Jew Gold

General Definition
Jew Gold is a term for what Hebrews wear around their neck, which happens to be a pouch of gold. This pouch of gold is given to them at birth, and seems to increase their greed. If you take away a Jew's gold, they will die within the hour from lackofmoneyitis.

Magic
Jew gold contains a sort of magic element. Only Eric Cartman, and other Jews know the real power of Jew gold.

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