Remy Bernstein

Remy Bernsteinwas born in Hastings on Hudson, New York. He grew up a normal life, swimming on the weekend, playing golf when possible. However something he never let on...he was actually in his mother's womb for 5 years. As you may have guess there were terrible side effects. He can't speak without: a) anyone understanding him or b)without extensive amounts of drool erupting out of his mouth. Doctors said that this was the first time they had ever seen anything like this. So they allowed him to name his disease. However, as you may have guessed this was quite problematic.

Remy grew up being discouraged and just an emotional wreck. So he went into confidence with the Nazi party of Westchester or (NOW).

However he ended up just raping his cat. The interview is here:

interview: why did you do it? Remy Bernstein: I thought that the cat was coming onto me... interview: the cat was what? Remy Bernstein: (starts to cry) interview: Do you need a moment? Remy Bernstein: (takes it out and stars masturbating)