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=Hussein Obama's CIA Director Defends Agency's Actions Under Previous Administration= Leon Panetta defends the CIA's actions under The Greatest Administration Ever with oddly-worded statement



=Indians Vote In General Elections=

Are you sure those are Indian voters and not prop 8 supporters? --Grazon 17:45, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

=Bill Clinton Named UN Special Envoy To Haiti=


 * "Giggity giggity goo. Awwwwright." --DorkVader 16:12, 20 May 2009 (UTC)


 * Clinton thinking to himself: "Look at all the black people! I finally feel cool!" --Sneakers 10:53, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

=47-Million-Year-Old Primate Fossil Revealed=


 * "Okay, so what I did was, I took this big laser and zapped a monkey. Then I came up with a reeeeeally big number, and BOOM! Fake evolution!" --DorkVader 16:13, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
 * EDITOR'S NOTE: The creature standing next to Dr. Jorn Hurum is New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg and not a 47-million-year-old fossil. Wikiality.com regrets any confusion from the image title.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 19:59, 21 May 2009 (UTC)


 * Where's Nicholas Cage when you need him? --Sneakers 10:52, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

=President Hussein Obama Announces New Fuel Efficiency And Emissions Standards= At left is a file photo showing a California freeway during morning rush hour traffic, on the right is Michigan governor Jennifer Granholm and California Arnold Schwarzenegger with President Hussein Obama in the Rose Garden

=Mayor Of Small Montana Town Wants Gitmo Detainees In Local Prison=


 * Buttemo! --Atenea del Sol 23:55, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

=Family of Geese On I-25 In Denver Led To Safety=


 * One would think that after the Miracle on the Hudson, the Denver police would stop harboring domestic terrorists. --Sneakers 05:05, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

=Two American Leaders Deliver Separate Speeches On America's National Security=