User talk:Esteban Colberto




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TALK TO ME
Thank you very much. We won't be deleting it again, we already have proved that he will not stand by his word. As for the pictures, I understand you taking them down. Are there any specific guidelines you would like us to follow with posting other pictures in his wiki? It will not be deleted again, but chances are it will be updated a lot. Thank you!

understood. I won't press the issue. Socal might, but I'm sure he will understand.

vector came back, I would appreciate the lock removed. for an easier contact, please email me at aegisknight@blueribboncommittee.org

ok, vector417 is a colboard spammer, and socal and I work together on gabbly chat to get him off our boards. In exchange for removing his wiki page, (socal went to delete it right after I did), he agreed to stay off the boards and the gabbly chat. We decided that was a fair comprimise

ok, I don't like doing that sort of thing anyway. his wiki was built as a bargaining chip, and it worked. I'll be back to only good, wholesome, truthy wiki contributions in the future

For you, too
Image:Tekjansen-gigante.jpg--thisniss 12:33, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

Helmet Q
Shouldn't one of them face the other direction, so they are facing each other?--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 00:59, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
 * Haha, you are too quick! I was doing that.  :D  But I am actually going to do something more intense for the proposed page.. but these are for everyone's use.  --MC Esteban™ 01:01, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
 * Okay, two guts are better than 1 I always say!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 01:02, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
 * LOL! Cow's must be very truthy then.  --MC Esteban™ 01:02, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
 * Those are too wonderful for words.--thisniss 01:30, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
 * That. Is. AWESOME!!!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 01:49, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Music
Since we're no longer locking beyond 30 days, we could go through, clean up all the (now probably defunct) youtube links, give the page a bit more polish, and put Music on the features noms. It feels worthy to me, and it is a very Stephenerating page - something different from anything we've had in while (at least that I can think of). Maybe it's not the right tone for a feature, but I wondered how you would feel about it.--thisniss 19:43, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

Chicas
The chicas will come to you! (Yeah, I lied. I'm still here.) But Lincolnado is so hot!--thisniss 07:06, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

Another Discrepency
I went to Confucius and saw that it said that he came up with the concept of "truthiness". Then, I went to truthiness and it said that Stephen Colbert invented it. Obviously it was Stephen, so we should propbably fix this. Damn Norrisists are trying to infiltrate our system.
 * Ah, I just left a message on his talk page - I wondered what prompted this edit. I'll respond there. ;)--thisniss 19:27, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Norrisist Propaganda
I talked to user:thisniss and she directed me to you, so i will just paste my message to her here for you to see.

"Well I just dont get it. I looked at the War on Norrisism page and it said that Jack Bauer and Steven Colbert were also members of the Axis of Evil. I have two points here.

One, I went to Jack Bauer's page and I get an article basically worshipping him and saying he is America's greatest asset. He's not our greatest asset, Stephen is! I think this article is Norris ist propaganda and should be edited, just wanted to get your opinion. I went ahead and de-norrisised the page from all references to Jack Bauer anyway.

Second, The Axis of Evil page does not include Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer , or Steven Colbert. I think that besides editing this article to include them, a template should be made to be posted on all related pages to notify people of the Norris ist threat.

That's it. Tell me what you think. "

More Propaganda
I went searching for Jack Bauer pages to de-norrisise, and I found Pretzel, which mentions both Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer as "great americans", in the same sentence as Stephen Colbert (not Ste v en Colbert)! The page already had Chuck Norris de-norrisised, but Jack Bauer hadnt been touched! Considering the untruthiness of the statement, I think we should go farther than de-norrisising my gut tells me we should delete the two names from the statment. Tell me what you think. --Bearfalldown 17:03, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Anti- Norris -ist
User:Bearfalldown left some questions/thoughts for me about the War On Norrisism that I thought you might want to see. I responded here, and said that you are really the Commander in charge of this fight. So I also thought it might be a good idea if you dropped by to give some guidance, input, etc. - I'm not entirely sure how to respond to all the points raised, as it is. Many thanks! --thisniss 16:36, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Ugly Alberto
What an embarassment this guy is! Hey, did you know you can post pics on that page? I just started it as a lark, and kept it going, but others have added stuff too.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:59, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

