Wikiality:Almanac

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January
1. New Year's Day

3. Mel Gibson's Birthday

12. Rush Limbaugh's Birthday

18. Mission Accomplished II Day (also celebrated in some places as "O'Reilliversary")

21. Martin Luther King Day, 2008

February
6. Ronald Reagan's Birthday

12. Darwin Day (2009 is 200th anniv)

14. Valentine's Day

22. Pray for Stephen Day, 2007!

24. Razzies, 2007

25. Oscars, 2007

March
03. the U.S. Comedy Arts Festival awards Dr. Colbert "Person of the Year"

10. Osama bin Laden's Birthday

13. L. Ron Hubbard's Birthday

14. π Day (@1:59)

15. National Agriculture Day (2007)

17. St. Patrick's Day

18. Halliburton Day

20. Stephen Colbert Day (Oshawa bin Laden, Canada) (first in 2007)

21. First day of Spring

25. Elton John's Birthday

27. Anniversary of Heaven's Gate's "Exit" (1997)

28. Radio-Televison Correspondents' Association Dinner

29. Amy Sedaris' birthday
 * Kyle Sampson testifies

30. Mohammad's Birthday

31. Cesar Chavez's Birthday
 * NCAA Basketball Tournament, Final Four (2007)

April
1. April Fools' Day

2. NCAA Basketball Tournament, Final Four: (2007)

3. Alec Baldwin's birthday

5. FOX's first night of programming, 1987

7. When Stephen Can Taste his own ice cream! (2007)

8. Easter, 2007
 * Betty Ford's birthday

12. David Letterman's Birthday (1947)

13. Oddest Book Title (announced, 2007)

17. Stephen Jr's B-Day
 * Alberto Gonzales scheduled to be questioned by traitors
 * Fred Goldman set to auction rights to O'J' Simpson's "If I Did It" book
 * participating Ben & Jerry’s scoop shops around the world will be hosting Ben & Jerry’s Annual Free Cone Day, from 12pm until 8pm
 * (guess which story will get the most news coverage?)

19. Alberto Gonzales rescheduled to be questioned by traitors

22. Earth Day
 * John Waters' birthday

23. Michael Moore's birthday

24. I Can't Believe It's Not Genocide Day!
 * Barbra Streisand's birthday
 * the current Shirley MacLaine's birthday

25. Secretaries' Day, 2007

26. Bombing of Guernica, 1937

May
1. Mission Accomplished I Day (aka "V-Day" or "Victory over Iraq" Day)
 * Loyalty Day

10. Wikia Humor Blog launch! (2007)
 * Bono's birthday

12. George Carlin's birthday

13. Stephen Colbert's Birthday


 * Mother's Day

14. Wiretap The Internet Day, 2007

23. America Meets Monica Goodling via congress
 * Samuel David Cheney is born! (2007), with picture of the proud grandfather

24. Wikiality Day

19. Armed Forces Day, 2007

28. Memorial Day, 2007

June
6. D-Day
 * Ronald Reagan's Ghost's B-Day and RFK's Assasination

8. The prophet Mohammed dies in 632 A.D.
 * Barbara Bush's birthday

9. China leases Hong Kong to Britain for 99 years (starting in 1898)

10. Alcoholics Anonymous founded in 1935 by "Bill W."
 * Judy Garland's birthday

11. as governor of Alabama, George McGovern protected a school doorway in 1963

12. Ronald Reagan's Victory Over Communism (gave "Tear Down This Wall" speech)


 * Timothy McVeigh executed in 2001

13. Activist Judges pass Miranda vs. Arizona forcing the police everywhere to read instead of arresting or shooting people


 * The New York Times begins publishing porn in 1971

14. Flag Day
 * U.S. Army's birthday!
 * France welcomes Nazis into Paris on 1940
 * Nerds unveil the Univac
 * "Under God" becomes law in the pledge, 1954
 * UFO seen in Roswell, New Mexico in 1947

17. Father's Day, 2007
 * the Statue of Liberty appears suddenly in New York City, obviously a gift from God (not France), 1885
 * activist judges expel The Baby Jesus from American schools, 1963
 * hippie's favorite minor so-called "crime" occurs, 1972
 * TV's highest rated police chase takes place, 1994

18. The war of 1812 began
 * Napoleon was defeated in Waterloo, 1815
 * Sally Ride becomes the first American woman in space

19. Juneteenth
 * Afghanistan is blessed with their own former Unocal executive

23. America's Cup Competition (Scheduled Start, 2007)

28. Stonewall Riots began this day in 1969 (and America's innocence ended)

July
4. Independence Day

6. The Greatest President Ever's B-Day

7. America's Cup Competition (Scheduled Finish, 2007)

21. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows released

21. Beginning of The Rapture

August
6. American Victory Day Pt 2 (bombing of Hiroshima)

9. American Victory Day Pt 2 (bombing of Nagasaki)

September
3. Labor Day, 2007

9. Grandparents' Day

10. Bill O'Reilly's Birthday

11. Patriot's Day

October
This is the month of "Octolbert" or "Rocktober"

09. FOX Birthday

12. Columbus Day

17. The Colbert Report's Anniversary

24. United Nations Day

30. Stephen Colbert/Barry Manilow Peace Accord (anniv, 2006)

31. Satan's B-Day

November
11. Veteran's Day

22. Thanksgiving, 2007

22. ThanksTruthing, 2007

December
20. Shred Off (anniv, 2006)

25. Baby Jesus' B-Day

26. Feast of Stephen the Martyr

31. New Years' Eve