Old Hollywood

Hollywood is the cultural capitol for all liberals. It is a hateful and dirty place no American should visit without an army of protection.

Location
Unfortunately, Hollywood is in the United States of America, despite Stephen's fervent protestations. Fortunately, it is located in the state of Cauliflower, about as far away from the rest of America as continentally possible. It brags about being "south of" The People's republic of San Francisco]], the capitol of Cauliflower, just to make people sick. Hollywood also sits on the most fragile portion of Cauliflower and will most assuredly fall into the ocean during the next earthquake.

The Many Ways Hollywood Hurts America

 * 1) Makes gay movies
 * 2) Jews make lots of money running each and every production company, and studio no matter how big or small it is
 * 3) Ben Affleck can hide there undetected.

Why?
No one knows why the Jews brought Hollywood over from that other place where they came from. But, scholars at Bob Jones University and Liberty University are busily working to apply Republican Iraq Liberation solutions to the problem.

Can I Watch A Hollywood Movie Without Turning Gay?
No, no you can't. Every viewing of a Hollywood brings you that much closer to Gayville. Make sure any movie you watch has been cleansed by your Pastor, and Republican Party Representative.

Do All Commie Liberals Live On The Same Street in Hollwyood?
Yes, they do. Mexicans illegally cross the border for the sole purpose of selling maps of the Commie's Homes. This hurts America, and makes The Baby Jesus™ cry. While the mere existence of Hollywood is bad for America™, at least they all live in the same place, making it easy to round them up until Jeb Bush can become President of the United States and shoot them into space or something.