Prostitution

Prostitution is when somebody pays someone else for sexually transmitted diseases. Usually a married man does this to get back at his wife for talking during the game or making his sandwich too slow. Prostitutes are themselves hollow and empty shells of human beings. If you ever see one you can spit on it, slap it, or beat off on it. Just remember that what you are doing is ok in the eyes of god. He hates those whores.