Xenu

Xenu is the $cientologist version of Satan. Only instead of living at the center of the Earth, Xenu lives somewhere in outer space, where he works part time as a Ming the Merciless impersonator.

Things Xenu loves

 * Douglas DC-8 airliners
 * Psychiatry
 * Ming the Merciless (President of the Trans-Galactic Ming the Merciless Fan Club)
 * Volcanos
 * Wikip*dia

Things Xenu hates

 * Tom Cruise (but then, who doesn't!)
 * Thetans
 * Flash Gordon
 * Truthiness