Talk:Bears in a Submarine/Featured

Starring

 * Porpy
 * Drowny the bear
 * Smokey the Dolphin
 * The Village People
 * Ching Chong Ding Dong
 * PK Winsome
 * Peppermint Gomez

Plot
A mild-mannered oil executive (played by John McCain) is the special guest of the United States Navy for the launch of the newest nuculer submarine (the USS Professor Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.) in America's dominance of the sea. When, unbeknownst to the entire crew of 125 young, robust sailors, the nefarious Japanese henchman, Wing Wang (played by Ching Chong Ding Dong), traps the submarine underneath the normal-temperatured and unpolluted ocean.

As the crew races to the edges of the earth, Wing Wang pilots his ship straight into the hapless sub as it tries to surface, causing a great oil slick in the once pristine ocean. As the ever-environmentally conscious crew and their special guest work feverishly to clean the mess, Wing Wang sneaks a Pizzly on board the sub.

Before everything can be cleaned up, Wing Wang releases a herd of fire-proof crocodiles, forcing the sub to submerge with their deadly cargo aboard!

Will John McCain be able to kill the pizzly, help Peppermint Gomez give birth, prevent an outbreak of cannibalism and homosexuality all before their air runs out?!