Europe

Europe is not a real continent. It's not a not-real continent like Africa is a not-real continent, because Africa is a myth and nobody cares about it. Europe is real, sadly enough. But it is not a continent.

Countries that are European and snobby include:

Countries that are in Europe that are not snobby are:

Russia, Ukraine, and Turkey are maybe in Europe, but they can't seem to make up their minds. Fortunately, however, it doesn't really matter where they think that they are, because they are where they are, and that place is called Eurasia.

Europe Trivia

 * Europe is not a continent.
 * Europe is not a continent.
 * Europe is not a continent.