Texan

TEXAN
Texan is anything that comes from the Republic of Texas. It may refer to food, culture, or hot specimins of the female sex.

However it is most commonly refered to of the great race that inhabits its boundaries and is the superior form of the American language. Some of its most common words are "howdy", "ain't", "Bar-B-Que", "enchilada", "damn Yankee", and "George W. Bush is the greatest president ever and he's doin a heck of a job".