2011 Earthquake

In August 23, 2011 an Earthquake sneaked into the US and it caused vast devastation.

Causes

 * Mother Nature
 * The Geys
 * Obama

Who is to Blame?
No one knows why God allowed this Earthquake in the first place, but we suspect it may have something to do with teh geys and "marriage".

What to do?
The best advice to brag about how you survived the 2011 Earthquake. People will naturally gravitate to your boasting.