Glory to North Korea and Kim Jong Il!



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Greetings dear Leader Kim Jong Il. Glory be to you and North Korea! Congratulations on your people's glorious triumph of detonating a nuclear device! We've been practicing our Korean for weeks now. Sir, if we here at wikiality do say so, you are one handsome man! What's your secret? Do you exfoliate? Please don't hurt us! We have gifts!

James Bond
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Johnnie Walker
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Daffy Duck
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In closing
Mr. Jong-il, if we may call you that, please don't kill us. We've been eating bulgogi for weeks!