Dave Chappelle

Dave Chappelle was the host of Comedy Central's most successful program before the arrival of the Colbert Report.

Chappelle, who's gone crazy, it can only be assumed received the premonitions of a powerful psychic (such as Pat Robertson) who warned him of his inevitable upstagement by the Report, forcing him to flee to South Africa.

Chappelle starred in Half Baked, a marijuana movie featuring Jon Stewarts greatest role.

Chappelle does not like white people.