The Clenis

"The Clenis" was once believed to be a mythical god-like figure, until the scientists pointed their telescope toward God's Heavens and saw it for the very first time.

Origin of The Clenis
All the way back to the dawn of time, 6,000 years ago, man has been cursed with bad luck. Whenever he was ready to kill and eat a bear something bad would happen and his caveman wife was homeless looking after their 10 kids.

Not knowing what else to do, Man had accepted his fate. Then, one day, after Jesus' 33 birthday, man was given the gift of faith and no longer saw his misfortune as random or arbitrary, but as a direct result of displeasing The Father Who Lives In The Clouds.

But was it really Satan behind all mankind's troubles?