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=Archives= The last three archives:
 * Archive #160
 * Archive #161
 * Archive #162

=The White House Celebrates St. Patrick's Day=


 * Barack Obama (Secret Republican) lives? --Grazon 02:52, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
 * Not even the White House is safe from sewage lines.

=LGBT Group Protests Exclusion From New York's St. Patrick's Day Parade=


 * It's Henry FitzPatrick and Patrick FitzHenry! --Grazon 21:49, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

=Nickolodeon Reveals "New" Dora The Explorer=

=U.S. Marines Test New Aircraft=


 * A Hunter-Killer? SKYnet will be so thrilled! --Atenea del Sol 01:50, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Ever Visits Canada=
 * More like, Canada Visits the Greatest President Ever!

1-800-O-CANADA (1-800-622-6232)
 * Canada's Phone Number:

Call them and pull the following prank call: YOU: Your cat is on my fence. CANADA: I don't have a cat. YOU: Well, I don't have a fence.

Then hang up. Let's get the entire nation prank calling Canada until it gets a cat!

=AIG Executive Testifies Before Congress=
 * Code Pink Lady: "Have a seat Mr. Liddy."
 * Liddy: "Why, thank you."
 * Code Pink Lady: "Come on, Liddy, sit down!"
 * Liddy: "Don't worry about me. I'll sit down when I'm good and ready!"
 * Code Pink Lady: "Well, what's stopping you?"
 * Liddy: "Why are you so concerned about me sitting down ... hey! There's a whoopie cushion on this chair!"--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 20:16, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

=Fashion Week Opens in Barcelona= This is the work of British designer Justin Smith.


 * Hillary Clinton tries to sneak into Barcelona, but her choice of garment gives her away.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:52, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

=It's Hard To Be a Pimp= Congolese money changers say that the economic crisis is hurting their business.
 * "You see this pile of cash? How am I supposed to make my own reality show with THIS?"



=Undersea Volcano Erupts In South Pacific=


 * "Bali hai will call you....." --Atenea del Sol 00:42, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
 * The Fed buying $300 billion worth of their own treasury had long-reaching effects.... --Atenea del Sol 00:42, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
 * C'mon Marcie! You'd pay big bucks for this kind of treatment at the spa!
 * The return of five large banks to Baby Satan occasioned the neccessity to let off some steam. --Atenea del Sol 00:42, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
 * Exxon released an official statement that they were not offshore oil drilling there. Halliburton followed with a release confirming Exxon's report.--Pro-Lick 19:46, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

=President Hussein Obama Visits "Garage Of The Future" In Southern California=

=Vegas' Longest Running Show To Close After 49 Years=

=President Hussein Obama Visits Hollywood=

=Suspects Throw Cash On Freeway During Police Chase=


 * 'Sniff' 'Sniff' I smell money. --Grazon 21:51, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

=President Hussein Obama Videotapes Message For Iranian People=

At what point do I break it to them that their country does have homos? --Grazon 03:08, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

=Former Leader Of The Iraq Coalition Provisional Authority L. Paul Bremer Begins New Career As Painter=


 * Although his paintings give the impression of a person who was sentenced to complete anger management classes as part of a plea bargain for some criminal offense, rest assured America, L. Paul Bremer has not been incarcerated.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:09, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

=The Governator Goes to Washington= California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger (C), Pennsylvania Gov. Edward Rendell (R) and New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg speak to the media after meeting with U.S. President Hussein Obama at the White House in Washington




 * "Rise up, my microphonic brothers! We will soon control the universe!  (I'll be back one day with a better catch phrase)"--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 09:49, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

=California Capitol Threatens To Close Homeless Encampment=


 * D'ya like dags? --Atenea del Sol 04:50, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

=England Invades Spain with Giant Robot Fish= ''The self-governing robot carp are about 5 feet long and are intended to monitor pollution in Spanish coastal waters. Based on fish intelligence surveys, the carp are allegedly considered to be sentient independent AIs.''



=Australians Release Penguins Back To The Wild=



=First Lady Hussein Obama Breaks Ground For White House Garden=


 * Isn't this picture racist somehow? --Sneakers 09:27, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

=5,000 Pennsylvanias Evacuated After Truck Carrying Acid Overturns On Highway=

=Protesters Hold Rally Outside Home Of AIG Executive=