Mandy Moore

The daughter of Dudley Moore, Mandy made her on screen debut in "Springtime For Hitler". She was cast in the role due to her being the only applicant not wearing any underpants during her audition. After the blockbuster box office showing of Springtime, her career was carefully guided by her army of loathesome Hollywood representatives. Soon these representatives found a market niche for mandy, who had recently and deservedly been outed by Hollywood casting agents due to the influx of younger and prettier no pants actresses, she would record a hip hop album. The album, witch featured a special guest appearance by Cappadonna of the Who Rang Clan, was entitled "A Formulaic Distinigration". It did very well on the charts, reaching number 11 and making Mandy's name a staple on the lower lips of menatlly challenged teenage girls everywhere. Mandy's star continues to rise in every facet of creative endeavor, and is not scheduled to be forgotten, which is not what she really wants. The key to understanding Mandy Moore is to understand her staggering drawing power. Her face has become so recognizable that she cannot go about her day to day business without being recognized by actual people. Mandy wants nothing moore than to be forgotten. This is a favor that everyone in The Nation must not grant this Whore of Evil Witchery, she must not be forgotten, must not be allowed to get away with her dreadful culture whore misdeeds. We must keep her in the blinding superheated limelight to which she is accustomed. Those who have lived by the sword of false idolatry, must not be able to drop that sword in search of a normal person's life. She must not be able to get her coffee every sunday at that place on that road by that guitar store without being recognized and driven back deep into her hiding place at that other place, by that other guitar store. She must be held to account for her vile life's choices, forever.