Judy Woodruff

A factonista who interrupted the Bush family one night while they were enjoying dinner in the sanctity of their own private ranch.

Drunk and holding a grudge for some minor slight, Ms. Woodruff broke down 2 doors and several windows to scream and yell at each and every Bush family member while kicking every animal and servent on the premises.

The county sheriff finally dragged her away as she was kicking and screaming:
 * "You fucking son of a bitch. I saw what you wrote. We're not going to forget this."

Stephen will avenge The Greatest President Ever's family's honor on January 11, 2007, the date of Ms. Woodruff's ETN.