Harriet Miers

Harriet E. Miers The E. Stands for Quitter



A George W. Bush supreme court nominee with a beating heart and no thinking brain. She's like a living vessel of truthiness with a law degree similar to Star Jones Reynolds.



Harriet Miers had the chance of a lifetime to be a Supreme Court Associate Justice but she bowed out and threw in the towel. She couldn't go toe-to-toe with Arlen Spector. Harriet also failed the "let me see where you stand on abortion" test by not taking it. Janet Reno was Harriet's role model. She wanted to be so much like her but just more of a "Woman". Sandra Day O'Connor asked Harriet why did she quit, Harriet replied, "My Heart told me to". Sandra Day O'Connor thinks that was a bunch of bull and that Harriet was a pussy. O'Connor thinks Karl Rove forced her to so that George W.Bush can put someone on the bench with some balls like Alito. He know's where he stands on abortion. Harriet's heart was in the right place, but unfortunately, America will never get to see where her brain was.



Things Harriet Miers Will Be Remembered For

 * Not Staying The Course
 * Pussying Out
 * Not Going Toe-To-Toe With Arlen Spector
 * Throwing In The Towel
 * Not Having an Opinion
 * Giving Up
 * Turning Tail
 * Skeedazzlin
 * Giving In To The Home Grown Political Insurgency
 * Take Me Money And Run Venezuela
 * Quitting
 * Not going out with a fight
 * Had A Change of a lifetime literally
 * Not an Acquitter, but a Quitter
 * Not givin the chance to have a hearing
 * Could have replaced Sandra Day O'Connor
 * Could have had Alito's Job
 * Could Have been Ruth Bader Ginsberg friend
 * Could Have had a job that no one could fire me from
 * Not wearing a robe
 * Could Have had a gavel no one could pry from my hands
 * Could Have had the chance to even be Chief Justice One Day
 * Could Have had the chance to set legal precedent
 * Could Have overturned row v. wade
 * Could Have had the chance to install future presidets
 * Could Have had the chance to shape American Jurisprudence
 * Could Have had the chance to dissent
 * Could have had the chance to concur
 * Being a "Yes" lady