Jenna Bush

Seeded from the loins of The Greatest President Ever, Jenna Bush is one half of the first "First Twins". The first "Second Twins" are Karl Rove's breasts.

Jenna is the crazy, party-girl half of the duo. Together the pair defeated the evil liberal spawn of John Kerry during the infamous "Battle of the daughters" during the 2004 election. Jenna and her sister celebrated their victory by traveling to Argentina where they ran around their hotel naked screaming "go bushes!!".