July 4

July 4 is the American holiday upon which Americans celebrate the fact that we live in the greatest civilization of all time (America, pay attention). In honor of the sacrifices of our forefathers, Americans play baseball while drinking Budweiser and then eat hot dogs (made from German Shepards in honor of America's victory over the Nazis) and Apple Pie. Nothing says America like Apple Pie. It is federal law that every home fly Old Glory proudly out front. If there is no wind, buy a fan and ise it of

To cap off the celebration of freedom, a massive display of firepower is put on.