The Colbert Report/Episodes/EpGuide/Episode 1

Season: 1

Episode: 1

Date: October 17, 2005

Introduction

 * Flu the Coop
 * "Tonight, why did the chicken cross the road? To cause a global pandemic."


 * X.Y.Z. M.I.A.
 * "Plus, Greek letters – they're about to be attached to something even more dangerous than a fraternity paddle."


 * Top 5 Threats
 * "And there's nothing to fear but fear itself. I'll fix that."


 * Super Show
 * "Finally, a new televison show premieres and changes the world."

Welcome, Studio Tour

 * Stephen Colbert
 * The Colbert Report
 * The C Desk

Show Dedication

 * The Heroes
 * It-Getters

The Wørd

 * Truthiness
 * Wordinistas
 * Elitists
 * Books
 * Facts
 * Harriet Miers
 * Iraq
 * Saddam Hussein
 * Gut

Meet The Staff

 * Bobby

The Threat Down

 * 5. Avian Flu!
 * Cockfighting
 * Cockthusiasts
 * Bear Baiting
 * 4. International Basketball!
 * Toronto Raptors
 * Canada is put On Notice - unofficial
 * 3. Babies!
 * Diapers
 * 2. Hurricanes!
 * Greek Names
 * 1. James Brady!
 * Coward

Colbert Trivia

 * Why is Stephen so quiet about the hundreds of hours of charity work he does every year?
 * He's not doing it for the publicity; he's doing it for America.

Interview

 * Stone Phillips
 * Dateline NBC
 * Stephen's Emmy
 * Stephen's Peabody
 * Tom Brokaw

Gravitas-Off
First reveal of the Portrait of Stephen Colbert with Portrait of Stephen Colbert
 * Stone Phillips

Epilogue
Stephen places a Chewbacca figure on the Shelves of Honor to celebrate Peter Mayhew's becoming an American citizen.