Lightsaber

The Lightsaber is an object used primarily as a defensive weapon by noble beings throughout the galaxy to both defend and attack. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster, it's been called elegant weapon, for a more civilized time (most likely referring to the 50's, when gay people were virtually non existant).

Lightsabers should not be confused with vibrators which are similar looking objects used primarly to give Bill O'Reilly anal pleasure.