Canadian

"KE-NE-JYIN" A compromise between an American and a Frenchman. They have been cursed with a frigid country full of bears and terrible musicians. Canadians drive cars with square tires. They also have trashcan heads. Canadians are the weak little brother of the world. Too scared to stand up and too feeble to fight. America only puts up with the Canadians to look better. How great can a nation be if their symbol is a harmless leaf, not even a mighty tree but a stupid non-man eating flower.

Canadains are a bunch of bear loving, moose hating commies that love the french and hate the USA. What is the reason for this incredible amount of hate? Jealousy. Out and out jealousy of our awesome and invincible country. Al Franken, Janeane Garaffalo, and other french loving USA haters frequent this country to smoke, talk fondly of communism, and exchange child pornography.

Canadians have been known to:
 * Trade their wives for alcohol
 * Trade their money for lesser amounts of American money
 * Skip out of a hospital without paying their medical bills
 * Club baby seals (which is the only thing they can be proud of)
 * Go years without brushing their teeth
 * Be pedophiles
 * Not help The World and America fight against communism