Pedobear

Pedobear is a form of godless bears, except rather than being a godless killing machine, they are godless pedo-kissing machines. It is a famous Japanese meme and is known in Japan as "Kuma" (meaning "Bear").

Parent Beware
Parents beware! Pedobear has become a mascot for online pedophiles, specifically targeting innocent prepubescent girls. (Just google "pedobear" to find all those ungodly sites for lovers of immoral bears.)


 * If you go down to the woods today,
 * You're sure of a big surprise
 * If you go down to the woods today,
 * You'd better go in disguise.
 * For ev'ry Pedo that ever there was,
 * Will gather there for certain, because
 * Today's the day the Pedo Bears have their picnic.
 * Ev'ry Pedo Bear who's "sportin' wood",
 * Is sure of a treat today.
 * There's lots of marvelous lolis to lick,
 * And wonderful games to play
 * Beneath the trees where nobody sees,
 * They'll chase and rape as long as they please
 * 'Cause that's the way the Pedo Bears have their picnic!
 * 'Cause that's the way the Pedo Bears have their picnic!

Ties To The Greater Bear Family
Pedobear possesses a cute teddy bear appearance. The exact relationships between Pedobear and teddy bear is unknown but experts believed that teddy bears are used to desensitized innocent prepubescent girls. Experts believed that once innocent prepubescent girls are used to hugging, snuggling, and kissing teddy bears, the girls will be open to being hugged and kissed by Pedobear.

Elite Lolidefense Force
To combat the ungodly scourge that is the Pedobear, the brave and noble lolis of the world gathered forth to form the Elite Lolidefense Force (ELF) to protect their sisterhood. ELF consists of the best skilled and the most combat hardened lolis ranging from mecha pilots to magical girls to kunoichi. ELF has launched a world-wide bear-hunt and will track down the very sick bear to bring it to justice.