Amish

Amish are a people who live in Pennsylvania, who, unlike Evangelical Christians, do not use technologies developed by people they hate. Which makes them un-american and almost too commie, but on the other hand they are very pious and christian, making them a very strange hybrid of un-american, commie, republican. We may need God's judgment on this one...

It is not clear whether they will be going to Heaven due to their devotion to poverty and the rejection of God's true religion, Moneytheism and Capitalism, America's religion.

Why they hate the greatest of American traditions, money is not clear. But horse-drawn buggies go to hell along with their owners.