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SHOCKING NEWS!!! OBAMA IS A SECRET MORMON AND A SATANIST !!!
GOP: How many more secrets are there?

'''The Mormon States of America. May 5, 2009''' - With the latest news that Obama is a secret Mormon, Wikiality.com is wondering how many more secrets does the mooslim communist frenchy polygamist tyrant has…?

"“Seriously, he has more secrets in the closet than a gay homophobe pedophilic foreign republican democrat in a secret KKK rally…” replied a Real America and special investigator, “we suspect that Obama is also a devil worshiper because we saw him in Ray’s Hell Burger… getting a meaty big one… ” funny, we never knew Satan’s other name was Ray… Ray Satan… well that makes sense…"

Many suspect that Obama is trying to win the Mormon vote and the Satanic vote since the Tyrannical One is loosing the confidence of his minions. Soon we will be able to impeach him… if we don’t the mooslim tyrant will end up corrupting too many Real Americans before it is too late…

But we also have some good news! Arlen Judas Benedict Arnold Specter got served!

Socialists Zombies Trying to Rob Stephen Colbert’s Wealth!!
Viacom demands more fresh brains

'''The Stalinistic States of America. May 5, 2009''' - Socialism is such a dirty word, but nothing boils the blood more than knowing that socialists are leeching the life of our beloved Hero Stephen Colbert. Wikiality.com was shock to learn that NASA is selling C.O.L.B.E.R.T. treadmill patches without the consent of Viacom or Stephen or Wikiality.com! (hey, where is our share?) But it is worst to learn that there are foreign un-american socialists out there learning and watching The Gospel of Colbert without paying a cent for it! The shame!!!

Now I support the idea of spreading The Gospel of Truthiness to the ignorant communist foreign masses, after all Colbert has a far more reaching hand on the globe, and he is the perfect spokesman to import the American brand “the home of the brave and Patriotic Real Americans”! With Colbert we can teach these socialist un-american foreigners the wholesome Real American way of life like Capitalism, Family Values, Justice The Real American Way, Fox’s Fair and Balance Journalism, and the teaching of the Baby Jesus… But we must stop these leeches from stealing our Stephen Colbert if they are still unrepentant commies and unwilling to pay royalties as every good Capitalist should… never mind their countries don’t televise the program or refuse to have proper programming times and the only way to get their daily addictive dose of “Stephen” is to watch it on the series of tubes! (I hear New Zealand is suffering from withdrawal symptoms…)

If they want to watch our Colbert they must go to the proper channels!… Which is why they should move to America and become Real Americans (that way we can reduce the foreign population), after all Only Real Americans can appreciate Stephen Colbert.

Also, we support Viacom’s refusal to continually broadcast to the tea-sucking British until they get rid of their Bad King George and his Drag Queen (we know that’s a tranny, who the hell they think they are fooling?) and introduce Democracy to the British Isles. Is time for the British to learn democracy the American way…

If you want to help spread the Gospel of Colbert to the world you can contact:

FXUK and tell them no Colbert for the tea-sucking British until we are allowed to finally have taxation with representation in Parliament… is about time… (you can also try UK Comedy Central some third rate cable station…)

and don’t forget to leave your opinion at saveourcolbert… from the socialist foreigners!!!

"Hate Crime Bill" Endangers Real America!
The hate part is against Real Americans

'''The Sexual Liberals of Gaynistan. May 4, 2009''' - The bear-loving liberals are at it again, this time they want to legalize sexual assault against non-homosexuals!! The rights of straight people to discriminate against The Gays is at risk! live their pure heterosexual lives are at risk!!!!

“The Hate Crime Bill” “The Rights of Sexual Deviants Bill” will legalize the following sexual acts to be performed into the public without any repercussion:


 * Apotemnophilia - sexual arousal associated with the stump(s) of an Amputee


 * Asphyxophilia - sexual gratification derived from activities that involve oxygen deprivation through hanging, strangulation, or other means


 * Autogynephilia - the sexual arousal of a man by his own perception of himself as a woman or dressed as a woman (p. 574)


 * Bisexual - the capacity to feel erotic attraction toward, or to engage in sexual interaction with, both males and females


 * Coprophilia - sexual arousal associated with feces (p. 576)


 * Exhibitionism - the act of exposing one’s genitals to an unwilling observer to obtain sexual gratification (p. 569)


 * Fetishism/Sexual Fetishism - obtaining sexual excitement primarily or exclusively from an inanimate object or a particular part of the body (p. 570)


 * Frotteurism - approaching an unknown woman from the rear and pressing or rubbing the penis against her buttocks (p. 570)


 * Heterosexuality - the universal norm of sexuality with those of the opposite sex


 * Homosexual/Gay/Lesbian - people who form sexual relationships primarily or exclusively with members of their own gender


 * Gender Identity Disorder - a strong and persistent cross-gender identification, which is the desire to be, or the insistence that one is, or the other sex, "along with" persistent discomfort about one’s assigned sex or a sense of the inappropriateness in the gender role of that sex (p. 576)


 * Gerontosexuality - distinct preference for sexual relationships primarily or exclusively with an elderly partner


 * Incest - sex with a sibling or parent


 * Kleptophilia - obtaining sexual excitement from stealing


 * Klismaphilia - erotic pleasure derived from enemas (p. 576)


 * Necrophilia - sexual arousal and/or activity with a corpse (p. 576)


 * Partialism - A fetish in which a person is sexually attracted to a specific body part exclusive of the person (p. 576)


 * Pedophilia - Sexual activity with a prepubescent child (generally age 13 years or younger). The individual with pedophilia must be age 16 years or older and at least 5 years older than the child. For individuals in late adolescence with pedophilia, no precise age difference is specified, and clinical judgment must be used; both the sexual maturity of the child and the age difference must be taken into account; the adult may be sexually attracted to opposite sex, same sex, or prefer either (p. 571)


 * Prostitution - the act or practice of offering sexual stimulation or intercourse for money


 * Sexual Masochism - obtaining sexual gratification by being subjected to pain or humiliation (p. 573)


 * Sexual Sadism - the intentional infliction of pain or humiliation on another person in order to achieve sexual excitement (p. 574)


 * Telephone Scatalogia - sexual arousal associated with making or receiving obscene phone calls (p. 576)


 * Toucherism - characterized by a strong desire to touch the breast or genitals of an unknown woman without her consent; often occurs in conjunction with other paraphilia


 * Transgenderism - an umbrella term referring to and/or covering transvestitism, drag queen/king, and transsexualism


 * Transsexual - a person whose gender identity is different from his or her anatomical gender


 * Transvestite - a person who is sexually stimulated or gratified by wearing the clothes of the other gender


 * Transvestic Fetishism - intense sexually arousing fantasies, sexual urges, or behaviors involving cross-dressing (p. 575)


 * Urophilia - sexual arousal associated with urine (p. 576)


 * Voyeurism - obtaining sexual arousal by observing people without their consent when they are undressed or engaged in sexual activity (p. 575)


 * Zoophilia/Bestiality - engaging in sexual activity with animals (p. 576)

And Bearism - the love for bears

By the way if you liberals are even thinking of sexually gratifying yourself don’t forget to show your coupon… and it is good for one time only!!



EMERGENCY NEWS!!!: “DONKEY FLU” TURNS REAL AMERICANS INTO GAY ZOMBIES!!!!”
GOP calls for help!

'''The American East Front. May 4, 2009''' - The CDC just released news that the deadly “NAFTA Flue” “Donkey Flu” (aka Mexican Flu, aka the Gay Flu, aka Illegal Alien Flu) has turned deadlier. Officials suggested that not only will the flu turn Real Americans into Queer Liberal Bear-lovers, but it has the potential to turn its victims into Gay Zombies!!!

"“This is shocking news! It is as we feared, the democrats are recruiting these gay zombies to form a Gay Zombie Army!!” declared a Real American and Major General of America’s kick @$ Army! “Fear not, for our Real American soldiers are not gay and they have the blessings of the Baby Jesus to fight The Gays and their Impure Gay thoughts… Is true, God told us is ok to torture these Gays until the stop being Gay! They tried to corrupt my men, but as you can clearly see there are no gays in the army… because I ask them if they were gay and they say no! ”"

News that liberals are raising a Gay Zombie Army has prompted the Pentagon to demand the return of the draft to match their numbers, but The Gays will still not be allowed to join... to reiterate that they have plenty of soldiers to fight the Gay Zombie Army. But fear not, even if America’s army needed help NOM is willing to finance additional Mercenaries Soldiers of Fortune Real American Militias to fight The Gay Threat! According with NOM, God is financing their cause to fight The Gays and everyone knows that God is Super Rich enough to buy Himself lots of soldiers… Even better, Joe The Plumber has been chosen as the Supreme Commander of the American Armed Forces Against The Gay Threat… he promised us he will be a benevolent dictator Real Leader on the fight against The Gays… The Glorious Chairman of the Republican Party, Rush Limbaugh, will be his Vice-Chief and lead the battle against The Gays and liberals.

While the brave men and women in uniform fights the Gay Threat, many Real Americans are asking why is the mooslim “magical” tyrant allowing the Gay Threat to continue. Many Real Americans are tired of the moolim’s liberal agenda to sexually corrupt the rest of Real America.

