Ex-Gay

Ex-gay is a transitive property. It is important to keep in mind that "ex-gay" is not exactly equivalent to "heterosexual" in its transitive relationship with "gayness. Here's how it works:


 * 1) heterosexuals are the opposite to gay, and are the natural, best, most American of all the -sexualities.  God and the Baby Jesus, as well as 92% of the archangels and seraphic hosts prefer heterosexuals to all other human beings.


 * 1)  ex-gay is the dialectical antithesis to gay''', in that ex-gay can only exist in contradistinction to, and emerging from, gay.  Ex-gay is the way gay overcomes itself to bring the formerly sinful, godless liberal back into the American, Godly, Republican, conservative fold.


 * 1) ex-ex-ex gay or 'I already told you, I'm gay', really is gay. Ex-ex-gay makes the Baby Jesus cry, because ex-ex-gay doesn't want to be forcibly converted to a religion that denies his existence.  What's wrong with that?