Johnny Depp

General Info
There is but one actor that can stand up to the challenge of Stephen's truthiness. And that is, undoubtedly, Johnny Depp. Johnny lives by the laws of truthiness, flying in the face of un-needed "scripts". He does what Stephen would do. He tears them up, and speaks from the gut.

It is many peoples opinion that Johnny is, indeed, Stephen in disguise. But Stephen has gracefully denied these accusations, even though the similarities between Stephen's wonderful talent in journalism and inherit lack of "Depp" perception, and Johnny's acclaimed acting abilities, leave many suspicious.

There is also the fact of Depp's "hotness". Teenage girls cannot help but fall over themselves, often tearing each other apart for a chance to be near Depp. This is much like the demand for Stephen's Formula 401. One might remember the Semen Slaughter of 2005, where many women ranging from 16-57 killed over the limited supply available at Walmart of the above mentioned formula.

Though this has also been denied, Depp has been credited with beginning of the Bear Resistance, a legion dedicated to Stephen. Their mission (if they are WORTHY to accept it) is to destroy each and every bear living, and several that are currently dead (otherwise known as "Zombie Bears").