Light saber

The light saber is the coolest weapon to ever exist.

Used by Yoda, Steven Colbert, the Baby Jesus, and all haters of Chuck Norris, this weapon is intended to wipe out all enemies of truthiness.

The light saber or as Yoda calles it the saberlight is a weapon of light.

It kills the enemies of truthiness since they hide in darkness.

With absolutely no training at all, you too can own your very own light saber by sending $5.99 plus shipping and handling to Steven Colbert. Then you can continue the fight for truthiness.