Wal-Mart

Wal-Mart is a sovereign nation of 50,460,110 citizens.

It is located on the North American continent.

History
Wal-Mart began as a small island, but expanded into an empire. It purchased the United States of America from Republicans in 2012, when Amercia could not repay its debt to China.

China paid for America in full, in cash. Republicans are paying to get back the "red states" on a special lay-away plan.

Social Structure
The society of Wal-Mart is based on The Holy Bible. All laws are based on The Holy Bible. And reality is updated every 15 minutes on cable TV for all to see.

Because Wal-Mart society is Bible-based, it was no surprize to anyone that Wal-Mart would be able to make capitalism more efficient than it has ever been.

Wal-Mart society is a perfected version of capitalism, where the government has been drowned in a bathtub allowing the market forces to do whatever the invisible hand decides.

Market forces have perfected America and named it Wal-Mart.

Wal-Mart's efficiency and serendipitous legal reforms have made life so wonderful for all citizens.

Employment
Employment at Wal-Mart is guaranteed. If a citizen cannot work directly at a Wal-Mart supermarket, department store, Superstore, pharmacy, bank, gas station, movie theater, or whorehouse, they can find work with a Wal-Mart Support Industry.

Wal-Mart Support Industries are simply the parts of Wal-Mart that are not directly employed through the stores, they are:
 * 1) warehouses
 * 2) transportation system (goods and personnel)
 * 3) security forces
 * 4) cleaning services
 * 5) communications

Housing
Since the nation of Wal-Mart is a wholly owned subsidiary of Wal-Mart, Inc, LLC, all property within it's borders belongs to Wal-Mart. And because Wal-Mart is so loving and compassionate, they make properties available for rent to their 50,460,105 employees.

Rent for housing is taken directly out of an employees paycheck, which is just another example of Wal-Mart's efficiency.

Religion
Wal-Mart has taken the idea of the Mega-Church and made it their own. Inside every Wal-Mart Store is an Express Church™ that receives services directly from the Wal-Mart Support Communications Industry five times a day.

This way all 50,460,105 Wal-Mart employees can receive spiritual guidance simultaneously.

Bear Attacks
Bears have been organizing attacks against Wal-Mart through their puppets, labor unions. Wal-Mart would rather close a store than to see these Godless communists take over. Unfortunately, if your entire country is run by Godless communists, such as China, Wal-Mart is defenseless in stopping labor and union rights from being imposed. Wal mart has sent out secret agents known as "pochers" to kill of the bears.