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Shocking News!!! Terrorist Planned to Attack US
 Homeland Security Alert Level: Red 

'''The Godforsaken States of Islamofacist America. March 9, 2009''' - Nation!!! Shocking News!!! A terrorist agent, named Santino Mohammed Bananas, was planning to attack American citizens!! But thankfully Real Americans were able to capture him and incarcerate him before it was too late… no thanks to Obama™… you see, the hippie bear loving liberals have a thing against incarceration of un-americans terrorists… But the Department of Homeland Security believes have enough evidence to incarcerate him forever to get him a fair trial and send him to prison according with the terms of our Nation because the mooslim one says so… *sight*… anyway a victory is a victory…

“We believe that the terrorist was stockpiling WMDs to use against America and other western nations,” claimed a DHS agent. According with DHS agents they believe the terrorist had some help so they tried to torture him interrogate him, but ever since we have That One as our president we are not allowed to torture anymore interrogate and instead “we must ask nicely”… which is clearly difficult because the terrorist started to hurdle his feces and pee on the agent when he was interrogating him… “sometimes I miss the Real President…” claimed the DHS agent…

…As you can see America, we are not safe under the mooslim administration, this is not the first time we had a terrorist attack… just a couple of days ago we experienced the horrors of terrorism. We suspect that terrorist agent, Travis Admadinnerjihadtallymebanana may had connections with Obama™

Clearly… we are not safe!

mooslim economy a failure
GOP demands answers

'''The Real America. March 8, 2009''' - Nation, the mooslim leader is destroying America!! So far he has done nothing to fix America’s economy!! While Real Americans are suffering, we just learned that Obama’s lackey, Timothy Geithner, spends his days lasing around, rather than working!! He spent six hours playing video games rather than to bother on spending his precious time in fixing the economy!! For shame!!!

Why hasn’t Timothy Geithner done anything to fix our America? Because he hates America!!! The reason that he didn’t paid taxes before, it wasn’t because of a mistake or an attempt to evade taxes… he just hates America!!

Nation. This is a very shameful thing, we must do our best to sabotage Obama’s™ attempt to fix our economy rescue America!!

But I have some good news!! First we were able to stop Terrorists from entering America!!! We DID IT!!

Not only that, but I heard that the GOP were able to stop the hippie bear-loving liberals from robbing America’s money! Now we should be able to implement Real solutions to save our economy!! We DID IT!!!!

I am so excited with the GOP’s plan to solve our economy, is so simple and so easy that even a bear can do it… but bears are commies so they wont do it:


 * 1. Freeze spending


 * 2. ????


 * 3. America’s Economy is Saved!!!

There, the GOP saved America… again!

SHOCKING NEWS: OBAMA IS NOT AMERICAN!!!
Rush Limbaugh: I always knew…

'''The Patriotic Super States of Real America!! USA!! USA!! March 7, 2009''' - Nation, I have some great news!!! I have privilege information that the Supreme Court will overturn the election and instead throw a new election!!! I have never been so proud of my town… you see Real American Hero and Attorney John Hemenway of Colorado Springs, Colorado decided to take the case against the mooslim terrorists!! He believes he has actual evidence that could overturn this whole mess!!!! I haven’t heard much from the case, but I was told the Judge was shock and angry!!! I bet the Judge was angry because he was fooled like the rest of America… Can’t wait for the results!!

About time we deal with the mooslim problem… as you know the mooslim leader popularity has plummeted to the lowest number… probably in the negatives. And rumor has it he has been negotiating with terrorists…

So it is time to oust him and bring back the GOP in power!!! hold new elections, but I think that would be a waste of time… we know who will be the new president… of course Rush Limbaugh, The Glorious GOP Chairman should be the new President!!!

A lot has happened lately, all of it good for the GOP. First we have a new rising star in the GOP, Bobby Jindal Whiteman, that young man has a bright future. Then a few days later the GOP elected Rush Limbaugh as our new leader!!! Rejoice!! The decision was so well received that it left the liberals running for the hills!

To the liberals who thought the GOP was finish… “Our Party is stronger as EVER!!!”

