Whales

What is a Whale?
A Whale is a close relative of the fish called the [http://www.wikiality.com/Dolphin Dolphin. It is also a fish like a hippopotamus or turtle. It is huge and fat because all it does is eat little monsters called plankot like the one from SpongeBob that tries to steal the Krabby Patty formula.

Worthless? I think not!
The republicans are currently working on making special oil refineries to extract the precious oil from whales. The refinery will be simple and economic.