Noam Chomsky

Noam Chomsky is Satan in human form. No one is closer to evil than he is.



Made-up human background
He was born on December 7, 1928 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. He received a PhD in something called Linguistics in 1955 from the University of Pennsylvania, an Ivy-league school. Linguistics is anti-truthiness, but not in the same way as fact hugging is. When combined with liberal thinking, Linguistics can warp the brain and turn normal citizens into marijuana-loving-war-hating hippies.

In 1955 the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) allowed him to hang out in the library, as part of the "Adopt a Mad Man" program funded by Princeton, as shown in the documentary "A beautiful mind". Unlike John Nash's patriotic visions, Chomsky experiences hallucinations that usually include corporations, sweat-shops and gas prices. Usually, MIT students call him Professor out of fear, due to his close friendship with Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, with whom he has co-authored (at least in spirit) many communistic books.

Chomsky is clincally squisofrenic, but is nonetheless extremely dangerous and evil.