Paul Revere

Paul Revere
Paul Revere was a craftsman and silversmith from the Boston area best known for saving the Great Nation of the United States from the invading army of savage British soldiers wearing tights and wielding tennis rackets, croquet mallets and crumpets. He singly handedly saved Americans from the humiliation of having to ask for assistance in re-claiming two small rocks off the coast of Argentina and being the country to hand over Taiwan to the Chinese.

A little known distinction of Paul Revere's Midnight Ride to warn of the invading tea-sippers of dubious sexual orientation is the first known use of the f-word and a common saying. This occurred when, as he awoke the first man with the cry, "The red-coats are coming!" the man shouted back from his window, "F--- you, AND the horse you rode in on!"