Slavery

Introduction
Slavery is every Real American's God given right. The Bible teaches us how to practice it as we wish. Slavery never really existed, it is a figment of all Jews' and darkies' collective minds.

It is a myth perpetuated by the Liberals so that they can get votes from darkies and Jews. Republicans are better because we don't see race. This is the only reason why black people are voting for Democrats. The only reason. Remember that. History tells us of many things that have purported to happened that never did, like the Spanish Inquisition. We know this because it comes from the gut.

History
Slavery was first brought upon the world by the Egyptians who enslaved the Jews. This is well documented in the Baby Jesus-approved movie which shows how Charlton Heston went up on a mountain and talked with God on how to destroy Egypt by bringing plagues of Liberals, Democrats, and America Haters.

This should teach us all a lesson that we must destroy all the liberals in America.

American Slavery
Slavery in America was started by liberals in the 17th century. It continued for a hundreds of years, until Republican President Abraham Lincoln ended it, along with racism, in the Civil Rights Act of 1964. Former Confederate General Robert Byrd and the liberals however countered the end of slavery by creating a race of bears known as the KKK. Because of the Republican party's opposition to slavery, many of today's African-Americans are Republicans, including people like Oprah Winfrey, Barack Obama (Oh wait! He's half-African-African-American), Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. Not that these people are Republicans, but people like them are.

Apology
On the February 1, 2007 edition of The Colbert Report, Stephen apologized on behalf of America for slavery and offered reparations in the form of a 10% discount on The Stephen Colbert Southern Heritage Collection at the Colbert Nation gift shop.

External Tube

 * TADb, the Trans-Atlantic Slavery Database