Vancouver Canucks

The Vancouver Canucks are a Canadian, American hating, hockey team. They are all Communist

Orgins
In 1980 the Vancouver Canucks were created when CA and a Nuck had sex, thus a Canuck was created. The drug using hippies from Vancouver exchanged drugs for a NHL Team. That was how the Vancouver Canucks were born.

Logo's and Jerseys
The first Logo of the Canucks was a Grizzly bear holding a basketball and sending a message of souless, godless, killing rampages. The second logo was a evil Americian hating killer whale that also has killing rampages. For the 2008 NHL Season the Vancouver Canucks are changing there logo to a bear eating the American flag.

Game Chants
During games at the arena that the canucks play in (known as the "We Hate USA Arena") the fans chant "DIE USA DIE".

Championships
There losers with no championsships

Current Roster
Some Russians

All-Time Records
They suck so they don't have any