Kanye West (Secret Republican)

We All Make Mistakes
But Kanye got a second chance from God and became part of the republicans! Doesn't that brighten your day?

The Menacing Facts
In 2008 Mr. West released a album, 808s & Heartbreak, that was #1 on iTunes above A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift Of All! That is not right! But, Mr. West secretly supported McCain to be forgiven by the best living American in the world (Stephen Colbert). We now may accept Kanye Omari West.

Other Accomplishments
Does He Qualify? Ye was in a vh1 Storytellers special were thousands of Colbert fans attended to see if he measured up to the qualifications to be a sub-leader of Colbert Nation. And he did.

Jesus Christ! The rapper aslo dropped Jesus Walks, where he speaks of getting help from up above. Rejoice!

Death to Bears He also has a donation group, The Donda West Foundation, where he funds kids' education needs Bear Hunters of America sub-team in name of his passed away mother.

Jesus Saved Him
Hallejuah! Praise the lord! Check out Kanye West's video for Jesus Walks, just look it up on The YouTube or something! Do it!