Parental Rights

Parental Rights are the rights that every American who has children has, which aren't currently in the Constitution, but soon will be.

Since the dark days of Terri Schiavo, parents everywhere have been under threat. Now, thanks to Republican lawmakers Pete Hoekstra and Jim DeMint, fertile Americans everywhere will be protected from the communistasization of the American family.

Background
Back in 1989, the UN created a secret charter to legalize gayness at the expense of the American Family™.

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How Americans Can Recognize The Importance Of Parents
Really, the only way for Real Americans to show any form of respect for their parents is to amend the Constitution to strictly adhere to The Bible, especially the fourth commandment, which commands:

Suggested Punishment For Breaking The Law

 * Lawmakers insist that this law should be retro-active.