Bank



A bank is a building where knowledgeable Jews hold your money until you're ready to spend it. Bankers are men who run banks and own the Senate.

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Fewer hedge funds under SEC watch

Foreclosure: Quickest Way to Make Money
If you fail to pay your mortgage (and sometimes you dont even have to have a mortgage for the bank to take over your property, for it is a new way for the bank to streamline the process and cut through the bureaucracy to save the bank's time) by law the bank owns your property (regardless of any libural facts that say otherwise, because we have forge documents that say otherwise and that contract must be honored) and that means they can take over you home and sell it to make up for the loses. But recently the communist government has decided to stop this practice, because it only benefits the bank! The Obama Administration is demanding free money and free housing to be given to the poor and they are accusing the banks of misconduct, thievery, identity theft, fraud, and other libural fabrications against bankers.

According with Patriotic sources, Welfare Queens are refusing to be evicted from bank owned houses. Hey, mister! That's bank property, get off our land!

It is time for people to take responsibility for their own problems and stop blaming the bank for all their ills.

Update
If John Stewart is against it, then it must be good.

Emergency Update
Communist Government is trying to take over, help!!!!

Job Market
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Do Not Also See

 * Nationalization

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 * Judicial Activism continues to plague our Free Market!!
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