Trash-filing Cabinet

The trash-filing cabinet is a vital, I repeat, VITAL social device that is used to combat the scourge of human rats known as "Freegans."

One would ask "why wasn't a Wikiality article written about the Freegans before one was made about trash-filing cabinets? Excellent question. Dr. Stephen Colbert DFA would prefer us to concentrate our efforts on his invention, as one day it will be successfully marketed to be available for Americans to purchase.