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=Volcano Erupts In Mexico=


 * Great, now we have these Mexican volcanoes taking jobs away from good American volcanoes... - The Lake Effect 05:01, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

=Building In Mogadishu Damaged By Attack=

Someones wishing they hadn't driven away US troops. 22:00, 3 December 2007 (UTC)Grazon

=Two Grizzly Bear Brothers Arrive In San Diego Zoo=

Just what this country neeeds.

A pair of Godless killing machines who being from California are no doubt gay communists to boot. 09:42, 3 December 2007 (UTC)Grazon

=Filipino Marines Surround Hotel=


 * Waiting just outside the ballroom, the other students from Dick Cheney's 1963 deferment class of the University of Wyoming await their most famous fellow classmate to be cleared through the metal detector.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 09:05, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

=Four Froglets=

=Prisoners React To O.J.'s Release On Bail=


 * Breaking and Entering: 5 years
 * Assault with a deadly weapon 7 years
 * Getting famous for mocking a murderer?

Priceless.

04:26, 5 December 2007 (UTC)Grazon


 * This man will never be invited to go golfing with OJ--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 05:07, 6 December 2007 (UTC)


 * Jailhouse pundit to be given new show on FoxNews. -The Lake Effect 05:02, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

=Knut, The Polar Bear Celebrates His First Birthday=

Bears are now taking away the jobs of had working beavers! 21:52, 6 December 2007 (UTC)Grazon

="Munchkins" Receive Star On Walk Of Fame=

We Represent The Senior Lollipopper's Guild of the United States of America. Prepare to die.

=Karl Rove Appears on "Fox News Sunday"=

So help me Karl if you lie one more time I'm going to shove this first up your ass.
 * You promise?

=Severe Weather Hits Midwest, Photo #1=


 * Hillary left a path of destruction in her wake.
 * Global Warming attacks America's heartland with gallons and gallons of warmth.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 21:51, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

=Severe Weather Hits Midwest, Photo #2=

Barbara Bush left a path of destruction in her wake.

=Severe Weather Hits Midwest, Photo #3=
 * Path of Destruction trifecta completed by Nancy Pelosi who ironicaly hurt a supporter/bear --WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:22, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

=Scientists Find Source Of Aurora Borealis=

Tommy Chong's fortress of solitude was never hard to find. 06:59, 12 December 2007 (UTC)Grazon

Incidentally, sasquatches and yeti are now known to suffer from serious indigestion and gas problems. It's true, Bigfoot's farts are responsible for climate change. - The Lake Effect 21:54, 12 December 2007 (UTC)