Prius

Summary
The Toyota Prius is the largest Matchbox car ever made. It is also the first toy car to run only on Al Gore's ego. Unfortunately, the Prius will eventually tear the universe apart due to the excess of homosexuality. This dangerous toxin is released into the air by the Prius. Along with the poison, other emmisions are: anthrax, Dennis Kucinich's pocket items, and other Priuses (that's right, they reproduce!). Other auto-makers are trying to stop this menace, but have made the opposite motion. The homosexuality actually infects those who oppose it first. This car will be the largest cause of people turning gay and wanting to burn in hell. Hopefully it will be stopped before it takes over the world with it's buddy, Japan.