South Korea

South Korea is a country in Asia that is basically Korea's Mexico that's the North you idiot! Korea's Canada. It is constantly locked in a dispute with its eviller, most Communist twin North Korea who is a turd head. The foreign minister of this nation, Ban Ki-moon, is set to succeed Kofi Annan (a.k.a. Captain Worthless) as Secretary-General of the United Nations at the beginning of the year 2007. Hopefully Jesus will come before Secretary-General Ban proves himself to be as pathetic and inept as his Saddam-loving predecessor, and the Rapture will spare the world further inaction under the United Nations the same way it spared Rick Santorum the boredom of being amazing during the counting of ballots from the 2006 midterm elections in the only country that matters: the United States.

Well, this article is about a different country, and one that doesn't really matter, so the focus of this piece is thus turned back to South Korea and its affairs.

...Okay, we're done.

America's Asian Friend
South Korea is America's Asian Nation Friend!! Contrary to liberal rumors, Japan is not a BFF of America! Remember that time when Japan came one night and messed up Hawaii during a drunken night? What about the time Japan sold you those fuel efficient vehicles that destroyed the American Automobile Industry? Baby, I know we had some rough times. Like the time my people set the American flag on fire, it was just a misunderstanding... I promise you we will buy more Mad Cow disease beef American Super Beef, I am sorry baby that we hurt you... please call me...
 * Love, from your South Korean friend



South Korea Trivia

 * South Koreans are pussies who are afraid of making North Korea mad.
 * Seoul (the seat of South Korean government) is constantly locked into a perpetual program of appeasement because North Korea will nuke it otherwise. Oh noes!
 * Koreans eat dogs and play StarCraft all day.
 * South Koreans love to protest but haven't learned the right way to do it, at least hippie bear-loving liberals do a better job at it.
 * A new robot is being developed in Seoul that will be capable of melting steel buildings with its laser vision. It is codenamed "Mechagodzilla" and is due to rrrrrrruuumble in the streets of Tokyo, Japan facing off against its counterpart Godzilla as early as winter 2008.

How To Tell South Korea From North Korea

 * They're the ones with food.
 * You know that kid that you know that is adopted from Asia? He is South Korean.