Nielson Mandela

Nielson Mandela is an Inflatable Rating Booster. This black doll has multiple uses to bring more diversity into your life, without the hassle of actually finding or attracting that urban audience.

This product is produced by the Broadcast Diversity Enhancement Service and P.K. Winsome.

Proper Uses of the Nielson Mandela

 * Emergency Black Friend: Now you can have an inflatable black friend during those emergency moments you need a black friend.
 * Black Viewership Booster: Can be used to increase black viewership when your ratings lack that diversity touch.
 * Carpool Lane Passenger: As a second passenger so you will be able to drive the carpool lane (quick side note, you will get pull over)