User:The Sceptor of Justice

This story is all based around truthiness, which of course was created by the Great Stephen Colbert may the light of truth shine upon his name and deliver swift justice to non-believers. So please bear with us as we spread the truthiness of this story, which probably makes no sense to most of you, in the name of Stephen Colbert himself, may the light of truth shine upon his name and deliver swift justice to non-believers.

Tennis is a great sport played all over the world. We all know who invented the game Stephen Colbert, may the light shine upon his name and deliver swift justice to non-believers with the help of A duo unknown to most but treasured by those they do Craig Smith and Donald MacDougall. We also know that the origin of the tennis ball and racket was invented by Stephen Colbert, may the light of truth shine upon his name and deliver swift justice to non-believers, as I'm sure we all know.

It had been played for a long time then was scorned by the awful event that changed the game forever. It was when the one know as "Child Puncher Simon" appeared on the scene. We all thought he was a great guy till one day he turned evil and beat down a little kid and tried to use truthiness to cover it up, and in doing so tainted the word itself with evil. He then became mad with power and tried to take over tennis as we know it. Unfortunately for him Stephen Colbert, may the light of truth shine upon his name and deliver swift justice to non-believers, would not stand for it.

Soon contacted by Stephen Colbert, may the light of truth shine upon his name and deliver swift justice to non-believers, Craig and Donald were soon on the scene to fight back, but it was futile. So they called in the big guns. They had the great Wendel Clark, A former Toronto Maple leafs captain, and He-Man, A cartoon hero who's evil nemesis was skeletor (who was known to come in contact with evil Simon), help combat the evil Simon and wrestled the power of truthiness from his hands.

Then from the heavens dropped the great power chart dipped in the fountains of truthiness in the heavens themselves. The power chart soon untainted the evil from truthiness and all was good with the world. People followed their ranking, which was ordered by the power chart, and kept people in line.

Order has now shifted and has become unbalanced. Soon chaos will form like when the Child Puncher Simon was running about punching children. The only way to conserve order is to put in Mark Sturmy, a fan of Stephen Colbert, may the light of truth shine upon his name and deliver swift justice to non-believers, on to the power chart to save the society from annihilation. For surely there will one day be a site like this one that we will have a biography of a dead and decayed tennis once known as a sport.

As a strong supporter of tennis and it's creators this cannot happen and will not, if only Mark Sturmy is promoted to the power chart to spread the truthiness of it. So put him on the Power charts for the love of hat wearing fascists everywhere and Stephen Colbert, may the light of truth shine upon his name and deliver swift justice to non-believers.