Hoser

Hoser are a unique race of people, indigenous to Canada. The principal aspects of their society are drinking beer, watching hockey, and listening to the Tragically Hip. The Hosers have been tolerated by their American neighbours mainly for their useful strategic location between the U.S.A and the Bears. It is widely acknowledged that if the Hosers were to loose their supply of beer, hockey, and bad music, they would unite with the bears to concur the United States. Luckily, there is no foreseeable shortage in any of their survival requirements.