UN-AMERICAN NEWS: WORLD HATES US
mooslim leader will seek to destroy America forever to appease foreigners…

March 7, 2009 - Nation… I don’t think the mooslim leader likes our Allies, specially the badteeth-teasucking-gaysounding British people. All because he has a beef with the British Empire, because they oppressed his granddaddy, drove his father to depression and alcoholism, and they enslaved several of his ancestors to be brought to a merciless racist count… I think he hates British People… but he does love drag queens… maybe if the British were “actually” gay, maybe the mooslim leader would care about them… When The Greatest President Ever was our leader, he regale our subjects British Allies with the British flags, large state banquets, ostentatious fanfare, and an orchestra to greet them whenever they came to our shores!! After all we needed their troops to fight the Terrorists They are our Allies, we should treat our guess properly! How dare Obama™ to embarrass our ally!

Things are so bad diplomatically that the Europeans are already tired of the mooslim leader. They are so sick of him that they have decided to form a “Socialist Axis of Ebil”… you hear me! Europe is seeking allies to destroy America! The European Union approached Canada to form their Axis of Ebil… so France will count as the third partner since Ebil Axis of Powers need three Ebil guys… (the reason is that even the EU cant stand the French…) IF the EU-Canada-French decide to invade… at least I hope they take New York first… that is one sissified town (I blame the Gays…)

UN-AMERICAN NEWS: SOCIALIST ECONOMY TOOK MY MONEY!!!
Foreigners are still un-american and still refusing to speak American

'''The Islamicfacist States of Liberal Gayfacist Nations. March 7, 2009''' - Nation, I am reporting from a “secret location”, because of “unforeseeable” events… I was forced to relocate until the authorities stop chasing me until I know I am safe from the bears… Anyway that wont stop me from writing what has been happening and how the liberal bear-loving gayfeast hippies are destroying America and the world!

Nation, I am sure you heard the doom and gloom, about how important it was to pass the big spending package to save America... now the mooslim leader is asking for more money… what a surprise... May I remind you that the fundamentals of the economy are still strong is not all that bad… you see Nation, while things look “a little bad”, that does not mean we should start “socialist programs” to help un-american traitors who aren't good with money... instead we should embrace the new opportunities of the free market! ON SALE MANSIONS, YATCHS, FERRARIS, ALL MUST GO!!! LOW LOW PRICES, YOU WILL THINK THEY ARE INSANE!!!

Nation, I am not an Ultra Rich Wealthy man, like our Beloved Stephen Colbert, but I do dream of being Ultra Rich one day, which is why I am working in my own ponzi scheme which is why I am working in my own entrepreneurial business. However, because of the mooslim one, I fear that my imaginary future dollars will be seized and will go to the hippie liberal socialist’s pockets to fund a possible future socialist workers paradise… so I refuse to work to pay to the socialist leader!! Take That!!! How do you like me now?? You cant take my money since I don’t have any!!! Nation, join me in my protest, quit your job, shut down your business, or sell everything to a dollar, that way he wont have none of our American Money!!!

Oh, yeah some joo has been harassing the free market and our Real Americans, someone should arrest him and send him to Guantanamo like we always do

I am tired of hearing about how the poor needs more health care… more like they will use the free money for booze, drugs, and hookers!… Nation, I don’t have to tell you that we are wasting good money on a bad idea. But if the poor are so desperate on having health care, I propose a profitable plan free market plan that will help us collect money to fund some socialist health care AND stop the liberals from having sex! Nation, I will say it again, let the free market decide. We Conservatives are compassionate to the cries of the unfortunate… but business is business…

mooslim leader in his last throes
banks and businesses welcome GOP as idiots liberators

'''The Islamofacist States of Obamamerica. March 5, 2009''' - Nation, unfortunately I don’t have much of a time… you see a friend of mine and I received a letter… this letter was suppose to protect us from "Evil Liberal Spirits"... because we did some disgusting patriotic things... But, because of “unforeseeable” events I was forced to flee I must take a vacation… but the hippie bear-loving liberals don’t like patriots, so they are rounding us up… I have to be in Canada by tomorrow so lets do this quickly!

First, I would like to congratulate to The Glorious Chairman of the GOP, Rush Limbaugh! According with sources we have devised a new plan to reclaim both the White House and Congress… strangely enough Republicans called in sick today… maybe tomorrow we will convene to impose enforce implement the plan… by now the democrats must be running for the hill!!

