Obama Bear Market

The Obama Bear Market is a weekend market where President Obama sells bears to the American public at discount prices.

Crazy Barry's Discount Bears
The recent credit crunch and other fiscal disasters on the Stock Market have left America with a surplus of bears! So what are we gonna do? We're doing it the American Way! We're SELLING THEM AT LOW LOW DISCOUNT PRICES!!!

If you can buy a better bear cheaper anywhere, BUY IT!!! But you won't find it, because nobody's crazier than Crazy Barry!!! You won't find a wider selection of bears at better prices that right here at the Bear Market! On Sundays from 10-4 there's a collapsed hedge fund absolutely free with every purchase! Saturdays, come down and buy a bear and receive your choice of special gifts, including 10, count 'em, 10! Bear Stearns and Merryl Lynch Commemerative Shares!!! And we've even got balloons and hot-dogs for the kids! So COME ON DOWN to Crazy Berry's Discount Bears! If you can find a cheaper bear, I'll discount it even further!!!

I'm Goin' CRAAAAAZZY!!!

Cash only. All sales are final.