War on Norrisism

People, it's time to decide, Norris or Colbert. A line has been drawn in the sand. Are you a True American Hero, ready to join the March of Truthiness, or are you a coward, siding with some lame Texas Ranger? If you've chosen Norris, go play in traffic, or over here with your french buddies. But if you've got the balls to stick with Colbert, wikiality.com welcomes you to the Colbert Nation!

It's easy to become a footsoldier in the War on Norrisism. All you need to do is find a page with a reference to Chuck Norris and edit it out. Kick down every door, search every spider-hole, lift every burqa, for you never know where Chuck Norris may be hiding. And while you're at it, you might as well eliminate any other references to the Axis of Evil: Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer and Ste v en Colbert (that little coat-tail riding bastard).

In fact, I'll even make it easy for you: Click Me!

Off limits are the Chuck Norris page and subpages, sorry, they are a valuable source of military intelligence. Oh, and don't get all clever and ironical and edit this page either; cleverness cannot be trusted and irony is well, DEAD TO US!

Once you have successfully countered Chuck Norris 's impotent Roundhouse of Doom with your own Haymaker of Truth™, apply here for a confirmed kill by posting your user name on this page. You will be awarded with a shiny new badge on your userpage and be guaranteed 72 Virgins in Heaven.

Confirmed Kills & Footsoldiers

 * De-Norrised God --MC Esteban 17:23, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
 * De-Norrised Jedi --Aaronak 17:41, 24 March 2007 (UTC)