DVD

An updated version of Beta tapes, DVD's were invented by Fred Phelps in 1969. DVD's are based primarily on "magnetic radio-active vaccuum tube" technology. When played on a standard Laser Disc player, they emit sound and video waves through the air which find the nearest TV and hi-jacks it perminently. In 2008 DVDs were found out to be the number 1 cause of diarrhea related deaths in the world.