Latte

A latte is a coffee beverage that is a liberal adulteration of coffee. Many liberals add a little-known but deadly "homosexual syrup" to the latte to give it a light Jesus Juice flavor.

The latte is prepared by mixing together equal parts milk, espresso, and "homosexual syrup." It is widely popular beverage among French liberals, and the media accused innocent Congressman Mark Foley of using it to seduce congressional pages.