Saddam Hussein



Saddam Hussein used to be the Emperor of Iraq, but then we kicked his ass with shock and awe and won. American soldiers found him hiding in a little hole, pulled him out, and sent him off to court, where he is getting sounded trounced by the powerful Iraqi legal system for his crimes against the universe. His charges include the 1976 destruction of the Moon-Two, the 1983 gassing of Kurds at Dujail, and having a whole bunch of WMDs. Oh, and he definitely collaborated with Osama bin Laden on 9/11. It's such an obvious connection. They're both evil Muslim dudes who like to kill people who they don't like! What differences can there be? None. That's right. None.

Saddam Hussein Factoids

 * Although Saddam's mustache can beat Hitler's mustache up in a fight, Geraldo's mustache beats all.
 * Saddam masterminded 9/11.
 * The Dixie Chicks support Saddam Hussein and are currently touring Iraq to show their solidarity with the deposed Iraqi emperor.
 * Saddam was absolutely the next Adolf Hitler and we were absolutely right to take him out of power. Anyone who says otherwise is either a liberal or a Nazi.
 * Saddam once had a completely heterosexual, non-gay, honorable, straight relationship with Satan.
 * He's not gay.
 * He is, however, an evil, evil, evil, evil man.
 * He hid is weapons.

External Sources

 * Saddam Hussein's buddy list