Who Wants To Be A U.S. Attorney?

The television network that gave you Who Wants to Marry A Heterosexual? and Who Wants to Throw Bibles At San Francisco Gays?, now unveils the newest game show to sweep America's Culturescape:

Who Wants To Be A U.S. Attorney? !

Contestents
We are looking for young vivacious Americans (or multi-ethnic unAmericans of a coalition of a certain willingness) who will compete in challenges to fill 8 recently available positions in the Justice Department.