File:Threat4SlavicIntercourse.jpg

Screengrab of Dr. Colbert warning America about number 4 on his Threat Down: Slavic Intercourse. A mayor of the Russian province, Ulyanovsk, urged his people to skip work and make babies paving the way for a massive Russian army that will take over Europe in 18 years after everyone does the ol' hammer and sickle, "The Colbert Report", September 20, 2007.