Valued Voter

Valued Voter (demographic)
 * 1) the portion of the populace which has the most sway in an election campaign

What White Men Want
This "word" was presented by former North Carolina Senator, John Edwards
 * his values: Universal Haircare
 * would like a jet ski
 * doesn't care which kind
 * will need a second one
 * father should get a jet ski, too
 * will only support the candidate who promises to make him a spy
 * wants high tech gadgets
 * one mission a month, some place awesome
 * Prague
 * moonbase
 * any place to have a jet ski chase
 * wants his face on money
 * secret service for his dogs
 * three new holidays