A Colbert Christmas Story

To honor this CHRISTMAS, Wikiality.com invites only the very best Americans to contribute to this ode to Christmas and Stephen by creating a Christmas story for this new age of truthiness.

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Chapter One
Once upon a time in a land of milk and honey and balls, there lived a boy named Stephen.