Write A Caption

Write your own caption for one of the photos below, or check out the archive, then get polled.

=Former Commander Criticizes Surge=
 * I liked Old Surge better. This new stuff is crap! --The Bastard 02:31, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

=Surfer Walks Along San Onofre State Beach=

=Barack Hussein Obama May Be Related To Dick Cheney= (or so says Lynne Cheney )




 * "I don't buy it. We're not related.  We look nothing alike." says Obama, located on the right side of the picture.  --The Bastard 05:34, 18 October 2007 (UTC)
 * "Daddy, I thought you said the boogyman wasn't real?!" --Careax 06:39, 18 October 2007 (UTC)
 * The Obama kids finally discover the identity of their mysterious crazy old uncle. --Careax 06:39, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

=Miniature Pigs Bred In England=


 * New catapult set to prove that pigs can fly. --Careax 06:24, 18 October 2007 (UTC)


 * Sleep, this little piglet found, was the only thing that drove out thoughts of suicide. --The Bastard 06:33, 18 October 2007 (UTC)


 * Only the Brits would think of using a scale to show scale. --Alethic Logic 15:30, 19 October 2007 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Ever Awards The Dalai Lama=


 * "Hey Nancy, he don't look much like a llama to me!" --Careax 06:40, 18 October 2007 (UTC)


 * Dalai Lama: "Buddah, God, Allah, one of you guys, PLEASE, shut him the hell up!" --The Bastard 06:43, 18 October 2007 (UTC)


 * Bush: "I don't know who the guy in the bedsheet was, but he seemed nice enough." --The Bastard 07:07, 18 October 2007 (UTC)


 * Bush: "Wait, the Dalai Lama's a guy?!? Oh, I thought, you know...how, uhh...they worship cows and all...umm, nevermind."  --The Bastard 07:07, 18 October 2007 (UTC)


 * On tonight's menu... llama. --Alethic Logic 15:32, 19 October 2007 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Ever Meets The Dalai Lama=


 * See that attic scuttle up there, George? I want you to crawl up there and not come out until I tell you to." WrongOfTexas 22:50, 18 October 2007 (UTC)


 * That, George, is an Airplane. Can you say Airplane? --The Bastard 00:31, 19 October 2007 (UTC)


 * "Look up... look down... look at my thumb..." --Alethic Logic 15:33, 19 October 2007 (UTC)

=Afghani Woman Brings Water Home=
 * Car bombs ain't what they used to be! --Careax 05:21, 19 October 2007 (UTC)


 * Nice Jugs --Alethic Logic 15:34, 19 October 2007 (UTC)

=Attorney General Nominee Michael Mukasey Raises His Hand Before His Confirmation Hearing=


 * I, Michael Mukasey, do solemnly swear or affirm that I am a teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout.  --The Bastard 00:32, 19 October 2007 (UTC)

=The French Transportation Workers Go On 24-Hour Strike=


 * So what else is new? --Randroid 01:58, 19 October 2007 (UTC)


 * Not content with letting their country's reputation stand as is, the French Transportation Workers have reenforced their nation's long-standing tradion by surrendering to laziness.  --The Bastard 03:43, 19 October 2007 (UTC)

=Tom Cruise and David Miscavige Pose With Motorcycles= Miscavige is the one who said Cruise would be worshiped like Jesus or



=Australia's Prime Minister, John Howard=

=Hong Kong's Skyline=

=Pakistan Opposition Leader, Benazir Bhutto Survives Attack=

=Turkey Moves Military Closer To Iraq Border=


 * Wise Turks tow a "gas-saver" for those midnight munchie runs for Turkish Delight. --Alethic Logic 16:30, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

=U.S. Officials Meet With Russian President=

=Canvas Barracks To Be Used In Legal Proceedings Installed in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba=

=Accident On California Freeway Causes Pileup, Fire= ''FYI this photo and the one below it are unrelated. The accident did not cause any of the wildfires.''



=California Wildfires, Photo #1= ''FYI this photo and the one above it are unrelated. The accident did not cause any of the wildfires.''



=California Wildfires, Photo #2= ''FYI this photo and the one above (about the accident) are unrelated. The accident did not cause any of the wildfires.''



=Bullfighting Making Comeback in Spain=