Witch

A Witch is a corrupted type of woman who has forsaken God, America, and Stephen Colbert in favor of deluded and evil ideas such as liberalism, feminism, communism, or bearology.

What Do They Look Like?
Witches come in all shapes, sizes and colors. Here are some flavors you might have seen on television.

What Should Be Done With Them?
In the olden days, witches and women accused of being witches, were rounded up and either drowned or burned alive. But we live in more compassionate and reasonable times, so now they are just torn limb from limb by an undead liberal monster called The Media.