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=Hersheypark Celebrates 100 Year Anniversary= An inverted roller coaster called "The Great Bear" at Hersheypark amusement park in Hershey, Pennsylvania. Celebrating 100 years.



New terrifying "bear" roller coaster causes major exodus on the Hershey Highway. --Careax 19:28, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

=2007 Mexico World Dog Show in Mexico City=

=A Man Converted His Porsche Into A Barbeque Grill=
 * You should see the charcoal pit that he turned into a Mini Cooper. - The Lake Effect 15:15, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

=Workers Investigate A Possible Outbreak of Bird Flu in England=

Dick Cheney's undisclosed outhouse. --Randroid 04:22, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

=Construction Accident in Dubai=

"Yeah thanks. NOW I know that measurement is in meters not feet!" --Careax 07:23, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

=Britain's Annual Cheese Rolling=

Potheads came out in particular force this year, thanks to a particularly bad case of the munchies. --Careax 07:46, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

=A Boy Climbs A Tree=
 * In Soviet Russia, tree climbs you! - The Lake Effect 15:15, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

=An Elephant Is Hosed Down Before The Show=


 * Dennis Hastert gets ready for another session in the House. - The Lake Effect 15:01, 7 June 2007 (UTC)


 * Mark Foley attends pool party with a Strong Teen Using Democracy. - The Lake Effect 15:17, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

=America's Secretary of State Before Giving A Speech=

Condi experienced temporary blindness after walking in on a naked Vladimir Putin and seeing his 'Red Russian' in full force. --Careax 07:44, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

=A Baby Panda Enjoys A Slide=

Terrorist bear training camp. --Careax 19:46, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

=A US Soldier Guards Terrorists At Camp Delta, Guantanamo=

The luxury wing of Camp Delta, in which each enemy combatant lives in a spacious locker all to himself. --Careax 07:40, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

=Senior Aide to The Greatest President Ever, Dan Bartlett Retires=

"Oh shit, i just know they're going to toss me over the side..." --Randroid 10:46, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

=Jack Kevorkian Leaves Prison=

Kevorkian's only regret is not being around to 'treat' Terri Schiavo. --Careax 19:30, 2 June 2007 (UTC)


 * "I'm told a lot of Texas prison inmates are in pain." - The Lake Effect 15:19, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

=Former Presidents Attend Dedication of Billy Graham Library=

"Quiet Jimmy, he's looking!" --Careax 19:31, 2 June 2007 (UTC)


 * "But the real reason I'm hanging out with him so much is because he IS my father too!" - The Lake Effect 15:03, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Ever Speaks on The United States International Development Agenda=

"America has a gender. I just wish I knew what it was." --Careax 06:40, 8 June 2007 (UTC)