Welfare Queen

Welfare Queen (title)
 * 1) the ruling member of a monarchical society (or hive).  An unelected post, the Welfare Queen rules for life (or until the benefits run out, whichever comes first)

Welfare Queen Trivia
* the welfare drones in her hive provide her with an unlimited supply of stamps and cheese
 * when not sleeping will spend her days "watching her stories"
 * is distinguished from the rest of the hive by her larger-than-normal curlers and a bathrobe that is more lush than her hive-mates
 * when traveling, the drones pimp out the Welfare Queen's ride with flashy accountrement such as hanging dice and spinning rims.
 * the Welfare Queen may or may not have gold teeth