Muammar Ghadaffi



Muammar "I likes them rough" Ghadaffi is one tricky dude. Especially his name. There are an estimated 4000 ways to spell it. Some are Muamar Queerdaffy (it can be spelled with q's to), Mahmoud Ahmegadaffinejad, Moomar Gaydaffi, Yourmomma Ghaffytaffy, Mooammar Ghadaffyduck, etc. Anyhow, for a guy who didn't care much for Ronald Reagan, he's somehow found a way to be America's friend. Perhaps missing The Gipper has softened him? Mission Accomplished, Mr. Reagan. Mission Accomplished.

We don't know too much about this so-called Libyan strongman, I mean, have you ever seen him lift a truck with his bare hands? Of course not. What an odd thing to call him. He can however be credited with inspiring Dr. Stephen Colbert to form his own elite guard of sexily deadly female bodyguards. I mean, damn. I wouldn't mind getting a fisted massage from one of those soft and silky killing machines.

Speaking for Mooslims everywhere, Ghadaffi has confirmed that Obama is a muslim.

Libya's Secret Weapon: Ghadaffi's rambling


The reason that Libya stopped researching a nucular weapon is because they discovered they had the most deadliest weapon all this time, Ghadaffi himself! Just give the man a podium [http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_political/4188964.html and he could drive you insane... literally!]

America's Counter Weapon: Bushism
No one can out-due Bush or his Bushisms, no one..., Ghadaffi you had been warned...

2011: The Freedom Flu
After the collapse of Tunisia and Egypt, it was only a matter of time before Libya would get infected with the freedom-virus., Libya is such a slut. As it was predicted by the Greatest President Ever, democracy is spreading in the middle-east! The Lesbyns infected with the freedom-flu have decided that they are tired of being ruled by a fat Keith Richards impersonator. But Ghadaffi is protected by an army of hot lesbianic amazons (and 3 blond Ukrenian nurses) and they have pledge to protect his life in exchange of securing future lesbian orgies.

Ghadaffi promised to fight to the last man and the Protesters gave him what he wanted.