Where In The World Is Karl Rove?

Liberals are out for blood this time and Americans won't stand for it!

After holding a trial without allowing him time to get council, Karl Rove was declared guilty of all charges by a kangaroo court.

International observers have maintained the illegality of the liberal's obvious personal vendetta against this great American and have spirited him away in the night, leaving the liberal media angry that they have no pictures for their nightly anti-American hate-fest.

So, Heroes, show the liberal media how impotent they are, show them how worthless all their facts and investigations are. Tell the liberal haters where Karl Rove is, far from their liberal, socialist clutches!

Where Karl Rove Is (Safe From Liberals)

 * in Sudan to arrest the genocidal president for the UN