The YouTube

Youtube is a groundbreaking internets video sharing site that Stephen Colbert owns about third of, due to the over 1400 results one finds when searching his name. Purchased by Google for $1.65 billion in fall 2001, Colbert should therefor be recieving over $500 Million if everything goes accordingly, finally getting the great Colbert started on the road to something approaching his hard earned deserved wealth.

The service will now be called, it's been said, "GooTube". Google also made a less publicized deal to purchase the worlds largest fruit punch manufacturer, which will now be called "Goo Punch". In an instantaneous showing of synergy, they released an ad for the beverage on GooTube, which can be seen [here]