Chastity Bono

Chastity Chaz Bono, is the lesbian daughter heterosexual son of music legends Liberal Elitist Sonny Bono and Drag queen Cher.

A devout Lesbian for over twenty years, Chastity Chaz has come out (again) and stated, "...I want a Penis..." This initial statement prompted Pat Buchanan to joyfully comment, "See, I told you there was a Gay/Cure!

Then the other shoe high heel boot dropped. She wants HER OWN penis, surgically attached.

Years of clam bumping have caused a case of terminal Penis Envy. She has announced in a news conference she wants is compelled to become a man Manly Transsexual. Making her a true Lesbian For Dick.

This family is the zenith of Randomness and is completely FUBAR. They must be the descendants of Bears.


 * Note from the Editor: I'm going to go hurl now... Some else please finish this article.