Redneck



Rednecks are true Americans. They built America with their bare hands. They go to church daily (because Jesus loves America more than the rest of the world). They are also discriminated against by city slickers, liberals, grouchy history teachers, and Non-Americans (See: foreigners).

The Rednecks are also direct descendants of God ever since Jehova Redneck came to their holy land Arkansas and gave birth to them himself since he's so great he doesn't need a woman to make children.

The Rednecks have also been greatly oppressed in this country. They are hated by the liberals, atheists, and all other America Haters.

Their oppressions are numerous but include: 1.Forced from their home land and forced to live on reservations. What else could those trailor parks be? 2.Unequal Education. Arkansas has the lowest literacy rate in America.