Gadsden, Alabama

Great things about Gadsden are:


 * “The Gadsden Colbert,” newspaper that brings truthiness to Northeast Alabama. Generally in compition with the Red Star in neighboring Annistongrad.
 * Home of Judge Roy Moore, the judge that brought you the Ten Commandments!
 * At war with evil Annistongrad, home of Satan. Gadsden, Alabama is a city of God, while Anniston isn’t, remember that! Gadsden is the home of the Ten Commandments, as well as many churches that love the baby Jesus!
 * Doesn't have Bears like Anniston that chase away Walmarts and other shopping centers to its suburbs.
 * They don't like Jon Stewart

History of Annistongrad
Founded by Moses in 600 BC, Gadsden is a promiseland for future America.

Annistongrad Today
The city is leading a heavy battle with commie hellhole Annistongrad, Anniston is full of Yankee scum, and soon the baby jesus will prevail.

Crazy Laws
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Notable Landmarks in Annistongrad

 * The Ten Commandments Mounuments, delivered by Moses, to Judge Roy Moore

Ethnic Neighborhoods in Annistongrad
People in Gadsden see beyond color.

A Typical Day in Annistongrad
Wake up, and be blessed by the babby Jesus!

Famous People From Annistongrad

 * Judge Roy Moore