Doughnut

Doughnuts are wonderful desserts that were so not inspired by the jew bagel.

Origin
Doughnuts were one of the first things created by Stephen and God when they created America's Planet.

Truthiness Powers
Doughnuts are proven to increase truthiness in people who eat them, unless, of course they are either liberal or bears(the same thing).

See Also:

 * Bear Claw