Big Tent



"Big Tent" is political speak for how popular a political party or political philosophy is on the street, yo.

Whose Tent is Bigger?
Republicans of course.

Why Do Liberals Hate Our Troops™?
Because they know how small their tent is.

Who Is Under The GOP's Big Tent?
All of America is, but, to be specific:
 * Blacks
 * Women
 * All Minorities
 * Children
 * the Rich
 * The Poor
 * the Elderly
 * College Graduates
 * The Uneducated Iraqi-Bound