The New Hollywood

For far too long America's Youth and foreigners have learned about America and Americans from Old Hollywood.

The values of the Jews and liberals have twisted what had started out as a Chritsian nation into a drug-taking, baby-killing, Arabic-translating, latte-drinking, Volvo-driving non-stop homosexual orgy.

Which couldn't be further from the truth.

America is much better than that, and The Greatest Administration Ever could tolerate the lies no futher. After 9/11 the world changed, and The Greatest President Ever demanded that Old Hollywood straighten up.

He sent an envoy to hold meetings with the studio heads, to see if any of them could use their positions of power to make movies that were more uplifting, more religious and which reflected America's real values.

And New Hollywood was born.