Pirates

Pirates (PIE-rat) are a race of mythological aquatic humanoids created by Liberals and Communists to support their hair-brained theories of global warming and evolution and to celebrate their hatred of Our Lord and Savior.

Fascist propaganda tells stories about pirates celebrating larceny, alcoholism, and poor speech habits, all known properties of Liberals (created in their own image, one would say).

How To Spot A Pirate
Some recognizable traits of Pirates include:
 * cybernetic augmented arms and legs
 * eye patches
 * pet birds
 * jet packs