The Donald

Donald Trump is a rich American, which means he must be a good man. Trump made his millions/billions investing in the real estate market in New York City, U.S.A.. His hair tells him when and where to invest money in the real estate market. Most of the time his hair is infallible, but only when it comes to investing in the real estate market in New York City, U.S.A..

Trump is the epitomy of the kind of honesty and realness only true Americans can see. Any self-serving overtones or on-message repiticiousness is purely coincidental. He also is a completely self-made man, pulling himself up by his bootstraps bought for him by his millionaire father.

Trump doesn't find Angelina Jolie attractive, but he thinks K-Fed is fantastic., but he is not gay.