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=Dr. Colbert Featured On Entertainment Weekly Cover= On the right, John Stewart



Hey who's the sexy dame in the wig? I bet Stephen would love to bone that. --Grazon 02:16, 2 October 2008 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Ever Summons Congressional Leaders and The 2 Presidential Candidates To The White House To Solve The Financial Crisis=
 * Bush looks down the table* What's the janitor do'n here? --Grazon 02:17, 2 October 2008 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Ever Speaks To Reporters Outside The White House Regarding The Financial Crisis=


 * I need a scotch. --Grazon 02:18, 2 October 2008 (UTC)
 * That one felt a bit... wet. Doesn't smell too good, either... --OHeL 00:21, 4 October 2008 (UTC)

=The Greatest Maverick Ever Greets Barack Hussein Obama Prior To Their First Debate=


 * Would someone please get the bellhop to let go of my hand? --Grazon 22:05, 27 September 2008 (UTC)
 * John! Put your hand out sideways, not palm-down! I'm going to shake it, not kiss it!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 02:25, 2 October 2008 (UTC)

=First Man From China Goes On Space Walk= His name is Mission Commander Zhai Zhigang and he is China's first taikonaut to engage in "extra-vehicular activity" while in orbit around America's Planet




 * I wonder if they borrowed NASA's moon-walk studio for these shots, too bad some of the script got out early. --Randroid 05:38, 30 September 2008 (UTC)
 * I want my MTV... and my share of your $700 billion bailout... --OHeL 00:23, 4 October 2008 (UTC)

=Japan's Parliament Selects Taro Aso As Prime Minister=
 * "You thought it was time to tear a new one... ladies and gentlemen... let me introduce "Taro Aso"! --OHeL 03:46, 4 October 2008 (UTC)

=The Greatest Secretary Of State Ever Exits New York Beauty Salon=
 * The visit was said to have been unsuccessful and she remains ugly as sin--Mr SmokesTooMuch 18:46, 4 October 2008 (UTC)

=Barack Hussein Obama Tossed Water Bottle To Crowd At Rally In Detroit= A woman in the crowd was "distressed"



=The Greatest Maverick Ever Takes On George Stephanopoulos=

=Protesters Gather On Wall Street To Voice Concerns About Possible Bailout=

=Pirates Highjack Ship=


 * If this was in San Fran they'd be butt pirates. --Grazon 02:19, 2 October 2008 (UTC)
 * Other ships in the area are being advised to "Pull Up The Freakin' Ladder Already!".--Mr SmokesTooMuch 18:48, 4 October 2008 (UTC)

=Sarah Palin Prepares For Her Debate With Joe Biden=
 * Is she preping for a debate or a tampon comercial? --Grazon 23:23, 2 October 2008 (UTC)

=Abandoned House Sold on eBay for $1.75=

This is where having a golden parachute should land you. --Grazon 23:45, 3 October 2008 (UTC)

=Joe Biden Greets The Crowd At A Rally In Detroit=

=Moderator Gwen Ifill Surveys Stage Before Vice Presidential Debate=

=The Greatest Maveratrix Ever Competes In The Only Vice Presidential Debate=
 * "May I call you Joe?" "May I spank your ass?" --Grazon 23:21, 4 October 2008 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Ever Signs The Emergency Economic Stabilization Act Of 2008=
 * IOU $700,000,000,000.00. GWB. --OHeL 00:27, 4 October 2008 (UTC)
 * "Ah'm so great I don't even have to look as I sign my name! hehehe Watch me! hehehe.  It's Miller Time!"--Mr SmokesTooMuch 18:53, 4 October 2008 (UTC)

=Two Spiral Galaxies In The Hercules Constellation=
 * Or, as the geeks at NASA have nicknamed it, "Space Boobies!"--Mr SmokesTooMuch 18:51, 4 October 2008 (UTC)

=O.J. Simpson Found Guilty On All Charges In Las Vegas=


 * "Who do I have to kill around here to get a retrial?" --Sneakers 10:28, 4 October 2008 (UTC)