Aaron Schock

April 15, 2009 Knowing

 * Illinois 18th
 * state capitol, Springfield
 * 4-year term, 20 year sentence


 * only home Lincoln ever owned


 * Peoria
 * mass production
 * residents are children of syphillitic booze-hound


 * home of Caterpillar


 * has lincoln logs big enough
 * Aaron Schock, republican


 * sat down with him before his mother called him in to dinner
 * doesn't know what the Fightin' 18th is
 * 20 districts


 * youngest member of congress
 * no hazing process
 * no spanking machine
 * no nicknames




 * TMZ says he has six-pack abs


 * believes Stephen is obsessed with his abs
 * there is chemistry, but they vow to be professional


 * has no reason to believe Obama wasn't a citizen


 * Dr. Colbert doesn't want to bring it up
 * he denies it


 * he's the new face of the republican party
 * what he's doing to make sure Obama fails
 * if Obama succeeds, proves socialism works


 * did not vote for stim bill
 * won't take dirty money


 * pro-Stimulus for Illinois


 * pro-Life
 * pro-gun


 * he is courage to swim against the tide
 * protects the unborn


 * fetuses with guns


 * by definition fetuses are alive
 * and can bear arms


 * took the time to schock and awe