Hands

Features

 * Most hands have five fingers.
 * It's hard to direct one's own finger to one's own nose while intoxicated.
 * Dr. Seuss' character are the only ones able to clap with one hand, a feature yet to be mimiced by anyone else in the world.
 * Hands is just a fancy word for human finger propeller things.
 * Saying hands enough times will make the word seem like it's trying to be something it isn't.
 * Hands love gloves.