Defense of Vegetables Act

Defense of Vegetables Act The sanctimonious union between legume and asteraceae is threatened by the nefarious gay agenda and their meddling social engineering. Apparently they are not content with destroy the traditional of marriage, but now they want to make us believe that pizza is a vegetable. It is clear that congress is on the pocket of "Hot Pocket". How else could they convince these smart men that pizzas grow in bushels?