William Henry Harrison



William Henry Harrison was the 9th President of the United States of America. He was in office for thirty days. Then he died of pneumonia, which he contracted as he gave his inaugural address (which nobody attended) in the freezing cold outside the White House, which also still emanated a chilly aura of frost after twelve years of Democrat power.

Harrison was a Whig. Nobody is quite sure what that means. But it sure made him die in a big fat hurry.

A supreme disappointment, but better than Martin Van Buren.