Brian Lamb

Brian Lamb (born during the Great Depression) is not a friend of Dr. Stephen Colbert. He is the CEO of C-Span. He makes The Baby Jesus cry by allowing godless, The Baby Jesus hating democrats to call in on his show. Dr. Stephen Colbert has told Brian to only have his phonelines open to Conservative Right Wing Republicans, the Real Americans. Stephen says they are the only people who matter in America and is deeply sadden that Brian has allowed his phonelines to be infested and ruined with hellbound Democrats and Atheist Independents. Brian will burn in hell for that, Amen.