Prison



Prisons are places where terrorists, African-Americans, and former Congresspeople are held in confinement away from the rest of the American population. Occasionally, a celebrity will accidentally wander into a cell, but the filthy Hollywood liberals will buy their way out.

Who Goes To Prison

 * Terrorists
 * Hippies
 * Liberals
 * Black People
 * Embezzling and corrupt Corporate CEOs Patriotic Capitalist Americans who had been framed out of jealousy.
 * Politicians Democrats
 * Political Prisoners Journalists who are un-american