Quantum Theory of Truthiness

Warning
Reading and attempting to understand the Quantum Theory of Truthiness is an experience that, without the requisite thruthientiousness, might over load and destroy one's Quantum Truthic Structure.

Origin
A fundamental theory set forth in a secret code embedded in The Bible by Jesus himself. It was prophesied by Stephen that one day the truthiness of both the code and the theory would be revealed on the tubes of The Internets.

Intro
In this theory every truthy statement is broken down into finite units of truthiness. Each of these units, known as a truthicule, can be expressed as the product of two quantities. The Truthitude (The mass of the truthicule in pure truth) and the Truthiosity (The rate of truthification in units pure truth per second). Truthicules are created when the quantum truthic structure of some system contains a disproportionate quantity of pure truth in relation to surrounding systems. This "Super-truthic" system then radiates pure truth in a process known as Quantum Truthic Radiation The truthicules permeate free space until they reach the quantum truthic structure of another system, like a television viewer. The viewer's quantum truthic structure then absorbs the truthicule in a process called truthification. The rate of truthification occurs in relation to the truthiosity of the truthicule and the truthistance (inverse of truthientiousness) of the quantum truthic structure. A structure with a high truthistance increases the time it takes for truthification to finish, and therby decreases the overall truthiness from the perspective of the absorbing individual.

Meaning
The truthiness (Ti) of any statement can be expressed as the sum of the truthiness (ti) of the truthicules of that statement, where the truthiness of each truthicule (ti) can be expressed as the products of the truthitude and truthiosity of that truthicule divided by the truthistance of the absorbing/radiating structure.

This relation ship is expressed in the equation: $$Ti = \sum_{k=1}^N \frac{Ttude_n * Tosity_n}{Tstance_s} $$

The Truthiness of any communication is an expression of the total magnitude of truth and the quickness with which the feeling of truth enters into or leaves ones quantum truthic structure. At its simplest truthiness is the intensity of an exchange of truth between the quantum truthic structures of two beings.

Examples
Stephen colbert The theory is itself an affirmation of the very concept of truthiness in that factual evidence of its existence is totally beyond the realm of our experience. The beautifully circular logic of a theory explaining truthiness that requires truthientiousness to understand is so elegant and truthy it must have been written by Jesus.