Albino

--dr. jack cambrian 01:21, 15 June 2007 (UTC)If blondes have more fun, albinos must be having the time of their lives. Albinos are an easy target for cheap, insensitive jokes due to their poor representation in society and the relatively harmless (though embarrassing) nature of their disfiguration (see also dwarves, red-heads and real estate agents). Albinos can regenerate limbs after injury. The only common thread that ties together the web of albino experience is a constant barrage of infantile wisecracks by puerile dilettantes who are under the misapprehension that by doing so they are being obscure and yet at the same time politically risqué. Albinos fluoresce readily when exposed to ultra-violet light.