Legs

Legs (plural), Leg (singular) are what you stand on - unless you try to argue against common sense ideas like God and intelligent design - then it is said "you don't have a leg to stand on." A human has two legs, unless they are a war veteran, then they may have less. Animals may have four legs, and insects may have six or more. Fish don't have legs but for some reason the abalone has a foot. Human legs start at the feet and stop below the waist - except for some women who have legs up to their neck. Now tell me THAT isn't intelligent design...

People find all kinds of uses for their legs. Women like to shave their legs. In public, women attract men for mating by crossing their legs. Men like to test their legs - or their sea-legs. Some say men have a third leg but that's a phallusy.

Common uses for Legs

 * Standing
 * Walking
 * Running
 * Crossing
 * Marching
 * Making into lamps

Dead things that have Legs

 * Chairs
 * Tables
 * Lamps
 * Saddam Hussein