Episcopalian

Episcopalians are faux-Catholics who want to divorce their wives and let their priests get gay-married. In England, there is a spin-off group of Episcopalians called "Anglicans".

Episcopalians are worse that Cafeteria-style Catholics because they don't even pretend to be intimidated by The Pope. They claim to keep the holy sacraments, but they also want to use condoms. The Episcopalies are a very confused bunch.