Mata Hari



Mata Hari was just a girl lookin' for a good time, hangin' with her peeps at the coffee shop, chatting, you know.

Mata kicked ass when it came to dancing. She danced better than any of the other girls in her group and this skill caught the attention of men, much older and more mysterious than any of her friends could ever have imagined.

Long story short, these filthy, filthy men tricked Mata into doing things that brought shame upon her and her syphilitic husband and possibly her children had they not died from complications of syphilis.

Historians call Mata Hari the Britney Spears of her generation.