The Long War

The Long War

The Long War was the title of The Word on 3/2/06 Episode of The Colbert Report.

The Long War is the Pentagon's new name for the War on Terror. Rumsfeld can pretty much call it what he wants but we're screwed. Stephen says thanks to a breakthrough in conflict name technology, future generations may never have to suffer through peace again.

Quotes From The Episode

 * "... I Think Everyone Can Agree That The Original Term War on Terror didn't cut it ( Bullet: Or Win It)


 * "... Then For A While It Was The Struggle Against Global Extremism, But Struggle Sounds like You Are A Mouse Stuck On A Glue Trap (Bullet : Or An Army Stuck In Iraq)


 * "... This Undefined Open Ended War On Anything Gives Us A lot of Freedom (Bullet: To Fight Forever Against Everything)