The Myth Of Evolution

A lie by the anti-Jesus left wing liberals who want us to belive we evolved from monkies. This is actualy a ploy set forth by the liberals' true overlords, the bears. The bears want to lull the world into a false sense of security by stating we are somehow related. This is a lie and should be ignored at all costs.

A secondary effect of this is to destroy the Catholic church's credibility and replace it with the evil lutheran empire. God created man in one day, not through a constant increasing and changing of certain traits and genes due to Charles Darwin's "survival of the fitest" bullshit, but knwoing this would make any reasonable American aware of the Lutherans' and bears' lies.