National Rifle Association

Introduction
National Rifle Association, the awesmomest, most patriotic organization ever. Liberals want to take away our right to have guns... and the NRA wants to shoot them and burn their bodies. The NRA realizes that the average citizen will need to be prepared for the Bear uprising of 2012, and will need personal arsenals to turn back the bear menace. The NRA is led by That guy from the original Planet of the Apes, Ted Nugent and Magnum PI.

The N.R.A. is the original protector of the Second Amendment.

Role of the NRA
The National Rifle Association travels around in a bus called "The Mystery Machine" and with their large Great Dane, they hunt malicious "ghosts". (Usually, the "ghosts" turn out to be cans. Afri-cans, Mexi-cans, Puerto Ri-cans. Either that or Old Man Smithers)

History
In 1545, Jesus and Ted Nugent decided that the only way to protect Real Americans was to give them guns—lots of them. Since then, it has been been constantly assailed by the forces of darkness, most notably Michael Moore, Al Franken, and all feminazis.



Notable Members

 * Jesus
 * Moses
 * St. Francis of Assisi
 * George W. Bush
 * Stephen Colbert
 * Ted Nugent
 * Chuck Norris
 * Dick Cheney
 * Walker Texas Ranger
 * Jack Bauer
 * Gerald Ford
 * Mel Gibson
 * Danny Glover
 * Sean Penn
 * Punisher
 * Mitt Romney

''Note: All members are guaranteed entry into Heaven and an honorary seat at Jesus's right hand.