Cornholed

Cornholed
The advocates of cornholism, or cornholists, believe that someone is worthy of being cornholed or worthy of being called cornholed if he is beautiful, manly, gutteral and heroic in the enterprise of truth. Morevover, at present most cornholists believe that only Stephen Colbert can be called cornholy or be spoken of as being, having been or to be being cornholed. However other men such as Joseph Smith, Sean Hannity, Mitt Romney, Glenn Beck, Pat Robertson and even Rush Limbaugh can perhaps be said to be cornholy. Jesus, it is believed, was American and a cornholer but pre-cornholy seeing as conrholism was yet to inspire the cornhole of cornholes of men.