Ed Helms

Ed Helms is on The Daily Show, which automatically makes him not nearly as great as Stephen Colbert, but Ed Helms isn't as great as Stephen Colbert anyway. They don't look anything alike. Stephen Colbert is the sexiest middle-aged white guy ever, and Ed Helms looks like a cross between Willy Wonka and Hitler.

Ed Helms Trivia

 * The reason for Ed Helms's prodigious height and...general appearance...is exposure to a nuclear power plant meltdown in the year 2000.
 * Ed Helms is ugly. It's true. Don't even try to argue. This page says he is ugly, so believe it!
 * On a scale of greatness, Ed Helms falls somewhere between Jon Stewart and Al Franken.