Stereotypes

Stereotypes are the only way to gage Truthiness. So-called objective facts are lies propagated by LIE trying to confuse us. Non-Caucasians and even Caucasian immigrants do not have American DNA and can be judged based on superficialities God and George Bush created for them so all real Americans (WASPs & WASCs) can righteously pick them out of a crowd and generalize their feelings and motivations.

Unfortunately, the Devil is a crafty one, once the secret of stereotyping was revealed Satanists and Liberals had to recruit NORMAL LOOKING WHITE PEOPLE to spread their subversive leftist propaganda. Now the only safe course of action is to be TOTALLY PARANOID of EVERYONE!! Don’t assume the car with the Jesus fish WWJD sticker and yellow ribbon belongs to one of us! If you suspect someone isn’t a true follower of Baby Jesus spy on them! Do they have sex other than for procreation? What positions do they employ? Do they seem to even remotely enjoy the act? Make sure you keep constant surveillance and report all deviations to the Moral Majority.