Holy Bible/Books

The Gospels

 * 1) Matthew - Truthiest of the Gospels, Goodest of the books in the "GOOD BOOK"
 * 2) Mark - Mark, the other 'M' Gospel
 * 3) Luke - Inspiration and central character in thev"STAR WARS" stories.
 * 4) John - Like his bathroom counterpart, John is cold, clean, functional, but no one likes to mention him.
 * 5) Paul
 * 6) George
 * 7) Ringo
 * 8) Elvis
 * 9) Stephen
 * 10) Santa Clause
 * 11) C.J.
 * 12) Kaitlyn

The History

 * 1) Acts

The Spam

 * 1) Romans
 * 2) I Colbertians
 * 3) II Colbertians
 * 4) Abraxxians
 * 5) Hawaiians
 * 6) Filipinos
 * 7) Corinthians
 * 8) I Thespians
 * 9) II Thespians
 * 10) I Tek
 * 11) II Tek
 * 12) Cletus
 * 13) POTUS
 * 14) Nathan
 * 15) Jansen
 * 16) Spock
 * 17) I Peter
 * 18) II Peter
 * 19) I Charlene
 * 20) II Charlene
 * 21) III Charlene
 * 22) Hey Jude
 * 23) Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure
 * 24) The Greatest Story Ever Sold

Apocalypse

 * 1) All You Need To Know
 * 2) Hillary Clinton is the Whore of Babylon