Fonzie

[[Image:Fonzie.jpg|thumb|left|220px|[[Eeeyyye...it's the Fonz]]

Arthur Herbert Fonzarelli, popularly known as The Fonz or simply Fonzie, is an American icon and a preserver of truthiness. Fonzie single-handedly tried to defeat liberalism in Hollywood in an attempt to return America to those blisfull days of the 1950s.

Early Life
Fonzie was born Milwaukee, Wisconsin. The Fonz dropped out of highschool due to his disdain for facts and learning from books. After dropping out of school, the Fonz learned to rely on thinking with his gut. When faced with a particularly daunting problem or challenge, the Fonz's gut makes the following noise: "Eeeyyye!" This show's Fonzie's focus.

Fonzie's truthiness manifests itself as the ability to make mechanical objects function with a single touch, implying that he knew so much about how they worked that he could set the works in motion via one tap.

As the Fonz matured in the 1970s, he adopted the fashion of a teenager from the 1950s. It is reported that the Fonz wanted return America to a more truthy time.

Trials and Tribulations in Hollywood
The Fonz moved to the Belly of the Beast in an attempt to reform the town.