Methodists

This Church should scare the crap out of all real Americans.

Somehow not only is George Bush a member of this church but so is Hillary Clinton.

But wait it gets worse.

Not only has Bill Clinton been seen attending it but so has Dick Cheney.

A couple of founding fathers were members so it must be good but WTF????? so are thousands of Anti-War activists?????????

WTF is going on with these crazy protestants?

Why can't they be more like the one true church?