Profmcdocism

Intro
Profmcdocism isn't a religion nor is it a cult, it is a state of mind. It is a very simple thing to comprehend at it's simplest and more than Stephen Hawking could understand at it's most complicated points. Be careful if you are a complete retard.

Why do you care?
If you don't, then you suck. It is terrific. No, forget that, it is Colbertific. But seriously, the state of mind called profmcdocism is absolutly amazing. To obtain this state of mind, all you have to do is act similar to Stephen Colbert, but with your own twist on it. Prof. McDoc doesn't have a twist on it and that is his twist. See, told ya that it is hard to comprehend. One of the requirements is to just assume that you are awesome. Once you do that, it becomes so much easier. After that, always assume that you're wright. Don't bother checking "facts", they don't come from the gut anyway. Once you do that, just tell everyone that they like you, and if they deny it, invade them. That is why The Greatest President Ever is such a success. It is as simple as that, at first.

Complicated Junk
One requirement to aquire this SOM (State Of Mind) is to be "original". Don't take that to seriously, though. Originality can be as simple as one difference(remixing doesn't count as originality).