ACRU

The American Civil Rights Union is a group dedicated to defending all the rights contained in the Constitution.

Not just the one about letting hippies blather on about crap no one else finds necessary, or the one about how criminals don't have to say something during the trial or the one about how criminals can hide things from the police because they don't have a warrant, or whatever.

The ACRU protects all of them, like the one that says you can have a .50-caliber aircraft knocker-downer to kill squirrels.