Buffalo

Factonistas like to say that the buffalo is really just a kind of cow. Don't be fooled.

Just one look into the evil eyes of these rampaging beasts will convince you that the buffalo is actually another of Satan's minions and a close cousin of the bear.

Ted Turner raises buffaloes in Montana as rampaging killing machines. He plans to turn them loose upon God's Country in massive thundering herds if Democrats ever gain control of Congress.