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=Vice President Dick Cheney=

So when I know I'm going to burp - I just hold it in like this. Otherwise, it sounds like "quack". --Alethic Logic 01:56, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

"Dick Jr." --Alethic Logic 01:57, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

"Dubai or not Dubai - that is the question". --Alethic Logic 19:39, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

=The Arkle Challenge Trophy Steeple Chase=

Flying fish joins steeple chase. --Alethic Logic 14:38, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

=Senator and Presidential Candidate, Joe Biden=

"I mean, you got the first mainstream "African-African-American" who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy," Biden said. "But, his hands will never be as clean as mine, no matter how hard he scrubs." --OHeL 10:27, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

"See - they do melt in your mouth!" --Factbook 00:23, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

=A Biathalon Participant=

GW to Joint Chiefs: "So when I need you to invade another country, I'll just flash this signal in the sky" --Alethic Logic 05:43, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

=Alberto Gonzales Responds to Questions=

"Good evening folks. It's great to be doing stand-up again. I just finished signing the termination letters of eight U.S. attorneys, and boy is my hand tired!..." [DEAD SILENCE] "...Ouch! Tough crowd!" --Careax 07:56, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

=USPS Helps Celebrate 30th Anniversary of 'Star Wars'=

New StarWars character, USPO. --Alethic Logic 19:53, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

=Toronto Fashion Week=

Gay bears recieved their first public shaving today...Tourskin 22:59, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

=Terrorist Confesses= To post which crimes this man has confessed to, click here.



I still get the chicks, even when I look like this. --OHeL 07:19, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

"NO SOUP FOR YOU!" --Careax 07:57, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

=Britain to Provide Asian Countries With Drought Assistance=

=Karl Rove and Alberto Gonzales=

Mr. Rove blows a kiss to his beloved Fox News. --Careax 02:50, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Visits Mexico=

 --OHeL 12:59, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

"Pull my finger." --Careax 02:49, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

=Lockheed Martin's X-35 Joint Strike Fighter=

America takes another decisive step forward in the War on Drugs. --Careax 02:52, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

=Joseph Wilson's Wife Testifies Before a Congressional Subcommittee=

"You are trying to portray me as the villian here. Anyone who grew up watching the Batman TV show knows that if I was a villian, the camera lens would be tilted on an angle. " --OHeL 12:39, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

Don't be fooled, I'm a natural blonde... double agents always dye their eyebrows! but the soul patch was definitely not my idea... Factbook 02:44, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

=Pro-War Demonstrators March in Washington=

Some outstanding citizens indicate their eagerness to enlist and make up for deficits in the troop surge! Factbook 02:39, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

=St. Patrick's Day Parade in NYC=

=St. Patrick's Day Parade in Dublin, Ireland=