Chicago Bears

The Chicago Bears are the official football team to represent Bears. Therefore they are evil and any victories accomplished by this team is only done by mauling the oppossing team or stealing the other team's picnic baskets before the game to make them too hungry to play well.

The Chicago Bears were demolished by the New York Giants on November 12th, 2006.

Clearly, Satan's power has grown to allow for this godless team to not lose every game. The last time the Chicago Bears did any good was 1985, and Reagan was president. Satan could not stand such a man of God in power and tried to use the power of football to stop him. Now that Bush is in office, he is gathering his forces in hell for a final attack on our moral standards. This would not have happened if Commie liberals didn't degrade our country into the moral sewer it is today.