"“While America is being overrun by Gay Zombies, the mooslim tyrant busies himself in finding ways to destroy America. Did you know Obama refuses to appoint someone to head FEMA? The shock! Obama doesn’t care about white people Real America People!” declared a Real American. “Is time for Real Americans to take back this country from the clutches of the socialists!!! It is the patriotic duty of The Ultra Rich to pay no taxes!! We must stop the socialist policies that is robbing the American people of their personal wealth! Only Real America can save America!”"

The GOP has promised the American public that once the Gay Zombie Threat is over they will go back to the business of fixing America… and to stop the socialist disease and the insidious socialist healthcare plan that could bankrupt America forever.

"“Gosh… clearly, the GOP leadership knows what its doing… unlike some ungrateful traitors who have abandoned us!” declared The Greatest Maveratrix Ever who has gained more popularity than Ever! It is believed that she will become our new leader after the moolim tyrant is ousted."

Wikiality.com hopes that the GOP will be victorious and able to stop The Gay Zombie Army once and for all, but news that the mooslim tyrant is close of seizing permanent dictatorial powers and close of establishing a permanent democratic majority has motivated America’s Real Army to fight to the last man…

Meanwhile news that Condoleezza Rice will participate in Fox’s new show “Are you Smarter than a 4th Grader” was welcomed as a great way to increase Real America’s morale in the long War on The Gays… this will clearly entertain the troops.

“Mexican Flu” Mutates into “Donkey Flu”
Real Americans stay home sick and turn into welfare queens

'''The United States of Gaymerica. April 29, 2009''' - News that the “Mexican Flu” has mutated into a much deadlier strand is sending new mass fear and panic through the Nation. The “Mexican Flu” has mutated into a new strand that our beloved Stephen Colbert discovery just recently in his secret laboratory. The new flu contains strands of the “Gay Flu”, the “Socialist Flu”, the “Islamic Flu”, the “Liberal Flu” and of course the “Mexican Flu”… Wikiality.com was also able to obtain undeniable evidence that Gay Terrorists are responsible for the “Donkey Flu” epidemic.

The “Donkey Flu” Pandemic has already claimed the lives of many Real Americans, including that of un-american “Judas” traitor Sen. Arlen Specter. But unfortunately that was not to be the last casualty of the pandemic, for shocking news has been revealed that another Real American Hero has already been infected with the deadly flu, Pat Buchanan is starting to turn a bit lefty!!

According with the GOP the pandemic flu is rising into very deadly toxic levels, "“At this rate everyone in America will be gay, liberal, a welfare queen, socialist, and a mooslim… I don’t understand it, after the presidential election we though we contained the liberal flu… containment was compromised but no one predicted that it would reach critical level like this!! Everyone knows that the “Flu Pandemic Preparedness” program is just a hoax perpetuated by labcoat larrys just to get welfare paychecks!”"

News that there is no cure has already caused enough mass hysteria to propose a new plan... is time for the GOP to colonize Mars and start a new Real American civilization...

The GOP in its Darkest Hour The GOP is still the Biggest Tent of Freedom Ever!!
GOP: What the f#@king hell happen???

'''The Democratic Liberal Gay Socialist States of Islamo-merica. April 28, 2009''' - News that un-american secret bear-lover hippie gay closet Senator Arlen “Judas” Specter was actually a secret sleeper cell agent and democratic double agent has sent shockwaves through the GOP. It is now believed that treacherous Senator Arlen Specter knows all of the GOP’s secrets and is right now revealing them to the liberals the GOP's secret plan to rescue America from the Bears. We learned that the liberals promised Specter 30 pieces of silver if he joined their cause to bring gay marriage and socialist healthcare to America… disgusting… His treachery will put a setback on the GOP’s plan to save America.

But the news that the GOP had a secret double agent with them for years has spread the rumors of other secret mooslim double agents among their loyal Real Americans just waiting to betray us any moment.

"“There is no other explanation, I mean how do you explain the fact that now Democrats are gaining more power? The fact that Gay Marriage is on the rise? Or the Fact that Real American Heroes are being persecuted successfully?… For God’s sake we are close of socializing medicine and making abortions mandatory!!! There is no other explanation!! We have traitors among our group!” declared a Republican Senator who swore he was not a secret mooslim-democrat, “the liberal democrats are shredding the Constitution to fit their agenda, someone has to stop them!”"

Minnesota Republican Rep. Michele Bachmann has proposed that there is in fact a liberal conspiracy to weaken the GOP and America. She acknowledges that there is a secret link between the “Mexican Flu” and the Democrats rise to power (just as we suspected!! Take that skeptics!!!)

"'I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu Mexican flu broke out then under another Democrat president Gerald Ford Jimmy Carter. And I'm not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it's an interesting coincidence.'"

Meanwhile ex-chairman of the GOP, someone called Steele was not happy with this betrayal, he only had this to say, "“I believe in Real America. Real America has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter “Freedom” in the Real American fashion. I gave her Real American educashun, but I taught her never to dishonor her family. She found a boyfriend; not an Italian but a mooslim. She went to a socialist gathering with him; she stayed out late. I didn't protest. Two months ago, he took her to the democratic convention, with Senator Specter. They made her drink from the cup of liberalism and gay ideology. And then they tried to take advantage of her by forcing her to gay marry with Hillary Clinton. She resisted. She kept her honor. So they beat her, like an animal with a book about “Evolution”. When I went to the hospital, her belief in God was broken and started to talk about how men came from monkeys. Her brain was scrub clean, held together by liberal beliefs. She couldn't even pray because she thinks she is an Atheist now. But I wept. Why did I weep? She was the light of my life, a Real American girl. Now she will never be a Real American again. I went to the Democratic Congress, like a good Real American. These two liberals were brought to trial. The House Majority told them they did a good job – and send them to Hawaii as a reward. A vacation in Hawaii! They went free that very day! I stood in the halls of congress like a fool. And those two bastards, they smiled at me. Then I said to my wife, for justice, we must go to Don Limbaugh.”"

We were told that Don Limbaugh will make an offer with Senator Specter… an offer that he cannot refuse…

HOLY HELL DEMOCRATS WILL HAVE 60 59 SEATS!!!!
GOP: WE ARE AT RED ALERT THREAT!!!

'''The USSR of America. April 28, 2009''' - Wiki… oh f@#k it!! Is over man, game over!!!! THAT DAMN UN-AMERICAN TRAITOR SWITCHED PARTIES!!!

We always suspected that that spineless gay-loving feminazi’s pussy licker coward would always pull a Benedict Arnold on us… but how could he do this right now? When the GOP Party is too weak!! when we need him more than ever!!! That ungrateful little bastard!!! After all the GOP has done for him and this is how he repay us????

IF you ask me I blame that mooslim tyrant, sources tell us that Obama and his gay liberal pals tried to convert Senator Arlen Specter into the commie gay mooslim lifestyle for years. They would send him gay pr0n on the mail, quote the Koran on his sleep, and read him the “Commie Manifesto” during lunch to brainwash his little brain. The overload of gaycommiemooslim messages was so much that it blew up his brain forcing a reboot that switched his mind into homo bear-loving liberal thinking…

This un-american Judas has made America unsafe by posting a message to the world that the GOP is weak, that The Gays will take over the world, and that Commie frenchy Bears are our new overlords and masters… thanks a lot traitor!

Mass Hysteria Panic Clogs Communist Government
Series of Tubes predicts end of the world

'''The Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland States of Godforsaken America. April 28, 2009''' - News of the coming pandemic continues to cause mass panic with no basis whatsoever that such catastrophe could happen, the labcoat larrys believe that chances for a ‘Black Plague’ level of catastrophe is just 30% probability. and we are going to die!

Wikialiy.com obtained secret information from a place called “twitter” exclusive information from very reliable sources, according with sources not only will a pandemic will take place, but it will cause the collapse of civilizations in a global scale never seeing before. Real Americans will be forced to fend off for themselves in the new savage era of this post-apocalyptic world and return to barbarism as never before… but this time with guns and chainsaws!

We suspect that in this broken society all laws will cease to exist, which means The Gays will now be able to gay marry each other no matter what, liberals will try to create hippie gay communist settlements to preach the virtues of the gay communist paradise. And Bears will become the new overlords of North America (Canada will be nuked by North Korea).

But we got some wonderful news!! This will be a great opportunity for Real Americans to practice their bootstrap-lifting virtues! With no government Real Americans can pursue their libertarian conservative dreams at their heart contents! Small government? That’s so last civilization, forget that! How about no government! And don’t worry about gun laws because there is no laws and with no police or army we can get all the guns we want, we can even raid the military’s arsenal and shoot and kill anything and everyone since murder is ok ! Who is going to stop us? You want to own your own nuke? No problem! Want a heaverly-armed ground attack aircraft like the Lockheed AC-130 gunship? We got plenty of those! And F-22A Raptor? No problem. You want M1 Abrams? Those are flying off the shelf!

