Arms (fired)

For other uses of the word "arms," please see Arms.

Firearms, or "guns" as they are sometimes known, are the favorite "arms" of God, Stephen Colbert, The Greatest President Ever, The Greatest Vice President Ever, The Republican Party, Ted Nugent, Charlton Heston, and all Real Americans. The National Rifle Association likes guns a lot, too.

Firearms are a bear's worst enemy. Bears can hardly bear it that the Second Amendment of the U.S. Constitution defends Americans' right to bear arms!! (get it?)

Liberals, who love bears, hate firearms. No surprise there.