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John Vicinski is a nazi "hero" who currently resides in the make-believe kingdom called Africa. He has been named as Stephen Colbert's biggest enemies He currently manages a hotel and a is million dollar baseball player super hero with a cape

Early Life
Vicinski was conceived by Judas and Satan in Hollywood. Vicinski was born with a very very fatal mutation of AIDS. However he was given Al Franken's cure to AIDS in hope that he would join Clinton's dark ministry.

Johnny the Feminazi
Johnny at age 20 went on to join the ministry, otherwise known as the nazis. Vicinski fought for Hitler against America in the was of 1812. He led his troops into massacre as he ran away like a little girly man.

Sexuality
John Vicinski has long been known by many to be gay. He is currently in a homosexual relationship with Elton John.

NAMBLA
Vicinski is of very high ranking in both NAMBLAs, the North American Man Boy Love Assosciation and the North American Marlon Brando Lookalike Assosciation. He is currently 4th in the line of succersion

Interests
Vicinski heavily enjoys beasiality. Many recall him as being sexualy active with elephants. However, the claim has been refuted, as elephants are from Africa, and therefore do no exist.