Psychic

Psychics are real.

(I'm sensing doubt...)

Psychics have the most awesome superpowers. They can read people's minds and see into the future and move things just by scrunching up their faces. And because they are extra-scientitious, there is no need for proof, nor is there any proof sufficient.

(I'm getting a sense of hostility...)

Extra-Scientitious Phenomenom (ESP)
Psychics are but one of the many real and truthy flavors of ESP. Others include:
 * 1) seeing UFOs
 * 2) denying the holocaust