Wigfield (town)

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Wigfield, West Virginia is a small American town like so many small towns in the heart of America. Wigfield stands poised on the edge of destruction, threatened by the government's efforts to tear down the Alfonse T. Bulkwater Memorial Dam, haunted by the the knowledge that the only thing standing between the town and the destruction of which this sentence spoke earlier is said dam of which this sentence also earlier said spoke.

Wigfield is (un)known for its many strip clubs, used auto parts dealers, and toxic waste run-off ditches.

=Prominent Wigfieldians=