Motley Crue

Motley Crue kick ass.

Their lead singer is Vince Neil, who in the 80s fucked LOTS of girls and did lots of drugs. He is infamous for leaving out words during shows.

Their guitarist is Mick mars. He has kids so he must have had sex, though his appearence makes one wonder what girls would go through with it. Mick is mysterious. Nikki Sixx (see below) has claimed Mick is hung like a horse. Mick has been rumored to boil cats and sleep in a coffin. During the 80s instead of doing all sorts of fucked up drugs, Mick mars strictly drank, and drank A LOT.

Nikki Sixx, the main lyric and music writer, is the bassist for Motley Crue. He was the biggest drug user of the four. During the 80s he fought a battle with heroin 9which he technically lost since he died for 15 minutes, however he was revived). Today he is clean and sober. Nikki Sixx hates Poison.

Tommy Lee is the drummer for Motley Crue. He has a huge cock. Much of the world has seen his huge cock in his video with Pam Anderson. Hes an amazing drummer with lots of energy. He also fucked lots of chicks.