Billy Mays

Billy Mays or The Ghost of Billy Mays is a ghostly apparition of the netherworld that appears in the tv screens of all Real Americans just waiting to buy his Real American products. Consumers are so happy with his fine wares that they are willing to sell their souls for it!

Some good capitalist boys and good capitalist girls even wonder if The Ghosts of Billy Mays is the legendary "Spirit of Capitalism" that visits all good capitalist children every night so they can be surprised to find his fine products the next morning with an overcharged credit card bill.

Because of contractual responsibilities, The Ghost of Billy Mays is under legal obligation to continue to pitch America's products for all eternity.

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 * Pitchman Billy Mays still hawking products, even in death