Election Memo

The Liberal Media are pushing their favorite lies about God's Own Party, despite our Nation begina at war and an election coming up.

If you are not a Ranger (or higher) in the party, refer all press inquiries to your party-appointed lawyer or PR Man.

Rangers (or higher) use the following directives when handling the press:
 * 1) do not answer any questions;
 * 2) deny knowledge of any activity;
 * 3) demand as loudly and as often as you can for investigations into anything your constituents believe is happening;
 * 4) do not begin any investigations until AFTER the elections;
 * 5) Repeat the GOP Mantra as often as possible, in every conversation, all day long.

God Bless America.