Tuesday

A day of the week (pronounced: TOOZ-day), normally depicted as the third day, when weeks begin on Sunday, using the Gregorian calendar.

Why Tuesday is Special
Many things can happen on Tuesday; soometimes things don't happen. But what makes Tuesday special is that it is the one day of the week when opinions do not change; regardless of what happens or doesn't happen.

This was revealed by Stephen Colbert at the 2006 White House Correspondents Dinner. My gut tells me that day landed on a Tuesday.