Alberto Gonzales

Alberto Gonzales

Alberto Gonzales (born 1966) is the Attorney General of the United States/Illegal Immigrant Rush Limbaugh smuggled in from Mexico. Alberto grew up on a lettuce Plantation in Tijuana, Mexico. Alberto is the youngest of 16 children. Alberto knew in his gut that one day an American southern with two teeth and a confederate flag waving redneck would illegally smuggle him in the country if he vowed to be a minority hating (which means he hates himself), George W. Bush loving, constitution destroying, pro-life having, south shall rise again loving compassionate conservative christian.

Alberto Freedom Factoids

 * Alberto Worships Rush Limbaugh


 * Alberto's idol is Geraldo


 * Alberto hates mexicans