Advice For Someone Going To Jail

Going to jail can be a confusing time in a young, rich, white person's life. No cellphones, no iPods, no PR Men to spin the goings-on in the yard and oh, so many poor and dark-skinnded people.

Our Lord and Savior has brought together three factors which have increased the number of criminals going to jail:


 * running a jail has become very lucrative
 * the right person is in charge of the Justice Department, and
 * the need to let Americans know who is tough on crime!

Because there is no "Zagot's Guide To County", please post advice you would give to America's future: rich, white, children of privilege.