Toyota Prius

When it comes time for liberals and hippies to buy a new car, there's only one real choice for them: the Toyota Prius.

Popularity
The vehicle was originally manufactured in small numbers by Japanese car-maker Toyota as a joke. The Japanese wanted to watch small, underpowered cars get crushed by powerful, macho American trucks, much like the Romans watched Christians ripped limb-from-limb by lions. Unfortunately, insecure liberals saw the car as an opportunity to push their mythical global warming agenda.

How It Works
Unlike conventional automobiles, the Prius ruins on a blend of ethanol, socialism and aborted fetuses. As a "hybrid", the vehicle also includes an electric motor, which allows the drivers to concentrate on things like Al Franken and hating America without being distracted by noise.

Fractoids

 * The ratio of Priuses to humans in San Francisco is 3 to 1.
 * The Prius can't even pass Georgia's emmissions test.
 * Every Toyota Prius comes preinstalled with a faded "Kerry-Edwards '04" bumper sticker.