Big Foot Experts

Big Foot Experts (alternately "Bigfoot Experts," "Bigfeet Experts") are people who know a lot about the extremely dangerous creature known as "Big Foot."

Because of his supergravitastic standing as a journalist, Stephen Colbert is a Big Foot Experts Expert. In a June 27, 2003 interview with Conan O'Brien, Dr. Colbert had this to say about Bigfoot/Foot/feet Experts:

"There's not a lot of consensus in the Bigfoot expert community.

"I've interviewed ... some of the biggest Bigfoot experts in the United States. ... I've interviewed the people who believe that Bigfoot is endangered. I've interviewed the people who believe that Bigfoot, that the Bigfeet, as they call them, are overpopulating and that they're destroying their environment...

"I met somebody in Florida who believed that Bigfoot was in Florida, as opposed to the Pacific Northwest, and that Bigfoot was stealing his pot of lentil soup... that he would make... and this man greeted me at 10:00am stone drunk, shoeless, shirtless, wearing two albino Burmese pythons.

"I think a fair amount of Bigfoot experts are, um, early-morning drinkers."