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=International Furniture Show=

Ikea Attacks!--Randroid 19:16, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

=Bucharest Fashion Week=

"Jolly Roger" (Johnny Depp) performs "Hamlet gone wild": "Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him Horatio (yes, in that way)." --Alethic Logic 17:41, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

=Two Penguins=

Liberals deal another blow to marriage with gay penguin porn. --Careax 13:11, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

=Robotic Falcons Used To Control Pigeon Pests=

=Stumpy, Now, the 3-Legged Duck!=

"AFLUCK!" --Alethic Logic 16:25, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

"Is that your polymelia or are you just pleased to see me?" --Careax 13:19, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

What the flock?! --MC Esteban™ 21:11, 22 April 2007 (UTC)


 * Now if you excuse me, I'm going to see my friend Blinky, the Three-Eyed Fish. - The Lake Effect 19:51, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

=A Bald Eagle=

=A Lunar Rover on The Moon, December 11, 1972=

Hollywood sound stage, December 11, 1972. Courtesy The Smithsonian Archives. Used by permission. --OHeL 13:24, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

"Is that a Starbucks over there?!" --Careax 05:47, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

"NOW will you stop and ask for directions?" --Alethic Logic 17:02, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

=The Earth Seen From Space=

"Love it or leave it, penguins."

=An Iceberg Off Antarctica=

Al Gore's ranting cracks Ice.Tourskin 22:43, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

=Chinese Woman Combs Her Long Hair=
 * Unlike your girlfriend, when she says she's spending all Saturday washing her hair, she actually means it. - The Lake Effect 19:49, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

Giant Hair slug attacks not-so Giant Chinese woman.Tourskin 22:44, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

=Jimmy Walker and Ann Coulter Go To TV Land Awards=

The stars of Nick at Night's new remake of Sanford & Son. --Randroid 20:54, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

Who's she posing with, I can't see color!!!Tourskin 22:44, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

=Hottest Bollywood Couple=

"So when can we start adopting African orphans?" --Careax 05:46, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Ever! Attends The White House Correspondents Dinner=

=The Greatest President Ever! Speaks At a Michigan High School=

A scene from Warner Bros. remake of The Great Dictator. --Randroid 20:52, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Ever! Honors Superbowl Champs=

"Condi, this isn't the team with the nappy-headed ho's is it?" --Alethic Logic 04:11, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

=America's Newest Ambassador to the UN=

Yeah and you just gotta...go for the center left of the chest, THEN THRUST IN FOR THE HEART!Tourskin 22:46, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

"My Eagle Claw style will defeat the UN's Pit of Vipers style."

=A Drunk Man Sleeps Overnight in Bank With His Horse=


 * Worst...Cowboy...EVER. - The Lake Effect 01:59, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

=Georgian Monk=

Padre Mario was fond of this particular path. --Alethic Logic 21:09, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Brother Maynard, just before he was eaten by the Legendary Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh. --El Payo 02:39, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

=A Gorilla=

Donkey Kong watches Padre Mario. --Alethic Logic 21:16, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Ape man shot today - the Planet of the Apes is Earth!Tourskin 22:47, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

"Throws your hands in the air/and shake 'em like you just don't care"