Mainstream Satirists

Like the mainstream media, they gaze down from their ivy towers and abuse freedom of speech in a retarded way to make fun of those who bravely serve in the poorly furnished offices of Washington. They consider themselves satirist but they’re really all just liberals and have contempt for corruption, greed, incompetence and political hackery. All the while, ignoring "targets" that just haven’t been (figuratively) bombed enough, yet.

Filled with hate-fuel grudges, they use their unproductive and immature “humor” to attack their adversaries of jesus's political party. They have no intent on making you laugh; any urge to do so should be denied at any cost.