Zoroastrianism

Zoroastrianism is the religion the Persians followed until they got their asses kicked by Gerard Butler and decided to worship him instead. There are still a few hundred thousand of them left around...not for long, though, if Stephen has anything to say about it.

Sworn Enemies

 * Muslims
 * Christians
 * Freedom
 * Stephen Colbert

Rituals
They do something with fire, and let vultures eat their dead. I mean, don't they have proper respect for corpses!