Stephen Colbert's I's On Edjukashun



''It's no secret public school teach kids all the wrong values, that's why Dr. Colbert suggests home schooling. But these days, who has a home?''

April 29, 2009 Lesson

 * Dr. Colbert is not accredited to teach for the state of New York
 * if he spanks you; it's recreational


 * History
 * text books have a liberal bias
 * read from left to right
 * text books force students to read; should be in the title


 * pregnancy test of textbook
 * go to index and check the "Ronald Reagan" pages


 * Pop Quiz
 * Which statement reveals a liberal bias?
 * they all do


 * Civics
 * Obama signed Serve America Act
 * provide more classroom volunteers for schools
 * Ingraham mentioned "education centers"


 * Pop Quiz
 * if you have 75000 AmeriCorp volunteers


 * Students' Rights
 * officials stripped a 13-year-old student
 * Afterschool Specials are instructive and based on a true story
 * people stuck things in Breyer's underwear (mostly singles)
 * if he really shook it, he'd get a fiver
 * Scalia


 * Pop Quiz
 * slang term for marijuana
 * Correct answer: the cops are on the way; you better flush it