Nerd

The National Endowment for Republicising Democrats. An organization that supports our troops and intellegently follows the learned teachings of George W. Bush. Formed shortly after the end of the Time Before Terror this organization is strongly commited to un-pussifying the American populace by reducing bleeding-heart, pacifist and generally pussified tendencies.

Stephen Colbert will aknowledge this organization on November 26, 2006 on "The Colbert Report". These heroes are not geek liberals in their mother's dank basements (nor are they the (quote) "the baddest dungeon masters ever" (unquote).) No, they are in fact an elite group of ninjas who use their various ninja-y skills (including Jedi-rivaling mind control) to inform the general masses of the actual truth that the liberal media refuses to recognize. Such truth comes from one source and one source alone, their ever discreet secret ninja leader Dr. Stephen Colbert.

Even though Dr. Colbert has never admitted outright his involvement in the nerd ninja organization one can easily see by the way he moves, and even the way he sits behind his desk that he possesses the kinetic prowess that could only be maintained by the leader of the most elite of ninja organizations.

The nerd ninjas are loyal to their leader known as the Greatest Oldest Dungeoneer or G.O.D for short. They follow his orders without question because they are the nerd ninjas for truthiness. They are absolutely not the nerd ninjas for truth which are an entirely different organization set upon the world by Satan himself. The nerd ninjas for truthiness are waging a battle against the nerd ninjas for truth and (as expected) are triumphing in every way. Their victory is aided most by the fact that the nerd ninjas for truth are liberal brown nosers without girlfriends with low self esteem and over powering body odor.

This war started a long time ago back when truthiness (the original moral compass dating back six thousand years when God instilled it into the heart of man (Adam) which he created in how own image) was split in half by treacherous God-haters who formed their own ideas and called their educated opinions based on fact "truth." Thankfully, truthiness came before truth and will no doubt out last it. While the war on truth is still being waged by the bravest of all nerd ninjas (those for truthiness and the American way) it will soon be finished resulting in ultimate victory for those ninjas who are given orders by G.O.D.