Microsoft

The Software by Microsoft is made to make you life easier, But instead it brings the close relationship between your computer and you to 2 warring nations, like Iran and America. As we have seen Stephen slam his computer because of the evil Commie Program Windows XP, People are unaware of Stephens Secret plan to Americanize Windows into a new OS that is friendly to americans (MAC, UNIX,LINUX?) The Commie terror has been infecting america since the 1980s when Bill Gates who has finally quit drinking but had been drinking since joined forces with the spirit of Joeseph Stalin and Created Windows 3.1. After Corrupting the American Computer market, Gates Claimed Microsoft as big brother and the internet relm as his 1984. But Stephen Using his magical powers drove off the evil sprit of Stalin and Gates cured his problem and now is giving instead of dominiating. and on the Verge of Windows Vista what Hero will save us from its bugs/crashes/crakcs/and plane just doesnt work.