The Miami Dolphins

The Miami Dolphins are the greatest sports team alive. They play football, though they would kick butt at hockey, basketball, and any other sport.

Players

 * Quarterbacks
 * John Beck
 * Cleo Lemon
 * Running Backs
 * Lorenzo Booker
 * Jesse Chatman
 * Patrick Cobbs
 * Samkon Gado
 * Reagan Mauia
 * Other Players
 * Many, many others
 * Owner
 * Wayne Huizenga

Future Victories

 * Super Bowl '08
 * Super Bowl '09
 * All future super bowls
 * They won't even bother entering other ones. The big one is all that matters. Except for Thanksgiving games.