Retarded



[[Wilford Brimley] is the foremost expert on the retarded. 1]2 The Republican party bears great affection for the retarded and the retarded, in return, love the Republican party. If the Democratic Party had their way, all of the retarded would be put to death at birth. Thankfully the right has tried to overturn the abomination that is Roe v. Wade.

Despite the wedge the Democratic Party has tried to drive between the retarded and President George W. Bush 3, his retarded base did not abandon him during the 2000 and 2004 Presidential elections.

Factoids

 * The retarded do not rule the night
 * They don't run in packs
 * They're not as strong as apes
 * Do not lock eyes with one of the retarded, they may go into berserker mode where not even a bullet can bring them down
 * They're just like you and me
 * They all want cake
 * President George W. Bush is not retarded, no matter what the evidence to the contrary may support