Call-in-Gay Day

I am severly, viciously gay. Maybe even VIOLENTLY gay.

By the way, I won't be into work today. But hey, be that as it may, I still expect my pay.

Colbert had the following to say:

No problem, your calling in Gay. not a problem... You have two choices.

1) get your ass to work now 2) Have your resignation on my desk tomorrow morning.

"After all" Colbert pointed out "It would like me going out and protesting Obama winning the election."

"hey, i'm calling in today." "...reason?" "i'm gay." "ok. that's not my problem. you're on the schedule for a reason." "well, the point is for you to realise how much i, as a homosexual, am relied upon." "if you weren't gay, you'd probably still have this job. if homosexuals were nonexistent, then someone else would have taken your place. and if you don't come to work, same thing. you're expendable either way. last time: come to work, or find a new job."

Well that's what a couple of Colberts interns called in to tell him on that funny day in december which turned out to be a nail in the gay marriage coffin rendering the cause impotent and show it has no following.

On that day the gay community tried once again to equate their goal with civil rights, this time with Latin Immigrants using the same tactics and slogans to do so. I thought gays were creative? Can't they come up with their own agenda?