Whitaker's Christmas Tree Farm

 When you think "White Christmas," think "Whittaker's!"



Whittaker's Christmas Tree Farm is a wholesome, American corporation located in Grapeland, Texas!

They're known for their friendly customer service and wide variety of trees!

Whittaker's is featured by the Great State of Texas' Department of Agriculture's "Pick Texas Choose and Cut Christmas Trees" and proudly does not associate with The Texas Christmas Tree Growers Association (they're too liberal!)

Directions

 * take highway 287 to the 531 Loop exit, heading due north, go west on Maple, head back north on Main Street til you hit Route 2, then follow the flaming crosses!


 * There's plenty of parking in the front, with a special colored-folk entrance in the back for your convenience!

Prices



 * Whittaker's specializes in Leyland Pines, prices start at $20 for a five footer and go up to as much as $50 for a ten footer.


 * bring in a healthy pickaninny and we'll give you our specially designed t-shirt (at right) for free (nothing under XXXL)!

Hours
Whittaker's is open seven days a week, 8:30 a.m. until dark (can't let those darkies wander around the lot when you can't see 'em!)

 Whittaker's, the pride of Texas!