In this new era of lawlessness we will see an increase membership to the NRA (we estimate a 5000% surge), thus converting 99.99% of the American population into Real American gun-loving bible-preaching Jesus-praying anti-gay anti-mooslim anti-communist conservatives… if you think about it liberals are “pussies” and with no police or army or even a commie government to defend them they are vulnerable… so whoever has the guns and the guts to survive this new era of lawlessness will be the new boss… which is why many of the pinko commies will surrender and convert to Real American values with no choice… which leaves that 00.01% of parasites trying to continue their feeble dreams of Gay Communist paradise on America.

Not to worry, in this new era now that Real Americans are the new majority The Greatest Maveratrix Ever will be able to win the Presidency in 2012! She will have the NRA’s vote, the Hell’s Angels’ vote, the KKK’s vote, the Neonazis’ vote , the vicious gang of post-holocaust, motorcycle-riding vandals’ libertarian’s vote, and the women’s vote (we suspect she will also get the lezbo vote… as long as we get to watch is fine!).



“Swine Flu” “Mexican Flu”: The Hippie Bear-loving Liberal Plan to Destroy America
GOP demand Obama’s impeachment for making America unsafe!

'''The Mooslim States of Gaymerica. April 27, 2009''' - The mooslim administration is endangering the future of America and now we have proof of it! For hours months Wikiality.com has tried to find evidence to see if there is a connection between the “Swine Flu” “Mexican Flu”, Socialist Free Healthcare, and abortionist bear-lover Kathleen Sebelius. What we found was that the mooslim tyrant was fed up with calls for bipartisanship, and so he decided to use this scheme to pass his partisan policies without the consent of the people!

We were contacted by a trusted and reliable source that this is a Liberal Conspiracy! In fact they have undeniable proof!… which we don’t have right now, but they promise us to give it to us as soon as possible!! We must stop this fearmongering before it is too late! After all fearmongering is the GOPs job!

According with our sources this is how the Liberal Conspiracy works:


 * First the liberals try to impose a Socialist Free Healthcare policy on America, of course Real America Refuses.


 * The Liberals choose a feminazi abortionist lover like Kathleen Sebelius to run the Socialist Free Healthcare program once it is in place, but of course Real America refuses to nominate her.


 * The Obama Administration then undermines democracy by either lying there is such a thing as a pandemic and the disease is not real… OR it is real and they decided to unleash the “Mexican Flu” that they fabricated in their socialist gay laboratories run by atheist godless labcoat larrys or bears, I suspect bears… (we also suspect they are the ones who fabricated the ‘Gay Flu’ that is sweeping the Nation into gay marriage).


 * The mooslim tyrant decides to unleash the "Mexican Flu" Pandemic in Mexico, that way the illegal foreigners have an excuse to move to the US “seeking shelter” from the Flu and they promise to work for us for free while they stay with us… (thus we have free labor illegal aliens stealing America's jobs!!)


 * Real America panicked by the “Mexican Flu” fears that there won’t be enough vaccines to save Real America so they stay trapped in their homes. America’s economy is paralyzed as no one is working thus converting millions into ‘welfare queens’. News that America is now a welfare Nation causes a ripple effect.


 * Panic and pandemonium crashes the Free Market and Obama claims that his failed economic policies are not his fault, but that it was caused by the Pandemic, thus he lay forever blameless if the economy never recovers or if his economic plan was never meant to work, thus allowing him to further pass more socialist policies to "save" the economy.


 * The mooslim tyrant promises to give us the cure against the "Mexican Flu", but it is only reserved for gay socialists and the mooslim tyrant demands that they need abortionist lover Kathleen Sebelius as HHS secretary to start distribution of the vaccine. Real America will either die as Real American Heroes and Patriots or many will convert to gay Islam. Either way Socialist Free Healthcare is passed and Obama signs it and Kathleen Sebelius becomes the new socialist HSS secretary and makes Abortion mandatory…


 * Thus America will witness the birth of the Communist Socialist Empire States of the Peoples Republic of Russia-China-America, the First and Only Communist Empire of America…

But don’t worry, America is safe as long as we have Real American Heroes like Stephen Colbert! We learned that Stephen Colbert will be given dictatorial powers interim powers and take over America for Real Americans! …

…IF only America has chosen the right President none of this would had happen… Imagine if McCain Palin was our president?…

Swine Flu is a Liberal Conspiracy
GOP calls Volcano Monitoring and Flu Pandemic Preparedness Pork Projects

'''The Paranoid States of America. April 27, 2009''' - Wikiality.com has some shocking news. We suspect that the bear-loving liberals are launching secret attacks to destroy the GOP and their credibility! First Real American Hero Bobby Jindal Whiteman spoke about the wasteful pork project known as “Volcano Monitoring” and surprise surprise a known Liberal Gay Volcano “chose” to erupt a few days later in Alaska (we suspect the volcano was trying to target The Greatest Maveratrix Ever). Then news that the GOP stripped the pork project “Flu Pandemic Preparedness” reached to liberal ears and what do you know? Now we have this so called Swine Flu Pandemic sweeping the globe… if you ask me the timing is too suspicious! The whole Flu Pandemic is laughable that it will never happen It is too early to tell, but we have our suspicion that this whole scare tactic is a liberal conspiracy just when we used our scare tactics about The Gays and Terrorism.

Wikiality.com not only has evidence that there is no such pandemic, but the idea that wide spread fear of such pandemic could affect and crash the now emerging yet weak free market is ridiculous, is nothing but liberal lies! the fundamentals of our economy are still strong the economy was already in the crapper because of Obama!

Nation, is time for the liberals to stop endangering America. Even IF ‘Swine Flu’ was real… the liberals were caught unprepared! Did you know that the Obama Administration still doesn’t have a HHS secretary? Shocker, I wonder where their priorities lie.

The GOP knows this is a state of emergency in which fear has gone wild and it is destroying America. They promise once they are in power again they will cut off special funding to these welfare projects like Volcano Monitoring, Flu Pandemic Preparedness, and Alien Invasion Watch… wait Alien invasion???… OMG WE ARE GOING TO BE INVADED BY ALIENS, RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!!!!!!


 * UPDATE: News that a Global Pandemic that could wipe out the human species is already brewing controversy! Hard line Orthodox Joos The Nation of Israel demands that the unkosher term "Swine Flu" be changed to the less offensive term "Mexican Flu". Since Israel is the home of The Baby Jesus we should agree to their demands suggestion.

Mooslim Tyrant Mandates Communist Socialist Free Healthcare
Free Market Crashes, Bears release Swine Virus on US after news of free healthcare

'''The Communist States of China-America. April 26, 2009''' - Wikiality.com was shocked to learn that the mooslim socialist frenchy administration bullied, harassed, and blackmailed Republican Senators to accept communism and Islam into their lives or else… but thankfully these Real Americans Heroes stood their ground and fought the encroaching Communist Government, it's leader, and the hippie bear-loving liberal army; they knew that the battle would be vicious and they will have to sacrifice everything for our Nat… so the Republicans decided to establish a TACTICAL RETREAT… they are not caving ok? That’s a liberal lie!!

News that healthcare will be free for all Americans only socialist gay mooslim Americans sent shockwaves through the Free Market. The mooslim leader seems to have forgotten that America has the best healthcare in the world already, just because the poor cant afford it doesn’t mean it should be given for free! These commie socialists should just back off… that includes you liberal media!

But Real Americans wont surrender to the communists, instead will do everything we can to stop the communist gay mooslim menace... ANYTHING, our forces continue to grow stronger and nothing can stop us now!!


 * UPDATE: Nation, we finally found evidence that links the Swine Virus with the passing of free healthcare! We suspect that this is the mooslims tyrant attempt to either force us to convert to gay Islam to get free medical care or to kill all Real Americans who refuse free healthcare... either way we are doom...

Obama’s Presidential Report Card Eaten By Dog


GOP gives him an F

'''The Socialist Communist States of Neo-Russia. April 24, 2009''' - As you know the mooslim leader has been our tyrant for almost a 100 days and the deadline is almost here. Wikiality.com was able to obtaine shocking information regarding the Nation’s mood and her views of the mooslim leader. Sources tell us that the survey demonstrates that the majority of Americans thinks Obama is doing a good job… Now sure that’s nice and all, you are probably thinking… “well doesn’t that mean he is doing a good job for America?” sure, a great job… for SOVIET AMERICA!!!

The survey not only shows that the majority of America approves of the Obama Administration, but also that the majority of Americans have joined the ranks of the communist liberal party!! Ever since Obama became our dictator the world as we knew it has changed. We have lezbians terrorizing the world and gay butt-pirates plundering booty and harassing our heterosexual sailors and soldiers. The world economy is spiraling into a depression that could trigger the collapse of Western Civilization into a perpetual New Dark Age. There are rumors that wild animals are invading our welfare offices to raid our tax payer’s coffers to pay off their ‘welfare lifestyle’… Hard core drugs have not only been legalize to pay off our National debt but now is being marketed to our children. Evildoers are now running free and rampant within our government to undermine democracy to their heart's content. And now news that Obama disclosed State Secrets to the public he has made America and the world more vulnerable to the Gay Terrorist Attacks…

I ask you, does that look like he is doing a good job? Wikiality.com disagrees, he gets an F!!!

