Africa

Africa may or may not be a real continent. It is rumored to exist, and in urban legend is in fact where black people came from, but nobody really knows. And nobody really cares, either.

Among the countries that may or may not be in Africa are:



If Anyone Cares, Here is Some Africa Trivia

 * Regardless of whether or not Africa actually exists, Saddam Hussein purchased yellowcake from some place in it to build nuclear weapons.
 * Home to the African elephant. Regardless of whether or not it actually even exists, those elephants are there, and their population has tripled.  Bush administration experts are negotiating a deal to move some of the excess Elephants to New Orleans to serve as a natural dike.  Take that Al Gore.
 * Bono talks about it a lot, but it might just be the name of his gay lover.
 * Again, despite the fact that the existence of Africa is in serious question, one million patriotic American soldiers still fought in it during World War II.
 * The most recent speculation places the country (not continent) of Africa somewhere in between China and Egypt. CIA sources have yet to confirm this, probably because they have much better things to do than even think about Africa.
 * The Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny both describe Africa as "shaped like a horse's head", but they might not exist either.
 * South Africa is probably located in Africa, just going by the name. Wouldn't it be nice if apartheid was just a myth? Well, at least you're not required to care...