Talk:Dog

A Savior In Dog.
Some people think dogs are stupid, ignorant creatures that are only here to amuse us. Those of you who think this shame to you all! For it is told that a dog, of his likeness shall be the one to save the world from the squirrels and bears.

For many years it has been a well known fact that dogs have been training for the day to come when the squirrels put their plan into action. When a dog chases it's tail it's because it is preparing for the squirrels devilish trickery, the dog knowing its most commonly used trick; running in a circle around a tree then up it. However the Dog has this bone in the bag, for once a dog finally catches its tail it has mastered the skill to catch the Devils spawn, the squirrel.

The day will be here soon when the dog shall save us all, and take down the squirrel; thus leaving the bear weakened enough for the dogs to join forces and take down all that of which is evil! --Chepianna 11:43, 31 December 2008 (UTC)Chepianna