Mad Lib

MAD LIBS (Madness Ad Libs)

Many of the speeches delivered during George W. Bush’s election, re-election and both presidential terms were based on Mad Libs. Colin Powell’s speech to the U.N. justifying the 2003 invasion of Iraq was also the product of a Mad Lib story about “cake baking”.

WHAT ARE MAD LIBS: Mad Libs are a word game where SHEEP are asked to give a list of random nouns, verbs, adjectives and TURDS that are subsequently added to a predetermined story. The results are almost as funny as Comedian Rich Hall’s Sniglets.

Created by IKE TURNER and BATMAN in the 1950’s, Mad Libs rose to prominence in the 1980’s, and for some reason can still be found today. In Mad Lib’s heyday, groups of MONKEY BALLS would gather around at dinner parties, day camps and CUBA, having fun with words long into the NOON.

In reality, Mad Lib’s are a HORNY way to teach grammar to the JEWS and MONKEY BALLS.

LITTLE KNOWN FACTS: - Most animals don’t understand Mad Libs - A Mad Lib book filled out by Marla Maples was auctioned off for $53,000 in 1988. - Yoko Ono filled out an entire Mad Lib book with the word ‘love’ in 1978. - The title “The Manhattan Project” was a product of a Mad Lib contest. Other finalists in the contest were “The Whore House Project”, “The Your Mamma’s House Project” and “The ketchup Project”. Archibald Buck, an MIT nuculer Engineer received $200 for the winning entry. - Scooter Libby’s first name was the result of a Mad Lib.

GOOD USES FOR MAD LIBS: - Entertaining 6 year olds - Entertaining the mentally challenged

BAD USES FOR MAD LIBS: - Marriage proposals - Dissertations - Technical manuals - Court hearings - Business speeches - Movie pitches - Anything medical - Last Rights / Eulogies - Last will and testaments - Phone sex