Space Cuba

It all started one day on a school bus. Two young men were discussing the world, politics, and how the younger generations, as well as their own, seemed to have no desire to learn past events or to debate and talk about those who are in power. These two boys envisioned an island out in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The island would be called "Island", and it would be around 5 square miles. It would have trees and a Pizza Hut, as well as a helicopter landing pad and satellite dishes, to pick up any tv channel imaginable.

Then, one day, Chax himself had a dream. He had a dream in which the China and the United States went to war. The war got bloody. It was, of course, over Taiwan, but that is besides the point. It ended in the U.S. launching every nuclear missile it had (or by that time, they were called nukular), and China retaliating. The Russians then launched theirs, as did the French, and soon, the world was a wasteland.

We'll meet again. Not sure where. Not sure when...

Chax did not want to die in the way Dr. Strangelove depicts. He wanted to LIVE! TO LIVE!

So, the two boys began discussing launching Cuba into orbit. The idea grew, and it grew, and it finally became an obsession. They began speaking of the leadership, of how we would reside in Space, watching the war develop, but helpless to stop it. It grew into a Space Community, including Space Germany, Norway, Finland, Australia, and Poland. It included statues of David Bowie, foods named after Castro and Jong-Il and Minh and Stalin and any Communist leader ever. Lenin Licks. Castro Crunchies. Stalin-melon. The idea grew, and it attracted more and more people.

The Republic of Space Cuba will be launched into orbit on April 20th, 2067 at 16:20 hours. It will begin with the use of several stolen tunnel boring machines, which will be used to cut the land away from under us. Then, hundreds of stolen NASA and Soviet rockets will be used to propel us into space, where we will live for 30 years before coming back to earth.

The War of 2007 The war started on a cold September day, with a Declaration of War from the Federation of Space Poland. They began a bombardment of Space Cuba, but our people did not back down. The people used their collective powers is MS Paint to make the enemy look bad, to make them feel bad.

Then, without warning, the People's Revolutionary Air Force struck back, blowing up the governmental palace, located in Warsaw, Poland. The planes swept in from the North, the last place the Poles expected them to come from. They made the Israeli excursion into Iraq look like child's play. But that wasn't all that happened. The Isle of Man stepped in, led by the one and only Rell, and began sending in wave after wave of their very own SAS troops, blowing up trains, missiles, tanks, trucks, entire coloumns of men!!!! Every historian agrees, without the help of the Isle of Man, Space Cubans would not be speaking their native touge of non-sense. They would be speaking douchebag. Thank you Isle of Man.

It was around this time that The Coalition of Coolness stepped in. They scolded the Poles for their unprovoked attack. They sent help to Space Cuba. They blocked out all trade to Space Poland.

It was around this time that Chax was contacted by a representative from Space Slovakia, one of the biggest supporters behind Space Cuba's defensive offensive. They were ready to move in all of their ground forces on his word.

On the morning of January 15th, Space Cuban cigar missiles flew from their silo's, from MRLS vehicles in Slovakia, and the bombers rolled into Warsaw, decimating it.