Frosty The Snowman

Frosty the snowman
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Frosty the snowman is a known communist, as he associates himself with Santa Claus. He is also a leader of the underground snowman revolution. He also is a threat to baby Jesus as he is French.

How to avoid Frosty

 * have a captian america doll handy to ward him away
 * have Chuck norris send him a death threat via telegram
 * stay in warm places