Alan Grayson

Alan Grayson is a Representative of Flordia's 8th district and he is a democratic anomaly! Wikiality.com recently found out that Mr. Grayson developed some dangerous gut powah and has recently suffered from ballsiness sproutinum (the growth of balls). All Real Americans are warned to stay away from Mr. Grayson until the CDC can properly quarantine him, otherwise whatever disease is plaguing him could spread to the Democratic Leadership!!

The Beast Awakens
On September 29, 2009, Mr. Grayson accused the GOP of killing Americans for their own profit, which is a libural lie! Worst, he refused to apologize and now he is threatening to hunt down every republican and display their severed head on his mantle like some sort of trophy. The man is sick... he has guts but he is sick!

Grayson Eviscerates Innocent Republicans
Then Grayson did it again on September 30, 2009 by displaying his case of served limbs and heads and proudly proclaiming that he will hunt down "Knuckle-Dragging Neandaerthals" of the Republican Party!

Luckily the democrats think the man is insane so we wont have to worry of any popular support of this beast, but time is running out! We must stop Mr. Grayson be... ''shhh... did you hear that? What is... OH, NO. RUN FOR THE HILL IS GRAY...''