March of the Reasonable



Restoring Sanity Rally
 * (March of the Reasonable, Restore Sanity Rally, Rally to Restore Sanity, Restoring Sanity Rally, Rally for T Reason)

is a libural movement trying to undermine our efforts to restore Truthiness! STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWART!!! It wasnt enough for you to steal Stephen's Emmy, now you are trying to steal his rally?! You Joo Bastard!!!

Who:
John Stewart AND OUR GLORIOUS STEPHEN COLBERT!

Why:
Rally to Restore Sanity before Real Americans take over. Fat chance, libural.

When:
When the Anti-Christ is given birth 10/30/10, to piss off Colbert

Where:
The National Mall in Washington, D.C.

Mission
"I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!"

Who among us has not wanted to open their window and shout that at the top of their lungs?

Seriously, who?

Because we're looking for those people. We're looking for the people who think shouting is annoying, counterproductive, and terrible for your throat; who feel that the loudest voices shouldn't be the only ones that get heard; and who believe that the only time it's appropriate to draw a Hitler mustache on someone is when that person is actually Hitler. Or Charlie Chaplin in certain roles.

Are you one of those people? Excellent. Then we'd like you to join us in Washington, DC on October 30 -- a date of no significance whatsoever -- at the Daily Show's "Rally to Restore Sanity." Ours is a rally for the people who've been too busy to go to rallies, who actually have lives and families and jobs (or are looking for jobs) -- not so much the Silent Majority as the Busy Majority. If we had to sum up the political view of our participants in a single sentence... we couldn't. That's sort of the point.

Think of our event as Woodstock, but with the nudity and drugs replaced by respectful disagreement; the Million Man March, only a lot smaller, and a bit less of a sausage fest; or the Gathering of the Juggalos, but instead of throwing our feces at Tila Tequila, we'll be actively *not* throwing our feces at Tila Tequila. Join us in the shadow of the Washington Monument. And bring your indoor voice. Or don't. If you'd rather stay home, go to work, or drive your kids to soccer practice... Actually, please come anyway. Ask the sitter if she can stay a few extra hours, just this once. We'll make it worth your while. -- JoHn Stewart

You suck, John Stewart!! -- Mutopis

Libural Tubes

 * March of the Reasonable Facebook
 * March of the Reasonable.com March to Keep Fear Alive
 * Jon Stewart considers stealing Colbert's thunder!