Shrink Rays

Shrink Rays were once thought to be an impossiblity, a sci-fi fantasy. However, while getting Better Known by Stephen Colbert during his June 8th 2007 interview, House Representative Adam Smith of Washington state revealed the military possesses such technology by not denying it's existence. Who would deny the existence of a shrink ray unless they actually existed?! This exciting breakthrough came as a revelation for Hollywood, who are now planning a to film a remake of Honey, I Shrunk the Kids without special effects.