The Clash

The Clash were an English band in the 1970's and 1980's known for spreading their Satanic, drug-abusing, Socialist message in their punk music. They had 9 nine studio albums, but broke up after the realization that they were no where near as great as Stephen and the Colberts, one of their contemporaries.

== Members ==

Joe Strummer (known Socialist druggie), Mick Jones (British NAMBLA loving, bad-dental hygiene enthusiast), Paul Simonon (very attractive, man-crush worthy Commie), Drummer #1, #2, #3, #4, #27