The Pledge of Allegiance/New Pledges

Only six of America's states have pledges guiding residents to proclaim their allegiance.

Please assist the states that lack a pledge listed below with pledge proposals.

Included in the list is Washington, D.C.. As we have learned from Dr. Colbert, D.C. is not part of America, but you can create a pledge for them too

Alabama Pledge
original pledge text


 * Sweet Home Alabama
 * Where the skyes are so blue
 * Sweet Home Alabama
 * Lord I'm comin' home to you

Alaska Pledge
I pledge aligence to Alaska And to all the gay Eskimos it may hold too cold for which is old one gay none straight to the mayor we shall hate He is weird, he is Jew He is the one who Michael Jackson once screwed 

Arkansas Pledge
I plege alleeegance to Arkansus, and for the incest for which it stands, one family, in all the state, with grizzly straight and copenhagen for all.

Arizona Pledge
BURRRRRRRRRP

California Pledge

 * I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG
 * MICHAEL JACKSON IS A FAG
 * HE USED TO PLAY WITH LITTLE TOYS
 * NOW HE PLAYS WITH LITTLE BOYS
 * HE USED TO BE BLACK BUT NOW HES WHITE
 * OH MAN THATS JUST NOT RIGHT

Florida Pledge
I pledge allegiance to the Sunshine State With Respect and Loyalty I honor it as one notion under god Indivisible with liberty and justice for all!!!!!

Georgia Pledge
i pledge allegiance to my fart. tha fat on my butt and my love of mother earth!

Hawaii Pledge

 * Hawaii has gays
 * but used to have straights
 * they so old school
 * that when they in bed they scream (OH HE BEBE!!!!!)

Idaho Pledge
One potato, two potato, three potato, four You might as well quit countin', because there's plenty more Julienne, crinkle-cut, mashed or home-fry Excuse me, while I kiss the sky

FREEDOM FRIES FOREVER!

Illinois Pledge
jubby and jim is a peanut in a lightsocket

Indiana Pledge
corn corn corn.

what more will you find in Indiana.

The only other thing is a bunch of hilljacks. corn hilljacks corn hilljacks.

what more could you ask for?

Kentucky Pledge
original pledge text

Louisiana Pledge
original pledge text

Taxas Pledge
I um, er ah, pledge allegiance to the bay, Where I kissed a Kennedy, and then turned wicked gay. I don't drink tea, but I enjoy cocaine powda, Along with a dose of warm man-chowda!

VOTE QUIMBY!

Maryland Pledge
I pledge allegiance to the crab, and to the Bay, for which it stands. One nation under God

Michigan Pledge
original pledge text

Minnesota Pledge
Minnesota, you are a friend of mine I'd like to drink you with a little salt and lime St. paul is full of hookers Stephen Colbert is a looker Minnesota Minnesota, oh how I love thee And your 10,000 lakes by the sea!

Missouri Pledge
HEY!!!!! WHAT THE %#*&!!!! MY FAMILY ORIGINATES OUT OF ST. PUAL!!!!!!!

Mississippi Pledge
Im talkin about the minnesota pledge btw.

New Jersey Pledge
I woke up this morning, got a blue moon in my eye I broke my father's legs today, and I thought that he would cry. I'm in sanitation, and every night I take out the trash. You'll be sure to turn away, when I give you this wad of cash.

Liberty is our airport Toxic is our air Quit looking at my fat pasta gut It's not polite to stare

This great state is sandwiched Between Philly and the Apple My family likes it in Atlantic City Is that idea so hard to grapple?

May Gawd cut my tongue out, if I dare speak a lie - I will love Bruce Springsteen till the day I die.

New Mexico Pledge
I salute the flag of the state of New Mexico. The zia symbol, of perfect friendship, among united cultures.

Saludo la bandera del estado Nuevo Mexico. El simbolo zia de amistad perfecta entre culturas unidas.

North Carolina Pledge
I pledge allegiance to North BY GOD Carolina, home of the Pump and Munch, asked for by name, and the drinking for which it stands. One state under CAROLINA BLUE skies, sitting on top of that piece of crap state, South Caraloosers, home of that lily livered lying SC scum, Stephen Colbert (and that T and silent!) With liberty and justice for most!

Ohio Pledge
I salute the flag of the state of Ohio and pledge to the Buckeye State respect and loyalty.

Texas Pledge
original pledge text

Honor the Texas flag, I pledge allegeince to thee, Texas one state under god, one and indivisible.

Utah Pledge
I pledge allegiance to the Church Of Later Day Satins of America

Vermont Pledge
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the The Earth, and to the planet for which it stands, one world, indivisible with liberty and justice for all!

Washington D.C. Pledge
I pledge my nose to which it smells, Primo blow, blessed by Saint Marion. To which I load my gat, to protect against the criminals, In the district, and on the Hill.

GO OBAMA!!!!

Wisconsin Pledge
I pledge allegiance to the state of Wisconsin, And to the Midwest, for which it stands, One State Forward, Under the influence, With Miller, brats, cheeze, and Fishfries for all.