The Geneva Conventions

The Geneva Convention was a quaint set of rules put down by the Swiss (along with a large platter of delicious chocolate, luxurious gold bullion, and a few Swiss Army knives) that basically said that America is not allowed to get information out of its enemies, drop bombs on countries that hate us, and operate prisons that most people do not really know about for whatever reason (until the New York Times goes and blabs about it, anyway). George W. Bush, Alberto Gonzales, Bill O'Reilly, Tony Snow, Donald Rumsfeld, Lynndie England, and several other American heroes decided that the Geneva Convention was nice, but it was obsolete and just does not work for the U.S.A. anymore, so now America is playing by her own rules.

Nice knowing you, Geneva Convention. America might come back if you give the President of the U.S. some more chocolate and gold.