Vancouver

Vancouver is the largest city (but not the capital) of the province of British Columbia in Canada. Of all of the small villages of igloos in Canada- Vancouver is the most problematic. Vancouver is characterized by its large number of hippie drug users.

Background
The current location of Vancouver was settled about 200 years ago after some Britsh captain named "Cook" found it. The new settlers of Vancouver were isolated from the rest of civilization since they lived on the west coast of North America. The settlers in Vancouver had no faith in God so they started smoking marijuana with the natives.

Today
Thanks to the aboriginals, Vancouver is f***ed up. The city is filled with homeless scum, junkies, prosititues, and drug dealing grizzly bears. The violent crime rate in Vancouver makes Los Angeles and Chicago look like Pleasentville. The only way to clean up Vancouver is via a US led occupation of the city.

Bears
It is believed that bears are widely responsible for the way Vancouver appears today since they used to interact with the natives. Grizzlies may be in control of both the mayors office and the government of British Columbia due to many scandals in the area. Note that the situation in Vancouver has slightly improved since the Vancouver Grizzlies NBA team left Canada.