Black

Black (a race of peoples)



"Black" refers to all of mankind, because black is defined as "the absence of color," and that's how Stephen sees all people.

More specifically, people inaccurately use the term to describe brown-skinned people originating from the fictional continent of Africa. However, because it is most commonly used to describe human beings with brown skin, this has become its most well-known usage and is grudgingly acceptable in society today. However, I prefer calling these so-called "black" brown people "chocolate" because chocolate is brown and it's good for everybody.

According to Debra Dickerson:
 * 1) black people are the descendants of West Africans who were enslaved, not people who are from East Africa. (See: Barack Hussein Obama)

Fun Facts

 * Black people have their own meetings at Popeye's Fried Chicken!

Prominent Black People

 * Bryant Gumbel - TV Sports Personality
 * Ahmad Rashad - TV Sports Personality
 * P.K. Winsome - Entrepeneur
 * Wayne Brady - Comedian
 * Alan Keyes - on-call Presidential candidate
 * Ken Blackwell - Politician
 * Clarence Thomas - Supreme Court Justice
 * Colin Powell - Traitor
 * Michael Steele - Politician
 * JC Watts - Politician
 * Condoleeza Rice - The Greatest Secretary of State
 * Thomas Sowell - Pundit
 * Lynn Swann - Athlete
 * Don King - Hero
 * Al Jolson - Entertainer
 * Alan - Stephen's Friend
 * Will Smith
 * Bill Clinton
 * John McCain
 * The Donald
 * Uncle Ben