User:Henry the great

Henry the Great, born in the middle of the ocean on the back of a whale. He is the ruler of Canada and watches over the American goverment. His goal in life is to destroy enemy bears and evil little girls that plague Eastern Europe and Florida.

Powers
His powers remain a secret, but his known powers include: Kicking Ass Not taking names(in that order) Untying shoes Shooting Evil turds of evil Kicking ass to the second power Making Stephen Colbert pee in his pants

What he is
A Wetback beaner A Poor dude A Independant A Cool Guy A Hottie A Chick magnet A Hottie hot Hottie