United States Presidential Election, 2008

The United States presidential election of 2008 will be held on November 4, 2008. Whichever presidential candidate receives the more favorable ruling from the suprime court will be the 44th President of the United States and sentenced to four years of an unappeasable country telling him how incompetent he is or is doing "such a disgraceful job and disservice to global peace, immigration reform and foreign oil dependency for generations to come." Blaba Blaba Blah.

In the past presidential elections of 2000 and 2004, both parties got a first hand view at how ill-informed, oblivious, and retarded the American people truly are. With democracy hanging by a thread hey did you happen to catch last night’s episode of 24? I caught the first part but I had to run to the store shortly after he sodomized his best friend and shot that little girl in the face. Yeah. You're right, bad time. I better get back to this whole "election" thing.