David Archuleta

David Archuleta is the finest human being to have ever lived (besides Stephen of course).

Winner
David's middle name. Sometimes goes by James.

Geneology
According to New York's The Vulture, Archuleta was beamed down directly from Heaven, so this topic doesn't apply to him.

American Idol
David Archuleta won season 7 by a landslide -- 792 million votes. However, due to the producers hate of extreme awesomeness, most of those votes were thrown out.

Musical Influences
Archuleta has been influenced by many talented and notable artists. Some include Jason Mraz, John Mayer, Natasha Bedingfield, Kirk Franklin, and Sara Bareaaallies?????????? (Archie, spell it for me. I know you can.)

Fans
(see also crazies)

Likes

 * Being tickled. He SAYS he hates it, but we all know he just said that so he'd constantly be  touched by the crazies (aka, his fans).  Seriously, the guy loves the ladies.
 * Nutterbutters
 * Orange Juice

Dislikes

 * The Seacrest
 * Being given thousands of Nutterbutters

Physical Aspects
See Fine ([Archubooty])
 * Says he's "flabby"-yeah right.

Future Aspirations
Archudomination