Current Events

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Get Ready for the Holidays
NOV 5, 2006 Check out Articles needed to make the holidays more American than ever, here.

2006 Truthiness Awards Are Now Accepting Nominations
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Colbert In the News
HE CALLED IT. Does this mean By Stephen Colbert's Campaign against evil aka Microsoft. That he is going to start supporting Linux, Unix, Mac?
 * Stephen Colbert secured the online world by joining the Firefox development team.

current events deemed too truthy for the general public

 * Unitary funds caused the rebirth of the grey literary works (1792).
 * After militant uprisings in western coastline of Tennessee ultraporn was outlawed. The decision was announced at a local Presbyterian church that was demolished later that day to make way for an abortion clinic. One local had this to say "You [expletive deleted] best back up off ma hoes and get to steppin' before I bust a cap in yo face."
 * Anything occuring in the month of October.

August Elephant Population
Figures this August show there to be the biggest increase in elephants since 1974.