Demona



Demona is one of the America's greatest threats. A satanic creature known as a gargoyle. A sorceress defying God's word... read the Bible! Thanks to a pact with a demon, she can disguise herself as a human being, and she chose a French identity. She is also a known terrorist, who has repeatedly tried to commit genocide on the American race. She may or may not have ties to bears, but my gut says she does.

Past Crimes
Demona is responsible for numerous betrays and atrocities spanning the past ten centuries across Europe, but we don't care about that. Let's talk about what she has done since she came to America to kill us all.

Demona is responsible for awakening even more of her nightmarish kind and unleashing them upon the fair city of Manhattan. She has dabbled in magic on American soil, bringing Satan's power here. Why, she even turned everyone in Manhattan to stone, and massacred a whole bunch of honest, hard working Americans. No liberals were killed though, as they don't watch television, because they are too busy hanging out in coffee shops hating America.

Thankfully, Demona has been opposed at every turn by David Xanatos. Xanatos is one of our nation's unsung heroes. Corporate tycoon, and he doesn't vote Democrat. But, he'll need a haircut before he gets a Tip of the Hat

Knowing she'd need to fight fire with fire, Demona founded a corporation in our enemy nation, France and brought it here. She is a crafty one.

I have it on good authority that Demona is using her corporation to supply terrorists with weapons of mass destruction

Demona Trivia

 * While her human persona is French, she donates money to the Democrats.
 * Is close friends with Hillary Clinton
 * Has been declared a coward because she refuses to come on The Colbert Report
 * Only wants people to think she's a fictional cartoon character.
 * Has participated in the creation of clones. She has also dated one.
 * Is rumored to be dating the Colbear.
 * Demona has gone on record to say that she hates the troops.
 * Was married to John Kerry.
 * She reads books and does not believe in truthiness.
 * Has said "Paris belongs to me."
 * Owns land in Canada and allows bears safe haven there.
 * Rumors of incestuous and lesbian relationships