User talk:WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer




 * Talk Archive

Gays go to hell. Why do you think Jesus called it Gayhenna? Its the fag furnace!

Gods gonna make fun of you
And throw you in hell if you don't make a page with Matthew Sheppard in hell.

Westboro Baptist Church
Whats with the fag pope ass kissing?

Westboro
Westboro: Why is this site filled with so much false prophet ass kissing?

Thanks
Thanks for the encouragement! I think I am pretty much finished with the Secretary Alphonso Jackson page. I went ahead and put it on the sound advice page. Let me know if you have any suggestions! -brent 10/31/2007

Template Help
Hey, I'm making sort of a mock up of a web 2.0 template to be used on pages like Blogger, Youtube or MyFace.com...etc...(sort of like ) At first I was going to do the usual and set random images on either side that are synonymous with the internet, but thats sooo old school media...so I've decided to try and have relatively sort youtube videos instead of images on either side of the text. The problem is, I'm having a hard time getting embedded youtube videos to align (left/right) the same way we normally do images... any ideas? --GlennBecksATool (talk) 22:57, 28 October 2007 (UTC)
 * Heres sort of what I was thinking. These probably aren't the videos I'd use and theres a lot of work to be done to make it smaller and more attractive but basically I'd like to have two videos/gifs on either side with the same text in the center and a random quote below that... similar to what you'd find in the comments section on youtube or a message board. I'd also like to have the videos and/or gifs set to a random shuffle...--GlennBecksATool (talk) 23:33, 28 October 2007 (UTC)



Message
Sent. --GlennBecksATool (talk) 18:13, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

Stephen 4 Prez
Ha, he's running supposedly. Should we promote the bumper stickers now? Called it! --Not MC Esteban™ 20:43, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

I Am an Op-Ed Columnist (And So Can You!)
I Am an Op-Ed Columnist (And So Can You!) By STEPHEN COLBERT

Surprised to see my byline here, aren’t you? I would be too, if I read The New York Times. But I don’t. So I’ll just have to take your word that this was published. Frankly, I prefer emoticons to the written word, and if you disagree :(

I’d like to thank Maureen Dowd for permitting/begging me to write her column today. As I type this, she’s watching from an overstuffed divan, petting her prize Abyssinian and sipping a Dirty Cosmotinijito. Which reminds me: Before I get started, I have to take care of one other bit of business:

Bad things are happening in countries you shouldn’t have to think about. It’s all George Bush’s fault, the vice president is Satan, and God is gay.

There. Now I’ve written Frank Rich’s column too.

So why I am writing Miss Dowd’s column today? Simple. Because I believe the 2008 election, unlike all previous elections, is important. And a lot of Americans feel confused about the current crop of presidential candidates.

For instance, Hillary Clinton. I can’t remember if I’m supposed to be scared of her so Democrats will think they should nominate her when she’s actually easy to beat, or if I’m supposed to be scared of her because she’s legitimately scary.

Or Rudy Giuliani. I can’t remember if I’m supposed to support him because he’s the one who can beat Hillary if she gets nominated, or if I’m supposed to support him because he’s legitimately scary.

And Fred Thompson. In my opinion “Law & Order” never sufficiently explained why the Manhattan D.A. had an accent like an Appalachian catfish wrestler.

Well, suddenly an option is looming on the horizon. And I don’t mean Al Gore (though he’s a world-class loomer). First of all, I don’t think Nobel Prizes should go to people I was seated next to at the Emmys. Second, winning the Nobel Prize does not automatically qualify you to be commander in chief. I think George Bush has proved definitively that to be president, you don’t need to care about science, literature or peace.

While my hat is not presently in the ring, I should also point out that it is not on my head. So where’s that hat? (Hint: John McCain was seen passing one at a gas station to fuel up the Straight Talk Express.)

Others point to my new bestseller, “I Am America (And So Can You!)” noting that many candidates test the waters with a book first. Just look at Barack Obama, John Edwards or O. J. Simpson.

Look at the moral guidance I offer. On faith: “After Jesus was born, the Old Testament basically became a way for Bible publishers to keep their word count up.” On gender: “The sooner we accept the basic differences between men and women, the sooner we can stop arguing about it and start having sex.” On race: “While skin and race are often synonymous, skin cleansing is good, race cleansing is bad.” On the elderly: “They look like lizards.”

Our nation is at a Fork in the Road. Some say we should go Left; some say go Right. I say, “Doesn’t this thing have a reverse gear?” Let’s back this country up to a time before there were forks in the road — or even roads. Or forks, for that matter. I want to return to a simpler America where we ate our meat off the end of a sharpened stick.

Let me regurgitate: I know why you want me to run, and I hear your clamor. I share Americans’ nostalgia for an era when you not only could tell a man by the cut of his jib, but the jib industry hadn’t yet fled to Guangdong. And I don’t intend to tease you for weeks the way Newt Gingrich did, saying that if his supporters raised $30 million, he would run for president. I would run for 15 million. Cash.

Nevertheless, I am not ready to announce yet — even though it’s clear that the voters are desperate for a white, male, middle-aged, Jesus-trumpeting alternative.

