Bohemian Grove

Bohemian grove mischief is a bunch of complete hogwash, fabricated by far left wing liberals who missed their hourly dose of Xanax.


 * It's important to dose very heavily on your meds when contemplating thoughts of our great American leaders having part in anything other than sane or normal activity.

Contrary to popular belief that select government officials, top media, and other elite individuals meet for a sort of "Satanic" ritual where an effigy of an infant is burned, shrouded in secrecy, is complete fiction. Well, everything but burning the baby. Or wait, no, what I meant was if you like theater, what better to do on vacation than have a mock baby-burning every year. Either way, something about anything (is this making any sense?) that might sound satanic about pretending to burn a baby, is pure fiction.

Try and prove it, if you can't prove it, it's not real. End of story.