World War II

World War II was a giant war won by America. The United Kingdom helped. France was a pansy and surrendered right away. Soviet Russia bombed the enemy a little bit, but in Soviet Russia, enemy bombs you!!! So that didn't really help all that much. Germany, Japan, and Italy formed the Axis of Evil during World War II because they were all ruled by Nazis. They all lost. Japan got nuclear weapons dropped on it and two of its cities, Hiroshima and Nagasaki, got blown up. Then it surrendered to America.

Among the key battles of World War II were the Battle of the Bulge (a titanic clash over the vital issue of muffin tops), Operation Torch (in which America set Vichy France's pants on fire), the Battle of Stalingrad (attended by Stalin himself in person), D-Day (where America and her allies graded the Germans on their performance and ultimately awarded them a "D" letter grade right before invading their territory), and Z-Day (on which America invaded Japan; this battle never actually happened).