From Syria to Pakistan

from Syria to Pakistan is a code phrase used by the righteous Bushies to describe their glorious plan to bring peace, freedom, and democracy to the mideast by liberating Syria, Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, and Pakistan.

In the late 20th century, the neo-cons (later known as the Bushies) was informed by god of the nuclear weapons programs underway in Syria, Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, and Pakistan. In order to prevent an attack on America, an order to invade them was decided as: Iraq, Iran, Syria, Pakistan, Afghanistan.

After Pakistan become a friend, it was taken off the list of country to liberate even though it eventually got the nuclear bomb. The order became: Iraq, Iran, Syria, Afghanistan.

The Neo-cons became Bushies after the 2000 election.

After 9/11, Colin Powell suggested the Afghanistan first policy. The policy was adopted by the Bushies. The order became: Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, Syria.

Afghanistan was invaded by America.

After the Greatest President Bush received a divine voice from God within his head telling the president of the Saddam's plan to buy nuclear material from Africa to make WMDs, the order was revised into: Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran, Syria.

Iraq was invaded by America.

In 2006, Israel launched an air strike against a Syrian warehouse. The CIA reveals that Israel's intelligence learned of a Syrian purchased of a nuclear device from North Korea and hence the strike. The Bushies revised the list of nation to liberate to: Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, Iran.

It is expected that Syria will be invaded by America before 2008.