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Stephen Colbert's "Cocaine" Assassian
Stephen Colbert trained this person to be a bear assassian. Giving him the energy drink "Cocaine", Stephen Colbert hightened this bear assassian's senses to be the ultimate bear killing machine. Bears are not the only target, however, hippies and libs beware Stephen Colbert's "Cocaine" Bear Assassain Tyler will cut you down if necessary. No bear, hippie, lib, democrat, or terrorist can stand up to this elite warrior of the Colbert army! Stephen Colbert's main bear adversary, Jimmy the Drug Dealin Bear, was taken out last night by Colbert's "Cocaine" assassian.