Category:Ark Template

The Bible tells us that Noah took two of each kind of animal on his Ark to save them from the great flood, and that all the animals alive today on Earth are the descendents of those pairs. Hear that, Darwin? All the animals. Even the crazy looking ones in "Australia." And, yes, unfortunately, even the Godless Killing Machines known as bears.

These templates are for labeling the good, the bad, and the weird animals that have descended from their great-great-(add roughly 4500 years worth of "greats" here) grandparents, who rocked all night on the S.S. Noah cruise ship with Shem, Ham, and Japhet.

(Japhet was the cute one.)