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=Postal Workers Model Uniform Kilts=
 * Oh I'm a lumberjack....--Grazon 01:06, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
 * When they deliver my mail playing the bagpipes I'll take notice. Until then, YAWN--Mr SmokesTooMuch 17:16, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
 * Only two die in this year's gathering of Clan Postal--Mr SmokesTooMuch 17:26, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

=Detroit Mayor, Kwame Kilpatrick, Sent To Jail=
 * It's not like I commited a crime or anything.....oh right.
 * He's certainly had his ears pinned back--Mr SmokesTooMuch 17:44, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

=Former Green Bay Packer, Brett Favre, Traded To Jets=


 * "Don't Worry about it Son, you don't become the All-time NFL interception leader, by accident." --Sneakers 07:37, 11 August 2008 (UTC)

=China Celebrates Opening Of Olympic Games=
 * Like we would ever use CGI or voice overs to decive the world. --Grazon 23:07, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Ever Enjoys Opening Ceremonies With Brunei's Sultan=
 * The world's richest man pays homage to the world's greatest criminal--Mr SmokesTooMuch 17:28, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

=Georgia And Russia Battle Over South Ossetia As It Tries To Gain Independence=
 * Comedian Dave Atell says this has been the worst episode of "Insomniac" in the series history.--Mr SmokesTooMuch 17:08, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Ever And Second Greatest First Lady Ever Attend Olympic Swimming Events, Photo #1=


 * Barbara's mental note to herself: "Mom was right: Xanax beats public drunkenness.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:34, 11 August 2008 (UTC)
 * Proving their worth, the Secret Service gracefully maneuver a slightly intoxicated President Bush around Barney's steaming feces. --Dirpants 05:27, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
 * WTF is wrong with this asshole? If he isn't drunk then he needs a complete physical exam ASAP--Mr SmokesTooMuch 17:32, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Ever And Second Greatest First Lady Ever Attend Olympic Swimming Events, Photo #2=

=While Liberal Elite Barack Hussein Obama Vacations In Hawaii...=


 * Barack is part of the Black Panthers now too? --Sneakers 06:17, 13 August 2008 (UTC)

=...The Greatest Maverick Ever Continues His Hard Work For Veterans In Las Vegas!=
 * Big Maverick is watching!--Mr SmokesTooMuch 17:09, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

=Propane Explosion Wakes Toronto=

=Russian, Georgian Athlete Celebrate Olympic Medals=


 * I guess after General Sherman burned Atlanta to the ground, the Georgians would now know better than resist a Russian invasion. --Sneakers 07:27, 11 August 2008 (UTC)

=Barack Hussein Obama Enjoys Hawaiian Vacation With His 2 Daughters=

=The Greatest Maverick Ever Speaks To The People Of York, Pennsylvania=
 * The Wild Maverick wows the crowd with a number from his current tour with "Phantom of the Opera"--Mr SmokesTooMuch 17:19, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

=Georgia And Russia Agree On Truce=


 * Russian tanks were no match for the nagging of giant Georgian wives. --Dirpants 05:37, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
 * Alright boys! I have my checkbook.  Who wants to ravish me?--Mr SmokesTooMuch 17:29, 14 August 2008 (UTC)
 * ugh! qiuck men into the tank before she gets her claws into us! --Grazon 04:13, 15 August 2008 (UTC)


 * Rather than flowers and candy, Russian troops are welcomed with borsht--Mr SmokesTooMuch 17:42, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

=The Greatest Secretary Of State Ever Spoke With Georgia President In July=
 * Ray Charles comes back from the dead in drag to work for world peace. Or the world in pieces. Something like that--Mr SmokesTooMuch 17:36, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

=Swedish Wrestler Refuses Olympic Medal=

=Mega-Church Pastor Accused Of Assaulting Flight Attendant=
 * She can spank me any time. --Grazon 05:06, 15 August 2008 (UTC)