Gnome

Gnomes are happy creatures that run around the back alleys of gas stations handing out pamphlets for the lastest gnome merchandise.

Gnomes are generally good natured, and loving things. But there are different breeds on gnome.

The Shameless Gnome
A gnome that is inclined to indescent exposure. It will sneak into big gatherings such as weddings, and hippie circles, and moon everyone. In the past this has led to severe heart attacks, and drop kicking of gnomes.

The Underpants Gnome
A gnome that was always seen as a myth. But was discovered by the TV show South Park that they are in fact real.

Science as we knew it was rewritten. All religions and beliefs were thrown off balance for 4 days while the world tried to get on with their lives. But one man couldn't get on with his life. That man was Stephen Colbert. He had suffered to much at the hand of these devious gnomes. So he took it upon himself to deport all underpants gnomes to Zimbabwe. Where they would work the coal mines for the rest of their under garment loving lives.