Monitoring The Future

Monitoring The Future (MTF) is an innocuously-named set of inquiries that determines which American students are in Satan's hallucinogenic grasp. Drugs are the greatest scourge targeting America's Innocent Snowflakes™ (behind only teh ghey) and it is critical that everyone know who is doing what during every moment of every day, otherwise the terrorists will win.

Sponsored by a joint task force between the NSA and the National Institute On Drug Abuse, MTF is based out of the University of Michigan and may one day soon be the state of Michigan's only employer.

Leisure Time Activities
What is your favorite movie? Dazed and Confused How High Pineapple Express Up in Smoke Fast Times at Ridgemont High Clerks anything starring Kirk Cameron I don't watch anything that comes out of librul Hollywood

What is your favorite book? The Christian Bible some other pretend bible anything by Allan Ginsberg The Psychedelic Experience anything by Daniel Pinchbeck I only use books for the paper

What do you like to do during your free time? go online and chat with my friends get on my phone and text my friends go outside and hang out with my friends pray or read my Bible look around my room to find something to turn into a bong

Family Background
Do your parents smoke? Yes No

Do your parents drink alcoholic beverages? Yes No

Do your parents snort, mainline, freebase or imbibe in any way any narcotic substances? Yes No