Monster Truck

MONSTER TRUCKS are awesome, macho creations of American ingenuity and spirit. They exist to both entertain loyal and hard-working Americans and kick terrorist ass.

Fractoids

 * MONSTER TRUCKS are the love children of The Statue of Liberty and Uncle Sam
 * Jesus probably drives a MONSTER TRUCK
 * Large herds of MONSTER TRUCKS roam free through the American heartland crapping out carbon dioxide and patriotism