Panda Bear

The Panda Bear, a form of bear, is yet another Godless killing machine. They are quite similar to Polar Bears, except that the bleach only hit them in certain spots, resulting in their black-and-white appearance. These bears are not as dangerous as the others, as they are too upset about their own identity, and the occasional lucky human will find one too confused to attack.

Still, though, they are Godless killing machines just like their cousins, and if the opportunity is presented, one should kill them without remorse. Panda hunting is still legal in all countries except Canada and France.

Stephen Colbert once admitted to killing a panda, to apparently out-scoop www.colbertkilledapanda.com.

Panda Population
It is a well known fact that the numbers of Pandas in the wild is dwindling, despite efforts by Zoos across the world. Some zoos, notably the San Diego Zoo, even tried to use Panda Porn to get thier pandas to have sex. Just to piss of their zoo keepers, the male panda pulled out.