Write A Caption/Archive/60

=Hillary Clinton And Norman Hsu=
 * Hillary takes the opportunity to show Mr. Hsu how Chinese she is. Unfortunately, it doesn't just involve a SOUTHERN accent... - The Lake Effect 01:53, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
 * Hillary tries out some of Norman's "happy pills". --Careax 02:30, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

=Harrod's Uses Snake To Guard $120,000 Shoes=
 * Finally, a security guard not belonging to a union! - The Lake Effect 02:06, 11 September 2007 (UTC)


 * This is one pair of shoes that won't be stolen by Indiana Jones. - The Lake Effect 01:51, 12 September 2007 (UTC)


 * One phrase: "Duty Free" --Randroid 00:50, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

=Larry Flynt Holds Press Conference=


 * "Dah Guntaa Frum Jabba. Din Mabba Gadwa Mafallawee. muhahahahaha!!" (translation: "Yeah, I look and sound like Jabba the Hut. But unlike him I don't vote Republican. muhahahahaha!!") --Careax 04:04, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

=Lamborghini's New $1.4-million Limited Edition Reventon=
 * "This model's flux capacitor not only allows you to travel through time, but also visit bizarre alternate realities in which Iraq is totally under American control!" --Careax 04:19, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

=Two Surfers Save A Dog In Lake Michigan=

=A Donkey Gets Trapped In A Well= (it was rescued safely)




 * Apperently, Lassie also saves donkeys. RedManiac 00:27, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
 * Elephants never lead you down a well.--Pro-Lick 22:49, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

=South Korea's President Meets The Greatest President Ever During APEC Summit=


 * how am i supposed to know Austrians dont have slanted eyes--Chester
 * The Greatest President Ever brags once more to the Asians about his "Gross Domestic Product". --Careax 04:15, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

=Customers Withdraw Cash From UK Bank=
 * British troops cutting and running and Alan Greenspan quitting on The Greatest President causes Brits to withdraw money to move to Dubai in the United Arab Emirates.--Pro-Lick 23:08, 15 September 2007 (UTC)

=Northwest Passage Is Finally Ice-Free=

=A Dog Practices Rescues=
 * Rush Limbaugh's crack recruitment team finally succeed in getting a Clinton to go to Iraq as they drop Buddy Clinton in the Tigres River.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:40, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

=Student Tasered At Kerry Event= Yes, it's true


 * Get your useless butt over to Iraq, loser.--Pro-Lick 23:29, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
 * Axe body spray reveal new scent: Electric Boogaloo --Careax 04:08, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

=London Fashion Week=
 * This piece is from the Lynne Cheney collection and it's called "Undisclosed Location"--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:38, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
 * "All your base are belong to us!" --Careax 04:07, 23 September 2007 (UTC)