Nick Mason

Nick Mason was the drummer of Pink Floyd from 1900-2008 and the only member of the band who didn't get his ass kicked out because he was being a total prick. As the Forrest Gump of musicians everywhere, despite having played the exact same beat for every single song on all 14 albums, nobody really seemed to care because he was so nice.

As of 2008, his net worth is estimated at 55 million Euros, which basically proves you can make a shitton of money by being a retard.



Hobbies

 * Hotwheels
 * Nintendo Wii (for dummies)
 * Writing books on stuff he watched happen
 * Acting chill like the rest of the Pink Floyd even though he's just the stupid-chill type
 * Watching reruns of the Flintstones
 * Pooping at the bus station
 * Amazing himself with his uncanny ability to recall the names of the members of the band Pink Floyd
 * Playing tummy sticks with Richard Wright
 * Other stuff where you smile and do basically nothing

Other Stuff
Forrest Gump can play the drums almost as good as Nick Mason, but could never have written something as good as The Grand Vizier's Garden Party; no fucking way.