War of Georges

The War of Georges, known in some circles as the George War, is like Ragnarok, except it spans all of eternity with neither beginning nor end. It was created by God on the negative-first day and will be taken away on Day Infinity-Plus-One; ergo, it never started and will never end (see Quantum Theory of Truthiness for a full explanation of how this works).

The two main factions are the Alliance of Good Georges and the Axis of Bad Georges. Soon, a new version of Battlefield will come out (called Battlefield George) that will allow players to choose a side and battle it out in such exotic locales as Washington D.C., Paris, the Great Wall of Mexico, Iraq, Hell, and the Moon. Remember - even though the War of Georges has neither beginning nor end, the fate of the world may hang in the balance (for real this time, not like with Soviet nucular apocalypse or global warming).