Daily Poll/Archive/October 2007

October 2, 2007
911 points remembered by Senior Analyst WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer It's Tuesday. Time to remember 9/11 again, because 9/11 happened on a Tuesday. Thank God for Rudy Giuliani, who continues to never forget 9/11 by: Throwing an election campaign party with a $9.11 fee. Providing flaming WTC salt and pepper shakers on every table. Covering the floor in asbestos. Keeping ear plugs in blindfolded security guards.

October 1, 2007
Abortion points, McCain church, fetus, Ron Paul, Joementum, independent Republicans are being pressured by Christian conservative leaders to keep kissing babies, especially fetuses, and dump Giuliani, McCain, or Thompson if nominated as the Rpublican president. The obvious choice is: Dick Cheney General Petraeus Ronald Reagan's ghost Ron Paul Feel the Joementum and vote independent