Al Franken

Al Franken is the alter ego created by famed self-help guru Stuart Smalley. Smalley, a known French-born communist, came up with the uber-liberal Franken character as a way of venting his frustration with all things good and American.

Smalley has used the Franken character to limited success as an on-air host of the leftist Air America radio program "The O'Franken Factor." Many Americans have fallen asleep at the wheel and crashed while listening to Franken. They have horribly perished in burning wreckage. It is through this and similar means that Smalley hopes to reduce the number of Americans, making the United States ripe for takeover by France. Of course, this plan hinges on the unlikely circumstance that the French will ever be motivated to take over more than a pack of cigarettes, a bottle of wine, a plate of cheese and your girlfriend.

Franken Trivia

 * Al Franken has penned books taking on Fox News, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh and other icons of American greatness. In other words, he's a jerk.


 * Al Franken thinks he is funny. No one else does. Not even liberals.


 * Al Franken loves bears.