The Black Death

The Black Death was a 14th Century version of The AIDS. It affected over two thirds, and killed perhaps as much as 50% of the population of Europe. Most of those affected were homosexuals, Protestants, and Suriphiliacs. Like the modern day plague of communism, The Black Death (or bubonic plague) originated from Russia in 1347, and spread throughout Europe.

Causes
"Blame Rat Firsters" will tell you that The Black Death was spread through the bite of the common black rat (Rattus rattus). To their credit, this theory does make sense to the gut. Rats have sharp, yellow teeth perfect for nibbling on human flesh. Another theory popular with people at the time (and among many today, except with the BRF crowd) clears the black rat of wrong doing. These people insist that it was not the rat, but rather it was the common Jew (Cheatis Scapegoatus) who spread the plague throughout the world.

Normally Stephen would frown upon any racist stereotypes made against a group of people (even thought they deny the existance of Jesus), but this theory may have some merit. As you know, half of the population of Iceland was killed by the plague, even though the rat was not introduced to Iceland until 1852 (aboard the Wet Dream 2). In contrast, the Jew has been common all over the world since the 6th century BC.

Symptoms And Treatment
Dying of the Black Death is probably one of the least enjoyable things one could do. It is on par with listening to John Kerry read The New Oxford Dictionary, or seeing Hillary Clinton naked.

Symptoms
Like all things Russian, The Black Death was not very pleasant. Once a person was bitten by a rat, a person had 4-5 days before they died. But before they did, a person went a series of maladies demonstrating God's anger with them.

The Black Death And The AIDS
rightous christians seemed immune to the Black Death then as they are now to The AIDS.

Another Gift Of God To White People
For those not on the nerd patrol, this may be a little hard to understand. One does not even have to understand this, except to know that it is a gift from God. This gift is called "CCR5-Δ32" by scientists. Normally, scientists are not to be trusted, except if their science is agreeable to God.