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Kyle Craven
Kyle Craven was born in November of 1990, in the back of a truck coming from Mexico. The Craven family got caught while crossing the U.S./Mexico border but were allowed to proceed because mother Craven provided the immigration agent with oral services. The Cravens were happy after this because they had achieved their goal of bringing their son to a country where he would have a bright future in baseball.

As Kyle grew older, his parents began to notice that Kyle was different from all the other little boys. Not only was Kyle a superb baseball player, but he also showed signs of being mildly retarded. Kyle's parents decided to ignore his mild retardation because he was going to be a baseball player when he grew up and baseball players "ain't got to no how ta read" in the immortal words of papa Craven.