Oompa Loompa

A cross between leprechauns and pygmies, Oompa Loompas are a rare breed of little person who are enslaved employed exclusively in Stephen's Formula 401K factory.

Duties

 * Washing used beakers
 * Singing and dancing for VIP visitors

Fractoids

 * Contrary to popular belief Oompa Loompas are not illegal immigrants.
 * Mitt Romney desperately wants to get his hands on some Oompa Loompas to replace his perfectly legal immigrant gardeners.
 * Claims that Dennis Kucinich is actually an Oompa Loompa with bleached skin are totally false. Probably. Maybe.