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Screengrab of a graphical representation of a Columbus Dispatch news story about an American ban on sperm from European countries that had cases of mad cow.

Highlighted quotes from the article are:
 * "...sperm banks are running low."
 * and "...blond, blue-eyed Scandinavian babies..."

Dr. Colbert summarized the story, informing the heroes that sperm banks are running low and Americans are having trouble finding the man-batter to bake up " blond-haired, blue-eyed babies"

Columbus Dispatch logo copyright one would assume The Columbus Dispatch, "The Colbert Report", September 25, 2007.