Oscar, The Cat



Oscar, is a cat who lives in an old folks home in Rhode Island.

He gained notoriety in July 2007 when the staff started to notice that Oscar would visit patients just before they died.

Some people claimed that Oscar was helping the elder-Americans ease into death, but Dr. Colbert recognized that the cat was nothing more than an abomination because he wasn't helping the old farts die in peace, he was actually euthanizing them!

Oscar is nothing more than a Satanic Garfield eating souls!

Oscar, dr. Colbert wants you to know: you aren't God; God doesn't poop in a box.