Dino

Dino is a land-based manatee, also known as a dog. He first appeared on Earth approximately 4-6 years ago, though there is some dispute this his origin.

His name is derived from the Greek word deinos, meaning terrible or fearsome. Most scientists agree that Dino lives up to his name and studies have repeatedly listed him as the most awful beast to currently walk the Earth.

Psychological Profile
In spite of his ferocious nature, Dino is normally found in a state of depression and sadness when his human master is not around him. It has been speculated that this sorrow is what fuels his hatred for the world and desires to destroy it. When he is in the presence of his human master, he normally spends an inordinate amount of time and energy licking her and growling at passing felines that might threaten his bond with his human master.

Reasons no one likes Dino

 * His smell
 * His frequent attempts to attack his own tail
 * His neediness
 * The smug look on his face
 * His consumption of tater-tots