Marilyn Manson

Marilyn Manson is a satanic liberal (they're based in La-La Land) rock band headed by a frontman/frontwoman of the same name. He/she is the illegitimate son/daughter of hollywood slut Marilyn Monroe and serial killer Charles Manson after meeting at a hippie "groove-in, tune out" party hosted by The Beatles.

Why He's Just So Frickin' Weird
He/she has confessed numerous times, such as in his album Portrait of An Incestuous American Family and autobiography, of his/her heavy obsession with that wierdo Hollywood-Liberal propaganda tool Willy Wonka (also the reason why archnemesis Sen Joe Lieberman is a "Democrat") and Menier chocolates. This, he says, allied with haphazard teenage dabblings with the magicks of Satan and watching countless hours of his grandfather's gay porno vidoes, has been the root cause to his superhuman anthropomorphic transformation into an America-hating transexual gay/lesbian man/woman!

Scientific Significance
Marilyn Manson, the person, is also of a tremendous scientific significance for two reasons.Firstly, he/she is the first recorded historical case of a person being thus born a man and then later turning into an actual woman in later life. And second, he was also the first person in recorded history known to have had his ribs removed so that he could perform autofellatio.

Anti-Christ
Like Al Gore, Marilyn Manson is also deeply connected with the Anti-Christ prophecy.

Here is the truthiness : Jesus is for life, Marilyn Manson is against it. Jesus doesn't have horns and opposable thumbs, Marilyn Manson does.

LPs

 * Portrait of an American Family (1994)
 * Antichrist Superstar (1996)
 * Mechanical Animals (1998)
 * Holy Wood (2000)
 * Golden Age of Grotesque (2003)

Songs

 * My Beautiful Paycheck
 * Sweet Dreams (are made of this)
 * Tainted Love
 * Personal G-bus
 * Dope Show
 * Bristol Palin's Heart-Shaped Glasses

Books on Tape

 * The Long Hard Road Out of Hell
 * How to Eat the Baby Jesus WHILE ALIVE! Mwhahahaa! (co-written with Martha Stewart.)
 * Make-Up tips by Marilyn Manson, or the goth guide to choking your mom and dad with an fucking eyeshadow pencil! (co-written with RuPaul.)
 * Bedtime Stories for Kids (co written with Pat Robertson.)
 * I'm Gonna Get Your Teenage Daughter Pregnant and Eat Her Baby (co written with Bristol Palin and Trig, the Sea Monkey baby; special voiceover contributions by Sarah Palin.)