Creation

Creation is the way that Jesus chose to make everything. You may have heard that humans evolved from apes, but you are mistaken. If you look in the book of absolute truthiness, the Bible, you will find that Jesus created the heavens and the earth and it only took him 6 days. Evolution says that it took millions of years for life to come as we know it today. The facts are that Jesus made everything in 6 days. Evolution, on the other hand, supposedly took millions of years. Anyone with a brain (which was created by Jesus) should be able to recognize that 6 days is way faster than millions of years. This shows that Jesus knows way more than the left wing intellectuals who would like you to believe that you are evolved from monkeys and thus creation is true.