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Screengrab of Dr. Colbert itemizing the pollution from one of these mega-yachts:180 ft yacht burns 224 gallons of gas an hour dumping 3 tons of CO2 into the atmosphere in addition to unmeasurable amounts of champagne-tainted urine into the oceans getting the mermaids hammered, "The Colbert Report", September 19, 2007.