Hindu

According to popular belief Hindu people are the posers of the muslim peoples. However, it is known that hindus came to america during the stone age, whereas the muslims came over on the Mayflower. They are hermits that sit around rivers chanting all day, unlike the muslims who like to 'travel'. This religon does not support our troops and is therefore confused. This is one of the groups that Jesus doesn't love.

However, many hindus serve in the US military where they teach other soldiers how to defy gravity, do mediatational hovering, and transform into what is known as a Super Asian.

Dieties

 * Ganesh (elephant god)
 * Vishnu
 * Kali
 * Krishna
 * Buddha
 * Hanuman (monkey god)
 * Brahma
 * Shiva