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=Dozens Of Dolphins And Whales Beach Themselves In Australia=

=Alaskan Volcano Mount Redoubt Erupts=


 * On behalf of the scientific community suck it Jindal. --Grazon 02:53, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

=Ash From Alaskan Volcano Interrupts Air Travel, Clogs Rivers=

=People In North Dakota And Minnesota Prepare For Flooding=

=Red River Has Overtopped Its Banks=
 * Do I see a can of "Dapper Dan" floating in there? --Atenea del Sol 04:02, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

=Sandbagging Continues As Blizzards Hit Upper Midwest=

=Study Links Student Obesity With School's Proximity To Fast Food Outlets= File photo of a food court on the Las Vegas Strip




 * Breaking news: Junk food makes you FAT! Gasp! --DorkVader 16:53, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

=People Attend Grocery Auctions=


 * "I've got $150 for the bag of secondhand Froot Loops we swept up off the floor, from the obese, twitchy gentleman in the back. Do I hear 200?" --Atenea del Sol 22:39, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
 * "Lot 358 is a lovely box of weed we confiscated from our stockboys. We'll start the bidding at $10.00!" --Atenea del Sol 22:43, 25 March 2009 (UTC)


 * Buford had to end the auction on Lot #9212 (the open box of assorted bacon) as bidders used it to dump their ashtrays.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 20:54, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

=U.S. Treasury Announces Plan To Help The Financial System=


 * "We'll just give every bank a stack of $100 bills this thick. --Atenea del Sol 00:09, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
 * "Heheheh. I'm crushing you, Hillary. Squish!" --DorkVader 16:50, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

=Oldest Known Photograph Of Manhattan=
 * Even in 1848 parking was outrageous.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 01:26, 26 March 2009 (UTC)