The List of Patriotic Things The Heroes Must Do Before Stephen Dies

=The List=

1-10
1. Eat an all American steak. 2. Wrestle a BearShark. 3. Pray to Colbert. 4. Drop the big one and see what happens. 5. Claim we invented hockey too. 6. Ignore number 5. Even we don't want hockey. 7. Tell hockey that nobody likes him. 9. Forget