Tammy Duckworth

Tammy Duckworth is was a major in The Greatest President Ever's military until she got caught in with a bad crowd.

She eventually broke her Nation's heart by becoming a drunk and running for office as a Democrat.

Tammy lost due to a shameless plot devised by Al Franken to pretend to have lost her legs in Iraq proudly serving her country.

How could Al Franken do such a sick, sick thing?

Fuck you, Al, you're a real bastard.