Click here to grade Hussein Obama yourself!

EMERGENCY NEWS: MOOSLIM LEADER WILL RELEASE BUSH-ERA DETAINEE PHOTOS GAY PORNOGRAPHIC PHOTOS!!!
GOP demands mooslim leader to stop torturing the American public

'''The Gayest States of Gaymerica. April 24, 2009''' - Wikiality.com would like to release a National Emergency. We just learned that the mooslim administration will be releasing disturbing graphic pictures in May 28, the week of Memorial Day! According with sources the pictures will contain gay images, from homo-erotic scenes to gay weddings! (I don’t mind keeping the gir-on-girl ones for myself… for research) This is clearly a disservice to our Nation’s Armed Forces who kept this country safe from Gay Terrorist attacks. No doubt this is an attempt to further the mooslim leader’s Gay Agenda.

Wikiality.com recommends all Real Americans to turn off your tv, stay away from the series of tubes, and isolate yourself in the most remote parts of America on May 28. We are telling you this for your own protection, one look at those gay photos and you will become gay yourself! Don’t tell us we didn’t warn you…

Come to Independent Texas Ya All!!
Travelocity recommends to bring your own guns and bibles

Now that Texas will may  could, sometime in the future, will reclaim back its independents, Wikiality.com has decided to release a promotional video to bring new tourism to this proud, Real American, and future Independent Republic of Texas since they wont get any additional Federal funding by leaving.

EMERGENCY NEWS!!! LEZBIAN SLEEPING CELL TAKES OVER AMERICA!!!!
Real America demands US Army to take action!

'''The Gay States of Sappho. April 23, 2009''' - News that more women have been swept by the Gay Fever has alarmed Real American men and this is just the beginning. Women are not just leaving men for other women, tantalized by the insidious gay lifestyle, but now they are getting Gay Married!!

Fear that the Homo Storm has arrived to America is causing uproar through out the Nation, but it is believed that it is not alone, it has also brought friends like the Homo Tornado and the Homo Blizzard… soon all America will become a Gay paradise…

"“Listen I got no problem with lezbos as long as they are hot… and I have no problem with a girl kissing another girl… after all they are doing it for us guy… and I don’t mind when there is a girl on girl action, so long as I get to watch… and maybe later participate… after all the only reason that lezbians are lezbians is because they didn’t find the right man, yo know what I mean, right?… But gay marriage?? Foget ‘bout it!!!” replied a Real American Man."

Our priests doctors are still searching for a cure for The Gay Disease with little results. For now they are suggesting long prayers, praises to Jesus, and heterosexual pr0n to keep the Gay Demons away. But fear not, the resolve of Real America to stop this threat has not dwindled, and we will do whatever it takes to stop the spread of the Gay Disease!



Mooslim Leader Will Prosecute Real Americans for Being Patriotic
Real Americans demand "Patriotic Interrogation Techniques" to be kept secret

'''The Patriotic States of America. April 23, 2009''' - When the mooslim leader declared that America did torture, Real America was shocked that the mooslim leader dared to tell the world our biggest secret! According with sources Obama should have kept quiet; everything would have been fine if it wasn’t for him and his big mouth! Real America is pissed and does not approve of this breach of Security!!! But the good news is that Wikiality.com suspects that the mooslim tyrant has violated America’s law by exposing State Secrets and vital information of National Security so he should be impeached immediately…

Real Americans and the GOP suspects that this so called “investigation” is nothing more but an attempt by liberals for a “witch hunt”. This is a plot to Destroy Real America! Thanks to him our children have no future!

Obama would rather hunt down Real Americans for being patriotic rather than hunt down the Real Threat to America!! The Gay Terrorists… worst, the mooslim leader is not even hiding the fact that he is secretly recruiting sleeper cell agents to his cabinet. In fact, we have evidence that Liberal Agents are already infiltrating our schools and churches to spy on Real Americans!!

Obama, we Real Americans are not only the most Real American and the only Real Patriots in this Great Country, but we love America more than you hippie bear loving liberal love The Gays. How dare you question our loyalty!! So leave us alone!!!

Fox News is at the forefront to fight off the mooslim administration for unconstitutionally spying on Real Americans with no proof!! Damn their so called “National Security” and Active Investigations, we want answers now!!! How dare the mooslim tyrant to spy on us!! This is illegal!!! But don’t worry, Wikiality.com will fight to protect the rights of all Americans Real Americans against these unconstitutional abuses!

Wikiality.com has also learned from secret sources that no only does torture work, BUT the Bush administration was never aware that they were torturing! You see the whole thing was a misunderstanding, what happened is that the Bush administration “suggested” if they should torture, they never said “they must torture”. But like always “the help” Our Brave Real American soldiers misheard him. The Brave men and women in uniform loves America soooo much that they though Bush was actually approving torture so we could defend America, and since our soldiers love America so much they were willing to take the fall when the time was right to do anything for America… the whole thing was a clear misunderstanding… Don’t worry soldiers we accept your apology, it happens.

So there you go, no one in the Bush Administration had any idea this was happening so “mea culpa”, but ignorance is not a crime! In fact I will go so far as to say that this so called “torture” techniques don’t look that painful to me, but listening to liberals complaining on how Bush "violated" human rights and how America "violated" the Geneva Convention seems a bit exagerated... now that’s torture!

When this is all over, Real America will learn the truth and the mooslim administration will be forced to apologize for slandering America and for revealing Ultra State Secrets… then we will forget this ever happen… like IT NEVER HAPPEN… after all history has a liberal bias.

Liberal Hippie Labcoat Larry Proclaims Crazy “Theory” about Oil
GOP demands stoning of liberal heretic

'''The Christian States of Jesusland. April 22, 2009''' - Secretary of Energy Steven Chu has been rambling about his crazy liberal “theories” over the years. Recently this hippie labcoat larry decided to spew some liberal nonsense about oil and some “theory” called “tectonic plates” and “continental drift”. Rep. Joe Barton (R-TX) had enough of his crazy ideas, so he decided to hold a hearing and have Secretary of Energy Steven Chu to explain himself to the committee or risk the danger of being sent to an asylum.

Rep. Joe Barton was vicious and he grilled Secretary of Energy Steven Chu to explain his crazy “theories”. First Joe Barton asked where Alaskan oil originated, but Steven Chu gave an erroneous answer and responded with his heretical belief.

"(Actual Quote) Rep Joe Barton: “Isn’t it obvious that at one time it was a lot warmer in Alaska and on the North Pole? It wasn’t a big pipeline that we’ve created from Texas and shipped it up there and put it under ground so we can now pump it up?”"

Of course Secretary of Energy Steven Chu denied this idea, WHICH IS TRUE by the way. Instead he continued to insist that the oil in Alaska was created by “continental drift”

"(Actual Quote)“No,” Secretary Chu explained, “there are continental plates that have been drifting around throughout the geological ages.” The “driving force” for Alaska’s oil formation during the Triassic era 200 million years ago, according to University of Alaska geologist Mark Rivera, “is plate tectonics, which is the unifying theory of geology.”"

Joe Barton was flabbergasted by the concept of continental drift and he questioned Chu if he was sure that oil didn’t actually reach Alaska through a secret Texas pipeline (a secret pipeline that The Greatest Former President Ever built with the help of his Saudi friends).

…Joe Barton then asked security to take away Steven Chu and sentenced him to burn at the stake for being a witch…

Un-american News: Asian Edition: Japan Goes RED!!!
South Korea is still a Capitalist Asian Friend of America

'''The Communist Red Nation of Animeland Japan. April 22, 2009''' - Ha! This is why I hate the Japanese the US cannot afford to trust Japan in these difficult times! News that Japan has turned Red has spread through out Asia, we have confirmation that China is throwing a tantrum, complaining that ‘going commie’ was their idea first; Japan is just stealing their thunder.

Nation, as a South Korean I can tell you my country will never go commie… well, the half one at least… the other half one... the one with the food… Take that Japan! How does it feel now to have commies in your backyard?? Uncomfortable isn’t it??

Not even the Yakuza (the Japanese Mafia, but instead of Italians and guns they have Japanese with cool Katanas to behead their debtors. And they are legal in Japan!) has been unable to avoid the tides of the economic crisis. There was a time that these hardcore crime syndicates were the most feared in Japan… then they switched to a more "Corporate friendly" image... now the organization’s membership has been forced to downsize their numbers. So the majority of their Yakuza members have been fired with no severance package... but they get to keep their weapons as a departure gift!

A young Yakuza told us life was not easy these days, "“Sure… is hard now… but things will get better soon. Sure a lot of the old generation are complaining about the changes that occurred within the Yakuza organization over the years… but the old geezers must understand that things have changed… Out are the ‘Old Ways’ of the mean streets and back alley deals… instead we now have corporate boardrooms, corporate hedgefunds and the Nikkei 225… You know, the Yakuza organization is now like investment banks… but with guns… you know, Goldman Sachs with guns! Throwing away traditional Yakuza values for capitalist-style values was the best thing to do and there is nothing wrong with that!… well not now, but soon you will see!!”"

