Jimmy Carter

Jimmy Carter is the 39th President of the United States. He succeeded Gerald Ford in 1976, and had his ass handed to him by the heroic Ronald Reagan in 1980, ushering in 12 years of glorious Republican rule.

Election To The Presidency
Carter is a peanut farmer who was elected to our nation's highest office due to voting machine error.

Carter's Presidency
After appointing his brother Billy to head up the Bureau of Alcohol, Carter was frightened nearly to death by a pelagic rabbit, an incident which caused severe mental issues.

He then kidnapped the staff of the American Embassy in Tehran and is still holding them captive to this day, forcing them to build free housing for liberals all over the world.

Worst President? Or our worstest President? Stephen hasn't been able to decide.

Fun Fact
He claims to have a degree in nucular engineering, but can't even pronounce nucular like President George W. Bush does.