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Summary
Screengrab of Dr. Colbert explains the problem with a new program introduced in his home state of South Carolina, "The Colbert Report," March 3, 2009.

The police of Columbia, South Carolina announced that they would give a free rose to anyone who brought in a gun. Dr. Colbert believed that not only would he get more roses if he kept his gun, but he would get a box of chocolates and a hostage as well.