INSANIBEARS!!!

'''An Ode To Stephen Colbert

How does one repair a broken Insanibear, its former roar now little more than a Hoot?

Hoot, indeed, as the owl might have said, though we needn't concern ourselves with him, for he, like these many pathetic rhymes, is a waste of time.

Now, why, ask you, might a bear issue a Hoot? For he is Insane! Ask any countryman (not Canadian), he'll say, The godless killing machines need no explanations.

How should the terribly mighty Insanibear meet such disrepair? Only at the hands of beloved Colbert!

But why think to repair a broken Insanibear? Would it not suffice to enjoy its despair?

For the small-minded, yes.

I find myself as of a different sort, one which, given our downtrodden foe, might grant him freshest life aglow—

But let's be brief: a life renewed is as quickly, shall we say, revoked. And so we repair the Insanibear, our foe, that we might break him again.