Colbert Nation/Report Pledge Of Allegiance

The Report Pledge Of Allegiance

 * I pledge allegiance to the Report,
 * and to the wisdom of our charismatic leader,
 * and to the Colbert Nation for which he stands,
 * one nation under Stephen,
 * indestructible,
 * with truthiness and justice for all.
 * Amen.

Signed:

Pulp, Captain Truthiness of the Colbinistas; Emor8t, Founder of the American Committee for Truthiness; lloorren, Law-Abiding Spreader of the Word; Mikhial, Spreader of the Freedom Fries; Meaculpa, Professor of Colbanglish.