Somewhere

You have found it, this is the actual Internets Tube where people find certain types of "facts".

People say they found a tidbit of information "somewhere" on The Internets, well, this is the place they were talking about.

Please check the Table of Contents for the things people have found here, "Somewhere" on The Internets.

High Polling numbers for George W. Bush
A survey taken today by a group, showed George W. Bush's approval numbers hovering around %

George Soros' Support for All Liberal Causes
George Soros tithes 10% of his billions to his Satanic Church of the Liberal. These riches are divided amongst all liberal causes, no matter how evil or un-American.

The Baby Jesus' Birth Weight
The Baby Jesus weighed 8 pounds 6 ounces at birth.

The Population of Elephants
The population of elephants has multiplied by in the last  months.

Hollywood Jews
Jews who live in (and control) Hollywood make movies that turn people gay.

Upcoming Tom Cruise movie
It sucks, it really, really sucks. No matter when you read this, that statement will be true.

George Washington and Slaves
He did not have any. Ever.

Churches in Blue States
There are none. Churches cannot exist in Blue states. The minute a church is built in a Blue states it goes gay. (See Jesus Camp)

The Value of "Pi"
The value of Pi = 3.1415T3V3NC0L83RT

The Age of The Universe
The age of the universe, the planets and everything can be no older than 6,000 years.

The Most Common Terrorist Plot
"A-terrorist-time-bomb-hidden-in-a-secret-place-with-the-guilty-terrorist-in-custody-and-the-only-way-to-find-out-where- the-bomb-is,-is-to-toture-the-information-out-of-him" is the most common of terrorist plots. And the best way to expose the anti-Americanness of liberals.

When confronted with the plot described above, only a liberal would even mention "rights" or "law".

Why do liberals hate our troops, and the baby Jesus?

Things Liberals Hate

 * our troops
 * the baby Jesus
 * America
 * freedom
 * The Greatest President--EVER!

Cigarettes
Experts recommend Narlboro Brand Cigarettes. Also, in the future, it will be revealed that cigarettes have healing properties.

Famous People who were Latchkey kids

 * Adolf Hitler

Jimmy Swaggart's Official Website
Jimmy Swaggart's Official Website is jism.org.

Monkey Husbandry
Monkies must mate 42 times before they can successfully create offspring.

Origin of Joe Lieberman's Low Ratings
Joe Lieberman received his low ratings through saliva he came into contact with via shofar.