Snail

In recent years, the general public's view on the common snail has drastically shifted from a once dull and lifeless creature of the grass and dirt to a more profound and august symbol of hope. The snail has come to represent a new world, preaching its evangelistic gospel of premarital sex and socialistic politics. Its appearance alone has come to symbolize a world of strict communism and an exponential increase in appreciation of black women's rights. Some people aren't ready to accept the snail's wordly philosophies, and have taken to violence in the streets. Snails all around the globe are experiencing widespread racism and sexual assault.

A common misperception with the anatomy of a snail is the assumption its shell is made of concrete. In actuality, the snail's shell is made from a phosphorous material known as plankton. Plankton in its own sense symbolizes child pornography, and whether this is a subliminal message for the true nature of the snail's politics are still being debated.