The Twitter



The Twitter is a new internets technology/application that allows people to upload into the tubes detailed reports about every damn thing they do.

It was co-founded by Biz Stone when he got bored with another job and decided to slack off.

Almost like a cross between social networking sites (eg: MySpace) and public email, The twitter was invented with Attention whores in mind so they could input information they imagine someone would be interested in.



Each individual entry posted on one's twitter page is called a tweet. Twittering in the past tense is twatting as in I have twatted.

Dr. Colbert has decreed that the name "twitters" can apply to Indians used by explorers of the Amazon rainforest to carry messages back to civilization.

External Tubes
The tweets of Dr. Colbert: StephenAtHome