User:John goodrum

Johnathan "johnny meat snacks" Goodrum is a chess grandmaster originator the the famous caro-kann variant the "triple entent." A native of Buffalo NY and has currently fallen upon hard times and been redused to shaving people for a living. His work has influenced the likes of Stephen Colbert, Andy Warhol, Ernest Hemingway, Nick Divirgilio, and Bobby Fischer. He is most well known for his love affair with the famous scientologist brain-washer Jimmy Bush.

Alleged Blackness
John Goodrum has been pretending to be black for quite some time now. He was quickly discovered to be white when he opened his mouth and talked. For some reason he still wears his make up, but no longer even pretends to be black.

Celebrating the Holidays
During the Christmas season John foregoes the make-up he usually wears and dresses up as Santa Claus