Oboe

The Oboe is a musical instrument which got it's name from the French word Hautbois. Haute translates into American as "Hands", and Bois into "Up".

Sound
The sound of an oboe is one of the most terrifying noises one can experience.

Who plays the Oboe?
The French and/or Homosexuals.

Special Section for Parents
Are you concerned that your son/daughter might be a victim of the Homosexual Agenda rampant in our public schools today? One of the most obvious signs that your son/daughter has caught a case of "the Gays" is if he/she chooses to play the oboe (this also applies for the French Horn).

If your son/daughter comes home with one of these ungodly machines of agony, immediately take it away. Explain to them that the oboe is French and as long as they live in this house they will not be blowing into anything gay. Tell your son/daughter that they should choose an intrument that has a proper gender role assigned to it(flutes for girls; trumpets for boys).