United Socialist States of America

Similar to a World without Stephen, The United Socialist States of America (or USSA) is a nightmarish dystopian future in which the former United States of America has turned into a communist nation ruled with an iron hand by Comrade Chairman Barack Hussein Obama.

The Rise of a Socialist State
''Warning! The fallowing section contains a series of current and fictional future events that may be disturbing to some readers. Reader discretion is advised.''

2007-08
Before Comrade Barack Obama transformed our once noble country into a Socialist State, he had to make himself known without showing his true self. In these early days—when something could have been done about it—heroes such as Sean Hannity and Michelle Malkin saw through his visage and warned us this would happen to our nation if we elected him.

But even those heroes underestimated this seemingly "dark" horse candidate. Through the use of the internets, and his almost magical ability to actually listen to what people had to say, he easily entranced millions of supporters to give all of their life savings to his presidential campaign. His grip on his sheeple was so great that they would gladly and willingly physically attack "Counterrevolutionaries" in the name of their leader.

2008 Presidential Election
This delirious fever of Obama support continued to build through election day of November 4th, 2008. Not even the excellent gunsmanship of Republican Vice Presidential Nominee Sarah Palin could slow the tide as she slew tens of thousands of Obama voters from her custom made helicopter. When the day was finished, the once thought impossible had happened, Brit Hume showed a human emotion (for the first time in years). Hume broke down and cried on the set of Fox and Friends over the death of America, once it had finally sunk in that Barack Hussein Obama would become President of the United States.

In response, patriotic Americans could sense the dark days approaching as they stockpiled caches of firearms in response to the approaching reign of the new President-Elect.

The last days of The Best President EVER!
With only a few days remaining in the Constitution-defending George W. Bush's Presidency, and after all hope had left that The Decider would ___ and stay in office for a third term (or indefinitely), strange occurrences began to appear as if it were an omen. Bald Eagles started falling from the sky suffering from sudden Cardiomyopathy, the bear population tripled suddenly, and the the Liberty Bell finally cracked in half, splitting the bell in two. It appeared that America had hit an all-time low.

The Inauguration
However saddened Real Americans felt up to that point, the darkest day actually arrived on January 20th, 2009 when then President-Elect Obama was inaugurated the President of the United States of America. The day would have been otherwise memorable if not for the inauguration, because the weather that January day in Washington D.C. was very unusual. For this day only, Washington was overcome with a freak warm spell. Temperatures rose into the upper 70's, causing animals of all sorts to wake from their winter slumber and walk about the land with a sudden sense of purpose. Blue birds chirped gaily, rabbits frolicked in the flower-blossomed meadow, it appeared as if every object that seemed dead the day previous was now infused with color and vibrancy.

First Year of Chairmanship
The first official act of President Obama was to officially re-title the head of Executive Branch as "Chairman" instead of "President". From there President Obama Chairman Obama instituted a series of pogroms designed to boost the Democrat-sunken economy through the building of Infrastructure. Including the maintenance and expansion of Railroads, canals, Internets tubes, and other backbreaking work. No reasonable people—with the exception of Mexicans—would volunteer or do this kind of work, so Chairman Obama used this as a justification for opening America's Borders and allowing in millions of illegals.

2010 and Beyond
The Obama Recession continued to ravage the world into 2010, allowing Comrade Chairman Obama to globalize world economies and creating a single currency (the Ruble), and creating a New World Order. The Bible has told us that under this unified global system will lead to the rise of the anti-christ. This will obviously lead to the rapture, and the End of the world in which Jesus will return to take all the true believers to heaven.

Other changes under the Kommunisticheskaya Obama

 * Decreed that not only that gay people could get married, but also that only gay people could be married.
 * Appointed ______ and ______ to the supreme court.

Those heroes keeping the USSA from becoming reality
Palin

resurrected zombie Joseph McCarthy