Native Americans

Early mystical people who first inhabited the great lands that would one day become the United States of America. Upon witnessing the moral superiority and complete perfect nature of our astounding founding fathers, realized that we were a superior race. And as such, helped to fight back the evil British, securing our independence, and then voluntarily relinquishing all of their land to the newly found USA. They did this so that they would not get in our way of building the most perfect nation ever. Presently they are guarding the borders of America to keep those who aren't pure of heart out of America.