User:Kasmirpwns1337

Kasmirpwns1337 is so 1337 that he could pwn you in mud-wrestling. Strait mud-wrestling, not queer mud wrestling if you know what I mean (kasmirpwns1337 doesn't like to touch other men, let alone mud wrestle with them omg).

Kasmirpwns1337 is an upcoming neo-conservative jew-journalist who likes to report on Jewish rock starts and former TV judges, such as the honorable Judge fukins.

Kasmirpwns1337 watches the Colbert Report "a couple times a week. Hey, it might not be as good as Oprah but it sure beats that really crappy show on Comdedy Central...whatchamacallit...the Daily Show!"