Borat Sagdiyev



Borat Sagdiyev is Kazakhstani television's top media personality.

Although Borat is not an American citizen, he still considers America to be "the greatest country in the world" and fully supports our War of Terror.

Movie-Films
Borat's movie-film "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan" was released on November 3rd, 2006 in the United States. It is currently the frontrunner for "Best Picture" at the 2007 Academy Awards (though some speculate this title may also be held by Snakes on a Plane).

The movie was produced by Bagatov Films which is run entirely by Kazakhstani bears.

The film is responsible for the break-up of one of the four marriages of Kid Rock and America's sweetheart Pamela Anderson.

Borat Sagdiyev
Borat is a great reporter and has a great love of cheese. On multiple occasions he has trained attack dogs to attack Jewish people. He is totally against feminism and women having any sort of power whatsoever (Thank you Borat). Has been known to fight for the cause of abortion on both sides while making fun of virgins. He believes that a woman's brains are smaller than those of a man's so they have no right to make any decisions pertaining to society or what they should do with their bodies. Borat is the greatest immigrant to ever come to the United States although he has not learned how to wash his clothes quite yet. Most people leave a meeting with him feeling as though they have just sat next to a shit pile. Body odor is not his strong suit. He would also like to own a slave so if you know any that are for sale please contact him. Thank you.

Factoids

 * Borat's sister Natalya is the number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan, and voted by the Kazakhi high council as "Best Sex In Mouth".
 * He has had five wives, but one of them is dead. High Five!
 * His hobbies include ping pong, disco dance, shoot dog, make sex, and taking pictures of women as they make the toilet.
 * He loves the world. Except Uzbekistan. Assholes.
 * His film has been success, so he will not be execute.
 * He lives next to Urkin, the town rapist. Naughty, naughty!