Samuel L. Jackson

Samuel L. (Mother Fucking) Jackson is the second greatest living thing to grace the Earth. (The first is Stephen Colbert) He is such a powerful person that you MUST say the L in his name.

Known Facts About Samuel L. Jackson:


 * He is the only known person alive that can stop the evil America hating mother fucking snakes from taking over our mother fucking planes.


 * He once fought along side Stephen Colbert (the greatest Jedi to ever live) and killed 1,000,000 Sith Lords threatening America's safety. (yes, America has been around since the beginning of time)


 * The reason why Aliens don't invade Earth is because they are afraid of Samuel L. Jackson and his snake killing powers.