Taco Bell

A fast food joint owned by Yum Foods, Inc. that has "restaurants all over America.

History
Started by a white man named Glen Bell in California after he found a way to co-opt Mexican food from the lazy people who were taking it for granted.

Originally a small tortilla stand, Taco Bell grew by leaps and bounds once the open borders and lax border security of liberalism increasing the demand for rice and beans in the United States.

With their plan for the redomination of the American continent in place, Mexicans ran for the American border, crossed it, then began implementing "El diagrama para la dominación del estómago Americano".

Menu
Taco Bell uses the most basic food items and then mixes and matches them to create over one million different food combinations!

Ingredients

 * bean-flavored, soup-like paste
 * genetically modified rice
 * ground, flavored beef-like substance
 * bite-sized, flavored chicken-like substance
 * shredded, flavored steak-like substance
 * unicamel (chalupa meat)
 * pita bread
 * flour tortilla
 * corn tortilla
 * guacamole
 * cour cream
 * red sauce
 * green sauce
 * lettuce
 * tomato
 * black olives
 * onions
 * shredded, cheese-like, orange-colored decorations
 * liquid, cheese-like, orange-colored sauce
 * green onions

Dollar Menu

 * tacos
 * bean burritos
 * beef burritos
 * combo burritos
 * nachos
 * chalupas