Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle



Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle is the mascot of the Saginaw Spirit, a minor league hockey team in Saginaw, Michigan.

Once upon a time, a Hockey team was rescued from Canada by a Great American named Richard Garber. Once safely in America, the team changed its colors to red, white, and blue, adopted a Bald Eagle logo, and called themselves the "Spirit".

Nice choice, but not quite American enough for Stephen Colbert. So, Stephen called on his Internets Warriors, of the Tube Nation, to utilize their tube-manipulating skills to name their mascot after Stephen. They subsequently vote-bombed and crashed the Saginaw Spirit website, and soon enough, the front office of the Spirit were eating out of Dr. Colbert's hand. Mission Accomplished.

The Saginaw Spirit are only team worth seeing play the sport of hockey. They play for Stephen Colbert's personal glory. They are the only American team in the Ontario Hockey League, and frequently pummel the godless Canadians into submission, with the full support of Jesus.

Stephen visited the town of Saginaw, Michigan in the form of a gigantic electronic head to announce to the members of the Heartland the name of Steagle. Stephen implored the people of Saginaw to worship him, which they did. However, this does not mean that the people of Saginaw no longer worship Jesus, because he will always be their Lord and Savior.

Hockey teams retire uniform numbers. Undefeated, and on top of his game, Stephen Colbert had his Saginaw Spirit #1 retired in an emotional celebration of all he has brought to the game of hockey. If any Spirit player attempts to claim Stephen's #1, they will be put On Notice.