Good Morning America



A godless sodomotic television program that is under the mistaken belief that Americans would be awake at 9 in the morning to watch people hyped up on coffee and remnants of "Up With People" ideology to blather about the weather and assorted gibberish.

Their only saving grace was when they interviewed The Honorable Professor Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. when he was promoting his award-winning first (and only) book, I Am America (And So Can You!)