Star Wars

Based on the real life Events of Paul Bunyan, Star Wars raised the bar for movie makers everywhere. Filmed in 1786 by General George Patton, Star Wars used many top of the line technologies to astound and quite literally kill some audience members. In reality, no less than 100 people were killed by these movies. Lasers fired from the projector were the primary cause. Although directed by Patton, Hilary Clinton is responsible for the creation of Jar Jar Binks.

Bunyan's life is excellently portrayed as a lost civilization deep in space, where aliens and not but a few puppies existed. Bunyan also had help from his big blue ox Babe, who is distantly related to Wookies.

It is said that if you watch all 6 movies in a row you get cancer.

DARTH VADER IS LUKES FATHER!