Boobs

God created them to give men pleasure. They should not be used to teach babies canabalism. This is why they received the Wag of the Finger form Stephen Colbert on the 8/9/06 Colbert Report.

Mammalian attributes displayed by women and sixpack-challenged men. In primitive cultures used for feeding babies, a practice discouraged by modern international corporations offering more efficient feeding methods. In modern day countries, boobs are mainly a source of entertainment and happiness. Stephen Colbert has been known to place his face bitwixt a pair of good boobs, and just shake his face back and forth while making a "Brrrrrrrrrrrrr" noise. Delightful.

Factoids

 * Stephen Colbert likes boobs.
 * Real Americans like boobs.
 * Liberals do not like boobs, and therefore try to make us see too many boobs, oversaturating the boob market lowering their market value.
 * Generally the maximum size of sexy boobs is the head of the owner.

External Sources

 * Wikipedia's page on healthy boobs