Biodiesel

Biodiesel is a myth perpetrated by a vast network of liberal tree huggers. After building their network with profits used from the ongoing organic food scam, these loosely affiliated pot heads expanded their drum circle to nip at the heels of the honorable and forthright fuel industry. Since biodiesel itself, is a viscous attack on all that is good in America, these peddlers of spent and always illegally aquired cooking oils could better spend their time giving their consciences a good cleaning with a hearty selection of Lava soaps available at their local retailer and worthy lawmaker Wal-Mart. If only Geraldo or some other well meaning pundit could break these biodieselers off a well deserved helping of deep fried act right, then maybe they would learn what cooking oil was really meant for. We all know that Baby Jesus hosted many a Fish Fry in the days before the discovery of fossil fuels using clean and clear conola oils. And I feel that these alternative fuelsters should take a page from his book. Shape up and fly right, buy your gas from exxon, you'll be doing us all a big favor.