Rachel Maddow

Rachel Maddow is best known for her communist talk show on the deservedly bankrupt Air America short wave radio network.

Maddow Facts

 * Lesbian
 * From Taxachussetts
 * Gay
 * Practiced in the arts of pronunciation
 * Is one of those subversive activist liberal types
 * Is called Rachel The Baby Slayer in certain circles
 * Not heterosexual
 * Should not be considered one fine piece of ace
 * Has been involved in actual protests against fine American values
 * Is in fact a Doctor that doesn't play
 * Is for the choice to burn in hell for all eternity
 * Is always in the Barber's chair when I wanna get my high and tight crew cut