User:Ubermann/Ubermann's Hero

Maddox
is a lumberate web celeberty

Content
1. birth 2. childhood 3. adulthood 4. the book. 5. haters 6. triva 7. links

Birth
maddox was born on a pirate ship during a violent storm on halloween 100 years ago his father knowning how special his kid would be hired a lunberjack who transported him to of all places utah,

Childhood
Maddox childhood, was a interesting one allthough the kid at the time picked on of his due to his hairy knuckles and beard but six year old maddox pressed on knowing far well it would effective change him in unknown then at the age of 14 maddox was frozen in ice in the northen artic when he was in search of a bear to fight either that or take a leak a iceberg. little did he know his piss some how froze and became and iceberg that years later sunk the titanic.

adulthood
in 1997 maddox woke up and broke out of his icy prison and walked into the nearest town and what was know for it's beef jerky. it's know longer around, after demolishing a few towns in northen canada he made his was down back to utah, on his way he saw things that made him sick

- feminist nazi's - Vegantarians -u2 -and lack of pirates

just to name a few things maddox also learn how to tone down his manliness when a group of 300 woman wanted him. later after getting adapted to world around him and learn the history of the world so far (or the world according to him) he post his way of think known as soon it was a mecca and spread through out the web making him a internet celeberty.

the book
soon people wanted his opinion on how to be more like him and 4 years later he has made his book called the alphabet of manliness. at first he was going to give this book to two people Stephen colbert and Chuck norris but he was watching tv and a emo band appeared before him sicked with it he released the book to the masses. making it the number on preordered book on amazon.com and soon the people were pleased.

Haters
but like things in the world some people (AKA woman but not all woman) tryied to get his site removed from the tubes i believe there were two of them named sum dum skank, and bitchy Mc bitch bitch. they were incharge of the vegan metrosexual making machince also known as Peta, and they wanted men to become weak.

neitherless maddox is still maintaining his site and keeping the last hope for men everywhere alive.

Triva
- Maddox only eats beef jerk and drinks a brand of hot sauce known as weapons grade napalm and he washes that down with rocks.

- Maddox is of lumberate decent what is half lumberjack half pirate.

- Maddox will update....eventually so quit bugging him

Links
the best page in the universe,

the true alphabet Buy it now !!!!