Goon

Goon is an Australian invention. It was discovered when English convicts filled a cardboard box with wine and realised they had invented Goon. Goon is the cheapest of all wines and if built-in future health care costs are not included it is cheaper than air. Goon will remain in the human gut for no longer than 30 minutes. After this period has elapsed the Goon will make its presence known in one of several ways:
 * The Goon molecules will convert into pure foolishness waves and overcome the consumer
 * Droplets of Goon will burst through the consumer's brow whilst residual goon accumulates in the mind causeing anxiety and dishevellment.
 * Goonchuck