Josh Brolin

Josh Brolin is the Michael Vick of the film industry. He has an extreme dislike of all canine creatures, and must be displayed killing at least one, in all ofhis feature films. The reason for Joshua's hatred of dawgs all began when he was but a child. His mother was murdered and raped by a golden retreiver, years later, josh's foster parents were found dead on the floor of their bathroom with the bitemarks of a labrador. In fact, every one that Brolin has ever loved has been violently killed by someone in the dog family, it is said that in 1996, when Josh had a near deatgh experience, after seeing his life flash before his eyes, he endered that gateway to hades, at the end of the river styx and was greeted by the three headed dog, cerberus. Josh Brolin slayed Cerberus with a level 5 fire laser equiped sword of destiny.

In 2006,Josh Brolin illegaly tresspassed onto the set of the upcoming disney family film, Underdog. It was reported that josh took a machete and beheaded every single cast member of the flick, including the beloved pup, scruffy. Doctors have reported that Brolin suffers from severe canine anxiety. It is a common diagnosis that both Michael Vick, and Ellen Degenerous have. Ypu can support the victims of this terrible disease by donating the the christan Childrens Fund. Josh Brolin kills a dog every 26.4 seconds. He has a cool 'stache, though.