Mother Nature

God's wife.

Afterall, if God wasn't married, that would make Jesus a bastard.

People who say God isn't married want to perpetuate the lie that God is an unmarried bachelor well past his prime, like George Clooney.

Mother Nature Trivia

 * Does not have a sense of humor.
 * Always has a birdie flying aound her, and a squirrell or bunny at her feet.
 * Is lactose intolerant.