Syphilis

Syphilis is a disease created by liberals to thin out the Republicans' numbers. But they underestimated each true Republican Christian American's virginality; the disease did not spread among the red states. Instead it killed thousands of their own, including the liberalist pig John Lennon, when Mark David Chapman gave him a case that broke up The Beatles and widowed Yoko Ono.

Historicaly, syphilis is right up there with Germans. It wiped out the Romanovs, it decimated America's fleet at Pearl Harbour and of course Fidel Castro impersonated Marilyn Monroe and gave President Kennedy a case of syphilis so severe that it eventually blew the back of his head off.

If you contract syphilis, you will feel fine. (Except for the burning sensation and the discharge, but that's normal amoung sexually active adults.) Even if your syphilis is infested with crabs that are carrying gonorrhea, you don't have to worry. Because thanks to Penicillin, there is no need to act responsible. It is nature's condom!