Alpha Dog of the Week



The one and only, undefeated Alpha Dog of the Week Emeritus is America's Greatest Dead President, Ronald Reagan. Hwever, from time to time, Stephen names a temporary Alpha Dog of the Week.

Alpha Dogs
Selleck's unquestioning support of America's gun rights should make him NRA President
 * Tom Selleck - named for the Week of September 28, 2006


 * John Bolton "The Schnauzer" - named for the Week of December 9, 2006.
 * His "colleagues" at the UN used the following to described his "management style":
 * 1. "abrasive and not very helpful to amenable consensus"
 * 2. "no comment"
 * His only possible replacement would be a bulldozer


 * Amitabh Bachchan - named for the Week of February 12, 2007.[[Image:StephenRajasthani.jpg|right|thumb|109px|When passing through a herd of 400 camels, always wear a Rajasthani turban.]]
 * Survived a hoof to the head from a dromedary


 * Robert Hancock - named for the Week of March 25, 2007.
 * Hancock, a resident of Carterville, Illinois was charged more than $525 on his electric bill, more than triple the amount it was last year. Hancock mailed 52,500 loose pennies as payment.