William Wallace

Sometime in Europe, whilst the Catholic Church was trying to rid the world of heretics, bears and liberls, one man amongst the many savages stood up for freedom. Unfortunately, these savages could not understand freedom so handed him over to the English whom had heard of the word from Stephen Colbert's great great great great great great great great ..... grandfather. The English, after much tea drinking, and yellow-teeth staining concluded that freedom was a "disease", best cured if the one seeking it were to be executed, then quartered and what left of him, hanged. For this unholy of unholy conclusions, the english were excommunicated by the one true faith.