User:Slanderson/Multimedia/True American Phone Phreaking

True American Phone Phreaking is a practice done by Forthright Americans who's mission is to put the kybosh on Liberal Democrat Campaigns who would have our country ruined by flip floppity politics of the moment. These Liberal "Thinkers" have at every turn, tried to separate Americans from our true mission as doers, not thinkers. They don't deserve to be in charge of this country, which was hastily formed in the beginning so that you could live in a sphere of Freedom, not some haughty taughty kingdom or principality. True American Phone Phreaking was another invention of the 2nd in charge of guts, Karl Rove. Most recently, it has been applied to shutting down the efforts of that filthy Canadian immigrant, Tom Green, who's effort to clog the tubes of the internets with his live Liberal extravaganza of gayness will very soon, and rightly be crushed. Screw that guy, foreigners aren't funny, and cannot be allowed to contribute to a culture of doers who do so much, that we just don't have time to think.