User talk:JohnStewart

The Saginaw Spirit are Americans who are battling for Colbert's personal glory against a bunch of Canadians. First of all, there are only 9 teams that we even know about, since that is all Colbert has mentioned to us. The Spirit are the only American team until Colbert says otherwise. Got it! Stop using your head, stop being a fact hugger, and get with the program! --DeagleSteagle

PS - Craig Kilborn came up with all of your good ideas.