User:Winky

Jacob G. Winkler, born March 3, 1988, is currently a college student at the University of Wisconsin-Stout. Winkler is an self-proclaimed "Colbertaholic", and loves satirical journalism. Winkler grew up in Potosi, Wisconsin, home to the World's Longest Main Street (without intersections). During his upbringing Winkler wanted to be a baseball player, but after realizing that he wasn't talented he gave up that dream.

Winkler spent his high school years in Platteville, Wisconsin, where he had a hit television show on public access entitled M-Ventures. M-Ventures was a show that set out to show random things one could do on the World's Largest M, a world landmark. M-Ventures ran on Channel 33 from September 2005-June 2006. After graduating from high school Winkler decided he'd better go to college so in the future he can more effectively compete with illegal immigrants for jobs.