Torquemada

Tomás de Torquemada was the 15th century head and chief architect of the Spanish Inquisition., overseeing the burning of heretics, the torture of children and the expulsion of the Jews from Spain. In other words, he was all about personal accountability.

He was elected to Bring 'Em Back status on The Colbert Report's October 24, 2005 Bring 'Em Back or Leave 'Em Dead segment.