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Grandpa Tug
There comes a time in the course of history when one man stands out above all the rest. In our time that man has been Steven Colbert, but in the 19th and early 20th centuries, that man was Grandpa Tug.

Grandpa Tug was born in the year 1830, during the presidency of Andrew Jackson, who was a bear loving Jew. As an infant, Grandpa Tug knew the United States was in need of political change, so he took his father's knife and went and stabbed Andrew Jackson. Unfortunately, this was only in Grandpa Tug's dream, and he accidently took his uncle's knife and stabbed his father. Therefore, Grandpa Tug was forced to live out the next 6 years of his life fatherless and under the rule of a bear loving Jew.

Note: Grandpa Tug's real name is, in fact, Grandpa Tug. The name was given to him at birth.

The year 1836 brought much needed change to the life of Grandpa Tug and the American people.