Kool aide

Kool Aide is the official drink of the Republican Party. Republicans drink laced Kool aide by the gallon. No one knows exactly what's used to lace Republican Kool Aide, but the effects include delusion, beliefs in alternative realities, denial, aggressiveness, addiction to Fox News, "flattened earth syndrome", uncontrollable voting for George W. Bush, and an overwhelming desire to investigate Bill Clinton's crotch.

Republicans use Kool Aide to swallow the "blue pill" (from the movie, "The Matrix") to keep them eternally separated from the Real World.

The standard, now quaint way to drink Kool Aide is at normal strength. Starting around the year 2000, during the first campaign of George W. Bush for president, a peculiar sect of Republicans (known as "neocons" or "theocons") started drinking concentrated Kool Aide.

During the leadup to the Iraqi War in 2003, neocons enhanced the delusory effects of Kool Aide by eating it straight from the packet in powder form. This practice continued throughout 2003 and all the way through the November 2004 Presidential elections, where 60+ million Kool Aide powder eaters could be seen at polling places with blue, orange, and red colored fingers, signifying their vote for George W. Bush.

It's not known precisely when, but sometime around 2005 or 2006, a new, more potent method of ingesting Kool Aide was evidenced across America. Reportedly, users freebase Kool Aide powder into crystal form, and then either smoke or inject it. Symptoms include absolute denial of the facts on the ground in Iraq despite daily reminders of the opposite, continued support of George Bush despite daily reminders that he's a serial failing chimptard with a reverse Midas touch.