Where In The World And Where In Time Is Stephen Colbert Going To Be In The Persian Gulf?

April 8, 2009 Guess

 * Adopt don't ask don't tell policy
 * Stephen is bi-curious


 * somewhere in the eye slit of Stephen's burqa-covered
 * Seven countries, where the US has troops


 * press your luck board
 * no sunnis, no sunnis, no sunnis ...


 * is it Bahrain?
 * may wear the Cher outfit
 * HQ of 5th fleet
 * make it unpleasant for pirates


 * 3.5x the size of D.C.
 * 10 times more influence in Congress


 * King al-Kalifa
 * women vote
 * may gain right to leave the house


 * need to prepare
 * Stephen has been weight training
 * can press a stapler all the way down
 * needs to warm up (abs were targeted)


 * always be wearing SPF 45


 * hired a fleet of body doubles to confuse the enemy


 * when their shirts are off, it's hard to tell them apart
 * Stephen will wear a big gold "S" on his chest