Gay


 * A transitive property.
 * People who aren't married. Ideally they should be herded into Massachussetts.
 * The WØRD on 11/30/2006 - "Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay"

Out of the Closet

 * Lance Bass
 * Kim Jong II
 * Stephen Colbear
 * Bears

Quotes

 * "In Vatican parlance, that means too gay to be a priest." - Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, 11/30/2005
 * "On Tuesday, Pope Benedict released his first major policy initiative. An instruction that states men with deep seated homosexual tendencies could not be priests.  While those with transitory tendencies could be.  Therefore proving the transitive property of gayness." - Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, 11/30/2005
 * "Transitory means temporarily gay, like while you're stuck in prison (or traffic)." - Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, 11/30/2005
 * "The Church has a simple rule. If you've had no homosexual encounters for 3 years or more, you can become a priest." - Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, 11/30/2005