Future Born Again Christians Club

The Future Born-Again Christians Club (FBACC) is an exclusive association of budding Born-Again Christians, sincere in their efforts to be Born Again in the Lord's service.

Origin
The FBACC was created to handle the overflow of Americans clammoring to become Christians. Due to the sheer number of applicants for Christianity, the leaders of American Christianity developed a system to quickly process everyone.

The 5 Stages of Christianity
The leaders of American Christianity discovered the Five Billable Stages of Christianity, which are available for three easy payments of $39.95. All major credit cards accepted.

The Five