Reese Coleman

The Honorable & Enigmatic Dr. Maurice Deshaun Coleman, PhD is a multi-thousandaire businessmann, pimp, player, hustler, rapper, pundit, advisor, & owner of the One-Eyed Trouser Snakes in the CSFL.

He is most well known for being "Player Coach to the Stars", advising many of Hollywood & Capitol Hill's most scandalous residents and is currently Stephen Colbert's personal "Player Coach" and unofficial new "black friend".

As well as being a former member of both the Black Panther Party and Team America: World Police, Coleman has also some extensive undercover work with for the CIA in their Ku Klux Klan undercover unit. He is also spear heading Dr. Colbert's effort of converting C-Span to 24-7 BEAR channel dedicated to stalking, tracking and identifying ,the fecal droppings of the most vicious killing machines on the planet, and is dedicated to spreading the truthiness about these animals.

PERSONAL LIFE
Coleman was born in Chicago, IL and grew up on Chicago's South Side in the Six-Tray neighborhood in the era of the turf war between the blood thirsty & notorious Gangster Disciples & Vice Lords street gangs. He was headed down the wrong path when, at age eleven, Coleman realized that he had an unparalled gift of gab and subsequently negotiated a treaty between the two reputed street gangs.

At age twelve, coleman purchased his first Too $hort rap CD and he began to learn, study, and practice the arts of Pimpology & Playerism, prompting him to found the Chicago Institute of Pimpology in 1994. By 1997, the institute became an accredited university and Coleman received his PhD (pimpin' hoes daily) degree from Too $hort himself.

He has been married to Jessica Bryant Coleman for 2 years and, even after his marriage, he has continued his previous connection with the Chicago Institute of Pimpology as a full-time professor, & Player Advisor to the stars.

DR. COLEMAN: PLAYER ADVISOR TO THE STARS
Coleman has been sought for player advice and counsel by many of Hollywood & Capitol Hill's most popular and scandalous residents. Many of his clients include, but are not limited to:

1. Stephen Colbert

2. President Bill Clinton

3. Clarence Thomas

4. Hugh Grant

5. O.J. Simpson

6. Paula Abdul

7. Woody Allen

8. Jay-Z

9. 50 Cent

10. Snoop Dogg

11. Heidi Fliess

12. Gary Condit

13. Monica Lewinski

14. Jim Bakker

15. Jimmy Swaggart

16. Marv Albert

17. Bill O'Reilly

18. The 2005 Minnesota Vikings

19. R. Kelly

20. President Andrew Jackson

21. John F. Kennedy

22. Steve Urkel

23. David Hasslehoff

24. Superfly

25. Leon Phelps (The Ladies' Man)

26. The 40 Year Old Virgin

Coleman has just started his new Player In a Management Position (P.I.M.P.) program. To bring the pimping philosophy to mainstream surburban white kids.