Moon Landing

The moon landing did not happen. There are no more tapes, thus no proof, therefore, no moon landing.

Conclusion
No one landed on the moon. And that should be the final word on the subject of a "moon landing."

But it isn't.

Liberal Media Lies
The liberal media will lie about any technological advances because none of them actually happen and they are an abomination against The Baby Jesus.


 * No one has made a vaccine for "polio" (as if a real disease would be named after a sport!).
 * The Internets are nothing more than a bunch of tubes; there is nothing "electronic" about it.

Liberals staged the moon landing in Hollywood where all liberals live when not in France or The People's Republic of San Francisco. They had use a studio vacated by pornographers. (See right)

Liberals have been known to be behind many "newsworthy" events:


 * Moon landing
 * Rescue of American hostages in Iran
 * Baby Jessica's rescue from that well
 * Kirsty Alley losing weight
 * Ned Lamont's victory over Joe Lieberman
 * (No one can be satisfied with the outcome until the Supreme Court has said so)