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=Blackwater Assists DEA In Domestic Raids!=
 * Blackwater has guaranteed boxes will arrive on time, dead or alive, and that they earned this no-bid contract through competitive bidding.--Pro-Lick 21:26, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
 * Dumb cop decides it's cool to wear a merc shirt while on the job. --Grazon 17:19, 11 August 2008 (UTC)

=A Bear Interrupts U.S. Senior Open=
 * The bear first claimed to be Tiger Woods papa, then tried to play the race card to win.--Pro-Lick 04:31, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

=Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Tours Nucular Facility=
 * Seen here in a publicity still from his new music video, the Iranian president... --GeorgeM 03:08, 7 August 2008 (UTC)


 * "And this is what we call air conditioning." --Randroid 21:35, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

=Los Angeles County Reports First West Nile Virus Cases=
 * These poor animals died as the result of drinking the blood of a Hollywood sodomite. --Grazon 21:58, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
 * West Nile, shmest Nile. I hear we can make dinosaurs out of these things! --GeorgeM 03:10, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

=The Greatest Maverick Ever Appears At Motorcycle Rally=
 * Okay, first of all, those are not motorcycles. I think McCain was speaking at a people rally. --GeorgeM 03:15, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

=Tropical Storm Edouard Makes Landfall= HA HA SUCKERS I'M ALL THE WAY UP HERE

=Gas Prices In One California Desert Town=
 * Gasoline: Priceless. --GeorgeM 03:12, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
 * At least the "4" shortage appears to be over! --GeorgeM 03:12, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

=American Airlines Flight Makes Emergency Landing In Los Angeles=

=Man Leads Obama Crowd In The Pledge Of Allegiance=
 * MAN IN AUDIENCE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... --GeorgeM 03:14, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

This photo captures the mere seconds before an alien bursts out this mans chest. --Sneakers 08:53, 11 August 2008 (UTC)

=Paris Hilton Responds To The Greatest Maverick Ever's TV Ad=

=Large Population Of Gorillas Discovered In The Republic of the Congo=

=Harrods' Celebrates Christmas In August!=

=The Greatest President Ever Brings His Father To China=