Taxes

Taxes (satanic noun)
 * 1) what Satan insists you pay for your soul
 * 2) the money the government takes from you to pay for abortions and gay marriage

Groups Who Support Paying Taxes

 * liberals
 * Commies

Reasonable People Who Know We Deserve To Spend Our Money As We Choose

 * libertarians
 * Americans
 * God
 * Jesus