Pickle

It is a little known fact that pickles are key to success. You must always be on the lookout for a good healthy pickle. If you eat more than 5 jars of pickles a day, you are probably fat, but very good at simple tasks such as typing really fast, and falling down.

Bad Pickles
But, you should also watch out for bad pickles. A bad pickle is easily recognized by its over sized sunglasses, and loafers. Some bad pickles will even have dread-locks, but do not be fooled! Bad pickles are still pure evil!

A bad pickle will do things such as: stealing all the raisins, and leaving bread crumbs in the butter, so when someone else goes to use the butter they are like "Oh no! Now my sandwhich will never be the same!" or "I was really looking forward to the delicious butter."