User:Chivesontheweb

Excuse me, sir, what do you think you are doing?

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Oh. I see. Ma'am, what are you doing here? Nobody is allowed back here without special permission and a prior notification. Unless you have a meeting with Mr. Chives I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

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Nope.

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I don't believe you.

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Fine. I'll check Mr. Chives schedule. Let's see...

7:15am

Meeting with Bill Gates to finalize "Windows Vista" operating system for toasters

9:00am

Return Stephen Colbert's phone calls in regards to "Stephen Colbert's Gamer Friend"

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No, I do not see your name. Wait, what is your name?

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Oh, yes. It's right her, underneath "Meet with the Greatest President Ever". It seems Mr. Chives has been waiting. Right this way.