Bollywood

Bollywood is India's Hollywood. However, there similarities stop there. While Hollywood is full of Liberals and Jews, Bollywood is over-run with Conservatives. Hollywood actively promotes its pro-gay agenda and attempts to make flaming homosexuals out of all of us. On the other hand, if two guys even look at each other funny in a Bollywood movie, the Hindu conservative activists burn down every cinema in Mumbai.

$$Hollywood Movie + DeGayFication = Bollywood Movie$$

It is a well known fact that Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA knows more about Bollywood then most Indians - "Congratulations Mr. Khan. You are truly the Dilip Kumar to Amitabh's Raj Kapur". On that note, it should also be pointed out that Dr. Colbert is the only American who takes the effort to properly pronounce Indian names. He should give himself a tip of his own hat for that.