Neanderthal

Neanderthal
A neanderthal is a mystical creature, which taked form of a monkey but with no tail. It's orgins are unknown becuase they don't exsist. The creatures bones were set upon the communist leader satan on the earth, trying to fool good hearted christians into believing that human's came from monkeys. The people who believe this are libral god hating communists.

How old are these made up creatures?
We'll, its not for sure, but evil men called "scientists" Believe there from thousands, maybe even millions of years ago. Though, we can't take ther word for it, seeing how they hate God and all.

The danger of these mythological beasts
Its a common fact that liberal communist hippys are really satans more advanced neanderthal. This just adds to the bundles of cold hard fact that God hates librals. Though these bones are fake, it's wildly known that we have Neanderthal's who were right in front of our eyes.

How to Defeat a Neanderthal
There are a couple ways. The best way is to declare a massive war on terror, this elimnates many Neanderthal's. But if happen to find yourself in a communist libral part of town and incounter a Neanderthal, you can defeat him/her. One way to defeat him/her is to splash holy water on it, that'll keep it down for an hour or so. Another common method is reading a certain bible qoute to them. "And if the righteous one is barely saved, where will the godless and the sinner appear?" Peter 4:18

There is one last alternative and that is wearing a Ronald Reagan mask. The Neandertal will tremble befor the great right wing image and coward away to its dwelling where it will smoke reefer and listen to hippy music.