Liberal TransPod

Transpod: tranz-POD (noun) From: Transsexual + POD (piece of dung)
 * 1) Mode of wheeled personal transportation appliance favored by Liberals], [[Homosexuals and Hollywood Elitists that is devoid of style, performance and comfort.
 * 2) Refrigerator with wheels.
 * 3) A vehicle possesing any of these characteristics:
 * 4) Too small for a Real American to drive while wearing a Cowboy Hat.
 * 5) Uses electricity for propulsion.
 * 6) "Claims" to be Green, or good for the Environment.
 * 7) Wheels smaller than 17 inches.
 * 8) Tires less than 195mm wide, or with a speed rating lower than VR.
 * 9) Owned by anyone featured on the Planet Green Network.
 * 10) Used in the same sentence as "cute."
 * 11) "Claims" to get over 30mpg EPA HWY