Mopping Technology

America is a strong nation.

Because of this, she is always under attack from evil, both domestic and foreign. The Greatest Administration Ever has America protected thanks to the NSA. Corporate America has stepped up to provide any protections which are yet to be discovered.

Every day researchers are looking for more and more ways terrorists could breach America's vulnerabilities. One new way that has recently discovered is filth, or bacteriological terrorism. America's housewives are on the forefront of this battle, forever cleaning the filthy, filthy remnants of tiny microscopic jihadists!