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=Tom Cruise and David Miscavige Pose With Motorcycles=
 * Miscavige is the one who said Cruise would be worshiped like Jesus or



=Australia's Prime Minister, John Howard=


 * PM Howard: "There's....no....Juice....left?!?" --The Bastard 07:09, 23 October 2007 (UTC)


 * PM Howard: "Who is this tiny man in my glasses?!?" --The Bastard 07:09, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

=Hong Kong's Skyline=

=Pakistan Opposition Leader, Benazir Bhutto Survives Attack=
 * Help us, Akbar Raheim Mohamed al Kenobi, you are our only hope. --The Bastard 06:58, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

=Turkey Moves Military Closer To Iraq Border=


 * Wise Turks tow a "gas-saver" for those midnight munchie runs for Turkish Delight. --Alethic Logic 16:30, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

=U.S. Officials Meet With Russian President=


 * The Russian president proposes a one hour nap after lunch to be followed by recess. --The Bastard 06:58, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

=Canvas Barracks To Be Used In Legal Proceedings Installed in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba=


 * As legal proceedings will be taking place in GITMO soon, workers are starting work on mass graves for the convicted. --The Bastard 07:20, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

=Accident On California Freeway Causes Pileup, Fire= ''FYI this photo and the one below it are unrelated. The accident did not cause any of the wildfires.''



=California Wildfires, Photo #1= ''FYI this photo and the one above it are unrelated. The accident did not cause any of the wildfires.''




 * Ashes of the world's fattest man were scattered today. --The Bastard 07:03, 23 October 2007 (UTC)


 * Note: This photo and the one above it are directly related. The accident did, in fact, cause ALL of these wildfires.  --The Bastard 07:03, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

=California Wildfires, Photo #2= ''FYI this photo and the one above (about the accident) are unrelated. The accident did not cause any of the wildfires.''



=California Wildfires, Photo #3= ''FYI this photo and the one above (about the accident) are unrelated. The accident did not cause any of the wildfires.''



=California Wildfires, Photo #4= ''FYI this photo and the one above (about the accident) are unrelated. The accident did not cause any of the wildfires.''