U2

U2 is a band of Irish Leprochauns who have been spreading their message of communist gold sharing for years in God's United States and abroad. Their ringleader, Bono has been on several "good will" missions to "impoverished" nations world-wide. Dr. Colbert strongly disapproves of Bono's international peace crusade as it may interfere with the imminent Biblical Apocalypse. Also, Bono's message is in defiance of Dr. Colbert's Bootstrap Theory which has been proven by several years of research at Jerry Falwell's Liberty University.