User:Labarith

Labarith
(Cardassian for "hutspa")

Little is know about labarith, prolific Bottalker and long time critic of bad things and bad people, but one thing is clear: Labarith bites!

Early Childhood
Labarith had a childhood, some say, in which he killed a bear with his own bear hands. More likely than not, though, it was a Gomba with a turtle shell - either way, though, labarith is one hell of an american legend. Popping up everyone, and yet no where, labarith certainly went to school because he is way smart and knows all sorts of stuff.

The Dark Times
When Labarith first ventered into the series of tubes that is the internet, he found transformer websites like Allspark.com, Transfandom.net, and STDMichealBayPowerlinksyourMom.org... but was quickly banned from them all for speaking the truth about the terrible state of the world. (How could Beast Machines suck so badly?) Labarith was so critical of the failed transformers series BEAST MACHINES that Bob Skir had to change is name to Michael_bay to escape the shame.

Haters: Hate and Rule!
Shortly there after, Labarith found himself at Bigbot.com, where he quickly became the Lord of Destruction, crushing the will of those who would stand against him. It is in the forum of Bottalk that Labarith was recruited by Chainclaw, Heroic Autobot PRETENDER who just pretends to be a Bear to throw of the Bear Satanists who live on the interenet and in Canada. Labarith joined the Haters, a progressive anti-terrorism unit embezelling funds from heroic companies like Halliburton and BushSexforOil.com.

If you have money, and can find them, you, too, can hire the Haters.