The Junk Holder

Junk Holder (noun)
 * 1) Stephen's chair in The Eagle's Nest

Etymology: After the Grammy awards were presented on February 12, 2007, Dr. Colbert immediately realized the greatness of the song, "My Humps", which in turn introduced him to his inner dancer and his outer junky trunk, which required a little shaking. And the "junk holder" was born.