Bear Uprising of 2012

The Bear Uprising of 2012 was predicted by Mexican psychic, Juan Pedro Martinez.

He has predicted that in 2012 the Colbear, on his way to Mt. Rushmore to do battle with Stephen Colbert, takes over a satellite and uses it to broadcast a signal all over the world which activates his sleeper cells.

The sleeper cells are not bears, but brainwashed humans! The Colbear had ordered that humans of all kinds (ranging from small children to high political figures) be captured and taken to the underground labs of Bear City where they would be brainwashed and put back into their homes, only to be activated years later.

Once the Colbear's signal activated the sleeper cells, they went on to free all kinds of captured terrorist bear leaders from their cells and prisons; such as Winnie The Pooh, Big Bear, and the dastardly duo Yogi the Bear and his sidekick Booboo. Bears ran a muck in city streets, shredding people to peices and devouring them on spot.

Cities Overtaken
Chicago, which was already 50% owned by bears and contained an underground bear military institution, then became 100% owned by bears as they destroyed every person in sight of the city and made it their own. They then renamed it to Bearcago, and placed Big Bear, one of the 5 fourteen ft godless killing machines in charge. It became the bears 2nd strongest city.