Clean Skies Initiative

The Clean Skies Initiative is an important proposal by President George W. Bush to reduce toxic emissions and turn Earth into a big ball of utopia. Unfortunately, the nasty, vicious Greenpeace-hugging, freedom-hating Democrats have tried to block the Clean Skies Initiative because "it's not good enough". Look, you donkey-brained morons: global warming is a liberal lie. There's no danger from industries doing what industries will. The president knows what he's doing. Why don't you stop moaning and griping about saving the trees and the dolphins and whatever and go get laid. I hear Nancy Pelosi has been looking for somebody dumb enough to screw her.