The America Conventions

The America Conventions are a response to the US military's decision to follow The Geneva Conventions.

How are we supposed to fight a war with rules set up in a country that never fights? The Genvea Conventions are, in the words of Attorney General Alberto Gonzelez, "quaint."

The America Conventions

 * Comply with The Geneva Conventions, but on American terms
 * Use the Sumerian, Roman and Aztec law codes to interpret what 'civilized' means
 * Alien civilization makes anal probing OK
 * To avoid 'outrages on human dignity,' we won't put detainees on Fear Factor