Jonah Goldberg

Jonah Goldberg is a conservative American commentator. He is the author of Liberal Fascism: The Totalitarian Temptation from Mussolini to Hillary Clinton, in which, by way of a "very serious, thoughtful, argument that has never been made in such detail or with such care," he proves that all Democrats are Nazis.

Other "very serious, thoughtful, arguments that have never been made in such detail or with such care" that Goldberg is associate with include:


 * Establishing that all those that don't support the Iraq War are treasonous and should be executed


 * Proving that those that disagree with his argument that all liberals are fascists should be imprisoned


 * Documenting that anyone who disagrees with Israeli foreign policy is an anti-semite


 * Explaining that only through complete and total submission to him and his ideas will trains ever run on time


 * Demonstrating that all women want to sleep with him despite the fact that none will actually speak to him