Slutty Flight Attendant



Slutty Flight Attendants (acronynym:SFA) (formerly known as Stewardesses) are Uberhot women who bring cold drinks, soft pillows, warm blankets, delectable packets of peanuts and joy to airline passengers. They are Real American Goddesses, adored by all and blessed by The Baby Jesus.

Not to be confused with Flight Attendants. Who are Gay, Obese, Ugly, Unamerican trained professionals skilled in making sure you don't get your requested extra pillow while the plane continues on its four hour holding pattern over a fogged in airport. They bring nothing but misery and make The Baby Jesus cry.

Who Can Become An SFA?

 * Uberhotties


 * Reasonbly hot chicks that have a desire to join The Mile High Club.

What Education Do SFAs Need?


Pole Dancing degree from The Learning Annex or other accredited institution.
 * The Elizabeth Berekely academy of pole-dancing offers a 20% discount the first Wednesday of each month for United employees. Seats and poles are limited -- apply now.

What Special Equipment Do SFAs Need?

 * Great flotation devices

How Much Money Do SFAs Make?
Hmmmm, can anybody source the annual income of the position of governor for Alaska?

Fun SFA Facts

 * Lufthansa Airlines has the hottest SFAs, because they are all Scandanavian.