Rugby

Rugby is like American Football except played all around the world. There are only 15 players on a team and they dont' wear helmets because all rugby players have Homer Simpson syndrome which makes the fluid protecting their brains 1/8th of an inch thicker than the average persons. You are not allowed to pass the ball forward because this represents an unnecessary focus on progress which is what communists and bears enjoy.

Rugby fits in with the British Empire's love of getting large men to wear small shorts and run into each other.