Strap On



strap on: /strap ON/ (n.) Invented by Susan B. Anthony, first appeared up Sigmund Freud's butt, circa 1900.
 * 1) A simulated non-truthy attachable penis for inferior humans.
 * 2) A non Baby Jesus approved lesbionic marital aid.
 * 3) What homosexuals like Tom Cruise,  John Travolta and Al Franken have their beards use on them.

strap oned: /strap AWNED/ (v.)
 * 1) When one pitches or catches the strap on.

''or (adj.)
 * 1) The state of having one in Uranus.