Hippies

Hippies are the aboriginals of the commie world, a less advanced version of liberals. Hippies are smelly people with poor fashion sense. Female hippies are undistinguishable from the males, as body hair, smellyness, and general annoying attitude are universal.

Hippie Religion
Hippies gather together in circles to worship a round ball called a "Hacky-sack". Its only a matter of time before the hacky-sack becomes recognized as the threat to America that it is.