List of Patriotic Things to Do Before I Die

The List of Things to Do Before I Die is Stephen Colbert's personal list of patriotic things he'd like to do before his slips off this mortal coil.

The List
13. Wear stovepipe hat and bare knuckle fight Ted Kennedy 16. Fly Blackhawk helicopter over San Francisco and throw Bibles at gay people 42. Recite the Pledge of Allegiance in front of a flag flown from a Blackhawk helicopter by U.S. Troops in Afghanistan during a combat mission called Operation: Beef Hammer 43. Drive Chevy pickup truck full of barbeque sauce into World's Largest Hamburger