Poland

Poland (in funny polish language - Polska) is a small country in Russia. Or somwhere else, who cares? They drinks only vodka, like Russians. But they drink it with beer, not with another vodka. And they don't have any work. We think, that the capital of Poland is in Chicago.

History
Poland have very glorious history. They fight with everyone, exept American, of course. We know that they're not communists. And they don't likes muslems (they fight with them in Vienna (capital of Austria, funny thing) But, they are bloody catholics. So, we don't like them. But their Pope was very nice, isn't he?

Poland Trivia

 * Poland produces wine wich not contains grapes. They are better the French.
 * George W. Bush, President of the United States of America, is friend of Poland and Poland is part of the Coalition of the Willing, like Mongolia.
 * Poland is a myth. Or not. Who cares?