Tennis

Tennis is a great sport played all over the world. We all know who invented the game "THE GREAT CRAIG and DONALD!!". It had been played for a long time then was scorned by the awful event that changed the game forever. It was when the one know as "Child Puncher Simon" appeared on the scene. We all thought he was a great guy till one day he turned evil and beat down a little kid. He then became mad with power and tryed to take over tennis as we know it. Luckly Craig and Donald were there to fight back, but it was futile. So they called in the big guns. They had the great Wendel Clark, He-Man and Steven Colbert help combat Simon and wrestled power from his hands. Then from the heavens dropped the great power chart, and all was good with the world. People followed their ranking and kept people in line. Order has now shifted and has become unbalenced. Soon chaos will form like when the Child Puncher Simon was running about punching children. The only way to conserve order is to put in Mark Sturmy on to the power chart to save the club from annihilation. For surely there will one day be a site like this one that we will have a biography of a dead and decayed tennis club. This can be avoided. The saviour Mark Sturmy is the only one who can save us. We must combat the forces of evil and He is our only hope.