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Screengrab of Dr. Colbert sharing his recipe for those commandos who insist on eating their salad bareback. You know it's safe because e. coli cannot survive a bath in Stephen's deep-fat fryer and you know it's healthy because it's salad (1 of 2), "The Colbert Report", September 20, 2007.