Protest



Protest


 * 1) (noun) what hippies do to temporarily disrupt American values and has no place in a democracy
 * 2) (verb) the act of hurting The Baby Jesus through loud noises and possibly a parade
 * Acceptable forms of protest:
 * blogging
 * protesting at funerals or when liberals are trying to steal an election (see photo at right)
 * disposing of written materials that are blasphemous

President Hussein Obama Tips For Protesters Trying To Get The Attention Of The President

 * Be Organized
 * Don't confuse your audience with multiple messages. You don't want people to accuse you of taking on too many issues, just stick to one.


 * Pay $15,000 for Dinner
 * Nothing says dedication to a cause better than showing that you can work for years saving up the money to have dinner in he Beverly Hills Hilton Hotel filled with people who paid the same for dinner as you did, but have enough left over to buy and sell your whole family


 * Have A Sense Of Humor
 * You may think your cause is serious and worthy of consideration by the most powerful man on Earth, but you're going to have to accept the fact that eventually you'll be the butt of some jokes. He'll start you off, so you can get used to it.


 * Buy A Lobbyist
 * If none of the suggestions above work, the best thing to do is to pay a professional. They know what they're doing and they're not dumb enough to stand outside in the hot sun to try to get the attention of a man who has much better things to do than listen to your dumb ass.

External Tubes

 * Real Americans winning protest war against un-american town halls
 * Bearrorist surrenders under extreme preassure
 * GOP wins protest!
 * un-american Traitor harasses GOP
 * Protesters fights off Mafia Bosses! They Have Balls!
 * GOP: The Angry Mob is working! Real Americans Angry and Passionate!
 * Glenn Beck helps Angry Protesters
 * Freedomworks demonstrates that Freedom to protest the freedom of speech of others hate speech and Nazism is working!
 * Protesters gets inspiration from Terrorists Taliban Inspirational Heroes!