San Jose Sharks

An NHL team in Southern Cauliflower that actually plays the sport of hockey. Can you imagine that?? Hockey in a place like California???

The Sharks are also one of the rival gangs in the musical production West Side Story. I think they are like, the one full of Mexicans or something, which also means that Maria Sharapova must be the sister of the Sharks' team captain, whoever he is.

The Sharks' archenemy is, of course, the New York Jets.