Santa Ana Winds

As everyone knows, Hollywood is the herpes sore of America; the constant reminder that Americans have committed sins that must be cleansed.

And so it is that God sent his Only Son to die in the most horrific, yet poignantly photographic manner (see Passion of The Christ). But to no avail, since the Sodomites that populate all of Cauliflower ignored the message from The Holy Father.

In response, God sends the driest, most unpredictable winds to clean up His planet of the gayness.