I. Lewis 'Scooter' Libby

Lewis 'Scooter' Libby is the former Chief of Staff for Vice President Dick Cheney. He was widely considered to be Cheney's alter-ego, which, if true would make him a friendly young liberal.

Libby is the author of The Apprentice - a terrific book... if you like bear-rape. Or Donald Trump.

Excerpts From The Apprentice
"'At age ten the madam put the child in a cage with a bear trained to couple with young girls, so the girls would be frigid... They fed her through the bars, and aroused the bear with a stick when it seemed tolose interest. Groups of men paid to watch.'"

This book must be kept out of the paws of bears - they're already after our berries and our pic-a-nic baskets. We don't want them coming after our women.