Crap Jazz

Crap Jazz is one of the most beautiful styles of music ever, combing amateur piano and percussion with the mystical wonder of the One-Note Antique Horn. The first, best, and most popular crap jazz band is the Salty House Quartet, based in central New Jersey. Their record sales are rumored to be in the tens of thousands, and Stephen Colbert is rumored to be an avid fan. Crap Jazz should have been featured in "Stephen Colbert's Hiphopketball: A Jazzebration" but the liberal, jewish media would not allow this, for reasons unknown.