One of the victims of the economic crisis is an old Yakuza in which we will call him “Mr. Happyface” for reasons of security (ours of course). Mr. Happyface has 50 years of experience with the Yakuza organization, he has seeing things... dangerous things... illegal things... probably immoral things too... and he has been recently laid off, now "Mr. Happyface" flips burgers and clean toilets for a living, "“ In the past, your rank was decided on courage and the sacrifices you made to the group, including being ready to give up your life… but then all that changed… now it was all about dividends and cooperatives and hedgefunds… I blame youngsters these days. We used to make our money exclusively through sex, drugs and gambling… then these young punks decided we should invest all of our money in finances… like banks… and subprime mortages… Bushido, the yakuza's samurai spirit, is disappearing. The disappearance of those values is not only bad for yakuza but for Japan as a whole. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE! I bring shame to my ancestors!!!” then the old Yakuza took out his katana, and he proceeded to gut his bel… OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING??? IS THAT SEPPUKU???!!!!"

[WE APOLOGIZE, WIKIALITY.COM IS SUFFERING FROM SOME TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES]



Mooslim Leader Hunts Down Loyal Bushies Undermines America’s Armed Forces
waterboarding a new fad among kids

'''The Patriotic States of Real America. April 22, 2009''' - News that America does in fact torture has put all of Real Americans at risk. The mooslim tyrant decision to announce to the world our secret “interrogation techniques” have not only undermined America’s Armed Forces resolve to fight The Gay Terrorist Threat, but it also caused a loss of morale within our troops. The men and women in uniform feel like they cannot trust a gossiping tattletale mooslim if he cannot keep our secrets safe… imagine if he actually knew our National Security Secrets! The Chinese The Taliban will be all over it by now!

Now I don’t want to call The Greatest Previous Administration Ever liers, but there is a good explanation on why they didn’t tell us the whole truth… it kept us safe! Plus, according with reliable sources All Real Americans support torture! It even has the Jesus’ Seal of Approval!

"“Do unto others as you would have them NOT do unto you” The Real American Bible"

The only ones who seem to be calling for a ridiculous "special" investigation is the gay bear-loving liberals, talk about a waste of taxpayer money. Besides as it has been stated before the terrorists were not harm at all were not harmed that much… in fact the Geneva Convention was not broken because it is a liberal law and it doesn’t count!

In Fact if you ask me those gay mooslims terrorists should be thanking us, after all we did them a favor! According with reliable sources mooslims are actually closeted masochists and we helped them accelerate the process of meeting Allah very quickly! You are welcome!


 * UPDATE: All members of the Armed Forces will be holding a meeting to solve "the mooslim" problem

Mooselim Terrorist Attacks School
Brave 8th graders overpower mooselim terrorist

'''The Patriotic States of Alaska. April 22, 2009''' - Wikiality.com would like to announce that the brave men and women in uniform children of “Colony Middle School” have captured and executed a mooselim suicide bomber!

According with witnesses, the children grew suspicious when they saw a baby moose approaching their school. One of the students noticed that the moose was wearing ‘foreign clothes’ and was shouting “Death To America!” and “Allah is Great!” When the children realize that he was a mooselim they decided to take him down.

"“I was scared… I though I was going to die, but we easily overpowered him… we used to do this all the time with our teachers…” declared a local class bully."

The Greatest Maveratrix Ever welcomed the news of the death of the mooselim, but she was concerned that the children took the matter in their own hands without adult supervision or with no weapons to defend themselves.

"“…Oh well… I am not surprise that these kids took down that mooselim… I was happy no one was hurt… dontcha know that ever since I cut off science, math, biology, chemistry, and other sciency classes the liberal curriculum… dontcha know that I replaced it with creationism, Intelligent Design, morning prayer, and Sunday School… gosh, I am sure the liberals will use this event to criticize me as always… after one hour of classes at the end of the day our students are pretty much idle and bored… which is why I will demand the introduction of a new bill… gosh, it will pretty much allow our children to buy, carry, and use firearms on school grounds for self-defense against the mooselim and Polar Bear threat! It also means that our children will need some new training in the use of firearms… so I am thinking we should teach that in school too! Hey I got a new idea, how about we teach them how to hunt? Gosh, we could use their help hunting down those “evil” wolves too!” declared Sarah Palin and infamous mooselim hunter."

Wikiality.com salutes the students from “Colony Middle School” from keeping America safe… who knows what other “terrorist pets” are out there to undermine Real America. Wikiality.com demands the mooslim administration to fund our schools with more guns and weapons to defend themselves against the mooselim threat! There is nothing more important than keeping our children safe and give them a good educashun!


 * UPDATE: The students from "Colony Middle School" will receive a freaking medal of honor!! Congratulations!

EMERGENCY NEWS: OBAMA’S JUDICIAL NOMINEE IS A SECRET MOOSLIM!!!!!!
Judge Hamilton: Praise Allah, how did they found out?

'''The Christian States of Christian America. April 21, 2009''' - Real American and Senior Senator from Oklahoma James Inhofe is leading a Crusade against the mooslim leader. Wikiality.com was shocked to learn that Obama has chosen Judge Hamilton as his judicial nominee. Everyone knows that Hamilton is a well known secret mooslim, terrorist, bear-lover, and gay butt pirate… Worst, he is a SOCIALIST!! The only ones who seem to be shocked about these facts are the liberals, and they have denied they knew anything about it!

James Inhofe is one of the few Real Americans in the senate who is trying to stop the rise of the mooslim tyranny. This Real American Hero has brought great service to America, like attempting to base America’s foreign policy on the book of Genesis, after all God is the Great Decider. He is also one of the Real Americans who has not watched Al Gore’s hippie documentary about Global Warming… sshhh… no one tell him the ending, we don’t want to spoil him the surprise…

Real Miss USA Leads Fight Against Gays
Miss California: I will buy the world puppies to make them happy… and protest gay marriage because two dudes kissing is not hot… and eeeww… I will never kiss a girl either… gross…

'''The Hottest State of Hotlifornia. April 21, 2009''' - Nation, I have fallen in love!!!… She is smart… she is sexy… she is a true Christian… and she is a homophobe!! she is a Real American!!! She is perfect for me!! Now if only I could get that restraining order voided I should be set

Yes, Real America fell in love with Carrie Prejean (Miss California) and she was very close of winning the Miss REAL USA Pageant. But the hippie bear-loving liberals did not want any of that and tried to sabotage the competition. How Dare you Sir!! Miss California is a wholesome God fearing good girl and she answered honestly, rather than lie and convert to the gay agenda!!! say, does the gay agenda suggest that Miss California kiss the winner Miss North Carolina Kristen Dalton? She bravely confronted The Gays and held her ground!

Miss Carrie Prejean was raised in a Real Christian family who taught her true Christian values that shaped her belief, which is why she hates the gays she disapproves of gay marriage, that is a threat to her beliefs, her sexuality, and her future heterosexual marriage… is just a coincidence that her straight sister is a gay rights supporter and gay marriage her sister is the black sheep of the family and suspected to be a lezbo and an American-hater.

Gay bear-loving and butt pirate Perez Hilton tried to trick Miss California to denounce her belief in God by bribing her with the Miss USA tiara. Just like when Satan tried to trick Jesus when he was fasting in the desert that eating dietary cookies didn’t count since they had no fat on it… nice try you trickster…

Nation, gay marriage is a threat to the sanctity of heterosexual marriage for All Real Americans; specially in the South, for some reason the liberals don’t like marriage between a brother and his sister or father and his daughter to keep the purity of the white blood a man and a woman… and The Gays and Hollywood wont stop pushing their Gay Agenda… not even a wholesome competition is safe from the clutches of these sexual deviants! How dare you stain the Honorable Traditions of the Pageantry competitions!

Nation, is time to implement Plan B to deal with the Gay Problem once and for all!

''seriously I would still bone Carrie Prejean... now if only I could convince her that a threesome with another girl is not an abomination in the eyes of the Lord''

Mooslim President Cant Keep Secret
mooslim leader will release Bush’s memos about Space Aliens buying subprime mortgage loans

'''The Tattletale States of Rat America. April 21, 2009''' - Wikiality.com is sadden to announce that some of our staff members will be “force” to take a leave of absence because he gave the Bush’s administration a bunch of ideas on how to torture people, he even gladly volunteered to torture these terrorists to safeguard America! one of them just happened to take a intern job with one of the The Greatest Former President Ever’s administration lawyers on how to circumvent the law regarding torture “interrogation techniques”, nothing really serious but the mooslim administration is making it into a Federal Case… talk about exaggerating… If you ask me the liberal media continues to be biased against Real America once again…

This is further proof that the mooslim administration has no regards for the safety of our Nation! A Real American would had just kept quiet for the sake of National Security… like Dem Rep Jane Harman, she may be a democrat but at least she loves this country more than she loves terrorists or bears. Her reason to keep secret about the Bush’s administration secret warrantless wiretapping, before the 2004 election that allowed Bush to win a second term without any difficulties that could have changed our country’s history and avoid this whole mess, was not politically motivated… that’s just some liberal lie… she just loves our country. Learn from Dem Rep Jane Harman, Obama!!!

Nation, we cannot trust the mooslim leader who is willing to shake the hands of our enemies! Anyone who does is a traitor and hates America!!

