Heterosexual Rebirth

Heterosexual Rebirth is a God-tested, Jesus-approved method used by otherwise righteous men who have strayed from the fold of the labia. By accepting God and hush money into their lives, these poor souls can abandon the life of sin and homosexual debauchery they were leading and denouncing at the same time.

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