Bearcat

The Bearcat is yet another gay hybrid version of the bear. Don't let the name decieve you. While cats may be friendly and cuddily, when combined with a bear this abomination is anything but. The relative unknown beast in the western world has all the deceit and cunning of a bear, combined with the agility, and stalking ability of a cat.

Tools Of Destruction
Any Chinaman that is fortunate enough to survive a bearcat attack will tell you that they never saw the beast until it was too late. The Bearcat's fluid movements and incredible intelligence

When a bearcat cannot use its incredible agility or strength to its advantage, it will use the same tactic house cats use to charm their owners-their cute little whiskers.

What They Eat
You could say Bearcats eat "Chinese Food". Like all bears (including hybrid bears), bearcats dine on human flesh. Living in China these beasts are so skilled in hunting their prey, they are number one killer of people in China. The only exception being, of course, their communist government.

Universities with Pro-Bearcat agendas
Do not send your children to these universities (or any university for that matter):


 * Willamette University, Home of the Bearcats.
 * Binghamton University, Home of the Bearcats.
 * Northwest Missouri State University, Home of the Bearcats.
 * Southwest Baptist University, Home of the Bearcats.
 * Sam Houston State University, Home of the Bearcats.
 * University of Cincinnati, Home of the Bearcats.
 * Lander University, Home of the Bearcats.