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=Archives= The last three archives:
 * Archive #137
 * Archive #138
 * Archive #139

=Five Blackwater Mercenaries Formally Charged With Manslaughter=
 * "You have to understand, it was an act of self-defense!! Those arabs scares the bejesus our of me!" --Mutopis 24:16, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

=Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich Is Arrested On Corruption Charges=
 * Animal Control has finally captured an escaped beaver, it was found to be attached to a jag-off (for the sake of the children and the beaver they decided to cover the jag-off) --Mutopis 24:10, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

=Traffic Waits As Chickens Cross Road=
 * Chicken: *sight* I am not going to hear the end of this, arent I?... --Mutopis 1:53, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

=Protesters Hold General Strike In Greek Capital=
 * You and what army?!--Mutopis 1:53, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

=Tons Of Wastepaper Sit In Warehouses=


 * President's Bush unread documents, many of them are labeled "Urgent: Bin Ladin Determined to Strike in US 2001", "Urgent: America may face financial crisis 2007" "Urgent: Levies in America may not be up to standards 2004" and many more. He promised he will read them as soon as possible. --Mutopis 9:55, 11 December 2008 (UTC)


 * The legendary Newspaper Cemetery, where unread papers come to die out of shame. --Mutopis 10:16, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

=Philanthropist Develops Individual Mobile Shelter For Homeless=


 * Stockbrokers are wily creatures. This one has been forced to live outside his natural habitat - let's see what he does... CRIKEY!  It's Hedge-fund fraud!  Atenea del Sol 16:49, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

=Snow Falls In New Orleans=
 * Mother Nature doesnt care about black people --Mutopis 21:20, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

=Ice Storm Hits Northeast=
 * Well at least I'm employed. --Grazon 03:26, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Ever Makes Surprise Visit To Baghdad=
 * "Dont worry Mr. President, in our culture throwing a shoe is a sign of respect... oh, and if you see a person with a cart full of manure that is just the welcoming committee..." --Mutopis 15:40, 14 December 2008 (UTC)


 * Secret Service will take a bullet for him, but no way in hell they will take a shoe, God knows what did the guy step on it --Mutopis 16:04, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

=Letterman Band Leader Paul Shaffer Awarded By Canadians=
 * Canada welcomes their new Alien overlord --Mutopis 16:04, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

=Storm System Moves Over Southern California= This is a file photo.


 * After prop 8 passed, strange clouds started to creep over California --Mutopis 12:49, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

=Protesters March In Russia=
 * Vladimir Putin promised these young men free waffles, yet for some reason they refused... --Mutopis 24:10, 17 December 2008 (UTC)

=Reverend Delivers Eulogy For 1950's Pinup Icon Bettie Page=
 * Reverend: “What can I say… in those days, she made many young awkward teenagers like me into men. I remember that summer when I saw her plastered in my wall and I thought to myself, “Well I am home alone, I have baby lotion, lots of tissue paper…” --Mutopis 24:05, 17 December 2008 (UTC)

=Code Pink Protests Outside White House=

=Scientists Test Animals' Sense Of Fairness=
 * Man's best friend Dogs learn the value of the free-market. --Mutopis 16:08, 17 December 2008 (UTC)