The Pledge of Allegiance/New Pledges

Only six of America's states have pledges guiding residents to proclaim their allegiance.

Please assist the states that lack a pledge listed below with pledge proposals.

Included in the list is Washington, D.C.. As we have learned from Dr. Colbert, D.C. is not part of America, but you can create a pledge for them too.

Alabama Pledge
original pledge text

Idaho Pledge
One potato, two potato, three potato, four You might as well quit countin', because there's plenty more Julienne, crinkle-cut, mashed or home-fry Excuse me, while I kiss the sky

FREEDOM FRIES FOREVER!

Kentucky Pledge
original pledge text

Louisiana Pledge
original pledge text

Taxachusetts Pledge
I um, er ah, pledge allegiance to the bay, Where I kissed a Kennedy, and then turned wicked gay. I don't drink tea, but I enjoy cocaine powda, Along with a dose of warm man-chowda!

VOTE QUIMBY!

Maryland Pledge
I pledge allegiance to the crab, and to the Bay, for which it stands.

Michigan Pledge
original pledge text

Mississippi Pledge
original pledge text

New Jersey Pledge
I woke up this morning, got a blue moon in my eye I broke my father's legs today, and I thought that he would cry. I'm in sanitation, and every night I take out the trash. You'll be sure to turn away, when I give you this wad of cash.

Liberty is our airport Toxic is our air Quit looking at my fat pasta gut It's not polite to stare

This great state is sandwiched Between Philly and the Apple My family likes it in Atlantic City Is that idea so hard to grapple?

May Gawd cut my tongue out, if I dare speak a lie - I will love Bruce Springsteen till the day I die.

Texas Pledge
original pledge text

Utah Pledge
I pledge allegiance to the Church Of Latter Day Saints of America