Terrorist Bear Leaders

The terrorist bear leaders are a coalition of the ten top bears. More specifically, they are the coalition of large bears against truthiness and The Greatest President They have all existed since the beginning of time. According to reports by Donald Rumsfeld, they are allied with the terrorists, Democrats, The Weather, and men in beards. They are currently in Iran planning Bear uprising of 2012.

Colbear
Colbear is the head of all of the bears and the Terrorist Bear Leaders. He is Stephen Colbert's arch enemy. He is also an anti-american, communist, Islamic, homosexual, abortionist, Pat Robertson-hating fiend. He has but one true weakness: Stephen Colbert. He is actually, the son of Eve and The Serpent.

Winnie the Pooh
More commonly known as Winnie the Poop, Winnie The Pooh is an overweight, homosexual bear. He is second in command of the Terrorist Bear leaders. Although he remains serving time in Siberia, he is getting information through a Donkey that visits him at night, Eeyore. He is predicted to be released soon before the Bear uprising of 2012.

Yogi the Bear
Yogi the bear instantly became third in command of the Terrorist Bear Leaders when Colbear saw him stealing Picanic baskets from Real Americans. Not much else is known about Yogi the bear except that he is currently living with President Mahmoud Ahmedinejihad in Iran. He is possibly having an affair with Mahmoud.

Boo-Boo
Boo-Boo is Yogi the Bear's homosexual lover. He was drafted into the Terrorist Bear Leaders soon after Yogi. He is currently somewhere in Africa, which may or may not exist. If he is in Africa, which may not exist, perhaps he does not exist?

Mario
"Mario" is fifth in command of the Terrorist Bear Leaders. He has been widely distributed in media, to give the impression that he is a friendly human. But, in truth, he is just a bear who has mastered the ability of morphing. His main job is to journey through pipes and clog up the tubes of The Internets

Bear Uprising of 2012
The Terrorist Bear Leader's current main plot is this, the Bear uprising of 2012. In this uprising, major places such as Los Angeles, CA; New York, NY Chicago, IL; Austin, TX; Houston, TX; Provo, UT; and Marin County, CA will be taken over by the bears. But, since New York City, LA, and Marin are already under the liberal bears' control 99.234%, not much will change there. Important cities, though, will be doomed. The only person who can prevent this massacre is Jesus (Pat Robertson), but he will of course, need the help of Stephen Colbert.