”National Organization for Man Lady Marriage” Joins The War on Gays
unknown groups forms overnight, surprises GOP and ask for their endorsement

'''The Heterosexual States of America. April 21, 2009''' - News that the Gays are attempting to retroactively make Stephen Colbert gay caused a chain reaction this week. A new anti-gay group was formed overnight and they are joining the cause to stop The Homo Storm before it sweeps America. The “National Organization for Man Lady Marriage” created a new anti-gay marriage ad and is scaring the Gays!… while they are rolling in the floor in a convulsive laughter… I guess the fear caused a strange hysteria among the gays… oddly this has been happening lately…

Nation, we must not yield to our cause to stop the Homo Storm. News that the Homo Storm is gathering in New York has forced Real American and The Glorious Chairman of the Republican Party to seek shelter in another State safe from The Gays who are attempting to also make him retroactively Gay. Rush Limbaugh officially announced that he is moving to The Seceding State of Georgia The Independent State of Georgia.

IF only Obama haven’t outlawed torture “soft” interrogation techniques, we could stop the Gay Threat…

The Gay Threat is real Obama!! We must stop the Homo Storm before it gets our children. Please someone think of the heterosexual children!!

Georgia in the Forefront for Secession Independence
Real Americans will vote a return for segregation and slavery next week State’s Rights and introduce a new “stimulus package”

'''The United Patriotic State of Georgia. April 21, 2009''' - Wikiality.com is proud to announced that the Georgia Senate threaten by a vote of 43-1 to secede seek Independence from and even disband downsize the Communist States of Mooslim America.

Here is an actual excerpt:

"“In fact, Senate Resolution 632 did a lot more than merely threaten to end this country. It stated that under the Constitution, the only crimes the federal government could prosecute were treason, piracy and slavery … …In other words, in the infinite, almost unanimous wisdom of the Georgia Senate, Michael Vick is being imprisoned illegally, Bernie Madoff should serve no time for stealing $60 billion and the Unabomber must go free. In fact, the federal penitentiary in Atlanta should be emptied of its inmates… "

In other words we can finally hunt down those Somali and Zombie Pirates that have been haunting our American ships… I am looking at you Johnny Depp! News of the resolution brought cheers from radical, domestic terrorists, and ponzi schemers Real Americans that have been unfairly incarcerated by the Federal Communist government.

"…The resolution goes on to endorse the theory that states have the right to abridge constitutional freedoms of religion, press and speech. According to the resolution, it is up to the states to decide “how far the licentiousness of speech and of the press may be abridged.”…"

Finally!! We can now get rid of the liberal media once and for all! Censorship now, Censorship tomorrow, Censorship Forever!!!… excluding Wikiality.com, we are after all Real Americans and would never say anything bad about Georgia…

"…The resolution even endorses “nullification,” the legal concept that states have the power to “nullify” or ignore federal laws that they believe exceed the powers granted under the Constitution. That concept has a particularly nasty legacy. It helped precipitate the Civil War, and in the 1950s and early ’60s it was cited by Southern states claiming the right to ignore Supreme Court rulings ordering the end of segregation…"

Many men in white sheets with hoods cheered about the “good news”, better yet they started to ask if they could start bringing poor starving African children to the country so these "charitable" and "benevolent" men could give them “welfare jobs” to help the financial state of Georgia and Real Americans… oops… and of the African slaves children too… now that those pesky Federal laws are being deregulated.

"Finally, the resolution states that if Congress, the president or federal courts take any action that exceeds their constitutional powers, the Constitution is rendered null and void and the United States of America is officially disbanded. As an example, the resolution specifically states that if the federal government enacts “prohibitions of type or quantity of arms or ammunition,” the country is disbanded."

Wikiality.com learned that the NRA has not only endorsed and approved of this resolution, but that they have been endorsing State Secession Rights for years!

Wikiality.com gives their full support for the secession Independence of the State of Georgia, give them hell boys!!

Cows Are The Real Cause to Global Warming. Vegans Ignore Threat
Vegan liberals hate the planet

'''The Inconvenient Truth of America. April 20, 2009''' - Wikiality.com don’t usually buy the “liberal agenda” that Global Warming is real, but like Stephen Colbert we only accepted it because the Free Market has spoken. So Wikiality.com was shocked to learn that we found the real cause of global warming, COWS!!! Evidence suggests that cows formed an alliance with the Polar Bears to melt their polar caps so they could flood Real America!! Cows are releasing obnoxious gases into the atmosphere to destroy America. Worst, we learned a way to combat this new threat against our planet but the hippie liberal vegans and the people of PETA has refused our idea to eliminate this threat!! Wikiality.com suggested to these tree-huggers that we should eat more cows, the more we eat the better for the planet and they refused to join our cause!!! Clearly these hippies don’t want to save our planet, it was all a lie!!

Nation, we suspect that there are sleeper cell agents in America helping these bovine agents. Which means if you allow your own ‘flatulence’ ‘freedom winds’ to escape the terrorists win! You must hold it indefinitely inside you; otherwise you are helping to bring Global Warming!!!

Now the liberal hippies think they know how to combat Global Warming and how to “save the planet” in their own way. But I say we let the free market decide, for example America has a problem with nucular waste “glow in the dark liquid”. Now, we tried everything to solve this problem, first we tried to inter it under injun reservations, we tried giving it away to “undesirables” as a valentine present…, we even tried to sell it as toothpaste… wouldn’t be cool if your teeth could glow in the dark? Of course you will be loosing your gums.

But luckily we found a solution to the problem!!! Thanks to the Glory of the Free Market and unregulated laws America has found a partner to help our problem! Taiwan is willing to take our Nuclear and Toxic Waste “junk” for a reasonable price. The idea is that Taiwan will take “our junk” and they will give it to their “undesirables” and pay them a dollar “to keep it safe”. Now, if we could just stop these “undesirables” from protesting the tossing of “the junk” in their backyard… ''what?… what do you mean they aren’t against the idea?… what do you mean the poor people are welcoming our Nuclear Waste and take it gladly for American Dollars?… what do you mean they are for real?… Really??? They will take our Nuclear Waste for how much??? Do they actually know that this ‘glow in the dark liquid’ could cause radioactive mutations?… They don’t care?! GREAT SEND THEM ALL OF IT!'' Good News! After a long and difficult negotiation we were able to convince the poor to take our… ''what do you mean their politicians are against the idea??? We already sent the shipment!!'' Never mind… looks like the hippie bear-loving liberals of Taiwan have decided to embrace the Glory of Communism… They are undermining the voice of “Real Taiwanese”!

AMERICA FIGHTS BACK!!!!… in court
Real Americans sue for a TRILLION DOLLAAARS!!!

'''The Patriotic States of Real America. April 20, 2009''' - Wikiality.com supports the Real Americans fighting against the communist government, [http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/33426_Clown_Attack! specially with frivolous law suits]. The Thomas More Law Center, notorious for their (epic fail) defense of the creationists in the Dover, Pennsylvania “intelligent design” trial famous for championing the Intelligence Design trial, is once again championing the cause of Real Americans. This time they are fighting the slanderous idea that Real Americans are terrorists. How absurd!!!

The fact that the mooslim leader continues to neglect the safety of America against THE Real Threat like The Gays, Real America continues to be exposed to the dangers of Gay Mooslim Terrorists.

Obama’s Anti-Torture Policy Anti-interrogation Policy Makes America Less Safe
The Ghost of Saddam Hussein Approves New Policies

'''The Mooslim Communist Liberal States of America. April 20, 2009''' - Many Real Americans were shock to learn that America does torture… and now they are angry that Obama spoiled the surprise!! Many Real Americans agree they did not want to know about it!

"“Typical liberal media… as soon as Obama tells them the shocking facts, they go ahead to publish it without our consent… not all of us want to know the truth facts!! They ruined the surprise! I used to get a tingly sensation trying to figure out if we did torture or not… heck that was one of the reasons I held gaming night with my family, to try figure it out and it was fun!! Now Wednesday night is ruined… I am going to have to find a new game… Plus I don’t like these facts that we did tortured… Facts have a liberal bias, so I don’t think I trust these facts…” replied a Real American."

Wikiality.com is disappointed with the mooslim administration. We are angry that the mooslim leader ruined the surprise!!! Why does he keep doing this to us?? He is ruining everything!!! First the mooslim leader accused Real Americans of being terrorists, now he spoiled one of the greatest surprises in America…

Plus, there is no evidence that these so called “torture” was ever harmful to anyone. It has been suggested that these were ‘soft’ torture and ‘light’ torture… with a 50% less pain! (coming soon ‘Ultra Light’ Torture, "With less pain but with more filling!") Nation, it is a known fact that Torture does work!! Just ask McCain, he told the Vietcong everything from “Who killed Roger Rabbit?” to “Does this make me look fat?” and I can assure you answering that last one is one of the most difficult things to do in life…

Nation… thanks to Obama bin partypopper, torture has become illegal, putting America at risk… which has left us to find other ways to “interrogate” certain “undesirables” and The Gays to find out more about their Gay Agenda.

