The Great Lakes



The Great Lakes are America's largest source of fresh water, and should be preserved and hoarded. For a time will come when rest of the world consumes all of their water, we will then be even more the envy of other nations (is this possible? It would be like trying to add 5 to infinity). At that time we will be able to trade one gallon of water for 1 barrel of oil. Energy Crisis solved.

Superior
Lake Superior is aptly named, it is by far, greater (and possibly more awesome) than any other lake.

Erie
Niagara Falls

Michigan
AKA the Penis lake.

Ontario
Technically considered one of America's great lakes, but Canada (look at its name!) can have it...after all, this "Great" Lake is considered the runt of family.