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=Australians Show Support For Dick Cheney=

NOTE: Banner not printed by the same folks who brought you the Mission Accomplished banner. --El Payo 09:14, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Please ignore the BRITISH flag in the corner of our flag... it's America we love. --Alethic Logic 16:44, 24 February 2007 (UTC)


 * Its not british its ozy.Tourskin 19:43, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Um... if I have to explain them to you, it's going to take all the fun out of it . --Alethic Logic 00:13, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

=Koreans Protest Wearing Masks= Koreans protest their government's decision to prevent the construction of a manufacturing plant.

iRobot becomes a reality, Will Smith runs for cover. --Careax 07:36, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

C3PO suspected leader of polygamous cult in Utah. --Alethic Logic 16:47, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

="Spiderman" Climbs Another Skyscraper=

Must... reach... Twinkie... --Aaronak 18:24, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Window-washer gets surprise blow-job by horny CEO. --Alethic Logic 19:10, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

=Irish Castle=

Here we have the last bastion of IRA terrorists, about to get the CRAP BLOWN OUT THEM!!Tourskin 19:42, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

=German Shepherd Policedog=

Comedianne DeGeneres to Host 2007 Oscars from inside a cage. --Careax 07:38, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Nazi dog surrendersTourskin 03:07, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

HUSHKA!!!!!!!!!!--Slanderson 03:48, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

=Comedianne DeGeneres to Host 2007 Oscars=

Ellen finally finds a man she can get intimate with. --Careax 07:40, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Ellen posing with latest in her collection of "theme" vibrators... --Alethic Logic 16:58, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Ellen: It looked better when Jon Stewart was doing this... RedManiac 14:31, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

=Rats Seen Running Through NYC Fast Food Restaurant=

Bear uprising uncoveredTourskin 05:49, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Fast food...--Alethic Logic 16:52, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

=The McNaught Comet=

Stephen Jr. saves earth from the deadly terrorist comet.

=President Bush Tours Ethanol Plant=

Novozymes North America President Thomas Nagy said “We are both humbled and proud that President Bush accepted our invitation to visit Novozymes to experience first-hand the work being carried out by our researchers to accelerate and support the traditional and burgeoning cellulosic ethanol markets.”

W. was really pissed to find out he was touring a stem cell research plant! --OHeL 12:37, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

So do I getta dissect a froggie...haha just kiddin'--GlennBecksATool 23:52, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

"Huh, this looks like hard work. Do the sleeves on this coat roll up?" --Esteban Colberto 01:35, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

President Bush prepares to eat a pretzel. --Esteban Colberto 01:35, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

=Giorgio Armani During Milan Fashion Week=

PVVVVT!! "Oh darn it, I shit my pants again".Tourskin 00:44, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

=A Sinkhole in Guatemala City=

"I told you not to bring in those consultants from Baghdad." --OHeL 12:14, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

"South America prepares depository for U.S. foreign aid dollars." --Alethic Logic 22:10, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

=A Man Climbs A Palm Tree=

Musician Prince unveils his newest guitar.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 00:03, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

Man devolves into monkey.Tourskin 00:45, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

=President, First Lady Honor Governors=

LAURA: "No, there's no facts in there George. All I see is some earwax, a bunny rabbit and light coming in through the other side."

=Fashions=

Stay the corset. --Alethic Logic 22:05, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

More boobs in Congress.

I ain't got pop-guns baby! Speaking of babies, where are they?Tourskin 00:46, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

Dairy industry lobbies Congress. --Alethic Logic 22:49, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

--OHeL 23:21, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

=Larsen B Ice Shelf Satellite Photos=

Aftermath of a successful attack on polar bear habitat.

Al Gore: "And so, these are the last four slides of my 846 slide presentation. Anyone want to see my pics from the family trip to Hilton Head?" --OHeL 23:44, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

=Philippines Flower Festival=

I'm Barack Obama, and I definitely did NOT approve this ad. --Alethic Logic 22:16, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

French wo-man surrenders to camermanTourskin 00:47, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

=James Cameron's New Movie= Director James Cameron promotes his newest film, a documentary that discusses the possible contents of these burial tombs from Biblical Times.



"What we can prove is that Jesus was very very short."

And as you can see, I have placed all of this man in a box, except his head.Tourskin 00:48, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

=President Awards Medal of Honor to Retired Army Helicopter Pilot=

"I'm a big fan of your work on F-Troop." --OHeL 23:32, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
 * That's friggin' PHENOMENAL! Well played OHel. --El Payo 23:50, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

=Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Attend Oscar Party=

The "Money Shot" --Alethic Logic 23:46, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Unfortunately, even with his 12-inch heels, Tiny Tom was still shorter than his 5-foot 8-inch wife. --Careax 07:50, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

=Martin Scorsese Finally Wins Oscar=

"Ellen, you can borrow this anytime. All I ask is for you to let me watch." --OHeL 23:25, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

"Shit, last year they gave one of these to Altman and look what happened to him."

"A disguised Dennis Hopper crashed last night's Oscar ceremony" --Alethic Logic 23:53, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

=Cheney Visits with Pakistan President=

"This guy has a big heart... and I want it." --OHeL 23:28, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

"My, what a succulent, juicy neck you have President Musharraf!" --Careax 07:52, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

=I Lewis "Scooter" Libby Leaves Courtroom with Lawyer=

"Hey big boy, ever had a conjugal visit?" --Careax 07:58, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

=A Pair of Ospreys At Their Nest=

=U.S. Air Force's HH 60G Pave Hawk Helicopter=

"Are you sure we have to push-start this thing?" --Alethic Logic 23:49, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

= Drew & Cameron =


 * Puff Puff Pass --Colberican 23:58, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Charlie's Angels - Fully throttled --Alethic Logic 00:03, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

"I'm serious! Tom Green's is only this big!" --OHeL 00:30, 27 February 2007 (UTC)