San Francisco Marsh Mouse

San Francisco Marsh Mouse is the most elite rodent in the animal kingdom. Found primarily in The People's Republic of San Francisco, the San Francisco Marsh Mouse are on the verge of extinction, due to all of them being gay.

In 2009, when America was on the brink of financial collapse, Nancy Pelosi proposed spending nearly $30 billion to provide food, housing and a federally protected parade route for the abominable rats.

Real Americans fought to expose this socialistic scheme on the TV and radio, but since the liberals control the media, no one heard about it until it was too late.