Nielsen Mandela



Nielsen Mandela is an Inflatable Rating Booster.

Black audiences are known to be fickle and hard to please, not to mention you develop the risk of having the NAACP protesting outside of your studio if your Show becomes too urban (worst, scaring the white people with too many black programs). But thank God for the Nielson Mandela, this way you can buy your own black audience without the risks of alienating or offending anyone.

This black doll has multiple uses to bring more diversity into your life without the hassle of actually finding or attracting that urban audience.

This product is produced by the Broadcast Diversity Enhancement Service provided by P.K. Winsome.

Proper Uses of the Nielson Mandela

 * Emergency Black Friend: Now you can have an inflatable black friend during those emergency situations when you need a black friend the most.


 * Black Viewership Booster: Can be used to increase black viewership when your ratings lack that diversity touch. Have your white viewers set up the Nielson Mandela in front of the TV and it will instantaneously increase black viewership while doubling your ratings. Now half of your audience is black without the hassle of actually turning your TV show more urban or diversity friendly.


 * Carpool Lane Passenger: As a second passenger in your vehicle you will be able to drive the carpool lane (quick side note, you will get pull over).