Isaiah Mustafa

Isaiah Mustafa (aka Old Spice Man aka The Man Your Man Could Smell Like) is a cool cat, handsome as "old school handsome", and a manly man (not as manly as Stephen Colbert but he still takes second place), even his fureign name sounds cool and manly.

Theorists are divided as to if he can be considered to be the Black version of Chuck Norris, while an opposite faction believes he is the Black version of Stephen Colbert. Which is wrong, Mustafa can kick your ass like Chuck Norris yet he is gentle and manly like Stephen Colbert... which makes him a natural abomination a Divine Creation that fuses these two American Heroes, which makes him greater equal semi equal/greater to these two manly men in American history.

According with the Webster Dictionary, Mustafa has redefined the meaning of "Sexy Badassery": "A legendary creature whose swan dive is majestic and his mating call is a snap of his fingers, attracting worthy females from across the lands.﻿"

King of Ellenopia
Mustafa is so cool that the people of Eastern Latvia has crowned him king, he now carries the Royal Title of King Isaiah Mustafa Sexyman Old Spice I and he has chosen Ellen DeGeneres as his Grand Princess Queen (even the lesbians cant resist him! That's how manly he is!)

Philosophy
"If you were alone in the woods, and no one were around to smell you, would you smell as manly and awesome?"


 * Answer: Yes, even Mother Nature would smell him and would want to make out with him.

Facts

 * He can speak with robots
 * He once jumped a pool full of diamond-sharks
 * He tore the wings off Pegasus and ate them buffalo style to achieve The Manliness
 * He use a time machine to meet Genghis Khan, then arm wrestle him while signing opera.
 * Real Men dont use the naughty-man-dirty-bad-news-potty-talk.
 * Mustafa's home address is 528 Bottom of the Ocean next to the Giant Rock 1B Mount Olympus, Earth 93981.
 * When he visited the country of Uzbekistan, his manliness short circuited their power grid network for weeks.
 * His left bicep almost destroy the Planet of Neptune in the Spring of 2007.
 * His stern look can bring down trees.

Stephen Colbert + Isaiah Mustafa Theory of Manliness
It is believed that if Stephen Colbert's manliness were to class with Isaiah Mustafa's manliness it could create The Big Bang of Manliness causing the ladies all over the universe to reach Universal Orgasm which could literally shatter our reality forever... which is why these two must never meet... ever!

External Tubes

 * Cool Cat Mustafa wants to be America's new Super Hero!