Pizzly bear


 * In the year of 2006, a grizzly and polar bear mated. This is just the first step in their plan to create the ultimate killing machine known as a pizzly bear.


 * A pizzly bear, as it becomes an adult, is 7' tall, 500lbs (and 6" long).


 * A pizzly bear, when provoked, will fling fecal matter at it's enemy until covered.