King James

King James was the first English King of Scotland and a really good king. Hew was the first European to recognize the greatness of America and sent many pilgrims to the states to learn how the make England as great a country as America. He failed of course, but it was a good try. He is also responsible for having invented the bible, and this makes the baby Jesus very happy. Before King James people could only learn about Jesus from bald monks who only spoke Klingon, as a result only great men like George Bush, Chuck Noris, and King James understood them. Because he invented the Bible Millions of people have been able to learn that it is wrong to be gay, eat tofu, and to be a vegetarian.