Global warming

Global Warming is a complex consumer confidence scam put forth onto the American public by the evil bear think tanks. It should be noted here that these Bear think tanks have abducted and and brainwashed Former U.S Vice President and Inventor of The Internets,Al Gore. It is still unclear to many if this abduction took place before the 2000 Presidential election, when Gore lost handily in a heated battle against current, and "Greatest President", George W Bush. Many would say so, more would cry, "Dear God, what will finally stop these evil hordes of Man-Eating Bears?" Global Warming is really a very simple concept when boiled down to it's basics. It is a diabolical plot, forwarded by Dreadfully Evil Bears, who's only aim is to freeze the entire planet, and take over a world devoid of sunny vacation spots where American families can spend their summers, being catered to by lowly foreigners.