The Internet

The so-called "Internet" was invented by Al Gore as a liberally-biased, poorly designed knock-off version of the far superior Internets.

In the summer of 2006, Senator Ted "Jailbird" Stevens amazed the world when he told us the truth about the internet - it was in fact a series of tubes!(I knew something was up when I had to call Joe the Plumber to fix my internet!). The event, which became known as the "revealing of the tubes", became a national holiday on October 1st, 2007. Every year since then we celebrate when this great American(Republican,of course!) explained complex technology for simple folks like us.

What it doesn't have
Mr. Gore's Internet:
 * has no tubes
 * does not have The eBay
 * has few or no Studs
 * lacks wikiality, Wikiality.com
 * does not run on truthiness
 * Innocents. There are no innocents on the Internet.

What it does have
There are very few "parts" to Mr. Gore's Internet:
 * a lock box
 * warm globes
 * a whoopie cushion that sighs really loudly
 * a dump truck
 * bears

Mr. Gore's Internet by Any Other Name
"Internet" can also be a noun used hand in hand with the word "email", as used by Ted Stevens, Chairman of e-commerce:

"I...just the other day, got an internet sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday. Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially..."

Clearly many email providers have been using the wrong terminology all along. Hopefully, with the help of Ted Stevens' truthiness, Internet Service Providers and free web-based email services will begin to use the right terminology when referring to the sending and receiving of an internet.

The Liberal Bias of Mr. Gore's Internet
In addition to facts, Mr. Gore's poorly designed, Anti-American Internet also has a well-known liberal bias. All over the Internet (not to be confused with The Internets), leftist bloggers and Anti-American factonistas publish pages and pages of facts with absolutely no heart. The Google News for one has an established history of hating the President and presenting thousands of search results that contain absolutely no truthiness. Notice how The Google has the options "Sort by Date", "Sort by Relevance", but no option to "Sort by Truthiness"? See for yourself. This is one of the major differences between the fact-infested "Internet", and the truthy, unbiased, fair and balanced Internets.



External Tubes

 * Internet Series of Tubes for Dummies Ladies: Women edition. Because women are too dumb unfamiliar with computers
 * GOP discovers the "Ethernet"
 * Liberal terrorist steals from the series of tubes
 * Blind man steals "Series of Tubes"!
 * The Series of Tubes is full of AIDS!!!
 * China's series of tubes is addictive
 * Kalyfornia finds cheap and efficient way to store classified documents
 * Germany Invades Series of Tubes: Netizens to be sent to "Series of Tubes" Summer Camp
 * Series of Tubes Claims another innocent victim
 * Libural University to adopt new E.P. Grade (Epic Fail)
 * Series of Tubes comes to life
 * Communists to Regulate Series of Tubes
 * Series of Tubes Celebrates 40 years of service
 * Series of Tubes brings more unemployment
 * Squirrel invades Series of Tubes
 * Mini-series of tubes hurt children and starts new model of irony
 * Series of Tubes sues gay terrorists
 * Father of Series of Tubes sorry for inventing Series of Tubes: "What have I done!"

Disclaimer

 * Wikiality.com has been asked by the government to provide all usernames and passwords for National security reasons


 * In a case of emergency the government can shut down all series of tubes and take note of your personal information... you terrorist hippie...


 * Wikiality is not responsible for any mental, physical, or psychological damages nor can it be liable for damages and compensations


 * For legal reasons the series of tubes is owned by America


 * I meant to say our Chinese Masters!