Posse Comitatus Act

The Posse Comitatus Act states plainly and for all to see that The Greatest President can, and God willing at a certain point will, order the Armed Forces to declare Martial Law inside of the borders of CONUS. The brave warriors of The Armed Forces would then 1st disarm the public, and secondly, endeavor to keep the peace in our nation through any means at their disposal. Somewhere between step 1 and 2 is where they get hopped up on all sort of "Behavior Enhancement Aids" and go door to door to capture or otherwise eliminate liberals, darkies and other "Undesirables".

Seriously!
The last time Martial Law was enacted in The United States was during The Civil War. By popular demand, determined during a secret election overseen by high ranking military personel, it will soon be back.

When? Whenever he wants.
In October, 2006, President Bush and his honorable Republican guard secretly included 2 provisions into the defense budget making all these safeguards to our nation's citizenry possible. Jesus be praised.

On a Humerous Note
Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're Under Arrest!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because the soldiers ordered him to Mister!