Knut

Knut (short for the German word Knutenadorschnitzenmachinatassen, meaning "precocious killing machine") is a polar bear cub living in that most deviant of brothels called the Berlin Zoo.

He has outraged Stephen Colbert by forcing him to agree with Frank Albrecht, one of those wackjob animal rights activists and spiritual descendant of Adolf Hitler, albeit in their shared aversion to his very existence.

Knut is such a dangerous threat that he is the subject of the first and only Mini Threat Down at number .5.