Godzilla



Godzilla is a gigantic monster created by Hydrogen Bomb tests in the pacific, who periodically destroys Tokyo and rampages through the Japanese countryside. Occasionally he battles other gigantic monsters, Ultraman and the Power Rangers.

The Myth
Godzilla was created due to American tests of the H-Bomb in the Pacific. As such, it is America's fault, and we should put an end to Nuclear weapons.

Truthiness
The above is a load of bullshit.

Godzilla was created, not by American bomb testing, but by the French and their bomb testing. The Blame America Firsters were quick to point fingers at America, but Stephen Colbert knows the truth. He knows it in his gut.

Godzilla is currently under the control of North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Il, who periodically unleashes the monster on Japan. Time will tell of Kim will send Godzilla to destroy South Korea or, worse, the west coast of America.

Monstrous Trivia

 * Godzilla is expected to join the Colbert during the Bear uprising of 2012, bringing with him Rodan, Mothra and King Ghidorah.
 * Godzilla calls dubs on Pearl Harbor.
 * Godzilla spends his free time on Monster Island watching Michael Moore mockumentaries.
 * Godzilla has no balls.
 * Godzilla got his ass kicked by American icon, King Kong.