Kofi Annan

Kofi Annan is the current Secretary-General of the United Nations. He is black and is apparently from Africa, the continent that doesn't really exist as evidenced by his own apathy towards it. Annan also hates America and loves Saddam Hussein. His kids used to play with Saddam's kids while he and the Iraqi dictator sipped oil cocktails and discussed methods for burning American flags (and, in a pinch, Liberian flags as well). When the U.S. invaded Iraq in 2003, Annan cried for hours and demanded that the greatest country in the world cease their righteous crusade against terrorism, but the United Nations is as worthless as Annan is and they couldn't do anything to stop it. Freedom is on the march.

At the beginning of the year 2007, Ban Ki-moon will replace Annan as Secretary-General of the United Nations. He is expected to do as bad of a job but be better at the math portion of administrating the so-called world body in its pathetic appeasements of Iran and North Korea.