Jay-Z

Jay Z is a "Hip-Hopster" best known for being the possible new black friend of Dr. Stephen Colbert, as revealed in the December 2006 issue of GQ Magazine. The adopted son of former President and continuous enemy of America Jimmy Carter, Jay overcame his commie influnces to be come one of Americas most successful blaek entreprenours, and maker of sweet brown sugar love to the much more attractive Beyonce Knowles.