Ku Klux Klan

The Ku Klutz Klan is a group of cousin-banging trailer trash who hate anyone who isn't whiter then a fluorescent light bulb. They hate anyone who has a Black Friend, and thus, hate Stephen Colbert. If you spot one, or a group, it is reccomended that you call up Osama Bin Laden and tell him that they are working with the American government (of course, this is not truthiness, or fact for that matter), so he will attempt to kill them.