People For Interspecies Tolerance



The People For Interspecies Tolerance or P.I.T. for short are Enemies of Freedom of the worst kind. Traitors! Filthy, pinko traitors! They hate America and they have no balls.

They are worse than those "Give Peace A Chance Groups". Not only would they are traitors to not only America, but to humanity, and our lord Jesus Christ.

They may claim to love all races. But they hate the American race. Supporters of Gargoyles, Bears, the Borg, Muslims, Godzilla and Atheists.

Crimes Against America
P.I.T. was founded in 1776 by Benedict Arnold, after the Founding Fathers signed the Declaration of Independence. They tried to help bring America back to the yolk of England. Obviously, they got their asses kicked.

Since then, they tried to prevent or Manifest Destiny by staging a die-in on the Trail of Tears. Thankfully, Andrew Jackson just ordered everyone to walk all over them. Decades later, they assassinated Abraham Lincoln... or at least took credit for it.

In December of 1941, P.I.T. held a hippie concert in Hawaii, distracting our troops and allowing the Japanese to bomb Pearl Harbor.

They are also responsible for America pulling out of Vietnam and framed Richard Nixon.

In the 1980's, they did business with Pablo Escobar and have hooked an entire generation on cocaine. Even now, they are holding a pot rally in Washington Square Park.

In the late 1990's, began to worship gargoyles, and declared war on the the concerned citizen's group the Quarrymen.

And to this day, they continue to attack America. They must be stopped. How many more will have to die?

Known Members

 * Benedict Arnold - Their founder, and America's first traitor.
 * Andrea Calhoun - A New York Intellectual artist. Is rumored to be having a lesbian affair with Demona herself.  She previously dated Yogi Bear.
 * John Wilkes Booth - He assassinated Lincoln. Or, at least took credit for it.
 * Cindy Sheehan
 * John Kerry
 * Mahamoud Ahamedjihateamericahad
 * Hillary Clinton