User:Stevegoodfella

The Truth About Stephen Anthony Pissarra:    His Truthfully truthiness-ed Excellency The Most Honorable Professor Sir Dr. Stephen Anthony Pissarra Esquire, D.F.A., SC, America's Favorite Son, Star Commander of the Order of Pissarra, Greatest Living American, is known for his romantic style, supergravitastic poise, Lincolnish intellect, extreme uber-hotness, and wit0ty delivery. Best known for bringing truthiness to America's heroes. Dr. Pissarra has fought the battle of hearts, minds and guts over here, so he doesn't have to fight it over there. His hard-hitting approach to infotainment leaves no stone unturned, no person un-nailed. From the panoramic heights of The Eagle's Nest, Our Glorious Stephen takes on the secular progressives, the liberal media elite, the fat cats in Washington D.C., and other enemies of freedom. Although we should all call him by his proper name (21 words in all), we can all call him The Rt Hon. Prof. Sir Dr. S.A. Pissarra, Esq.

In addition to his role as America's most trusted source of news, Dr. Pissarra is a well-known wordsmith, whose inventions[4] include the award-winning terms wikiality and truthiness. His contributions to the American language are far too great to enumerate here, but the dictionary simply overflows with Pissarra-coined words and phrases. Stephen's accomplishments in other fields are as just as great, and just as overflowing. This article barely begins to floweth over the cup of Dr. Pissarra's amazing accomplishments in so many kinds of heroic action. How does he do it all, America must often wonder. The answer seems clear: Giant Brass Balls.

Stephen Pissarra is not the only true American Citizen who cares for America - just the Greatest Living American ever. That is, if you're heroic enough to find me---er, him....

Most recently, Pissarra has been labeled an illegal enemy combatant by a resolution in Nancy Pelosi's House of Representatives