Nation, we have a large army of Real Americans ready to stop That One, we all want the same: For Obama™ to Fail For America to Succeed!!

As you know the previous administration accidentally the mooslim leader has purposely destroy America’s economy beyond repair, his socialist policies have proven to be a complete failure… but don’t worry we will fix it soon! We have the trust of the Free Market to bring back Capitalism… Yeah!!

But it is not over yet, we have evidence that Obama™ has established an Unholy Alliance with the Gay Polar Bear Army!!! AND The Gays have already deployed their own forces!!

SUPER GOP PARTY WILL RESCUE REAL AMERICA AGAINST MOOSLIM THREAT
socialism is made of fail

'''The Real Super United States of The Greatest America. March 3, 2009''' - Nation, it is a glorious time for the GOP. Now that we have the right leadership, The Glorious GOP Chairman Rush Limbaugh, to lead the Republican Party to everlasting glory. We will be able to restore our rightful power and start our plan for an eternal GOP Empire place into the hands of Real Americans. I am sad to announce that the co-chairman of something will be spending more time with his family, but I am sure we shall remember his contribution to our Nation, Mr… errr… I forgot his name, but you shall not be forgotten…

Thanks to the efforts of The Glorious GOP Chairman and Real Americans, the mooslim leader’s popularity has sank to the lowest numbers, we are close to an impeachment!!!

But Nation, we are still a long way to go to save America. Liberty and Capitalism is at risk and we must stop the socialist mooslim leader on destroying America forever. We must make sure that Obama™ fails America succeeds!!! Unfortunately there are un-american traitors that have not sworn eternal loyalty, allegiance, and fealty to The Glorious GOP Chairman allegiance to America…

There is also the problem of the “undesirables” that are still infesting our beloved American land, we must expel them before they destroy America! There are of no use to us, for they continue to steal Real American jobs, demand free money, and avoid paying taxes!

But fortunately the Ultra Rich Real Americans are fighting back against the mooslim’s socialist agenda. There are many Real Americans suffering, and we must do our best to rescue them… except for the poor, only the Free Market can help us now, not socialism!!

The liberals have failed to undermine traditional family values, thanks to our homophobic anti-gay The Real American Traditional Family Values policies. But the hippie bear-loving liberals are still undermining Real America by selling hardcore drugs to the sick our children!! The Battle is not over!

Also, I would like to give a message to the hippie bear-loving liberals and un-american traitors… surrender… you are in your last throes… and apologize to our New Glorious GOP Chairman for destroying America… or there will be no mercy...

The Greatest Ex-President Ever Kept America Safe!!
Super GOP demands “Medal of Freedom” to be given

'''The United Patriotic States of Super Real America Capitalism. March 3, 2009''' - Nation, everyday that goes by is another possible terrorist threat that we cannot afford… Back in the The Greatest President Ever’s administration, America was safe… and it wasn’t just safe, we were this close to secure America forever, to get rid of the “undesirables”, and establish a Permanent Empire Christian Nation.

But hippie bear-loving liberals waved The Constitutions some piece of paper saying we were “oppressing” them… Hey hippie bear-loving liberals! Is called “being liberated”… we are giving you freedom… the freedom of being a Real American or else…

Nation… I feel nostalgic… I miss the Bush years. The years in which we taught how God created our world in an Intelligent Design manner, now we are teaching how to have lots of sex and abortions. They are threatening the purity and soul of our children!

I miss the days when the free market was free affordable for the Ultra Rich Real Americans… now we live under the regime of “socialism”… We have abandoned our capitalism principles and tossed liberal money on wasteful programs!

But thankfully we have the Ultra Super Cool GOP Party being lead by a Real American Hero… Rush Limbaugh!!

Oh yeah, some black dude is co-chair of something… forgot his name…

mooslim one is threat to America
I want him to fail on safety!!

'''The Atomic Apocalypse of America. March 3, 2009''' - Nation, we are in great danger. There are mooslim terrorists everywhere!! Just yesterday a beggar asked me for change! terrorist tried to suicide bomb me!!

I don’t feel safe with That One as commander in chief… how do we know he didn’t just hire gay bears to watch over our borders??

