Bonoschtapo

A cult of musicians under the power of Irish rock band U2's front man, Bono.

The Bonoschtapo Agenda
Since the Bonoschtapo are secretive, no one really knows how they communicate with each other, but it is assumed code is hidden in their songs. When the songs are played backwards, the minions receive their orders and go about their hellish work on earth.

The first part of America the Bonoschatpo want to desttroy is: America's children. What about the children? Who Will Think of The Children?

How the Bonoschtapo Do Their Filthy Work
Through the United Nations and France. And weak, commie liberals.

Why Do Liberals Hate Our Troops?

Members of the Bonoschtapo

 * Bono
 * Neil Young
 * The Dixie Chicks
 * Bruce Springsteen
 * Pink
 * Greenday
 * Jay-Z

American Musicians Fighting the Bonoschtapo

 * Toby Keith
 * Barney the Dinosaur
 * Kevin Federline
 * Jessica Simpson