Diebold

'Diebold Election Systems' revolutionized democracy by creating electronic voting machines that only let people vote for real Americans. The Greatest President Ever was elected President after Diebold machines determined that Al Gore acutally received negative 16,022 votes in Volutia County Florida. Luckily for us, he was re-elected in 2004 after votes in Ohio accidentally placed for Hate America Firster] [[John Kerry were changed by Diebold machines to votes for Dubya.