Arnold Schwarzenegger

Former kick ass, though not as much as American born Chuck Norris, action star, crime fighter, and all around manly manly man (hes definately not a girly man). However, he recently left the world of movies, ones in which he saves America from illegal aliens who wear clocking devices to jump the border, or ones where he destroys armies of cyborgs led by Hillary Clinton to take over the world, or ones where he is just a cop at a kindergarden (in California you need cops in every public place beacuse thanks to a lack of morales all their children are crazed gang bangers).

Currently he is the illegal governor of California, since he is not a true born America. Yet in his attempts to bring a conservative and rational God fearing aspect to California's liberal hellholes he was almost killed by an army of mutant penguins (take that global warming supporters, penguins live in the cold so its only getting colder).