Batman

Batman is the most bad ass Super Hero in existence. Jews believe the alter ego of Batman is Bill Richardson. Others claim that Stephen Colbert is actually Batman. This could be caused by Batman's tendency to beat up Bears.

Batman Facts


Batman's photogragher, Billionaire, Bruce Wayne is close friends with our Greatest President.

The fictional character Howard Hughes is actually based on Bruce Wayne.

Stephen Colbert once said, "For one reason or the other, Vice President Dick Cheney and Batman are never seen in the same place, at the same time... *wink*"

Superman, a confirmed stalker and homosexual, has taken quite a few beatings from Batman. Alledgedly, these beatings concerned Superman's penchant for subversive action against Capitol W., as well as the fact that he no longer fights for The American way.

The Batmobile is rumored to be fueled by blubber from the rare blue whale.

The Joker, Batman's nemesis, is a registered Democrat, and hates our troops accordingly.

At one point in his career, Batman suffered a spinal cord injury, had it not been for Tom Cruise's special vitamin therapy, which fixed up Batman in no time, Batman would still be a useless lump of ex-crimefighter. This is why Batman endorses our Greatest President's outlawing of Stem cell Research. Thank you Tom Cruise!

Rumors

 * For a period of time, Stephen Colbert was rumored for impersonating Batman instead of British-geeky-posing for an American Psycho, Christian Bale because Bale had suffered from post-Colbertism syndrom: People who think they may challenge Colbert but realize they don't have the guts to do it.
 * Dick Cheney was casted to interpret the Penguin. Unfortunately, Cheney had a schedule conflict and had to become Vice-President of the most powerful nation in the Universe's History.
 * The Jew-run liberal media keeps spreading rumours that Batman is gay. BATMAN WILL MAKE THEM PAY FOR THIS!