Isaiah Mustafa

Isaiah Mustafa aka Old Spice Man aka The Man Your Man Could Smell Like is a cool cat, and a manly man (not as manly as Stephen Colbert but he still takes second place), even his fureign name sounds cool and manly.

Stephen Colbert + Isaiah Mustafa Theory of Manliness
It is believed that if Stephen Colbert's manliness were to class with Isaiah Mustafa's manliness it could create The Big Bang of Manliness causing the ladies all over the universe to reach Universal Orgasm which could literally shatter our reality forever... which is why these two must never meet... ever!