Coalition of the Willing (band)

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Coalition of the Willing is a multi-national force armed with various musical instruments of mass destruction. This causes much confusion as the public tends to believe that they number in the hundreds of thousands. Those counted are not soldiers but fans that want to meet His Excellency András Simonyi backstage to discuss "bi-lateral relations." András also has five bandmates that can also sign autographs on groupies' various body parts.

Members of the Coalition

 * András Simonyi on guitar - Hungarian Ambassador to The U.S. and friend of The Colbert Report
 * Lincoln P. Bloomfield on bass - used to tell Dubya how to blow up Korea as Assistant Secretary of State


 * Daniel Poneman on guitar - used to tell Clinton when to blow up Korea as a presidential aide


 * Alexander Vershbow on drums - professional drummer somehow keeping Korea from being blown up. Oh, and he's making ends meet working as the U.S. Ambassador to South Korea.


 * Dan McDermott alternate on drums - works for a firm that is attempting to create some ridiculous communist workers' paradise, no doubt modeled after something from North Korea.


 * Jeff "Skunk" Baxter on guitar - long time rock veteran, tells the Pentagon how to blow up terrorists, mostly in Korea.

The Coalition's Plan for Bringing Democracy to Rock
The Coalition of the Willing is currently preparing for their first tour of American duty, to be called "Def To America". Following the quick and unparalleled success of this tour, in which they will be greeted as shred liberators by audiences across the country, the band will go on a second tour to battle the Monsterz of Terror in a fanciful display of Guitarmaggedon.

The Coalition's first album, "The Coalition of the Thrilling," is scheduled for release in January, 2009.