Parents' Television Council


 * We watch television porn, so you won't have to!
 * Parents' Television Council motto

The Parents' Television Council (PTC) protects America's most vulnerable snowflakes through the surgical application of traditional American values such as:
 * self-righteous indignation
 * contextual blindness
 * volume

These values are made to pressure on Hollywood producers to clean up the filth they spew onto corporate America's airwaves.