Burdens Of The Office



Now that The Father has called a black man to be America's president, His purpose for that office has become clear: no chicks allowed (thin or otherwise).

With that part of His plan in place, The Lord decided that whosoever is accepts His gift of presidency should first be able to pass a simple test of worthiness before bearing the burdens of the office.

The Test

 * are you a man?
 * are you American?
 * are you rich?

The Burdens

 * be confident
 * keeping America safe
 * protecting the sanctity of America's women
 * bringing democracy to the rest of America's Planet