Cthulhu

One of the Last Great Old Ones, Cthulhu is described by his followers as 'a pulpy, octopus like head on a scaly body with dragon wings and humanoid shape', or 'Rovesque'. While his cult chants, "'Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn", or "In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."

What is not widely known is that Cthulhu is actually have a nightmare about Stephen Colbert vanquishing him with his instinct for truth. Also, he fears that Steven Colbert's Formula 401 Sperm Kit will lead to the birth of a creature that the Great Old Ones will be forever banished by, but only if the mother is the oft spoken of maiden, Charlene.

You hear me, Charlene? Humanity needs you to give yourself over to Stephen. Or Cthulhu wins.