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More "Did You Knows"

 * Michael Moore used to make bear porn?


 * The S.S. Stephen Colbert's Giant Expensive Yacht is perfect for cruising the flooded inland waterways of New Orleans?


 * Once all laws are changed to allow for competition for all government contracts, every American can be a part of Enron's success!


 * Stephen Jr. was found hanging around a Vancouver garbage dump, jonesing on Gogurt wrappers?


 * Not enough of the right people think of the children?


 * Gloria Steinem's claim to fame was being a Playboy bunny and having an "ice cream three-way" on Stephen's show?


 * Malcolm is the name given to the black man's version of Zorro.


 * The Vatican is home to the World's largest smut collection?


 * there is an exploratory Think Tank to see if Co-President Dick Cheney should run for president in 2008.


 * that Elizabeth Hasselbeck is the Sean Hannity of Day Time Talk?

Next 10

 * after the Men in Hats song "Safety Dance" was played in court, Charlene's restraining order was expanded to 4 miles?


 * Harry Truman defeated Japan the easy way in World War II?


 * that Wigfield's nickname is "Proposed Super Fund Site 554"?


 * Alberto Gonzales is "not clear" on whether his parents came to the United States legally, but we trust his smiling face anyway


 * The Baby Jesus and The Baby Satan are immortal enemies, battling for control over every human's soul?


 * Honey is a food that fuels bears, the biggest threat to America?


 * Attitude is a way to describe how something makes your gut feel?


 * Reality is a commodity?


 * Rue McClanahan was scheduled to be one of the performers at the Stephen Colbert Presents: The Gallowtastic Executacular: Hangin' with Mr. Hussein?


 * that Lynndie England trained as a prison warden, interrogations specialist, documentary photographer?

Bunch #3

 * Ted Stevens was raised on an apple pie farm in rural Indiana?


 * that New Mexico is between Texas and Arizona?


 * George Washington nearly fell asleep and drowned when trying to cross a river named after Delaware, America's most boring state?


 * A short revue of Cher songs is performed by the Drag Queens Local, during every Gay Wedding?


 * George Washington was forced to cross the Delaware River in a rowboat because the French Engineers hired to build him a bridge refused saying it was too cold?


 * A healthy school lunch is balanced with 4 vegetables?


 * Stephen Colbert's Escape From Skateboard Mountain has 327 levels of shred-tastic action!?


 * Paul is the pretty one?


 * that there are currently at least 11 ongoing Wars in the United States right this minute?


 * there are Five Billable Stages of Christianity?

Bunch #4

 * Our Glorious Stephen has nailed over 


 * Tomás de Torquemada was all about personal accountability?


 * the people who live in San Francisco need some bibles thrown at them?


 * The official state religion in California is bear worship.