SPG

SPG stands for "Spelling, Punctuation and Grammar" the three things liberals removed from America's schools right after they took the Bible out.

My gut tells me this is true because I read pages on Wikiality.com and I wonder why liberls hate Our Troops?

But, more importantly, I wonder, Who Will Think of The Children?

Spelling
One of the easiest mistakes to make also has an easy solution: M-W.com, the online dictionary.

I recommend it (officially Wikialty.com does not, at least not yet...) because you don't even have to know how to spell dictionary to goggle it.

In fact, you don't even have to google it. Just type in m-w into your browser, and more than likely it will pop up. (I assume porn will too, but hey do with that what you will...)

Hell, don't type, just click on the link above. Type something close to how you think feel the word is spelled, and it gives you a bunch of choices, go through them until you find the one you like.

Punctuation
Okay, I gotta admit, even I have trouble with this one. You might try having your word processor do it for you. Or if worse comes to worse: use small sentences.

They don't have to be complicated.

They don't have to be fancy.

They only have to say what you want them to say.

The only rule you oughta know already is that each sentence starts with A capital letter, and ends with some kind of dot--one with a hat! Or one of these? Yes, one of those, or one of these.

Grammar
Okay, this one is even harder. Best thing to do is type what you think you want to say, click the "Show preview" button, then read it out loud.

If it doesn't make sense, or if it is hard to say, shorten the sentences. Or, look out for the dreaded dangling participles! Those are alot more common than you think, or rather, feel.

The lady standing next to the tree with the yellow hat on. Really doesn't mean the lady has a yellow hat on; it means the tree does.

And what's the deal with ending senteces with prepositions? Well,m officially the rule is: prepositions are not what you should end sentences with.

But, this is a truthiness site, which means you could use improper grammar, but don't be so bad people link to your page as an example of the liberal media.

Just remember: the easiest way to make grammar mistakes is when you try to be more complicated than is necessary. This is an online encyclopedia, not a college course; you don't have to have Joycian-length sentences.

Just say what you want to say.