Bear Watchers



Most of the liberal media will have a special section for sports or comics, but they always seem to forget to include bear sightings in their coverage, severely handicapping America's defenses against these godless killing machines.

Wikiality.com vows from this day forward to keep you abreast of all bear sightings, where ever they may be.

All members of Wikiality.com's Bear Watchers Club get a fancy "Bear Watchers" userbox for their userpage.

Help Stephen protect America from these godless killing machines by adding Bear Sightings below.

Bear Sightings

 * Panda's are not your friends!


 * OMG! Bearijuana!


 * Proof of Bear brainwashing!


 * Proof that those damn Joos give aid and comfort to Bears!


 * Invisible Bears! Bear Watchers Thwarted


 * Voytek the Iranian Soldier Bear


 * Bears In Outer Space!


 * Bears Eat Man At Zoo!


 * Bear Prison Guards?!


 * Japanese Bear Trains As Ninja!


 * Bear Convicted For Honey Thefts


 * French Court Defends Dead Bear, Prosecutes Hunter!


 * The Bears Are Hungry!


 * Adopt a Godless Killing Machine.


 * Bear gets a governor pardon


 * Utah making backcountry safer, more bear friendly


 * Five-year-old Arkansas boy Kills Bear!


 * Students Keep Bear As Pet, Name Bear!


 * Nevada To Allow Bear Hunt!


 * Bear Mauls Park Employee! (And Montana has a "drive-thru" bear park! Montana, you're just making it easy for the bears!)


 * Rabid Bear Tries To Break Into Colbert Vacation Cabin!!!


 * Vengeance Is Not Yours Godless Killing Machine!


 * Canadians Allow Bears On Trains!


 * Sign of the Apocalypse - Military develops robotic BEARs to put help put wounded soldiers out of their misery.


 * Godless Killing Care Bears - Tree huggers close gap between gay bears and grizzlies by dying them all the colors of the rainbow.


 * Bears Invading The Internets!


 * Bear Trespasses Onto Americans Property To Eat Dinner


 * 3M Using Bears For Marketing


 * A website promoting human coexistence with bears


 * Junk Food Traps Godless Killing Machine! Hurray for Junk Food!!!


 * PSA Showing Celebrity Joining Stephen's Fight Against Bears


 * Alaska valiantly fights to keep bears off the federal Endangered Species Act


 * Another reason why Stephen chose Italy to be the 3rd Wheel in This Weeks' Axis of Evil


 * Poking The Bear!?


 * Japanese Employ Bears To Sell Chocolate-flavored Beer


 * Oscar Telecast Causes Lesbianism in Australian Koala Bears


 * Giagantic Corporate Bear Merger


 * Nazis Award Sean Penn a "Golden Bear"


 * Bear Bears the Brunt of Global Warming - this is an older one, from January (it's about the myth of Global Warming)


 * Sandy Woman Hurt In Black Bear Encounter - Oregon AND bears. You know that pot is probably involved somehow.