Christian High School Groups

Christian High School Groups are the last and final way American students will be able to worship The Baby Jesus during school hours!

Every school in America must have at least one extra-curricular group that spends school hours reading the bible.

Does Your School Need A Christian Group?

 * Do you live in an area where people can read?
 * Do some of those people give money to the poor?
 * Do those same people insist they have the right to "protest"?
 * Does FOX call those people liberals?

Then your school needs a Christian group to help you pray loud enough to drown out their drug-induced mumblings.

How To Start A Christian Group At Your School

 * Tell everyone at your church that your school won't let you have a Bible Study Group
 * Call your local media and tell them your school won't let you pray to The Baby Jesus
 * Go to your school's football, basketball or other sporting event and start praying really, really loud
 * When the media comes to interview you about why your school won't let you live in the Light of Our Lord and Savior, start crying