Petition:Make Dr. Stephen Colbert America's Surgeon General

President-elect Barack Obama mistakenly announced Sanjay Gupta to be his Surgeon General designee. Obviously, he got CNN's TV doctor confused with Comedy Central's (much more handsome and telegenic) TV doctor, Maestro Doctor Professor Field Marshall The Reverend Stephen Colbert, Esquire (and he has more titles than Gupta has, too)

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