FDIC

Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) is part of the socialist plot to Communistasize America's free market.

How the FDIC Works
Bank customers deposit money into banks. The banks pay their shareholders and CEOs. The government bails them out when the dollar tanks.

Lobbyists distract Congress with hookers and blow as the banks fail to pay into the system for 10 years.

Later, mortgage-owners are foreclosed on when the banks call in the loan and they have no money because banks aren't providing credit to other industries. The only people this doesn't work on are sheriffs and U.S. Marshalls; they will always have work.