Terry Jones

Terry Jones is a man of God and famous Koran burner.

Jones Ignites World War V
In the beginning pastor Jones tried to save America from the mooslim threat by burning the Koran, but those leftist godless democrats threatened him to stop burning their un-holy book. So Pastor Jones decided to secretly burn the Koran when no one was looking! Many witnesses say that after burning this evil book God came down in all his glory and punched Pastor Jones in the face and told him to burn more books and [ http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/05/opinion/05iht-edcohen05.html set the whole Earth on fire], thus igniting World War V.