User:Slanderson/multimedia/Professor Impossible

Professor Impossible is a character on "The Venture Bros" TV cartoon transmission. The company which produces this show has been engaged in copyright dispute with a small organization known as Marvel Comics for years over thisd character's powers. It is stated in some sort of legal mumbo jumbo that Professor Impossible is exactly like Mr. Fantastic only more realistic.

Realism
Professor Impossible is a man, just like all of us here on this website. He has problems with his wife, Sally Impossible. Sally doesn't understand the joy that a Bunson Burner and a Nucular Accelerated Reaction can give to a Nerd, and so she tries to escape at every turn. She needs a real man, like me, I could lock her up in my "Little Gitmo" studio, where she could learn to practice the fine arts of barefoot pregnancy and keeping her emotions, dreams and vagina in the kitchen and the bedroom where they belong, mostly the kitchen. Professor Impossible is a nerd and therefore deserves me stealing his woman and leaving a "booger underneath his throne".

Great but what does this have to do with Colbert?
Someone, but obviously not Colbert is impersonating Colbert as well as using Colbert's name to refer to him in the credits. Whoever he is, he's an obvious imposter, seeking to cast doubts in our children's minds.

The real Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert has fought back against this defaming, he's lent his exquisite vocal talents to another show which airs on the same network. His character "Phil Ken Sebben" reflects a better picture of what Colbert and The Nation is all about.

Marvel Comics
Apparantly this "Marvel Comics" produces something called comic books which my research indicates are read by the Nerd Patrol. Although these comic books are mainly illustrations, the word content is high enough to be flagged by The Nation as too wordy.

Copyright
Maybe Marvel Comics will win this suit against those no talent hacks who produce "The Venture Twins". Maybe then this imposter can finally be brought to justice.

What if it is in fact Colbert on The Venture Twins show?
We all know Colbert is a genius. It's entirely possible that he has infiltrated this "Venture Cousins" program, and is acting to tear down it's wall of youth deceiving imagery. If so, Bravo Colbert, Well played sir.