Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin grew up in the Valley. Stephen Colbert appointed her to her position as governor, where she has helped divert money to fund Alaska's Republicans fight against the bears.

Trivia

 * She modeled for Vogue in order to raise money for Alaska
 * Was voted the hottest governor in America
 * no, she wasn't getting fat
 * recently got preggers and is expecting in mid-May