Yousef Islam

Yousef Islam is, according to the Department of Homeland Security, a terrorist. And as we all know they're never wrong!

He goes by many names. But his most common aliases include The Artist formerly known as Yousuf Islam and Cat Stevens and Steven Demetre Georgiou, or just TAFKAYIACSASDG for short.

Yousef assists America's enemies by allowing his sickly sweet 1970s folk music to be aired on lame radio stations and sold on nostalgic CD collections. Fortunately, only middle-aged liberals fall for these tactics. Good, honest Americans throw their Cat Stevens albums on the fires along with their The Dixie Chicks CDs.