Tea Bagging





Teabag (form of protest) Origin: American filmmaker John Waters (link is NSFW)
 * 1) to slap your testes on the the forehead of a non se pro
 * 2) to flaunt one's exposed tea bags in the face of one's oppressor
 * 3) a sign of ownership in Halo by crouching on the face of a player you have killed

Tea Bagging Agenda

 * No More Government Trash Collection: Why is the government so interested in collecting Our trash? Is ours, you cant take it!
 * Legalizing Rape Legalizing God's plan to have babies with anyone we want no matter how much they say no.
 * Stop Spending and More Tax Cuts for The Rich . It worked so well in 1937!
 * Kill Harry Read
 * Tea Bagging's New Agenda! KEEP IT SEKRET!!
 * Restore Theocracy Democracy
 * The restoration of Sovereign Citizenship
 * Join the Republican Party
 * Restoration of Patriotic Laws abolished by previous libural administrations.
 * Stop The NAACP's racist agenda against Real Americans
 * Tea Bagging Solution against Libural Education: Brainwashing the Right Way
 * Tea Party demands restoration of oppressive powers against Mooslims
 * Tea Party to end Entitle Program "Emancipation Proclamation"
 * Shorter Press Conferences
 * Teach The Real Constitution on all public schools
 * Decimate 4Chan from existence Fourwhat? We never heard of them... now leave us alone!
 * Restore The Real 13th Amendment
 * Patriotic Diversity Day: this will show the libural racists who is the real racist.
 * Use a Time Machine to visit our Founding Fathers for help, we have a time machine but for some reason our Founding Fathers are not taking our calls...

The Tea Bag Army:
Just like the Kiss Army, only more weaponized and with less facial make up... most of the time

List of Retruit

 * Byron Williams of Groveland, aka Kalyfornia Patrolman
 * Super Teabaggerman, defender of Tea Bagging.
 * The Black Tea Baggers
 * Maine Tea Party is not recruiting at the moment

Tea Bags of Tubes


The Tea Bagging Party is now joining the 20th Century 21th Century by exploring the marvelous series of tubes so they can spread their message of fiscal responsibility, the dangers of socialism, and how Obama is actually a mooslim Hitler

EMERGENCY UPDATE
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD 4CHAN STOP!! WE GET IT, WE SURRENDER!!! WE WONT STEAL FROM YOU ANYMORE!! STOP SENDING US P0RN AND MESSING OUR SERIES OF TUBES!!!!

ahem... I mean, The Tea Party thanks 4chan for showing them their error and they are correcting this honest mistake. It wont happen again! The Tea Bag Party sincerely apologizes for their transgression...

Currently our Faceteabaggingbook is currently down for maintenance... we need to clean our content with acid, fire, and iron brushes to clean up... the mess... Then quarantine the site, lets say for a couple of centuries, until the rest of the toxic hazard dies out...



The Future of Teabagging Tubes


Under our settlement with 4chan, any Tea Bagging Patriot seen on sight using 4chan's trademark slogan shall be:


 * Tea Bagged to Death (Just like stoning, but instead we use Tea Bags. Strangely enough, it seems to be a very popular form of punishment. All of our volunteers are very eager men)


 * Be dealt by 4chan and left at the mercy of their inhumane merciless methods of punishment (Trust me, being Tea Bagged to Death is actually the better choice)

Liberal Slander Against The Tea Party

 * Falsely claiming that Tea Bagging/Tea Bag/Tea Bagger is a sexual innuendo or something.  They chose it because it reminds them of ballz and courage.


 * Declaring we have low turnout rallies.  False! Many of our brave Tea Baggers like to protest at the comfort of their home in the Series of Tubes.


 * Falsely claiming that we are editing our rally videos to disclaim our low turnout.  Again, false. We just clone our supporters, that's right. The Tea Bagging Party has cloning technology!


 * Handing the NY-23 seat to the Democrats for the first time in 150 years.  And what is wrong with that? It could be part of our strategic plan!


 * Declaring that a Tea Bagger Spitted on a black congressman.  Ok, that one is true. But on their defense Tea Baggers spit ALL Congressmen, that's called freedom of speech!


 * Claiming that we Dropped the N-bomb at a black congressmen.  False! The Tea Party doesnt use bombs! We are not terrorists or brown people!


 * The libural media showing the parade of idiotic and racist signs.  Everybody knows those were planted by democrat plants!


 * Claiming we are snatching defeat from the jaws of victory against Harry Reid.  Again, part of our grand strategy for 2010 and 2012.


 * Quite possibly losing Kentucky.  How many times do I have to repeat myself? It is part of our grand plan! Dont you get it you stoopid liburals?!


 * Forcing the few sane GOP candidates left to spend WAY more in normally slam-dunk primaries, with the GOP especially cash-strapped.  IT CREATES JUBS! WHY IS IT SO WRONG TO SPEND MONEY TO STIMULATE THE ECONOMY?!

