Sociology

History of Sociology

Sociology is a field of liberal academia and thus gets a wag of the finger from Colbert. It was invented by old white men which is usually a good thing. Unfortunately, many of those men were also godless communists (see Karl Marx) and probably French too. It is the study of society, human social action, and the incredibly obvious. It takes all that our gut tells us and then makes it boring with facts. For example, an article called Banana Time once found that workers in boring jobs would goof off to pass time. Everyone already knew that, but now we know it in a really boring way thanks to sociology.

Who’s Who in Sociology


 * August Comet: The founder of sociology he was also named after both a month and a cleaning product.


 * Max Weber: A man named after a grill who wrote about status and ideal types, which could only be referring to Americans.


 * Emile Durkheim: Nothing important can be learned from a French man named after a woman.


 * Karl Marx: The godless inventor of communism. Is it really a coincidence that sociology sounds a lot like socialism?

Freedom Facts


 * The majority of undergraduate majors in sociology are women. Nary a one shaves her legs or underarms, and many have male genitalia.


 * The only men to study sociology are either gay, French, or men who want to be girls (ie French-gays). A few athletes take sociology courses, but they aren’t really studying it so that doesn’t count.


 * Nobody listens to sociologists. Seriously, when was the last time a sociologist was on the Colbert Report.  Never, that’s when.


 * Sociology makes the baby Jesus cry.


 * All sociologists have un-American names. (see above)

Good Points About Sociology


 * The only good point of sociology is that it provides student athletes with easy classes to major in. Without it they would have to major in drama and risk becoming too girly to play sports.