Volcano Monitoring

Volcano Monitoring is a socialist program that enables Volcano Welfare Queens and Libural scientists to leech from the Tax Payers, endangering America's wallets but fear not! Gov. of Louisiana Bobby Jindal will make sure to cut funds to this libural money pit.

External Volcanoes

 * Bobby Vs The Volcano
 * How Volcano Monitoring is Bankrupting America
 * Volcano Monitoring destroys America's free market business! Insurance industry, Real Estate Industry, and Construction industry lobbies for ending of Volcano Monitoring
 * Libural science continues to brainwash our children!
 * Jindal promises the end of Social Program: Volcano Monitoring
 * Volcano god demands more virgins!
 * Jindal to be sacrificial offering to Angry Volcano god