Irena Briganti

Irena Briganti


Irena Briganti, FOX News PR spokesperson, prognosticator and brush-off specialist, has been attacking the TV personalities of other networks on behalf of FOX and Bill O’Reilly for many years. It is not know for exactly how many years, because she has only recently stopped speaking anonymously, and begun openly proclaiming her American hero and pit bull status for FOX News Channel.

First hired in June 1996 as a media take-a-hike coordinator, she was then promoted to senior director, media go-to-hell relations, then vice president, media f*ck-off relations for Fox News in April 2005. This true American patriot must be president of media eat-sh*t-and-die relations by now. Specifics on Irena are nearly impossible to find, so it’s hard to guess what title they’ve given her now. What’s not hard to guess, is what position she must have been in, over and over again, that precipitated her meteoric rise through and above the ranks of her male counterparts at FOX.

Her witty putdowns have earned her a Tip of the Hat from Stephen Colbert, but that is only because she has not yet wished him well or otherwise adversely prognosticated on his bright future. The Baby Jesus would be ever so sad if Ms. Briganti ever thought to do so.

Records of her employment history at FOX are spotty at best. Only a few old pictures of her have been found.



Irena Briganti Factoids

 * Irena has given the big flipping bird to the likes of Keith Olbermann, Tim Russert, George Clooney, Anderson Cooper, Larry King, Sandy Berger, Ted Turner, Christiane Amanpour, and some unimportant columnists, all of them America-hating Commies! The careers of all of these persons has crashed and burned just as Ms. Briganti prophesied.


 * Irena Briganti is unrepentant about wishing Anna Nicole Smith well on February 7th, 2007.


 * Based on the quantity of information and photos available about Irena Briganti, it is entirely possible that she is actually the alter-ego of Bill O’Reilly.