Kathleen Sebelius

Kathleen Sebelius somehow became governor of Kansas. She has taken a once great state and turned it into a haven for homosexuals and assorted deviants.

Sebelius and the Kansas National Guard
Because she is a democrat, Governor Sebelius receives all her orders, not from the people of Kansas, but from Satan's Handmaiden herself. In fact, Gov. Sebelius began dismantling Kansas' beloved National Guard units by cell phone during her inauguration ceremony. Presumably after Pelosi activated her implanted hypnotic microchip.

Under Sebelius, the Kansas National Guard has:
 * lost all its heavy equipment
 * sent every member to Iraq in order to enslave their children