Write A Caption/Archive/105

=New Study Suggests America's Grand Canyon Is 65 Million Years Old=
 * Oh for crying out loud when are they going to fill that in? --Grazon 18:29, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Well that explains why it gets up at 4AM, drives at 15 mph, and is always telling Las Vegas to turn the music down. --Careax 21:48, 10 May 2008 (UTC)


 * Proof God approves of landfills. --Sneakers 05:18, 12 May 2008 (UTC)

=Ancient Native American Cliff Dwelling=

=Huge Drug Bust Nets 75 University Students=
 * Dozens of toilets at Yale are now being flushed. --Grazon 01:21, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

=U.S. Army To Review Conditions At Some Barracks=
 * Terrorists have been saving money by replacing bombing plans with paper towels to be flushed down toilets." - The Lake Effect 09:15, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
 * "I'm getting really sick of this shit!" --Careax 01:45, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

=Man Discovers Dog Under Hood Of His Truck=
 * A tiger in your tank? Horsepower? Not at these gas prices... - The Lake Effect 18:07, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Forget a catalytic converter... a DOGalytic one is much more loyal and also acts as a car security system! --Careax 01:47, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

=Olympic Torch Carried To Summit Of Mt. Everest=


 * Hey is that the Dali Llama over there? why is he....cold beans! he's mooning us!!! --Grazon 23:33, 9 May 2008 (UTC)


 * "Man, this is nut-biting cold. I wish I was a self-immolating monk right now. Yeah, that would be nice and toasty..." - The Lake Effect 02:21, 10 May 2008 (UTC)


 * "Damn it, why won't the torch light?! Oh right, altitude, oxygen, and all that. Hmmm... last one down the mountain has to tell the Chairman!" --Careax 21:44, 10 May 2008 (UTC)

=Russian Sailors March In Annual Victory Day Parade=


 * "See, not every Russian has horrible teeth... only about 99.7% of us." --Careax 01:57, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
 * "We represent the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild..." --Careax 21:41, 10 May 2008 (UTC)