Deval Patrick

{shame}

Deval Patrick is a homosexual Democrat who is trying to become prime minister of Taxachusetts. People say that he is black. Needless to say, this is impossible to prove.His positions include pro-baby-killing, pro-tax, pro-bear, and on all fours in front of Howard Dean. Though he has a large lead currently, if he is indeed elected, he can't really make Gaysreal any gayer. At this point it's like shooting a dead bear. Which is a good thing.