Colbert's Laws of Existence

Iraqknowphobia
Iraqknowphobia does not exist. If it did exist, Iraqknowphobia would be defined as "the fear of knowing what exactly is really going on in Iraq". But, we know Iraqknowphobia does not exist because Dr. Stephen Colbert, DFA does not believe in it. If Dr. Colbert does not believe in something, it stands to reason that he cannot fear it.

Colbert's Law of Existence
This fact applies not only to conceptual theories, but also physical objects. On the the February 7, 2007 episode of the Colbert Report, Dr. Colbert's guest was that brain guy Steven Pinker. Dr. Colbert challenged Steve's assertion that physical objects obey stable laws. Dr. Colbert stated his belief that "if a ball rolls behind the couch, it is gone." He proved his theory by promptly covering his eyes with his hands, which immediately made Dr. Pinker dissapear to him.

Interactive Test
You can prove this fact yourself, right now! Close your eyes and cover your eyes with your hands... NOW.

This Paragraph Does Not Exist
You can't see the Wikiality Web site or this paragraph anymore. Therefore, this paragraph does not exist. You have successfully proven Colbert's Law of Existence, and we would like to congratulate you on passing the test! However, you are not aware that we just congratulated you because you can't see this paragraph, which does not exist.