Ted Turner

Mr Turner was born in Cincinnati, Ohio and moved to Georgia but somehow became a liberal scumbag along the way when he became a liberal media mogul.

In 1980, Turner copied a concept created by [Stephen Cobert|Dr Stephen Cobert] to put on the air what Turner falsely claimed was the "first" all-news cable network, CNN.

Prior to that, he had developed what he called the "superstation" concept which broadcast Atlanta Braves baseball games and old movies using dangerously high levels of radiation to push the signal out to way more people than would usually see it. Unfortunately, anyone who switched to the station with their TV would be subjected to radiation that killed some of them instantly and caused dangerous tumors and liberal thoughts in others.

Turner bought all of the old movies in the world to give his TV stations something to show when Law & Order wasn't on the schedule. He was critisized for doing something to those movies called "colorizing". It apparently involved using computer techniques to put "people of color" into the old movies. This is not something that Dr Cobert can see because he is blind to color.