Egypt



Egypt has pyramids in it, which were placed there by John Adams, creator of the American dollar bill. The rest of Egypt is really boring except for the American-designed, Egyptian-built pyramids. America makes everything better, including the population of elephants, which in recent years has exploded.

Egypt is NOT in Africa. Africa is kind of a sketchy concept; Egypt, however, is real. It is located in the Middle East.

Egypt is the only country in the middle east entirely populated by Persians, who are inturn ancestors of oil tycoons from the dark (oily) ages.

Egypt Today
Pardon the dust, but Egypt seems to be under construction at the moment. As an ally on the war on terror we hope their Egyptian dictator leader can solve their issues soon.

In 2011, influenced by America's tea bagging traditions, Egyptians protested Mubarak's regime.

External Tubes

 * Egypt's long campaign to conquer the Middle-east
 * One of America's ally soon to retire. Thanks alot, internetz...
 * American hater supports destruction of America's ally
 * How Al Gore's global warming ruined our ally
 * Egypt is stealing our oil!