Manitoba

Manitoba is the capital of the most left-wing province of Canada. It was too many lakes, and as such thinks it's better than Minnesota. Manitoba has very little people, and is bigger than Stephen Colbert's balls, making it very big indeed.

Manitoba was formed after the creation of Canada by almighty backstabber Louis Riel, who fought for "freedom" by letting the french infiltrate the almost liberated state of Canada. The french still remain in the province, even though many attempts have been made to extract them.

Manitoba is the home of Neil Young, so it should not be visited by anybody.