Mark Foley



Mark Foley is the duly elected Republican Representative of Florida's 16th District. He like them young page boys in congress, but he's not a pedophile. His attorney says so.

The Liberal Media's Coverage of Poor Mr. Foley's Private E-Mails
thumb|right|The [[A.P. hates America]] The A.P. hates America, just like all the other liberal medias. For proof, just look at this screenshot of a google search of Mark Foley, just after his private e-mails were released to the public (see right).

The liberal media's plan to take the government from the duly appointed hands of God's Appointed Political Party starts with lying about which party they belong to.

The liberals are taking House seats from poor, defenseless Republicans

Mark's Future
Please see:
 * Revolving Door
 * Future Born Again Christians Club

Mark's Instant Messaging Abbreviation Guide
As reviewed and approved by Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert 11 to 60 months ago:
 * LOL = Laughing Out Loud
 * STUD = Strong Teen Using Democracy
 * HORNY = Happy On Reaching New Year's
 * MEASURE IT = not an acronym, get it out and jack it

Factoids

 * Stephen Colbert removed Foley from his buddy list on 10/3/2006.
 * His IM chat name is Maf54.

External Sources

 * Foley's Chat with teen boy - courtesy of C-SPAN's naughty channel
 * Hastert on Foley - not literally, just a Q&A he had after a keg party