What do I offer? Hope for the common man. Because I am not the Anointed or the Inevitable. I am just an Average Joe like you — if you have a TV show.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/10/14/opinion/14dowd.html?ex=1350014400&en=d01aa8aa6034f85f&ei=5124&partner=digg&exprod=digg


 * That was great! --Not MC Esteban™ 12:55, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

Nobel Prize News
I started a "Breaking News" story for Gore's Nobel (by "started" I mean I basically mean there's a placeholder there marking the fact that we should have a story for it). I was hoping you could work on it? I feel a story of such magnitude deserves our collective truthiness. Also, I miss collaborating with you. :) --thisniss 01:27, 13 October 2007 (UTC)
 * Speaking of collaborating, please check out the thing on the admin board about things to do and on-going projects...I got us posted on another site and am waiting to see what the reaction is to that...--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 02:04, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

Video Excerpts
Have you looked at the video submission think on makemeamerica.com. I got this passage:


 * If he admits to any foreign ties, it’s to having a hunting estate at Skilbo Castle in Scotland. And that’s it.  No parades.  No crazy hat dances.  His only clubs are ones like “The South Fork Fishing and Hunting Club” whose manmade, trout-stuffed lake burst through its damn leaving 2,200 dead in one of the greatest floods in American history, the Johnstown Flood of 1889.  Sad event, great social club.  Over 60 millionaires, and that was back when a trolley ride cost a penny.

I think I'll do it sitting in front of a fire, smoking a pipe. --Not MC Esteban™ 19:43, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
 * LOL How very Bob of you!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:15, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

Some stuff
Am I the only one having troubles with the editing tool bar not showing up? I've tested it in both firefox and IE...

Also, are the front page subpages screwed up for you too? it seems like the ajax or whatever code used for the table is broken somehow... (also tested in firefox & IE)

just wondering... --GlennBecksATool (talk) 17:21, 9 October 2007 (UTC)

Help mee!!
I used to be a member in wikiality a long time ago!But then all my free time went and i couldnt come for a long time, so when i came back i forgot my password!! I used to be deathmouse!!With this username I cant claim credit for all the edits I've done before!!Please help me! I really am deathmouse!! Heres proof that i am deathmouse: Thanks for listening, if theres anything you can do, please help (Deathdonkey 02:35, 28 September 2007 (UTC))
 * remember when i asked you for a pic. of a girrafe in bikini?
 * remember when i made the girrafe article?
 * remember when i did that mouse article?(my first article)
 * remember when i asked you for that pic. of mikal moore as jabba the hut?
 * remember when i made that article on the tooth brush
 * remember that article i made on being "nixonish"
 * remeber when i made that article on the eagles diet
 * remember when i wrote that article on Samantha edwards hotness and you banned my account for a while?

Image Size?
Whats the image size we usually try to stay below? I figured it would prompt me, but it sort of continued to upload it without any sort of warning. -- GlennBecksATool (talk) 06:49, 23 September 2007 (UTC)
 * If it lets you load without a warning, it should be okay. I believe the number is: 153600 bytes.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:18, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Have you heard about this yet?
http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2007-09-20-colbert-klingons_N.htm?csp=34

It looks like a big, steaming pile of bullshit to me...I think the full might of the Nation should be brought against this weasel...but in all seriousness I hope Colbert mentions this on his show. --Demonseed 14:52, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

Of course, no problem. :) --Demonseed 17:37, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

That's what I was thinking also; that Colbert was setting up a parody of the Joe Rogan/Carlos Mencia "scandal" (Mencia allegedly has been kifing other comics' stuff.) So, I guess we'll just have to wait and see. --Demonseed 17:45, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

City Table
Didn't you or someone make a city template recently? I could easily make one but I could have swore someone had a template page and everything for it...-- GlennBecksATool (talk • contribs) 00:24, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

awesome, thanks-- GlennBecksATool (talk • contribs) 02:02, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

Blog stuff
Hey. I left notes for the people who updated our blog letting them know that I will be "back on duty." I also wanted to let you know that I've deleted that one wonky post, and that I can edit the others if you think it necessary (although on quick scan they look fine to me). Let me know if you have further thoughts on this. --thisniss 04:56, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
 * My feeling has always been to give precedence to people who participate in the community over people who come in and try to ride our coattails (ahem). I am merely curious (1) how they found out about the blog and (2) why they chose what they did to post on the blog.
 * and (3) if they feel compelled to continue, why they would feel that way...
 * Apparently they are admins from other wikis and have the "authority" to edit any wikia wiki...seems a bit strange to go around and start representin' other pages, though. I guess we should feel flattered that so many people want to get in on our action!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 05:07, 18 September 2007 (UTC)
 * Hi, thanks for letting us know that you guys will be updating the Humor Wikia Blog more regularly now! I have been missing the "Did You Know..." posts. Thank you for deleting the wonky post. If you prefer to take sole responsibility for contributing snippets from Wikiality to the Wikia Humor Blog, please let us know. I am working with Wikia to launch a new version of the blog, and have been asking Bhadani to contribute posts to each of the 9 blogs daily. We pull posts from the top content widget in the sidebar, based on most popular or most visited. I chose the elephant article in particular because of the Hello, Elephant joke up top. I can ask him to pull snippets from the other wikis involved instead (Uncyclopedia, UnMario, and MAlf. Thanks! --Anniemal 14:41, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

Emmys
Turn em on if you can. Stephen and Jon are about to come out. >:D --Not MC Esteban™ 02:22, 17 September 2007 (UTC)

Entertainment footer
Hi -- I'm working on a project for Wikia to help link the TV wikis together, and encourage people to see this as one big site, rather than a lot of little wikis. I'd like to post this footer at the bottom of the main page.

The gaming wikis have started a similar project, and they've seen a lot more cross-traffic. Would it be okay to post this at the bottom of the main page here? You could also feel free to edit it, to fit in better with this community. -- Danny (talk ) 01:51, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
 * Let me see how the other admins feel about it...--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 01:55, 16 September 2007 (UTC)


 * Okay, that would be great. I'll check in, and see what people think. Thanks! -- Danny (talk ) 14:34, 17 September 2007 (UTC)
 * Here is the link to the admin board conversation: Wikiality_talk:Admin_Board--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 08:13, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

Colbert
Is colbert a real conservative or does he just make fun of them? Elassint 00:25, 23 October 2007 (UTC)