User:Icy Inferno

Dear America,

As an unofficial, unnamed and soon-to-be-spurned protege, I would like to tell you that I shall present the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Most of the time. Other times I might just lie. But if I didn't that wouldn't be American. Because America is about boring facts all the time, it's about the truth we want to hear. The appealing truth, or Truthing as I like to call it (I'm sure Stephen's already beat me to the punch) is what the people want, and so, I'll give it to em.

So like a spur in your side, I'll be there.

Truthfully, Evan