Stephen Colbert's meTunes

This segment is where Stephen reviews the latest CDs.

John Legend

 * Evolver
 * hour-long pro-Darwin lecture, so sexy that no one could resist it


 * ready to go right now is the slogan for "Flomax"


 * Highest Rating 5 "Mes"

Tony Keith

 * That Don't Make Me A Bad Guy
 * In liner notes Keith thanks Jesus and Ford trucks


 * Highest Rating 5 "Mes"

Guns N' Roses

 * Chinese Democracy


 * to be released the same day as Stephen Colbert's Christmas Special


 * Rating No "mes"
 * stopping
 * not calling the album "Chinese Dentistry"
 * have all the songs come in at 2:30


 * original song of his own
 * a song promoting his Christmas Special on Comedy Central!