MEATBALL AIRLINES

I am a Captain of Meatball Airlines. Presently. I am the Chief Pilot in Chicago, (ORD).

Recently on a New York layover, I ran into a man who claimed to be a disciple of Tony

Tortellini. Tony is the Son of the Great Spagetti Monster, and this man claims to have

attended the "Last Pasta Party" some 50 years ago, somewhere in the Far East. His

name was Dee Gernnio. He also inform me the name of some of the other disciples :

Mac Aroanni, Peter Pizza, Steve Stroganoff, and Robert Ronzonni. Now this is important !!

He has, in his possestion the Tortelli Flask. which was filled with Very Virgin Olive Oil ,

used to annointed the disciples. This is equalent to the Christain "Holy Grail",  and  other

articles from the "LPP", i.e. White Candles  that turn Red, while burning, to produce the

"Holy Sauce" plus, 6 of the Wholey Wafers. I hope to meet with Dee on my next trip.

Captan Spa Getti