Greenpeace

Greenpeace is a pressure group, dedicated to the protection the environment. In other words, a bunch of tree-hugging, kelp-eating, whale-reacharound-giving hippies who believe that the Spotted Owl is more important than an SUV, despite the fact that very few people commute to work in a Spotted Owl.

The groups activities include -

Whining Bellyaching Not using deodourant Attempting to persuade the world that Pandas are not really Godless killing machines.

Greenpeace were formed in 1971 by a bunch of Canadians who were running out of ways to annoy President Richard Nixon as the USA had by this stage run out of draft-dodgers.

In 1985, the flagship of the movement the Rainbow Warrior was bombed by the French and sank, thus giving many members the first bath they had experienced in years.