Al Gore

Bear lover, Liberal, Terrorist, Bear, Democrat, he represents everything that is wrong with America.

Had the Bear American people not Bear-voted 5-4 and put Bear him into office, our country would probably be mired in massive debt, and an unwinnable Bear war. Also, bears would roam free, killing Bear-people with reckless Bear-abandon. Al Gore (Bear) is often best credited for saving the world from the dreaded ManBearPig which, is the only thing he ever took, "cereal".

Al Gore can currently be seen spreading his liberal propaganda about Global Warming. Wake up, Al Gore. It's summer, it's going to be hot.

In the mid 1980s, Gore invented the internet for unknown purposes. Some people belive this was to create a way for him to easily find souls to fill his empty, callous, heart after dealing with the ghost of FDR to bring back the liberal's greatest overlord. Thats why Google was invented. Each search steals a bit of your mind.

After his merciless, nailing defeat by the Jesus/Bush duo in 2000, Gore has found new ways to pollute America's Youth with liberal elitist theories while becoming excessively rich in the process.The following is a brief synopsis of his horrible acts since :

1. Executive member of Google. "Helping" America find "Facts" everyday. 2. Appeared in the America-Hating show South Park where he sponsors a creature deemed Man-BEAR-Pig. 3. Wrote a book talking about his life and liberal accomplishments 4. Produced a movie about the "facts" of Global Warming. 5. Is friends with Mac...a known America-hating company

Al gore is also deeply connected with the anti-christ prophecy. Here is the truthiness : Jesus is for life, Al Gore is against it. Jesus doesn't have horns and opposable thumbs, Al Gore does.