Medieval Bear



Medieval Bears are the bears of the dark ages. Back in the dark ages, bears came with cannons mounted to their chests. Several fossils have been found in England to supprt this theroy. Bears were free to roam wherever they pleased. Honestly who wants to try and stop a 500 lb bear with a cannon on its chest.

One bear would sometimes go to a castle and shoot it a couple times for shits and giggles. It would then eat the dead for supper. If five or six bears attacked a castle at once, it could be demolished withen minutes. Although this was a very unlikely occurance, because bears often killed each other in their rampages.