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=University Denies Award to Jeb Bush= Please Give Jeb Bush An Award



Katherine Harris's penis? About yay big. --MC Esteban 21:29, 24 March 2007 (UTC)


 * Now just a minute - you saying that I can't graduate from High School?Tourskin 04:12, 25 March 2007 (UTC)

Jeb shows off his mad Mr. Roboto dance skills. --Careax 16:36, 25 March 2007 (UTC)

When I'm president, I'll be gettin' a White House chef who knows how to make them foot-long hotdogs... --Alethic Logic 21:40, 25 March 2007 (UTC)

"The best thing about Florida is, we got the mamacita like... jou know?" Factbook 17:34, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Beavis, you suck. The Man in Black 13:51, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

=One of the World's Smallest Owls=

o rly? --MC Esteban 21:27, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

Hugo Chavez displays Venezuela's latest export: the novelty thumb-warmer. --Careax 00:42, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

World's largest tumour. The Man in Black 13:51, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

=UCLA Bruins Defeat Stephen Colbert's Pick To Win NCAA Tournament=

Don't let the cute mascot fool you. These Bruins will kill you. --El Payo 01:33, 25 March 2007 (UTC) GO BRUINS! 'Go Bruins!' is not intended as an endorsement of bears.

Bear revolt only 5 years away!

What the unsuspecting public don't realize is there's a real bear under that foam costume! --Careax 16:41, 25 March 2007 (UTC)

In a surprisingly candid step, UCLA officially change their nickname to the Godless Killing Machines. --Careax 16:41, 25 March 2007 (UTC)

I tell ya, I tell ya... even reincarnated as a bear I can't get no respect! Factbook 19:28, 25 March 2007 (UTC)

I pledge to choke and allow a team from The Greatest President Ever's favorite state win.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 03:01, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

=Commander of HMS Cornwall in Persian Gulf= Commander Nick Lambert answers questions from the media regarding 15 sailors being held by Iran.



"Mr. Bean goes to war" - coming to theaters near you - Summer 2007. --Alethic Logic 01:52, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

"Well, you see, weee can't doooo anythink until the Queen says sooooo."Tourskin 05:34, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

Commander Nick Lambert demonstrates, to journalists, the function of a Poop Deck. --The Man in Black 13:56, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

=Alberto Gonzales Answers Questions=

"You mention those attorneys one more time and BAM! I'll bust a cap in yo ass bitch!" --Careax 06:57, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

"You're fired"Tourskin 05:32, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

=Harlequin Looking For Real Men=

Marlboro man prepares for balls-enhancement surgery. --Alethic Logic 15:34, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

Photoshoot for the cover of Harlequin's newest title, Stemming the Rose: The Brokeback Mountain Movie Novel. --MC Esteban™ 10:19, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

Ryan Seacrest eagerly greases himself up for another encounter with an unsuspecting cowboy. --Careax 06:45, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

=Albino Baby Wallaby=

Mutant rabbit flashes its bizarre genitalia. --Careax 06:54, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

=A Tree Was Uprooted By Strong Winds in Los Angeles=

Internet troll headquarters discovered. --Alethic Logic 15:32, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

=Two Giant Pandas=

If you have sex with your clone, isn't it technically "masturbation"? --Alethic Logic 00:05, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

You can't spell "panda" without "PDA"! --Kudzu 07:43, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

=Philippine President Arroyo With Largest Fruit Shortcake=

Four-Square productions introduces sequel "Attack of the Killer Strawberries". --Alethic Logic 23:57, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

Arroyo knights Stephen Colbert's left nut. --Alethic Logic 00:03, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

"I hereby dub thee Sir Strawberrylicious." --El Payo 22:58, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

=A Female Will Umpire Major League Exhibition Game=

...and when that day comes, we might publish a picture of her on Wikiality.com. --OHeL 09:48, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

=2007 Radio and Television Correspondents Association Dinner=

"Please tell me I just sat on some chocolate pudding?" --Careax 08:04, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

"If looks could kill - oh, if only looks could kill" --Alethic Logic 02:55, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

"Do I want to stroke your what???" --OHeL 03:12, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

Bush "Oh dear God...is she beh..." Nancy: "GUESS WHO!" Tourskin 04:13, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

The president fervently hopes that Pelosi will not unleash her terrifying laughter at his ridiculously stupid-looking glasses. --Kudzu 07:45, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

Pelosi checks to see if anyone's home. --Careax 07:59, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

Now is not a good time for a Fart Joke, Pelosi, I just had chilli--Colberican 09:23, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

=Man Watches Tornado Cross Highway=

World's dumbest driver. --Alethic Logic 02:53, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

...drops off world's dumbest pedestrian...--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 02:54, 30 March 2007 (UTC)


 * (I love it when we work as a team).

=Solar Panels=

Al Gore's Liberal Technology pollutes the landscape Tourskin 04:12, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

You never know when you might need to fry a really big omelette. --Kudzu 07:48, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

=Astronaut Stuck in Space=

"Yes, I'm frequently dressed like this... and how did you know I don't have any children?" --OHeL 03:01, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

Michelin Man's true identity revealed. --Alethic Logic 03:02, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

"I think I need to change my diaper!" --Careax 06:00, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

=2007 World Pizza Olympics=

New flexi-sheetrock proves to be a big flop. --Careax 04:56, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

=Singer Bono Receives Honorary Knighthood=

Two quid -- that's what I paid for these tea shades Factbook 18:35, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

=A Baby Tapir and Its Mother=

=A Wildfire Threatens the Hollywood Sign=

Gomorrah, you're next! --Alethic Logic 16:28, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

Next on our Entertainment Hollywood segment: Why we call them "flaming liberals"... Factbook 16:38, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

=2007 European Table Tennis Championships=

=Sydney, Australia Recognizes "Earth Hour"=