Playboy

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Playboy: Papa Bears Mag of Choice

Good Old American Fun
Playboy is one of the corner stones of American Society. There is nothing wrong with basking in the glow of a woman who cut into herself to increase her appeal to men. There is no shame in viewing a womans baby hole. Colbert aproves, as does Papa Bear, as long as you do not touch your no-no stick. That makes Baby Jesus weep tears of blood.