Satan



Satan is the ruler of Hell. He is a homosexual. He is also the ex-roomate of Saddam Hussein. People have claimed thier relationship was gay, but obviously a man like Saddam with such a manly, manly, manly man man mustache, cannot be gay.

Back when God made the earth, 5,000 years ago, he also made his angels. Satan was one of them. Satan was the first liberal. He tried to fight God and kill Baby Jesus.