Newfoundland and Labrador

Newfoundland is a magical place to the east of Canada. It is full of cod fish, old men, leprechauns and eczema. Newfoundland did not exist before 1949. That is why it is called Newfoundland. Newfoundlanders wear green, white and pink flags all the time. They're probably Communists.

At one point, Newfoundland tried to join the U.S., but many Newfoundlanders and Americans alike wanted none of that, so like the fat boy that dates the ugly girl in high school, Newfoundland joined Canada for a while. Everybody keeps forgetting that Newfoundland is single now, though - either that, or nobody wants to have to deal with the idea of it being in the dating pool (because it goes potty in the water), and so they still include it in all of the maps of Canada and call it a province and think that people in it say "b'y" a lot.

History
Two cool breeds of dog came from here./the big Newoundland dog looks almost like a bear and the common Labrador retriever.

Today
still a place of pure relaxation.... what a wonderful place...

Landmarks
Gros Morne...Bonavista...people who know hospitality.

A Typical Day In
Fresh air... sounds of nature all around.. and just a great atmosphere all around...God is awesome and His beauty is definitely shown in how he created this wonderful Island.

Newfoundland & Labrador Trivia

 * People in Newfoundland talk with crazy accents, and pronounce the word "boy" as Americans pronounce "bye". The accents come from generations of children whose parents had no teeth due to poor hygeine, not to mention that the official sport of Newfoundland is rock chewing.
 * Newfoundland has a high bear population.
 * The flag of Newfoundland has been voted "Gayest Flag In the World" five years running, but most Newfoundlanders have convinced themselves that it's a compliment.
 * Newfoundland tried to invade Maine in 1975. Stupid bastards.