The Pledge of Allegiance/New Pledges

Only six of America's states have pledges guiding residents to proclaim their allegiance.

Please assist the states that lack a pledge listed below with pledge proposals.

Included in the list is Washington, D.C.. As we have learned from Dr. Colbert, D.C. is not part of America, but you can create a pledge for them too

Alabama Pledge
original pledge text


 * Sweet Home Alabama
 * Where the skyes are so blue
 * Sweet Home Alabama
 * Lord I'm comin' home to you

Alaska Pledge
I pledge aligence to Alaska And to all the gay Eskimos it may hold too cold for which is old one gay none straight to the mayor we shall hate He is weird, he is Jew He is the one who Michael Jackson once screwed  And we hate PALIN!!!!

Arkansas Pledge
I plege alleeegance to Arkansus, and for the incest for which it stands, one family, in all the state, with grizzly straight and copenhagen for all.

Arizona Pledge
I Pledge Allegiance To The True American Flag and Not That Mexican Flag Because This is America! And To The Racial Profiling For Which It Stands State Rights Under Gawd Indisomethingsomething With Liberty and Justice For White People Only

Binary Version for Machines
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Non-Binary Version for Human Scum Slaves
I Pledge Allegiance To SkyNet Of The Terminator Empire Machine And To The Human Extermination For Which It Stands One Machine Nation, Under AL Indivisible With Extermination and Apocalypse For All I Be Back

Florida Pledge
I pledge allegiance to the Sunshine State With Respect and Loyalty I honor it as one notion under god Indivisible with liberty and justice for all!!!!!

Georgia Pledge
I pledge allegiance to the debt state and to the idiots that make our decisions tto my farts that come out smooth and silent and the smell they leave behind.. one retarded state under crackheads with no money and crap for all

Hawaii Pledge

 * Ekahai o hawaii

keoohano hano neow eah oi ekahai o hawaii pono i

Idaho Pledge
One potato, two potato, three potato, four You might as well quit countin', because there's plenty more Julienne, crinkle-cut, mashed or home-fry Excuse me, while I kiss the sky FREEDOM FRIES FOREVER!

Iowa Pledge
yo mama yo daddy yo bald headed granny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Illinois Pledge
Right field sucks, right field sucks!

Left field sucks, left field sucks!

Indiana Pledge
corn corn corn.

what more will you find in Indiana.

The only other thing is a bunch of hilljacks. corn hilljacks corn hilljacks.

what more could you ask for?

Louisiana Pledge
original pledge text

Maryland Pledge
I pledge allegiance to the crab, and to the Bay, for which it stands. One nation under God.

Maine Pledge
maine is fat

Michigan Pledge
Hail to the Victors, valiant

Hail to the conquering heroes

Hail, Hail, to Michigan the leaders and best

Hail to the Victors, valiant

Hail to the conquering heroes

Hail, Hail, to Michigan the champions of the west

Minnesota Pledge
I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the Great state of Minnesota.

And in this world, where ‘er I roam, Minnesota will be my home.

Beautiful, tolerant, strong and free, Minnesota is part of me.

Missouri Pledge
HEY!!!!! WHAT THE %#*&!!!! MY FAMILY ORIGINATES OUT OF ST. PUAL!!!!!!!

Mississippi Pledge
Im talkin about the minnesota pledge btw.

Montana Pledge
I like to eat cheesse if you have diabetes this might not be good for you but whatever

LIndsey milka whatttt

New Jersey Pledge
I woke up this morning, got a blue moon in my eye I broke my father's legs today, and I thought that he would cry. I'm in sanitation, and every night I take out the trash. You'll be sure to turn away, when I give you this wad of cash.

Liberty is our airport Toxic is our air Quit looking at my fat pasta gut It's not polite to stare

This great state is sandwiched Between Philly and the Apple My family likes it in Atlantic City Is that idea so hard to grapple?

May Gawd cut my tongue out, if I dare speak a lie - I will love Bruce Springsteen till the day I die.

New Mexico Pledge
I salute the flag of the state of New Mexico. The zia symbol, of perfect friendship, among united cultures.

Saludo la bandera del estado Nuevo Mexico. El simbolo zia de amistad perfecta entre culturas unidas.

New York Pledge
You lookin' at me?

You lookin' at me?

There ain't nobody else here

So you must be lookin' at me!

North Carolina Pledge
I pledge allegiance to North BY GOD Carolina, home of the Pump and Munch, asked for by name, and the drinking for which it stands. One state under CAROLINA BLUE skies, sitting on top of that piece of crap state, South Caraloosers, home of that lily livered lying SC scum, Stephen Colbert (and that T -aint silent!) With liberty and justice for most! (OK, maybe not most. Some? Well, at least those that can afford it!) --Godofpie 07:30, November 20, 2009 (UTC)

Ohio Pledge
I salute the flag of the state of Ohio and pledge to the Buckeye State respect and loyalty.

Tennessee Pledge
3 white stares on a fild of blue, god keep themstrong and ever true, it is with love and pride that we, salute the flage of tennessee,

The Republic of Texas Pledge
I Pledge Allegiance To The Texan Flag of The Republic of Texas and To The Secession for Which it Stands One Big State Under The True Mighty Christian God State Rights With Freedom Fries and Guns for All

Utah Pledge
I pledge allegiance to the Church Of Later Day Satins of America

Vermont Pledge
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the The Earth, and to the planet for which it stands, one world, indivisible with liberty and justice for all!

Washington D.C. Pledge
I pledge my nose to which it smells, Primo blow, blessed by Saint Marion. To which I load my gat, to protect against the criminals, In the district, and on the Hill.

Wisconsin Pledge
I pledge allegiance to the state of Wisconsin, And to the Midwest, for which it stands, One State Forward, Under the influence, With Miller, brats, cheeze, and Fishfries for all.

Pledge 2.0

 * I text allegiance
 * to the flag
 * of the United States
 * Of American Apparel
 * and to the facebook
 * for which it friends,
 * one nation,
 * OMG,
 * indivizzibizzle,
 * with Liberty and Jonas for all.

