T&A

T&A or 'Tits & Ass' was The Wørd for July 17, 2006.

It was chosen in honor of the 2006 Miss Universe pageant, which offered us a way out of World War III.

The pageant, consisting of 86 countries and 172 lovely breasts united the planet in recognition of how smoking hot these chicks were, and let us set aside our petty differences over religion, border disputes and economics as collectively prayed to our respective Gods for a nipple slip.