Professor Stephen Greenblatt


 * noted Shakespearean scholar and author of Will of the World

October 2, 2008 Nailing

 * came down from ivory tower


 * could answer in iambic pentameter


 * McCain has Shakespearean parallels
 * Shakespeare spoke to the groundlings
 * would have loved Sarah Palin, but played by a young boy


 * Obama might be Puck
 * casts a spell on people who already have donkey heads


 * tried to fuck with Dr. Colbert, who out-quoted him!