Black Eyed Peas

Black Eyed Peas is a highly infectous disease found most commonly in people who tend to overcook food. This disease can result in tongue malfunctions, such as a sudden desire for Danishes made in pickle juice, among other symptoms including the chapped lips of your friendly neighborhood Star Wars fanatic, who will soon begin to yell at you in rage, in an alien dialect. Symptoms include purchasing canned vegtables from Wal-Mart. Rarer cases will show the infected buying and consuming various foods from old men in tights that stand on the corner. If you or anyone you know shows signs of this deadly virus that you aren't technically supposed to know about, never fear, just mosey along to your favourite doctor (plastic surgeons are not allowed) and your wish shall be their command.... meaning you'll get meds. If not, be sure to carry one of those pens you can click.