Bono

Bono is an Irish singer, from Ireland. He likes to talk about Africa, fueling widespread speculation as to his sexuality. It has been suggested that Africa is his gay lover. Africa may or may not actually exist, and no one except for Bono really cares anyway.

He is the frontman of the band U2, which is named after an American spyplane that was shot down a couple times, like over Cuba.

Bono Trivia

 * Peter Gabriel can kick his ass.
 * Bono is a liberal pussy.
 * Bono always wears sunglasses because he thinks he's a space traveler from the future. Unfortunately for him, Sun Ra beat him to it.
 * Because Bono is Irish, he is - by default - also a leprechaun. It is definitely advisable to set traps for Bono. Just say that's where Africa is. He'll come running.