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=Man Flies One-Man Jet Over Alps=
 * OMG! It's a freakin' Soldier Of The Future! POWER ON! - The Lake Effect 16:42, 17 May 2008 (UTC)

As he takes off he repeats one simple mantra: "I'm Batman." --Randroid 04:56, 20 May 2008 (UTC)


 * Suck on that Always Ultra! --Careax 05:21, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

=The Israeli Knesset Gets To Hear The Greatest President Ever Speak In Person!=
 * Y'all want to hear my baked ham and cheese recipes? --Grazon 01:32, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

=Muskogee, Oklahoma Elects 19-year-old Mayor=


 * "Dude, I am so stoked. I tried this on SimCity Societies, so, how hard can it be?" - The Lake Effect 16:53, 17 May 2008 (UTC)


 * "First order of business: free Playboy mags and acne cream for all the dudes; and free bikinis for the hot chicks! Boo-yah!" --Careax 05:21, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

=Jacaranda Trees Bloom Along City Street=
 * Purple? Further proof of the trees implementing their eco-homo agenda. - The Lake Effect 16:56, 17 May 2008 (UTC)

=Michael Jackson Loan Approved, May Keep Neverland Ranch=
 * Everybody, grab your crotch and wail in celebration! - The Lake Effect 16:54, 17 May 2008 (UTC)


 * HE-he!


 * Hey Bubbles: time to put that gimp outfit on again! --Careax 05:24, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

=Massachusetts Democrat Senator Ted Kennedy Hospitalized After Suffering Seizure=


 * "We can get most of him on-board. But his massive skull will have to hang out the back." --Careax 05:25, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

=Photographer Hit By Javelin At Track Meet=


 * "Congratulations Dick - you'll be representing America at the Olympics!" --Careax 05:26, 20 May 2008 (UTC)


 * He had a Javelin in his leg and he took a photo of it? Now that deserves an award, Darwin maybe but an award. Grazon 06:13, 20 May 2008 (UTC)


 * It's only a flesh wound! Have at you!--Mr SmokesTooMuch 13:10, 20 May 2008 (UTC)


 * "That's what I get for being sponsored by Target." - The Lake Effect 02:07, 21 May 2008 (UTC)

=Speaker Nancy Pelosi Visits Israel=


 * Pelosi and Perez share a moment in the US and Israel's "Special Relationship"--Mr SmokesTooMuch 13:11, 20 May 2008 (UTC)


 * Talk about "bi-lateral relations!" - The Lake Effect 02:11, 21 May 2008 (UTC)

=Senator Kennedy Diagnosed With Brain Tumor=

=John McCain Discusses Global Warming=
 * And then you kissa the clit every so nicely.....--Grazon 15:46, 21 May 2008 (UTC)

=Hillary Clinton Wins Democrat Kentucky Primary=

=Barack Hussein Obama Wins Democrat Oregon Primary=

=Gas Prices In Death Valley, California=