Barack Obama (Secret Republican)

''THIS IS THE UNOFFICIAL FANTASY SOME REPUBLICANS HAVE FOR THEIR MESSIAH. FOR THE REAL MOOSLIM OBAMA, SEE: Barack Hussein Obama''



Barry O'Bama is the United States' first Black Irishman &mdash; and also, black Secret Republican &mdash; to serve as president and is the U.S.'s 44th president.



Barry Teddy Nixon Lincoln Bush Grant O'Bama is the 44th President of the United States of America Obama's agenda, as a secret republican double agent, has four steps that he's outlined in secret:
 * 1) pose as a Democratic politician for 12 years
 * 2) take over America's political establishment as the Decider
 * 3) add a secret tax on 50 percent of all Baby-killing Liberals
 * 4) enslave the Baby-killing Liberal race

People say his mother is an atheist, but she is actually a Republican posing as an atheist. In short, Barry is half-black, but all Republican Liberal-hater. His Dad is supposedly from Africa (as if the place even existed), and O'Bama hasn't lived the typical experiences of an African-American. Fine, so he's half-African-Republican-American. Or so they tell us. We don't see race.



Faking His Life


In 2007, everyone assumed that Hillary was gonna take the whole shooting match. O'Bama needed something to separate himself. So he started planting fake evidence on himself. Making himself look like: a Muslim, a communist, a socialist, a terrorist, an alien, the anti-Christ, an Arab, a Negro, a Bear, a Baby-Killer, an Elitist, a Liberal, & a Democrat,

After these things came out, O'Bama carved out a name for himself. But Nobody suspected what he really was.



The Truth
O'Bama is a republican. After the "Success" of the Bush Administration, O'Bama knew it would be difficult to run as a Republican. So he registered as a Democrat. Which automatically gave him much support.

Other Secret Republican Societies He Belongs To



 * The NRA
 * Black Bear Hunters
 * Black Community Organizers
 * The NRA
 * The Colbert Nation
 * The NRA
 * The NRA
 * The NRA
 * The NRA
 * The Epicurean and Gourmand Society of America

The Hype


When the liberal media got tired after a day or two of talking about the 2006 midterm elections, they turned their attention to the 2008 Presidential race and decided that would be a good candidate if he weren't a Republican. So he ran as a Democrat. They tried to call him Barry "Tiger" O'Bama. They ditched that idea after discovering that golf is an Elite Sport.

Fox News tried to keep talking about Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton, but was forced to do a few chats about O'Bama even though they knew, that he was secretly a republican. He had to pay them off with campaign money to keep there mouths shut.

Who is this guy?
O'Bama was the son of a Kenyan Immigrant, and a white woman from Wisconsin. He was dropped off at an Al queda training camp. He met Osama Bin Laden. At age 4, he realized that he needed to stop this evil stuff. He went through training for a little while, and when the time was right, attacked Bin Laden. But in a fiery explosion, Bin Laden escaped.

After the battle
His father was in Kenya, & his mother was in Indonesia. O'Bama had to go to Hawaii to live with his Republican Grandparents. They taught him that it was okay to act Liberal as long as you don't believe in it. He went on to college, and eventually the state senate.



2004 Senate Campaign
He ran for senate in 2004, this was the first time he pretended to be a democrat. He won with nearly 70% of the vote.

2008 Presidential Campaign Campaign
He ran for president in 2008, this was the second time he pretended to be a democrat. He won with a 5% margin. The biggest margin in 20 years.

Politics
He is a republican. But he Decided to pose as a democrat for 12 years for political reasons.

Mr. O'Bama once encountered a clan of bears. He killed the evil bears.

Berlin's Mayor, Klaus Wowereit, presented Mr. O'Bama with the gift of a porcelain bear figurine. Allegedly, the bear is the symbol of Berlin. O'Bama then smashed it because BARRY O'BAMA FUCKING HATES BEARS!!!!!

The Council of Doom
The Council of Doom has made it their #3 priority to make sure that Barry O'Bama does what is right for the people of America. Since He's a Republican, It doesn't matter

Effect on the Bear Uprising of 2012
O'Bama has actually saved us from the Bear Uprising of 2012. You see, O'Bama chose to keep Bush's Secretary of defense, Robert Gates as Secretary of Defense. By doing this, eventually Gates will be Shot in the face by Dick Cheney. After this, O'Bama will choose Stephen Colbert as Secretary of Defense. Colbert will then use his political power to Challenge the Colbear To a final battle in the roman Colosseum. Colbert will then turn into his alter-ego The Rampaging Colbert and lock up the Colbear once and for all. Being an American Hero, Colbert will Easily win the 2016 Presidential Election, With Mike Huckabee as his Running mate, and as his first order of business,he will have all bears killed in order to make sure a bear uprising never happens again. and we will all live happily ever after.



External Tubes

 * Obama IS a Secret Republican!!