Nickelback

Nickelback is a band of pot-smoking hippies that plan to take over the American air-waves. They're are a part of the great Canadian Conspiracy and hope to one day infuse the minds of all Americans with their anti-war based lyrics. Would you expect any less from a bunch of Draft Dodgers. This mind-control has a side effect of making people bald, so if you listen to Nickelback (which is very anti-american) be prepared to wear a hat, commie.

Style
Their style is very un-original since every one of their songs is set in the same key as the Canadian national anthem. This also explains why all their songs sound the same. Also their beer-drinking is appealing with the southern states, which is the only reason why they're so popular.