User:The Lake Effect

=Occupations= I am currently a CIA Section 31 agent deep undercover in the savage land of Toronto. Some of my duties include the following: Pursuant to my assignment as a Disinformation Officer, I have infiltrated NoFactZone.net as the Senior Canadian Correspondant. I am now applying for control the Captain of the Canadian Club on Wikiality. Isn't that some kind of liquor they distill in Windsor, Ontario?
 * Profiling anti-American activities on Canadian soil.
 * Setting up secret prisons so secret that I don't even know where they are.
 * Impregnating the local population to Americanize the gene pool.

Conclusions
It smells like moose droppings here. The girls taste like maple syrup. Where's my gun?

Other things about me that you cannot verify
Robert Ludlum wrote his Bourne series of novels based on my life. He owes me a ton of royalties.

=Activities on Wikiality=

Article creation

 * I Am America (And So Can You!)

Further expansion

 * András Simonyi
 * Baker, Tataramoa and Nebbes
 * Coalition of the Willing (band)
 * Jason Jones
 * Ontario