Kwanzaa

Kwanzaa is a silly psuedo-African, quasi-pagan holiday fabricated in the late 20th Century by a professor at California State University, Long Beach.

Kwanzaa is designed to seduce our black friend to become Kwanzaa shoppers and to purchase merchandise at a discount at after-Christmas sales. Because of this it is anti-American because it undermines our patriotic duty to shopping during Christmas at full retail price. It is also designed to undermine Christmas and is one of the weapons used in the War on Christmas.