Jeff Gannon



Jeff Gannon was the only member of the White House Press Corp with any amount of respectability. During his time at the White House, Jeff made it his responsibility to counteract the malignant characterizations put forth by such journalists as David Gregory and Helen Thomas about the Greatest Administration. Jeff's was the only sane and rational voice rising from the din of the vipers nest of the press corp and for that, his "colleagues" maliciously slandered Jeff by claiming he wasn't a "real" journalist and got his job because of cronyism, but the most distasteful and untrue charge of all was the allegation of homosexuality.

The charge levelled against Jeff about whether he was a real journalist with an ounce of credibility would be a characterization of the pot calling the kettle black, considering the source. Even if Jeff were not a real journalist, he was still able to perform the job better than anyone else. Jeff used his gut to spread the truthiness of George W. Bush's administration.

When Press Secretary Scott McClellan resigned, Jeff realized he could no longer go on without his B.F.F., so he decided to leave his position and the rest of the Blame America Firsters to their own devices.

Jeff's current whereabouts are unknown, but before he left he said he would write his memoirs, "Coming Together: My Time With Scott McClellan."