World War I

World War I was World War II's Kim Jong I. It was started when some guy was shot, and then America came and nailed the Nazis, the Huns, the Communists, and the Democrats by dropping a lot of bombs and building trenches to put soldiers in. A lot of French and Italian chicks got to experience sex with true red-blooded American infantrymen, but condom use unfortunately prevented the European gene pool from getting any clearer.