French

The word "French" describes anything that comes from France.

Not limited to the smelly French people, but to everything that comes from France.

But mostly it is an attitude of superiority; the French use the word "French" as a way of belittling anyone who isn't French, or can't speak Frog, or can't stomach eating Goose Blood Soup.

The Food
Creme-based, fatty, tiny portions followed by anti-freeze-laced wine. Mostly, they just grab grass and shit from their backyards and throw it on a plate and then spit at you when you ask them, "WTF!?"

A noticeable exception is French Bread which was indubitably stolen from the Great Colbert

Es cargo is snails. French people eat snails because its the only thing they can kill. The French tried to eat slugs, but surrendered when the slugs viciously slimed them. Not like the americans who eat only some hamburger and French fries, with their food the french are not as fat as the american.

The "Art"
The French think they are sooo much better than everyone. And they use their "taste" in art as some kind of proof, like I care. Here are some "arts" that the French throw around as if they are better than everybody else.

Movies
They think Jerry Lewis is a genius, so they call it "le cinema". Like that's gonna make their movies not suck.

tv
they do not hav the good stuff on their t.v.'s only the french crap that they think it is good because they think highly of themselves! they wish they could say Je regarder colbert mais j'est stupidè

Museum Shit
Sculptures, paintings, who really cares. Okay, so they do put naked chicks in everything, which is good, but they are sooo stuck up, so fuck 'em.

Literature
How can I know if any of it's any good, if it's all written in French? Okay, how about this: because it's written in French, it sucks!

Which brings us to...

The Language
I wouldn't mind the French so much if they would just learn to speak American. (French interruption : actually, I can speak American....mmmhhh...never mind, lalalalalalala) It really just pisses me off with all thoses snorts and whistles. Can anyone get them to stop saying "oui oui(pronounced :wee wee)!"? It's not that impressive.

The language "French" must not be confused with the language "French, bitch", which has provided us with many useful and important words.

The Hygiene
The French are famous for their obscene body odor. French subways smell like the Third World with an underlying hint of Limburger cheese. In Fact, the French only bathe when they are so dirty it hurts. The French are also known to shower in pigs sweat known as "le douche de cochon" in American this means "we like the spread smelly pig pits all over are smelly body's and call it a shower." That description was good three century ago, today the french take two shower by day, "VIVE LA FRANCE"