Lamar Smith

Lamar Smith is a Texas Republican representing the district right next to Tom DeLay's old one (Tom's was the 22nd).

Tom introduced a bill in Congress that would protect America.

Nevermind the details. Suffice it to say that Lamar loves his mother and The Baby Jesus and would never do anything to hurt either.

Most importantly, he won't allow anyone else to.

See, Lamar wants to keep Ted Stevens' internets tubes clean and articulated by "record(ing) all users' surfing activity, IM conversations and email traffic indefinitely."

If you aren't doing anything wrong, then you wouldn't block this divine proposal.

Hallelujah!

Fun Facts

 * Lamar is from Texas, so he probably has a ranch, like The Greatest President Ever!