Leslie Hagen

Leslie Hagen is a para-lesbian, a specialized class of lawyers, who work on "women's issues ."

Her lack of experience and inability to pass the bar has kept her in the position of para-lesbian for her entire "working" career.

Mr. Hagen is best known for her work living in Michigan with Injuns. She has never been able to hold down a decent job.

During the Clinton years she was able to fake her way into a cushy government job

Early Life & Her Time With The Native Savages
Miss Hagen was born and raised in a hippie commune just outside San Francisco. Here she learned to smoke pot, play the ukulele, make a bong out of anything, kick a sack of hemp around with her feet, her knees, her head and whatever.

Irregardless, nothing she learned there prepared her for the world outside the commune The most important aspect of American life that she missed by living where she did was that she never accepted The Lord Jesus Christ as her Personal Lord and Savior Also making it near impossible for a God-fearing Christian to be in the same room with her. .

Not knowing that she smelled of sin, Leslie attempted to venture out of the commune to spread the lies of hippiedom.

Rivalry With Monica Goodling
Ms. Hagen could not have picked a better time to sneak into a

Being a lesbian, you'd think she'd get along with other women, but such was not the case with Lesbian Hagen. Not only did she hate men, but she hated real women as well. It was this personal failing that would bring Hagen her only notoriety beyond the ever-present cloud of patchouli that surrounded her.

After her long and uneventful career hiding in the bosom of the Clinton disaster, Hagen developed a sense of entitlement. She began to believe she actually had something to contribute to society.

When The Greatest Administration Ever finally seized power away from the Clinton Satanists, union rules allowed the woefully unqualified Hagen to remain in a job meant for a better applicant selected by the incoming Administration.

The woman whose job it was to do the selecting for The Decider's Justice Department was none other than world-renown legal scholar and office manager extraordinaire, Monica Goodling!

Paulose To The Rescue
Hagen immediately clashed with Goodling's saintly style. Sensing she needed help dealing with this odd bird, Goodling recruited the expertise of her fellow legal scholar, Rachel Paulose.

Ext Tubes

 * Lesbian Hagen's MySpace Tube
 * Online Hippie Resume
 * Sapphic radio Interview