Dallas Cowboys

Also known as the Knights Templar, the Dallas Cowboys are an eternal force of Freedom, fight through space and time for Our Lord, Jesus Christ.

Known Facts
The Dallas Cowboys...
 * ...were sent here by God, to do his loving work.
 * ...were the basis for the syndicated television shows the A-Team, Voltron, MIssion: Impossible, and Three's Company.
 * ...have always had the same lineup ever since they were created by the Baby Jesus. Every few years a handfull of members change their names and faces to kee our minds from blowing over their immortality.
 * ...were responsible for the ending of WWII, the Cold War, our secret victory in the Vietnam War, and are expected to take over as the new Iraqi Government by the year 2012.