The Jersey Devil

The Jersey Devil, A.K.A.: the Leeds Devil; Jim McGreevey; the reanimated corpse of Jimmy Hoffa; demoncrat; is a legendary creature said to inhabit the Pine Barrens in southern New Jersey. The creature is often described as a flying biped with hooves who strictly votes democratically. The Jersey Devil has infected every aspect of local government, even lending its name to an NHL team "The Jersey Nepotists".

Descriptions
Many different descriptions have been offered by alleged witnesses of the creature. While the descriptions vary, several aspects remain fairly constant, such as the creature having glowing red eyes that can paralyze a man, and that it utters a high-pitched, humanlike scream while it mounts its victim.

Origins
The Jersey Devil was created by a lack of faith in God, the theory of evolution, and six generations of inbreeding. Other possible theories are that New Jersey has drilled a hole to hell and that the Jersey Devil is just James Carville crawling back from his post Clinton career.

Encounters
In 1991, a pizza delivery driver in Edison, New Jersey described a night encounter with a white, horselike creature near a horse farm, while smoking a blunt.