BushDance!
That's hilarious! What an ass Bush is, you captured him perfectly!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 20:38, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Now I just have to find MC Rove and the trifecta of dancing losers will be complete.  --MC Esteban™ 20:50, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Wow. Once again, I must bow to the MC E!  Don't forget to add your awesomeness to the Dance page, too - it's been neglected for too long, but if we can at least keep the gallery updated, I will try to make more of it when I get the chance.  You rock!!! --thisniss 21:38, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Like, whatever
Not to add to your pile, but... when you're done with everything else, do you know how to make this work? Image:Favicon.ico I made a "favicon" from the TaDa that you worked for our Main Page, b/c I thought it would look cool in the URL bar, but I'm not smart enough to figure out how to get it to go there on the wiki. Anyway, I'll ask Watch, too, but thought you might know how. Best of luck on the finals today & tomorrow! --thisniss 12:27, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Big Project
I know you have little time, but I was wondering if you could help me prettify one of the templates: Template:Satguest. I was thinking of using the same images and maybe a TV, but put a little animation? There is no rush.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:14, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

more music
EagleGina - I am sick, and I couldn't let the reference pass. lol I thought it might be fun to fill out, though. I'm going to invite El Payo & The Lake Effect to play, too. We should set up a tour for Coalition of the Willing and EagleGina! Anyway, I'm a bit goofy today - saw Negativland last night, am here this afternoon. Rock on, illegal art. I can't wait to hear how your presentation went! --thisniss 19:08, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Salon Socialist
Another party that needs a mascot, to add to the list!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 06:45, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

picture
look at the Main 2. I put that pic up there - obviously would need crop, formatting, etc, but I'm curious as to your reactions. I have no idea when / why we would ever use it, but there's something about it that just... moves me. lol. Maybe on really bad Pelosi-success days. I don't know. Let me know what you feel. --thisniss 15:15, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
 * I like it. I could do it up like the other one, but I don't have much time right now.  --MC Esteban™ 17:05, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
 * I don't have much time till mid-May. I imagine it's the same for you.  I was just shuffling through images for The Colbert National Tadubon Society, and stuck it up there so I wouldn't lose it again. lol  I found it a long time ago, and thought it might be good for that, but hadn't taken the time to actually look at it.  It is pretty funny. Good luck this week, if we're both slammed and don't connect again! --thisniss 17:12, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

News Story
I thought you might find this interesting...--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 06:41, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

John Edwards
That is hilarious! OHeL has some competition now!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:31, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
 * LOL, thanks, but I bow to the mighty User:OHeL's lyrical wizardry. Obamamamamia rocks!  --MC Esteban™ 22:34, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
 * No doubt, I tried one, and regret posting it, because now there is a record of how bad I am at it!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:42, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Hey, not everyone can be Toby Keith, know what I'm saying? --MC Esteban™ 22:43, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Have a look... --OHeL 12:45, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

External Linking
Shouldn't we use the same rule for that website that we use for conservapedia?--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:39, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

Pulitzer, Puh-lease
I have already given myself many honors, because I decided to go back and make a big list of anything close to called by me because I was in a mood last night (well, rly 4something this morning), BUT... I so TOTALLY, unequivocably called it on Pulitzer. I mean, Main Page called it. lol --thisniss 16:56, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

Make Sure You Add Something, Too
This is User:Demonseed's idea: Today, We Are All Hokies. Please make sure you add something...--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:37, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
 * P.S. Your page is really long now.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:38, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

What The Hell?
Was that Ted his own bad self!?--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 19:13, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
 * I dunno, but he sure was clogging up the tubes of these internets! --MC Esteban™ 19:46, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

Mrs. Colbert-Esterhazy!
Holy crap! How could I have missed that one? Damn...please make sure you award Mrs. Colbert-Esterhazy with my apologizes. But make sure you let him/her know you were the one who caught the mistake!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 18:33, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Arab
just out of curiosity, go look at this article and tell me what you see in the ad bar. --thisniss 13:54, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
 * I refreshed the page a few times and saw the wikia spotlights, something that said "this space intentionally left blank", and in explorer some MSN and Garnier ads. --MC Esteban™ 14:16, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Thanks...
...for the words! My reply can be found here. --OHeL 20:03, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

Monkey Washing Cat
Brilliant! That would have taken me days to do! Good work!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 17:37, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Thanks! I figured we could use it for something, or use a similar idea (animated gif inside TV frame).  I'm planning on working on a cat page soon (Mr. Whiskers, cat boxing, monkey washing cat, etc.).  --MC Esteban™ 17:39, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Oh my god, that thing is awesome!!! The only thing that could possibly make it any more sublime is if it had the monkey killing the duck from SWC. lol.  But then I might spend my whole day watching it...   Anyway, about the new templates:  those are wicked, too!  No prob w/ the categorizing - I figured it was the least I could do to contribute. --thisniss 18:57, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
 * I could probably make that one too, lol. Added to the list. --MC Esteban™ 19:00, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

