John Kerry

John Kerry is a pinko commie-liberal. He was beaten by over 97% in a landslide during the 2004 Presidential election by George W. Bush. He also hates the military and thinks that they are all uneducated monkeys.



On The Colbert Report it was once said, "John Kerry Is The Worst Liberal Ever next to Hitler and Satan"

Favorite character from Star Wars is the Evil Emperor.

Fun Facts

 * Herman Munster, Tony Snow, Brit Hume and John Kerry masks are made from the same mold
 * Likes to wear inexpensive open-toed beach sandals
 * Hates Genghis Khan, and cannot even pronounce his name right...what a fairy
 * Wanted to be the first gay President, failed
 * His eyebrows have been put on backwards

Troop Hating Quotes

 * "I can't overstress the importance of a great education. Do you know where you end up if you don't study, if you aren't smart, if you're intellectually lazy? You end up stuck in a war in Iraq."

External Sources

 * Wikipedia's liberal description of Kerry