Mike Huckabee

Governor Mike Huckabee used to be one fat slob. But now that he is GOP Governor of Arkansas and a potential GOP Candidate for President of God's Favorite Country, he had to do something about his extra layers.

After a brief period out of the limelight, Gov. Huckabee called a press conference.

"I have just come out of six weeks at a concentration camp held by the Democrat Party of Arkansas in an undisclosed location, making a hostage tape," Huckabee said. "That's why I look that way."

Jews everywhere were delighted that Mike remembered them, "We just love Mike. He really gets us."

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