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=Coen Brothers Win Academy Awards=


 * Russ Lieber steals an award from the Cohen brothers. 19:00, 25 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon

=Image Of Barack Hussein Obama From 2006 Trip To Africa Discovered=
 * Mwa, ha, ha! With this picture, Clinton will surely win the Democrat primary. May the Goddess be with us. --88.191.41.118 02:15, 26 February 2008 (UTC)
 * You hear that noise? It's the sound over every freeper in America having an orgasm. 02:21, 26 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon
 * "So I just play this flute and snakes will start dancing out of wicker baskets, eh?" --Careax 08:57, 26 February 2008 (UTC)
 * "I must remind you that we don't recommend this ritual for those with arthritis, pregnant women, and people running for President of the United States of America." - The Lake Effect 22:50, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

=Police Dogs In Germany Get Shoes=
 * Our new show: "Animals Close-Up With a Wide-Angle Lens Wearing Shoes"--85.181.174.24 19:04, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

=5,500 Year-old Structure Found In Peru=
 * Larry King's long lost birthplace finally rediscovered. --Careax 08:48, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

=American Student Starved While Studying In Egypt=


 * go buy some food. --Slappy 02:32, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

=Cuba's New President, Raul Castro Meets With Vatican Official=
 * "You want to smell some Cuban smoke? Pull my finger!" --Careax 18:00, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
 * Sneek peek of the new Hollywood blockbuster: Mr. Magoo goes to the Vatican. --Careax 18:25, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

=Ghana's President Gets To Meet The Greatest President Ever=
 * No I'm not your uncle and if you ask me about rice one more times I'm kicking your pale ass chimpy! 04:09, 29 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon
 * Ghana's president, John Kufour, objects to The Greatest President Ever's nickname for him: Principal Blackman.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer
 * "For the last time President Bush, I don't want to hear about Condi's huge ass!" --Careax 18:23, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

=Two Fighter Jets Crash Over Gulf Of Mexico= Two F-15 Eagles did crash during training exercises, just not the two pictured.


 * Hugo Chavez immediately blames Columbia. --Careax 18:21, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

=Britain's Prince Harry Secretly Deployed In Afghanistan For Three Months=


 * If I knee his donkey will I have Royaly kicked his ass? 20:28, 28 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon
 * Dear grandmama: This war has made me a man.
 * "Nice ass kid. Reminds me of my step-mother." --Careax 18:18, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

=Gas Leak May Have Caused Explosion In Illinois Shopping Center=
 * The kind of "blowout sale" you DON'T want to be at! --Careax 17:57, 1 March 2008 (UTC)