Dave Coulier

You Oughta Know:

Dave Coulier is Canadian, and therefore was born lame.

He used to star in "Full House" as a creepy uncle with pedophilic tendencies,Joey Gladstone, and also as himself in that "Surreal Life" show on VH1 with Tawny Kitaen where she was all crazy as balls. He was also the voice of Uncle Waldorf in the "Muppet Babies" episode: "Where No Muppet Has Gone Before."

He did something to piss Alanis Morissette off, but that's probably really easy to do.