The Free Market





The Free Market is what liberals and communists fear in the pit of their non-existent souls. The concept of the free market is capitalism at its finest. Free of regulation or oversight, the actions of the market are dictated only by the pure pursuit of profit, set by supply and demand.

Unfortunately, due the whining pleas of the Democrats, much legislation has been passed restraining the actions of the businessman and industrialists. These captains of industry are the men who generate money, they compete against one another, always innovating and creating new products for people to put their money towards. We should thank God that these industrialists and businessmen walk the Earth, for without their kind, we'd still be living in caves and worshipping fire.

One of the ways Democrats have chained the free market and the businessmen who run it is through Labor Unions. The greedy labor unions are a collective of workers from a specific skill field who have banded together to impose their demands on the owners and management of any given business. Such outrageous demands are safe working conditions, "fair" wages, health benefits and job security. What assholes.

Due to the egregious demands of unions, companies have started to outsource jobs to other countries, countries where the workers realize the blessing such companies have bestowed upon them by bringing excellent jobs with the opportunity for upward mobility off of 15 cents an hour.

In America, things have gotten to the point where men like Jeff Skilling and the late Ken Lay have been made into criminals for making a profit off of their company Enron, while the majority of their employess lost their pensions and jobs. Most of these employees were disgruntled over the whole affair, but what they failed to realize is that men like Jeff and Ken deserve that money more since they know what to do with money seeing as how they have so much of it, otherwise they'd be poor and would have never been able to run a company like Enron.

Due to the impending mid-tern election of 2006, Democrats will most likely take control of the House of Representatives and possibly the Senate. All America loving citizens should pray that this doesn't happen, if it does, we can only expect more regulation and oversight and the diminishment of the free market.



Heores of the Free Market

 * Ken Lay
 * Jeff Skilling
 * Ayn Rand
 * Dick Cheney
 * Drug Dealers
 * Arms Dealers
 * Pimps
 * Satan (He likes to trade golden fiddles for souls)
 * Scrooge McDuck