Galactic Empire

The Galactic Empire is the best part of George Lucas' epic Star Wars saga. While commonly mistaken for the films' villains, The Empire is in fact a noble, free market-oriented government which maintains order in a dangerous galaxy and keeps the space shuttles running on time.

Over the course of six movies (or three, depending on how many you are willing to admit actually count) The Empire, run by the benevolent Republican Darth Sidious, liberated the galaxy from the evil Natalie Portman and usher in a regime of freedom and security rivaled only Post-911 America. Via a series of No-bid Contracts, they built a giant Death Star to protect law-abiding galactic citizens from illegal aliens. They also didn't see race; they naturally assumed that everyone was white and British, and hired accordingly.

Sidious' second-in-command was another beautiful Republican named Darth Vader; considering his wise leadership, superhuman strength, and penchant for cutting off hands, he was clearly modeled after Dick Cheney. He and the Sidious do righteous battle against the Rebel Alliance, an insurgency of Godless space hippies

In the end, Lucas had to bow to liberal Hollywood Jews producers by having the Empire ultimately lose to