Yahweh Or No Way

A new segment where Dr. Colbert can discuss God and others can hear him.

January 8, 2009 YONW

 * Is Roland Burris really God's chosen Senator
 * performs miracles any where he goes, a podium appears
 * Yahweh!
 * Balgo did talk to god, the FBI has the taped phone conversation


 * Pat Robertson
 * like an Magic 8-ball
 * yes
 * maybe
 * Blame the gays


 * Jim Cramer IS Jesus


 * No Way-- false idol
 * God would never endorse socialism


 * Neil Donald Walsh, author os "Passages from God"
 * posted a story on Beliefnet
 * God expresses exasperation
 * Oh, banana
 * never Oh, pumpkin (never takes the goard's name in vain)
 * also made Star Trek reference
 * Yahweh-- Walsh did not plagiarize
 * stole flood from Gilgamesh and burning Bush from Dick Cheney