Colbert Nation/GeraldRFord

GeraldRFord tells the truthiness about everything. He is a hardcore, liberal hater, unfortunately from Canada, he also runs the popular website "Better then Maddox" at http://www.geocities.com/betterthenmaddox.

Spofapaca
Spofapaca is a spammer group he started to attack Wikipedia, and Conspiracy Theorists, he hates them, because they hate America, make sense? Spofapaca owns the world.

Political Views
GeraldRFord knows President Bush is the greatest President on the face of the Earth, he owns Liberals with his cunning.

GeraldRFord believes...


 * Abortion is right, because after all, only Liberals get abortions, and you're just killing baby Liberals anyways. So is it really a crime?


 * Gay Marriage is terrible, because God hates homosexuality, and they need to be helped by Jesus Christ, everyones personal savior.


 * The French are cheese eating surrender monkeys, who've given up during every war in history. They are traitors to America, and probably deserve to die. Russia, Germany, China, and Canada also suck, for opposition to the Iraq war, Communism, Faschism, and Russia for allowing the Iranians to keep their nukes... Iran and Korea suck too.


 * That anyone who believes that 9/11, the Kennedy Assassinations, or the Moon Landing were a conspiracy are morons. They also hate America. If you look at the facts, and science, and my gut, then your conspiracy shit is bull shit.


 * The Iraq war is a great cause, to save the Kurds who were being slaughtered. Remember, if WW2 happened today, Pearl Harbour wouldn't be Germany's fault, and the invasions of Poland, and France, as well as the Holocaust wouldn't be our business. Also, in 1997, a guy in Afghanistan said he wanted to attack the United States, that man, was Osama bin Laden, and he killed 3000 Americans, Saddam Hussein threatened the United States, and should be stopped before he can. He also broke every condition of the first Gulf Wars ceasefire.


 * Soccer is stupid.

Background
Gerald, born July 12th 1992, was born in Toronto, Canada, despite being raised in the liberal paradise that is Canada, Gerald (actually known as "Bill") has been able to read past the liberal bull shit, and help the conservative uprising in Canada. Also, the New York Yankees, Toronto Maple Leafs, Dallas Cowboys, and Los Angeles Lakers, all own.

Enemies to Gerald
Enemies include everywhere in the world that doesn't speak American, or English.