Colbert Nation/Colbert Loyalists

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Purpose
This is a group of people and super people that spend their free time keeping America free, from bears. They have also focused on commies, gingers, and liberals, but with limited success. They are dedicated to eliminating threats to America and Dr. Stephen T. Colbert as well as spreading Truthiness on the The Internets. They are divided into three sections, the Colbert Loyalist Army, Colbert Loyalist Navy, and the Colbert Eliet.

Council of 12
This is the main governing body of the Colbert Loyalists. They decide when and where to attack, defend, and carry out scentences on tratiors, or non-Colbert people. They are made up of the heads of all the seperate departments of the Colbert Loyalist Army, Colbert Loyalist Navy, and the head gaurd of the Colbert Eliet. The perfectly balenced powers of all influences of all the different department heads make it an almost perfect governing body.

Members
These are the most important members so far. Others will be added later, but we don't like when people that we don't know add their name. Don't worry, though, we can't do anything about it. Recently, we have been growing at an exponential rate, so thank you to all of the new members. Promotions come easy, and joining is even easier. Just put your name in the indicated area and fallow the rules. You will be added to the senior members list after becoming an officer.

Founders

 * Prof. McDoc
 * Wiggles
 * Captain John
 * That One Guy

Senior Members

 * Tex
 * Nick-Name Pending
 * Pooperts

Members

 * The Hundreds of sailors on the navy ships that can't be named here due to a lack of space
 * The same for most of the infintry
 * As well as the members that operate the aircraft and gliders.

New Members

 * User:WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer, Honorary Prime Minister Emeritus, American Continents
 * J-Dog, new member, no position, Private
 * Atenea del Sol, Secretary of Secretaries, member of the Alchemy Division
 * Dann135, Position yet to be given

Honorary Positions
Apart from the other stuff, there is also list of honorary positions. They can only be held by one person at a time, and they are almost all full at this point. They are-
 * President (held by Stephen Colbert, of course)
 * Vice President (also held by Stephen Colbert)
 * Prime Minister (newly appointed to User:WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer
 * Secratery of Awesomeness (given to Chuck Norris)
 * Token Black Guy (held by a person we call Sprinkles)
 * Secratary of secrataries (newly appointed to Atenea del Sol)
 * Cheif of Americaness (OPEN)

Open positions
These are the open positions that desperatley need to be filled-
 * Second in command of the Investigative Department
 * Admiral Captain John assistant (A.K.A. Left Hand Man
 * Commander of the 3rd armored division
 * Head of the Special Air Forces
 * That One Guy's body gaurd
 * Infintry, Sailor, or any other grunt work
 * Special Underwater Corps 8th division second in command
 * Third in command of the 19th squad of the special operations department
 * All officers of the Alchemic Research Department
 * Head of the new Eagle Scout Department as well as the commanders of divisions 3-12 and divisions 17-19

Promotion
After joining, many things can happen. Depending on the department you joined, you can get promoted quickly, like the infiltration and investigative departments, or you will remain an enlisted rank, like the infintry. Don't worry, though. Certain enlisted ranks actually have more privilage than officers. I will go into detail later about the ranks. The higher your rank is, the more respect and invisible dollars you will recieve (DISCLAIMER:you won't actually recieve any money, so don't whine to me when you are broke, unless I owe you money).

Promotion system
For enlisted ranks, it is only a matter of time before you are promoted. Literaly. I seriously mean it. After a certain amount of time depending on your department, you will recieve a promotion. Usually it is only a few weeks untill you are promoted to E1. That is the simplest way to do things. For officer ranks, you can be promoted by doing certain things, or on a special occasion (like Stephen's birthday). The time thing still exists here, but to a lesser extent. Missions are presented to the top three enlisted ranks to become officers, and after that to get promoted, all the way to major. At that rank, you better just wait and pray that you get promoted because the time thing no longer exists here.

Ranks
For simplicity, we used a combination of army and air force ranks Enlisted Officers Generals and Admirals
 * Private(E0)
 * Private First Class (E1)
 * Corpral (E2)
 * Sergent (E3)
 * Staff Sergent (E4)
 * Master Sergent (E5)
 * Seinior Master Sergent (E6)
 * Cheif Master Sergent (E7)
 * Colbert Master Sergent (E8)
 * Second Luitenet (O1)
 * First Luitenet (O2)
 * Captain (O3)
 * Major (O4)
 * Luitenet Colonel (O5)
 * Colonel (O6)
 * Brigadear General-Rear Admiral (1 Star)
 * Major General-Whatever Admiral (2 Stars)
 * Luitenet General-Vice Admiral (3 Stars)
 * General-Admiral (4 Stars)
 * Colbert General-Colbert Admiral (5 or more Stars)

Colbert Loyalist Army
It isn't a normal army, but instead it deals with only direct non-Colbert threats. These threats used to be primarily gingers, but has switched to the more immediate threat of bears, commies, hippies, and other immediate threats. They classify threats in six catagories. As of October 23, 2008, the first class 5 ginger has been encountered. The focus of the Coblert Loyalists will be switched back to gingers until the threat can be eliminated.
 * class 1- minor to no threat. That's it.
 * class 2- little threat, but has our attention and will be investigated.
 * class 3- average threat. We spend most of our time on these ones. With our Colbert technology, we can stop it easily.
 * class 4- advanced threat. The top of the Colbert Loyalists are used to deal with these ones.
 * class 5- Only Colbert Eliet are allowed to face these threats because of the danger.
 * class X- not a normal catagory, but it is reserved for the unknown threats.

