Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow is a skinny bird-like creature native to North America. According to a recent publication, British birdwatchers must know the names of a good two or three hundred separate species, none of which are Gwyneth Paltrow, all of which are boring.

Other birds, such as Dinosaurs lived until around 4000 B.C. They were tamed by Moses and used for transport, labour and a competitive racing series known as NASCAR. The ninth comandment, however forbade 'motorsports' and God inflicted a horrible pox upon them.