User talk:El Payo

--Lewser 22:40, 19 October 2006 (UTC)

Wikiality and Dr.Colbert thank you for contributions here. Yes. We're watching. --Lewser 17:02, 21 October 2006 (UTC)

Helen Keller pic
apparently she was so blind she couldn't see how much of a lesbian she was...--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 19:12, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

I am mere 5000 steps behind you
Who's Honoring Me Now?--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 17:58, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

Well Pic
I have a well pic for that joke (Image:Well(BW).jpg")--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:56, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

FYI
Nothing needs the disclaimer, "According to Stephen" we must assume everything is according to Stephen and state it as true.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:42, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

VOTE!
--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 09:29, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

OMG!
You gotta make something up! Put it in the Breaking News or something! That's freakin' hilarious! Right now I am working on thet FOX anti-Daily Show (finding pics, etc)--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:48, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
 * I guess they'll be running it next week. I found a PhotoBucket page with pics, including items from the gift shop (Scorn, etc)! http://s99.photobucket.com/albums/l290/superfly_brotherman/The%20Stephen%20Colbert%20Museum%20and%20Gift%20Shop/
 * HOLY CRAP that is hilarious!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:05, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
 * PRESS RELEASE!! This is definitely Breaking News --El Payo 23:11, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
 * Got prnewswire.com and search 'colbert' - actual Comedy Central press release is there. --El Payo 23:13, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
 * Since becoming an admin I find I have little time to even read the news much less find fun stuff...--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:15, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
 * I've posted the press release in Current Events and Breaking News. I'm sure we'll have even more fun filling in the details next week. --El Payo 23:17, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
 * Awesome, just post stuff up there whenever you want, I trust you. At some point in the new year, I was going to have a group edit day contest or something...--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:38, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

Filliam
Were you finished with TSZEoFHM? Today is the last day to nominate it for a "Truthie"--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 09:43, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
 * It probably could use a final chapter based on the stuff you described the other day. Let me know if you want to tag team it and finish up. I need to catch some z's before work.--El Payo 09:50, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

I couldn't get it to center
the way it was, so I changed it so it's like the others, I will try tomorrow--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 09:06, 15 November 2006 (UTC)


 * Thanks for the head's up, I spend more time chasing after the vandals than I do writing any more...if it wasn't for you and a few other people, this whole site would just be pages about high schools across the country!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 09:11, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

BEST. PICTURE. EVER!
Image:Repubmaj.jpg--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 08:49, 9 November 2006 (UTC)


 * Ain't it the truth?--El Payo 08:51, 9 November 2006 (UTC)


 * It is, and I will vote for it when we open the 2006 Truthiness Awards--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 08:51, 9 November 2006 (UTC)


 * FYI, check out the Main Page--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 08:55, 9 November 2006 (UTC)


 * Should I snicker? Or should I cry? I'll go with snicker. --El Payo 09:40, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

Time Stamp
Type 2 hyphens (-) followed by 4 tildes (~) with no spaces in-between. BTW, I read TSZEFHM and I laughed my ass off. Who knew Ms. Rice would wite about something so filthy since she became a Christian? Thank you.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 20:54, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

You are really good
Would you consider finishing The_Splendiferous_Zeppelin_Escapades_of_Filliam_H._Muffman for me?--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:58, 7 November 2006 (UTC)


 * Holy crap! That poster is friggin awesome.


 * I can't tell if you're being sarcastic.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 08:04, 7 November 2006 (UTC)


 * I'm not being sarcastic. As far as you know.


 * Does that mean you can help finish it? I've been putting it off for far too long and we can't have it in limbo forever.  I have been sending links to some of our pages to websites in all the internets tubes and I saw a few hits tonight.  I would like more to show off.  I feel if TSZEFHM was finished it would be a good one to send around.  And I feel you have the writing skill to bring it to its climax.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 08:33, 7 November 2006 (UTC)


 * I'll take a look at it in the morning. Hopefully the slow days I've been having at work will continue and I can bust out a few pieces of the story arc for you. Did you have a particular end point in mind? Is there any chance of a sequel?


 * There is always a chance for a sequel. As far as an ending, Filliam's vanity does them in.  The first ride results in outfits of such high quality that they return for many more outfits.  Soon, their friends want to know where they got them.  They are followed and the sweatshop-bordello is exposed, and Filliam reluctantly become the UN's celebrity ambassadors for ending the world-wide child labor ring.  A movie is made about them, which becomes a Disney-fied version of how they broke the child labor ring in Bangkok.  (The exact opposite of what actually happened. I hope that helps, thank you.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 08:46, 7 November 2006 (UTC)


 * OK, I've added a new chapter to their adventures, taking them Eastward toward the outfits they long for. By the way, how do you 'sign/timestamp' your replies?

