Marilyn Manson

Marilyn Manson is a satanic liberal/libertarian rock band headed by a frontman/frontwoman of the same name. He/she is the illegitimate son/daughter of hollywood slut Marilyn Monroe and serial killer Charles Manson after meeting at a "hippie craze-out" party hosted by The Beatles.

Why He's Just So Frickin Wierd
He/she has confessed numerous times, such as in his album Portrait of An American Famliy and autobiography, of his/her heavy obsession with that wierdo Hollywood-Liberal propaganda tool Willy Wonka and Menier chocolates. This, he says, allied with haphazard teenage dabblings with the magicks of Satan and watching countless hours of his grandfather's gay porno vidoes, has been the root cause to his superhuman anthropomorphic transformation into an America-hating transexual gay/lesbian man/woman!

Scientific Significance
Marilyn Masnon, the person, is also of a tremendous scientific significance for two reasons.Firstly, he/she is the first recorded historical case of a person being thus born a man and then later turning into an actual woman in later life. And second, he was also the first person in recorded history known to have had his ribs removed so that he could perform autofellatio.

LPs

 * Portrait of an American Family (1994)
 * Antichrist Superstar (1996)
 * Mechanical Animals (1998)
 * Holy Wood (2000)
 * Golden Age of Grotesque (2003)

Songs

 * My Beautiful Paycheck
 * Sweet Dreams (are made of this)
 * Tainted Love
 * Personal G-bus
 * Dope Show

Books on Tape

 * The Long Hard Road Out of Hell