PETA

PETA stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. It is an animal rights group that wants to stop Americans from doing anything even remotely American including eating meat, fishing, caging animals for our amusement, shooting animals for our amusement, wearing the skins of animals, eating animals, or dressing up as animals to have outrageous, freakish, kinky sex. It's called a furry fetish and there's nothing wrong with it - ask your mom.

PETA Trivia

 * PETA memebers are often vegans. This means they like food that has no flavor and provides no sustenance. They are pale and weak and can be blown over by a stiff wind.
 * PETA has protested zoos, circuses and father-son fishing tournaments. Its members also enjoy beating up clowns and otherwise robbing children of the joys of youth.
 * PETA's most famous spokesperson is actress Pamela Anderson. PETA has not distanced itself from Anderson despite her history of meat eating and beaver abuse.