Hanukkah

Hanukkah is a jewish holiday which served as a prototype for Christmas. A conservative think tank would later assemble a commission for the sole purpose of evaluating the observance and outlining their findings via a comprehensive report *. Some key flaws highlighted in the report include:


 * Insufficient growth of market exploitation
 * Insufficient fire hazard potential
 * Insufficient amounts of unsupervised children left to their own devices surrounding a feel-good comedy featuring at least one hobo and concluding in bringing the family closer together.

(*no...not really. This shits way too jewy)