Attitude

Attitude is a way to describe how something makes your gut feel. Your mind is not involved, and should never be. Your attitude is very important because it instructs others how to behave around you.

Displaying Attitude
There are many ways to display an attitude:
 * 1) graphically
 * 2) verbally
 * 3) facially
 * 4) body language
 * 5) clothing
 * 6) pet accessories
 * 7) money

The attitude displayed depicts to those around you what brand of attitude you have.

Graphically
This is how you let everyone online know how your gut feels about a given situation. For example: TYPING WITH ALL CAPS lets people know your gut is mad, and they need to step off, yo. On the other hand, putting little emoticons in your text messages or emails lets people know your gut is gay--don't do it!

Verbally
This is how you let everyone in the vicinity of your voice know how your gut feels during a cell phone conversation. Makes sure you speak as loudly as possible so those around you can experience your gut's attitude. Your gut can depict it's attitude verbally by using certain words like:
 * pwn
 * snap
 * damn!

Facially
Your gut is connected directly to your face. Your face can contort into just about any arrangement, and this is usually the first way people can experience your gut's attitude.

Body Language
Your gut commands every fiber in your body, and will play you like the puppet that you are to the Puppet Master that is your gut. From the way you stand with your hand on your hip, girlfriend to the way you swing your arm up to snap your fingers, your gut's attitude is displayed through your body in very fabulous ways.

Clothing
Your gut decides what you are going to wear the next day, not your mom. While you sleep your gut goes through your closet and picks out the best way to say to the world, "Honey, here I am!"

Pet Accessories
The pet you have is an extention of your gut, and it knows it. Your pet is in tune with your gut and will pee or hump the leg of someone nearby based on your gut's attitude.

Money
The money your gut earns can buy other people to stand near you and create the meta-aura of it's attitude in a way no single person can. Listen to your gut, and spend your money accordingly.

Brands of Attitudes
There are many brands of Attitudes, but for Americans there really are only 2 kinds:
 * American
 * un-American

American
The American brand of attitude is unique in all the world. This is good since the planet is America's.

Graphically
The American attitude is best conveyed by ''' LARGE UNDERLINED ALL-CAPS BOLDED RED FONT WITH EXCLAMATION POINTS!!! '''

Verbally
The American attitude is best conveyed through sheer volume. ''' DON'T EVER FORGET THAT!!! '''