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=Undersea Volcano Erupts In South Pacific=


 * "Bali hai will call you....." --Atenea del Sol 00:42, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
 * The Fed buying $300 billion worth of their own treasury had long-reaching effects.... --Atenea del Sol 00:42, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
 * C'mon Marcie! You'd pay big bucks for this kind of treatment at the spa!
 * The return of five large banks to Baby Satan occasioned the neccessity to let off some steam. --Atenea del Sol 00:42, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
 * Exxon released an official statement that they were not offshore oil drilling there. Halliburton followed with a release confirming Exxon's report.--Pro-Lick 19:46, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
 * This is what I want my haircut to look like.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 08:24, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
 * Chinese bomb testing didn't go to well, did it? --DorkVader 16:26, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

=President Hussein Obama Visits "Garage Of The Future" In Southern California=


 * "I want that! Rommy, buy me one of those!" --DorkVader 16:27, 23 March 2009 (UTC)


 * "Hey, is that a Decepticon sigil up there?" - The Lake Effect 22:59, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

=Vegas' Longest Running Show To Close After 49 Years=

=President Hussein Obama Visits Hollywood=


 * Obama: "So then Putin says, 'I vill break you.' So naturally I strap on my gloves. The bell rings and-" Leno: "And we're back with Barack Hussein Obama!"

=Suspects Throw Cash On Freeway During Police Chase=


 * 'Sniff' 'Sniff' I smell money. --Grazon 21:51, 20 March 2009 (UTC)


 * "Ooh, a twenty. Never seen so much money in my life." --DorkVader 16:29, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

=President Hussein Obama Videotapes Message For Iranian People=

At what point do I break it to them that their country does have homos? --Grazon 03:08, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

=Former Leader Of The Iraq Coalition Provisional Authority L. Paul Bremer Begins New Career As Painter=


 * Although his paintings give the impression of a person who was sentenced to complete anger management classes as part of a plea bargain for some criminal offense, rest assured America, L. Paul Bremer has not been incarcerated.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:09, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

=The Governator Goes to Washington= California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger (C), Pennsylvania Gov. Edward Rendell (R) and New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg speak to the media after meeting with U.S. President Hussein Obama at the White House in Washington




 * "Rise up, my microphonic brothers! We will soon control the universe!  (I'll be back one day with a better catch phrase)"--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 09:49, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

=California Capitol Threatens To Close Homeless Encampment=


 * D'ya like dags? --Atenea del Sol 04:50, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
 * I like caravans more. --Grazon 18:33, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
 * We're goin' lerchin' --Atenea del Sol 21:09, 23 March 2009 (UTC)


 * You mean they haven't eaten it yet? --DorkVader 16:30, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

=England Invades Spain with Giant Robot Fish= ''The self-governing robot carp are about 5 feet long and are intended to monitor pollution in Spanish coastal waters. Based on fish intelligence surveys, the carp are allegedly considered to be sentient independent AIs.''



=Australians Release Penguins Back To The Wild=


 * Father O'Malley, stop grooming my feathers!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 09:37, 22 March 2009 (UTC)