National Rifle Association

Introduction
The National Rifle Association (NRA) is a protector of America's God given right to bear arms. Founded by Jesus in 1545, it has been a stalwart defender of truth, justice, and the American way.

Notable Members

 * Jesus
 * Moses (Charlton Heston)
 * St. Francis of Assisi
 * George W. Bush
 * [[Steven Colbert}}

''Note: All members are guaranteed entry into heaven and an honorary seat at Jesus's right hand.