The Splendiferous Zeppelin Escapades of Filliam H. Muffman

The Film
It depicts the tireless fight of that most benevolent Celebrity Crusader™, Filliam H. Muffman, as they tirelessly work to bestow America's Greatest Gift to The World™: Freedom™ upon little Jolie-kinder wannabes making shoes in an old Nazi zeppelin. Unlike their Commie celebrity counterparts, Filliam H. Muffman meets with Stephen Colbert's approval.

Getting the film made

 * The idea to make "Splendiferous" came out of a vacation Filliam was enjoying in the reasonably priced slums of Southeast Asia. The locale was exotic, the food agreable, and the prices were OUT OF THIS WORLD!  Nothing was going to get in the way of Filliam's enjoyment of their long-awaited (and well deserved) month-long respite from the liberalness that is Hollywood.


 * But alas, storm clouds penetrated the horizon. Filliam's pleasantness was destroyed when George Clooney and Brad Pitt were cavorting nude on a beach within binocular distance from The Muffman's beachfront hotel room.  Their bliss shattered, Filliam was forced to wander the back alleys of Bangkok at night to cleanse their beautiful, beautiful minds of the visions that were forcefully inserted there by Clooney and Pitt.


 * For hours they went in and out, in and out, in and out of the filthiest, cheapest and most imaginative child porn theaters they had ever witnessed in all their travels. That evening Filliam's mind had been entered unwillingly and pummelled relentlessly until it had been stretched to the very limit.  At their last stop, as the sun was rising and the images of Clooney and Pitt, limp and satiated, prepared to slip from their mind, Filliam was taken to a chicken coop at the edge of a field on the outskirts of town.  It was here they met up with destiny.