Indianapolis Colts

The Indianapolis Colts are an American football team that plays in the AFC South, which represents the heart of the Bible Belt. They are quarterbacked by Peyton Manning and coached by Tony Dungy.

The Colts will play the Chicago Bears in Superbowl XLI, in what many believe is a symbolic showdown between good and evil. It has been suggested that it is no coincidence that it is in the Colt-Bear Super Bowl that the fate of the nation and indeed the very moral fiber of the United States hinges on the outcome of the game.

History
The Indianapolis Colts were originally located in Baltimore. In 1984 they decided to move to Indianapolis in a wave of euphoria over Ronald Reagan's re-election. Baltimore has never forgiven the Colts for leaving, even though they have their own team now.

In more recent years, the Colts have been the primary nemesis of the New England Patriots, who have rightfully dominated recent Super Bowls. In 2007, however, for reasons unfathomable, the sacred duty of defending all that is good and holy from the Bears has fallen to these valiant men from Indianapolis, who have the solemn duty of avenging the Saints.