Islam

One of the great, true religions, deserving of respect (see Mel Gibson).

Islam was founded by some guy in the Middle East who really just wanted to annoy The Jews. While they profess to hate everyone who is not a Muslim, they really just want attention. Todays modern Muslim is very understanding and willing to achieve peace.

Facts About Muslims

 * Muslims are not very good at basketball.
 * Muslims can breath underwater.
 * Muslims eat food with two wooden twigs called "Chopsticks."
 * Most Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.
 * Muslims cannot bend spoons with their minds.
 * Muslims love a good ham sandwitch.