Serial Killer

Serial killers are membes of the blame America first crowd who take out their rage by killing three or more people in three or more separate events, over a period of time. Serial killers never learn to trust their guts,, and therefore, develop a love for flesh. Serial Killers are most surely grown-up Latchkey Kids.

Famous Serial Killers



 * BOB, of Twin Peaks, Washington, is still at large. Bob is partial to walks on the beach, Bears, placing victims in plastic wrap, and appearing unannounced in nightmares. Cheese is Bob's cryptonite.

Trivia

 * The Quaker Oats Guy is not a Serial killer. In fact, he loves cereal.