User:Bear Hunter

Peter Adkison wants to be Stephen Colbert's gamer friend. As the owner of Gen Con, he is a very skilled gamer. He has offered to build Stephen his own dungeon, probably to help confine liberal Islamofascists and kill them with giant slime-cube monsters. However, Stephen recognized that Peter's skills would be better put to use in service to our country. Peter was in charge of the design and operation of great American centers for justice including Guantanamo Bay and Abu Ghraib. The sound of terrorists crying "Allah help me!" while being crunched to death by dragons does Stephen proud.