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=Nancy Pelosi Accuses CIA Of Lying To Congress= Here is the link for a transcript of her statement and answers to questions from the press.




 * "Told you you'd get caught. But I'm still here! Buwahahahahaha!" --DorkVader 16:09, 20 May 2009 (UTC)


 * I hereby swear I will be the only san francisco liberal who will hold any high office for a century as a result of my failing to make life even slightly hard for Bush. --Grazon 01:42, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

=Karl Rove Leaves After Interviewing With Federal Prosecutors=


 * (insert pig-noises here) --Atenea del Sol 17:34, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
 * "Okay, um, let me get a large number 9 with fries, a number 6 with extra sauce, and the entire contents of your politcal prisoners cell." --DorkVader 16:10, 20 May 2009 (UTC)


 * "Ice Creeeeam!!!!!!!!!!!!" --Sneakers 05:06, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

=Norwegian Songwriter Wins Eurovision 2009=

=Filly Wins Preakness=

=Private Collection Of Torture Devices Goes Up For Auction= A portion of the proceeds will go to human rights groups such as Amnesty International


 * Dick Cheney's private collection -- Mutopis 02:54, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

=First Lady Hussein Obama Delivers Commencement Address At California University=

=President Hussein Obama Delivers Commencement Address At Notre Dame=


 * To all you students I say thank you for being civilized and to all you grandstanding protesters I say GTFO. --Grazon 03:35, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

=Lithuania Elects First Female President= Her name is Dalia Grybauskaite