Obi-Wan Kenobi

Obi-Wan Kenobi was a shining knight of truthiness who lived in a Galaxy far, far away. He defeated the wretched Communist Darth Vader and saved the Galaxy, but was destroyed by bears who lived in the area.

Early Life
As a baby, Obi-Wan was a close personal friend of both Stephen Colbert and the Baby Jesus, learning everything from them.

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