Stargate

Stargate
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The Stargate is a device left behind by a race known as the Ancients. 10,000 years ago, they all disapeared. They built technologies based an and powered by truthiness. They were the most powerful race in America's Galaxy. Eventually, they became so filled by truthiness that they shed their bodies and became pure truthiness. It is suspected that Our Glorius Stephen is an Ancient. The Ancient's mortal enemy, the Wraith, are horrible liberals (is there any other kind) that actually suck the truthiness from a living being with their bare hands. Thousands ou years ago, a race known as the Goa'uld (snake-like creatures that can take over the body of a human and turn it to libieralisim) invaded ancient Egypt and kidnapped them to act as their slaves. They used the stargates to travel from planet to planet. They were then defeated by Americans with assistance from Tek Jansen (disguised as "Jack O'Neil").