Iceland

Iceland is an island nation situated in the North Atlantic. It is inhabitant by short bare-footed women who live in huts made of mud and snow.

History
Iceland was founded in 600 A.D. by Viking Erik the Leaferson and his party of blonde Ninja’s. They arrived in ships made of danegold in the summer, but by winter they realized it was f***ing cold. They left for Florida that winter, leaving behind their womenfolk who grew short over the years from a diet of ice and lichen.

Economy
The biggest exports for Iceland are: Ice, Bjork, and midget slaves women.

Global Warming
The biggest issue facing Iceland is global warming, which threatens to melt the ice leaving only mud. This would effectively create the nation of Mud-and-rock-land.