Public Education


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Public Education is the failing socialist institution which attemps to educate America's children. Learning in a public school is unlike a proper education where the curriculum includes reading, writing, and Bible study. Instead, public schools teach a child evolution, revisionist history, the benefits of a homosexual lifestyle, and the metric system.

Public Education is the single largest waste of the taxpayer dollar. This money could be used to better support the troops in Iraq. Or better yet, why aren't these kids actively serving their country by being in Iraq?

Religion Free Zones
Starting in 1980, the liberals in the US Supreme Court decided that having the Ten Commandments displayed in our schools was a breach of the fictious Separation of Church and State. From there on out, any student caught praying in school was beaten, then expelled.

Death Of The School Prayer
As previously mentioned, school prayer is not allowed in public schools thanks to some asshole atheists in the 1960's. For back then, both teachers, and their pupals that were followers of the One True Faith were allowed 15 minutes each day to commune in prayer for the salvation of their athiest classmates.

While the believers were praying for their souls, the athiests were forced to run endless laps around the school gymnasium. The Supreme Court found this arrangement somehow "unfair" and ruled not only that no one could pray, but also no one would be forced to run around the gymnasium. This ruling may also be responsible for the rising percentage of obesity among school children.

Inabstinent Education
Unlike an Abstinence Education taught by certified Abstinologists, sex education in the Public Education system encourages our children to not only break their Purity Balls pledge created with their Fathers, but also discusses methods in which to do so. In short, public schools are telling our kids that they should forget about abstinence, and have sex with anything with two legs, and then have an abortion.

In addition, the perverted sex educator at any public school will expose a child to desensitizing images and demonstrations on how to use, birth control pills, condoms, and other sinful devices.

Moral Decay
In addition to making our children Godless and pregnant, the public school system destroys our children's sense of right and wrong, and turns them into drug dealers and prostitutes.