Firefox

Overview
Firefox is the web browser created by Mozilla in order to combat the satanic Microsoft Internet Explorer. The project is open-source, which means that every geek, bum, or teenager with too much time on his hands can get a piece of the programming action.

Things Firefox is that Internet Explorer is Not

 * Completely free
 * Developed by people that care about the Internet
 * Recommended by the Department of Homeland Security

Things IE is that Firefox is Not

 * Leeching off your computer
 * Attached at the hip with Microsoft Windows
 * Dangerous to open and use