Write A Caption/Archive/26

=Baseball Delayed For Snow=

"In 2002, two rival Olympic snowball fighters were stripped of their gold medals and permanently banned from men's single competition. Presently, however, they've found a loophole that will allow them to qualify as a pairs team." -Kobayashi

Baseball player cocaine use on the rise again. --Alethic Logic 16:41, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

=One of Twenty-five Bamboo Lemurs Raised in Captivity=

=Friends of Scotland Charity's 2007 "Dressed to Kilt" show=

Janet Reno proves that with a pair of contact lenses and a stylish dress even she can go from hideous to just plain ugly. --Careax 05:25, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Stone practicing his runway, Watch out Heidi! --Colberican 18:06, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

=DNA Test Proves Paternity in Smith Case=

I SIRED IT! --MC Esteban™ 23:06, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Sure, everybody put their nickle in... But I'm the one who hit the jackpot!! --Alethic Logic 01:54, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

Biggest Bribe belonged to SmithTourskin 00:11, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

=Female Sumo Wrestlers=

I SIRED IT! --User:OHeL 23:06, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

=Bush Addresses Audience=

"Ahhh.. MAGNUM!" ( http://imdb.com/title/tt0196229/ ) -Kobayashi

"I don't have time to watch the clock." --OHeL 11:07, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

(I wonder if I could squeeze one out without the microphone picking it up?) --Careax 23:48, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

"I'm the Decider, bitches, and don't you fucking forget it."--Demonseed 19:26, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

=The Circus Performs at Madison Square Garden=

Future Chinese immigrants practice new cargo container packing concept. --Alethic Logic 01:59, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

Chinese plan to reduce population by reducing fertility among womaen...Tourskin 00:11, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

Woman two up on the left: "damn it, did you just let one go Kim?!" --01:25, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

=British Bobbies Arrest Man After Soccer Match=


 * "I caught him stealing my apples sir"Tourskin 23:21, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

"But he must be a terrorist Sarge! He ain't pasty white like us!" --Careax 01:18, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

=Shipping Containers At A Port In Hong Kong=

"According to Bush's Law, if you open enough of these containers one of them will contain WMD." -Kobayashi


 * China stockpiles weapons for invasion of Taiwan.Tourskin 23:21, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

Using afformentioned new human packing concept, China prepares to migrate their entire population to America. --Careax 23:40, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

More crap destined for WalMart is prepared for departure. --Careax 23:40, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

=The Floor of the New York Stock Exchange=

Trebling of American flags in the NYSE sends DOW Jones skyrocketing. God bless America! --Careax 01:20, 15 April 2007 (UTC)