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=Gas Prices In Death Valley, California=
 * At this rate, it's time to get a milk-powered car. - The Lake Effect 19:44, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Brilliant!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:17, 21 May 2008 (UTC)


 * Welcome to the end of the road. --Grazon 20:58, 22 May 2008 (UTC)


 * Last Chance for Gas --Randroid 03:30, 23 May 2008 (UTC)

=Oil Executives Testify Before Congress=


 * How many of you make more in a week that some countries make in a year? --Grazon 20:58, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

=Water Discovered Leaking Beneath Repaired Levee=
 * Note to self: Do not use paper towels and sponges to fill up levee. - The Lake Effect 08:29, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

=West Virginia Senator Robert Byrd Addresses Appropriations Committee=
 * I said pull my finger damn it!!! --Grazon 18:19, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
 * Hey! who let that damn cloud in here!?--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 19:41, 25 May 2008 (UTC)

=Tornadoes Hits Southern California=


 * In related news, California voted to allow gay marriage to take place today....--Mr SmokesTooMuch 15:07, 23 May 2008 (UTC)


 * Bullcrap. This is from "The Day After Tomorrow".

=California Lifts Ban On Gay Marriage=


 * Man attacks California State flag with large, erect belt. More at eleven--Mr SmokesTooMuch 15:08, 23 May 2008 (UTC)


 * "Are you wearing a belt, or are you just happy to see me?" --Randroid 04:11, 28 May 2008 (UTC)


 * Figures, the BEARS are responsible for gay marriage... - The Lake Effect 07:17, 28 May 2008 (UTC)


 * nah nah nah nah nah...gay marriage does not exist...neither do bears.67.159.44.63 07:23, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Ever To Celebrate Memorial Day=

Abra Cadabera! Hey! Why ain't the press disappearin'? He heh he--Mr SmokesTooMuch 15:05, 25 May 2008 (UTC)

"I'm a lame duck! I can do whatever the hell I want to! I think I might... do THIS!" --OHeL 01:28, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

=U.S. Army Developing Robotic Soldier Suit=
 * Energy Crisis? What Energy Crisis? --Grazon 19:26, 25 May 2008 (UTC)
 * "It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A..."--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 19:40, 25 May 2008 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Ever Celebrates Memorial Day=


 * Thanks for minting us fresh veterans. --Randroid 03:27, 26 May 2008 (UTC)


 * By hugging the President, you hereby agree to sign up for a tour in Iraq... - The Lake Effect 07:18, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

=Scientists Celebrate Spacecraft Landing On Mars=


 * greatest savings throw ever!!! 20:24, 27 May 2008 (UTC)Grazon

=Man Sells Beetles As Pets= John, Paul, George, Ringo, Pete Best and Billy Preston. --OHeL 01:12, 28 May 2008 (UTC) Oh yeah... and Yoko is the half beetle under his left arm... --OHeL 01:16, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

"Love, Love, Love - All you need is love!" --Randroid 04:42, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

=Berlin Creates Memorial To Homosexual Victims Of Nazi Regime= "Telegram for Larry Craig..." --OHeL 01:24, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

Why is it that this black box vaguely resembles a closet? --Randroid 04:40, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

Why is it that the guy in the white coat vaguely resembles a scientist?--GlennBecksATool 04:43, 28 May 2008 (UTC)