Anal Retentive

The term "Anal Retentive" is used to describe different kind of terrorists and criminals. The act of retaining your anus is very common in most American prisons along with Abu Ghraib.

Anal Retentive And The Homeland
Persons retaining their anus are showing behavior that echoes the behavior of the terrorists. Being Anal Retentive is in the process of being legislated as an act of treason by Congress.

Acceptable Anal Retentive Behavior
When in the presence of gays, one should always be anal retentive. Also, when in prison when wrongly accused (See: Jack Abramoff one should be sure to be especially anal retentive.