Vinnie Jones



Vincent Jones is that awesome British soccer hooligan in that movie Eurotrip. You know, the one that opens the beer bottles with his eyes like in the video below. He's a British version of James Bond. UyIrXH-ITw4

Sports Career
According to Wikipedia he played football even though the only pictures of him show him playing soccer. He also played for Wimbledon, yep he was a tennis player too. Vinnie was known for being a real tough guy and a decider. In won game he was given a yellow card after just 5 seconds because the ref declared a jihad against him. In another instead of playing like a little pansy he grabbed the other guys testicles

Acting Career
Jones has been in several movies including Eurotrip, She's The Man, and Rush Hour 3. He also beat the hell out of Stone Cold Steve Austin of the WWE.

Awesomeness

 * Jones was convicted of air rage in 2003
 * Vinnie assaulted his neighbor in 1998
 * Like the Dark Lord of the Sith Dick Cheney, he likes to bite the heads of birds.
 * Vinnie Jones does not own bottle openers, he uses his eyes.
 * He is best friends with Michael Vick
 * Vinnie Jones could never be arrested for dog fighting. It would instead be considered sacrifice since he is a god. He does fight dogs though.