Geneva Conventions

The Geneva Conventions are more standards liberals are trying to shove down, God-fearing, Christian America-loving Americans throats.

Apparently, the "Conventions" are not just standards, they're treaties! Ha! That just makes them that much more un-American! America doesn't listen to the UN what makes Switzerland think we're gonna listen to them? Don't believe us? Go ask Geronimo how his real estate market is going! HA! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!