Frenchman

A Frenchman can easily be spotted near the Effel Tower wearing a berat, striped shirt with a red scarve, and capri pants and always smoking a cigarette. They usually drink only wine and eat only bread. In fact, grocery stores in France only sell bread and wine. Invented the french fry (origonally made from bread), but the name has now been changed to freedom fry because the French are cowards. They love talking about themselves and how their views are better than anyone elses. They like to kiss with only their tongues, and kiss often in the streets. The women do not shave the armpits. Their laugh sounds like a honking noise. French whores are the only ones that smell good.