American Money

The ten dollar bill is an ongoing plot by European and Liberal infiltrators of the United States Mint to ruin the U.S. economy by changing our currency for the worst.

History
Just like all currency, the 10 dollar bill started off as a simple Green note, with a nice little picture of a former president, that everyone could pass around in exchange for BLT's, Gasoline, and other American made products. Most of US true Americans were horrified when passing around our church collection plate to find the new disgraceful 10 dollar note going to god. Just any good American would, we all took that bill out of the plate an into our pockets. Only true American bills are worthy enough for our pastor's Corvette fund.

European Similarities
All European countries are not manly enough to pass around such ballsy simple bills. Like everything else, they have to fill them with their fancy artwork and try to relate them to sex. The bills are colorful, and not centered. The new 10 dollar bill is clearly a scam to ruin United State's currency by making it into European currency. As we all know, European currency is completely worthless compared to the all-mighty American Dollar

The ten dollar bill was chosen because 10 is the standard number of the Metric System. That's the only measurement system endorsed by Charles Darwin and Cindy Sheehan. The ten dollar bill must be stopped. An entirely Green $5,280 dollar note needs to be made. Let's see Illegal Immigrant cashiers try to figure out which one of those is counter-fitted.