Age of Enlightenment

The Age of Enlightenment was a time period during the 2nd century BC when a bunch of cowardly French gays got together in their hair salons and decided to get rid of the Catholic Church using the satanic ideas of Reason and Science. Unfortunately, some of their ideas caught on and the Dark Ages, the height of human civilization, ended.

Some historians claim that the ideas of the cowardly French inspired the Founding Fathers in their formulation of the Bill of Rights, but this is patently untruthy. We all know everything the Founding Fathers did was the result of divine inspiration.