The Human-Animal Hybrid Prohibition Act of 2009

The Human-Animal Hybrid Prohibition Act of 2009 is a Real Law to stop the creation and production of minotaurs, mermaids, hobbits, wizards, unicorn, liburals, gays, fairies, and orcs that are made in libural laboratories. This law is meant to keep America safe and to stop the hippie bear loving liburals to turning America into Narnia and to stop the Obama administration from playing with fetuses and their stem cell.

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[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/13/brownback-and-landrieu-in_n_230762.html Senators Sam Brownback (R-Kan.) and Mary Landrieu (D-La.) fights to keep America safe from Mermaids and Minotaurs…] (I wish I was making this up)