Scott Garrett

Scott Garrett

Republican, Jesus Loving Compassionate Conservative. He's a pussy for not coming on The Colbert Report.

Freedom Fracts


 * Was The Only Member of Congress to decline funding for Hurricane Katrina Relief (Even Strom Thurmond Ghost voted for it)


 * Was The Only Member of Congress to vote against the Voting Rights Act renewal.(Even Strom Thurmond Ghost Voted for it)


 * Was once a grand-dragon of the Klu Klux Klan


 * Eats Babies


 * Hates John Kerry