Mahamoud Ahamedjihateamericaejad

The president of Iran, or so its said because we true Americans don't talk with Iran. His name is unpronounceable but is rumored to have "I hate america" somewhere in his name. Like all terrorist he is a liberal muslim, who hates America and has very tiny balls (noted: the only terrorist that has balls is Hillary Clinton, and she only has those because she stole them from her husband Bill Clinton, who amazingly somehow regre one of them). He has weapons of mass destruction which he got from his good friend Saddam.

In his spare time he enjoys murdering babies, eating children, helping Ned Lamont's campaign, and listening to Micheal Jackson Cd's. His favirot food is the blood of puppies, and his favirot books are the Qu'ran and How Stella got Her Grove back.