Dora The Explorer



Dora Marquez Veracruz de la Jolla Cardinal is an illegal alien known for "exploring" places with a monkey-relative.

An American fox tries to foil Dora's attempts to cross America's Border with cunning and tricksterism, but is himself foiled by the liberal media bosses at Viacom, Dora's corporate owner, who want Dora to always been seen as "successful".

Other Characters

 * Dora's mother (Dora doesn't know who her father is)
 * Dora's 14 sisters
 * Dora's 22 brothers
 * Dora's 7 cousins not in prison
 * Dora's 58 cousins who are
 * Dora's nana
 * Dora's tio, "Manuella"
 * Dora's nosey neighbor

Places Dora Has Explored

 * some random jungle (you've seen one jungle, you've seen them all)
 * mountains
 * rivers
 * other assorted "natural" settings that any child can see during a trip to DisneyWorld.
 * Visit DisneyWorld, Florida needs your patronage.
 * Seriously.
 * Please visit Florida.
 * We're begging you.
 * We are so desperate for tourists, we coerced the Reno 911! cast to make a movie here, despite the name of the show containing the name of a city nowhere near Florida.
 * Oh, dear god, please visit Florida!
 * If you do not visit Florida, you are helping the terrorists.
 * DisneyWorld is a trademark of Walt Disney Parks and Resorts. © Disney. All rights reserved. © 2003 Walt Disney Internet Group. All rights reserved.

Places Dora Has Yet to Explore

 * Gitmo
 * the want ads in her own country
 * orchards in California on her hands and knees!