Stick

A stick is the large natural wood branch that is stuck up all Republicans behinds. Republicans are not born with this stick up their butts, but have it placed there in a ceromony taking place on the first general election they attend after the age of 18. Similer sticks are also found up the arses of the conservative party in Great Britain, except that those are there more for visual effect and are not used to control the masses as in the US.