Cornelius Q. Vestibule

Cornelius Q. Vestibule is a prolific spam writer who was scheduled to appear on the June 12, 2007 edition of The Colbert Report.

Mr. Vestibule was called away for an invesment meeting concerning funds in the amount of $46 MILLION DOLLARS held in probate after the passing of the Ghanian Interior Minister's untimely demise in a ski lift accident.

The funds were to be invested in increasing the size of your manhood to satisfy seksy yung grlls who like it whn u r hng, by buying multiple shares of XITE on the stock market at prices that guarantee a massive return!!!

In his place, video blogger Josh Wolf appeared on The Report.