Burqa

Burqas are evil inventions of Hillary Clinton, who originally designed them in order to blind innocents to her freakishly large thighs, although Michael Moore has begun to wear them due to a petition signed by nearly 500,000 Americans. Islamic women have also begun to wear them, so as not to be judged on their bodies, unlike freedom-loving American women, who have the freedom to be harshly reviewed based on their appearance.