Colbear

The Colbear is Stephen's arch-nemesis. The Colbear is a 20 ft tall godless killing machine and is the prime leader of all the bears in the world. He is a combination of a black bear, a polar bear, and a grizzly bear; making him the closest thing to the ultimate killing machine there is.

Abilities
Since he is a combination of all three types of bears, he is able to kill in any condition; he has the grizzly's ferocity with the polar bears's tolerance for cold, along with the black bear's ability to climb trees. He is even able to change his form to one of the three bear types depending on which one suits his killer needs.

It has been said that Colbear, much like Stephen Colbert, has honed his skills with a lightsaber and is capable of Jedi mind tricks and is also capable of choking you to death using his mind alone!

He is also experienced in martial arts and was trained by Bruce Lee. The Colbear had tricked him into training him, and later told Mr. Lee he was faster than a bullet and used his trickery into letting him fire a bullet at him in a televised stunt that ended in his untimely death and making sure no one else would be able to obtain the fight skills he now possesess.

He can currently only be in one form of each bear at one time, but is training his power to be able to morph each form together, but will be unable to do so as long as we have Teddy Ruxby locked up safe in our bear prisons. Without his amazing story telling abilities, he will be unable to transform into the ultimate killing machine.

Past Battles
The dreaded Colbear has been a major opponent in many bear battles before. Unfortunately, even our outstanding Colbert National Guard is unable to compete with his immense power and he is able to overpower even them.

But, he is no match for our brave and god-like leader Stephen Colbert and has been driven off each time they have faced off.

One of such accounts can be viewed here: 

Predictions
It has been predicted by Mexican psychic Juan Pedro Martinez that the Colbear will lead the Bear uprising of 2012.

It is during that time that Stephen Colbert and the Colbear will have their final battle against one another on the top of Mt. Rushmore.

Current News on the Colbear
The dreaded Colbear has been seen slowly moving from Antarctica, where many bears have taken refuge under the Colbear's mighty un-american claws, to South Dakota, where it can only be assumed that he (Colbear) wishes to have his final battle with his crafty nemesis, Stephen Colbert, atop the scalps of the greatest presidents in history.