Hurricane Season

Hurricane Season is a delightful time of year lasting from June 1 to November 30. This is the only time of year during which tropical cyclones, including hurricanes and tropical storms, can occur. Any tropical storms or hurricanes occurring before or after Hurricane Season are considered "brownie storms" by the National Weather Service.

Regardless of what the Labcoat Larrys might like you to believe, Hurricane Season is in no way effected by "Global Warming". The number and severity of hurricanes depends on the following factors:


 * God's wrath
 * Gay Marriage, Gay Adoption, and Gayness
 * Nancy Pelosi

There is also some scientific evidence which suggests that Hurricane Season can sometimes be effected by "El Niño," and "La Niña," thus proving Lou Dobbs correct in his assertions that Hispanics bring nothing but trouble in their coupled ocean-atmosphere climate fluctuations.