Evan Bayh

Evan Bayh is the junior Senator for the state of Indiana.

For years he tried to form a kennel for his Blue Dog Democrats, but Evan never seemed to be able to scare up enough support. It wasn't until 2008, when The Secret Muslim hypnotized America and materialized in the White House that Evan was able to finally convince enough moderates to join his cause.

Evan vows to one day be influential in Washington!