Colbert Nation/Simian Order

The Simian Order is a union representing truth, justice and comedy for the Colbert Nation.

Members
The Simian Order are famous for crushing the life out of the Forum Muj. Their members include:



Aristotle, President

 * A rocket scientist/Brain Surgeon who spends weekends doing charity for underpriveledged message boards.". Aristotle is most famous for lines such as:
 * "what you should be thinking about is this: what is Aristotle going to make you do next"
 * "so you are so embaressed that you went and joined the army?"
 * "Evel Kneviel is the real life Wiley Coyote"



Allen, President and Sargeant of Arms

 * A decrepit, homosexual failure who proclaims to be an artist that uses MSpaint, and a rocket scientist that doesn't know the difference between a rocket and a jet engine. Telling this geezer you dont care how he made his avatar results in a month long man-period all members must deal with. This troll tries to insult people for their lack of culture, yet admits to covering his yard with more Christmas lights than even the most zealous white-trash.



YodaQuixote, President

 * A troll with pronounced chemical imbalances that is world renowned for making himself look stupid. Don't mention vaporizers, lonewolves, IP hacks or any other of his co-trolls, as he will send his fingers a-flutter on his keyboard headfirst into maniacal ramblings usually resulting in further self "dumbassification". This troll has an unhealthy obsession with another user group, and 1/3 of his posts are comments regarding it in random thread completely unrelated.



Cash Money Ape

 * An agent working for a member banned for trying to sue the colbertnation website for "deafamation" (lol, pun). This member proclaimed to own such things as multiple cars, houses, properties, and other items in an attempt to also make himself seem wealthy.



The Bonobo

 * A known pedophile.