Power thirst

HEY! DO U WANNA FEEL SO ENERGETIC!?!?! TRY POWERTHISRT, ENERGY DRINKS FOR PEOPLE WHO NEED '''GRATUATIS AMMOUNTS OF ENERGY!!! WITH ALL NEW FLAVORS LIKE SHOCKLATE!! CHOCKOLATE ENERGY!! ITS LIKE ADDING CHOCKOLATE TO AN ELECTRICAL STOORRM!! SOUND THE ALARM!! UR GONNA FEEL UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC!! WHATS THAT!?! U WANT STAWBERRY!?!?!? WELL HOWABOUT RAWBERRY!! MADE WITH LIGHNING REAL LIGHTNING SPORTS!! AHHH!! YOULL BE GOOD AT THEM, ITS AN ENERGY DRINK FOR MEN MENERGY!!! THESE ARNT UR DADS PUNS, THESE ARE ENERGY PUNS TURBOPUNSSS!! SCIENCE ENERGY SCIENCE ENERGY ELECTROLIGHTS TURBOLIGHTS POWERLIGHTS MORE LIGHTS THAN UR BODY HAS ROOM FOOORR!!!

UL GO SO FAST MOTHER NATURE WILL BE LIKE SLOOOOWW DOOOWWN AND ULL BE LIKE FUCK U AND KICK HERE IN THE FACE WITH UR ENERGYLEGS!!

UL HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY  ENERGY AHHH!! UL BE JUST RUNNING ALL THE TIME!!!

POWER RUNNING POWER LIFTING POWER SLEEPING POWER DATING POWER EATING POWER LAUGHING

POWER SPAWNIGN BABIES!!

SO MANY BABIES

400 BABIES!!!

GIVE SHOCKLATE TO YOUR BABIES AND THELL BE GOOD AT SPORTS!! MAKING YOUR BABIES RUN ABNORMALLY FAST THELL RUN AS FAST AS KENYANS PEOPLE WILL WATCH THEM THINKING THIER KENYANS THIELL RACE AS FAST AS KENYANS AGAINST ACTUAL KENYANS AND IT'L BE A TIE AND THEILL GET DEPORTED BACK TO KENYAA!! HEY GO WITH THE SURE THING DONT GAMBLE ON YOUR ENERGY

SNAKE EYES!!!

TRY POWERTHIRST THE ENERGY DRINK THAT WILL MAKE YOU '''AHH! SPORTS AHH!!'''

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