Monday

A day of the week (pronounced: MUN-day), normally depicted as the second day, when weeks begin on Sunday, using the Gregorian calendar.

Why Monday is Special
Monday is the day of the week dedicated to forming an opinion. The Romans called this day Monday, because "Mon" is the roman word for gut.

This was revealed by Stephen Colbert at the 2006 White House Correspondents Dinner. My gut tells me that day landed on a Monday.

What God did on Monday
God did something. I will look it up, and type it in soon.

What Children Who Are Born on Monday Are Like
I will also look this up and type it in.