Gloria Steinem





Gloria Steinem is some chick that was on The Colbert Report recently. Gloria appeared in a segment called The American Lady with Jane Fonda. Both Steinem and Fonda were on Stephen's program to help him bake an apple pie because women excel at baking things, along with doing laundry, driving the kids to soccer practice and watching their "stories" or, as they are known to men, soap operas.

Gloria is a very influential feminist activist, but her highest claim to fame was being a Playboy Bunny and being on Stephen’s show to have an “ice cream three-way.” Most modern day women, whether they know if or not, owe Gloria a debt of gratitude for erasing all sexism towards women. Today’s most influential women, such as Paris Hilton and Katie Holmes have cited Ms. Steinem as a major role model and a yardstick to measure their own actions and judgments against.

Trivia

 * Gloria is unmarried and has never had any children. Therefore, her life must be unfulfilling and empty.
 * Steinem & Jane Fonda recently launched a radio station geared towards women
 * Gloria can bake a mean apple pie
 * Gloria likes Revlon products because she doesn’t like the ambiguity of Maybelline and she doesn’t trust the “I’m worth it” affirmations of L’Oreal since she’s never been married
 * Like most women, she’s sexually excited when in Stephen’s presence (See: Arianna Huffington)

Program Topics for Steinem’s Female Orientated Radio Station

 * Relationship advice
 * Reviews of Danielle Steele's books
 * Different methods for tough stain removal from various fabrics
 * Gossip
 * How to try to manipulate men
 * Knitting
 * Menses
 * Each others "freshness"
 * The decline of Western Civilization due to women in the workplace
 * The glass ceiling myth
 * Coupons
 * Diapers: Cloth vs. Disposable
 * Oprah
 * How to organize your shoes/purses
 * The female orgasm: Myth or Reality?
 * Practical applications for crying to facilitate getting your way