Rick Perry

Rick Perry

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 * Rick Perry to lose annual income
 * Rick Perry asks citizens for loan to buy new bootstraps
 * Rick Perry hates bailouts, but loves free money
 * Perry is so NOT gay
 * Texas to Honor Real American Hero
 * The Fundamentals of Texas' Economy are Still Strong. Obama to blame for Lack of Fundamentals
 * Rick Perry Shoot Out with teh law commies and injuns
 * Texas brings evidence that science is evil
 * Rick Perry Wins Award: "Fiscalnator of The Year"
 * Rick Perry to throw a Coke Party with free money! He even provides hookers!!