User:Bearologist

Following the path of a long line of ufologists in my family, there would have been another ufologist, were it not for the great Stephen Colbert. To his divine inspiration, I choose to become a bearologist, in order to warn the world of the threat of bears. I believe in my gut that bears pose a greater threat to America than ufo and--God is my witness--I will uncover all bear conspiracies.