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=Jimmy Walker and Ann Coulter Go To TV Land Awards=

The stars of Nick at Night's new remake of Sanford & Son. --Randroid 20:54, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

Who's she posing with, I can't see color!!!Tourskin 22:44, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

"You're not one of them 'faggots' are you Jimmy?" --Careax 06:14, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

=Hottest Bollywood Couple=

"So when can we start adopting African orphans?" --Careax 05:46, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Ever! Attends The White House Correspondents Dinner=

George Bush: "Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light," Damn it, I forgot the rest. Does anyone know the rest?--eaglesfan0075

George delights the crowd again with his armpit farting talent. --Careax 06:19, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

A special division of the Secret Service protect The Greatest President Ever from comedy during the 2007 White House Correspondents' Dinner.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:44, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Ever! Speaks At a Michigan High School=

A scene from Warner Bros. remake of The Great Dictator. --Randroid 20:52, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

"Ok, I give up. Which beige blob is America?" --Careax 06:13, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Ever! Honors Superbowl Champs=

"Condi, this isn't the team with the nappy-headed ho's is it?" --Alethic Logic 04:11, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

"So Condi, what's this Superbowl filled with? I hope it's nacho cheese!" --Careax 06:34, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

=America's Newest Ambassador to the UN=

Yeah and you just gotta...go for the center left of the chest, THEN THRUST IN FOR THE HEART!Tourskin 22:46, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

"My Eagle Claw style will defeat the UN's Pit of Vipers style."

=A Drunk Man Sleeps Overnight in Bank With His Horse= Yes, it's true.




 * Worst...Cowboy...EVER. - The Lake Effect 01:59, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

The horse - the newest deadly ally of the bear! --Careax 06:11, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

=Georgian Monk=

Padre Mario was fond of this particular path. --Alethic Logic 21:09, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Brother Maynard, just before he was eaten by the Legendary Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh. --El Payo 02:39, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

=A Gorilla=

Donkey Kong watches Padre Mario. --Alethic Logic 21:16, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Ape man shot today - the Planet of the Apes is Earth!Tourskin 22:47, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

"Throws your hands in the air/and shake 'em like you just don't care"

Gorilla left traumatized by bizarre "human face" chest birthmark. --Careax 06:33, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

=Potentially Habitable Planet Found=

"Cancel Earth Day and fire up the Escalade, bitches!"


 * "Remember that thing I told you about a planet for the Mexicans, a planet for the Chinese..." - The Lake Effect 17:47, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

=Detail of the Carina Nebula=

"Somewhere in a galaxy far, far away... are giant alien penises!"--eaglesfan0075


 * If you can't see Jesus in the image, then it's just not worth exploring. - The Lake Effect 01:57, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

=Pandas at San Diego Zoo=
 * Early trials show the effectiveness of Panda Viagra. - The Lake Effect 19:25, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

Panda porn - yet another way bears are destroying America! --Careax 06:16, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

=John Edwards Gives A Speech in New York=

"...And that's where babies come from."--eaglesfan0075

"So I'm going to grab Ann Coulter by her massive brass balls and squeeze all the Republican outta them!" --Careax 06:15, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

=Mount Everest=

=U.S. Capitol Dome=

Poppy field blamed for Congress. --Alethic Logic 14:59, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

=A French Matador=

French blame constant military failures on poor choice of camouflage. --Careax 06:30, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

The world prepares for the Democratic debates. --Alethic Logic 14:57, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

=A Gymnast Competes in European Championship=

=Stephen Hawking Weightless=

Proof that people who are full of hot air can actually float. --Alethic Logic 03:26, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

"Call me Paulina!"--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:40, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

=Housing After Hurricane Katrina=

=Workers Build Terminal At Beijing Airport=

=Scientist in Antarctica=

Face of Jesus appears in Stephen Colbert's dryer lint filter. --Alethic Logic 18:06, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

=Women Attend Bullfights=

Steve Tyler (bottom right) dons disguise and sneaks into bullfight. --Alethic Logic 18:12, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Spanish senior breaks world record for being "always a bridesmaid, never a bride". --Careax 22:15, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

=Mother Duck Crosses Road With 29 Ducklings= Yes, it's true.



World's most promiscuous duck thinks it's a chicken. --Careax 18:15, 28 April 2007 (UTC)