Lord of the Rings

The Lord of the Rings is a movie using people with British and un-American accents. Also, the movie was filmed in New Zealand. This would normally make it un-American, but since the movie plot is anti-Hillary Clinton, this movie is alright.

Movie Plot
The plot of the movie is when Frodo Baggins (played by Hillary Clinton) decides to leave the shire to search for the Ring of Power (obviously symbolizing the Presidency of the USA). When Frodo gets a hold on the ring and is about to drop it into the fire of Mordor, the ring corrups Frodo and he wears it. He goes mad with power and he destroyes all of the world. This obviously symbolizes what will happen to America if Hillary Clinton is elected President of the United States.

A Common Misunderstanding
Many people believ that Legolas Greenleaf, the attractive elf archer, is played by Orlando Bloom. Orlando Bloom was originally casted, but had to back out due to a paper cut. The person that really plays Legolas is Stephen Colbert. Any Stephen can easily make out his definingly handsome features in this movie.