Willy Wonka



Willy Wonka is the inventor of chocolate. He is also Senator Joe Lieberman's hero, because chocolate is his favorite food.

General Info
Gasoline is made out of chocolate, meaning that Willy Wonka owns all of the gas stations in the world, making him the most powerful person on the planet. This also means that gasoline is safe to drink. You have been told, by the corrupt liberals, that it's poison, but they are just trying to brainwash you! I urge you to go out right now and drink your gasoline, unless you're allergic to chocolate, then I'd suggest not to.

Jackson Vs. Wonka
It has been suggested that Michael Jackson is actually Willy Wonka, based on similarities in their appearance. This is also backed up by his apparent attempts at misinformation in the 80s when Jackson claimed that he did not like Chocolate. Which we know is a lie. Everyone likes Chocolate.