User:Political Scientist

Salutations, I am Stephen Colbert's Political Advisor, Dr. McKinley. Because Dr. Colbert is such a genius, however, I don't have to do much, so mostly I sit in the Eagle's Nest and eat Doritos. I used to work for Jon Stewart, but his show was not truthy enough, so now I lounge around the home place of life, liberty, and Lincolnish Truthiness.