Astronomy

Astronomy is the study of celestial bodies and how they control our lives.

Astronomy is divided into "signs". The Signs were discovered by early Astrono-$cientologists, who used these Signs to describe the different human personalities.

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And the one "Sign" that rules them all:
 * The Clenis

Information for Each Sign

 * Aries
 * Taurus
 * Gemini
 * Cancer
 * Leo
 * Virgo
 * Libra
 * Scorpio
 * Saggitarrius
 * Capricorn
 * Aquarius
 * Pisces
 * Slippery When Wet
 * No Parking