Roland Burris

Roland "Don't Lynch Me" Burris: Is Blowgovihandjobiatch's Black Friend and Jr. Senator of Illinois. But racist democrats wont let him take the seat.

Mr. Burris Goes To Washington
Mr. Blowjobbitch wanted to follow the teachings of Mavericktheism, despite what racist democrats expressed. Blagojobiatch and Burris agreed that the democratic congress was 'overly' whitey, plus this would stick them up after their constant demand for affirmative action, how do you like it now biatches! and they perceived it to be very unjust. According with Mr. Burris, the racist democrats are just jealous of him and of his incredible and great accomplishments to humanity over the years. Some have called Burris to be a megalomaniac-narcissistic-psychotic-power-hungry bastard; but in my opinion the guy is overly modest and his acomplishment should be recognized by allowing him to take the Illinois' seat. Also this will great a good opportunity to destroy the democratic party from the inside out so the GOP can take power while they are not looking.

Qualifications to be senator
According with Roland Burris, the democratic congress are a bunch of whitey racist and they need to have a black man to bring valance to the senate. Not only that, he is clearly overly qualified, the man has even chiseled his achievements on stone!

First African-America in Illinois To Become:


 * Illinois SUPER attorney General
 * President of the SUPER cool crowd
 * National Championship with the "Trailblazers"
 * Greater than Alexander the Great by kicking his ass!
 * Illinois First Black Senator
 * First American Black President
 * New Overlord and Master of the Galazy