King Kong

KING KONG


King Kong is a giant ape that has personally ruined the lives of Bruce Cabot, Jeff Bridges, Adrien Brody, Naomi Watts, Jessica Lange, Fay Wray, and Nelson Mandela.

He is smelly and likes to fight Godzilla in his spare time, he has never become quite the scourge to Americans that Godzilla has become for the Japanese.

King Kong is often seen hiding in rap artist Jibbs' trunk, making it so you can hear him before you see him when he rolls in the hood.



The character Donkey Kong is also believed to be based off of King Kong, but Donkey Kong wears a tie so many people are skeptical to this theory.



King Kong is real and didn't really die from falling off the Empire State Building, he currently lives in the back country of Alberta, Canada.

King Kong is most notorious for causing the Russo-Japanese War, in which Dan Quayle and the Montreal Canadians took up arms against the Pokemon menace started by the Shogunate in Japan, the war ended up in Russia where Vladimir Putin took on some bitches. King Kong ate everyone to end the war he started.