The Ghost of Jeff Goldblum

Jeff Goldblun died this week while rock climbing with friends (Frodo & Sam) in New Zealand this week.

Anyone claiming to be Jeff Goldblum is clearly deranged and should be tazered for their own safety and dump at the nearest psychotic hospital gagged and straight-jacketed.

To test if it is Jeff Goldblum ghost, hit it hard with something iron, wrecking bar, good American hammer, tyre lever etc, or fire some rock salt from a shotgun at it. (thank for the tips from Sam and Dean Winchester)

If Ghost screams in pain (ghosts loath salt and iron) set ghost alight to remove them from their endless suffering in this world and also sets them free in the next one.