Troops

American soldiers bring freedom to oppressed countries. Upon their arrival, they were showered with candy and flowers by the natives of Vietnam in 1965, and then in Iraq in 2003, where the overwhelming amount of candy and flowers resulted in crushing over 2,000 soldiers to death.

In the United States, women consider solders in uniforms the most desirable sex symbol. Becoming a soldier is among the top three career choices held by American school children, although only the brightest and most priviledged young men and women are accepted by the armed forces.

By serving in the armed forces, American soldiers acquire expert skills, such as computer science, to become leaders in their civilian careers. After retirement, soldiers receive life-long medical care from Veteran Affairs.

Criticising the President of the United States must be considered an act against the troops, which is treason defined by the Constitution of the United States.

In 2003, the "Support Our Troops" bumper sticker became a requirement on all motor vehicles. Vehicles without such stickers are supporters of terrorism and Saddam Hussein.