Colbert Nation/AhhDiddums

Made of 1 part pure awesomeness and 2 parts raw manliness, AhhDiddums has obviously had hundreds of girlfriends! Bent on a mission to destroy succubeast Hillary Clinton and her soccer mom agenda, Diddums is in a constant state of stocking up automatic rifles which shoot corrosive acid and holy water.

AhhDiddums is Colbert Nation's resident traitor.

Trivia

 * Has ad a threesome with Hugo Chavez and Fidel Castro, which has been leaked on to the internet as "Cummunist Party IV!!!".
 * Hates America, Jesus, and Fetuses and will burn in hell for defying Christ.
 * Has killed dozens of godless killing machines with his bare hands!