Invasion of Canada

Most Real AmericansTM think that the evil, godless liberals in America Junior need to be taught a lesson. But the so-called "leaders" of Canada are too stoned to sign the annexation contract.

Canada will not be hard to liberate from their evil leader, Stephen Harper. After all, all that Canada has is mounties. However, American forces will face a tough fight against Bears. It has even been rumored that Colbear himself might be hiding in Canada.

Once Canada is gone, American will be the only language left in North America, because those damn Quebecois will all be liberated from the evil grasp of France.