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Image:S4021411.jpg|left|thumb|97px|Stephen in all his glory!]]Stephen Wayne Harrell is the number 41 lamest thing about 2006. He was born in the great state of Illinois. He is the second child of twenty two. Raised by a pack of wolves from a young age, he quickly raised in rank to head of the pack. He is an avid outdoorsman and enjoys the company of all God's creatures. When Stephen was at the tender age of 14, he trekked to the snow-capped Himalayans to seek out the advice of a wise monk named Steve Gutenberg. While there, Stephen asked Steve what is the meaning of life. Steve Gutenberg’s only response was lines from his movie, It Takes Two, starring Mark-Kate and Ashley Olsen. Stephen quickly realized that there are many individuals out there who are not to be trusted. Returning from his adventure, Stephen grew wiser in the ways of the world. He continued his life's journey, seeing the world, via touring with The Rolling Stones. While with the Stones, Stephen Harrell taught Mick Jagger all his famous moves, i.e. The Cock Walk. After many farewell and reunion tours, Stephen Harrell felt that it was time to fulfill his civic duty and enlist in the world's greatest Air Force. While in the Air Force Stephen had many legendary moments. For example, he battled his life long arch-enemy...Jayson. This battle was on such a large scale that over the years it has drifted into Wyoming lore. Story has it on a cold and stormy Cheyenne night Stephen was on his way home to his palace, when Jayson appeared out of nowhere like an a ghost. Stephen instantly called upon his training he learned from the Air Force, and prepared himself for battle. "What do you want, you scoundrel?" Stephen asked. Jayson answered in a dark whisper, "$2.99." "Pongo, you rascal, I will do no such thing!" Stephen answered defiantly. Wearing only jeans, a tight Goonies t-shirt, no jacket, and baseball cap; Jayson raises his hands and shouts, "Can't I just have a $2.99?" Stephen quietly shakes his head, "Jayson, you are not to be trusted." "Then I guess we must fight," answered Jayson. Stephen, still in his ready stance, gives Jayson a quizzical look, "But there is no reason to fight." Jayson returns with a devilish smile, "Oh really?" Jayson's smile disappears as he leans back and launches a giant spit bomb onto Stephen. The spit lands onto Stephen's sweet suit jacket with a splat. Angered by this Stephen charges into battle, using every move that he knows. He tries the ikkyo grip, with a standing arm bar. But Jayson was to slippery for that. Next Stephen tried a Treadwell Gooch ride, with no results. Finally, he tries for karate move of some sort, but Jayson counters with "Raising the Barn." It catches Stephen off-guard, as he falls to his knees. Jayson stands over Stephen in the rain, laughing in victory, "Hahahahahahaha." Lighting crashes behind him, illuminating his silhouette. With his tongue sticking out and his entire body shaking, he believes he has won. But Stephen knew Jayson's only weakness, being punched in the genitals. Stephen's fist hits square in the soft spot and Jayson doubles over in defeat. Stephen raises to his feet and looks down at his enemy. "You son of a vondruke, no one spits on me." "You are no m'lady, you are a sassy....Zcha Zchune, Zcha Zchune." Stephen walks away into the darkness, valiant in his fight. Jayson stands up and runs back to his lair, with shouts fading in the distance, "But why?!" And that is the tale of Stephen Wayne Harrell. Also he likes Steak n' Shake.

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