Censorprovement

Censorprovement

process

1. The process by which censors add excellent value to previously authored material, often improving it beyond recognition by its original authors or creators. Practitioners of Censorprovement are normally called Censorprovers, and are acknowledged to be among the truthiest people in America today - they are exercising their patriotic right to free speech by altering the free speech of others in order to bring it closer in line with the Censorprovers' own gut feelings. Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA heartily approves of Censorprovement so long as it brings the material closer to full truthiness.

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