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=The Greatest President Ever Throws Out The First Pitch For Washington's Team The Nationals=
 * Yeah go for it George. Have fun! It's not like there's a ton of other important issues you could be dealing with. --Careax 20:48, 31 March 2008 (UTC)
 * "After this, I have a photo shoot with Speedo. Look below. Heheheheh." --OHeL 01:48, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

=U.S. Olympic Swimmers Model New Seamless Suit=
 * And all of a sudden Larry Craig and Tom Cruise offer to be towel boys in the American men's Olympic swimming team changing rooms. --Careax 20:42, 31 March 2008 (UTC)
 * The women (thinking): "Do not stare at the penis; lesb ye risk an immediate conversion to heterosexuality."--OHeL 01:45, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
 * "I once caught a cameltoe THIS BIG." - The Lake Effect 05:39, 6 April 2008 (UTC)

=U.N. World Food Program Struggles To Feed Sudanese=
 * "Seriously, like a sport? On television? With hot dogs?" - The Lake Effect 05:41, 6 April 2008 (UTC)

=Married American Soldiers May Live Together In Iraq= Eh, I got shot at, slit a few throats you know the usual...so what's for dinner? --Grazon 17:43, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
 * So honey has was your day?

=The President Of Ukraine Gets To Meet The Greatest President Ever=
 * W. the moment this photo op is over with I'm going to let my people have at you. --Grazon 23:04, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

=The Greatest Secretary Of State Ever Works Out=


 * "Don't make me angry little man. You won't like me when I'm angry!" --Careax 06:37, 3 April 2008 (UTC)
 * Today, a homosexual aerobics trainer asked Condi if she'd like to become his domestic partner.--Pro-Lick 22:27, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
 * "If I work out hard enough and long enough, I will sweat all this black off of me. Come on...come on..."--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:31, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
 * "And this stench that keeps husbands away from me..."--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:47, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

=Federal Reserve Chairman Testifies Before Congress About America's Economy=


 * The elusive economic recession finally revealed itself by leaping out from the impenetrable canopy of Ben Bernanke's luscious grey beard and began rampaging through America. --Careax

=Albino Alligator=


 * In the immortal and eloquent words of Paris Hilton: "OMG, like that croc is so hot. I like want its skin for my new slut thong." --Careax 06:31, 3 April 2008 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Ever At The 2008 NATO Summit With Prime Minister Of Great Britain=
 * Brown and Bush star in the latest Hollywood rehash: "The Odd Couple Go To New York" --Careax 07:00, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
 * The White House has denied that The Greatest President Ever was asking the UK PM for the answers to the NATO quiz.--Pro-Lick 22:20, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Ever Attends NATO Summit With The Greatest Secretary Of State Ever=
 * George's attempt to impress Condi with an "oh no he did'n!" fell on deaf ears. --Careax 16:30, 5 April 2008 (UTC)

=40th Anniversary Of The Assassination Of Martin Luther King=

=Unemployment In U.S. Hits 5.1%=
 * Getting a Degree in philosophy what was I thinking? --Grazon 17:58, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
 * If I had enough money left, I could take that job in Washington D.C. as a comb-over specialist.--Pro-Lick 22:12, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
 * "Hmm...let's see...Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, Halliburton..."--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 00:30, 5 April 2008 (UTC)

=San Francisco Hosts Rodeo=
 * You just know before the rodeo is over someones going to attempt to have sex with a cow. --Grazon 01:20, 5 April 2008 (UTC)
 * When in Rome Soddom. --Careax 16:32, 5 April 2008 (UTC)
 * I don't know Phil... as soon as we crossed the city limits something strange came over me and I started having feelings in that way for you."--OHeL 20:44, 5 April 2008 (UTC)
 * Gayest. Steak. Ever. - The Lake Effect 05:42, 6 April 2008 (UTC)

=Tornados Hit The South=
 * See rednecks, this is why you don't park all 16 of your non-operational cars in your front yard! --Careax 16:34, 5 April 2008 (UTC)

=Memphis To Play In 2008 NCAA Championship Game=

=Kansas To Play In 2008 NCAA Championship Game=

"Soldiers" As "Monks" In Chinese Film Set



 * Dalai Lama: Look, this is proof that the Chinese Solider is infiltrating the Tibetan monks demonstration. Motherducker 15:20, 6 April 2008 (UTC)
 * Or are they monks who just dressed up like soldiers?! All this comfusion and conflict is enough to set your yin against your yang in an almighty battle of the mojo! --Careax 16:46, 6 April 2008 (UTC)
 * "Okay, so in this training exercise, you guys are going to dress up as monks, and that massive platoon over there holding the bats and clubs are going to 'restrain' you." --Careax 16:48, 6 April 2008 (UTC)