Battle of the Bulge

The Battle of the Bulge
Germany needed to break out, after the infamous allied Muffin assault of June 25th, 1944. Hitler had no recourse, events were building, and the Allies began closing in on the Ardennes. The Americans were dug in, not leaving, and the Germans felt the Tingle of American Firepower.

Hitler forced his generals into a decision, middle or side part, symbolizing the path to take for the armies on the ground. It was cold, cold blooded, and the allies got the crap shelled out of them, the breakout attempt was near Antwerp, Belgium. Both sides were plagued by weather, air raids, shelling, constantly shifting lines, and a confusion over who exactly was the enemy, and where had all the cowboys gone?

The German invasion plan was scrapped after Patton witnessed Hitler riding a Pegasus to the front, Hitler was to lead the invasion. Sadly the Pegasus got caught by the Soviet Union, by caught, they mean 'shot down' over Moscow. Cesar, the unicorn, alleged to have been ridden by Rommel during the North Africa campaign was captured by the Allies.

The Germans finally ran out of strudel, gasoline, and cigarettes in March, 1991.