Ponzimonium

Ponzimonium

noun


 * 1)  The state of pandemonium caused by the public's growing awareness that they live in the United States of Ponzi.
 * 2)  The state of pandemonium caused by the public's rushing to cash in on the newest Ponzi techniques.
 * 3)  The state of pandemonium caused by the public's trying to determine whether they are ze pawns.
 * 4)  The latest US Military Biological/Financial Warfare Technique being tested on the United States.  Tests were sporadic in 2008, but have been increased to several tests weekly in 2009.
 * 5)  The newest precious metal, the value of which far outstrips gold and platinum.  Oddly enough, like diamonds it is as common as water.
 * 6)  The latest Motown dance craze that's sweeping the nation.
 * Most unfortunately, it's all of the above.