Panama (word)

Panama is a country in Central America that can be described thusly:


 * A Visionary: SNAKES
 * A Visionary: ON
 * A Visionary: A
 * A Visionary: PLANE
 * A Visionary: In Panama
 * A Visionary: Where there are lots of pirates
 * A Visionary: And zombies
 * A Visionary: And tropical rainforest
 * A Visionary: And Panamanians
 * A Visionary: And lots of rice and beans
 * A Visionary: Because that's what Panamanians eat
 * A Visionary: And oil
 * A Visionary: Because that's what Panamanians consume
 * A Visionary: In bulk
 * A Visionary: And there is a canal
 * A Visionary: It used to be owned by America
 * A Visionary: Then it got sold to Panama
 * A Visionary: So now they own their own canal
 * A Visionary: And they share it with the snakes
 * A Visionary: And the pirates
 * A Visionary: And the zombies
 * A Visionary: And the tropical rainforest
 * A Visionary: And they are Panamanians
 * A Visionary: So they do not share with themselves
 * A Visionary: ...
 * A Visionary: SNAKES ON A PLANE IN PANAMA
 * A Visionary: !!!
 * A Visionary: But planes don't fly through canals
 * A Visionary: They sometimes fly over canals
 * A Visionary: But they don't fly through canals
 * A Visionary: Canals are for boats
 * A Visionary: And snakes
 * A Visionary: And pirates
 * A Visionary: And zombies
 * A Visionary: And Panamanians
 * A Visionary: And rice and beans and oil (transported in bulk)
 * A Visionary: And Egyptians because there is a Suez Canal
 * A Visionary: But it has nothing to do with Panama
 * A Visionary: Besides that Panamanians and Egyptians both have canals
 * A Visionary: But Egypt has pyramids
 * A Visionary: And mummies
 * A Visionary: And scarabs
 * A Visionary: And terrorists
 * A Visionary: And so it is more intense than Panama
 * A Visionary: But they have no rice and beans
 * A Visionary: They have oil though
 * A Visionary: I think
 * A Visionary: They have oil in Saudi Arabia
 * A Visionary: Which is like Egypt but more Arabian
 * A Visionary: There are also camels in Egypt
 * A Visionary: But camels are not that cool
 * A Visionary: And Panamanians are cooler than camels
 * A Visionary: But Egypt is still really really intense
 * A Visionary: Like major
 * A Visionary: Intense
 * A Visionary: And the Suez Canal eliminates a trip around Africa
 * A Visionary: And I do not remember which cape is which
 * A Visionary: One is the Cape of Good Hope
 * A Visionary: The other is Cape Horn
 * A Visionary: The Cape of Good Hope is in South Africa
 * A Visionary: And Cape Horn is in Chile
 * A Visionary: And South Africa is in Africa
 * A Visionary: And Chile is in South America
 * A Visionary: Meaning that because of the Suez Canal, the Cape of Good Hope is pointless
 * A Visionary: Just like the rest of Africa
 * A Visionary: Nobody needs Africa
 * A Visionary: Africa is not real
 * A Visionary: But anyway
 * A Visionary: The Suez Canal eliminates good hope
 * A Visionary: Because sea voyages in between Saudi Arabia and Somalia just tend to do that
 * A Visionary: And the Panama Canal eliminates horn
 * A Visionary: Horniness
 * A Visionary: PANAMA MAKES YOU NOT HORNY
 * A Visionary: ...
 * A Visionary: And Egypt tortures people
 * A Visionary: But Panama does not torture
 * A Visionary: It gets invaded by George H. W. Bush
 * A Visionary: Because President Bushes really like to invade third-world countries
 * A Visionary: To defend democracy and human rights and to fight terrorism or something
 * A Visionary: And after all
 * A Visionary: America was just trying to protect the canal
 * A Visionary: To make Panama not horny
 * A Visionary: America was trying to deliver Panama from horniness!
 * A Visionary: Just like it is trying to liberate Iraq from its infrastructure...

George W. Bush's daddy invaded Panama and crushed the Panamanian regime, then bestowed democracy upon this country. Panama is most famous for the Panama Canal.