Bearisees





Arch enemies of Stephen and The Baby Jesus as depicted in the New Testament. Caused Jewish descendents to be cursed with eating their babies and having Mel Gibson as their friend. Jesus called them a brood of vipers and bears, hence the name bearisees. However, now Stephen changed the curse to atheists and secularists because Jews will speed up the rapture (so will atheists but jews are more important in this). Yay!

History and Influences


Bearisees were influenced by Zoroaster who was influenced by Bears and Satan. Bearisees were Iranian jew bears which is why many people think Christianity was influenced by Zoroastrianism. But Zoroastrianism is influenced by bears and satan, so we know this is just slander done by Gaytheists.

Bearisees and the Bear World Order
The Bearisees in Jesus time were much like the Bear World Orderists of today. They controlled the world and aimed to kill Jesus and Christianity in favor of their being worshipped along with Satan of course. They also wanted to make a 1 world government, which included spreading Islam. Many think Muhammed came up with Islam from being possessed by Satan, but it was actually the Bearisees who wanted to use it for world domination. The Bear World Orderists of today (Bearluminaty, Trilateral Conspiracy, Rockefellers, etc.) took note from the Bearisees and now Islam is spread like the plague!