France 24

France 24 is a French government-funded global 24-hour satellite and cable TV news channel. France 24 intends to give an even more pussfied view of the news than the other competing pinko outfits such as BBC World and CNN International. France 24 wants to put more emphasis on debate, dialogue and the role of cultural difference. Sadly, these efforts will prove futile as the average American will view this broadcast and hear only but the figurative loud screams of an infant who has freshly shit it's diaper and is now forced lay there, in its own fecal matter...until drunken mommy returns to the car from inside the grocery store.