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=Man with an American flag painted on his face=

Hours after this photo was taken, the man pictured went home, washed his face and was promptly arrested and taken to an undisclosed location for desecrating the Flag. --El Payo 01:21, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

aawww, the colbert facial --GlennBecksATool 12:15, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

Man complains of radiation burns after watching the Colbert Report. --Alethic Logic 19:47, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

=Westminster Dog Show=

Terrorists use dog-like-carpet to sneak into innocent homes.Tourskin 03:16, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

Scientists successfully splice dog and mop genes. --Alethic Logic 19:44, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Dog discovered to be reincarnation of Bob Marley WrongOfTexas 16:05, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

=Florida Shark Awareness Program=

Michael Moore re-make of Jaws is a bite too far.Tourskin 03:15, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

"Hi. I'm Justin Timberlake." --OHeL 12:00, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

MOTHERFUCER the snark

Woman survives shark attack by impersonating flamingo. --Alethic Logic 19:41, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Typical Democrat tries to appease shark by offering leg. WrongOfTexas 16:06, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

=Man Catches Large Fish=

"Was that as good for you as it was for me?" --Winky 04:38, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Sex or food...sex or food...(Democrat thinking).Tourskin 23:39, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Just as Rick Santorum warned us. WrongOfTexas 16:28, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Dumb doormats on sale this week at Bed, Bath & Beyond. --Alethic Logic 20:52, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Give a man a fish, and he's satisfied for a day. Teach a man to lie with a fish, and he's satisfied for a lifetime. --Esteban Colberto 18:31, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

=Supreme Court Justice's Daughter Arrested= Antonin Scalia's daughter, Ann Banaszewski, was arrested and charged with driving under the influence of alcohol and child endangerment.



A Typical European maleTourskin 04:37, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

Keith Richard's plastic surgery unsuccessful. --Alethic Logic 20:55, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

=Dancers From Venezuela=

How the "Deal or No Deal" briefcase girls appear to Howie Mandel when he's stoned. --OHeL 03:59, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

Ben & Jerry's releases new flavor - Blacklady Swirl. --Alethic Logic 19:37, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

=Mother Cat Allows Puppy to Nurse=

"I don't see race." --OHeL 03:59, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

Mother cat forced into animal prostitution.Tourskin 04:21, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Just as Rick Santorum warned us. WrongOfTexas 16:28, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

=Professional Basketball Player, Tim Hardaway=

"Being surrounded by athletic, sweaty men all day long I'm just lucky The Gay hasn't rubbed off on me yet."

Man uses BO in Basketball match. Very effective weapon Tourskin 04:38, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Unnamed player mistakes Tim Hardaway's head for basketball. --Alethic Logic 22:22, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Sorry man, you have to be this tall to play. WrongOfTexas 16:11, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Just because I dribble balls all day doesn't mean I have to like gay people. --Esteban Colberto 18:29, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

=New Washington Dollar=

Once again, Presidents wipe out American Indians.

I'm looking for a dime!Tourskin 20:09, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

Mint releases Barbara Bush commemorative coin. --Alethic Logic 19:35, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

=Elephant Rams Minibus=

"Motherfucker, I told you NOT to call me Dumbo."

"So much for living up to your name, Dodge." --OHeL 03:59, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

"GO BACK TO HOLLYWOOD!" --GlennBecksATool 12:10, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

"Block this, Wikip*dia."--thisniss 20:07, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

Bear disguised as Elephant attacks school bus.Tourskin 20:10, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

Rise in elephant population impacts human population - --Alethic Logic 19:32, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Alethic, why not:

Sudden tripling of elephant population impacts human population. (--El Payo 20:28, 19 February 2007 (UTC))

=New York City Taxis Celebrate 100 Years=

Liberal cab. Its about to get sucked into that bear drain.Tourskin 18:44, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

"On a related note, the Pine Tree Air Freshener celebrates its 100th anniversary tomorrow." --OHeL 23:44, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

=2 Storks in a Nest=

Storks build nest in Nancy Pelosi's pubic hair. --Alethic Logic 19:33, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

=Snow Angels World Record= An estimated 9,000 North Dakotans created simultaneous "snow angels" in Bismark on February 17, 2007.

