Stephen Colbert's Formula 401

Stephen Colbert's Formula 401 is the secret ingredient in the pursuit of happiness. Colbert in his former life as Bilbo Baggins actually slayed a mighty Dragon to obtain this formula in which one of the active ingredients is breast milk from cambodian immigrants. Stephen Colbert's Formula 401 is also in the secret recipe of the Krabby Patty from Sponge Bob Square Pants. Stephen protects this formula with his life.