Women's Rights

According to the Federal Council on the Affairs of Women, women's rights are the following (this list is exhaustive):
 * Marrying the man of their parents' choice
 * Follow her husband's orders
 * Cook three delicious meals a day
 * Go out of the house if allowed to do so
 * Sleep (as long as it does not interfere with her chores)
 * Eat (after her husband and only if he liked the meal)
 * Drink (non-alcoholic beverages only, women can't handle alcohol)
 * Watch Stephen Colbert

Other rights have been arbitrarily demanded and luckily not too widespread, including but not limited to:
 * Voting
 * Thinking for themselves
 * Never marry