Jeopardy!

An American game show that originally began in 1964.

Created by Merv Griffin, the only gimmic it had going for it was the dyslexic, almost retarded, substitution of answer for question and vice-versa.

A Mormon nerd was the all-time champion having won more than any of the other loser contestants.

Most famous for riding Stephen Colbert's coattails.

The show hopes to receive The Colbert Bump without proper authorization.

Current unmustachioed Canadian host, Alex Trebek (real name Giorgi Suka-Alex Trebek), has held the American job of host since 1984 when, as producer of the syndicated show, he hired himself as host.

What an assshole. And his real name is gay, too.