Real Americans



Real Americans are God-fearing, compassionate conservative Christians who love the Baby Jesus and America. They spend lots of time watching TV with their family, talking about how nice the things on the commercials are, and following the President's orders. To relax, they make babies and shop for cheap things at Wal-Mart.

Real Americans

 * Stephen Colbert
 * The American Family
 * Regular Americans
 * Barry Goldwater
 * George W. Bush
 * Ronald Reagan
 * Tom DeLay
 * George Washington
 * Hulk Hogan
 * Toby Keith
 * Jack Bauer
 * Chuck Norris
 * Ricky Bobby
 * Cal Naughton Jr.
 * Bill O'Reilly
 * Joe Arpaio
 * Rush Limbaugh
 * Fonzie
 * Gerald Ford
 * Sean Hannity
 * Walt Kowalski
 * Cal Ripken Jr.
 * Orly Taitz
 * Glenn Beck
 * This Lady on the Radio
 * The Oathkeepers
 * This Guy
 * Charles Johnson Charles Johnson is dead to us
 * This Lady

Lies About Real Americans
Liberals say Real Americans hate people based on a particularly unGodly trait:
 * Gays (even though we apparently have them in the House of Representatives),
 * Women (We don't hate them, they just can't be Real Americans because they lack a penis),
 * Blacks (we can't even see color),
 * Hispanics (well, thats true, unless they provide the Taco Bell)
 * Educashun (educashun is not people, but if someone is smarter than you, he is actually making fun of you!)

The Restoration of Real America from The Communist Regime

 * Many Real Americans are working to restore America's Past Glory, specially from 400 years ago, if successful America will rise again!


 * This Real American will save us from the communist mooslim regime!


 * This Real American is already doing his part! What about you??


 * These Veterans Soldiers are willing to go to prison to stop the communist threat

External Tubes

 * Biblical Basis For Conservative Righteousness!
 * Real American demands Independence from mooslim tyrant!
 * Real American saves the world!
 * Real American hero discovers truth about 9/11!!
 * The Real American Media and how it makes America safe
 * Real American calls for justice!
 * A Real American Woman
 * Real American arrested for exercising freedom of speech
 * Real Americans: The New Brave Heroes on an Age of Darkness
 * The Real American Manifesto
 * Many Real Americans sign in for "The Minuteman Project"
 * www.conservativesarealwaysright.com
 * Real American Family targeted for being American!
 * Real Americans are not Terrorists
 * Real Americans to crack down on public immorality
 * Republican Defends his right to free speech
 * Real Americans ready for battle
 * Real American women demand less sex
 * Real Americans afraid of feminazis
 * How to recognize a Real American woman
 * Kentucky ready to take America back!
 * Real American teacher to launch new wave of Real Americans to save America
 * Real Americans to spread the message to "Save America" by killing impeaching the mooslim leader
 * Real American lady to stop mooslim threat
 * Liburals to continued their Jihadist Plan to destroy America
 * Real Americans to give Obama new job once he is impeached