The Magic Negro

The Magic Negro is a off (off off off) Broadway play put on in their spare time by the Radio City Rockettes. This magical, stunning, and slightly racist play is about blacks. Among the black crowd you shall see young Barack Hussein Obama who posses a secret ability to turn white people into black people. Then, just when you think that the plot is going to thicken, the lights turn on and all the Radio City Rockettes jump off the stage and attack Democrats in the crowd with forks.

Produced by: Bill Gates (well actually the money didn't go to the play, it went to buying watermelons.

Directed by: Stephen Jr. The Eagle

Cast
Barack Hussein Obama (The whitest Rockette)

Blacks (Rockettes)

Tom Cruise (One of the attacks)