Charlie Brown

A hopeful character of an American comic strip, whose girlfriend, Lucy is a tease.

Charlie has a dog named "Snoopy" who doesn't look like a beagle, but really is.

Charlie goes to a public school, where the teachers are all illegal aliens, whose accents are so thick, no one can understand a word they say.

The public school holds social events where the children are encouraged to dance and mingle between the sexes.