Gays in the Military



Having Gays in the Military is one facet of the homosexual agenda. The gays believe that with a toned and well-oiled fighting force, they will be able to secure the borders of the East Coast and West Coast from the rest of the nation. When this has been done, the gays can then have all the gay marriages and gay adoptions they could ever wish for in their wildest, MGM-produced, technicolored Judy Garland dreams.

Well, the rest of America is not just going to lie idly by and let this happen, gays!! There are many it-getters already fighting behind enemy lines, trying to combat the swelling and throbbing tide of homosinsuality. There may be a surge on in Iraq, but that doesn't mean we're ready to give up on our good old American values of Mom, flag-waving, fag-bashing and apple pie!

Don't
Currently, there is a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy in effect throughout America's military. This policy was initiated by Bill Clinton and is rumored to have been put into place so that there would be fewer straight men around screwing up his ratio. For whatever reason, gays are in the military and soon they'll be in you. They are learning to fight on land, sea, air and at Nascar rallies.

Now see, thing is, I don't want to be unfair. The problem with the gays is not necessarily so much with their gayness per se. It's just that, you know. Well, for one thing, they are a distraction to all the heterosexual men who have to be around them. This is one of the reasons the freedom opportunity in Iraq is not going as planned. These gays in the military are probably working in collaboration with the Gaylamofascists to help secure the Mid-East for their gay brethren.

The GiTM Agenda
Of course, the Gaylamofascists aren't the only group working with the Gays in the Military. The GiTM are also working in conjunction with the Velvet Mafia. While the Velvet Mafia works to influence legislation, the GiTM are being groomed as a contingent insurrection force should the Velvet Mafia's plans to subvert America's mores with policy fail. But the gays have planned for all this as well. Their firm and musky smelling stranglehold over Hollywood and the rest of the "arts," is used to quell the masses into believing that being gay isn't evil. They especially use the NBC network to pass coded messages amongst the gay community and to promote a positive spin of the gay lifestyle. NBC is the only major network they trust and the one with the hottest male anchors (Brian Williams is a HUNK). And besides, NBC owns Bravo.

The GiTM have also brokered a tenuous working relationship with the Gay Bears, but due to the volatile nature of bears, their dealings have been strained to the point of collapsing in a sweaty, breathless heap of bodies where you don't know where one man begins and another ends.