Foot-In-Mouth Disease

Foot-In-Mouth Disease
Foot-In-Mouth disease is a disease millions of politicans surfer from worldwide. The disease was first discovered during the Roman Empire. The disease makes a politician say one thing or "lie" but when they are confronted with reality they either a) retract their previous statement, b) lie their way out of it, c) create another scenario, d) make a believeable, "truthy" statement, or in extreme cases e) tell you to go "F**K yourself and become very belligerent. (See: Dick Cheney)