Michael Chertoff

Michael Chertoff

Michael Chertoff (born in first century judiah) is the Greatest Homeland Security Secretary Ever. He makes sure americans are secure and the Homeland is safe from communists, terrorists, nazis, islamofacists and hurricanes. Michael is praised by Greatest President Ever, George W. Bush often as being the greatest Homeland Security Secretary Ever. Michael loves America and Americans and proves it by being the best person in charge when it comes to natural disasters such as Hurricanes (see:Hurricane Katrina). Michael is a member of God's party, The Republican Party and is a jew for jesus.

Michael Chertoff Factoids

 * Michael Loves America and Americans


 * Michael really hates Greatest President Ever, George W. Bush but thanks him for the promotion, he says to himself, "What a Sucker"


 * Michael used to be a Judge but wanted to be incharge of the "Homeland"