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Maurice Clarett (pronounced in the Colbert fashion: kl-air) is a former American football player. In 2005, at the age of 22, Clarett both signed with and retired from the NFL. The three week career left Clarett with nearly half a million dollars. His modest nature and love for the baby jesus allowed Clarett such freedoms

he allegedly robbed some white folk.
 * Unsuccessfully challenging the NFL's rule that a player must be out of high school for three years to be eligible for the entry draft.
 * Need Robbery Storie(s) make them funny!
 * On September 18, Clarett filed a guilty plea to the charges in a plea bargain that involved these events as well as the earlier robbery charges. He was sentenced by Judge David Fais to seven and a half years in prison, but may apply for early release after three and a half years. As part of the plea agreement, the prosecution agreed not to object to early release if and when Clarett applies for it..

He is now considered one of the greatest disappointments in the history of life itself.

Stephen's Next Black Friend?
Maurice is currently lobbying to be on Stephen Colbert's short list to be his new "black friend".

Maurice Lists the following as Pros on his petition
 * Because of his inhuman physical ability, his affinity for firearms, and his disreguard for authority Maurice can be considered a BAMF.
 * If Clarett becomes Stephen's new "black friend", Stephen will get his "street cred".
 * If your going to have a black friend have a real black friend.