Colbert Nation/Simian Order

Simian Order
(Not Officially recognized)

The Simian Order is a union of trolls on the Colboard, famous for self-pwns and worthless posts. Their members include:


 * An imbecile who tries to tell people his stock portfolio makes him in the wealthiest 1% of the population, that chooses to spend his free time not on yachts or traveling the world, but trolling a web forum for a TV show on basic cable. This member has already been ridiculed off the board once for many reasons, notably trying to have a trivia contest online to prove his superior intellect. Regardless of his primary-school reading level and lack of knowledge on "the google".


 * A decrepit failure who proclaims to be an artist that uses MSpaint, and a rocket scientist that doesn't know the difference between a rocket and a jet engine. Telling this geezer you dont care how he made his avatar results in a month long man-period all members must deal with. This troll tries to insult people for their lack of culture, yet admits to covering his yard with more Christmas lights than even the most zealous white-trash.


 * A troll with pronounced chemical imbalances that is world renowned for making himself look stupid. Don't mention vaporizers, lonewolves, IP hacks or any other of his co-trolls, as he will send his fingers a-flutter on his keyboard headfirst into maniacal ramblings usually resulting in further self "dumbassification". This troll has an unhealthy obsession with another user group, and 1/3 of his posts are comments regarding it in random thread completely unrelated.


 * An agent working for a member banned for trying to sue the colbertnation website for "deafamation" (lol, pun). This member proclaimed to own such things as multiple cars, houses, properties, and other items in an attempt to also make himself seem wealthy.


 * A known pedophile.