Opera (Web Browser)

Overview
Opera is yet another web browser, such as Microsoft's Internet Explorer or Mozilla Firefox. Unlike other web browsers, however, Opera is simply evil and can be heavily attributed to Communist infiltration in America.

Case in point: Opera is the smallest web browser that has any popularity at all. While Internet Explorer is dumb and Firefox is big, Opera is neither, thus greatly corrupting the American way and encouraging people to waste less money, waste less time, and download more porn.