Bob Allen

Bob Allen is a Florida state representative and the co-chairman of Senator John McCain’s Florida campaign.

A Family Values Republican, Allen was the proud recipient of a “worst of the worst” rating from the Rainbow Democratic Club for his anti-gay, pro-family voting record.

The Battle With Satan
On Wednesday afternoon, July 11th, 2007, at a local park, Allen was placed under arrest after the Devil forced him to offer to perform a sex act on an undercover officer in exchange for $20, police said.

Titusville police were at Veteran’s Memorial Park on East Broad Street on a burglary detail when they noticed an unshaven man acting suspicious, going in and out of the restroom three times, said Lt. Todd Hutchinson.

An undercover officer decided to go into one of the bathroom stalls, Hutchinson said. Moments later, Allen knocked on the stall door and offered to perform oral sex on the officer for $20, according to the police spokesman.

Pray For Him
Once Mr. Allen completes his anti-homosinuality retraining, he can once again continue his glorious crusade against the forces aligned against marriage and traditional Republican American Judeo-Christian values.