Write A Caption/Archive/51

=Father of The Greatest President Ever Donates His Service Revolver To Museum=


 * "You mean the block goes up into the barrel? Shucks! No wonder I kept missing all those Mexicans!" --Careax 04:53, 21 July 2007 (UTC)
 * This is my rifle, this is my gun, wait a minute...this is my rifle? Well, that explains my gun...--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 06:54, 21 July 2007 (UTC)
 * "If I have to spend one more goddamned day with that asshole Clinton, I swear to God..."--MC Esteban™ 09:10, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

=Two Monkeys Fight At The Zoo=


 * Here Yucko! I flung that poop and hit that bit** with the camera right here!

=Dennis Kucinich, Hillary Clinton and John Edwards After The 2007 NAACP Convention=


 * It's only this big Hillary. And I ain't talking about his chance at the Presidency!" --Careax 04:56, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

=Technicians Create Influenza Vaccine Using Eggs=

"Won't they be surprised this Easter." --Randroid 18:21, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

=India Elects First Woman President, Pratibha Patil= (Indira Ghandi was Prime Minister; Pratibha Patil was elected president.)




 * India's newest president, Pratibha Patil answers reporters questions about her age, two, yes seventy-two.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 20:59, 22 July 2007 (UTC)
 * "This is our foreign policy towards almost all of the world. For our foreign policy towards Pakistan let me just turn my fingers around." --Careax 05:08, 23 July 2007 (UTC)
 * "Yo, peep this, big up'sta muh ma fuckin homies in Visakhapatnam, we be keepin' it real up in here. Check it, I tips muh fowdy ta the' memory of the Little Gandhizzle.  Rest in peace dawg!  Booyakasha!"  --MC Esteban™ 09:03, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

=Baby Dressed As Harry Potter=


 * J.K. Rowling announces surprise new Harry Potter book: "Harry Potter and the Hermione Love Child" --Careax 17:42, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

=A Meerkat Keeps Warm Under A Heat Lamp=

My agent told me i could have a you tube video like that ground squirel
 * Self-cooking meerkat takes Korea by storm. --Careax 05:05, 23 July 2007 (UTC)
 * Alien intelligence finally taken to Earth's leader. --MC Esteban™ 09:09, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

=Three Bears Cool Off=


 * Yet again a liberal judge rewards hardened criminals with a brief resort prison sentence. This time: the Goldilocks killers. --Careax 04:30, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

=Soccer Superstar, David Beckham During His American Debut=


 * Soccer dives, they're not just for Europe anymore!--MC Esteban™ 09:07, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Ever=

What the hell are those two guys doing?--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 17:34, 24 July 2007 (UTC)

=Two Sadhus, Hindu Holy Men, Perform Yoga=

hey gunga, THE GIANT HEAD OF PRESIDENT BUSH is watching us
 * "Dude: I think this would be more fun if you were a hot chick." --Careax 04:32, 27 July 2007 (UTC)