John W. McCain

McCain Factoids



 * John McCain is the only Scotch/Irish Senator from Arizona.
 * He is a Veteran and Ex-POW of the Vietnam War.
 * McCain has recently announced on Late Night Television that he will run for President in 2008.
 * McCain has recently seen the light and reversed his long held policy on Women's rights.
 * Previously supported The GWOT, but now feels that the soldiers lives are being wasted.
 * Has an evil former Secretary of State, Lawrence Eagleburger, endorsing him for President.

Stephen feels McCain's wife is a hottie


 * McCain Supports The Baby Jesus!

The Great Liberal High Crime Against McCain


In March 2007, the Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy used their Satanic powers to inflict damage on McCain's MySpace profile. Although the liberals claimed that no laws were broken in the process, but as any Real American knows, the liberals have broken the highest law of all &mdash; the law against treason.