The Mayflower Hotel

Where First Lady, Laura Bush prefers to take periodic breaks from the rigors of White House hustle and bustle. Some armchair blogosphere conspiracy theorists would have you think that The First Lady left The White House, taking up permanent residence in the Hotel, due to an ongoing affair between Secratary of State Condoleeza Rice and our all knowing, omnipresent and Greatest President, Capitol W. But these are only the latest batch of viscious rumors circulating in small circles of Hate America Firsters, who are ready to pounce our Greatest President for any reason at all. These dim witted conspirists should take up permenent residence in Gitmo!