C-train

The C-train is a nerve ending attributed to a dominant gene alene that has yet to be discovered, but it likely has something to do with the size of a male gender participant's "balls" in relation to congress with the female sex.

Regardless, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA, relayed to a faithful Nation on his Feb. 14, 2007, broadcast that there appeared to exist a "C-train ladies can ride in my bedroom" in repsonse to the interference by New York Metropolitan Transportation Authority's meddling in passengers copulation with the distribution of their subway-themed prophylactics.