Liberals

Liberals are what is wrong with America. They eat tofu and read the New York Times. They drive Priuses and belong to groups like PETA and the Sierra Club. They would rather save a spotted owl than provide good, honest, hard-working Americans with the oil they need to fuel their SUVs. SUVs which they need to drive to little Tommy's soccer practice down the street where they can sit with mom and enjoy a beer and apple pie.

Liberal trivia

 * Liberals are single-handedly responsible for the sale of every Dixie Chicks album. (Just ask Toby Keith).
 * Do not put them in sunlight, do not get them wet, do not feed them after midnight. (Oops that's Gremlins).
 * Liberals like to let it all hang out at nude beaches. You don't want to see a nude liberal.
 * Liberals have been known to chain themselves to trees in the Pacific Northwest. They do this knowing the pact they have made with the godless bears guarantees their safety.