Colbert Nation/meg1448

meg1448 is a member of Colbert Nation.

Hailing from "Canada's Montana" (er wait, should that be "Montana's Canada?"), Meg proudly describes herself as follows: "My name is Candy and I'm a 21 year-old aspiring actress. I'm tanned a rich, leathery brown and have breasts entirely too large in proportion to the rest of my body. I have blue eyes (contacts of course, glasses are for smart-types), and blonde extensions that almost look like the real thing! My goal in life is to do a replicate photoshoot of the famous Marilyn Monroe pose. You know, the one where she's holding down her skirt but you just know that she actually wants you to see her panties. I think that pose really represents me because I love to pretend that I'm a virgin when in reality I just want men to stare at my crotchal region *giggle*

''My hobbies include dancing at the bar, flirting at the bar, having sex at the bar, and tennis. If you're looking for a good time, or just want someone to stare vacantly at the wall when you talk, I'm the woman for you! (Please, no fatties)"''