Christmas Carols

Songs of Faith and derision sung by Christians during their "High Holy Day": [{Christmas]].

Non-Christians may be smoted on the spot for participating in the singing of "carols" by the nearest True American™ Christian™.


 * 12 Days of Christmas
 * Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer
 * Oh Holy Night
 * Jingle Bells
 * White Christmas
 * Silver Bells
 * O Tanenbaum
 * Oh Come All Yee Faithful
 * Santa Claus Is Coming To Town