S.S. Space Yacht



The '$ocientologist Spacecraft (S.S.) Space Yacht' is the lead vessel in the $cientology space fleet. The S.S. Space Yacht was commissioned during the mid-1960s by $cientology overlord L. Ron Hubbard.

Mission
After having made boatloads of money and converting the majority of Hollywood actors to $cientology, Hubbard retired to the lead space vessel in the $cientology fleet, the SS Space Yacht. Initially, the primary purpose of this vessel was to find young boys people to convert to $cientology. Hubbard decided to instead use the ship to evade paying taxes search after Xenu.

Factoids



 * Tom Cruise is the Master Cockswain on the S.S. Space Yacht.


 * Seaman Stains is the name of the first mate on the S.S. Space Yacht.