Think Tank

A think tank is a group of liberals who get together to "think:" of new ways to hate America. Republicans do not engage in this kind of behavior; they neither hate America nor think.

Origins
Think tank started when liberals realized their policies were destroying America's moral fiber. FDR, the father of modern-day liberalism, created hundreds of think tanks to foist liberal ideas onto God-fearing, America-loving, Love America First, Red-Blooded Americans.

Back in the early part of the 20th Century, B.C., Americans were celebrating the peace and prosperity that only effiicient, compassionate Republican policies could create and maintain. These policies allowed Republicans to lead and conttrol every level of government, thus shutting out liberals at every level of government in America.

A young FDR knew he could never be elected dog-catcher, so he exploited American's natural compassion by using a wheelchair, even though he never needed one. Americans were sympathetic to FDR, believing he was a gimp and elected him president.

Once elected, FDR had to hide his lack of experience in any elected office (President was the very first office he ever held, elected or otherwise). FDR gave jobs in America's government to all his liberal elite friends from the liberal Ivy-League colleges. He called them: his "think tanks".

The first consequence of FDR's "think tanks" was to instantly bankrupt the country, sending it spirallying into an economic depression. The Great American Republican, J.P. Morgan, and The Greatest President's grandfather, Prescott Bush were horrified at the situation FDR put their beloved country in and decided to act fast before FDR sold the country to Soviet Russia, and making every American a Communist.

The first thing Morgan and Bush did was get a hold of their good friend, Kaiser Karl Rover von Fassbinder, a recent immigrant from Germany who had predicted the entire scenario a few years before.