North Korea

North Korea is to Korea what West Virginia is to Virginia, but it's north instead of west. In fact, it could be said that North Korea is Korea's Canada. Except North Korea is even more sinister than Canada and probably has nuclear weapons. Its evil leader is Kim Jong Il, who is not Kim Jong II, but who did invent the Taepodong-2 missile. You'll definitely lose your erection!

North Korea Trivia

 * A special version of The Daily Show called The Daily Show: North Korean Edition runs there, but North Koreans simply aren't principled enough to understand the truthiness behind The Colbert Report. Therefore North Korea is deprived of not just food, capitalism, and the one true God, but also of Stephen Colbert, the only man alive with enough balls to make this country not be really bad.
 * North Korea is one of few remaining Communist countries. Al Franken is a strong proponent of the North Korean state.
 * North Korea's "official" name is "Democratic People's Republic of Korea", but that doesn't fool anyone. Remember the Democratic Republic of the Congo in Africa, that continent that may or may not exist that no one really cares about either way? North Korea is an evil dictatorship that needs to be nuked by America.
 * The North Korean national anthem is sung entirely in North Korean, but translated into English, it's just a bunch of obscenities. There's even a verse about Kim Jong Il sodomizing Bill O'Reilly. Oh, how he wishes.