I Am David Geffen...

Help Wanted
David Geffen, how would you like to be an intern on the Colbert Report? There is no pay, but you do get a college credit, assuming you go to Xerox Repair College. All you need to do is write here, in 8 words or less, why Stephen Colbert should hire you. Wikiality.com will forward your resumes on to the right people at Colbertnation.com Good luck, and may the best David Geffen win.

Job Responsibilities will include changing toner cartridges, buying new toner cartridges, clearing paper jams, wiping off print plate, figuring out what the hell PC LOAD LETTER means, fetching Stephen Colbert coffee , and exfoliating the wondrous countenance of Dr. Stephen T. Colbert D.F.A.

I am David Geffen and...
...I know my way around a Xerox machine. --David Geffen 16:54, 1 March 2--7 (UTC)