Thailand

Thais believe [[Christmas to be a celebration of the crucifiction of Santa Claus by his Elves. They are all going to Hell.

It is also the only tourist destination apart from the evil Castro's Cuba to have a huge gender disparity in the number of visitors, with significantly more men visiting annually. Sources referred to Bangkok Chickboys and a trick involving ping-pong balls, but being a good conservative, this Wikiality reporter wouldn't know about such things.