Kim Jong Il

Kim Jong Il is the evil leader of North Korea. He likes to dress up all gay and seems a lot more interested in power than getting Paris Hilton to do a video with him. According to reports, he is "lonely, so lonely". This has yet to be confirmed

Kim Jong Il Trivia

 * He is the soul inventor of the Taepodong-2 missile, which he parades through major cities. This Taepodong, however, is extremely inadequate and never succeeds in penetrating deep enough to deliver its payload. Reportedly, Kim has the best experts working on fixing this deficiency. He wants his Taepodong to make those people scream!
 * Kim Jong Il is not to be confused with Kim Jong II, who is a completely different person.
 * His father was less of a dick than he is. The North Koreans miss him.
 * According to recent intelligence sources, Kim Jong Il, Osama bin Laden, and Al Franken are currently in the process of making a gay pornographic movie featuring the three of them in a threesome while chanting, "Death to America!" in five hundred different languages, which do not include English.