Lawrence Kudlow

Lawrence Kudlow is a deeply blessed Catholic commentator who explains how the Word of God is revealed through The Market on his nightly broadcast on CNBC.

After several years on the air, Kudlow was freed from an awkward pairing with Jim Cramer (a Democrat) that had been forced upon him by his corporate masters at GE. He was then free to stop worrying about things like ratings since all the prior show's viewers ignored him while they flocked to Cramer's show.

Since nobody watches his new program, Kudlow is now free to reveal the secrets of The Market and other mysteries that Kudlow knows as a member of The Knights Templar.