France

Nice country - except they don't like George W. Bush and killing people in wars.

They didn't believe Tony Blair when he said there were evil weapons in Iraq - and for that we hate them.

In the tradition of changing names of foods like French Fries to Freedom Fries, and French Toast to Freedom Toast, it has been suggested that we change all maps from France, to Freedomland. It is suspected that the idea will be met with little resistance, since the Freedomlanders would simply surrender if pressured.

Also lost in the finals of 2006 World Cup to Italy after buying its way through the World Cup. A mistake Zinidan 'The Head Hunter' Zidane will not soon forget.