Checkers

Most famously known as being President Nixon's dog. Checkers, aka "Checks", is a true American hero who much like his owner had his life destroyed by the liberal elite media. Many historians have summerized his life as being quiet Reaganistic in its development.

Life
Checker's was named after his father, Sir Checkers Backgammon III, one of the world's leading experts on soil erosion. Prior to being the first pooch, Checkers had a much publicised singing career. Notably he was the first leading actor in the original broadway musical Cats. However, his broadway career was short lived when 60 Minutes ran a story entitled "Broadway's Anti-Semetic Dog". Fortunetly with the world tuned in on a Ted Kennedy scandel, Checkers was able to fall out of the public eye. Years later he emerged as the star of his own hit reality tv show. The show simply titled "Checks" followed the dog around the country using his unique ability to solved crimes to exploit people for money. Although "Checks" lasted 14 season, it never won a single award as many critics considered the show to be too graphic for day time television audiences. During the Nixon era, Checkers served as First Dog which deemed him with the responsiblity of being sworn in as President of the United states if the president, the VP and the speaker of the house were all incompacitated. Checkers attended every meeting of the joint chiefs and was one of Nixon's top aids, advising him on everything from foreign policy to "plumbing" matters. Unfortunetly after the sabotage of the Nixon government, Checkers was unsuccessful in his own presidential bid. His death has been under much debate. Some believe he died of a natural death at the Nixon estate, but others believe he was cryogetically frozen and is now an aid in the George W. Bush white house.