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=Iran Conducts Missile Test=

New years celebration, taken to a new extreme by America's greatest ally.

=The Greatest President Ever Holds A Press Conference=
 * pResident Bush shows off his new anus located below his chin. The operation makes it easier for Bush to talk shit.--Mr SmokesTooMuch 06:37, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

=Fish Seen Walking On Street After Rain Storm=


 * Walking Catfish rumored to be on McCain's ticket in November--Mr SmokesTooMuch 06:39, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

=Group Wish To Rename Sewage Plant After The Greatest President Ever=
 * Group wishes to rename the Jayne Mansfield Memorial sewage plant in honor of the Greatest President Ever. Opposition group agree that Bush IS a boob, just not the kind the plant was named for.--Mr SmokesTooMuch 15:14, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

=Miss Venezuela Wins 2008 Miss Universe Pageant=
 * Communism rears its perfectly coifed, fabulously swathed and stillettoed self onto the international beauty pageant scene.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 01:58, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

=The Greatest Vice President Ever Visits Hospital=
 * When I get home I am going to hit that worthless dyke so hard. --Grazon 18:47, 19 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Cheney visibly shaken after doctors informed him he had actually passed away 6 months earlier.--Mr SmokesTooMuch 15:16, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

=Barack Hussein Obama Begins His International Tour= Here he is in Kuwait with America's Troops



osh just look at all the white people who showed up to see me.......oh wait. --Grazon 20:51, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

=New University To Open In Saudi Arabia=

=IndyMac Bank Closed And Seized By Feds=

=Zimbabwe Inflation Worsens Again=

Well dis here ticket can gets me one watermelon or a bucket of KFC, hmmm...