Talk:Emergency Evacuation Manual

The Colbert Report Emergency Evacuation Manual is a public service book and video designed to impart safety guidelines that can be used in any situation.

Guidelines

 * Phase 1: Save Stephen
 * Place Stephen on a helicopter to be whisked away to an undisclosed location.
 * Provide Stephen with helmet, life jacket and 20 year-old Thai masseuse name Ping


 * Phase 2: Save Stephen's Staff