Wikinazi



Yes,we all know the type. The hot headed Mod or Admin that blocks users just for "editing" the "facts". So what if we want to change reality to make it more suitable for us. If I choose to believe that the elephant population has tripled in the past ten years, that's my choice. If I choose to believe that kitchen sinks are actually portals to the bears underground lairs, that's just fine.

But no, these WikiNazi's want the so-called "truth". They want their "facts" and "information". Well you know what, they need some "GUT". That's right Gut. That's where the real truth comes from, not books, or the internets. Cause, it dosent take much guts to ban a user on Wikipedia over the internets. To "block" their IP. I say, if you really dont want me there making the world a better place come over to my house and MAKE me stop. Go outside and cut my cables. If not, you just hiding behind your LED screens somewhere in California's 50th telling me I'm wrong. And let's face it, if your in California's 50th, how can you possible know whats wrong? You never even existed.

Specific WikiNazis
DragonFlySixtySeven - Role: Admin - Yes my friends, this is one evil communist. He bans ANYONE with a colbert fan name on sight. He doesnt even wait for you to make one reality adjustment. Apparently he hates himself SO MUCH, that he cant stand to see us make the world better. For shame...

How to Fight Back!
So, how do we combat the new-age factanistas? Well there are multible ways:

1. Unblock yourself. - Yes, apparently this accually works. Just edit your talk page asking in the proper format to be unblocked and then you will get the option to accually unblock yourself. No the page clearly states that "You should NOT unblock yourself". Woop-de-doo. What are they gonna do? Block you?

2. Email the Admins - Just continuously flood them with reasons that you are right and they are wrong. Dont forget to throw in how much smarter and good looking you are than them. They will eventually see how right you are.

More Info
--ColbertNationEditor 16:58, 30 January 2007 (UTC)ColbertNationEditor