Poincaré Conjecture

The Poincaré Conjecture is a conjecture about very mathy (has to do with mathemathics and is fully clear only to mathologists. It is also wrong, because Stephen said so. The conjecture states that a doughnut cannot be turned into a sphere without the creation of tears.

History
Note - the conjecture's History is subject to change.

Origin
At the beginning of the 20th century, Henri Poincaré was working on the foundations of topology. Despite being French he was immensly concerned with balls (called "spheres" in mathspeak). Poincaré asked questions about balls - his questions were numerous and vastly nonsensical, but what can you expect from a mathologist? One of his questions caught the public eye:


 * Consider a compact 3-dimensional manifold V without boundary. Is it possible that the fundamental group of V could be trivial, even though V is not homeomorphic to the 3-dimensional sphere?

Which, translated from mathspeak, means, "can something have the deliciousness that is the doughnut's hole, yet be shaped like a ball?"

Evildoings
Evil mathologists, who are members of the Z-Axis of Evil, have taken Poincaré's question, and using "theories" and "logic" concluded that they think the answer should be "No". Feeling that they had the authority to do so, they decided to make a statement that a doughnut cannot be turned into a sphere without being torn and called that the Poincaré Conjecture.

More Evildoings
Grigori Perelman allegedly proved the conjecture, and in 2006 was offered a prize for it (Fields Medal) which he refused to recieve, most probably out of guilt, since Stephen Colbert's Gut has yet to recieve the Fields Medal.

Colbert's Final Proof
In 2006, Stephen Colbert, after hearing of Perleman's alleged proof, counter-proved the conjecture on the air on his show, the Colbert Report. Stephen showed that not only can dognuts be spheres, but also that they are just as delicious.


 * "No tears, just deliciousness!"

Stated Colbert victoriously.