Braddock, Pennsylvania

Braddock History
According to mayor John Fetterman, Braddock was the cradle of America's steel industry and where Andrew Carnegie got his start.

Braddock Today
[[Image:JFettermanSColbert2-25-2009.jpg|thumb|right|200px| After Braddock's mayor appeared on America's Greatest Newsprogram Ever, "[[The Colbert Report]]," on February 25, 2009 to tell his city's story of woe and want.

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Braddock Landmarks

 * future home of Stephen T. Colbert Museum
 * home office of Wikiality.com
 * an empty lot just waiting for Subway Sandwiches to get their asses in gear and open a franchise there

Famous People From Braddock



 * mayor John Fetterman
 * Andrew Carnegie

A Typical Day In Braddock

 * pray The Baby Jesus brings the Stephen T. Colbert Museum soon
 * stand in the vacant lot looking for a Subway Sandwich Shop
 * get tattoos
 * work (or work at finding work)
 * watch The Colbert Report every Monday - Thursday at 11:30 p.m. on Comedy Central
 * start on the next generation of Braddockeans (if you know what I mean, nudge, nudge)

Strange Laws in Braddock

 * accept bailout money from every Republican who doesn't want it (actually in hindsight that doesn't seem that strange after all)

External Tubes

 * Official Braddocktube