Blame America First Crowd

The Blame America First Crowd are the lowest form of life in America.

Their name says it all; no matter what is happening, in any and every situation, the first thing they do is blame America.

Origins
Inside the Nina on it's way over from Old Europe, one of the pilgrims caught a cold and instantly blamed the boat, the length of the trip and even the New World.

And thus, the Blame America First Crowd was born.

B.A.F.C. in The New World
At the first Thanksgiving, the B.A.F.C. complained about that there wasn't enough stuffing, the cranberry sauce had seeds in it and there wasn't enough white meat in the turkey. Naturally, it was America's fault because stuffing hadn't been invented yet, cranberries need seeds to grow in the American soil and once you go black, you never go back (See: Alan).

B.A.F.C. During The Civil War
Basically, they are Southerners.

B.A.F.C. During World War I
Bitch, bitch, bitch, first getting into the war, then not getting paid for being in the war, then everyone has a flu, etc, etc.

B.A.F.C. During the Great Depression
This is actually when they started to really get going. Wah, wah, wah, there isn't enough food, wah, wah, wah. And here is a littany of the things the B.A.F.C. blamed America for:
 * bank failures
 * not enough jobs
 * starving old people
 * the weather
 * Amos and Andy

B.A.F.C. During World War II
This is when the B.A.F.C. went silent because everyone was too busy working together as a way to sacrifice for their fellow Americans overseas.

The B.A.F.C. After the War
Houses were too square, they all looked the same, the oven doesn't heat the food fast enough, TV is black and white and on and on, the B.A.F.C. couldn't contain their need to find something to bitch about which of course was America's fault.

The B.A.F.C. During the Hippie Era
During this era, the B.A.F.C. were often high but that didn't stop them from their bitching/blaming spiral. Segregation is bad, poverty is bad, wah, wah, wah. And whose fault was it? For the B.A.F.C., there was only one answer: America, first and foremost.

The B.A.F.C. During the Reagan Era
This was the time when the B.A.F.C. were finally on their way out. Americans were the world's leader in bootstrap sales, and used them en masse. The B.A.F.C.'s agenda and rhetoric were losing their hold on America, and soon they would fall.

The B.A.F.C. in the Colbert Era
Sure, they still exist, but now, with Stephen Colbert on the job, they are held accountable for their blamefests, now, they get nailed!