(a work in process)

Head Command
This is the most important department in the entire Colbert Loyalists. They give orders to all other departments and command all members. Only a select few are allowed to come to Head Command. They have no rank, because they are all above it. Most of them are so far above most other members, they could easily combat a class 4 ginger. They are very Colbertific and make up about 1.2% of the Colbert Loyalists and are mostly officers.

Technology and Research Developement
Prof. McDoc heads this department and they develope and repair all of the technology for the Colbet Loyalists, and a large portion for the entire Colbert Nation. This is the second most important department. They make up about 12% of the Colbert Loyalists.

Investigative Department
These people are often excluded from normal rules because of their positions. They are very important for decifering enemy messages. Nick-Name Pending is the leader of this section. They also have thier own secret code that no enemy has been able to decifer yet (hooray). It will hopefully eventualy be put on display here for all Colbinistas to see. They make up about 3.8% of the Colbert Loyalists and are mostly enlisted and commanded by officers.

Infiltration Department
They are specialists at sneaking into enemy territory and going under cover. Tex is their leader. They usually don't do any major fighting or use any major weapons. They usually are used for scouting and asassinations. Most of them are a high rank and they make up about 7% of the Colbert Loyalists.

Special Operations Department
They specialize in almost any different operation, but work best in secret. Usually used for -- as well as, but you guessed that. Sorry I couldn't tell you more, but they are to secret. They make up about 4% of the Colbert Loyalists and are mostly secret ranks.

Frontline Infintry
As the name suggests, they are the first people sent out into battle. They use the heaviest weapons and armor and usually inflict the most casualties. Thanks to improvements in armor and weapons, invented by Prof. McDoc, they no longer take the most casualties. They make up about 38% of the Colbert Loyalists and are all enlisted.

Eliet Infintry
These ones are the best in the Colbert Loyalists Army, but not quite good enough to be Colbert Eliet. They make up about 2% of the Colbert Loyalists and are all officers of Major or higher.

Special Air Forces
Specializing in glider combat, they can glide into any battle and can be a but saver. They make up about 6% of the Colbert Loyalists and are highly specialized enlisted dudes.

Eagle Scout Department
This department is unsafely empty....please join

Alchemic Research Department
One of the new departments, they are empty except a few people....please join

Colbert Loyalist Navy
They do the same thing as the army, but at sea. And don't think that they are even a little gay. They aren't. Not even a little bit. Okay, maybe that one time, but that was a mistake. Stop talking about that. It doesn't count. Poopy. CNS means Colbert Nation Ship, and we have 36 of them. 1 more is unnamed and we stopped thinking after CNS Stephen Colbert, so if you have any ideas, tell Prof. McDoc's®. They consist of these following departments

Colbert Loyalist Navy Officers
These are obvioulsy the officers in charge of the operations. They are separate because they do no grunt work at all. They usually command them from affar. They make up about 6% of the Colbert Loyalists.

Navy sailors
They are the grunts of the navy and do all of the hard work and fighting. They are the best of the best sailors (and a few pirates) in the world. They make up about 17% of the Colbert Loyalists and are all enlisted.

Special Underwater Corps
The remaining 3% of the Colbert Loyalists are sailors specialized at diving and submarines. They use light weapons and armor, but use them so well that they don't really need anything better than that. They are mostly officers.

Ships
This is a list of the major ships and submarines-

Command

 * CNS Stephen Colbert (flagship) Captained by Captain John
 * CNS Bill O'Reilly
 * CNS Chuck Norris
 * CNS Jesus

Battle Ships

 * CNS Prof. McDoc
 * CNS The Greatest President Ever
 * CNS Bear Killer
 * CNS Not-A-Commie
 * CNS Ginger Slayer
 * CNS Blower-Uper
 * CNS Wiggles
 * CNS Tex

Crusiers

 * CNS Big Guns
 * CNS Bad Names
 * CNS Canadian Killer
 * CNS Not Afraid Of Bears
 * CNS No Really, Not Afraid
 * CNS Border Patrol
 * CNS Captain John

Destroyers

 * CNS Lotta Guns
 * CNS Nick-Name Pending
 * CNS Pooperts
 * CNS Lotta Big Guns
 * CNS Mexikiller
 * CNS U.S.A.
 * CNS Fluffy-Cat
 * CNS Anti-Terrorist
 * CNS Donald Rumsfeld
 * CNS ______________ (the new unnamed one)

Submarines

 * CNS Sneaky
 * CNS Underwater
 * CNS Can't See Us
 * CNS Down Here
 * CNS Super-Nuke

Aircraft Carriers

 * CNS Fly
 * CNS Bomber Guy
 * CNS Zero
 * CNS Uncreative
 * CNS That One Guy

Colbert Eliet
These people are the best of the Colbert Loyalists and the Colbert Nation. They aren't usually needed for battle, so they are used as gaurds for imporntant people and events. Prof. McDoc's gaurd is Wiggles, or the main Colbert Loyalist building has thirteen gaurds, for example. They are the most dependable and powerful dudes around. They make up about 0% of the Colbert Loyalists because they are techincally seperate and aren't icluded in the rank structure of the Colbert Loyalists, and are only officers.

Prof. McDoc, That One Guy, Wiggles, and Captain John