All-You-Can-Eat Buffet



An all-you-can-eat buffet is a type of restaurant where customers can select/grab what they want to eat directly from a specially-designed display case.

There are no waiters and no need to tip any of the employees because they didn't do a damn thing to help you get your meal.

How All-You-Can-Eat Buffets Work

 * Step 1: walk in the door
 * Step 2: pay the girl at the counter (men never perform this duty)
 * Step 3: grab your plate and utensils (make the wife get the beverages--this gives you more time to eat)
 * Step 4: go to the line to pile food onto your plate
 * Step 5: find a seat
 * Step 6: eat all that you can (they can legally do nothing to stop you--it's the law)

Items Common To All-You-Can-Eat Buffets

 * three bean salad
 * macaroni and cheese