Daily Colbert

A paper for every American, the Daily Colbert, has been informing readers of truthiness for more than 100 years. Founded by Stephen Colbert, this paper battles the evil Red Star out of Annistongrad, Alabama, a sorce of commie propaganda.

The Daily Colbert is produced by real Americans, for real Americans. According to Stephen Colbert, it's the best paper out there.

Staff
The Red Star is staffed by some of the most respected reporters in the business, that constently search for truthiness. Their "reporting" is always supportive of our Greatest President.

Staff members have included:
 * Stephen Colbert - editor
 * The Baby Jesus
 * Bill O'Rielly
 * God
 * George W Bush

Sections
There are 3 sections


 * the Truth
 * Thuthiness
 * More awesome Truthiness stuff

Factoids

 * The slogan of the Daily Colbert is Alabama's Most Largest Homeowned newspaper filled with Truthiness, which means it's way better than papers like the Red Star.
 * Punched George Wallace in the face long before the Star was around.
 * Writes articles about the dangers of bears, informing Northeast Alabama about there dangers.
 * Is awesome and mega American.