Mexico

Mexico is a Spanish term describing the land just south of the Wall Protecting America's Borders™ that was erected by the minute men. It is a beatiful place containing spring break beaches, bars, museums and a lot of tequila, but when it's people is tired of bringin just one more margarita to another tourists they understandably want to feel at any cost and come live in Freedom (ie: America).

Mexico is ofter referred to as "Mejico" "South America's Canada" or "America's mexico"

Mexico liked the way American southwest cities like Los Angeles and Santa Barbara were named so much, that they decided to name their own country's cities the same way, in the same language, Spanish.

The President of Mexico is named Vicente Fox. He encourages his people to come to America and take away jobs, which is totally unfair from a cultural-purity perspective, but a-ok from a free market capitalist perspective. So it is a matter which causes Stephen considerable confusion, and he recommends avoiding thinking about the issue altogether.

When greeting each other, the most popular Mexican salutation is "holla", which is the equivalent of the American "hello".

People of Mexico
The People of Mexico eat nothing but beans, rice and tortillas. They are extremely poor because there are no jobs, so they have to invade America and steal jobs away from the blacks.

When Mexicans are resting in-between attempts to cross the Wall Protecting America's Borders™ they ride donkeys and listen to Mariachi music.