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June 11, 2009, Poll #2
President Hussein Obama visited Green Bay, Wisconsin to talk to Regular Americans about the socialist healthcare plan he wants to force everyone to use.

While there, an escaped convict attending the rally with his daughter (that he kidnapped) asked for a note to excuse him from prison for the day.

Hussein Obama happily wrote the note.

Should absenteeism be excused by the President? Yes, but only if I agree with that President Yes, excused absenteeism is so minor compared to commutations Not this one; Hussein Obama is not authorized to excuse anyone until he can produce his birth certificate

June 11, 2009, Poll #1
On yesterday's episode of The Greatest American News Program Ever, Supreme Allied Nice Guy Tom Hanks stuffed Private Colbert into a crate and affixed a "To Iraq" sticker on it.

But, in the opening sequence of the first episode of Operation Iraqi Stephen: Going Commando, videotaped evidence clearly shows three CIA agents renditioning Stephen.

Does this prove that Tom Hanks is a CIA agent? It does explain a lot of things No, that's just crazy conspiracy theory talk

June 10, 2009
First The Dixie Chicks mouthed-off about The Greatest President Ever then, socialite Paris Hilton discussed her energy policy during the 2008 Presidential campaign.

Now Jon Voight and Ashton Kutcher have given their unsolicited opinion on political topics.

Which celebrity do you listen to when it comes to world affairs? Fiddy Cent, because he'd take a bullet for what he believes in the prettiest/thinnest/richest one (or Oprah) whichever one is on my TV or radio at the moment whichever $cientologist will get rid of the thetans swarming over my body I don't listen to celebrities, but if Amy Winehouse were to pontificate, I'd listen to her

June 9, 2009
Dr. Colbert is spending a week in Iraq to provide truthiness to the troops. What performer would you like to see onstage with him? Al Franken Wayne Newton Toby Keith Joan Jett

June 8, 2009
Dr. Colbert is in Iraq this week. Were you able to figure out where and when he would be going to the Persian Gulf? Of course No, I hate America

June 4, 2009
Just days before President Hussein Obama's trip to the Muslim world, Osama bin Laden release another tape.

Why does bin Laden keep releasing tapes? he's an attention whore he keeps pining away for his youth he's dead; he's not releasing anything, the CIA is

June 3, 2009
During a commencement address, claimed she and her husband, President Hussein Obama regretted not knowing a foreign language .

Obviously they know an unAmerican language, they're both Muslim!

Which language are they secretly fluent in? Arabic French Ebonics Talibanese

June 2, 2009
The Liberal Media is trying to blame Papa Bear for the death of a Kansas abortion doctor. They claim that Papa Bear did many things to incite hatred in the suspect for his victim. What are liberals saying Papa Bear did wrong? he called the doctor "Tiller the Killer" his producers stalked Kansas Governor Kathleen Sebelius and asked why she supported him he doesn't support their messiah, Obama

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