Estonia

Estonia
A small Baltic country in the center of godless socialism. It is usually refered by countries of the region as a slow bastard cousin of Latvia and Lithuania. Estonia has a large population of bears that on regular basis cross over from Russia.

Many Estonians spend their dark winters exploring tubes of the internets, and have held World's first election over the Internets. Due to the littleness of the population, Estonia's Internets tubes were not clogged with ballots.

Estonia, just like Latvia and Lithuania have joined EU in 2004, greatly dissapointing our beloved leader, president George W. Bush. Joining EU made them more pink and less for Jesus, some even say that this move made Baby Jesus cry.

Estonians think less with their gut, and more with their brain, which is also a great dissapointment to our beloved leader. Said that, Estonians are still a little bit slow compared to other baltic countries, not as good as Latvians, but much more better than Belorussians, which are technically not part of the Baltic, because of their landlocked status. Afganistan is also landlocked.