Presidential Threshold Test

Keith Olbermann, the liberal factmonger and future Gitmo resident speculated that there ought to be a test which candidates for America's Decider should be able to pass before being allowed to become President.

He says anyone running for president should meet his standards, instead of the constitution's! He thinks he's so smart. What an asshole.

Despite that Jew's involvement in the idea, [{Wikiality.com]] offers this page for every American ball to create a set of "thresholds" which the liberal candidates Barack Hussein Obama and Hillary Rodham Clinton must surpass before America would even consider giving them John McCain's White House. Please remember, President-elect McCain will not have to belittle himself with such foolishness.

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Presidential Threshold Test Questions

 * Are you a mooslim?

Presidential Threshold Test Abilities

 * must be able to answer the 3:00 a.m. Phone Call

Presidential Threshold Test Values

 * do you support The Greatest President Ever?