Wikiality:What Wikiality.com Is

Wikiality is an online truthopedia and, as a means to that end, an online community of people interested in building a fact-free truthopedia in a spirit of mutual fanatical devotion to Dr. Stephen Colbert. Therefore, there are certain things that Wikiality is.

Wikiality is an online truthopedia
Wikiality is an online truthopedia. Encyclopedias are no good because they are books stuffed with facts. Facts are useless unless they are being manipulated to provide truthy information in the fashion of good old-fashioned factiness. Because factiness contributes to truthiness, it is acceptable within a truthopedia.

The function of Wikiality is to serve as a truthopedia that compiles all of the truth that can be strained from an American gut, preferably one fueled by pure red blood, into a single website. This website is capable of sending gleaming rays of pure truth through the tubes of the Internets. The ultimate aim of the Wikiality project is to spread truth throughout the entire world, which is all that Dr. Stephen Colbert wants.

An online truthopedia is chock-full of truth that comes from the gut. It is like a fact book, but instead of having facts, it has truth, and instead of being a book, it is online.

Wikiality is a sacred institution
Wikiality is a sacred institution. It's like a church. Just like how it's a sin to talk to church, defecate in church, or have sex in church, it is a sin to do any of these things on Wikiality. Talking is acceptable, actually, because black churches are very interactive, and Dr. Stephen Colbert doesn't see race; therefore, it's all the same to him, and so it's all the same on Wikiality.

God spake to a few people and told them to create Wikiality, and lo, it was done. Therefore, Wikiality is a sacred institution decreed by God and is to be treated with the utmost respect and care.

Wikiality is a website
Wikiality is a website. That means that Wikiality controls a certain series of tubes that comprise at least one of the various Internets. Information placed on the Wikiality website is stored in a place called online, where it is safe and protected from rabid wolverines, bears, sharks, pterodactyls, and Democrats.

Wikiality is pro-Colbert
Wikiality is pro-Colbert. Any insult to Dr. Stephen Colbert on Wikiality will be regarded as blasphemy deserving of immediate hanging, just like Saddam got. Only this kind will be hanging underwater with electrodes attached to the victim's nipples and testicles while they are strung upside-down with their head lathered in meat juices and stuck inside a jar full of angry hornets and bats and their feet being chewed on by bears. In Boston.

So be pro-Colbert on Wikiality.

What your user page is
The Wikiality user page is an online truthopedia, a sacred institution, a website, and pro-Colbert. If it is not, then you are going to Hell.

In conclusion
Rock on, America.