Pope John Paul II

Pope John Paul II was America's Pope. He is best known for apologizing to the Jews for the One True Church's major role in knowledge of minor part of the Holocaust a little misunderstanding they should have gotten over a long time ago.

John Paul (or "Pope Johnny", as he liked to be called) was a great friend to The Greatest President Ever, anmd the two shared many fun weekends together drinking Jesus Juice and endorsing the bombing of Palestinians.