Mike Lupica

Author of several books, one of which, "Miracle on 49th Street", celebraties the love that a white girl has for her father who plays on the second whitest team in the NBA (the Boston Celtics, Utah Jazz is first) or a hateful tirade on the fall of the American family due to the filthy, un-American sport of basketball.

Either way, his ETN is November 30, 2006.