Colbert Nation

The Colbert Nation has a population of over 10,000 dedicated citizens
 * The first 100 who registered consider themselves founder members. Some have adopted the Report Pledge Of Allegiance and call themselves Colbinistas. They are also apparently fancy pants elitists.
 * Upwards of 150 members register each day, making the message board the fastest growing community of 2006, outpacing MySpace.com
 * There are various forums on the message board, including specific forums for The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert, as well as Off Topic, Political, Fan Fic/Art, and the completely useless Conventional Wisdom and Fantasy Colbert League forums.
 * Colbert Nation Message Board
 * Bears are banned from registering, as are Communists, and those who worship the baby Satan.
 * Joe Scarborough is the Vice-President of the Colbert Nation. Although he is Vice-President his role is only honorary "in good faith" friendship accord, sort of like the Queen of England or The Chairman of the Communist Party of the People's Republic of China with no "actual" power or authority.
 * On August 15, 2006, the Colbert Nation was hacked by one or two (or more) bear loving cretins. The Blue Ribbon Committee was formed by select Colbert Nation members to find the perpetrators. It is currently believed the attack was orchestrated by the unholy alliance of the Colbear and Osama bin Laden.
 * Colbert Nation is between Myspace and Google in hits-per-day (as of October 2006).
 * 97% of posts on the Colbert Nation are sexual fantasies about a gay relationship between Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.
 * The other 3% are posts fantasizing about having a sexual relationship with either of the men mentioned above.

The Pledge
Colbert Nation Pledge

The Official Religion of The Colbert Nation

 * Stephenological Colbertism

Citizens of The Nation

 * =USA= Hero =USA=
 * aegisknight
 * AhhDiddums
 * angryrose
 * Avery Gordon
 * Bebeness
 * DallasCowboyFan
 * Dark_Sage
 * DebbieheartsCN
 * derrida316
 * Fairy Incognito
 * FireJunkMonkey
 * GeraldRFord
 * Hobobob10
 * Kristy
 * Meaculpa
 * Melody
 * Nofactzone
 * Pierre'sMonster
 * Pulp
 * Typhon

Polar Shark should be there somwhere.

Russell's Teapot is cool too, but this was in no way written by him.

Hall of Fame

 * Colbert Nation/Hall of Fame