David Price

David Price is the current Congress/House Representative from NC's 4th District. He is, of course, a democrat. Unlike the rest of North Carolina, the voters of Rep. Price's district are unabashed godless communists and acamedians. Representative Price is a long-time advocate of so-called "Ethics Reform," the top item on Nancy Pelosi's 100 Hours evil plan for turning everyone in America gay. In fact, David Price has been pushing this agenda since before anyone had even heard about Mark Foley. Price and his "buddy" Barney Frank go "way back" on the old "ethics reform" number.

But let's look at Representative Price's ethics, shall we? Thanks to David Price, we now have to have that stupid "I'm so-and-so, and I approve this message" disclaimer at the end of every campaign ad, in every election cycle. That's a hell of a lot of "approving." Does that seem American to you? Or does it seem like an un-American invasion into our precious freedom of speech? If David Price were truly interested in "ethics reform," then he would not have insisted on that tacked-on "Stand by Your Ad" provision. He should know that the founding fathers fought and died in order for us to be able to spend a lot of money to attack each other anonymously.

Furthermore, David Price claims to have been a Doctor of Political Science (as if that's even possible) and to have gone to Divinity School. Again, the truth would seem to point elsewhere: Price is friends with Barney Frank, and not friends with Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA. Therefore, Representative Price is not only not a doctor and not divine, but also obviously a sinful, America-hating, gay-loving democrat who does not embrace The Stephen Colbert Experience for a better America's Planet today, tomorrow, and last week.

Don't Bother

 * David Price's "official" website
 * Reps. Price and Brad Miller write a poison-pen letter to The Greatest President - EVER