Daily Poll/Archive/April 2009

April 10, 2009, Part #2
What religion does President Hussein Obama practice? the one with the angry, black terrorist preacher Dr. Colbert says he's a Secret Muslim, so I vote Secret Muslim Obama hosted a kosher dinner at the White House, he has to be Jewish since he's a celebrity he has to be a $cientologist he hasn't been to church since he took office that makes him an atheist

April 10, 2009, Part #1
Representative Spencer Bachus (R-Alabama) has stated that he has a list of socialists in Congress. Who isn't on Representative Bachus' list? Spencer Bachus Bernie Sanders Al Franken All of the above the junior Senator from Wisconsin

April 9, 2009
Dr. Colbert debuted the first edition of Where In The World And Where In Time Is Stephen Colbert Going To Be In The Persian Gulf? But, due to strict military policies, he will not be permitted to reveal which country will be blessed with "The Colbert Report"

'' After you vote, click here to argue why your choice is correct. ''

Of the 7 countries in the Middle East where U.S. troops are stationed, which one do you want Dr. Colbert to visit? Afghanistan Bahrain Iraq Kuwait Oman Qatar United Arab Emirates

April 8, 2009
As American banks are doing the patriotic thing and declaring bankruptcy rather than fall under the thumb of socialism, the Bank of North Dakota has weathered the Obama Recession under state control.

How is the Bank of North Dakota able to survive this financial crisis? they invested all their money in global-warming-denying industries they tricked some Nigerian prince to buy all their extra river water there are no black people in North Dakota to give sub-prime loans to there are not enough people in North Dakota to give sub-prime loans to there's no such thing as a "bank" of North Dakota; that's just more liberal media lies

April 7, 2009
President Hussein Obama is just about finished with his first overseas trip. Now that foreign countries have gotten a closer look at him ... Which country's citizens now hate him the most? North Korea's France's Iran's Sean Hannity's America's

April 3, 2009
The Obamas went to the G20 summit in London and while there they met The Queen. Not satisfied to have an audience with Her Royal Majesty, Michelle broke every rule of protocol. Americans around the world were aghast at her behavior! Which was the most insulting thing that she did? she touched the Queen she showed her bare arms she gave the Queen an iPod (!) she didn't spend $150,000 on her wardrobe she helped her husband get elected

April 2, 2009
After New York Governor David Paterson increased taxes in his state, Rush Limbaugh proclaimed he would move away to a place with lower taxes.

Where should Rush move? Texas Florida The Dominican Republic Idaho Kansas Kentucky Alaska

April 1, 2009
During his campaign for America's presidency, The Greatest Maverick Ever proposed a spending freeze on the federal government. After Obama won the election, Congressional Republicans proposed their own budget that also proposed a spending freeze.

What's the best thing about a spending freeze? freezing spending slows the liberal "tax and spend" agenda down when spending is frozen more tax cuts can be given to more people, thus unfreezing trickle-down a spending freeze will stop the bailouts a spending freeze will end welfare, social security and Medicare