Gordon Brown

Gordon Brown is Tony Blair's dour, frumpy, Scottish alter-ego. Think of him as the Victor to Blair's Victoria. More importantly, Brown is the future Prime Minister of America East. Expect him to take control by June 2007.

But don't expect to see Brown much in public. Canny Gordon loves nothing better than a quiet evening romancing financial numbers and flirting shamelessly with macro-economics. What a whore!

The big question of course is: will Gordon be as loyal a servant to The Greatest President Ever as his pal Tony.