Darrell Issa

Darrell was elected to Congress by most of the voters in the 49th, The Fightin' 49th district of the state of Cauliflower.

But he is most famous for being the congressman who best represents his constituents' needs. For example, in 2003, his constituents insisted he spend his own money to recall the then-governor of Cauliflower Gray Davis because he was simply too bland.

Due to Mr. Issa's strict adherance to his constituents' desires, Arnold Schwarzenegger had to replace Mr. Davis as governor.

And now, Americans can rationally debate whether a foreign-born, naturalized American citizen who still holds citizenship in his native contry can be president.

Thank you, Mr. Issa!