Ohio

See Also:
 * Representatives
 * Senators
 * Other States

History
Ohio was named after the Ohio river even though none of the river is a part of the state. Ohio has caused the Civil War. The fact that Ohio has never had a severe natural disaster naturally makes it a safe haven for pussies and thus the most boring place on earth.

Facts Of The last line of defense
Ohio is in the Great Lakes Region North of the United States. The capital and largest city is columbus, the same city that houses the greatest football..(american)..team in the nation...so good that we are goin to pound michigan like the cheap whore that it is...GO BUCKS...OHIO

Threats to sovereignty
Sharing a border with Canada, Ohio is on the front line of the non-threat posed by this gay nation. Having amassed 90% of its population within 100 miles of the border, the people of North Bass Island are constantly on the lookout for covert Canadian operatives so they can burn American flags with them.

Canada and Ohio has further terrorized America by founding the Columbus Blue Jackets. The coach, general manager, radio play-by-play announcer and star player all hail from the great white socialist north. Using hockey as a front, these jihadists have strategically located themselves in the center of the state near the Capitol Building in order to infiltrate all branches of the government. One can’t help but quiver at the thought of them raping our american youth.