United Socialist States of America

Similar to a World without Stephen, The United Socialist States of America (or USSA) is a nightmarish dystopian future in which the former United States of America has turned into a communist nation ruled with an iron hand by Comrade Chairman Barack Hussein Obama.

The Rise of a Socialist State
''Warning! The fallowing section contains a series of current and fictional future events that may be disturbing to some readers. Reader discretion is advised.''

2007-08
Before Comrade Barack Obama transformed our once noble country into a Socialist State, he had to make himself known without showing his true self. In these early days—when something could have been done about it—heroes such as Sean Hannity and Michelle Malkin saw through his visage and warned us this would happen to our nation if we elected him.

But even those heroes underestimated this seemingly "dark" horse candidate. Through the use of the internets and his ability to actually listen to what people had to say, he easily entranced millions of supporters to give all of their life savings to his presidential campaign.

This delirious fever of Obama support continued to build through election day of November 4th, 2008. Not even the excellent gunsmanship of Republican Vice Presidential Nominee Sarah Palin could slow the tide as she slew tens of thousands of Obama voters from her custom made helicopter. When the day was finished, the once thought impossible had happened, Brit Hume showed a human emotion (for the first time in years). Hume broke down and cried on the set of Fox and Friends over the death of America, once it had finally sunk in that Barack Hussein Obama would become President of the United States.

In response, patriotic Americans could sense the dark days approaching as they stockpiled caches of firearms in response to the approaching reign of the new President-Elect.

2009
With only a few days remaining in the Constitution-defending George W. Bush's Presidency, strange occurrences began to appear as if it were an omen. Bald Eagles started falling from the sky suffering from sudden Cardiomyopathy, the bear population tripled suddenly, and the the Liberty Bell finally cracked in half. It appeared that America had hit an all-time low.

The Inauguration
However low they felt then, the darkest day actually arrived on January 20th, 2009 when then President-Elect Obama was inaugurated to the President of the United States of America. The day would have been otherwise memorable if not for the inauguration, because the weather that January day in Washington D.C. was very unusual. For this day only, Washington was overcome with a freak warm spell. Temperatures rose into the upper 70's, causing animals of all kinds to wake from their winter slumber and walk about the land with a new sense of purpose. Blue birds chirped gaily, rabbits frolicked in the flower-blossomed meadow, it appeared as if every object that seemed dead the day previous was now infused with color and vibrancy.

Those Stopping The USSA From Becoming Reality
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zombie Joseph McCarthy