Limbaugh-salad

Limbaugh-salad
Limbaugh-salad is Sean Hannity's favorite dish. It's all meat and can be eaten with an American-made spoon. The only people who don't like Limbaugh-salad are gay vegan Muslims who hate America. And the only person who really ever would have had the gut for it or have been able to get it down was Robert Cornhole and that's because he invented teeth. Cornhole's genuine disciples, the Colbert Cornholists, hope that Rush can work out any problems that he's having with Cornhole, but in the meantime all cornholists are forbidden from eating it.