Heaven

Heaven (N)- A place where christians go after death. If they were bad, they go to hell.(see: Ronald Reagan's Ghost)

Heaven Residents

 * Santa Clause


 * Glenda the Good Witch


 * Tooth Fairy


 * Monica Lewinsky's Dress (Maybe?)


 * The Easter Bunny


 * Dorothy From The Wizard of Oz


 * Mr. Furley from Three's Company (my gut tells me he made it in)


 * Dolphins (They Are Christ-like)


 * McDonalds 1980s commercials (these commercials are classic, doesn't classic seem christian like?)


 * Mr. Rogers (Hi Neighbor)


 * Fanny Packs (Don't ask why, just assume)


 * Borat Sangdive


 * Jon Stewart


 * Barry Bonds


 * Kyle Speight