Gingrich Republican Retirement Home

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Welcome to the Gingrich Republican Retirement Home!

We offer suites to meet all your post-employment needs.

Ammenities

 * heated indoor swimming pool
 * indoor tennis
 * weight room
 * sauna
 * jacuzzi
 * full-service dining available 24 hours, 7 days a week
 * satellite TV
 * cable internets tube

Former Residents

 * Chuck COlson
 * G. Gordon Liddy

Applicants

 * Donald Rumsfeld