Is It Time To Care About Soccer?

June 30, 2009 Attempt

 * Stephen never cared until we became good at it
 * US beat Spain 2-1


 * used a metaphor to describe the match


 * soccer is so ingrained in Brazilian culture
 * can't be born without having to get passed a goalie


 * after showing some exciting highlights, dr. Colbert awoke wondering if he had grown a beard


 * show team pride
 * PRO fun scarves
 * beer is warm and cost 3 pounds (plus 2 more for tax)


 * CON players must be in shape


 * CON low scores


 * PRO rioting
 * violence can break out at any time


 * American soccer super stud Alexi Lalas


 * transitive property of defeat America is champs of the world


 * why care about soccer
 * beautiful game


 * get the rest of the world to call it soccer


 * Grenada
 * Honduras
 * Haiti
 * later U.S. in Mexico
 * the U.S. has never won in Mexico


 * WE'RE GOING TO WIN THE WORLD CUP!