Culture Warrior



Culture Warrior, Bill O'Reilly's latest book, is the grippy true story of how Papa Bear conquered the Grand Canyon, wrenching this sacred land from the hands of the wicked Queen Isabella and claiming it for the American people. The cover of the book shows Bill proudly standing in front of the American Flag he bravely planted in the blood covered soil of the Grand Canyon, after his epic battle with the secular liberals who formerly inhabited the stunning vistas of America's most beloved icon of plunging ravines. Perhaps O'Reilly sees the glorious chasm of the Canyon as some kind of metaphor for the "Culture War" that currently divides American politics, or perhaps he just really likes plunging ravines.

Dr. Stephen Colbert, D.F.A. recommended Culture Warrior to viewers of The Colbert Report when Papa Bear visited the Report on January 18, 2006. Stephen noted that the book was on sale at Barnes & Noble, and that it had been since "day one."