North American Man-Bear Love Association/Featured

Introduction
A unholy organization that mimics NAMBLA, the North American Man-Boy Love Association. It is based on the assumption that gay men can have sex with Bears and get away with it. This often results in Gay Bears. Fortunately, Senator Ted Stevens has started a campaign to rid the America's Planet of it.

History
In the early twenty-first century, there was concern that men were no longer learning patriotism and individualism. Mark Foley and the Colbear took advantage of this and started NAMBLA. In 2005, Mark Foley was visiting London, England where he learned of the Gay Bear movement. Upon his return to the US, Foley had too much to drink, and met the Colbear. In a drunken stupor, Foley got a hotel room with the Colbear, and they incorporated NAMBLA the next morning.

Ideals
Motto - "Why not?" Oath - "On my honor, I will do my best to harm God and my country; to obey the NAMBLA law; to help bears at all times; to keep myself physically strong, mentally awake, and morally crooked. Outdoor Code - As a liberal, I will do my best to be dirty in my outdoor manners, be reckless with fire, be inconsiderate in the outdoors, and be destruction-minded. NAMBLA sign - The upper arm is held horizontally out to the right side, and the forearm is held vertically. The palm of the hand faces forward, with the middle finger extended upward. NAMBLA salute - The right arm is extended out at a forty-five degree angle, with all fingers pointed outward, like certain other organizations.

Organization
NAMBLA is divided into four regions (Hollywood, Central, Hollywood (Florida), and Northeast). Each region is subdivided into areas, about six per region. These are then divided into local councils, NAMBLA's main administrative districts (as of 2006, a total of 304).
 * Mark Foley - President
 * Mark Foley and The Colbear - Cofounders