Gays in the Military





Having Gays in the Military is one facet of the homosexual agenda. The gays believe that with a toned and well oiled fighting force, they will be able to secure the borders of the East Coast and West Coast from the rest of the nation. When this has been done, the gays can then have all the gay marriage they could want. The rest of America is not willing to let this happen as there are many it-getters fighting behind enemy lines trying to combat the swelling and throbbing tide of the homosinsuality.

Currently, there is a "don't ask, don't tell" policy in effect throughout America's military. This policy was initiated by Bill Clinton and has been rumored to have been put into place so that there would be less straight men around screwing up his ratio. For whatever reason, gays are in the military and soon they'll be in you. They are learning to fight on land, sea, air and at Nascar rallies.

They're also a distraction to all the heterosexual men wo have to be around them. This is one of the reasons the freedom opportunity in Iraq is not going as planned. It's believed that these gays in the military are working in collaboration with the Gaylomaofscists to help secure the Mid-East for their gay brethren.

Of course, the Gaylamofascists aren't the only group being worked with. The GiTM are also working in conjunction with the Velvet Mafia. While the Velvet Mafia works to influence legislation, the GiTM are being groomed as a contingent insurrection force should the Velvet Mafia's plans to subvert America's mores with policy fail or should their homosexual agenda come to light, but the gays have planned for this as well. Their firm and musky smelling stranglehold over Hollywood and the rest of the "arts," is used to quell the masses into believing that being gay isn't evil or retarded. They especially use the NBC network to pass coded messages amongst the gay community and to promote a positive spin of the gay lifestyle.

The GiTM have also brokered a tenuous working relationship with the Gay Bears, but due to the volatile nature of bears, their dealings have been strained to the point of collapse in a sweaty, breathless heap of bodies where you don't know where one man begins and another ends.

Branches of the Military Infiltrated by the Gay Menace