Skiing

Skiing is the greatest sport ever invented. Enemies of truthiness have tried to spread rumors that skiing was invented in Europe, or even China thousands of years ago. These rumors are obviously false, since God had not created the earth that long ago, nor could the Europeans or the Chinese invent such a great sport. Skiing was actually invented in America in the 1950's. Although skiing is American, Europeans and Canadians are allowed to practice the sport, so long as they acknowledge that they did not invent it. Bode Miller is an American and the greatest skiier ever. The liberal media has tried to spread the rumor that Miller is a hippy. This is not true. Bode is a Republican and a Great American. He often drinks with Ted Nugent. His failure to win any medals at the 2006 Olympics has nothing to do with partying too much, the courses simply couldn't handle his awesomeness.