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=The Greatest President Ever Leans Out Of A Truck=


 * "Is that the light at the end of the tunnel? Oh wait. No, it's just a suicide bomber." --Careax 15:52, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Ever Speaks To The Troops=


 * "Why do you want me to say 'mission accomplished'? Oh shit!" --Careax 04:33, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

=Dog Gets Hit During 2007 Tour de France=

the french pay a dog to take out the competition

=A Cat Raises Abandoned Chicks=

"Fleas are tasty!" --Demonseed 04:29, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Lindsay Lohan is next on the adoption list. - The Lake Effect 17:08, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

=Cats and rats Used To Detect Landmines=

=Oscar The Cat Can Tell When Hospice Patients Will Pass= Yes, it's true.



The cat stalks its next soul to devour. --Randroid 18:20, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

"Don't fear the reaper. I want chicken, I want liver, I want a cadaver, please deliver..." --OHeL 01:24, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

=World's Tallest And Smallest Horses=


 * "Daddy! Lady just pooped a baby!" --Careax 04:24, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

=Karl Rove Receives A Subpoena=


 * Those MoFos had just better hope Karl shows up, and not that bad-ass dawg MC Rove! --Careax 04:35, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

=Army Vet Shows Off His New Bionic Arm=

I got sent to fight in the Middle East for no discernible reason, got my arm blown off and all I got was this green ball and a plastic arm? Thanks Blackwater!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 04:31, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

=Stephen Visits The White House Briefing Room=


 * With the restraining order in place and thus no more stalker concerns, Stephen was free to bless the Briefing Room with his massive gravitas. --Careax 06:09, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

=People Visit Comic-Con, 2007=

When too many girls showed up to the Comic Con, an emergency geek surge was ordered, and immediate a big yellow one was dropped. --Randroid 18:19, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

=Hot Air Balloon Shaped Like Condom=

The biggest condom in the world for the biggest dick...Michael Moore.

=Knut Looks At A Book About Himself=


 * "Knut's I AM DEUTSCHLAND, AND SO CAN YOU!" - The Lake Effect 21:34, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

=Elmo, The Baby Orangutan=

I once supported a troop surge this big--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 04:29, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

=Gordon Brown, Britain's Newest Prime Minister Meets The Greatest President Ever=

"So... you can do whatever the f*** you want with no accountability? Really?" --OHeL 01:29, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

=Condoleezza Rice Pictured With A Black Man=


 * "You expect me to have what with him?!" --Careax 15:48, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

=A Crowded Beach In China=


 * 400,000 lonely Chinese men descended on a remote beach from all over the country when they heard the last unmarried woman was there. --Careax 15:51, 31 July 2007 (UTC)