Jetpack

Jetpack (noun)
 * 1. a futuristic device that allows one to soar skyward

Stephen used the term Jetpack as {{The Wørd]] on the December 15, 2005 edition of The Colbert Report. It formed the central thesis of his end of year message and outlined his hopes for 2006: a continuous rise in President Bush's approval ratings to 122%, the expiration of certain restraining orders, and the coming of the Rapture. Oh and to maybe lose a few pounds.