Injun



Injuns, also called Indians or idjians, are a group of people who once lived in the land properly known as America. After Americans arrived here, they quietly and gently transplated the Injuns onto what are today reservations, but were then called "special places for those who don't look like us." No one was killed in this attempt, and there are in fact more Injuns today than ever before. Abraham Liincoln was proven Half-Mohawk.

Communists often refer to Injuns as Native Americans, as if other Americans weren't born in America.

Background
The Injuns are an early mystical people who first inhabited the great lands that would one day become the United States of America. Upon witnessing the moral superiority and complete perfect nature of our astounding founding fathers, realized that we were a superior race. And as such, helped to fight back the evil British, securing our independence, and then voluntarily relinquishing all of their land to the newly found USA. They did this so that they would not get in our way of building the most perfect nation ever. Presently they are guarding the borders of America to keep those who aren't pure of heart out of America.

Factoids

 * One their tribes wanted a best 4 of 7 after losing a war for the district in Florida that Mark Foley connected to the Internets.
 * Injuns are good for running casinos because they like to drink a lot.
 * The Mohawks of Akwesasne are by far the most Superior of the Native American Tribes and are World Famous for theor baskets, crafts, casinos, and smuggling rings.

Notable Injuns

 * Stephen Colbert is 1/13th Chickasaw

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The Tribes of North America

 * Seminoles
 * Braves
 * Redskins
 * Indians
 * Illini
 * Utes
 * Chiefs
 * Blackhawks
 * Warriors
 * Aztecs
 * Tlingits
 * Winnebago

The Tribes of the Caribbean and Central America
Pronounced Eendeeos
 * Taino
 * The tribe formerly known as the the Caribs
 * Mayans
 * Garifuna
 * Caribs
 * Hispanics