The Half Hour News Hour

"This Just In" is an all-American television show to glorify The Baby Jesus and everything He stands for.

FOX has tentatively scheduled it to air on two Saturdays in January, 2007. It will be picked up forever if there is enough interest.

Allegedly AOL-Time Warner owns the phrase "This Just In" forcing Rupert Murdoch to have to pay someone to come up with a different name or pay lawyers to do copyright research. Not so much pay, as pay the going rate or at the very least, pay minimum wage.

FOX provided these 2 picture frames (with pictures included) to each member of the press for their story about "This Just In".

Possible Hosts

 * Stephen Colbert
 * Tony Snow or his assistant
 * Armstrong Williams
 * John Cho
 * Kal Penn
 * Carlos Mencia
 * Dane Cook
 * Broken Lizard
 * Glenn Beck
 * Dennis Miller

More Information To Come
Please stay tuned, America may finally be able to break free of the shackles of the liberal media.