Pirates

Pirates (PIE-rat) are a race of mythological aquatic humanoids created by Liberals and Communists to support their hair-brained theories of global warming and evolution. Fascist propaganda tells stories about pirates celebrating larceny, alcoholism, and poor speech habits, all known properties of Liberals (created in their own image, one would say). Some recognizable traits of Pirates include cybernetic augmented arms and legs, eye patches, pet birds, and jet packs.