401(k)

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401(k) is an all-American financial product that helps workers join Wall Street investors in the exciting world of high finance!

How 401(k)s Work
401(k)s work because employees have the freedom to pick and choose how they want their money to be invested. Whenever the government takes people's money, freedoms are eroded and terrorists get more money.

401(k)s were created to end the terrorist-socialist marriage allowing Regular Americans to retire in luxury.