Obama Wants to Socialize Series of Tubes
Timer Warner forced to “pleasure” truckers to survive

'''The Communist States of Series of Tubes of Commie-America. April 20, 2009''' - Wikiality.com has some terrible news. Time Warner had some excellent plans to impose excessive new fees on heavy users of its Series of Tubes services so they could afford their new yatchs, a new mansion, and their fleet of new Ferraris bring new fees so they could clean up The Series of Tubes.

"“Listen, the Series of Tubes are clogged with filth and other crap… think of the Series of Tubes like a buffet. Now the consumer will eat and eat and eat so much, that it will clog their arteries and when they go to take a dump they dump all of their filthy content into the Series of Tubes clogging the information highway information sewage… thus nothing can pass through… Do you understand? We just want to stop people from clogging our pipes, that’s all!” declared Timer Warner."

According with Timer Warner there is no money to unclog the pipes, recent studies demonstrate that doubling the Series of Tubes capacity of a neighborhood costs an average of $6.85 a home A BILLION DOLLARS! And there is no truth that the largest cable company in Japan, sells service as fast as 160 megabits per second for $60 a month, only $5 a month more than its slower service… that’s just a socialist liberal lie!!!

Nor there is truth that when AOL switched from charging by the hour to unlimited access, their business exploded... more liberal lies!!.

Do not fall for the liberal lies! Everyone knows that they spew crap from their mouth to clog our Series of Tubes!

The Greatest President Ever Surplus Economy is Being Raided by Communists!!!
Bush ignored memo "Housing Crisis Determined to Strike in US" Nothing to see, move along…

'''The Capitalist States of America. April 20, 2009''' - Wikiality.com is brining you some terrible news. We just learned that some idiot was responsible for the housing crisis by ignoring some me… what?… who??… yikes!!! Its Obama’s fault!!! Yep, the housing crisis occurred because Obama was running for president, the idea of a black man mooslim as president scared all of our investors that no one wanted to buy a house in a country with a foreign mooslim as a leader… there is no truth that Bush ignored this problem for years, that’s a liberal lie!!!

The Ultra Rich Real America is angry with Obama’s socialist policies and high taxes. Many of them feel like is time to impeach Obama and have a Real American as our new president.

"(actual Quote) Their anger takes many forms: There is rage at Obama for pushing to raise taxes (“The government wants me to be a slave!” says one hedge-fund analyst)"

Nation, this confirms my suspicion all along… Obama wants to enslave White America Real America!! That way he will create a slave economy to fund his socialist policies!! Of course it all makes sense now!!!

EMERGENCY NEWS: The Greatest Maveratrix Ever Vs Socialist Medicine
Socialism will grant free abortions for everyone!

'''The Liberal States of Gaylandia. April 20, 2009''' - Nation, The Greatest Maveratrix Ever needs your help to stop Kathleen Sebelius for the secretary post at the Department of Health and Human Services Department of Socialist Healthcare and Free Abortions!! Sarah Palin wants you to bully to convince the Senate Finance Committee to hold Sebelius confirmation indefinitely until she surrenders. And is working!!! Real American Republican Sen. Charles Grassley refuses to confirm her put her on hold until he finishes his sandwich… is one of those big and large ones… it can hardly fit his mouth…

But Wikiality.com feels this is not going far enough… instead I have a better plan to deal with this hippie abortion-lover socialist. Instead we should tell the Senate Finance Committee to confirm her!!… Now, don’t get me wrong, I don’t want socialist medicine or free abortions but think about it! IF Sebelius gets confirmed, all Real Americans will be in an uproar!! Next thing you know we have another Tea Party protest, but this time we will focus on socialize medicine. The last Tea Party demonstration worked so well that it left the liberals scared to death!! Real America has spoken, we don’t want socialism! And we certainly we don’t want a socialist baby killer in our office, nothing good can come from it. The new uproar will clearly cause a chain reaction in which will lead Obama’s impeachment!!!!

Plus by confirming Sebelius it will make Sarah Palin look more mavericky than Ever!! This event will make the Republican Party take over congress easily while the hippie bear-loving liberals run away scared, leaving their senate seats empty!! Thus Congress will have no choice but to appoint Sarah Palin as The New President of Real America!!! I am sure this is her plan all along!!!

We can do it!!! Nation, call the Senate Finance Committee to confirm Sebelius as soon as possible!!

Senate Finance Committee: Ph (202) 224-4515

You can also sign the petition SEIU petition to confirm Sebelius

WONDERFUL NEWS!!!! The National Organization for Colbert Gets Recognition from NOM!!
hippie bear-loving liberals die of disease known as “hilarity”

'''The Patriotic States of NOM. April 18, 2009''' - Wikiality.com is proud to announce that we are great supporters of the National Organization for Colbert! For years Wikiality.com has fought the insidious Gay Disease and Fever for the sanctity of heterosexual marriage. Yes, our staff has been working very hard and very long hours of the night together; sometimes we would sleep in our office sharing the same bed and blanket while keeping our bodies warm from those cold nights fearful of The Gays lurking in the dark. We typed our righteous words into our computer screens while being a washed with the light of Gay images so we could understand our enemy. Wikiality.com is watching over The Gays so you don’t have to!

And we have some wonderful news!! NOM has endorsed their full support of “The National Organization for Colbert”!! NOM stands for "National Organization for Morons Marriage", it is a group made up of homophobes, racists, bigots, and morons through out the Nation Real Americans, Patriots, and Heroes that makes America safe from The Gays. These brave soldiers are protecting the sanctity of Heterosexual Marriage to keep those Gays from Gaying up America...

News of NOM’s endorsement to Our Beloved Colbert has set the blogosphere on fire!! Liberal bear-loving gay hippies are in full alert now that they know Colbert will be in the forefront War on Gays!! The Gays are so scared that many of The Gays have gone wild and started to roll on the floor laughing… probably from hysteria and fear… News of this patriotic alliance has brought the full support of Real Americans!

Texas Secession Independence Halted
Gov Perry calls for a wambulance help

''' The Republic of Texas The States of Texas. April 17, 2009''' - Wikiality.com is sad to announce that the secession independence movement was brought to a halt by the hippie bear-loving gay democrats.

According with reliable sources the liberals blackmailed harassed Gov Perry on stopping his sedition Revolutionary movement. Liberals want their precious gay marriage, their welfare, and their socialism… but when Real Americans demand segregation, anti-gay marriage, and the return of slavery State’s Rights we have gone too far! The liberals are the oppressors now, and they know it!!


 * EMERGENCY UPDATE: I am sadden to inform you that all talks of secession independence has been null and void, Gov Perry has commented that he will instead focus on governing Texas rather than fight the treacherous gay bear-loving liberals... Wikiality.com fears that they got him somehow...

EMERGENCY NEWS: MOOSLIM LEADER TURNS AMERICA'S ARMY GAY
Obama™ now has the Largest Gay Army in the world

'''The Gayest States of Satan Gaymerica. April 17, 2009''' - AMERICA! RUN FOR THE HILLS, IS THE GAY ARMY!!!!!!

Wikiality.com was alarmed to learn that the mooslim leader not only took over America’s fighting forces, but now he is mandating them to turn gay!!

Because of the mooslim's mandate The Gay Army can now claim a force of 140,000,000!!! (give or take a few bisexuals and trannies). I dont know about you, but I am scared, if The Gay Fever continues to grow it could claim all of America. We are not safe!!! We have no choice but to either surrender and become gay or launch a rocket to Mars and establish a heterosexual colony... someone get me NASA on the phone!!

SUPER EMERGENCY NEWS: YOU MAY BE A CANADIAN!!!!
Millions of Real Americans Cry in Horror!!!

'''The Canadian States of American-Canada. Avril 17, 2009''' - Wikiality.com was horrified to learn that millions of Real Americans were forcefully granted Canadian citizenship illegally without their consent… worst, because of their new found citizenship, Real Americans will be obligated to renounce their American citizenship!!!

"“I felt a great disturbance in Real America. As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I feared something terrible has happened to America,” proclaimed an Ex-Real American now a Canadian citizen."

The incident is causing an uproar around the Nation. Thousands of Real Americans are worried that they could be living next to a Canadian neighbor… worst, they fear that they themselves could be Canadian! There could be Canadian citizens walking down America’s streets without knowing they are Canadian! The DHS has classified them as “Canadian Sleeper Cells”.

The Depart of Homeland Security is now at Code Red and they are considering these new Canadian citizens as an invading force to take over the USA. It is still unknown as to what’s their objective, but all they can be sure is that this is just an “invasion force” to test America’s security.

Nation, do not be concerned! The staff at Wikiality.com has been tested an none of us are Canadian, so we are safe, eh!

Wonderful News: Hillary Clinton in the Poor House!
Hillary: is hard to be a pimp

'''The Liberal Poor House of Welfare Queens. April 17, 2009''' - We may have lost the White House, and Congress… hell, we even lost a couple of Red States but I have some wonderful news!!! According with reliable sources The Clintons are bankrupt!! If there is one good thing from this whole socialist mess is that it is driving many rich liberals to the poor house!

The Clintons are so poor now that Hillary was forced to sell… her body her husband’s body!!

