Laura D'Andrea Tyson

Barack Hussein Obama's economic advisor.

September 2, 2008 Nailing

 * she wore bold colors and will do so throughout the fall
 * wanted to talk about the Misery Index
 * typical democrats see glass half empty
 * she says the glass is 98% empty; denied the residue at the bottom!
 * 4,000 foreclosures


 * likes to talk about misery


 * claims Democratic President are better for the economy than Republican ones
 * The Mob applauded early


 * everyone does better under Democratic administrations
 * except the top 1%


 * believes the last 8 years has more weight than the last 2 weeks


 * she hates people who work hard
 * reassures them (Dr. Colbert) will do fine


 * the first time Dr. Colbert invited a guest to suck on his teat