Daily Poll/Archive/April 2008

April 2, 2008
What can even the liberals learn from the legal expertise of John Yoo and President Bush? Bill Clinton has balls, but no gut. If Bill Clinton's brains weren't between his legs, he'd have declared BJs legal. If Clinton's brains weren't between his legs, adultery would be executive privilege. If Bill wasn't a sodomite, Monica would have been an enemy combatant undergoing harsh interrogation.
 * Points: President Bush Knew of and Approved Torture
 * Truths: torture, The Greatest President - EVER!, balls, John Yoo, Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky

April 1, 2008
Today is April Fools day. What does that mean? Liberals make sense. Stephen Colbert will fool liberals into thinking they're it-getters. Canadians are not fools for a day. The liberal media will correctly report troop deaths in Iraq for 1 day.
 * Points: none
 * Truths: truthiness, Liberals, it getters, Canada, The Liberal Media