Bill Belichick



Bill "Balls" Belichick is a great football coach, and an even greater American. Like mentor Dick Cheney, Belichick is a man of few words, but who is chock-full of truthiness. Like Cheney, Belichick graduated with honors from the FU School of Media Relations.

Belichick's lessons under Cheney provided him with the tools to be a successful football coach and the can-do attitude to do whatever it takes to win, including lying, cheating, and stealing old fashion hard work.

Factoids



 * Belichick's insistance on constantly wearing a dirty, torn hooded sweatshirt has started a fashion trend that extends even beyond the football world.