The Twitter

The Twitter is a new internets technology/application that allows people to upload into the tubes detailed reports about every damn thing they do.

Almost like a cross between social networking sites (eg: MySpace) and public email, The twitter was invented with Attention whores in mind so they could input information they imagine someone would be interested in.

Each individual entry posted on one's twitter page is called a tweet.

Lord Colbert has decreed that the name "twitters" can apply to Indians used by explorers of the Amazon rainforest to carry messages back to civilization.