A.C.O.R.N.

ACORN (Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now) is a union for people too lazy to have jobs.

They were founded in the darkest hear of Africa during the hippie-infested 1960's by William Ayers and Barack Hussein Obama after a weekend of drugs and raping white women.

The Greatest Administration Ever's Relentless Pursuit Of ACORN
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 * notes from Bradblog
 * Talking Points Memo
 * NPR

Justice Department Heroes Who Pursued The ACORN Criminals

 * Alberto Gonzales
 * Monica Goodling