Cher



Cher has been a Pop Music Icon since the 1960's when she was statutorily raped by her late ex-husband and Pedophile Svengali Mentor, Sonny Bono. Cher is the reigning Diva of Las Vegas and the Patron Saint of Drag Queens, Sluts and Whores.

Fun Cher Facts

 * Listening to her music will make you Gay.
 * Playing it backwards will make you Straight.
 * Has bumped clams with Charlie's Angel, Jaqueline Smith.
 * And Madonna
 * Was the inspiration for Gore Vidal's "Myra Breckenridge."
 * Is a Dominatrix.
 * Is adored and emulated world wide by Homosexuals.
 * Eclipes Madonna as the most Promiscuous woman in the Universe.
 * In an attempt to explain her huge nose, purported to being a Native American, who are Real Americans and cool. in Truthiness, she is Armenian, who are all dirty, smelly and criminal Unamericans.