Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland

The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland is the political ruler of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland. The monarchy can overrule him at any time, however, because it's the United Kingdom. The prime minister is elected by Parliament, which is basically a more British version of Congress that does not have a widespread fetish for sixteen-year-old pages.

The official acronym for the title of Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland is PMUKGBI, which sounds like a noise that a baby would make right before hacking up a wad of spit-up onto a plush carpet or portrait of Stephen Colbert.

List of Prime Ministers of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland
1. Sir Robert Walpole (1721–1742) -- Whig
 * The first real Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
 * Did a bad job fighting over Jenkins' ear. Only Europeans (and possibly Canadians) are pathetic enough to fight over the butler's ear.

2. The Earl of Wilmington (1742–1743) -- Whig
 * Had no name.
 * Made people pay a lot of money to buy beer.
 * Kind of a dumbass.

3. Henry Pelham (1743–1754) -- Whig
 * Reorganized the Royal Navy.
 * Was too much of a pussy to reorganize the Royal Army.
 * Could not find the Royal Air Force amidst all of the clutter.

4. The Duke of Newcastle (1754–1756) -- Whig
 * As with the Earl of Wilmington, had no name.
 * Built a new castle.
 * Fought the pansy-ass French in the Seven Years' War (which is properly called the French and Indian War) in North America, as if America did not even exist at all. This was generally regarded as a horribly insensitive move, but everybody approved of France getting its ass kicked.