User:Firejunkmonkey

FireJunkMonkey

FireJunkMonkey is merely an alias for a guy who has way to much time on his hands. FireJunkMonkey (or FJM for short) dedicates most of his time trying to break down the idiots at wikipedia who don't want to allow truthiness to seep into their web page.

Contributions

FJM has made many contributions to truthiness other then this article you are currently reading, FJM has also edited multiple articles on wikipedia.com to reflect actually wikiality. FJM was also a major contributor to the Colbert Hid, and Steagle Colbeagle voting efforts. He often made his own rules when voting for what he believed in. Such restrictions as the "one vote per IP address" did not halt his efforts to make Stephen Colbert a major figure in our countries history.

FJM's Beliefs

FJM believes only one thing, if enough people believe something is true then it is true (this is known as wikiality). FJM doesn't have any specific religion, but more something like a loose collaboration of morals and old Yiddish proverbs he learned from a Sherpa back in his military days.