. What additional equipment she needs will be up to the individual fluffer.

Where Do Fluffers Work?
Due to the nature of their work, most of a fluffer's job is performed on their knees. The actual location varies with the shoot. While one fluffer may work at a studio, another might be working on location at someone's above ground pool or perhaps at a tractor pull for "Wenches with Wrenches 2".

How Much Money Do Fluffers Make?
Compensation for fluffers varies by job and whether or not she is in the union. For example, a non-union fluffer working on a guy on girl shoot in the studio might make $500 for the shoot. While a union fluffer working a gangbang might make up to $1500 depending on the size of the gang and the duration of the banging. Union cards are also good for discounts at select local supermarkets.