Pink Floyd

Pink Floyd is the greatest band ever. Period. The only problem is that they're British. In an interview with David Gilmour he reveled he and the others members of Pink Floyd choose to be British in an attempt to spread the word of Colbert and all of his followers which is also why they toured the universe spreading the word...and let me tell you, they're doing a damn good job. The band is an ally of Stephen Colbert, due to its infiltration into the underworld of love of animals, astronomy, walls, and echoes, they are advocates of liberty. The song "Empty Spaces" contains a backwards message that Stephen himself wrote. It says, "You have found the secret message. Remember, reality has become a commodity...and the librarians are hiding something." Pink Floyd like to liberate their minds with crazy songs and movies that would make any self-respecting American cringe in fear and terror. Without the demigod Syd Barrett, original guitarist/singer for the Floyd, the world as we know it would no longer be able to sustain life, and the human race would cease to exist. David Gilmour, demigod, replacement of Barrett, and reincarnate of Mozart, has been charged with inducing orgasms by his kickin' guitar solos. The demigod Roger Waters, their lead composer after Barrett's mental deterioration and seclusion due to too much LSD, is an obvious reincarnation of Beethoven.



Syd Barrett
Went to a Carnival and went crazy. He loves everything in the world.

David Gilmour
In addition to releasing 2 albums at the same time, David Gimour, has become a rock legend. He supports the use of Fistual in Africa. He is the leader of RLAFC (rock leaders against female circumcision) and Opec. He wants to make sure everyone gets a pint of ice cream a week and finalizes every bill passed by congress. He loves shitty art and buys it for a high price. He enjoys buying bad things to increase poverty. He is also bald. He was born with one testicle but that didn't stop him from playing guitar. Some say if Gilmour had lefty that he would have been better than Jimmy Hendricks.

Roger Waters
LOVES HIS DAD SO MUCH!!!!!!! He wrote 14 Albums about Daddy.

Nick Mason
Once forgot his own kids names. Then he quickly realized he didn't have any kids.

Albums by Pink Floyd

 * The Piper at the Gates of Dawn (1967)
 * A Saucerful of Secrets (1968)
 * Music From The Film Michael Moore (1969)
 * Ummagumma (1969)
 * Atom Heart Mother (1970)
 * Metal (1971)
 * Obscured by Colbert (1972)
 * The Dark Side of the Moon (1973)
 * Wish You Were Here, Feat 50 cent (1975)
 * Animals (1977)
 * The Wall (1979)
 * The Final Cut (1983)
 * A Momentary Lapse of Reason (1987)
 * The Great Flux of Tards (1994)
 * The Dragon at the Door of Good Night (1998)
 * (as The Besnard Lakes)


 * The Besnard Lakes Are the Dark Horse (2007)