Canadian Conspiracy

The Canadian Conspiricy, similar to the Jewish Conspiricy, is the speculation that Canadians are taking over the United States of America. Not many Americans, except a few comedians, have ever expected such a move, by their friend and ally, Canada. While America is still working on it's "Manifest Destiny", it hasn't taken enough time to notice the rampant Anti-Americanism and the Canadians own "Manifest Destiny", begging as a small amount of land and growing to the second largest country on the planet, without war. The Canadians have shown how easy it is to aquire land using their stragedies.

Takeover of the Media
Currently, the takeover of the American Media, in every possible form, has already been done.

The top bands Americans listen to nowadays are Canadian. The news they watch is controlled by Canadians.

The shows they watch is filled with referencess to Canada. Example, the producers of South Park and many of the actors, even though having an Anti-Canadian film, note that is actually an attack on America, and that many of the peopel who work with South Park are actually Canadian. Trey Parker and Matt Stone have said "We love Canada!". The Simpsons, the biggest cartoon show on the planet, is the greatest example of the takeover. Homor Simpson is based off a Canadian. Canadian Referances are everywhere. Infact, Springfield could be actually based off the Canadian City "Ajax" in Ontario.

Over 20% of Hollywood is now Canadian. For example, the highest paid actor, and the funniest man on the planet, a proud Canadian and Toronto Maple Leafs fan, Jim Carrey, is a Canadian. Big hit rock bands, liek Nickelback, make the top of America's charts and control.

Anti-Americanism in Canada
Canadians are known for being the worlds first Anti-Americans.

When the Americans revolted in 1776 agaisnt Britain, the Canadians strongly opposed. And after 5 failed invasion attempts by America, Canadians haven't been so happy with their neighbour, even thoguh the last invasion attempt was almost 200 years ago.

The Liberal Media also has allowed the acceptance of Anti-Americanism hate among the Canadian population.

Canadians and Intellegence
America doesn't really look into it, but America is infultrated with Loyalist Canadian spies. They act just like Americans, getting rid of the slightly different accent is easy.

Infact, Canadians infultrate the United States every winter. These special Canadian spies "vacation" in the United States during the Canadian Winters. Their codename is "Snowbirds".

How they will do it
Almost 90% of Canadians live right on the United States border. Canadians are fierous nationalists and many would die for their country, no matter who they be. In Canada, a Canadian Liberal would fight for Canada as much as a Conservative.

Simply, because they run the propaganda machine (the media), they can simply lie to the United States citizens, undetected. Claiming nothing is wrong and brainwashing the American people.

The first assualt would be on Alaska. Canadians have been bitter with Alaska ever since they lost some land to the USA almost 100 years ago. They would invade and occupy "The Alaskan Panhandle" and re-claim once Canadian land.

Then the Canadians who control the American economy, would crush it.

This would put America into a total disastor. The Canadians would overthrow the American government and take the New Land as theirs, renaming America "Canada Jr."

Why
Canadians have always wanted the United States and severly disliked it.

It's only a matter of time before they strike, but it's to late to stop them anyway.

Truthiness
Much of this is based on actual facts, but these facts where taken and used to form an imaginary attack on the United States of America.

The scary thing is, that this article could be true, and that the truth has actually finally been revealed!