Nazi



Nazis are evil Germans. America beat them in World War II with the help of Indiana Jones. They were trying to kill the Jewish people and take over the world, but we stopped them cold single-handedly! The majority of nazis are also feminists and, according to Pat Robertson, homosexuals.

Members of the Nazi Party

 * Adolf Hitler
 * Josef Stalin
 * Ted Kennedy
 * Charles Darwin
 * Fredrich Nietzsche
 * Saddam Hussein
 * Osama bin Laden

Nazis in Popular Culture

 * Indiana Jones hates these guys.


 * Many television channels have a morbid fascination with Nazis, such as The History Channel and A&E


 * In every WWII video game, you have to kill at least 23,026 Nazis during the course of the game


 * NAZIS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!


 * Stephen Colbert once killed a Nazi and two communist BearSharks while enduring the onslaught of a whining Frenchman with only his hands-- and truth, but that's a given.

Nazi Traditions
Nazi traditions are, but not limited to:




 * Having pancake breakfasts on Friday
 * Marching in goose step to disco music with tight leather pants and cowboy hats
 * Raping innocent white girls during the third full moon of 1st week of October
 * Killing girls in gas chambers
 * Eating Stem Cells
 * Listening to Rush Limbaugh and tomb robbing the grave of Prescott Bush looking for his skull
 * Then Re-raping a girl because Nazis are necrophiliacs.
 * Then Denouncing America and eating 20 pounds of bratwurst and saying how fat americans are.
 * Tea-Partying with bears (mainly Kodiaks)

Nazi Trivia

 * The Nazi leader was Adolf Hitler, who had a dumb mustache. Geraldo has a much better one.
 * Henry Kissinger is not a Nazi
 * Terrorists and are also Nazis.
 * The Nazi Party was founded by Judas Iscariot in the year 33 C.E., but it was destroyed in 1944 by America. The glorious Fifty States (plus protectorates such as the District of Columbia, Puerto Rico, Guam, the U.S. Virgin Islands, and Cuba) were led to victory by the glorious forces of George Washington.
 * All Nazis can speak English, but only with thick German accents. No Nazi, however, can speak American.
 * Ted Kennedy is a nazi.
 * Bush Sent The Dixie Chicks to Nazi Rehabilitation.