Newfoundland and Labrador

Newfoundland is a magical place in Eastern Canada. It is full of cod fish, old men, leprechauns and syphillus. Newfoundland didn't exist before 1949. Thats why it's called new-found-land. In 1949 it was recruited by the terrorist regime of Canada. Newfoundland is a pussy though and wants to seperate from Canada. These double-crossers that call for seperation wear green, white and pink flags and claim that the Canadian province of Newfoundland should become a nation: The Republic of Newfoundland. I think they're all just commies though.

At one point, Newfoundland tried joining the US, but many newfies and Americans alike wanted none of that, so like the fat boy dates the ugly girl in highschool, Newfoundland joined Canada instead.

People in Newfoundland talk with crazy accents, and pronounce the word "boy" as Americans pronounce "bye". The accents come from generations of children whose parents had no teeth due to poor hygeine, not to mention the official sport of Newfoundland is rock chewing.

Newfoundland has a high bear population. Needless to say they also have a high population of "bears", aka large, hairy men who want to have sex. Both are quite scarey and intend to eventually invade America for it's picnic baskets and young females.