Physics

Physics
While physics is often described as an experimental science that seeks to describe the most fundamental aspects of our universe, it is commonly known to be wrong. There are two main camps regarding the reasons behind the wrongness of physics. One camp asserts that physics is wrong because it is part of a vast conspiracy of evolutionists who lie to the public in order to cover up the fact that the bible is fundamentally and inerrantly true. The other camp asserts that though physics is wrong, no vast conspiracy is behind its wrongness. Instead, physicists are wrong either because "They're not that smart" or, because they happen to make similar mistakes which leads them to incorrect conclusions supposedly backed up by experimental data.

One thing is certain about the nature of physics however: it is confusing. And nothing so confusing could possibly be right, since it is accepted knowledge that a middle school education along with bible study is all that is required to understand as much of the universe as God wants us to.