Michael Kinsley

The self satisfied uber-liberal former cohost of Crossfire who fled to Seattle in an attempt to start a grunge band called Nine Inch Lug Nuts  but ended up working for Bill Gates as the editor of magazine that no one could ever take to the john to read. To no one's surprise it failed miserably. Kinsley then started to pretend he had Parkinson's disease to distract attention from his failure and the fact that Pat Buchanan had always won. It became apparent that shaking came altogether naturally to Kinsley as did his stiff resistance to the truthiness of the growing modern conservative insurgency, sure evidence Kinsley had been a secret Quaker all along, whose smug liberal agenda is committed to boring the masses into a trance like state so that they can be sent to Socialist reeducation camps and made to like Vivaldi and Rachel Madow.