Football

Football is a many games. It is called different things depending on where you are. People who follow Soccer insit they have the original football. GET A LIFE PEOPLE IT IS SOCCER! It was designed when a group of drunk heroes decided they felt like bacon on their hamburger. They ended up chasing a pig around, trying to get it out through the other end of the paffock. They were interupted by a vegetarian hippie who to them that pigs have feelings and should be left alone. Hence when they finished their hamburgers, they wrapped up the hippie in the pigskin and started throwing him around.