The Draft

The Draft will be a current flow of cool air that Rep. Charlie Rangell of New York vows to bring to the steamy and stuffy House of Representatives next year. Hopefully it will cool America off for a little while, it's hot. That is great news for our nation's Godfearing Conservatives. Conservatives will be priority. After all, What better way can our good Red Blooded American Conservatives show their support to our Great Troops by taking their place. It's the least they can do other than say "Support Our Troops" and wave their nice little Flags. Jesus will love you for it, I promise and may you enter into Heaven Amen. Sorry you godless hellbound Liberals, Jesus only wants people who fear him to fight in wars only, not people who Hurt The Baby Jesus and make him cry.