Fredrich Nietzsche

Fredrich Nietzsche was a Nazi philosopher, which also makes him a follower of Satan. His birth and death date are unknown, but he must have lived a long time. He was alive during the crucifixion of Jesus (which is why he said that God is dead) but he lived long enough to fight for the Nazis in World War II.

The Superman
Nietzsche's most well-known ideas is the Superman, which is a person who is better than all other human beings. Nietzsche wrote the comic book Superman in order to describe this idea. To date, there has only been one person who fit the description of Superman: Stephen Colbert. Colbert can leap buildings in a single jump, fly faster than a speeding bullet, and shoot lasers from his eyes. Colbert also possesses the most important quality of a Superman, the ability to base his perception of the world on truthiness. Stephen Colbert has freed himself from the dogmatic confines of fact and logic. He knows that reality is what he decides it is. He says whatever he wants and refuses to bend to liberal demands for evidence and reason.

Other Possible Supermen

 * George W. Bush
 * Jack Bauer
 * Chuck Norris
 * Optimus Prime
 * Jesus