Zen

Zen is a religion created by hippies thousands of years before Our Lord Jesus was born. It's followers believe that by being lazy and doing nothing for one's entire life it may be possible to escape the reincarnation cycle and, thus, the mundane normality of existence on planet Earth. These lucky individuals reach a state of Nirvana, which is like the feeling you get when you're really stoned. Few practitioners of Zen actually reach Nirvana. Instead they are usually reincarnated as dirty hippies or butterflies.

Many evil Communists follow the Zen religion.