User:DeathToBears

Brian Allen
Great American or the greatest? Anyone who isn't a terrorist would agree that Brian Allen is probably the greatest American ever (Next to Jesus and Stephen Colbert). At age 18, Brian( aka. Johnny "death to bears" Angel) has been fighting the good fight against the bears and their future hopes of a worldwide beartopia. On a recent trip to Alaska, Brian single-handedly killed 18 bears with his bare hands and an american flag. He then suffocated the bear cubs with his enormous pecs. He is also the leading expert on dolphins and their plans to become hyper-intelligent and aide the Great Bear Uprising of 2012.

Facts
- America is great

- Brian is an American hero

- Brian's hatred for bears is only paralleled by his love for America

- Freedom, freedom, liberty, liberty, liberty