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Screengrab of a bottle of Vaxa-Mamm, Prescott Pharmaceuticals' Male Breast Reduction Cream. It's what Dr. Colbert recommends men use to get rid of their man-cleavage. It burns. After one application, go straight to the hospital.

Side effects include:
 * autonomous nipple syndrome
 * genital migration
 * brain tooth, "The Colbert Report", October 1, 2007.