Carl Cameron

Carl Cameron is no coward nor Godless. He is a hero and Godfull™. He is currently being dispatched by the "Halls of Justice" of FoxNews as an American Culture Warrior. They have sent him into the underworld of the "MSM" or Main Stream Media. The MSM is a demonic cesspool of an inferno and the playground for liberal America-haters. In order to be most effective and avoid detection, Carl Cameron poses as a "jounalist." One of the terms used to describe the footsoldiers of the Left-Wing horde.

Intel Work
His code name on file at FoxNews is "Softball," but Carl Cameron is probably best well known for his creative method of relaying important intelligence gathered about the enemy back to America-lovers. His contact and liasion is none another than George W. Bush himself!

The novel communication method developed by Mr. Cameron includes a complex combination of visual and word codes that only the Greatest President Who Has Ever Lived could understand. Ingeniously, the contacts are made out in the open, the last place anyone would expect anything to take place. These are either in the form of an interview or press conference.

The Tools of His Trade:
 * The Wink - the visual clue of Mr. Cameron given to the President right before he proceeds with a question. The meaning or meaning(s) of the wink are still a well kept secret.


 * Imbedded words - additionally, words are placed within a question that through some complex algorithms can be uncoded to find out the important piece of information. For example:

From a press confrence in 2004.

Bush: "OK, next question, right here, Carl, go for it."

Cameron: "Thank you, Mr. President, do you think that the silly Democrats will ever appreciate your magnifigance?  Or do you think that the brightness of the Glory that God has bestowed on you is so strong that it would melt the eyes right out of their demon skulls?  And if I can follow up with a yes or no question:  Yes or No, does Kerry's mom know he's gay?"

Bush: "Well, Carl, the way I see it..."

Taken into account the algorithm, the bolded words can be reconstructed to form the following phrase:

"That is a Yes"

Carl Cameron Fun Facts

 * Carl Cameron is Kirk Cameron's father AND cousin.