Finger

A finger is an appendage attached to a hand. In humans, it is used to wag and point, as in Wag of the finger. Fingers are important in various human endeavours such as the afore-mentioned wag and also for pulling the trigger of a gun, being the first, and most important right bestowed on all Americans in the US Constitution. A little known fact is that free speeach is the first listed right in the Ten Amendments of the Constituion, but that is not the case. The right to pull triggers (i.e. the right the bear (no not those bears) is only listed first becuase of the liberal antics of out forefathers. In truth(iness) the right the bear arms, incorporated in the Second Amendment is more important and therefore first in the hearts of all Patriotic Americans. Right, Fingers - umm Fingers are important for using guns and such. Suck it!