Brian Mulroney

Former president of Canada and Ronald Reagan's BFF. He spent his life trying to unite America and America Jr. (Canada), and trying to live down the embarrassment of having Ben Mulroney as a son. However, his plot was foiled by the evil Kim Campbell who tried to be president but failed because she was a woman. As a result Jean Cretien came to power and began institute liberal policies in Canada. It wasn't until 2004 that Stephen Harper was able to retake Canada for the forces of good and continue Brian Mulroney's policies.