New York Giants

The New York Giants invented football and are therefore to be considered the REAL Super Bowl Champions every single year. The Giants were found by God in 1925 to show the world the supremacy and manliness of America, and New York inparticular.

One of the greatest Giants was Lawrence Taylor, also known as LT, who once snapped Joe Theissman's leg off by squeezing it with his pinky, though Theissman is a pussy so it wasnt so hard anyways.