Socks Clinton

Socks Clinton (born Mr. Socks the Cat) or sometimes called "Sox" by his close friends, was secretly the "First Feline President" of The United States, but officially he was known as the "First Cat" or Clinton's Presidential Pet. Contrary to liberal belief, Bill Clinton was not our president, he was just a "puppet" or the "pretty face" of the administration while Socks was in charge of the presidency.

Mr. Socks’ Early Years
Mr. Socks was the 12th kitten from a litter in a pet shop. While many of his siblings dreamed of chasing mice or spending their days ‘purring’ in the lap of some old ladies, Mr. Socks dreamed of attaining the Highest Office in the Land… he wanted to be president… but he knew that ‘speciecists’ would make that dream difficult. Mr. Socks knew that many Americans trusted “dogs” more than cats… worst, being a biocolor cat (black and white) would make it more difficult to appeal to voters who saw him as ‘exotic’ and ‘foreign’… Yet, even with those obstacles in his way, that did not impede his ambitions for the presidency.

At first Socks was affiliated as a Republicat (felines are a minority in the Republican Party), but then he switched parties in 1972 as a Democat. When asked later why the change of parties, Socks cited "philosophical differences" (it was "alleged" years later that the reason he switched parties was because there were too many Republicanines in the party. Dogmacrats were a minority in the Democratic Party in 1972.)

In 1974 Mr. Socks graduated from the Harvard Law School, and in 1977 he worked with Bill Clinton as his legal attorney. “Bubba” was very impressed with the feline, and soon Mr. Socks became his most trusted confidant…

Mr. Socks, the “Unofficial” Governor of Arkansas
When Clinton wanted to run for the office of Governorship in Arkansas. Few were impressed with the idea. So “Bubba” sought the help of Mr. Socks to help him win the position. Many agree that without the help of Mr. Socks, “Bubba” wouldn’t even be considered to be elected to anything… not even as a “dog catcher”…

When Clinton became Governor of Arkansas 1978, Mr. Socks was offered the job as the “unofficial” governor while “Bubba” spend most the days partying and sleeping with “interns” (this was a full-time job). Of course these illicit activities and “affairs” were ‘covered-up’ thanks to the ingenuity of Mr. Socks’ impressive skills.

“Bubba” would play the part as the “face” of the governorship and win the heart’s and mind’s of the public, and Mr. Socks would play as the brain’s behind the man and run a very impressive governorship. The Citizens of Arkansas were impressed with Bill Clinton's governorship that there were whispers that Clinton should be president, without realizing that the Cat was the actual governor.

Race to the Presidency
When Bill “Bubba” Clinton spoke of running for the presidency, many of his advisors disapproved of the idea. Many believed that while Clinton was a “pretty boy” and would easily win the liberal vote, he was considered to be inept and possessed terrible leadership skills. Yet, the liberals were desperate to have a democratic president in the White House, even a bad democratic president was better than a republican president. So a secret meeting was conveyed to figure out a solution. Many of these liberal bearrorists noticed Bill’s companion, Mr. Socks, and they were impressed with his career and administrative skills. But they knew that America was not ready for “The First Feline President”, so a secret deal was made. If Bill “Bubba” Clinton was elected, he would officially be the president but in name only, and Mr. Socks would be a “secret president” and run the office while “Bubba” spend his time playing…

Without surprise, Bill Clinton (and Mr. Socks) won the Democratic Party nomination, only very few selected individuals knew about the secret deal that was made.

With the help of Mr. Socks, Bill Clinton won the Presidential Election in 1992, and they were both ready to move into the White House. But they both knew that they needed a cover story so they wouldn't arouse suspicion. So they made a cover story that Mr. Socks rescue Chelsea Clinton from "bears" and he was adopted by the family in 1991 (despite conflicting evidence) to justify Mr. Socks move into the White House and taking residency within the Presidential Office. That year, Mr. Socks the Cat legally changed his name to Socks Clinton when he was adopted by Bill, but Hillary was opposed to the adoption. This wont be the first time that Socks and Hillary clashed.

Mr. Socks was given the official title of "First Pet" or "First Cat" and Bill "Bubba" Clinton gave him unlimited presidential powers.

The Break Up (or How "Buddy" Stole "Bubba" from Mr. Socks)


== The Suspicious Death of Buddy The Tragic Accident of Buddy==

Socks' "Alleged" Anti-Caninetism




External Tubes

 * WELCOME TO SOCKS THE CAT™ FAN CLUB! and BUDDY'S BUDDIES
 * The Death of Buddy or Who Framed Socks Clinton?
 * Video Game "Socks the Cat Rocks the Hill" promises to be #1 in America!
 * PRESIDENTIAL CAT TALES
 * Buddy Clinton was a "secret" Republicanine!!
 * Hillary betrays Socks
 * Socks still resentful against backstabbing Hillary
 * Socks the Cat endorses Obama
 * Socks diagnosed with Cancer
 * Socks brave battle against Cancer
 * Celebrity Cat dies in his late teens
 * "First Cat" looses battle against Cancer
 * Socks' photo collection
 * Nation mourns loss