Iraq Cool Ranch Dorito Group

Today's Topic: "The Middle East"

Members

 * James Baker
 * Henry Kissinger
 * Richard Perle
 * George H. W. Bush <--- Back Off Old Man
 * Paul Wolfowitz
 * Louis V. Gerstner, Jr.
 * Lon Cheney, Jr. [sic]
 * Kevin Federline, Ph.D.
 * Mace Windu

Mission
To extract resources and funds from Iraq along with one's ass without losing dignity, or at least with some good P.R. cover. This study will examine the mistakes in Iraq to make the war in Iran or Dafur easier to coordinate.

Current Projects
Study Iraq.

Future Projects
Submit a five-page double-spaced essay: "What I Learned From Studying Iraq."