Airplane

Air Plane: first created by King Edmund Taft III(Great Grand-Father of our former President) in 1344 inChuckaluckalingopolis,modern day Tajikstan. It's use was to transport all the exta large clothing and bathtub pats (and the cranes that removed the president from the bathtub) to the palace because they were to big for the normal sized citezins to carry. The air plane was also used to transport the giant turds that clogged the toilet. Now one knows where those turds went...                 Use after the King:

King Taft did not last long. Why? Two Words: Heart attack. Another word to add: Mc.Donalds. Anyway the air plane was soon re-invented by some guys named Orville and Wilbur.