Australia

Australia is a big ocean. It's like America but floating, and instead of Native Americans it has Aborigines and kangaroos. Australians also eat Vegemite instead of apple pie. Australia was actually created when America got bored and decided to play football. Everybody there is drunk. Because Australia is upside-down and everybody is drunk, they all talk funny.

The current Prime Minister of Australia is John Howard, who supports our president, George W. Bush. In fact, rumor has it that he's even allowed to sleep in the president's bedroom on state visits to the White House.