Dr. Jordan Bratman, PhD.

Dr. Jordan Bratman PhD is the Jewish husband of singer Christina Aguilera. He is the father of her son Max Liron Bratman. Even though he is a Jew he is a good man because he has the Balls to marry a woman before getting her pregnant. His son is however being raised Jewish but without a doubt Christina will teach Max the New Testament.

His Beard
Dr. Bratman does not shave his beard. He only cuts it. It may be because he is Jewish but he is not to be confused with Orthodox Jews. He is actually part of Jews-for-Jesus.

Trivia

 * His arch rival is Dr. Kevin Federline, PhD. Jordan defeated him the battle of who has a bigger Penis. Jordan's is 2 inches longer than Kevin's.
 * Hates Britney Spears
 * Participated in the Running of the Jew.