Meatloaf

Meatloaf is the cosmopolitan, older brother of the hamburger. As such, meatloaf is the type of sophisticated meal that a true American can enjoy without feeling like a sissy from France.



Similar to a hamburger, meatloaf in the belly can amplify the gut, which makes it easier to determine truthiness.

Recipe for Papa Bear's No Spin Loaf

 * Ingredients:

1 pound of meat, preferably bear flesh. 1 pound of freedom fries 1 tablespoon of a liberal's blood 1 large egg 1 generous heaping of truthiness


 * Preparation:

In a large bowl, mix meat, freedom fries, blood, egg, and truthiness. In a 13x9-inch baking pan, shape meat mixture into a 9x5-inch loaf. Bake at 375° for 1 hour. Using 2 spatulas, carefully move meat loaf to a serving plate and slice. Serves 6 to 8 God loving Americans.


 * Tip from Papa Bear:

Bill says: "Take advantage of the time that the No Spin Loaf is cooking in order to center one's spiritual self by reading a good book, such as  Tuesdays with Morrie, caching up with old friends, like Geraldo and Sean Hannity, or instituting a boycott against products from Canada."