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=Chimp Relaxes In Zoo Enclosure=
 * Life can be so sweet. --Grazon 05:34, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

=96th Anniversary Of The Sinking Of The RMS Titanic=

=Canadian Election Officials Raid Conservative Party Headquarters=
 * "If we see any wrong-doing with the minority Conservative government, we will jump into action, table a non-confidence motion and force an election. We are not asleep at the switch." Liberal Leader Stephane Dion
 * Uh... Stephane... the RCMP just raided Conservative Party HQ..."
 * "If we see any wrong-doing with the minority Conservative government, we will jump into action, table a non-confidence motion and force an election. We are not asleep at the switch." Liberal Leader Stephane Dion--OHeL 06:27, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

=Pope Visits U.S.=
 * George the second we're behind closed doors I'm going to give you the whipping your father should have given you years ago. --Grazon 02:23, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
 * Big Boy! I knew you were real! But... I thought you would never grow old ?!? --OHeL 01:36, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
 * After getting buzzed by George's hand buzzer, Pope Benedict clicked his heels three times and was instantly back at the Vatican.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 11:39, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
 * "Awesome dress your highness!" --Careax 07:35, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

= Pope Visits U.N. =


 * Pope: We must advance Human Rights around the world... but don't include gay rights. God hates gays.--192.251.226.205 22:39, 18 April 2008 (UTC)
 * "So I just flew in from Rome, and boy are my arms tired!... Ohhh, tough crowd!" --Careax 07:36, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

=Road At Base Of Himalayas Reopens=


 * "Great, that cuts down my commute by a few days." - The Lake Effect 07:34, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
 * Closure blamed on yeti roadkill. Olympic torch bearers, we're looking in your direction! --Careax 07:37, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

=Former President Carter Visits Middle East=
 * "So this is to commemorate the founder of Habitat For Humanity, right?" --Careax 07:38, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

=Democrats Hold 21st Debate=
 * (both candidates, under breath and gritted teeth) "If this kills my summer vacation, someone shoot me." - The Lake Effect 12:08, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

=Another Polar Bear Cub Debuts At Another German Zoo= ''This one's name is "Wilbaer", which is a portmanteau of the name of the zoo (Wilhelma) and the German word for bear (Baer). The zoo has registered the name as a trademark.''


 * What did I tell you? An Evil German polar bear army... - The Lake Effect 12:07, 17 April 2008 (UTC)