Lowell Bergman

Lowell Bergman is an investigative reporter for such liberal institutions as The New York Times, PBS' Frontline, and CBS' 60 Minutes.

Because he is such a good pinko, he has earned every top award in journalism from his pinko buddies.

"Accomplishments''

 * Caused severe economic injury to Big Tobacco (dramatized in the film "The Insider")
 * Killed Ken Lay as a a result of hi coverage of the Enron 'scandal'
 * Explored the roots of terrorism, apparently so he can become a terrorist himself