United States Republican Party

The United States Republican Party, (or GOP, for 'God's Own Party') is the only party in the United States not controlled by Hollywoodalthough most of it's most important members previously worked there. It is the only party in the United States that isn't attempting to seize the White House, both Houses of Congress, and the Supreme Court. It is also the party that authorized World War II, America's greatest war until Iraq, which it also planned and voted for.

The party has tripled in size over the past six months due to the population of Elephants tripling as well. The two are believed to be signs that the GOP will win the 2008 Presidential Elections, especially given the rate that the Democrats symbol, the bear, has been dying out over the past six years.

Origins of the Party
The Republican Party was formed in 1776, shortly after the signing of the Declaration of Independence. George Washington, Jesus, Ronald Regan, John Adams, and Benjamin Franklin, quickly realized that if there wasn't a Republican Party, the Democrats could take power, and formed the party.

Other notable members include Abraham Lincoln, Franklin Roosevelt, Martin Luther King, Papa Bear, and Ned Lamont, although the latter will not accept it, believing he is helping the Democratic Party.

Enemies of the Republican Party
The following are enemies of the Republican Party. If you encounter anyone or anything on this list, you should make all attempts to thwart them/it.


 * Hollywood
 * Democrats
 * Facts
 * Fact huggers
 * Non-Fox journalists
 * The United Church of Christ
 * Jon Stewart
 * Tony Campolo
 * People who dislike apple pie
 * Darth Sidious and all Sith
 * Bears
 * Terrorists
 * Metric System
 * Satan

Myths About the Party

 * It's a common myth that the official color of the Republican Party is red. The Republican Party is Red, White, and Blue. Red is a commie color -- which is why the Democrats are supporting changing themselves to red.