Internets-Americans

Internets-Americans refers to the large number of people who perfer live off pizza and still live in their parents basement. In order to be concidered an "Internets-American" you must have done at least one of the following;

1. Play "Stephen Colbert's World of Clobert-craft" for 5 hours striaght.

2. Upload any video on Youtube that is owned by Viacom.

3. Experienced repetitive motion strain.

4. If you ever thought "Mountain Dew" tasted good.

Activities
The activities of the "Internet-Americans" constists of mainly complaining about the cancellation of an television show, even thought they've always watched it on Youtube. They also like to Blog where they talk about the life they do not have.

Sexual Rituals
There is curently no documentation of this ever happening.