America's Darlings

America's Darlings is the term for a group of Real Americans who have infiltrated the Crap Factory that is Hollywood. THEY ARE NOT ACTORS! They are Partriots. Sometimes they can be temporarly compromised such as the case of Lindsay Lohan. But overall they have a Gut of Gold.

Members

 * Lindsay Lohan
 * Jennifer Love Hewitt
 * The Olsen Twins

For the sake of National Security we cannot name any more members