Bassoon



Bassoon dueling is a fine art practiced by excellent men, such as Stephen Colbert and Tad, the building manager. Bassoons are notoriously difficult to play, but it is widely accepted that Dr. Colbert is the greatest living bassoon player in the world.

Dr. Colbert's death metal album, Symphonies of the Infernal, includes several bassoon-driven thrash metal songs, including hit singles "Screaming Woodwinds" and "Number of the Bassoon".