Zod

Zod is a general and former Commander of the Armed Forces for the now non-existent Planet of Krypton. He is currently considering running for the position of President/ Total Ruler of the United States of America. Essentially, what Dick Cheney is doing right now, minus the heart attacks.

He has a serious problem with Superman. Rumors persist the conflict stems from a disagreement over royalties from the auto-biographical film "Superman II."

Dr. Stephen Colbert, DFA, announced on the June 26, 2007 episode of The Colbert Report that he will not kneel before Zod. If you didn't hear him correctly, he chooses to kneel before "God."

Door to the Phantom Zone

 * Zod, or Colbert?