Hacky sack

The hacky sack, or "foot scrotum", is sporting equipment used by hippies, and therefore should be avoided by real Americans. It was invented in a drug-induced haze by two hippies in Oregon before Ronald Reagan was president (also known as the Dark Ages).

Objective
The objective of hacky sack is to get high. It is necessary to play the game while high because otherwise it is really boring (like a Grateful Dead concert). It also helps to be in college.

History
Because the people who play hacky sack can't remember the last five minutes, the history of the game is rather irrelevant. However, it is important to note that the first "foot scrotums" were actually a single moose testicle (having been removed from the moose). The cheerful yarn covering was later added because kicking around a bare moose testicle was, "A complete drag."

Rules
Having conducted an interview while researching this entry, I will simply quote one John "PeaceDude" Fairchild: "Rules are for the MAN! Hacky sack is about cooporation and good times.  Rules kill our inner butterfly..." At this point, PeaceDude offered me a hit and commented on how pretty the leaves were.