Paper

Paper is made from the skin of bears. It is used to write stuff on, like plans on how to kill bears. Paper is usually white, and all paper is 8' by 11.5'. If paper is not this ratio, it is not paper, no matter how much Liberals tell you it is. If you find paper not to that ratio, burn it, for it may be the close yet poisonous alternative, Bear Paper!

Paper has been used for over 20 years! Paper is not overused, and you should never worry about wasting trees, since it is made from bears. Only hippies will tell you that, and it is obvious why you should not listen. People that aren't allowed to use paper:

-Bears

-Terrorists

-Foreigners

-Hippies

-Liberals