North Dakota population temporarily increases by 10,000% for snow angel stunt. --Careax 09:22, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Large Liberal boulder leaves few dead and many more impotent.Tourskin 04:20, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Here we see millions of sperm gathered - wiggling in expectation of the inevitable ejaculation. --Alethic Logic 18:42, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

=Satellite Photo of the Great Wall of China=

Electron microscope examines Hilary Clinton's IUD. --Alethic Logic 20:46, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Michale Moore lands on earth, causing big crackTourskin 01:48, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

=A Four-legged Duckling=

OJ disproves "Quacks like a duck" theory. --Alethic Logic 20:47, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

He is truly an ugly duckling. RedManiac 20:59, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Godless scientists create godless killing machineTourskin 01:47, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

=George W. Bush Celebrates Presidents' Day=

"Exactly what did you mean by 'avoid foreign entanglements,' wooden-teeth boy?"

George W to George W... "I cannot tell a lie" --Alethic Logic 20:47, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

"I'm the Decider... and I'll decide whether or not to cross the Potomac". --OHeL 23:52, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Spot the differenceTourskin 01:46, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

My hat it has three corners, three corners has my hat - and had it not three corners, I might look just like that. --Alethic Logic 15:21, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

"Why can't anyone else see you, Mr. Washington? Am I going insane?", "No, George, you are perfectly fine, NOW KILL, George, KILL SOME MORE!" WrongOfTexas 16:23, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Man, I can’t wait for easter…--GlennBecksATool 17:20, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

And so you see George W. Bush, that's how I crossed the Potoman River. er.. I mean the Potomac River. --Esteban Colberto 18:53, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Oh wow, George Washington, our 5th President of the United States. I'm gonna call you "Wiggy". Meheh. --Esteban Colberto 18:53, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

=New York Yankees at Spring Training=

Dad, I thought we were coming to see the bears. --Alethic Logic 07:32, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Yankees prepare for Verne Troyer to throw out the first pitch. WrongOfTexas 16:25, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Neighbour's spy on rich kid's home.Tourskin 06:23, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

=A Flock of Geese=

Four-legged duckling has nothing on me... --Alethic Logic 07:38, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Scientists attribute steady rise in goose population to sexy Aflac ads. --Alethic Logic 15:17, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

This political ad paid for by "Geese for Vilsack". --Esteban Colberto 18:35, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Bird flu resurgence worries many geese.Tourskin 06:28, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

=Muslim Swimwear=

Kowaburka! --Alethic Logic 07:34, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

That surfboard is showing too much curvature, arrest it! WrongOfTexas 16:26, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Freedom + Iraq = New and improved culture! Tourskin 06:24, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

=Protesters March Against Gitmo=

Sneak peek at KKK's new spring fashions. --Alethic Logic 16:57, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

France orders millions of her citizens to Gitmo as part of Jack Chirac's "Reign of Terror".Tourskin 06:25, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

=Actor Sylvester Stallone=

New Rocking Chair Methuselah film to "hit" theaters soon. --Alethic Logic 17:01, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Too old to rock, too young to die. --Alethic Logic 17:07, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

"It ain't over 'till it's-" *Sylvester collapes* RedManiac 21:39, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Announcer voice: Rocky Balboa, this time, the gloves come off and the teeth come out. --Alethic Logic 01:57, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

Illegal imigrant fights of deportation officers, whilst trying to imposter RamboTourskin 06:26, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

=New Orleans Mardi Gras, 2007=

Gays infiltrate neo-Nazi rally in New Orleans. --Alethic Logic 17:02, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

This guy really wants to see your tits. --El Payo 02:39, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

"The levee water will have to be this high before I stop the party, girlfriend!" --OHeL 02:45, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

"Ooooh...Hey Hitler boys!"Tourskin 06:27, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

SMELL MY ARMPITS HEIL HITLER!Tourskin 06:27, 21 February 2007 (UTC)