Mel Gibson



An honest, patriotic actor in Hollywood. He fought to tell the true story of the life and times of the baby Jesus. Liberals didn't respect him for this act of patriotism, and blame him for influencing children to love America.

Loves Jewish people, and gives them credit for their contributions to history, even going so far as to say: "F%*#ing Jews, they are responsible for all the wars in the world."

Best known for playing a crazy, alcoholic cop in the "Lethal Weapon" movies, a role which he continues to study and practice for to this day; mostly offscreen and in the public..

On a recent episode of Law and Order, Chevy Chase (known mostly for being roasted by Stephen Colbert) portrayed a character with a remarkable likeness to Mel Gibson. Though the episode was purely 'fictional' Mr. Chase did a remarkable job expressing Gibson's true feelings about Jews

Mel Gibson has many Jewish friends, most notably Geraldo. When he said that the Jews started the most wars, he was drunk and was trying to say. "I love Jews and I love most wars." He loves wars. He was in the Patriot, Braveheart, and many other movies depicting wars!! However the liberal media would rather spin it and make Mel Gibson into someone who hates Jews, but they are quick to jump to the defense of John Kerry who most definitely without a doubt hates the troops and declared so on tv. Thankfully, Fox News is there to remind us exactly how much this former purple heart veteran hates the soldiers in Iraq.

Mel Gibson Trivia

 * Mel Gibson's car runs on Jews.
 * Mel Gibson's breakfast consists of a Dodo egg, a pillow of shredded wheat and one Arab.
 * Once, Mel Gibson made a movie about Jesus called The Passion of the Christ also known as The Golgotha Crucifixion Massacre. It was one of the best movies of all time, depicting a Jew getting crusified on a cross.
 * Mel Gibson's full name is actually Dr. Sir Sir Melbourne Saint James de Patrice Munificent Scottsdale Rochester Pimsey Norris Roger Thomas Gibson, Ph.D. He was knighted twice and received his Ph.D from an American university, which automatically gives his title of "Dr." precedence over both "Sir" titles granted by his dual knighthoods.
 * Mel Gibson farts stars of David and stripes.
 * Filliam H. Muffman wants nothing to do with Mel Gibson and neither does Bradgelina Jo Pitt.
 * Mel is half Irish, half Australian, half Jewish and 100% American

Proof that Mel is not a bad man

 * He was Mad Max. Come on. Mad Max can do no wrong.
 * He doesn't shoot good guys. When he is enforcing the law, and he has a hunch who the bad guy is, after he shoots him, that guy always turns out to actually be bad. Thus, he eliminates the need for arrest, trial and sentencing of bad guys.