Yankee Doodle Dandy

A brave song about a stoic, fearsome man who has made himself visible to the cowering public. This American Standard was written by of all people the 18th century english. It's a song about a cowardice public whom, when faced with the magnificent and heroic Yankee Doodle Dandy, are forced to running to their prissy parlimentary leadership in hopes of a peaceful and affable understanding with the goodly giant.

Robert Wuhl has offered a separate and wholly unsubstantiated account of the song's origins, but who believes that wanker anyway?