Spy

Spies are the only true Americans left. They are truly not gay. Spies are used by the Greatest President Of All Time to keep an eye on dangerous terrorists such as Al Franken and the other trouble-making liberals. The Patriot Act was created for the soul purpose of giving spies the power to watch anyone they suspected of terrorism. The most watched organization is Americans For Gay Bears, which is obviously a Neo-Nazi gay liberal terrorist group.