Notice
Hope you don't mind, I just went ahead and categorized the template (since I am in the midst of template categorization hell process). That template looks so great!! (It would look even better w/ John Popper's name on it!) lol --thisniss 15:12, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Nah, I was hoping you would do that, since I have no idea what the hell is going on with those. I hope all is clear when you're finished, good luck!  --MC Esteban™ 15:15, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

Beep
Honestly it's not working...--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 03:37, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Works for me if you click on it... Do the Kissinger ones work for you?  --MC Esteban™ 03:40, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

Cowboy
Even if you don't have time to work on the article (I know I don't really right now), I figured you could use this as a link to the pics. I went ahead and uploaded them, since I had all the links open anyway. I might as well "save time" while I'm wasting time, right? Exactly. (Oh, and I even found, as I was searching some more, a blog post called "the cowboy test".  So I guess it's not just us who feel this.) --thisniss 16:08, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Hahaha, the cowboy test. Added it to the list of many projects.   Thanks for uploading those!  Look what I found (will upload later)   --MC Esteban™ 16:27, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Boy howdy, that sure is a fine lookin' hunk of man meat! lol I strongly believe this country needs to enforce a one-per-decade-maximum  mandatory "cowboy president" term limit. --thisniss 16:53, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

Trawling
so... you know last night how we were pondering whether "anyone" really ever reads our pages? b/c 401(K) is a pretty big "coincidence." But the fake Imus segment right before that freaked me out a little, too. have you ever read my Hungary page? nothing obvious or huge, just... weird. Although I did totally call it about Hungarians not even knowing how to speak English. lol --thisniss 14:21, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Ok, the timing thing is just TOO weird. The back-to-back thing was weird enough (and enough to make me wonder if there was a connection).  But that is fu*k*d up!! lol like someone's going, "Come on, 'Recent Changes': Daddy needs a new pair of jokes!"  (also, makes me wonder if this was "filler" from before the break that just got pushed forward to "fill" yesterday - lol). Again, though, who knows?? --thisniss 20:56, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
 * llololololll !!! Yeah, the hat was killer.  And he does a damn good Imus.  What a prick. (Imus, obviously.)  I kind of hope they keep this thing going, just because I want to see Stephen doing that version of himself more.  It makes me laugh.  Imus has done some dumb autism stuff, April is Autism Awareness month (all the charities I hate are trying to "cure" us by May, whoopie), so maybe they could do something with that.  But Colbert on the ERT rocks my world.  What's it's relation with Air Colbert, though? --thisniss 21:56, 10 April 2007 (UTC) (lolz)

DAMN YOU EAST COASTERS!!
But, on a lighter side: YOU CALLED IT!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 03:57, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
 * CONGRATULATIONS on your prescience (Which is not science-y).--El Payo 06:59, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Gavel of MC Justiness
I am impressed by your large gavel. Also by your swift opining and meting out of justiness in the features procedure change. I believe you just made a number of users very happy. Thank you for doing this, especially because I know it created a lot of extra work. --thisniss 01:51, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

fa3
Oops, I forgot to post, I got hung up on this ZedBONI pic for OHeL (he's Canadian!)--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:16, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Yeah...that would probably be a good idea...--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:35, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Wait, wait!!! I thought you meant you were going to use another template similar to--but not--fa3!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:39, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Okay, I wasn't ready with the new template!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:42, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Yes, I was, and I forgot all about that one!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:48, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Solution
Love the subdirectory solution, very "MC-worthy"--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:31, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Gavel To Bang
Image:Gavel.png--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:04, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Obama
I understand, but I was trying to make a different point with that image caption... --MC Esteban™ 20:13, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
 * --Sorry... would you like me to revert to the previous version? --OHeL 00:27, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Obamamamamamamamamammamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamia
Re: Unlock -- much appreciated. Also, thanks for your help with the Superscript formatting on that other important project...! --OHeL 13:16, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

