News of the World

News of the World (NOTW) is the Fox News of Britain and it is also owned by Rupert Murdoch

NOTW has a long standing record of fighting the liberal disease in England, specially within the family, it was suspected that communists were trying to infiltrate the royals to undermine the British Monarchy. Because of their tireless effort to stop communism NOTW was rewarded for stopping the communist crisis but the hunt was not over, NOTW decided they needed to monitor communist activities on the citizens of the British island which included politicians, celebrities, and flying magical nannies.

2011 Prevention Crime Award
In 2011 NOTW was given the "Bestest Destroyer of Evidence and Obstruction of Justice Award" for their work in some murder case that earned them alot of recognition as a serious news organization. For that awesome job they were awarded with a bigger studio so they can start the expansion of British Fox News so they can monitor more communists.

Scandal: Hugh Grant Bugs NOTW
A scandal has recently broke that Hugh Grant, a communist hollywood liberal celebrity, bugged the most prestigious news organization in Britain. The tabloid papers are going to sue, mister! Who the hell do you think you are going after hard working truth tellers. We are going to sue you, we are going to sue until you are nothing but a penniless [the following statements have been redacted for legal concerns]. We are not afraid of you, [redacted too]. We have more money than Gawd!

Anti-Terrorism Task Force
NOTW has the most sophisticated anti-terror network in Britain. They dont just monitor for communist activity, they are also looking for any terrorist threat that could endanger Real Britons. For their many years and services in keeping England safe from terrorist attacks, NOTW will receive titles of nobility and Rupert Murdoch will be knighted as a hero to be remembered for all eternity. People will remember this day for years to come.

End of an Era
After years of great service NOTW will close down, it is not a retreat but a great opportunity to explore new alternatives. Perhaps NOTW will expand their skills by creating an new tabloid that will be called "NOT News of The World" or NOTNOTW, it is catchy and they are already the talk of the town. The Libural Media is already on their smear campaign to destroy Murdoch's dream of creating a British Fox News, but fear not this is just the next step to stop the liberal threat in Europe.