Michael Savage

Michael Savage is the host of the political radio show Savage Nation, a blatant ripoff of the Colbert Nation. He holds a Ph.D in nutrition science but, since he can yell really loud and call liberals unpatriotic, he is well-qualified as a political commentator.

Savage's real name is Michael Alan Weiner. It's probably pronounced like wiener or whiner, so you know he was made fun of as a kid. He made up his manly Savage persona to compensate for his low self-esteem.