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=Mexican Government Sends Troops To Restore Order In Ciudad Juárez=
 * "We're all just trying to get a snort of that good stuff..."
 * 998 of the 1,000 Mexican federal troops sent to Cuidad Juarez exit their vehicles trying to figure out what's blocking traffic.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 19:42, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

=Ahmadenijad Greets His Fans=



"THERE HE IS!! GET HIM!! GET HIM NOW!! Dammit, where the HELL is my Gloch?" --DorkVader 16:50, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

=President And First Lady Hussein Obama Celebrate Ted Kennedy's Birthday=

"Oh God, that's funny! Uh, barry, dear, why is this old man grabbing my ass?" --DorkVader 16:53, 12 March 2009 (UTC)
 * Because he's a Kennedy Dear. --Grazon 07:39, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

=Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia Speaks At Private Los Angeles Gentleman's Club=


 * "Uh, yeah, excuse me, hi. Um, when do the girls show up? And does anyone know where I can change a fifty into singles?" --DorkVader 16:51, 12 March 2009 (UTC)
 * "Heil Schnitzel!" --Atenea del Sol 05:13, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

=North America's First Female Ship's Captain, Molly Kool, Passes=


 * Bring me that horizon! --Atenea del Sol 05:16, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

=Study Finds Mass Transit Use Increased In US In 2008=


 * Looks like transit mass increased in 2008 as well.... --Atenea del Sol 05:15, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

=NASA Launches Spacecraft To Look For Earth-Like Planets=


 * ...and pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'cause there's bugger-all down here on Earth! --Atenea del Sol 14:22, 12 March 2009 (UTC)


 * "IF there is truly "intelligent life" out there, let us hope they have been "Intelligently Design" --Mutopis 02:56, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

=Orthodox Jews Gather to Celebrate Purim in Jerusalem=


 * Jerusalem's "Furry Hat & Gesture Society" begins its annual meeting.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 03:28, 13 March 2009 (UTC)


 * So......when do they play Bohemian Rhapsody? --DorkVader 16:54, 13 March 2009 (UTC)


 * "Oi! Someone promised me there would be free bagels!!" --Mutopis 02:56, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

=President Hussein Obama Attends Business Roundtable=


 * "Nice to meet you, Mr. 'President.' Just don't forget who runs things, ya hear?"--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 04:49, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

=First Lady Hussein Obama Visits Military Base=


 * "And Mrs. Hussein Obama ... these are white people."--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 04:47, 14 March 2009 (UTC)