Nation, we need to bring back George Bush brand of National Security, it worked so well in the past…

I believe Obama™ is a threat not just to our nation, but also to our Constitution that we worked so hard to destroy protect…

New New GOP Chairman Gives The Greatest Speech Ever!!!
GOP demands a new election to elect Real American Hero, Rush Limbaugh as President

'''The Greatest Country in the Planet, America. March 2, 2009''' - WOOOHOOO!!! Have you seeing his speech at the CPAC? Rush Limbaugh gave one of the greatest speeches ever!!! Future generations will study it, worship it, and to be recited for ever lasting days!!

His speech was so great that the GOP decided to crown him as The New Chairman of the GOP!!! Even Steele was speechless, “I don’t think of it as a demotion, more like a great opportunity for me to spend more time with my family…” Steele accepted the position as co-chairman of something…

Rumor has it that Obama™ is running for the hills!!! WE ARE BACK, BABY!!!

I am so excited about this new change, we can finally start to get rid of the “undesirables”, chase out the liberals, and not be afraid of rescuing America for Real Americans!!!!

Finally, we can go back to doing Real Jobs… which is restoring the free market and securing America against liberal gay terrorists… you know who you are!

Nation, I am sooo happy of having Rush Limbaugh as our New GOP Chairman... Nothing can stop us now!!!

mooslim leader is a puppet!!
Obama’s father was Gepetto

'''The Real America. March 1, 2009''' - Nation, we have discovered some shocking news! We just discovered that the mooslim leader is not a real leader at all! He is just a puppet, and the real leader is the ebil demon known as Nancy-succubus Pelosi!!

Nation, Obama™ is just some poor black man that the liberals picked from the streets (we suspect that That One is just some homeless, uneducated, underprivileged liberal that was promised a sandwich if he played his role). They schemed a plot to use this poor ignorant to control BOTH the White house and Congress! It was a liberal conspiracy!!!

Obama™’s history was all made up… even his name is made up! We suspect that the liberal hippie bear-loving democrats were scheming to establish a liberal-democratic order FOREVER!

Nation, I don’t know about you but I feel betrayed… backstabbed… and hurt… One should not be surprised of the democrats’ unpatriotic behavior. The GOP first tried to establish a bipartisanship relation with the new administration, but instead the democrats turned their backs on America… and now we discovered that the mooslim administration is a lie… hell, I bet the black president is not even mooslim, but some fabricated propaganda that the democrats invented to win the black mooslim vote… wait… how do we know that Obama is even black? For all we know he is a white man smeared in charcoal and soot

But fear not Nation! The GOP is a trustworthy party! All of their members are honest and Real Americans! And we will save America at all cost! We should be grateful that the GOP Co-Chairman, Rush Limbaugh, has developed a great economic plan that will be implemented as soon as we come with one as soon as we think is the right time…

mooslim leader still compelled to destroy Real America
GOP brings new hope to Save America!!

'''The United States of New America. February 28, 2009''' - Nation, while the mooslim leader cowers in his government housing in fear (we suspect it has something to do about a couple of scandals), we have terrorists running amok, The Gays gay marrying each other, and Ultra Rich Real Americans are being incarcerated for stealing for being Rich. But there is still hope, the GOP has developed many strategic plans to save America.

As you know, the mooslim leader’s popularity is on the crapper and That One is loosing the War on Terror (instead, he decided to implement The Truce on Terror), leaving America weak and defenseless. Soon there will be an insurgency uprising all around the country to topple the mooslim tyrant.

I think is time to remind the hippie bear-loving liberals who is in charge that Real America is tired of this liberal bear-loving administration. First, we must stop the Secret Gay Mooslim Liberal Army from taking over America. Which is why we must stop the liberals from indoctrinating our children and forcing Real Americans to convert to Islam. Obama™ this is a Christian Nation! Don’t you forget that!

Nation, is time to show these mooslim hippie bear-loving gay liberals that Christians Real Americans have God in our side. After all we are all wholesome, pure, with Real American values, while the “undesirables” are all nothing but secret terrorists ready to attack! Real America will win, because we will retain our purity! we will eliminate the “undesirables” We are America!

