Barry Manilow



Barry (aka "bear-y") Manilow is ugly. It should also be noted that Barry Manilow's first name "Barry" sound suspiciously like "Bear"(ry).

Barry Manilow won the 2006 Emmy award with Stephen T. Colbert's name engraved on it.

And has no talent.

And robbed Stephen of glory. Barry hates our dear friend Stephen T. Colbert. He didn't even have the decency to give the award to Stephen T. Colbert anyway. I know that he didn't feel worthy of it.

On October 30, 2006, Manilow had the balls to appear on The Colbert Report, in an attempt to rub his Emmy in Stephen's face. Stephen showed Manilow his Peabody Award and sent Mr. Copacabana running back to American Idol or wherever he hangs out these days.

Stephen's Christian Forgiveness
Even though Barry had to read about his surprise at winning an Emmy from a prepared note, Colbert has told Chris Wallace to hold on his investigative interview with Manilow.

Running for Vice President in 2008
Manilow is running alongside Jamie-Lynn Sigler in her Sigler 2008 presidential campaign.

Factoids

 * According to popular opinion, Barry Manilow's head is made out of cheddar cheese.
 * Contrary to popular opinion, Barry Manilow's head is not made out of cheddar cheese.
 * Barry Manilow's head is made from Gouda.
 * President Bush is working with Condi on deporting Barry.
 * Music and passion are always in fashion at the Copa.

External Sources
Thank You, JJ Chandler, whoever you are.
 * Tombstone Generator