Barackmas

Barackmas
The glorious and infinitely wise Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. has declared Tuesday, August 4, a new holiday called "Barackmas" in mock honor of the godless sodomite Barack Hussein Obama, who is the greatest threat to Jesus's America. (Season 5, ep. 105) If you are one of the terrorists, bears, gays, or liberals that celebrate Barackmas, you can go and move to Taxachusetts with the rest of the Democrats.

Barackmas Eve
Each and every year on August 4th, there isn't a single communist atheist Jew child not up in the wee hours of the morning, hoping to catch a glimpse of Karl Marx In A Red Suit's hybrid sleigh. The children awake the next morning delighted to find the presents that they had stashed under the Kenya acacian Barackmas tree are gone, given to lazy people who don't deserve nice things.