Gandalf
Since the best thing about this page is the picture, shouldn't you get a "Featured Word" box, too? And can I just say again, every time I look at that pic, it cracks me up. Sometime down the road when you have time (which I know means "never"), I hope you will do a Harry Potter one, too. (That way we can help Stephen fulfill Fantasy 6, at least visually) lol Anyway, thanks for the FW. I only wish there were a way to properly recognize your continuing awesomeness and many contributions to The Stephenal Arts (especially Colbertraiture). --thisniss 18:36, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Aww, thanks... but I think I'm doing alright in the honors department. I've got some stuff coming up for Featured word so its all good.  And Harry Potter will be created eventually... I tried some things but couldn't find a good source... need to look some more.  But, nice word coinage! --MC Esteban™ 19:20, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

See?
Although it isn't that close, that is the reason you need to claim the copyright first, then use on wikiality.com as parody use only. That way, if anyone else wants to use it, they have to get permission if not used under fair use purposes...not sure if I phrased that correctly but the sentiment is sound...--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 16:16, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Oh, lol, yeah, they seem to be out of ideas, not that they had any to begin with, but then again, these people are too obedient to be original.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 16:20, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

Blue Dog
Jeez, but I'm so easily distractable. I came over here to say thanks, the Blue Dog mascot is awesome! I've already put it in the article, although I can't say that my attempt to describe the party is off to a great start. Sorry I got distracted by The Knight Watch's Easter comment below, and thanks again!--thisniss 19:38, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

Easter
Wow! That is the first article that wasn't voted to be featured by Admins!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 18:24, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
 * I'm gonna hand out the stickers. :D  --MC Esteban 18:25, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Rock n Roll! (I did vote.  But just once. lol)--thisniss 19:32, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Yeah, but you don't count cause you're Wikiality.com's Official Girl. Sorry, women's suffrage is dead to me! ;) --MC Esteban™ 19:35, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Wow, that's means we accidentally let a whole lot of articles get by with only 4 votes. lol --thisniss 19:45, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

Coffee
Image:CoffeeMeetsMilk.jpg pic for you.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 18:24, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Thanks!--MC Esteban™ 18:50, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

Exfoliation
I did a little upwards scrubbing on this, but it was already almost done. I really feel it is done. What else do you believe it needs? I would like to nominate it on the Featured Word page (I don't know if you feel any awkwardness about you doing so yourself, but I really feel this ought to be a FW, and I really want to nominate it). Is that okay with you?--thisniss 15:12, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Nope, I'm fine with it, go ahead. Thanks for the help.  I also feel weird about nominating my own stuff.  --MC Esteban™ 15:56, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
 * Ooops! I didn't mean to screw up your favorite line!  Sorry.  It is a great line, too, and so very, very truthy. lol --thisniss 17:25, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

April Fool's tag
My user page will wear it with pride. --Demonseed 03:26, 3 April 2007 (UTC) (replying to the summary you added when you put down the tag)Lmao...it was all good...just freaked me out cause it was so damned early in the morning when I first saw it...and who knows what evil Viacom is truly capable of? Let's hope we don't have to find out. :) --Demonseed 03:42, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

Logo
I uploaded the logo for you. Obviously, you should feel free to do whatever you want with it. Keep the truthiness alive!--HypatiaTruth 20:10, 2 April 2007 (UTC)

Tag Images
We have to tag images for parody use ONLY.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 03:31, 1 April 2007 (UTC)


 * Oh, I already do. Thanks for the tip though.--MC Esteban™ 03:37, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

New Award?
Firstly, I notice you got trademarked. Should I anticipate a summer line of MC Esteban™ action figures? What superpowers will the "Deluxe Model" have? I'd like to suggest a few, but probably shouldn't do so on a public board.

More important, I wanted to propose a new Award and/or ask your opinion as to whether this was better as a "club" category: the Wikiality.com Inquisitorial Squad, or maybe  Wikiality.com High Inquisitors. You know, for people involved in ferreting out untruthiness and cleaning up our tubes by de Steven ing, de Norris ing, de "stub" ing, de random ing, proper categorizing, page updating, and so forth. I know we have the Truthiness Protectors and the Anti-Norris League, but I was just thinking there might be room for another. Maybe one more is overkill.

Lastily, it's clear that Cardinal Aaronak is the Torquemada of this operation, so if you do decide to make an award, you should also consider this my "official nomination" on his behalf. Maybe this is better as a club, rather than an award, though. What do you feel? If it were a "club," do you think it would make sense for something like the War on Norris ism to be part of the club's activities? Let me know what you feel on this one.--thisniss 01:52, 1 April 2007 (UTC)