Seal Team 6

Seal Team 6 does not exist, but if they do exist, they would be a kick ass team.

Targets
People that Seal Team 6 did not kill since they do not exist, but if they did exist they would claim responsability:


 * King George
 * Adolf Hitler
 * Saddam Hussein
 * Osama bin Laden

Facts About Seal Team 6 If They did Exist

 * Seal Team 6 doesn’t drink OJ for breakfast - they drink Agent Orange.
 * Seal Team 6 is what happens when a moveable object meets an unstoppable force.
 * Night Vision Goggles are totally useless without Seal Team 6.
 * Seal Team 6 is actually 20.
 * Seal Team 6 is trained to bury their targets at sea.
 * Seal Team 6 would accept Allah of it were not for the religion.
 * Seal Team 6 does NOT know who you are either.
 * Seal Team 6 is to Seal teams what a stinger is to a hornet.
 * When the president runs out of all options he calls for "Seal Team 6"
 * President Jimmy Carter did NOT use Seal Team 6.
 * Seal Team 6 lands choppers for shit.
 * Super-human misery suffers from a "Seal Team 6 complex."
 * They are called "Seal Team 6" because 96% (9+6=15 & 1+5=6) of applicants drop out within 6 minutes of day one.
 * Mount Everest once tried - unsuccessfully - to climb Seal Team 6.
 * Seal Team 6 is never taught that they are maggots.
 * Awesome is so Seal Team 6 that's it's unbelievable.
 * Seal Team 6 believes that a dead target is always less work.
 * Wives of terrorists have nightmares about Seal Team 6.
 * Seal Team 6 must run while carrying a boat 2000 miles before breakfast.
 * Seal Team 6 doesn’t use toilet paper, they use terrorists wrapped in barbed wire.
 * Seal Team 6 issued a Fatwa on Allah.
 * It's useless for targets to flee from Seal Team 6 - they will simply die exhausted.
 * Seal Team 6 is to combat what Godzilla is to lizards.
 * Seal Team 6 blood is worth on average one million dollars per drop - dead or alive – in training costs.
 * Kryptonite and Uranium are both allergic to Seal Team 6.
 * God is the 7th member of Seal Team 6.
 * Seal Team 6 doesn’t need nukes because headshots are much more fun.
 * Predator Drones are jealous of Seal Team 6.
 * You are not truly fucked unless Seal Team 6 says so.
 * Secrecy itself doesn't know who's in Seal Team 6.
 * Seal Team 6 once granted an audience to Pope John Paul I.
 * Rambo flunked out of Seal Team 6 in his prime.
 * Seal Team 6 has never heard of Chuck Norris.
 * More men claim falsely to be former Seal Team 6 members than those who don't.
 * After making love your wife/husband apologizes for not being Seal Team 6.
 * Cancer is terrified of catching Seal Team 6.
 * There is absolutely no cure if you are infected by Seal Team 6.
 * Water can actually survive under Seal Team 6.
 * Seal Team 6 doesn’t fuck unless ordered to.
 * Whatever Seal Team 6 doesn’t kill only makes them stronger.
 * Porn actors have Seal Team 6 on their PCs.
 * Jack Bauer was rejected from Seal Team 6 for being a gay-pacifist.