Virginia

Virginia (Maryland's Mexico), the 10th state in the Union, was named for Queen Elizabeth I's inability to get any. It is located just south of Maryland, and just north of North Carolina. Making it a sort of super-North Carolina.

History
Established in 1752 AD (212 B.C.) by Lord Cornwallis, Virginia was used primarily as a colony to grow sweet, nutitrious tobacco that soothed the throats of the English up until the American Revolution. Sometime after the Revolution, Virginia thought it would be a good idea to secede from the Union along with the rest of the Southern States. This must have gone very well, because many Virginians display Confederate flags and symbols in every possible place. Logically, losers would not do this.

Over the next 150 years until the present, Virginia continued to decay until it got the way it is today. Basically a large suburb of DC in the north, also known as the State of Northern Virginia and where most of Virginia's liberals dwell in darkness, trailer parks in the west, and navy bases in the southeast. Many residents take pride in their ability to trample over their history by building subdivisions over it, and yet proclaiming their love for the same history.

Economy
In the modern world, Virginia has adapted to meet the requirements to participate in the global marketplace. Like by buying as many SUVs and pickups as possible, and driving them ridiculously long distances. And by somehow managing to have a tanning salon in every strip mall, despite that fact that it's sunny mearly every other day.

Virginia Today
Today Virginia consists of two main regions: NOVA (Northern Virginia) is filled with rich suburbs and people with a full set of teeth. It includes some of the richest counties in the country, so suck that Maryland. When traveling south from D.C. you will travel through rich intelligent and very non-redneckish suburbs for about 40 minutes untill you hit the brink of civilization, which is the second region known as ROVA. ROVA (Rest of Virginia) is a disgrace to not only the intelligent NOVA, but to the entire country. It is filled with rednecks and cowfucking racists. So why dont you just shove your F-150 up your ass with a pitchfork, and jump into the Atlantic Ocean (if you even know what that is) and stop making NOVA look bad.

Clearly above was written by a NOVA person. In modern day Northern virginia, the liberals are a plentiful as a prick in the democratic party. Nearly all of virginia is red, however the liberal overflow from Washington D.C. is the reason for Jim webb, Kaine, etc. Also the very affluent suburbs of the south East bring much tourist revenue to viginia, place like Viginia Beach, the Eastern Shore, etc.

Famous Virgins

 * George Macacawitz who currently lives on his make-believe plantation.

External Sources

 * Virginia Elections
 * Virginia Voting
 * Charitable Organizations in