Texas

Texas is a state in both the West and South regions of the United States of America. It is also considered part of the Southwest and the Great Plains. With an area of 268,581 square miles and has a population of 22.8 million. Texas is second to Alaska in area and second to California in population, but has more balls than either.

The state name derives from a word in the Caddoan language of the Hasinai: táysha, tecas, or tejas (the Spanish spelling); literally translated to mean "Mexico's America."

Texas is commonly referred to as "The greatest place on earth." It is envied by everyone. Every state and every nation wishes it were Texas. Every person wishes to live in Texas and become Texan.

Texas is also the home and birthplace of George W. Bush, the founder of modern democracy. Other famous people from Texas include Kurt Cobain, Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain), Paris Hilton, Victor, Roxanne, Monisa, Stephanie, Kristian, Elias, Jaron, Tripp and Jesus Christ.

Texas should really be a country, but it remains part of the U.S. just so the Union won't throw a bitch fit.

Discovery
I discovered it is the best place ever. And bear free.

History
It was originally part of Mexico but let Americans come and settle. The settlers realized that Mexico was much worse than America so they rebelled. The Mexicans had to greatly outnumber the Texans at the Alamo in order for them to take it. This really pissed of the Texans and defeated the Mexians quickly. After the war Texas decided that they should join America because thats what all the cool countries do. Texas then convinced America to invade Mexico which gave America its western states. Texas was apart of the Confederates but that was when the cows (an ally of the bears) outnumbered the Texans and voted to join the rebels. The Texans took revenge by building countless numbers of BBQ joints and steak houses.

Achieving Statehood
Well armed with a baseball bat good ole boy Trippy beat those who came near the northern border. In the meantime Elias and Victor, armed with nothing more than hair gel and Armani cologne kept the southside stylish and safe. All the while non-native Jaron paid off those trying come in from the west (of course blasting reggaeton to scare them off from the border)

Texas Today
Lots of Andre and some pink.

Texas Landmarks
Monisa and Roxanne have turned the great land of Texas into a FABULOUS place (particularly from the right side of the stairwell).

A Typical Day in Texas
Well a good one would include a DQ blizzard, some Goode Company pecan pie, yummy mexican food and an ipod mix courtesy of the 2726.