User:DeagleSteagle

DeagleSteagle is an author on the web site Wikiality.com, where you currently are right now. DeagleSteagle's groundbreaking forays into expanding the boundaries of the world of truthiness are extraordinarily groundbreaking. One day, he will be considered a man before his time, much like bass guitarist Jaco Pastorius, that dude who played the guy from Mepos on Perfect Strangers and individually-wrapped bacon.

DeagleSteagle is born
DeagleSteagle was so down with the concept of living in the great nation of America, that he tore himself out of his mother's womb with his bare hands 8.52 months early just to breathe the fresh freedom loving air of the greatest nation on Earth.

DeagleSteagle used to be a wee DeagleSteagle-ite
When DeagleSteagle was very young, life was beautiful. Ronald Reagan was the man, and everything was sweller than swell. George H. W. Bush hosed the entire nation on that whole "read my lips" thing, but other than that, things were neat and spiffy for a few more years.

A Giant Crap Cloud Covers All of America
In 1992, a saxophone-playing philandering hippie took over America. For the next 8 years, DeagleSteagle and the rest of the greatest nation on Earth underwent a dark period. The sun disappeared for 8 years. Things started to look bleak there for a while. No White House intern was safe from the deadly cigars of W.J. Billy Bubba Blythe IV Clinton. Terrorists just ran around like crazy people and plotted their crap like...well...crazy people.

Its Getting Better All The Time
In 2000, the people rejected that prick Algore, who talked to us like he knew everything and we knew nothing, which may or may not have been actually true, but we didn't like it, gosh friggety darnit! As a result, the people chose George W. Bush and things pretty much started to pick up. The sun came out from behind the dark cloud it had been hiding behind for 8 years.

DeagleSteagle Learns of the Power of Truthiness
When DeagleSteagle grew to be a man, he learned of the concept of Truthiness. He also learned that all the Mountain Dew he had been drinking his whole life contained purified unfiltered Truthiness, and his consumption of said beverage every day over the course of his young life turned him into a walking, talking, mountain of Truthiness, with a Truthiness glint in his eye and a Truthiness fire in his gut. He then found Wikiality and with the aid of a kickin' computer of doom, DeagleSteagle unleashes all of the Truthiness stored in his gut onto the populace at large. Watch out, factonistas!

Cool crap on the Wikiality site that has been authored either mostly or completely by DeagleSteagle

 * Bearpiter
 * DeagleSteagle
 * Floyd Landis
 * Hockey
 * Ken Dryden
 * Michigan
 * Montreal Canadiens
 * Mountain Dew
 * New York Rangers
 * NHL
 * Ontario Hockey League
 * Ricky Bobby
 * Saginaw Spirit
 * Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle
 * Stephen Colbert's Sports Update
 * Ted Kennedy
 * Tube-manipulating