User:Thisniss



User:Thisniss is a woman, which means her access to truthiness waxes and wanes in conjunction with lunar cycles. Also, she has been known to try lesbianism, before becoming ex-gay, renewing her virginality, and fulfilling her purpose in God's plan (and America's) by embracing the glorious yoke of an increasingly stifling burden of domesticity. Praise Jesus!

In the true spirit of Christian love, thisniss would like to condemn you for your many, many sins against God and America in an effort to coerce you into accepting the precious gift that is Jesus Christ, your personal Lord and Savior. I want you to feel God's love in your life by carefully rehearsing the infinitely many ways in which you are unworthy to receive it.

While you're doing that, I'll be thinking about this



and this



and this



oops. Time to go get re-virginalized.