Glenn Beck


 * "OH NOES!1! IFTS TEH END OF TEH W0RLD!11"
 * &mdash;Glenn Beck

Glenn Beck, or "Victoria", is an American reporter who has his own show on CNN. For an entire hour, Glenn explains why he is right, and you are wrong, about everything. All the mail he gets is hate-mail, and he is married to a tree. Glenn also enjoys shooting endangered species. He finds it amusing.

What He Knows
According to Glenn, the following will happen in the near-future:


 * The end of the world
 * World War III
 * Geraldo Rivera will get hit by a train
 * John Kerry will transform into a fire-truck and call himself Optimus Prime
 * Canada will steal all of America's taffy
 * Glenn Beck will rule the world