Stephen Colbert's World Of Nahlej

March 17, 2009 Inaugural Edition

 * those of us who don't understand science are under attack
 * why is gravity trying to keep Stephen down?


 * Obama reversed Bush's Stem Cell policies
 * desperate attempt to grow himself a Commerce Secretary


 * astrology
 * helps make staffing decisions


 * florescent cats
 * can live his dream of reading by cat light


 * Stephen Colbert's World Of Nahlej
 * Americans love putting our mind-mouths to meat


 * our meat supply is under attack
 * from PETA


 * visionary scientist working to save the
 * Dr. Vladimir Maronov(sp)
 * he's a commie
 * Science of meat
 * new way to grow meat
 * grow meat in a petri dish, which may be a cat or meat


 * when is not the right question
 * when if you have all necessary money


 * PETA supports tissue culture meat
 * offered $1-million behind it


 * Shmeat
 * combination of shit and meat
 * inescapable future of humanity
 * tastes like Shmicken