Ralph Nader

The Gail Parker of the filthy, filthy liberals.

Gained fame for writing a book against the Corvair, a car manufactured by Chevy that required their owners to read the owners' manual. Which no one did, so the car caused many fatal accidents all across America.

As a result, Ralph sued everyone, until solmeone said "uncle." Which few did, but everyone remembered him as a champion for Republican causes like "small government" and "personal responsibility".

Fun Facts
Stephen likes Ralph because he splits the liberal vote, unlike Gail parker who split the Republican vote