Mensa

Mensa (Me exhibit nice smartnesses assoc.) is an organization of self-proclaimed geniuses who draw their titles and status from standardized test scores* and encyclopedia britannica's.** Their meetings and actions include the discussion of scientific topics, the worship of Geena Davis, and the massive consumption of coffee cake. Many members view themselves as having a disease, and use the meeting to lower their IQ rather than raise it. Mensa is basically a support group for those who are seperated from their common American brothers. There is a recent concern among members that Mensa is under scrutiny from the department for Homeland Security. Mensa members have been viewed as a possible threat to the stability of the nation, as they challenge the intelligence of America's government, and seem to sway towards liberal ideals and terrorist goals. This belief has been neutralized by the fact that members have too many problems with each other, and are more concerned about coffee cake than real important issues.


 * Standardized tests have been proven to not cater to all individuals, and do not reflect actual intelligence. Among the complaining parties are republicans, the learning disabled, 12 year olds, and stupid people.


 * also note that encyclopedia britannica's are a british publication and do not hold as much weight in this noble country as the more reputable encyclopedia americana.