Wedding

A wedding is a holy ceremony between a man and the women with whom he wishes to breed. All women spend their childhood dreaming of the day they become "wives;" the last day they really are entitled to wear white. Remember, trophy wives come later after the man as past reasonable procreation age, say 32. Women over the age of 32 are known as "mature honeys." They can only become "mature honeys" if they are way past wearing white.

Remember marriage is a wonderful institution, if you want to live in an institution.