The Clinton Curse

The Clinton Curse is a gypsy curse that destroys the political careers and reputations of any Republican that have personally attacked Bill Clinton with terrible consequences. The result, many of these politicians were cursed to find themselves embroiled in extra-marital affairs of their own that none of them remember to have started it.

Origins of the Curse
The Congressmen had the misfortune of running over a gypsy woman.

Victims of the Curse

 * Rep. Bob Livingston (R - LA): He may have slept with whores.


 * Newt Gingrich (Speaker of The House): Forced to married his mistress to break the Curse, no luck, he is still a toad.


 * Rep. Larry Craig (R - ID) (D – ID): He was arrested for soliciting gay sex in an airport bathroom. (According with legend, if you say Larry Craig’s name three times in a public men’s room stall, you will be arrested by undercover cops)


 * Rep. Mark Sanford (R - SC) (D – SC): His reputation was destroyed after hiking the Appalachians Trail sleeping with his Argentinian mistress.

The only one who doesn’t seem to be affected by The Clinton Curse… is Bill Clinton!!!!

Additional Victims of the Curse

 * David Vitter (R - LA): He only slept with whores