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=Firefighter Rescues Bear Cub From California Wildfire=
 * Police now have the arsonist in custody. It came as no shock to real Americans that the perpatrator was a bear. --Grazon 20:40, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

=Biologist Catches Giant Stingray=
 * This one's for you Croc Hunter. --Randroid 09:13, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Mah ELEPHANT is MELTIN! --GeorgeM 20:14, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

=Barack Hussein Obama Speaks In Berlin, Germany=
 * Death Star Attacks Berlin Victory Column --GeorgeM 20:24, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

Ich bin ein Weiner!

=The Greatest Maverick Ever Greets Friends At The German Village Establishment In Columbus, Ohio=
 * Introducing McCain's crack team of midget female Secret Service agents. --GeorgeM 20:24, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

=Over 9,000 Barrels Of Oil Spilled Closing Portion Of The Mississippi River=
 * Didn't think The Mississipi could get any dirtier --Lord Jules 4:23 30 July 2008 (UTC)
 * "You got oil in my Mississippi!" "You got Mississippi in my oil!" Two great tastes that taste great together. --Dirpants 07:55, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Ever Delivers Speech About Aid=
 * Abtinence is the only proven way of preventing Aid. --GeorgeM 20:24, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
 * See, aids are only bad when there's more than one of 'em. If there's just one aid, that's a good thing. --Dirpants 07:43, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
 * I don't see a president in that pic.

=Cyclists Compete In 2008 Tour De France=

=Attendees Enter 2008 Comic Con=

=Lance Armstrong Gets To Meet The Greatest Maverick Ever=
 * "Look! Isn't that Matthew McConaughey?" --GeorgeM 20:24, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
 * "How dare you accuse me of trying to steal Lance's one remaining testis!" --Dirpants 07:36, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

While McCain was astutely answering yet another serious question about Chzechslovakia, Lance felt a little bile come up in his throat that he wasn't sure he could keep down this time.
 * "The old fart crapped his pants again."

=The Dalai Lama Gets To Meet Lindsay Graham And The Greatest Maverick Ever=
 * "Here we go 'round the mulberry *cough* *hack* Bush..." --GeorgeM 20:24, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
 * "... *wheeze* ..." --GeorgeM 20:24, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

=Barack Hussein Obama Meets With French President Nicolas Hussein Sarkozy=
 * "No, you're not allowed to do the fist bump. Just shake my hand before you embarrass yourself even more." --Dirpants 07:41, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Good one! -- --OHeL 00:48, 30 July 2008 (UTC)
 * "Obama trumps Sarkozy in a game of "Rock, Paper, Scissors", the final victory of his recent world tour."

=Ford Model T Celebrates 100th Anniversary= We bought this one for John McCain when he turned 16.
 * C. Everett Koop is celebrating! --GeorgeM 20:24, 27 July 2008 (UTC)

=Barack Hussein Obama Meets With Britain's Prime Minister Gordon Hussein Brown=

=The Greatest Secretary Of State Ever Attends ASEAN Regional Forum=
 * Which one is not like the others?--Mr SmokesTooMuch 22:15, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
 * "Number 3... that's the one who robbed the liquor store." --OHeL 00:44, 30 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Number 3. Thats the one who committed the war crimes

=Photographer Detained At Site Of Oil Spill=


 * OK Guys! I think we've found the White House Leak!

=5.4 Earthquake Hits Los Angeles=