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=President Speaks At Chinese Conference=

"Don't plan on throwing up on anyone. Wouldn't be prudent." --El Payo 09:50, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

=Dog Dresses in Santa Hat=

=The Greatest President Ever Holding Baby=

=Monk and 11th Century Statue=

=Skeleton Found in Mass Grave=
 * "I told them to make sure the chicken was cooked thoroughly.'' --El Payo 09:09, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

=Charity Fun-Run=
 * "Check out the Scrooge in the blue jacket!" "Yeah, let's kill him!" --El Payo 09:10, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

=First Lady Bush=
 * "And this is the White House pastry chef, Grandpa Munster."--El Payo 09:11, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

=Pigs=
 * "Only you can prevent me from becoming a BLT."--El Payo 09:12, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

=Pygmy Marmoset=
 * "There is no try. Only do. Or do not."--El Payo 09:13, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

=Larger Americans May Experience Trouble When Traveling By Plane=


 * Photographic proof of why These Colors Don't Run. --El Payo 05:41, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

=An Ice Sculpture of a Moose=

Even though he knew he was a long shot, Bullwinkle tried out for the part of Hans Solo anyway. WrongOfTexas 18:11, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

=Hybrid Marijuana Plants Discovered= Mexican officials discovered hybrid marijuana plants that are resistant to pesticides.

Somewhere, a hippy is crying. Ace-o-aces 23:19, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

=Japanese Fisherman Catches Giant Squid=

Don't just stand there, get some Calamari batter. --Ace-o-aces 08:05, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

=Oldest Hockey Stick From 1850 Sells At Auction for $1.9 million USD=

=Vendors Sell Roast Dog in Hanoi=

That'll teach 'em to crap on MY lawn!Ace-o-aces 08:04, 25 December 2006 (UTC)