Kansas

Kansas, often misconstrued as 'in the middle of nowhere', is in fact full of fun things to do. One can find alcohol almost anywhere in the state, so long as you go searching before 11pm! Marijuana is also plentiful, and there are plenty of bars. If you venture to Topeka, the capital of this fine state, you will find one of the highest crime rates per capita in all of the United States, mostly as a result of the high amount of Meth labs.

One final important aspect of Kansas is the numerous what fields. Below, you can see what some fine Kansas citizens think of such fields:



That's right, the message is clear: Burn down the wheat fields!

(Actually, please don't. I live in Kansas and wheat keeps our economy moving.)