European Union

Foundation
Back in 1989, after Soviet Russia fell, liberals rallied in Europe to devise another plan to bring down America. Satan fused the countries together into one "super country", the European Union, or EU for short, as a fighting machine against America. The EU befriended America and has been using various tactics to bring them down from within. Be on the lookout for their next scheme to bring down America. The EU has been compared to other teams such as The Warsaw pact, The New York Yankees, or The Roman Empire.

Countries in the EU

 * Germany - Die Führer of Europe
 * France - The Fûhrer's Biatch
 * United Kingdom - "We are not Europeans!"
 * Italy - Brings the pizza
 * Spain
 * Poland - "Who?"
 * Romania - They do nothing for the Union. The EU just wanted to look bigger on the map compared to the USA
 * Netherlands
 * Greece
 * Portugal
 * Belgium - The Evil Headquarters of the Euros. Bomb here someday
 * Czech Republic
 * Hungary
 * Sweden - Adds hotness and neutrality to the Union
 * Austria
 * Bulgaria - Same as Romania
 * Slovakia
 * Denmark - Does for EU what the Bible Belt does for America concerning Muslim relations. We aprove.
 * Finland
 * Ireland - Origin of most Real Americans. Spare them in upcoming war(s)
 * Lithuania
 * Latvia
 * Slovenia
 * Estonia
 * Cyprus
 * Luxembourg
 * Malta
 * Nancy Pelosi

Means to take over the World
The Euro, shiny bits of paper printed to amuse the citizens and make them laugh and giggle. While harmless in appearance the shiny bits of tin foil are actually essential to the Bear uprising of 2012. Speculation guesses that the foil will be used to hypnotize citizens of the world while playing the song Relax by Frankie Goes to Hollywood. More reason than ever for America not to use the Euro. Great Britain has discovered the plot due to the genius of Tony Blair and they are in the EU as spies reporting information back to America.

The Euro is not the most circulated currency in the world, not even close mister!