William Clinton

Bill Clinton was the 42nd President of the United States, a dark era in between the glory days of George Bush Sr., and the amazing presidency of George W. Bush. During those eight long years, Americans passed the time by giving control of Congress back to the Republicans, trying to keep Clinton from fondling their teenage daughters, and pondering whether Ronald Reagan was the greatest President or merely a great President, or whether it was George W. Bush who was, in fact, the greatest President of all time. The debate was hampered at first, as Bush had not declared his intention to run for the Presidency, but by 1995, patriotic Americans could feel in their gut that Bush would be elected and serve eight stunning years in office. It was simply too truthy not to be true.

Unfortunately, Bill Clinton was too distracted by the "DNA on the blue dress" and not "having sex with that woman" to start WW3, thus leaving that burden to fall on the greatest president (EVER), George W. Bush.

The good news for Christians? We are on the road to WW3 and Jesus is coming!

During his tenure as President, Americans suffered through record stock market gains, record low unemployment, and, for the first time in our glorious nation's history, a budget surplus. Thankfully, that's all changed now. All of which makes us ask ourselves, Bill Clinton worst president or worstest president?

Factoids

 * Bill Clinton hates puppies, babies, and you.
 * Ann Coulter was the first to discover that he is a friend to bears.
 * Ann Coulter was also the first person to discover that Bill Clinton was gay.

Superpowers

 * Multi-tasker supreme!
 * Can read a book like nobody's business.
 * His lower lip can grow back, after he bites it feeling your pain.
 * Is groping your wife as you are reading this.
 * his all-powerful penis causes destruction through it's own powers of telepathy.