Daily Poll/Archive/September 2007

September 3, 2007 - Labor Day Pollebration
We know, unlike the pussy running British, that as hard working Americans, you're probably getting bored with a forced day off from your job. We here at the Daily Poll have a series of polls coming to keep you working. Jesus knows, having to stay home and read the wordinistas of the liberal media on the Internets is work.

Favorite Color
Which do you prefer: Red White Blue

Evilest Color
Which is worst: Pinko pink Commie red Liberal lavender Barack brown

Wankers
Running points, Only the pole stands, Britain, Gordon Brown, Iraq Yesterday, Britain began pulling out of Iraq. Their women already knew about this problem. Should we: Shoot them as deserters. Force them all to sit on a flag pole. Make them clean up the beach at Guantanomo Bay. Nuke Basra. Impeach the Queen.

Leakers
Leaking points, GAO, Iraq, Washington Post, research provided by Senior Analyst WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer Someone leaked the GAO's assessment of progress in Operation Iraqi Freedom (it's not a war, as you know). The liberals at the Washington Post made it sound like someone within the GAO, but we know it was really: Barack Obama so he can criticize Hillary Clinton's vote on the "war". Somebody gay like Larry Craig trying to distract the media. Deep Throat, trying to relive his glory days. Hillary Clinton because she hates the troops. Nancy Pelosi, who blinked it out via morse code.