Gay Adoption

Gay adoption is the abominable act of one or more gay adults adopting a baby or a child. In some cases, one of the gay parents is the biological Mommy or Daddy to the "Turkey Baster Baby," while the "Other Mommy" is the "baster." In other cases, the adopted child has no biological ties to any of the gay parents in question.

Many gays claim that gay adoption should be an "equal right," citing sociological and ethical arguments that seem to indicate that their parenting abilities are "questionable" only in the legal sphere. These fact huggers' arguments hold no water. Stephen Colbert has clearly stated that gay adoption is not an "equal right" but just one more in a long list of "special right" demanded by gays, because "us non-gay people have to straight adopt."

Note: Ambiguity in the term "gay adoption" has led some people to the incorrect conclusion that heterosexual parents make a regular practice of adopting the gays. This rarely, if ever, happens.