Peanut Butter

Peanut butter was actually invented by Abraham Lincoln's wife Mary Todd Lincoln. They attributed the invention to George Washington Carver due to the dact he was a black man and this would improve the image of black people in the eyes of America. It was kept a mystery for all these years so as not to rip the country apart and cause racial strife. The mystery of the invention of peanut butter was finnally discovered by Stan and Steve Smith on February 18, 2007. Sadly the proof of this was lost as well as former president Jimmy Carter in an underground cavern of boiling lava underneath the Lincoln Memorial which was accessed through Lincoln's "proof chute" located through the legs of the seated figure.

Classification
Peanut Butter is a dairy product.

Recent News
Someone tainted ConAgra's Peter Pan brand peanut butter, just to make the corporation look bad.