Kevin Johnson

November 11, 2008 Nailing
used to be in the NBA, is now mayor of Sacramento, hopefully this means Bloomberg will get drafted by the Nicks


 * first African-American mayor of Sacramento


 * pissed at Obama
 * for stealing his thunder


 * pocket Magic
 * now call him little Barack


 * Dan Savage


 * blacks and gays are battling in California


 * got lots of imaginary awards
 * hurt that he never got a championship ring
 * won those awards the same way Stephen did (his mother/grandmother voted repeatedly online)


 * Sacramentans
 * third generation


 * public schools are not serving students well
 * started a charter school


 * he promises to make Sacramento not boring
 * went on The Colbert Report
 * Colbert Bump


 * invites Colbert to visit