Jerry Garcia

Jerry Garcia
Jerry Garcia was the bearded frontman of the rock band Grateful Dead. Jerry Garcia followed the dirty Hippie lifestyle, which is NOT GROOVY to the baby Jesus, but is very groovy to Hunter Kendrick.

Bands
Jerry Garcia was in a number of Tree Hugging bands (see Tree Hugger). Including Grateful Dead, Old And In The Way, New Riders Of The Purple Sage, and The Jerry Garcia Band. Though recently he has been resurrected to form the band The Grateful Undead.

Instruments
Jerry Garcia could play Guitar, Banjo, and Steel Guitar. On one of his custom guitars, he has a picture of skeleton with long hair, this was a self portrait of what a person looks like after excessive marijuana smoking.

In Search Of The Missing Finger
When Jerry Garcia was a young boy his hand slipped into a wood cutter and cut of his middle finger, which made him to be unable to flick people off, causing him to be a nice dirty hippie. Recently it has been discovered that the Pillsbury Dough Boy stole it and put it on his hand, so he could flick people off when they poked his belly.