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=Amorphophallus titanum, the "Corpse Flower"=

Does anyone give a shit? Tourskin 22:49, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

=Skeletons Found in an Embrace=

Gay sex - don't try this at home.Tourskin 03:12, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

"What do you want to eat?" "I don't know. What do you want to eat?" "You decide." "No you decide." --El Payo 12:31, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

=Roto Rooter's Ultimate Bathroom Experience=

WARNING: Falling in seat may cause in electrocution and slight pain, shortly followed by death. RedManiac 03:23, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

=Breast Cancer Awareness=

=Annual Empire State Building Stairs Run=

Typical Iranian army battalionTourskin 22:49, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

=Gay Pride Parade in Amsterdam=

A typical caulifornian festival in caulifornia.Tourskin 03:18, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

What would happen if the democrats took control of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. --Winky 18:58, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

=Spain's Zombie Pride Day=

Liberals eating each other in war time, since they can't grasp the idea of rationing.Tourskin 03:13, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Bread shortages in Soviet Russia. Tourskin 05:28, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Debate amongst House Republicans over President Bush's troop escalation in Iraq turned ugly yesterday. --El Payo 12:28, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

=2007 New York State Snow Storm=

Global warming is a Liberal myth. Tourskin 04:55, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

=Man Holds Champion Breeding Rabbit=

A Typical democrat. They're too cowardly to hunt bears, so they hunt rabbits instead.Tourskin 04:56, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

U leve my babby alone!!Tourskin 03:18, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

=Man with an American flag painted on his face=

Hours after this photo was taken, the man pictured went home, washed his face and was promptly arrested and taken to an undisclosed location for desecrating the Flag. --El Payo 01:21, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

=Westminster Dog Show=

Terrorists use dog-like-carpet to sneak into innocent homes.Tourskin 03:16, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

=Florida Shark Awareness Program=

Michael Moore re-make of Jaws is a bite too far.Tourskin 03:15, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

=Man Catches Large Fish=

"Was that as good for you as it was for me?" --Winky 04:38, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Sex or food...sex or food...(Democrat thinking).Tourskin 23:39, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

=Supreme Court Justice's Daughter Arrested= Antonin Scalia's daughter, Ann Banaszewski, was arrested and charged with driving under the influence of alcohol and child endangerment.



A Typical European maleTourskin 04:37, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

=Dancers From Venezuela=

=Mother Cat Allows Puppy to Nurse=

''"I don't see race." --OHeL 03:59, 16 February 2007 (UTC) ''

=Professional Basketball Player, Tim Hardaway=

=New Washington Dollar=

=Elephant Rams Minibus=