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What is the best way for America to wish Dr. Colbert a Happy Birthday? for threatening to secede, Texas has to rename itself Colbertxas put his face on the $20 bill make him Surgeon General already! henceforth all first-born males must be named "Stephen"; all first-born females be named "Stephanie" allow him to go after the Somali pirates and let him keep all the booty open up a Subway Sandwich Shop in Braddock, Pennsylvania in his honor Soledad O'Brien must appear as a guest on The Report