User:Esteban Colberto/User:Esteban Colberto (character)

This page isn't about me, Esteban Colberto, Admin of wikiality.com, but about Esteban Colberto, Real Life Stooge. I am but a tool, forced to attend a university run by the super un-secret liberal cabal which has a stranglehold on higher education. Don't worry, I don't read the books, but rather bang them into my head repeatedly. I call this learning by osmosis. When this does't work, I cheat.

If you want to call me, try (212) BIG-GUNZ.