Wrestling



Wrestling is an ancient sport consisting of at least two healthy robust men physically manuevering each other to gain the dominant position in a prescribed area called a "ring". Points are awarded for "pinning" an opponent, "taking down" an opponent or even "escaping" from an opponent.

Wrestlers wear simple outfits called "onesies" that cover just the dirty parts. They also have specially designed shoes and headgear to protect the ears of the combatants.

Wrestling Moves

 * Body Slam
 * Suplex (Both German and American,)
 * French Suplex (a hug and a wink)
 * Elbow Drop
 * Big, Crappy Leg Drop
 * Pile Driver
 * Pile Driver onto a flaming 2x4 wrapped in barbed-wire
 * Armbar
 * The Tazzmission
 * The Corporate Elbow
 * The Big Boot from the middle rope... Of Doom!
 * Crossface Chicken Wing
 * Figure Four Leg Lock
 * Tree of Woe
 * Sweet Shin Music
 * Wacky Tackle
 * The Awesome-izer
 * Finger Poke of Doom

Famous Wrestlers

 * Andre The Giant
 * Hulk "Super Zodiac #2" Hogan
 * Stone Cold Steve Austin
 * Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
 * "The Macho Man" Randy Savage
 * Lex Luger

Famous Wrestling Coaches

 * Dennis Hastert, who once said,
 * "If you pull it, you ice it."