"Path to" Redirect
Just an FYI, when you put a "/" in the name of a page, it automatically creates a sub-directory. So, technically, it thinks there is a page called "Path to 11" and the page called "7" is a sub-directory for it.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 00:22, 7 November 2006 (UTC)


 * Yikes! Guess I better revert those edits.

Ted Haggard
Do you think there is any way to link it to Future Born Again Christians Club? I've been trying to come up with something, but can't seem to make it work...--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:20, 5 November 2006 (UTC)


 * What about an offshoot called the Future Born Again Born Again Christians Club? Or the Furture ReBorn Again Christian Club? I think Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggart are members...


 * My gut tells me that it is just another way to Accept Jesus Christ as Your Personal Lord and Savior. There is a bit in the FBACC that says there are many people clammoring to become Christians. A FBABACC or FrBACC would just be another tube to Accepting Jesus, etc.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:37, 6 November 2006 (UTC)


 * If that's what your gut says, you know it must be right.

Thank You for the head's up
About Stephen on Rolling Stone, it is now on the cover, and you are now a truthiness monkey. You are now authorized to put the Truthiness Monkey tag (TM) on your User Page.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 18:48, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

Yeehaw! That is teh awesome. I have created Template:Stemcellocracy to commemorate my new found Monkiness.


 * I saw, and I reformatted it a litte, without losing any of the El Payo magic. However, we block all templates to prevent vandlaism. If you want changes put it on the talk page, or tell an admin, sorry.  It is nice though--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 19:08, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

Mexican Friend
Has Stephen ever mentioned the name of his Mexican Friend?--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 09:30, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

Better Know
I just made a tag for Better Know A District (BKAD), that can be added to any page associated to that segment. (It will then keep all pages with that tag in a category called Better Know A District). Also, what are the names of the other segments you have worked on?--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 02:29, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

Better Know A Challenger Better Know A Protectorate
 * Just added BKAC and BKAP, thank you--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 02:42, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

Lola, Tony, Rico
Love what you wrote, you were able to finish it, I am still working on the court case, thanks for your help, I might just dump Mandy and Brandy that wasn't going anywhere...--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 08:02, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

Manilow on Main Page
Thank you, I had this joke planned, but I forgot about Hawaii, California's Azores.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 08:13, 31 October 2006 (UTC)

I love the joke.

Great Down
I just wrote some notes for Greatdown! LOL--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:57, 31 October 2006 (UTC)

Do you think it's Great Down or Greatdown? I think they had it split into two words...

Never Existed
El Payo, senior, there already is a Never Existed!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 21:47, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

Alt Image for WD2
I made an alternative image of the WD2 based on your original. You may use it or not, it's up to you. Just out of curiosity, what image manipulation program do you use?--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 19:29, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

I like the aging - and I'm using Photoshop CS2 on a Mac --El Payo


 * Oh, okay, I'm using the free GIMP (GNU Image Manipulation Program) designed by the nerds who spend all day on wikis...ahem...but that's not why I have it (cough)...you are welcome to use the pic if'n you want--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 19:37, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

BARRY MANILOW ON FRONT PAGE
Thank you for the heads-up, citizen! I had heard only rumors about that awards-stealer, but now it is confirmed. --WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 18:46, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

Redacted
I don't know if Stephen would like that report floating around an internets tube, especially this one, but good job nonetheless!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:17, 28 October 2006 (UTC)

Nice Job
On Better Know A District.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:33, 27 October 2006 (UTC)

Congress/House/California Districts/50
I had to change the link for CA's 50th district to a new sub-directory. I will move your stuff there, so you may edit to your heart's content. Please excuse the construction.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:39, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

Taxachusetts State Fish
Very funny, but I feel you could have gotten away with just the Kopeckne(sp). --WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:22, 25 October 2006 (UTC)

Vandal
Thank you citizen!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:40, 22 October 2006 (UTC)

The Knights Templar
There is a red link, for Holy Grail, please fix it as I have nominated "Knights" for Featured status.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 03:21, 23 October 2006 (UTC)
 * Yes, I also read Holy Grail, which is funny too.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 03:47, 23 October 2006 (UTC)

Under Construction Tags
You can put an Under Construction (UC) tag on your page, Category:Template.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 21:07, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

Congrats
The article you wrote a major part of, The Knights Templar is now a featured article! Wikiality, and Dr.Colbert congratulate you! Award on your user page!--Lewser 00:38, 25 October 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for Hannity fix
Re: Ken Mehlman: How could I have forgotten his name? -- seaRob 23:11, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

Where are you going with all the Cuba stuff?
Maybe its way too early in the morning, but I'm not getting it.

Redacted
Where did you get that document that you posted on the redacted page? --Fuzzy 03:07, 11 November 2006 (UTC)


 * Well, it's based on a sheriff deputy's report from the Mel Gibson arrest. I made up a bunch of it and tweaked what worked from the Gibson statement. --El Payo 07:44, 14 November 2006 (UTC)