The A-Tieam

The A-Tieam is a group of butt-kicking Americans who protect truth, justice and the American way. It was started in the 1970s by George W. Bush. Known members include:
 * Mr. T,
 * Jesus,
 * Superman,
 * Yoda,
 * and Chuck Norris

Together they fight the evil menace of Jean-Claude Van Damme and his evil group of Muslim Frenchies.

If you're in trouble, and you can find them, maybe you can hire The A-Team.

Stephen Colbert once suggested that President Jed Bartlett, television President from The West Wing, should have pardoned The A-Tieam before he left office.

No word yet on the pardon, Bartlett is a liberal afterall.