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=Jamaica's Usain Bolt Sets New World Record, Men's 100m: 9.69=

=The Greatest Secretary of State Ever Joins The Greatest President Ever In Crawford=
 * Gosh George I'm not sure if moma will let a Honkey take me to the prom. --Grazon 21:16, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
 * You've been very bad, Condi. If these reporters weren't here I'd hit you with a rolled up newspaper.  Bad Secretary of State!--Mr SmokesTooMuch 16:39, 23 August 2008 (UTC)

=Brazilian Troops Charged In Murders=
 * Brazilian girl prepares to enter the new running program, based on the Jamaican juggernaut's Olympic training methods--Mr SmokesTooMuch 16:36, 23 August 2008 (UTC)

=Jamaican Women Sweep Olympic 100m=

--Grazon 02:42, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
 * More escapee's from Quagmire's basement.


 * That's funny, where are all the white women?

=Jamaica's Shelly-Ann Fraser Wins Gold In Women's 100m=

--Grazon 02:42, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
 * She sure looks happy to be free of WatchT errrr Quagmire.

=The Greatest Maverick Ever Consents To A Religious Forum = Also pictured: Pastor Rick Warren and Barack Hussein Obama




 * Hey kids who wants to see a political puppet show!? --Grazon 17:49, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
 * Jesus and I love you, my friends! And you! And you, you scamp!--Mr SmokesTooMuch 16:34, 23 August 2008 (UTC)

=Two Bigfoot Researchers Hold Press Conference=


 * Cletus how long you think we can keep this up? --Grazon 02:42, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
 * I think we're at 14:58 of our 15 minutes of fame, Billy Bob!--Mr SmokesTooMuch 16:33, 23 August 2008 (UTC)

=Sports Illustrated Puts Olympic Swimmer On Cover=


 * Will someone please put some pants on this guy? --Grazon 02:42, 22 August 2008 (UTC)


 * Try swimming now! --Sneakers 08:44, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

=Jamaica's Usain Bolt Sets New World Record, Men's 200m: 19.30=


 * What is it with the Olympians competing without pants!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 16:43, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
 * Faster than a speeding bullet, I am the Superhero, Flamboyant Man!--Mr SmokesTooMuch 00:22, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

=The Mississippi Gulf Coast Gets A Visit From The Greatest President Ever=
 * There aren't any horsey's here are there? --Grazon 21:21, 22 August 2008 (UTC)
 * Did I take care of your nigra problem?--Mr SmokesTooMuch 16:28, 23 August 2008 (UTC)

=Baghdad, Iraq Gets A Surprise Visit From The Greatest Secretary Of State Ever=
 * "I had hoped to go to New Orleans with my husb...President Bush, but he insisted now was the time for us to talk"--Mr SmokesTooMuch 16:30, 23 August 2008 (UTC)

=Jamaican Sprinters Break Another World Record= This time it's the Men's 4 x 100 meter relay with a time of 37.10 seconds.




 * Steriods...it's a hell of a drug. --Sneakers 08:43, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

=Barack Hussein Obama Chooses Delaware Senator As Running Mate=
 * Levels of previous floods of bullshit can still be seen on the columns behind the candidates.--Mr SmokesTooMuch 00:20, 24 August 2008 (UTC)
 * "You always want to stand upwind of my husband since he got the butt hair implanted on his head"--Mr SmokesTooMuch 00:25, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

=Scientists Discover Predator Native To Pacific Ocean In Caribbean=


 * So, we're supposed to be afraid of this thing, right? --Sneakers 08:42, 24 August 2008 (UTC)