User:Shizzcrizz707

Born a poor black child (or so he was told) on the banks of the Mississippi, shizzcrizz707 is dedicated to all that is truthy (and therefore, all that is truthiness). Having recently joined the ranks of Wikiality, he has sworn to protect the foundation of truthiness on the Bill of Rights.

Early Life
Shizzcrizz707 was a weak child, until he drank the tears of a gracious Ronald Reagan. There is nothing more to be said.

Later Life
Shizzcrizz707 will be struck dead by an asteriod at the age of 72. It was foreseen by Nostradamus.