Alan Alda

Alan Alda is an american actor and commie sypathyzer that starred in the TV shows M*A*S*H and the West Wing. It is unknown how Alda came into existance since noone was alive in the seventies except God, Chuck Norris, and Stephen Colbert. Alda however is not unAmerican just because he supports commies for he is also a war veteran who served in Korea as a doctor, and later ran for president, but even with the consencus of Stephen Colbert failed and got OWNED like a noob.