Nerd Patrol/Alpha

If you look deep in the crevaces of nerd society, you'll find splinter cells of kamakazi nerds, nerds who are either unafraid or unable to control their hatred for jocks and mods. Because of this much debated character flaw, these brave nerds can be seen slapping the perfect symmetry off of popular faces in every school in our land. It will be difficult, but we as popular americans must force the studios to bury the "Revenge of the Nerds" movies. It may be our only hope at a world free of subversive Nerd executed brutality upon our beautiful, and widely known faces.