Michael Moore



Michael Moore (born Satan McHitlerpants) is a fat commie filmmaker. His fattness is only surpassed by his ability to create commie lies. Michael Moore is actually latin for HOW CAN HE POSSIBLY EAT SO MUCH?!, a name that was given to him by one of his associates in anti-truthiness, Al Franken. He is also known for his attempts to make a Hitler/Stalin robot, the HitStalinator. He is also a member of the rap group Heavy M and the Fat Bears.

Truths

 * He makes movies in Hollywood.
 * He hates America and makes The Baby Jesus cry.
 * He likes to harvest American children and sell them to Manitoba where they are brainwashed and slowly transformed into Communists.
 * He is living proof that a spiritual power exists, one that allows mountains to move.
 * He is the only American who is beloved in France. Well, him, Jerry Lewis, and Kermit the Frog.
 * He is president of the Democratic party, also known as NAMBLA

Movies

 * I Hate America (1986)
 * How Much I Hate America (1988)
 * I Should Leave America, I Hate It So Much (1989)
 * I'd Like Three Triple Cheeseburgers, Two Large Chocolate Shakes, Five Orders of Fries and I Hate America (1992)
 * Roger and I Hate America (1995)
 * Charlton Heston Is a Great Big Giant Honky Freak and I Hate America (1999)
 * Hybrids: Why We Should All Drive Weak Pussy Mobiles, and I Hate America (2001)
 * Big Evil Republican Corporations Turned Michigan Into a Shithole and I Hate America (2004), for which he won an Academy Award. His acceptance speech was filled with evil communist bile about how much he hates George W. Bush.
 * I Weigh 911 And I Hate America (2005)
 * America is not at all beautiful, But I Michael Moore Am soo Sexy and hott, America and Americans are just jealous, and once the dollar menu is gone ill leave Damned America JIHAD JIHAD!! (2006)
 * Soul Plane 3: We Be Hatin' America (2007)
 * Fat Man's Guide to Worshiping Hillary Clinton and I Hate America (Spring 2007)
 * Save the Bears by Feeding them Babies and Disabled Troops, and I Hate America (Sometime Around 2008 General Elections)
 * Why NAMBLA will save this country and I hate America (Summer 2007)
 *  Vote for me and Ill send you Underwear, you Fucking Americans (October 2008)

External Sources

 * Michael Moore's fat Internets site
 * Michael Moore's fattie fat Wikipedia entry
 * Michael Moore'sfattie fat fat profile according to film factonista IMDB
 * Voter Help for lazy fat people
 * Facts from Michael Moore
 * Michael Moores Home Page (18+)