Laser

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history of the laser The laser was first invented by the genious scientist stephen colbert on july 32 1998 which was the first recorded time stephen proved to be the only one smarter than himself in the infamous 1998 self argument war in which stephen #1 or good god fearing conservative stephen went up against stephen #2 or evil liberal neo-nazi communist propogandist stephen. In this case good stephen determined it necessary to utilize the power or the laser to destroy terrorist strongholds in the middle east while the more evil stephen decided that it would be evil and cruel way to kill a 'human being' or as sane true americans call them terrorists. Stephen #1 finnaly one out after hours of one on one combat and debate with evil stephen even using the power of a full grown grizzly bear to his evil advantage which was soon to be defeated when stephen called upon a true hero in bill o'reily or as real americans call him the papa-bear. In which time the laser was used to hunt down and kill osoma bin laden before he was even aware of 9/11 ever going to happen and once proved that great god fearing conservatives are better in every way than those neo-nazis or as I refer to them communist broters.