Broccoli

Broccoli is a fruit of the flowering variety. It is tough, stalky, and often green in color. Sometimes purple kinds exist, and these should be brought to your local police precinct.

History
Broccoli is short for "brocco" (Italian: spear, shoot). It is the colored version of cauliflower and has always been among us and always will, as Jesus has said of the poor.

Farts
Broccoli smells like farts when it is cooked. When you belch after ingesting broccoli, even when raw, your breath also smells like farts.