Astrology

Astrology, the study of weird pictures of naked people formed by stars (lame scientist porno), is not as truthy as one may think. Those little astrowhatever people need a real job, as they ignore their gut and go straight to what those stars and planets, which are influenced by the baby satan, say.

Please find a better way to predict futures, like the internets (as in this site), or inhaling smoke from an unknown substance.