Chocolate Milk

THE REAL STORY
The Drink of the Gods! They never drank no necter! They drank straight up chocolate milk! And it ain't no Ovaltine either, 'cuz that stuff is NASTY!

HISTORY
Once upon a time, There was a cow. And this cow traveled all the way from France to Africa. And over time he started to brown. And thus, Chocolate milk was born. Unforntunately, during the 6th century Chuck Norris overan the species into extinction. Poor chocolate cows, they were never supposed to be milked THAT hard. So, all in all, we can thank the heavenly Chocolate Cows for the birth of Chocolate milk.