Earth Attacks:Defeating The Enviro-Menace

October 30, 2007
NOTES

Wildfires
Burning Hollywood is man's job, not nature's

fires eat wood

Don't listen to bears
 * who did he maul to get that hat

Drought

 * Sanjay Gupta's Four Penis Party Mix

run A/C's day and night

drink coke. it's Atlanta, it's the law


 * Atlantis Braves

Man-made island of Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch

Green Dumb Award

 * Green funeral movement

But not for Dr. Colbert, he wants:
 * formaldehyde and mercury
 * casket rotated by diesel-fuel motor
 * no free ride worms