Playstation 3

The PS3, not to much to say except for WORST SYSTEM EVER!!! For starters the hunk of crap doesn't even come with freaking cords, games or even the essential control. It is just the system itself. Let us run through a story of a man, who has the misfortune of buying a PS3. He first pays $600.00 before tax and happily takes the thing home. He then opens the box and is shocked to find nothing but a thin piece of bubble wrap and a PS3... with no games, controllers or for that matter cords. The discourged but ever hopeful man now returns to the store and purchases all of those items and it comes to $280.00 before tax, he has now spent $880.00 dollars on a PS3, a controller, a game and cords. He takes his newest purchases home and opens the cords. He pulls out a large ball of what looks like PS2 cords with the number 3 painted over the 2. Once again he is discouraged but not hopeless. An hour and a half later the man has finally managed to hook up his PS3 and he is about to play it when the phone rings. He answers it and it his friend calling to inform him that he just got a Nintendo Wii, 3 Wii-motes and 3 nunchucks in addition to the ones that came with the Wii. He has also gotten 2 more games in addition to the one that came with the system and it all cost him, $530.00 before tax. The man with the PS3 hangs up and cries.

The PS3 does have a few things going for it though. It has high def. graphics so that when you pay $2200.00 for a high def. TV you can play like never before, seeing the sweat drip off the nose of your character. Big whoop if I wanted to see sweat I would watch Ruben Studard run on a tredmill for a minute and a half. Oh and you can't forget the increased memory capacity! It's called a memory card folks and you can get them for $5.00 at best buy. I am forgetting its' best quality though, it does stand vertically. What the hell! This system is such crap!

All in all all you douchy macdouche waffeles that actually bought one of these, could of had a Wii and still had enough money for a hooker.