Write A Caption/Archive/81

=Protests Continue In Kenya=


 * Allegations of fraud and bribery abound in 3rd annual pinewood derby. thegulliver
 * So that's where they send the remaining Amtrak parts which aren't destroyed in train accidents! --Careax 07:19, 26 January 2008 (UTC)

=Dancer Balances Glasses Holding Candles Atop Her Nose=
 * What? I had to balance them until the Olympics? 88.191.57.15 23:30, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
 * The glass balancing contest became even more exciting after they replaced the champagne with sulfuric acid. --Careax 07:17, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
 * "Oh man, I really shouldn't have eaten that burrito for lunch..." --Not MC Esteban™ 02:18, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

=Paramilitary Soldiers March In Parade=


 * Don't we look fabulous? 18:25, 25 January 2008 (UTC)Grazon
 * Marching in the Gay Pride over the camera show right now is the Yellow section of the Rainbow color.--85.214.118.178 18:39, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
 * They represent the Lollipop Guild. --Careax 07:16, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
 * India's Labor Union Strutting Their Stuff Thegulliver 06:50, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

=Republican Candidates Debate In Florida=
 * Rudy Giuliani: you are the Weakest Link. Goodbye! --Careax 06:18, 27 January 2008 (UTC)
 * You Called It!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 03:26, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

=Las Vegas Hotel Catches Fire=
 * Look, the clients clearly state that they want to look at how we cook, so we put on a show. 195.71.90.10 02:00, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
 * "The last time this town was this black, Sammy was headlining here." --OHeL 03:31, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
 * I see my mom is cooking mexican food again. 20:39, 26 January 2008 (UTC)Grazon
 * That does it the marley family can no longer have reunion concerts in our casino! 21:51, 26 January 2008 (UTC)Grazon
 * Las vegas elects a new pope.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:24, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Vegas clergy gather in prayer for other "disasters." thegulliver

=Barack Hussein Obama Wins Democrat Primary In South Carolina=


 * Honey we're trying to look cool not corny. 21:23, 27 January 2008 (UTC)Grazon


 * Obama finally reveals she is not his wife, but rather his conjoined twin. --Careax 06:19, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

=A Fashion Show In France=
 * Lady, please stop swinging your hips. The black and white lines on your butt is making audience vomiting.--87.118.118.167 05:45, 30 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Can you lead Moses through the maze to the burning bush? --Careax 06:18, 30 January 2008 (UTC)
 * Tramp stamp anyone? 01:00, 1 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon

=A Landfill Outside Los Angeles=
 * Michael Moore reveals he finds his movie ideas and groceries at the same place. --Careax 06:27, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

=Iran's Supreme Leader Speaks To A Students Group=


 * There are no homosexuals in Iran!......yes I picked out the wallpaper in back of me...why do you ask? 21:23, 27 January 2008 (UTC)Grazon
 * "Woah dude... my hands are MASSIVE!" --Careax 06:14, 30 January 2008 (UTC)
 * And then Allah commanded all the flowers turn East...--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 03:28, 31 January 2008 (UTC)
 * I want you all to vote Democrat! Thegulliver 06:51, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

=People And Livestock Cross Ruptured Egypt-Gaza Border=


 * Walking under a scared cow.

Great idea. 21:45, 28 January 2008 (UTC)Grazon


 * The kids all got a nasty, bloody, milky shock when they finally smashed open the pinata. --Careax 06:13, 30 January 2008 (UTC)


 * Pentagon Takes Note of Egypt Exit Strategy Thegulliver 06:53, 31 January 2008 (UTC)