Tiger

Tigers are giant house cats who are closely related to land lions. Unlike house cats, tigers make unsuitable pets because they require too much food, and are difficult to "handle".

Range
Most tigers prefer to live in zoos. This way they can lay around all day long in the sun and have food brought to them without exerting energy. Lesser, unfortunate tigers are stuck in the wet, humid jungles of India (imagine how knappy their fur must get).

Endangered?
Some may say that the tiger is an endangered species. How en-"dangered" can a tiger be? What other animal could be dangerous to an 8-foot long striped beast weighing 700 pounds, and posessing 9 inch long fangs? (OK, possibly a bear). With these tool, tigers are well capable of taking care of themselves without the help of humans.