Adam and Eve

Adam and Eve were the first couple.

Adam
Adam was the first man, according to the Holy Bible. He was made in God's image on the sixth day. Remember, he was not made by Evolution out of monkeys, no matter how much "evidence" the factonistas show you!

God later created Eve out of one of Adam's ribs. This explains why real men love barbecues. They're just subconsciously trying to retrieve that rib their eldest ancestor lost all those years ago.

Adam was tight with God. They used to play manly sports like baseball and NASCAR, but then Eve ruined it by eating an apple from the forbidden Tree of Factiness. She was forced out into a hellish wilderness. And fearing a protracted, messy and expensive divorce Adam was forced to follow.

Eve
Eve was the first woman, according to the Holy Bible. God created her out of a rib of Adam, the first man (and not out of a rib of a monkey, like some scientists apparently believe). Eve and her husband lived in the Garden of Eden.

Because she ate an apple from the forbidden Tree of Facts, Eve was cast out of the Garden of Eden, and sent to live in the Middle East.

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