Stephen Colbert's Formula 409

In an unprecedented move, Stephen Colbert and the Clorox Company have teamed up to create a new & improved version of the popular cleaning product, Formula 409. When it became known that Stephen Colbert's Formula 401 was not just a baby-maker, but a powerful degreaser as well, a bidding war broke out amongst many top companies, and it is estimated Mr. Colbert earned somewhere in the 7-figure vicinity for his chemical secret.