The demon that lives in Michael Moore's belly

The Demon Commie that Lives in Michael Moore's Belly
The demon that lives in Michael Moore's belly has been the study of many um, studies on site spanning from youtube to wikiality. There really is no explanation for it. Michael Moore was a kind, America-loving skinnyboned kid, and suddenly, he's several times the evil, America-hating, and weight. Speculations of what happened range far and wide. Some say it was bound to happen- his father was a commie, his grandfather, and probably his great-grandfather too. Most say that it happened when Bill Clinton had a long, two-hour chat with him in his otherwise empty room. Whatever the reason, that kind, god fearing boy was gone, replaced with two hundred pounds of liberal commie.

Connection to Stephen
In the early 1990's, Stephen was in a dark alley in New York after receiving a message from someone saying they wanted to meet him. Michael Moore ambushed him, and the demon in his belly was within two inches of cutting his throat. Instead, the great truthiness power of Stephenstopped that horrible event. Since then, Moore has never been able to be within 5 feet of Stephen, lest his terrible power destroy the demon commie in his belly.