Hippie Jesus

Jesus was not nor will he ever be a long haired, sandal wearing, Jewish peace-nick with radical ideas that upset the establishment these are insidious lies!

He also hated the idea of being nice to none Christians, Considering taking care of corporations more important than caring for the poor, and was against any form of Gun Control.

The Legend of Hippie Jesus
The Legend of Hippie Jesus started when some loser said out loud "hey maybe we should try this turn the other cheek thing" since then the followers f this heratical sect have popped up in almost every branch of Christianity (even in the Vatican!).

Eye witless account
Jesus is a Stoner. Honestly, dont tell me that from one look, the dude isnt a Hippie who's always high on something. He knows what the best weed is, grows his own and knows not to touch Heroin, because thats bad- M'kay?