Holy Grail

The Holy Grail is the cup Jesus Christ wore in Game 7 of the 1 B.C. World Series between the Jerusalem Romans and the Jerusalem Jews baseball clubs.

The Holy Grail was designed to protect Jesus' genitals from impact.

Construction
The Holy Grail was made from ram's horn, sinew and thistles. Seamstress Mary Magdalene sewed it upon hearing that Jesus would be catching for the Jews' Game 7 starting pitcher Judas.

Use in Game 7
Mary Magdalene begged Jesus to wear The Grail, and he consented to do so. The Grail came in handy as many of Judas' pitches were low or in the dirt, often bouncing directly into Jesus' crotchal area.

In the famous 'Pilate at the Plate' play which decided the game, Pilate slid into Jesus, attempting to spike him in the nuts, and thus score the winning run. However, The Grail worked perfectly and deflected the blow. The Temple Jew umpire, who had been paid 30 pieces of silver, called Pilate safe anyway. The game was lost, but Jesus' [[balls] were saved.

As the Jerusalem Times so aptly put it, "He chose wisely."