March of the Reasonable

''This page describes a small insignificant rally held on the same day as 's rally. Now, isn't that the page you really wanted? Go ahead, click it. Don't scroll down and read these liberal ideas. Read about Stephen's rally '' ''here. That is if you really love America ... otherwise ignore this warning and make The Baby Jesus cry. No real American would make Him cry, so here's the link again.''



'''Remember: If we don't spel Jons name corectist, the'll think were dum. And no bodi will no who he is.'''

And we want them to no. So they no he has s A Treason!





Rally to Restore Sanity (The T Reason Rally)
 * (March of the T Reasonable, Restoring T Reasonableness, Restore Sanity Rally, Restoring Sanity Rally, Rally for T Reason, Jon Stewart's Clownish Conspiracy to Coopt Colbert's March Rally)

is a libural movement trying to undermine our efforts to restore Truthiness!

STEEEEEEEWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART!!!

It wasnt enough for you to steal Stephen's Emmy, now you are trying to steal his rally?! You Naughty Boy!!!

Who:
Jon Stewart AND OUR GLORIOUS STEPHEN COLBERT!

Why:
Rally to Restore Sanity before Real Americans take over. Fat chance, libural.

When:
When the Anti-Christ is given birth 10/30/10, to piss off Colbert

Hours:
From 12pm to 3pm, I heard they are bringing babies to eat them in a Satanic Ritual BBQ. BYOB2BBQ.

Where:
The National Mall in Washington, D.C. The hell you will! That's our spot!!! (Oh, wait - ummm, thanks, we'll share - BUT THEN WE"LL TAKE OVER!! BWAHAHAHA!!!) No one but US holds a rally next to the US Capitol!

What to Wear:

 * Anything that screams "I am a Traitor" or "I Hate Truthiness!"

What Channel?
If you don't have wings to fly to Washington or you have sh#t to do then your only redeeming chance is to listen in on the police scanner or watch it on C-Span

Mission
''"I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!" ''

(Translation: I'm really crazy & I've stopped my antipsychotics)

Who among us has not wanted to open their window and shout that at the top of their lungs?

Me. I want to walk out my front door and say "Good Morning. Mr Postman. Do you have a package for me?" 

Seriously, who?

Stephen, because he's afraid screaming out an open window will attract bears. and Mooslims.

''Because we're looking for those people. We're looking for the people who think shouting is annoying, counterproductive, and terrible for your throat; who feel that the loudest voices shouldn't be the only ones that get heard; (except at the hog-calling, hollering contest in Lizard Lick, NC) and  ''

''who believe that the only time it's appropriate to draw a Hitler mustache on someone is when that person is actually Hitler. ''

''Or Charlie Chaplin in certain roles. ''

''Are you one of those people? Excellent. Then we'd like you to join us in Washington, DC on October 30 -- a date of no significance whatsoever -- at the Daily Show's "Rally to Restore Sanity." Ours is a rally for the people who've been too busy to go to rallies, who actually have lives and families and jobs (or are looking for jobs) -- not so much the Silent Majority as the Busy Majority. If we had to sum up the political view of our participants in a single sentence... we couldn't. That's sort of the point. ''

Think of our event as Woodstock, but with the nudity and drugs (Yes, that means NO pot, either)'' replaced by respectful disagreement; the Million Man March, only a lot smaller, and a bit less of a sausage fest; or the Gathering of the Juggalos, but instead of throwing our feces at Tila Tequila, we'll be actively *not* throwing our feces at Tila Tequila. (What about Burning Man? Can we think about it as Burning Man, only cooler & with womens & childrens?) Join us in the shadow of the Washington Monument. (Uh, wait a minute... No shadows at noon... and we'll be too far from the tall pointy thing anyway...) And bring your indoor voice. Or don't. If you'd rather stay home, go to work, or drive your kids to soccer practice... Actually, please come anyway. Ask the sitter if she can stay a few extra hours, just this once. We'll make it worth your while.'' -- Jon Stewart

You suck, Jon Stewart!! -- Mutopis

Team T Reason
If you want to join the un-american hippie rally, go here (pussy) along with these other pinko liberals:


 * Bad Boy Hippie Jonny "Ring o' Rosies" Stewart
 * Dwight Schrute (Traitor)
 * Oprah Winfrey (?!) I hear she's flooding the entire Eastern Seaboard to bring her entire TV viewing audience to this TiTanic rally.
 * Arianna Huffington (she will travel to the rally on her magical bus)
 * The Mooslim. More evidence that Jon Stewart is a puppet of the Obama Administration.
 * NPR cowards
 * The Libural Media
 * Obama
 * Larry King
 * Satan
 * Bears

The Sanity Bus



 * Sanity Bus Info
 * The Sanity Bus Twitter
 * Over 4000 Traitors signed for the communist bus
 * and for the price tag of $250,000 you too can own a Socialist Bus... see, socialism makes everything expensive... next time use the free market bus.

Those interested in riding the Socialist Bus before it reaches the FEMA concentration camp must sing up the socialist list to gather data on American citizens.

Jon's Rally Taken Over by:

 * Alien Pod People
 * Mooslim Alien Pod People
 * Gay Mooslim Alien Pod People
 * Bears
 * Col-bears

Joint Mission with Team Fear
There is one thing we can all agree on, Conan must not know about this!

SUCK IT, CONAN!

Sign Suggestions
Spelling Mandatory Pleeze Spell Awl Sines Corect Becose Thats Hou Smart Peple Rite

But I am Scared of Spiders
 * I Disagree with you, But I'm Sure You are Not Hitler
 * Got Competence?
 * 9/11 Was an Outside Job
 * Legalize Pot
 * I am Not Afraid of Muslims/Tea Partiers/Socialists/Immigrants/Gun Owners/Gays
 * Medicare IS Government Health Care
 * Social Security is Not Welfare
 * Can We Have Tacos Tonight?
 * I am Not Rich But I Like to Pretend That I am By Demanding More Tax Cuts
 * More Brains, Less Guts
 * Freedom of Speech Does NOT Mean Freedom from Criticism
 * Support Our Troops. Stop Neglecting Our Returning Veterans.
 * I dont Like Republicans But I dont Think They are Working for The Taliban
 * Osama Bin Laden is Not a Republican, I asked Him
 * I'm afraid of people who aren't reasonable.
 * My kid's here. Keep it down!

Official Signs
Bring the fear, go to this tube site to suggest an official sign!

Official Libural Tubes

 * Rally4Sanity
 * Johnstewartrally.com
 * RallytoRestoreSanity.com
 * RallytoRestoreSanity Facebook

Libural Tubes

 * March of the Reasonable Facebook
 * Rally to Restore Sanity Facebook
 * March of the Reasonable.com March to Keep Fear Alive
 * Jon Stewart considers stealing Colbert's thunder!
 * John Stewart's hidden agenda
 * John Stewart fails to understand Godwin's law 101
 * Even Anarchists think John's Rally will Epic Fail
 * Dammit John, Stop stealing everything!!!
 * CNN declares John has a great idea. DAMMIT!
 * Fox and Friends: No one wants to see Joo Boy
 * John Stewart continues his support for sanity... Go pleasure yourself, Tucker Carlson
 * John Stewart's hidden agenda
 * Stupid Rolling Stone... giving the joo all the credit
 * How Sanity Rally will harm Americans
 * Is all John's fault
 * John's radical rally agenda started years ago
 * How sanity is weakening our Nation and emboldening our enemies
 * Restoring Sanity 19th Century style