Citizenship Truther





Citizenship Truthers are American citizens more concerned about the Constitution than anyone else on the planet, especially ACLU.

Background


Citizenship Truthers was established back in 1880 to uncover a British/Canadian conspiracy to turn America into weak Canadians. Chester Arthur Stalin stole the Presidency by claiming to be an American Citizen when was in fact Canadian, it is also suspected that he was also responsible for the assassination of President James Garfield by dosing his lasagna with heavy cholesterol... the devious bastard. Thankfully Real American Hero Arthur Hinman found proof of his Canadian Birth Certificate and Chester Arthur Stalin was impeached the next day!

Organization

 * The Citizenship Truther Hierarchy

Leaders

 * Orly Taitz
 * Lou Dobbs
 * Andy Martin
 * Jerome Corsi
 * Philip Berg
 * Alan Keyes
 * Wiley Drake
 * Ron Polarik (Ron Polland)
 * Ed Hale
 * Tom DeLay

Members

 * Clarence Thomas
 * All Real Americans
 * Arnold Schwarzenegger
 * Richard Shelby
 * Bill Posner
 * Liz Cheney
 * Rep. Cathy McMorris Rogers (R-WA)
 * Rep. Charles Boustany (R-LA)
 * Rep. Tim Murphy (R-PA)
 * Rep. Tom Price (R-GA)
 * Rep. Thaddeus McCotter (R-MI)
 * Rep. Jeff Fortenberry (R-NE)
 * Rep. Greg Harper (R-MS)
 * Rep. Roy Blunt (R-MO)
 * Rep. Randy Neugebauer (R-TX)
 * Rep. John Sullivan (R-Okla.)
 * Super Investigative Reporter Kristen
 * Rep. Trent Franks (R-Ariz.)
 * Hector Maldonado. The first Mexican Brown Citizenship Truther.

Supporters

 * Jason Hommel
 * Shirley
 * The US Constitution

Emergency News: Facebook Joins The Fight Against Mooslim Tyrant!
Yes! Citizenship Truthers have gone viral and digital. We have now reached the corner of the series of tubes!

Haters

 * Anderson Cooper
 * ACLU
 * Barack Hussein Obama
 * Ann Coulter some crazy old lady
 * Papa Bear Pedobear
 * Some Libural Web
 * Orlando Sentinel
 * Daily Kos
 * Salon.com
 * Rep. Trent Franks (R-Ariz.) for lack of ballz

SHOCKING NEWS: Joe Biden May NOT BE AMERICAN!
That's right Nation. Citizenship Truthers have uncovered evidence that Joe Biden May not in fact be American at all! To know more about the truthiness you can follow the trail of evidence at www.whereisyourbirthcertificatejoebidenyoutraitor.com

New Mission: Abolish the 14th Amendment
The 14th Amendment is giving free rides to fureigners and their children, it is time to stop this entitlement program and fight back for America! And once the 14th Amendment is abolished we can expel Obama since he is not American!


 * Join Us Now!


 * The New Members

External Tubes

 * (Lack of) Proof!
 * Pentagon refuses to obey Obama: "He is not the Real Commander in Chief"
 * more evidence that Obama is not amurikan!
 * 170 more Real Americans join the Citizenship Truther
 * Watergate Hero discovers new evidence against Obama
 * More evidence that Obama is not American!
 * Citizenship Truthers welcome honorary members
 * Libural Media acknowledges that maybe there is some truth about the mooslim conspiracy
 * Lou Dobbs convinces CNN to take Citizenship Truther's cause!
 * John McCain Joins cause!
 * Obama uses Hypnosis to convince America he is American!
 * Birther gains momentum
 * Freerepublic discovers shocking evidence!! Is Over, we finally did it!! Birthers celebrates!! WOOHOOO WE DID IT! We finally have the proof that Obama is not American!!
 * Obama is a secret British Agent!!
 * Eric Cantor discovers libural conspiracy
 * Libural Lies
 * SHOCKING NEWS: Orly Taitz finds Obama's Birth Certificate! Taitz did what WND and Freerepublic failed to do after so many months, to find his Kenyan Birth Certificate! And it only took her a few weeks! She is that good!!!
 * Some old man thinks the Kenyan Birth Certificate is fake
 * Obama is Actually a Secret Australian!
 * America demands Obama's Impeachment after discovery of Kenyan Birth Certificate
 * Citizenship Truthers accused Libural Media of not giving them enough media coverage!
 * California Court Tosses Fake Kenyan Birth Certificate and Inform Orly Taitz That She is Fucking Done Professionally Activist Court Denies Orly Taitz's Day in Court!!!!
 * Patriot finds evidence that Obama and 90% of American ancestors are not citizens!
 * Citizenship Truthers Can Taste Victory! We Are Close Guyz!
 * Birther join forces with protesters against Socialized Medicine
 * New evidence: Obama's family fake!
 * Obama cannot be president, he has a pre-existing condition. He is a blackman mooslim
 * Citizenship Truthers develop a sciency method to determine who is a Real American, and who is not
 * Citizenship Truthers to Obama: "You must show us your Penis to Identify you as American!" (No, That is not a gay thing to say!)
 * Citizenship Truthers now closer to Truthiness
 * More questionable evidence emerges on Obama's citizenship
 * WorldNutDaily heralded as the greatest Series of Tubes media
 * Citizenship Truther to save us from Socialized Medicine!
 * Citizenship Truthers demand voices to be heard!
 * Leader of the Tea Baggers join forces with Citizenship Truthers
 * America continues to seek Obama's birth certificate. Citizenship Truthers uses series of tubes for help
 * Citizenship Truthers getting impatient
 * Small business owner demands teh truthiness
 * Why Citizenship Truthers Will Win America Back
 * Fight to liberate America from tyrant continues
 * Grand Jury to find Obama Guilty of Treason!
 * Sarah Palin to lead Citizenship Truthers
 * Citizenship Truthers are NOT Racist. They are Just Asking Questions!
 * GOP confronts mooslim tyrant with hard evidence
 * Citizenship Truther's refuse to send Christmas card to mooslim tyrant
 * Tea Party declares war on Birthers
 * The Search for the Truthiness continues
 * Hawaii's legislation causing obstruction of justice!
 * Hawaii feeling the pressure
 * Citizenship Truther now a Political Prisoner
 * Activist judge ruins another life
 * Good News! Arizona's Law does not recognize mooslim tyrant as The Real President!
 * American Hero to use last gamble to get birth certificate
 * Citizenship for Truthers New Victory: Anti-Kenyan Law soon to be passed!
 * Citizenship Truther Troop to be jailed for being a patriot
 * Texas demands proof of birth
 * Communist Government to imprison Citizenship Truther and American Hero: Truthiness to Power!