Dr. Michael Novacek

A book-writing, science-learning, hater of The Baby Jesus.

Wrote a book about digging up bones, which sounds kinds gay.

Has been scheduled to be a guest on "The Colbert Report" on November 14, 2006, unless he is too scared to get nailed.

Which he probably is.

Come back to this page 11:30pm EST and/or PST to see what happens!