Bacha Bazi

Bacha Bazi (Business Ethics) Bacha Bazi - Also known as "Dancing Boys", "Playing with Children", "Boy Party", "Pedobear's Children Party Time", and "Uncle Ahmed's sleep over" is the mooslim version of a "lesbian bondage topless nightclub" involving high executives or prominent politicians to seal a deal, but instead it involves powerful Afghan overlords that helps America and the Free Market to the price of a dancing child to close a deal.
 * 1) Michael Jackson had his own private Bacha Bazi and boy, those kids can run fast!
 * 2) DynCorp threw a Bacha Bazi for those Afghan Overlords and now we can have all the oil we want!
 * 3) Ever since Wikileaks released that article about DynCorp throwing free Bacha Bazi parties, there had bee a lot of applicant interns.
 * 4) I hear Mark Foley wants a Bacha Bazi for Christmas.

DynCorp: RentChild
After their successful escort service in Bosnia, DynCorp tried to emulate their entertainment and service industry in the Middle-east.

DynCorp tried to launch their own version of RentBoy.com to the Afghan market to provide services to older gentleman with back problems. But marketing indicates that older Afghans are not interested on purchasing the services of barely legal teenage boys or older teens (or anyone that is too old do not want), for some reason they have this strange notion that they are too gay old for their taste services.

DynCorp knows what men like, and they also know what the Afghan people like, so they are proud to introduce their latest product in prepubescent boys services, the RentChild.com. These young children are trained to provide excellent services in several fields like entertainment, physical activities, and other non-gay duties. The younger the boys the less gay it is, and the Afghan overlords like it that way. DynCorp hopes one day to introduce these services to the American market, they are even providing discounts to CEOs and executives in the future once they abolish certain child laws and their commie liberal regulations.

DynCorp is proud to present a new product called Little Boys Gone Wild damn you, Chris Hansen! You ruined everything!!

External Tubes

 * DynCorp to introduce Boy Parties to America
 * America loves Bacha Bazi parties!
 * Wikileaks ruins another Dancing Boy party
 * Young boys have more fun
 * Dancing Boys on the beach
 * Wikileaks ruins another Dancing Boy party