Minneapolis Mike

Minneapolis Mike (or "tafkaMinneapolisMike" as he is sometimes known) is an all-American blogger on The Huffingtonpost.com, an internets tube otherwise filthed-up by communist liberal lies.

After Mr. Mike posts his blessed words, the rest of the unwashed hippies clamor into their safe little tube and cry and whine about how correct Mr. Mike is!

Mr. Mike spends hours in his mother's basement crafting Patriotic perfection which is then posted on The Huffingtonpost.com for all to see, and eventually immortalized on another internets tube, PrimaDogma.com.

America thanks you, Mr. Mike!

The Baby Jesus thanks you, Mr. Mike!

And Wikiality.com thanks you, Mr. Mike! Don't let them silence you, brother!

Hallelujah!

All-Time Best Posts

 * "Lead us dear Leader! Command us and we shall obey!"
 * Conservative Jokes!
 * The supposed crimes of Scooter Libby pale in comparison to the horrendous traitorous acts committed by Sandy Burger.