Rudy 9iu11iani



Former mayor of New York City, now America's Mayor and the God's Invisible Hand of Love and Guidance during September 11, 2001. Although he is a Republican, he is not a real Catholic (for a real one see Samuel Alito), does not therefore have Truthiness and would not be a suitable Presidential candidate.



Although he did a fine job by ridding New York of rats, he brought in some bears.