The Baby Jesus

Baby Jesus is Jesus before he's not a baby anymore. It makes him cry when people do stupid stuff. He also doesn't like Russ Lieber. His favorite solo music artist is Peter Gabriel, and his favorite band is obviously Marilyn Manson. Peter, Paul and Mary is a close second, however.

Factoids

 * Son of God; known as the son of Joseph in his time. Probably one of the greatest gift God ever put on the Earth, second only to Baby George W.Bush.
 * Nothing is known about his teenage years, so don't expect a Wikiality about it. Unless it's put up by Colbert himself; in which case it's true.
 * The preferred god of Ricky Bobby, and his smokin' hot wife!

Adult Life

 * See Jesus Christ