Colbert and Colmes

January 5, 2009 Episode

 * Alan joined Stephen behind The C Desk on his own chair


 * Stephen had Alan read off a list of words and phrases which he would be allowed to say:
 * Stephen, you're right!
 * Booyah!
 * Brilliant insight, Stephen!
 * Aw snap!
 * Hamburger, you're good!
 * Boom! Goes the dynamite!


 * Blagojevich did not seat Plaxico Burress, but Roland Burris


 * they then discussed taint
 * biggest taint since Longcrotch


 * Senate removed Obama to make the Senate all-white
 * they even gave him a separate, but equal branch of government
 * Franken may be white by Senator standards


 * Blagojevich should have his own holiday


 * Stephen doesn't think a comedian should be allowed to run for public office