User:A. Krenwinkle

I am Alexander Krenwinkle, a white middle-aged hetero American male. My hobbies include watching football on television. Actually, just the part where they pat each others' asses. I intend to live life to the fullest before I get frog-marched in front of one of those death panels we're going to have. Oh yeah... it's going to happen. I am like totally into Sarah Palin, and refuse to believe she stole her hairstyle and glasses out of a Far Side cartoon. I am not so much into politics but I voted for McCain because I figured he can provide Cindy with more Vicodin on a president's salary. Also, because he can get into a limo without crouching down. What I hope for most now that Kwaanza approaches? I hope Oprah and Stedman finally get married before it's death panel time. Lord knows they've done the bow-chickka-bow-wow enough times. I hope Paris Hilton ties the knot. I don't mean get married; I just hope she doesn't reproduce. I hope Clay Aiken finds the right girl. Ditto George Clooney. Ditto Hillary Clinton. I hope once and for all Obama's true identity will be revealed by unzipping his well-tailored suit to reveal a reptile alien, and they don't have notarized birth certificates for reptile aliens. I hope Bea Arthur comes back in a new TV series. Yes, I know she's dead. And I hope to meet all you gents at a tea bagging social. I heard about it from the guy in the next stall, some dude named Larry.