Double Secret Background Probation

This super secret backround classification was used by Karl Rove when he gave out information on that liberal terrorist sympathizer Valerie Plame. It is said that he was ordered to disclose the information, due to her husband's involvement in the cover up of the proven existance of Iraqi weapons of mass distruction. To accomplish this task without breaking any laws, which would otherwise protect Mrs. Plame from the prying persecution of Supreme Court Justices, or the protection of Activist Judges, Rove looked back to his college days. He took a little known concept from his school's dean/ mentor, Dean Wormer. This concept was known as "Double Secret Probation". It was used by Wormer, in times of emergency, to rid his campus of wife stealing, beer swilling, liberal toga ner-do-wells. Rove adapted this concept, and thus, Double Secret Backround was created. Double Secret Backround would allow Rove to "talk shop" to newspaper reporters such as Bob Novak, who had survived the massive influx of Yellow Journalists, to our nations newspapers. Lucky journalists, like Bob Novak had often been targets of the Liberal News Conspiracy, due to their brash use of newspapers to tell the right side of the story. Double Secret Backround was a concept invented by Rove, and certainly cannot be credited to any of his loyal assistants.