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=Actor Sylvester Stallone=

New Rocking Chair Methuselah film to "hit" theaters soon. --Alethic Logic 17:01, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Too old to rock, too young to die. --Alethic Logic 17:07, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

"It ain't over 'till it's-" *Sylvester collapes* RedManiac 21:39, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Announcer voice: Rocky Balboa, this time, the gloves come off and the teeth come out. --Alethic Logic 01:57, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

Illegal imigrant fights of deportation officers, whilst trying to imposter RamboTourskin 06:26, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

=New Orleans Mardi Gras, 2007=

Gays infiltrate neo-Nazi rally in New Orleans. --Alethic Logic 17:02, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

This guy really wants to see your tits. --El Payo 02:39, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

"The levee water will have to be this high before I stop the party, girlfriend!" --OHeL 02:45, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

"Ooooh...Hey Hitler boys!"Tourskin 06:27, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

SMELL MY ARMPITS HEIL HITLER!Tourskin 06:27, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

=Mexican Troops March During Army Day=

Sneak peek at American teenager's spring fashions. --Alethic Logic 14:58, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

Arab rioting in France forces French Frog ChIRAQ to call out troops.Tourskin 06:49, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

=The 2007 Renault 4L Rally Between France and Africa=

Ali's towing, at your service. --Alethic Logic 15:00, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

They need good old American technology.Tourskin 01:07, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

=New Orleans Mardi Gras, 2007 Picture #2=

Statue of Liberty sits down for a well-deserved rest. --Alethic Logic 14:56, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

=University of Illinois Retires Mascot=

Barbara Eden dons new costume for remake of I Dream of Jeanie sitcom. --Alethic Logic 19:15, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

=Backup Quarterback Auditions for Loneliest Repairman= Jim Sorgi, the backup quarterback for Peyton Manning of the Indianapolis Colts during his audition to play the "Maytag Repairman".



=Runners in Sahara Desert Marathon=

A typical liberal mirage. Tourskin 01:09, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

=A Beijing Bridge Covered in Fog=

The Eye of Sauron sees all.

=The Sapporo Snow Festival in Sapporo, Japan=

Global Warming protest rally. --Alethic Logic 19:18, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

A cold New Year's Eve in Times Square. --Aaronak 18:22, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

=Madrid's Royal Andalusian School of Equestrian Art=

Man lifts horse. So what, can't you see that!Tourskin 05:08, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Typical horse reaction after seeing Harry Potter naked. --El Payo 06:23, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Pentagon unveils new vertical take-off P-51 Mustang. --Alethic Logic 19:22, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

=Australians Show Support For Dick Cheney=

NOTE: Banner not printed by the same folks who brought you the Mission Accomplished banner. --El Payo 09:14, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Please ignore the BRITISH flag in the corner of our flag... it's America we love. --Alethic Logic 16:44, 24 February 2007 (UTC)


 * Its not british its ozy.Tourskin 19:43, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
 * Um... if I have to explain them to you, it's going to take all the fun out of it . --Alethic Logic 00:13, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

=Koreans Protest Wearing Masks= Koreans protest their government's decision to prevent the construction of a manufacturing plant.

iRobot becomes a reality, Will Smith runs for cover. --Careax 07:36, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

C3PO suspected leader of polygamous cult in Utah. --Alethic Logic 16:47, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

="Spiderman" Climbs Another Skyscraper=

Must... reach... Twinkie... --Aaronak 18:24, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Window-washer gets surprise blow-job by horny CEO. --Alethic Logic 19:10, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

=Irish Castle=

Here we have the last bastion of IRA terrorists, about to get the CRAP BLOWN OUT THEM!!Tourskin 19:42, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

=German Shepherd Policedog=

Comedianne DeGeneres to Host 2007 Oscars from inside a cage. --Careax 07:38, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Nazi dog surrendersTourskin 03:07, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

HUSHKA!!!!!!!!!!--Slanderson 03:48, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

=Comedianne DeGeneres to Host 2007 Oscars=

Ellen finally finds a man she can get intimate with. --Careax 07:40, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Ellen posing with latest in her collection of "theme" vibrators... --Alethic Logic 16:58, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

=Rats Seen Running Through NYC Fast Food Restaurant=

Bear uprising uncoveredTourskin 05:49, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Fast food...--Alethic Logic 16:52, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

=The McNaught Comet=

=President Bush Tours Ethanol Plant=

=Giorgio Armani During Milan Fashion Week=

=A Sinkhole in Guatemala City=

"I told you not to bring in those consultants from Baghdad." --OHeL 12:14, 25 February 2007 (UTC)