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2008 Truthies - Recount Saga
So, is this going to be a Franken-Coleman style recount? Because Al's legal team has expressed interest in representing me, in the interests of seeing that all votes are counted. Democracy rules! Atenea del Sol 23:00, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

PS - are ties an option? Does international support count? I know friends from several parts of Mexico voted for me... Exactly what format are you following? Does the fact that you requested a (winning) article from me count? If that's the case, each of my votes should count for 1.5 not 1.0, and the administrator's vote should count for 3.... Kind of like in D&D for senior characters, yes?

PPS - Al's legal team asks: would an express shipment of beer and donuts have any effect on the speed and accuracy of the counting of every vote?

PPPS - Dann135 appears to have plagiarized me in regards to "The Golden Touch of My Truthiness" on his user page. That should be worth a few votes right there. I have contacted him about it, politely, and if he doesn't respond to me I'll be forced to request that our legal teams interface. Dr. Colbert has made it very clear that MY STUFF SHOULD BE PROTECTED!

TRUTHINESS AWARDS
To See The Winners Go here

--dan.carriero@yahoo.com 12:44, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

Good Ole Days
The Good Ole' Days!

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One of Stephen's Godly Ancestors
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The Bear Seedline

GIMP
I Just Got It Last Week --dan.carriero@yahoo.com 00:57, 25 January 2009 (UTC)

YES--dan.carriero@yahoo.com 01:00, 25 January 2009 (UTC)

Andrew Johnson
what do you mean???

Stephen joins the Board of Directors for Donors Choose:

http://blog.donorschoose.org/blog/2009/01/12/stephen-colbert-the-colbert-report-joins-donorschooseorg-board-of-directors/

Fatwa on Mickey Mouse
Muslims and their primitive ass religion!

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New category?
as seen at the top of United Socialist States of America. Still working on changing the picture, and fonts, etc.

Definately could be used on the A World Without Stephen Colbert. --Sneakers 06:44, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

WHEN DO WE START VOTING FOR THE TRUTHINESS AWARDS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
OK then. Just don't keep Us Waitin!!! :) --User:Dann135 14:26, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

Pussies
Pussies don't have to be Liberals. They could libertarians, independents, socialists, etc.--User:Dann135 21:53, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

Have You Beat Your Children Lately?
In Proverbs 23:13-14 tells us to beat our children hard and often. Don't worry about hurting them. You may break a few bones and cause some brain damage, but it isn't going to kill them. And even if they do die, they'll be better off. They'll thank you in heaven for beating the hell out of them.

KW

They've been finding really "good stuff" like that in the Bible for years. Its really nothing new, I mean what do you expect from a book which says Lots virgin daughters seduced him and not the other way around?And have a look at this

Is that supposed to be you in the South Park pic?

KW

Great Advice on Street Preaching

The Rod of Truthiness

KW

Here's a Question...
Is there any way to see readership stats on articles? I mean, without a whole lot of convoluted ugly hacks and whatnot? Atenea del Sol 03:47, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

Black Homophobia
no problem. I think is good! --Mutopis 23:03, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

Robber Baron
Can you change it to Robber Barons? --Mutopis 23:07, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

a college Quidditch team
Not sure where this should go.

Maybe caption area.

http://www.lsu.edu/highlights/2009/01/honors.shtml --Grazon 18:17, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

Thanks
Hey, thanks for deleting that page so quickly. Truthiness=Gut 01:31, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

Weapons Table
is there any table for weapons/military machines like the one for battles? Truthiness=Gut 07:43, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

My balls shall be put into service
when Stephen asks me for them. I will not release them to liberal agents who maintain a Barack Obama page claiming his is president after Stephen has stated that he is not.

K. BTW, how do I add pictures?

Thanks.