Stephen Colbert's The Tank Is Half Full

What's good for big oil, is good for America

A new segment Dr. Colbert introduced to The Heroes June 26, 2008 to cover all the news about gas!

June 26, 2008

 * You can learn everything from a Snapple cap!
 * A male kangaroo is called a boomer!
 * schools are considering a 4-day week
 * police are charging speeders for the gas to pull them over
 * strip club customers can no longer afford to go three cities over so their wives don't see their cars parked outside