United States of America

Founded by Thomas Jefferson and Jesus Christ in the early 12th century B.C., the United States has a long and convoluted history that involves, but is not limited to:


 * UFO cover-ups
 * Secret zombie armies
 * Billion dollar research grants to help old men get boners
 * Fighting throug for freedom throughout the Galactic Empire

The War of Independence
(see main article United States Independence Day for more information)

The United States was officially founded on July 4th some time many years ago after a long and arduous struggle against the forces of Scientology and their hoard of Nazi-controlled Dino-mechs. The bloodiest day of the war was January 8th, 1972 when over 600 billion brave young men and puppies gave thier lives to stem the flow of Nazi Dino-mechs.

Noted Heroes of the War of Indepence and All That it Stands for

 * G. W. Bush (not to be confused with Dubya)
 * Moses
 * Kaare Bluitgen
 * Robert Redford
 * Chuck Norris
 * C3PO

Porn-Motivated Technology from the United States

 * Camcorders
 * VHS tapes and Home Video Player/Recorders
 * Digital video
 * straming on-line video
 * the NSA
 * satellite surveillence
 * T3H INT3RW3BZ, LOL!
 * Fried foods

Non-Porn-Motivated Technilogy from the United States

 * Mbased on Broadway plays/musicals or foreign movies or TV shows
 * Fake moon landings
 * Talk radio