President Colbert

U.S. President Steven Colbert, 2008-2016

Steven Colbert, running as both a Republican and a Democrat, swept the South Carolina primary in fall of 2007. He ran on a platform of being America.

Some suspect that the final results, Colbert 5,654,321 vs. Clinton 5,654,320, Kusinich 1, was decided by splitter Judge Suter, in landmark decision Colbert v. Clinton, that stopped the recount after so paper trail could be found.

Colbert's double-term outsourced the military to China, saving enough to pay for Social Security. His first four years were spent blaming Bush 43, the last four blaming Bush 44.