User:ThatOneHooloovoo

Gambino. The name Gambino is most famously associated with the Gambino Crime Family of New York, NY. While the Mafia Gambinos weren't all that bad (they were extremely business savy, i.e. the shoot first, ask questions later policy), they have put a bad reputation on the name forever. There is one man out to change people's perspectives of this name, Joe Gambino. A high schooler from Mount Prospect, IL, Mr. Gambino has completley changed the Gambino's reputaion. Mr. Gambino works by targeting young people. The younger generations were not alive during the time of the crime family and most know nothing about the mafia. Therefore, Mr. Gambino is making sure that the first perspective they recieve of a Gambino, is a good one. Mr. Gambino has found a very simple way to influence these people. By simply being an extremely funny, sexy, and overall freakin' awesome dude, Mr. Gambino has made sure that when young people hear the name Gambino, they are immediatly reminded of that hott guy they once knew and not of a bunch fat, old mafia men. Now Mr. Gambino knows that there are several people in this world who have the name Joe Gambino, yet he will still work to become known as The Joe Gambino. When asked about his large ego, Mr. Gambino stated, "Maybe the other Joe Gambinos should just be more awesome." Mr. Gambino also wishes not to be accused of hating the Gambino Crime Family. He has no personal grudge against them but simply feels they hurt the family name. Mr. Gambino requests of the remaining members of the crime family that they kindly don't come after and kill him.

Joe Gambino 3/09/07