User:Damiken8tr

The Jellyman
The Jellyman is a manliest man next to Chuck Norris and of course, Dr. Stephen Colbert D.F.A. The Jellyman is black and that means George Bush,the president chosen by God, loves him. The Jellyman kills hippies and people who hate america because he is awesome as is Stephen Colbert.

Facts about the Jellyman
The Jellyman once made love to two women at once and one woman twice.

The jellyman can cause he hates terrorists and makes the world more like america.

He can make love to a dog and no one would say anything cause it would be hot.