Pacifist

A Pacifist is a pinko hippie communist who believes war is bad. It isn't. Pacifists don't understand the only way to truely liberate people is to invade thier country and start a civil war. They were too busy smoking grass and ecstacy pills to learn this universal truthiness. Pacifists are not capable of constructive behavior. They are, however, capable of whining like no other group of people on earth (or to be more appropriate, America, because the rest of the world doesn't matter.)

Trivia

 * Pacifists are responsible for America losing the Vietnam War.
 * If Pacifists had they're way, you would speak German.
 * Pacifists think the atomic bombing of Japan was a bad thing!
 * Pacifists want to raise your taxes.
 * Pacifists killed the dinosaurs.
 * Pacifists are Cannibals and want to eat your children.