Dijon Mustard

Dijon mustard is a condiment that the dirty socialist French invented to feed their godless elitists, it was a vulgar attempt at overthrowing the all American Ketchup from America's tables!

Who likes Dijon mustard?
Many Atheists, liberals, communists, the gays, and other "undesirables" have known to have preference over this godless condiment, but the infamy of Dijon mustard has grown thanks to the mooslim leader Obama. When news broke that the mooslim leader preferred Dijon mustard on his hamburger, this American symbol of freedom and American culture was turned into a sissified lunch, the heresy!!

External Tubes

 * Mustardgate: Obama's ruin for 2012