User:Adubz91

Aparently, my favorite breakfast meat has been gettin frisky. Yes, I am talkin about strips of salted and smoked meat from the back and sides of a pig otherwise known as bacon. Bacon used to be like a pruned lady. You use to have to kill a pig and slice its back into pieces to get some. Figuratively speaking of course. The butchers decided to sell bacon like hookers on the street inside of thier deli's, or as i like to call skankli's. Then bacon started hangin 'round grocie stores, which I call the food whore store. Then, bacons pimp, corperate buisenesses, started selling MICROWAVABLE BACON!!!! Now, bacon is now not only giving it away to anyone, but is giving out cheap quickies. IF YOU LOVE BACON, YOU NEED TO SIT DOWN WITH HER AND TELL HER THAT YOU DO NOT APRECCIATE WHAT SHE IS DOING AND IT DOES NOTHING BUT HURT HER!!!