Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (Secret Republican)

''This article is about the Secret Republican President of Iran. For the actual Hippy Bear-Lover who is currently in power, see Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.''

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (mah-MOOD ah-mah-genie... mah-MOOD ah-mah-dinner... mah-MOOD ah-mah-something-or-other) is the Secret Republican President of Iran. His membership in the secretive cabal was recently revealed to the world, in the results of the June 2009 Iranian presidential elections. While Ahmadenijihad appears outwardly to be the exact opposite of everything that America stands for, behind closed doors he's as Red White and Blue as Apple Pie or George W. Bush.