Daily Poll/Archive/June 2007

June 16, 2007
Bill O'Reilly uncovered the real motivation behind all the terrorist bombings: the terrorists want to get on TV, specifically CNN and MSNBC, which show them all the time (mediamatters.org). What is the other main motivating factor for the terrorist bombings? in the hopes that George W. Bush's poll numbers go down in the hopes of influencing the 2008 election in the hopes Michael Moore will make a movie about them because Nancy Pelosi told them to

June 15, 2007
On the June 14, 2007 episode of "The Colbert Report", Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. interviewed a gay about why he was in the military. Dr. Colbert had to remind the gay that there are many reasons for keeping the gays out of America's masculine endeavors. What do you feel is the most compelling reason to keep the gays out of America's military? rainbows are not very effective camoflauge: push-ups should never be performed in teams: "Flock of Seagulls" hair will never fit inside a helmet: it is hard to march in stiletto heels:

June 14, 2007
How Large Will Ron Paul's Colbert Bump Be? Romney-killing: Giuliani-upsetting: Fred Thompson-scaring: 14%:

June 13, 2007
Today is the 41st anniversary of Miranda vs Arizona, the antiquated law that gives criminals a chance to run away while the arresting officer has to read an entire law book to them. Which of the "rights" should be taken off in order to speed up the arresting process? right to remain silent: right to an attorney: both of them: none of them, I'm a gay hippie who wants to have Osama bin Laden's baby:

June 12, 2007
Which is your favorite "Alternative Universe Stephen"? Esteban Colberto: Stephanus Maximus Truthiness: Caesar Honeybee: Tyrone Hunnibi:

June 11, 2007
Who Should Bill Clinton's Presidential Library Be Named After? Bill Clinton: Stephen Colbert: