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=The Greatest Maverick Ever Meets With The Father Of The Greatest President Ever=
 * Father Bush quickly steers McCain away from the water's edge in the hopes of preventing the Senator from diving in and performing another unsolicited recreation of his "Vietnam years".--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 02:02, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

=Barack Hussein Obama Flies Over Baghdad With General Petraeus=
 * Obama bin Laden tricks General Petraeus into gathering intelligence for the next Al-Qaida attack.--Pro-Lick 20:15, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

=Mexican Drug Smugglers Now Using Homemade Submarines=
 * Discovered off the coast of the Iraq-Pakistan border, Mexicans attempting to trade drugs for WMDs.--Pro-Lick 20:09, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

=California Oil Field=
 * Californians immediately started digging for black gold the moment the Greatest President removed the executive ban on offshore oil drilling. The lack of water proves global warming alarmists wrong again.--Pro-Lick 20:07, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

=Tropical Storm Dolly Becomes A Hurricane=

I swear that it's a tropical storm OH SHI-.

=Barack Hussein Obama Holds A Press Conference In Jordan=

Barack Obama runs for president in another country. Celebrations are held in D.C as the democrats win again!

=Man Protests Obama Appearance In Berlin=


 * Hitler III just doesn't have the people skills his granddaddy had. --Grazon 21:42, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

=Barack Hussein Obama Visits Jerusalem=
 * First he Muslim, then he's Christian, now he's Jewish? --Randroid 09:12, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

=John McCain Visits Grocery Store In Bethlehem, Pennsylvania=

I found ur problem, its pedobears alright