External Tea Bagging Tubes
OK, I grew up in Lutherville, and Divine opened the back door at the Timonium Theatre so we could sneak in and see Jane Fonda naked in Klute and Jennifer O'Neal in summer of '42, but NO MORE EXTERNAL TUBES! Footnote: Maryland State Fair


 * Black Tea Baggers' Facebook page
 * Tea Bag TV
 * Tea Bagging more popular than ever!
 * Tea Baggers supports GOP
 * Tea Baggers Baggin' on Healthcare!
 * Tea Baggers finds solution to Health Care Problems!
 * Tea Bagging to receive Medal of Freedom
 * Tea Baggers elect New Pope
 * Tea Baggers remembers 9/12
 * Tea Baggers to protest Metro DC for wasteful spending
 * Fox News loves Tea Bagging
 * Tea Party wins heart of the media
 * Tea Party to start in new movie!
 * Tea Baggers Tells joos to stop whining and monopolizing on the "Hollowcaust"
 * Tea Party Candidate arrested for drug possession being American!
 * Tea Party to sue un-american traitors!
 * Tea Party supports anti-immigration against white people
 * Tea Party to topple McCain another Republican Traitor
 * Tea Party captures Obama's secret agent: Scheduled to be executed
 * Palin and Bachmann join forces with Tea Party
 * Tea Party to recruit rubber chickens
 * Tea Party: The Movie
 * Tea Party to replace GOP. Republicans celebrate!
 * Tea Party comes to Colorado
 * Evil democrats refuse to listen to Tea Party's protest
 * Tea Party to bring Back Christmas!
 * Tea Party supports the end of Communist America
 * Tea Party: A History
 * GOP to ask Tea Party for cash
 * Tea Party sends fax to un-american traitors. Eloquent papers convinces Nation of Libural Threat
 * Tea Party demands the end of Socialized Medicine
 * Tea Party to give more money to the GOP
 * Tea Party being hijacked by Republicans Hippies!
 * Tea Party doesnt support Racism
 * GOP to take over Tea Party. Tea Party furious rejoices
 * Tea Party to go on strike! America Demands prosecution of Mooslim Tyrant
 * Tea Party uncovers new evidence that Obama bankrupted America
 * Tea Party convention rocks the Nation
 * Tea Party Tells welfare queen to get a jub!
 * Tea Party to elect new speaker: Mr. Browning
 * Tea Baggers to hunt down Dorks!
 * Tea Bagging heroes to hunt down socialist traitors
 * Glorious Patriots making time to save our Nation
 * Liburals continue to slander lies about The Tea Party!
 * Learn how to speak Tea Bag Real American 101
 * Reverse Racism continues to haunt Tea Party
 * Taxes more popular than tea?
 * The Black people joins the Tea Party
 * Six easy steps to become a Tea Man!
 * Tea Party proves That they are not Racist!!!
 * Tea Party joins cause to stop un-american foreigners
 * Democrats refusing to endorse Tea Party's Libertarian Philosophies
 * Mooslims are worshiping a monkey! The comments made by Mark Williams does not reflect the opinions of Wikiality.com
 * Rand Paul to lead Tea Party to new Century of Racism Prosperity
 * Tea Party to run on Pro-Messiah Platform. Where is your God Now Republicans Democrats?
 * Tea party to take Las Vegas by storm
 * Tea party Awesomest Economic Plan for Fiscal Responsibility
 * Tea Party takes Maine
 * Tea Party to take a long hiatus
 * Tea Party Moves "Tea Bagging HQ" to Colorado: Free Tea Bagging Every Tuesday
 * Tea Bagging makes awesome profit!
 * Tea Bagging Dont Need no Government Help
 * Tea Bagging: What Happened in Las Vegas... stays in Las Vegas! Do You Understand Me?
 * Old Lezbian Hatez Tea Bagging!
 * Corporations want some of that Tea Bagging
 * Tea party Hero abandons patriotic agenda
 * Tea Bagging National An... wait there is a conservative youtube?? Since when?!
 * There is no racism in Tea Bagging Party!
 * Tea Bagger Patriot attacked by hobos!
 * If you are a Tea Bagger you are not racist: It is genetically Impossible
 * Tea Bagging Hero to Retire: to Spend More Time with Family
 * Tea Baggers to hold orgy summit
 * Michele Bachmann's leadership to help the GOP Tea Party win election
 * Tea Party supports Wikiality.com
 * Super Teabagman!
 * un-american traitor betrays Tea Party
 * Tea Party Hero sticks it to the man. Want his money? Come and get it!
 * Tea Bagging Carnival Opens Today!
 * Tea Bagging Hater slanders Patriots
 * New Hero to stop IRS
 * 90% of Tea Baggers are ten times more patriotic than anyone