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=Charles Darwin And His Book, 'Origin Of Species'=
 * Yet for all his purported brilliance, Darwin has managed to de-evolve into a giant hunk of rock. - The Lake Effect 12:06, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
 * Guess who said evolution and religion didn't conflict? --Grazon 19:22, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
 * John Paul II?--89.248.169.109 19:42, 18 April 2008 (UTC)
 * Errrr him too but I was thinking of Darwin. --Grazon 20:38, 18 April 2008 (UTC)


 * Hmmm... an underbite, lots of facial hair and heavy brow ridge. Was Darwin writing about himself? --Careax 07:51, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

=Scientists Find Tree That Is Over 9,000 Years Old=
 * Inscribed at the base of the trunk is an example of Proto-Afro-Asiatic language that scholars believe translates into, "John McCain was here." - The Lake Effect 23:28, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
 * Wow! That's great! Lets celebrate the occasion with a bonfire! Now, where to find some firewood... --Careax 07:41, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

=5.2 Earthquake Hits Midwest United States=
 * Dang it God the Westburo Baptist Church is 400 miles to the South West! --Grazon 17:17, 18 April 2008 (UTC)
 * God punish Americans for exposing Sexual Abuse of Children by Catholics Priests.--89.248.169.109 19:46, 18 April 2008 (UTC)
 * "Dang it! I knew I should have started a pillow and cushion store instead!" --Careax 07:43, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

=South Korean President Gets To Meet The Greatest President Ever= That's him--Lee Myung-bak, President of South Korea--driving the golf cart.




 * "Hey Condi, it's true what they say about Asian drivers! They misunderspeedify and de-steer from their lane. Get me off'a this thing!" --Careax 07:46, 19 April 2008 (UTC)
 * "Hey Condi, I like this guy! he doesn't even call me caddy like the Saudis. --Grazon 19:19, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

=American Becomes The First Woman To Win IndyCar Race= This is Danica Patrick, who won the Japan 300


 * She's an amazing driver and good looking.

I think I'm in love. --Grazon 22:24, 20 April 2008 (UTC)


 * (to herself) No matter how fast I drive, I still can't get away from this "Grazon" guy...(just playing with ya!)--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 12:54, 21 April 2008 (UTC)


 * *Runs over your beer and donuts* (just kidding). --Grazon 17:03, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

=European Particle Accelerator To Begin Experiments In Summer, 2008, Photo #1=


 * Just before getting it painted, Dick Cheney has NASA roll out his Flag pin.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 12:49, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

=European Particle Accelerator To Begin Experiments In Summer, 2008, Photo #2=

=Pope Benedict XVI Visits Ground Zero=

=Pope Benedict XVI Conducts Mass At Yankee Stadium=
 * And The Pope wins the World Series! Pope wins! POPE WINS! - The Lake Effect 15:20, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

=South Korean Health Officials Respond To Reports Of Bird Flu=


 * And that's what happens when you get a reports of a lame duck. - The Lake Effect 15:24, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

=Hollywood Director Discusses Darfur With UN Secretary General=


 * Ban ki-Moon turns down Spielberg's offer to play a grown up "Short Round".--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 12:52, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

=Ann Coulter Signs Books At University=
 * This isn't the first time Coulter has been in a mens room. --Grazon 02:05, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
 * Staffers for Larry Craig take notes and snap pictures for "research">--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 02:25, 22 April 2008 (UTC)