Category:Ark

The Bible tells us that Noah took two of each kind of animal on his Ark to save them from the great flood, and that all the animals alive today on Earth are the descendents of those pairs. Hear that, Darwin? All the animals. Even the crazy looking ones in "Australia." And, yes, unfortunately, even the Godless Killing Machines known as bears.

The following pages describe the animals that Noah rescued from God's terrible wrath. Pay attention Democrats. You won't be so lucky the next time.