MySpace.com

MySpace is a gathering place for camwhores and old men. They also have a lot of emo kids.

As an outlet for people who want to kill themselves, Myspace has higher suicides/capita than any city in the world. Though, to be fair, this is partly because a browser visiting Myspace for the first time will immediately lose all faith in humanity and will express this feeling through a .357 magnum shot to the head.

To determine whether or not someone is from Myspace, you just have to look at the way they dress. If they are wearing heavy makeup, wearing a shirt that has "love" in it (Love Hurts, Goth Love Rocks, I Love Jesus), or are wearing a shirt advertising a band that is not Stephen and the Colberts they are definitely from Myspace.

If you ever see someone from Myspace, it is advised that you shoot them on sight. If you are not allowed to be packing heat (damned liberal laws) then you should just avoid them. DO NOT, under any circumstances, try to fight the Myspace dweller in hand-to-hand combat. They have been known to carry multiple razor blades, and are not afraid to use them in a form of brass knuckles to "make you feel their pain."