STD

"STD" is an acronym for "Stupid Trendy Dissident." These are touted as "diseases" by proponents, but they are really just tools to advancing the gay and bear agenda.

Some claim that AIDS is an STD, but it is infact a highly contagious fungus, like athlete's foot. It comes from bears, not monkeys.

Notable STDs include Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Al Gore.