"“I am so ashamed of myself… having to do something so degrading… but I have no choice but to pimp Bill so we can pay our bills… when it comes down to it, its all his fault really… Bill told me that socialism would help our financial problems so I endorsed Obama™… boy, was he wrong… It doesn’t help that he is enjoying the whole thing…” declared Welfare Queen Hillary Clinton."

Nation, let this be a lesson… socialism doesn’t work!

Lezbian Bear-loving Liberal Bullies Real American
Senator Richard Burr (R-NC) demands apology

'''The Gaysrael of America. April 17, 2009''' - Senator Richard Burr (R-NC) is being bullied by a crazy lezbian. Wikiality.com suspects the crazy lezbo is just jealous and is attempting to forcefully gay marry him.

Senator Richard Burr is a true believer of the free market and the financial industry, a true American Patriot, and a Real American Hero who would never abandon his constituents in a moment of crisis…

Someone needs to tell this crazy lezbian to stop bullying Real Americans… she is just jealous because she doesn’t have a penis

Liberal GOTCHA MEDIA Derailed Coleman’s Campaign
Coleman demands apology

'''The Liberal States of Gaymerica. April 17, 2009''' - Wikiality.com was shocked to learn that The Liberal Media broke their promise of not to reveal a controversial scandal that businessman Nasser Kazeminy funneled him money a liberal lie; Mr. Coleman explained that the whole thing was a misunderstanding but that he could only reveal his answer after being elected.

"“I have a good explanation for the whole thing… which I cant reveal at the moment, but once you hear my explanation you will realize this has been a misunderstanding… I demand an apology!!” declared Norm Coleman."

Shame on you liberal media, Mr. Coleman agreed to answers all your questions AFTER the election, you broke your promise of silence!!


 * UPDATE: Wikiality.com is shocked to learn that liberals are still harassing Senator Norm Coleman!! Someone threw eggs at his house!! Not cool man!!! Because of the attack, Norm Coleman had to be hospitalized as he is suffering a mental breakdown from the trauma...

The Greatest Ex-President Ever Opens New Fat Camp
Liberals proclaims Guantanamo Fat Camp violated humans rights

'''The Patriotic United States of America. April 17, 2009''' - Wikiality.com is proud to announce that The Greatest Ex-President Ever will open a Fat Camp to help America’s overweight problem. It will be endorsed by Slim Fast and Jenny Craig.

"“Well, since Michael Moore is fat… and fat people are liberals, I thought I can kill… one bird… no wait… two ducks… now, don’t help me, I am sure I will remember… eerrr… with one pebble… cant get fool again…”"

Congratulations!! And good luck on your new Fat Camp, we heard that The Greatest Ex-President Ever has experience on running facilities on subhuman conditions, at minimum capacity, and with few bare necessities an economical level.

The Revolution is Sweeping the Nation!! Millions Join The Fight!!
GOP plans to topple stop communist government is working

'''The Patriotic States of America. April 17, 2009' - Wikiality.com is proud to announce that dissenting tactics “Patriotic Acts”'' are working to undermine the mooslim administration that is attempting to undermine Real America's democracy, shame on you!! The number of Real Americans joining the movement are growing large! Soon, Real Americans will be able to reclaim America back!!

Nation, thanks to the cries of Real Americans, we saw the rise and coming of a new Real American Hero! Gov. Perry will become the First President of the Republic of Texas!! He promised to bring back State Rights, slavery, and segregation to Texas and claimed that George Wallace was right all along!!! Chuck Norris will become the First Super Awesome President of the Super Republic of Awesome Texas!! News of Chuck Norris running for President scared many liberals within the Lone Star State, such was their fear of Norris Awesome power that Wikiality.com witnessed a massive migration of liberals rushing toward liberals states like Gaylifornia, Gaysrael, and Gayqueedom of Sodomites (formerly known as New York). News of Chuck Norris becoming the new leadership of the Texas Revolution has brought delight to the Texan GOP.

"“This is awesome, now we can continue teabagging more than ever!! I bet Chuck Norris can even do some teabagging in the face of Obama™ without fear!!!” replied a Republican Senator."

However, the Revolution was saddened to learn they lost two valuable members on The War on Socialism and on The War on Gays.

First, Wikiality.com salutes the bravery of Wayne Anthony Ross on his attempt to undermine the communist government, to silent the “undesirables” on their petty complains, and for persecuting The Gays for attempting to corrupt our children… and let us not forget his brave attempt to safeguard the Alaskan Senate by illegally undermining the democratic process by enforcing the law of the land, but the liberal bear-loving democrats don’t like that sort of thing. W.A.R. you shall be missed… also we learned that Mr. Ross was later then eaten by a Polar Bear and the godless killing machine developed food poisoning… even in death he keeps fighting the good fight.

And now for some really terrible news… Wikiality.com is sad to announce that one time Real Hero of the Nation has turned un-american turn-coat traitor. That traitor is Steve Schmidt, a key architect of John McCain's presidential campaign, and he has been brainwashed into The Gay lifestyle…

"“Is true, I am gay now and its FABULOUS!!! I am telling you this once. You are all meanies. Being Gay is not a choice and Gay Marriage is about Civil Rights… The right to have butt sex with another man and I love it!! I love it in the butt!” declared the Steve “Benedict Arnold” Schmidt."

What a piece of Schmidt… We all know that being gay is a choice, and if gays would just choose to stop being gay there wouldn’t be a Civil Rights problem they would be happy. Plus only black people can claim the Civil Rights™, they have a trademark on it. Plus since America is Not Racist anymore there is not a Civil Rights problem… so you loose Gays! Steve Schmidt brings shame to all Real Americans as well as the Real Men and women in uniform that fights the Gay Terror everyday. For Shame Mr. Piece of Schmidt!

This is truly a sad day for the Anti-Gay movement NOM. According with a report from NOM The Gays won’t stop corrupting our children and they will continue to undermine heterosexual marriage. Worst, evidence suggests that The Gay Disease is now spreading to Heterosexuals Bars! It is believed that IF one gay were to enter a heterosexual bar, it automatically becomes a Gay Bar!! Forcing many alcoholic loyal patrons to become gay to be able to drink beer or to be forcefully removed and find a new Heterosexual Bar… at this rate all Bars in America will become Gay Bars!!!! Wait… is just happening to Karaoke Bars?… then who cares, I hate Karaoke…

Nation, the liberal day insurgency is in their last throes but their acts of desperation is only making them more dangerous. Wikiality.com learned that liberals have received additional funding to corrupt the youth of America, and the hippies are attempting to pass very extreme socialist policies to cripple America’s economy. But The Revolution continues to grow stronger!


 * EMERGENCY UPDATE: Steve Schmidt has now been classified as an enemy combatant, un-american bearrorist, and #1 Threat To America!!

Facist Mooslim Wants Trains to be on Time
Mussolini selected as railway Czar

'''The Fascist States of America. April 16, 2009''' - The mooslim leader has a new vision for America… a vision from HELL!! According with reliable sources, Obama™ is attempting to socialize America’s railway system “to make the trains go faster and on time”… you know who wanted to make the trains to run faster and on time? A fascist!!

Don’t be fooled, this is the mooslism leader attempt at destroying America’s car industry!! Think about it, if trains run fast and on time, soon all Real Americans will start using… PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION!!! People will stop driving their cars and oil companies will be force to go bankrupt!! Worst, people will stop buying American cars and we will become like Europe!!!!

Polar Bears Infiltrate Alaskan Senate
Sarah Palin sabotage of state business deemed successful safely secure in Indiana

'''The Real State of Alaska. April 16, 2009''' - Wikiality.com was sadden to learn that Real American Hero Wayne Anthony Ross or W.A.R., was not chosen as the new Attorney General of Alaska. Instead of being able to oppress women and minorities on his new office he will have to settle with doing it from his old one. Thanks a lot Alaska, you made W.A.R. cry!

The useless mooslim leader has ignored the requests from Real Alaskans of having a Real American as an Attorney General; we suspected that That One will instead appoint a Polar Bear to eat our delicious children!! Further evidence that the Obama™ administration is endangering the lives of Real Americans.

While Alaska was being infiltrated by Polar Bears, Wikiality.com learned that dissenting voices have infiltrated the Texan State. Treacherous traitors like Gov Perry is aiming to become the new President of Texas! Un-american hippies bear-loving liberals are undermining the self autonomy of the Republic of Texas!

Worst yet, we suspect that the mooslim leader will round up all rebels all Real American Freedom Fighters and torture them for being Real Americans.

Republic of Texas Demands Secession Independence!!
Gleen Beck and Rick Perry declared un-american traitors Real Heroes

'''The Republic of Texas-Real America. April 16, 2009.''' - Gov. Perry announcement of sedition declaration of independence for Real Americans in Texas was received with great clamor!! Many Real Americans not only showed support to such a bold move, but many Real Americans through the country have declared a wish to move into Texas and away from The Communist States of America.

"“The People of Texas are proud and independent people, We are The Real Americans. The tyrannical fascist mooslim leader and his communist government has proven to be useless. What good is a big government for States like ours? We don’t need them, I say. They have no function or use for us. Texas can take care of its own and its land…” declared Gov Perry."

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