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=BP Slick Enters its First Month=


 * Well, at least I am not Tony Hayward --Mutopis 05:02, June 13, 2010 (UTC)
 * "Tell the liberals that oil baths do wonders for the feathers."--Pro-Lick 02:54, August 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * "I'm swimming in the black gold!" --nfries88 02:08 August 16, 2010 (UTC)

=Supreme Court Nominee Elena Kagan Goes To Washington= She's the one in the middle.



=President Hussein Obama Holds a Health Care Town Hall in Maryland=

=Veteran Reporter Helen Thomas Retires= Thomas took voluntary retirement after her personal view that "Israelies should get the hell out of Palestine" were publicized.



=Hotel Taiwan Demolished=


 * "DAMN PRICELINE AND DAMN YOU SHATNER!!!" --Mutopis 05:02, June 13, 2010 (UTC)

=Country Music Awards Open in Nashville= Shown here is Carrie Underwood




 * "FIRE! FIRE!! WHERE IS THAT FLOOD WHEN YOU NEED IT?!" --Mutopis 05:03, June 13, 2010 (UTC)
 * Further proof that Country and Western Music is sponsored by the Baby Satan... --Atenea del Sol 17:45, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

=BP CEO Tony Hayward Testifies Before the US Senate= ''To the left? A protestor. To the right? Tony.''



=Deepwater Horizon Just Keeps Leaking and Leaking=

=Argentina Pummels South Korea at the World Cup=

=Bill Gates Calls for Energy Efficiency=

"Hey don't get mad at me! All you fossil fuel guys DO look the same! Sue me!" --dan.carriero@yahoo.com 03:56, August 12, 2010 (UTC)
 * "I'm sorry, but I don't want to pay for a diesel generator to run my supercomputer that controls all the Windows computers."--Pro-Lick 14:25, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

=The US Army Turns 135=


 * BOO-yah! --Atenea del Sol 17:45, June 18, 2010 (UTC)
 * "Let's just get out of our clothes and roll around in the cake, then eat it off each other!"--Pro-Lick 14:29, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

=Oil Slick Spotted of Perdido Key, Florida=
 * When we let dolphins and sea turtles use the ocean, they just poop all over it.--Pro-Lick 19:01, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

=Obama Talks to Nurses About Healthcare=

=Deepwater Horizon Spill Still Going Strong= Shown here is a controlled burnoff of oil and gas on the gulf surface near the now-defunct rig.



=US Open at Pebble Beach= Japanese golfer Ryo Ishikawa with his ball in hand...



=G-20 and IMF World Summits= From left to right: IMF Director General Dominique Strauss-Khan, US Treasury Chief Tim Geithner, and the French Finance Minister.



=Obama and Biden Are Having a Good Time=


 * Now that Helen Thomas is gone, we can finally get someone hot to uncross their legs in the front row.--Pro-Lick 18:58, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

=Michelle Obama and Bill Clinton - What Are They Not Telling Us?=




 * "Oh, Bill. Is true what they say. Once you go Black you never go back, and you are more Blacker than Obama!" --Mutopis 20:11, June 25, 2010 (UTC)
 * "Bill, I hear you like it when people wipe their hands off on you."--Pro-Lick 14:32, August 12, 2010 (UTC)