Howard Dean

Howard Dean is an insane, Birkenstock-wearing, Volvo-driving hippie Democrat from Vermont.

He also likes to tell people he's a doctor, but curiously never wears a stethoscope.



Political Career
The fourteen people who live in Vermont mistakenly elected him Governor, thinking he was Dean Howard, a local garbage collector.

This early political success led him to a futile but entertaining run for President of The United States in 2004. His speeches mainly consisted of him screaming 'Yeeeargh!' repeatedly until the room emptied out. He was ultimately forced out of the Democratic Primary race by the sheer power of Joementum.

As a consolation, hardcore left-wingers in the Democratic Party made him Chairman of the mostly harmless Democratic National Committee, where his '50 State Strategy' will no doubt lead to unprecedented Republican successes in the 2006 midterm elections.