Moral fiber

Moral Fiber

Moral Fiber is what makes our country regular. Moral Fiber is the Metamucil America takes with her meals (wars, proverty, debt, gay marriage debate, and so on). America isn't as young and beautiful as she used to be and needs moral fiber for proper regularity. Sadly, America is lacking moral fiber in her diet and Amercia hasn't had a regular bowel movement in a very long time. Activist judges,Liberals, ACLU, and Al Franken wants to keep America constipated. Our Great President, George W. Bush vows to add the moral fiber back into her diet. Let us pray that our Great President, George W. Bush doesn't have a heavy-hand and add too much fiber back into her diet. America doesn't want loose bowels. Not a good thing.

People Who Love To Serve Moral Fiber To America

 * Pat Robertson


 * George W. Bush (Get's his Moral Fiber directly from Jesus himself, no middleman here)


 * Dr. James Dobson


 * John Hagee


 * Jerry Falwell


 * Fred Phelps


 * Roy Moore (Got Booted From Alabama Supreme Court for just trying to serve some moral fiber)


 * Alan Keyes


 * Rick Santorum


 * Hilary Clinton (well whenever there is a camera around and she wants to appeal to the center/right)