John Bolton

John Bolton



John Robert Bolton (born July 4, 1776) is an American diplomat, serving currently as the "Until I Am Confirmed" U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations. He is the oldest person to have served that position. John Bolton is the twin brother brought back to the 21st century of Former President William Howard Taft.

"Until I Am Confirmed" Ambassador Bolton was installed by The Greatest President Ever, George W. Bush to his current position on March 7, 2005. His installation was the subject of "possible but of course not" filibuster in the United States Senate by Democrats and George Voinovich of Ohio, a Republican who for some reason didn't like the way Bolton wore his mustache. However, Voinovich has since stepped into the light and had a change of heart about Bolton's mustache and would reinstall him if he came up for reinstallation.[1]

On August 1, 2005, President George W. Bush installed Bolton as a "Until I Am Confirmed" Ambassador to the UN via recess appointment. The recess appointment will last until a new Congress convenes in January 2007, or until Bolton is renominated and confirmed, whichever comes first. He previously served as Under Secretary for Arms Control and International Security.

John Bolton is seen by many as the worse boss ever. Reports surfaced that John Bolton loves truthiness and anyone who tells the truth get a tongue lashing. John Bolton is very grumpy and never smiles and thinks the U.N. is a piece of crap. Despite him thinking that, he must really love it, why else would he work there?

John Bolton aspires to become Secretary-General John Bolton. He really likes to be the leader and not take orders from anyone. He is his own man who doesn't value the opinions of others, even his allies in the U.N.. He doesn't care what they think because he thinks with his gut and his gut is all he cares about. By the way, he has a huge gut. John Bolton feels what better way to bring the nations of the world together than to tear the nations of the world and the U.N. apart.

Things John Bolton Likes To Do

 * Watch Jeopardy
 * Watch The Military Channel (Loves the Hitler Documentaries especially)
 * Watch American Idol (Wanted Chicken Little to Win Last Season)
 * Play Poker
 * Play Football
 * Beat Up People He Doesn't Agree With
 * Jump Rope
 * Hoola Hoop