Combos

Combos are a temptingly delicious, sinful food. Stephen Colbert himself was once tempted to purchase this unnatural hybrid of pizza and pretzel that makes the angels weep. Fortunately, thanks to the efforts of Mastermedia International, Stephen was infused by that day with the Power of Prayer. With God's help, he was able to thwart the evil snack-craving, and instead choose the more holy treat, the Three Musketeers Candy Bar.

Hallelujah.