Thankfully, the GOP has a new raising star among our ranks, and he is very promising… We hope he will run in 2040 2012. Some of his plans are awesome and we are ready to implement them!

The GOP will also implement a tax to sin free market economic policies that will save America’s economy, rather than just throw away money to the Welfare Queens… After all, the Ultra Rich Real Americans know how to make money! We must protect the Ultra Rich entrepreneurial Americans from the liberals at all cost, without them we won’t be able to make more money to save our country!!

The GOP is also willing to follow the example of the tea-sucking British by censoring children programs that presents “obscene” images that could harm their purity. They will also implement strict policies to stop the exploitation of children (I have evidence that the liberals are using Real American children to make their gay shoes and clothes…)

But one of the most important news have just happened recently. We have evidence that our beloved Stephen Colbert will give strategic advice to the GOP Chairman. Stephen Colbert will join us in developing new plans to stop the “mooslim menace”… Sir, we cannot wait for you to join us in the War Room!!

Stephen Colbert is a Real American Treasure...

mooslim socialist government on its way
Canada surrenders to their new mooslim leader

'''The United Islamic Socialist Communist States of Neo-Russia and Canada. February 27, 2009''' - Nation, the mooslim leader is leading America to a path that we may never recover. I have already received news that That One is distributing free drugs to his hippie liberal pals and he is forcing violent gay marriage to the rest of the Nation! But that is not the worst news at all! The mooslim leader also threatened Canada to surrender and to convert to Islam, and if Canada refused, the mooslim leader would call his Communist Gay Bear Army to invade!

Nation, we must not surrender to the liberals, nor must be allowed to be corrupted with their “stimulus” money… after all it is liberal money, and their liberal money is not good to us, because it is a bribery!

I thank God that we have Real Americans representing the best’s interest of Real America, and I know we will be in good hands as long as we give our absolute devotion to the Real True Party of America!

Nation, I can see it now… Total Victory for the GOP!! WE WILL BE IN POWER FOREVER!!!… I mean… We will rescue America from those liberals…

War on Science Liberal Propaganda: The Myth About Volcanoes
Katrina was the “undesirables” conspiracy for government free money

'''The Islamic States of Islam. February 27, 2009''' - I don’t know about you, but I am tired of the liberal media and “other traitors” continually slamming and insulting Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal Whiteman. The Truth is that Mr. Whiteman was up to something… he uncovered a liberal conspiracy but the media tried to silence him! Nation… I have shocking news… Volcanoes are not real; they are mythical creatures like Gay Republicans! It is actually the Labcoat Larrys attempt at getting free money from the government so they can “monitor” volcanoes… just like “global warming” is a liberal lie so they can get free money “to save” the planet… Nation, these “scientists” are nothing but welfare queens and they just want money!

First of all no Volcanoe has ever invaded America! If Volcanoes are so real, how come I have never seen one in the state of Colorado? Because they are not real!!

I am warning you, liberals, leave Mr. Bobby alone! He is a true American Hero!

News From the Eastern Front: War on Socialism is working!!!
 Ultra Rich Real Americans Welcomes GOP as liberators!

'''The United Patriotic States of Real America. February 26, 2009''' - It was a cold morning afternoon evening, when Real America helplessly watched on their TVs the horrible message from their new tyrant. The mooslim leader promised the conquest of America, the compulsory conversion to Islam to all citizens, the abolition of Capitalism, and the establishment of a socialistfacistliberal government. It it was over for Real America and for Freedom… or so it seemed…

From the ashes aroused a team of brave men… Real American men who loved money America more than anything! And they decided it was time to stop the mooslim tyrant!!!

Who are these Real Revolutionaries? And what do they want? They want to Free America from the mooslim tyrant… they are The A-Team™!! B-team?… c-team??… The Tea-Team!! And they have pledge to protect the Ultra Rich, save helpless Beautiful Rich White Girls, and eliminate the “undesirables” Real Americans, save the helpless children, and eliminate injustice for all! That’s right, The Tea-Team is bringing the New Ultra Rich American Revolution and they cant stop us!!

Real America is crying for new heroes, and they have listened to their cries! They will protect America’s small business, they will promote economic prosperity, and they will destroy That One!

America, the mooslim tyrant is at his weakest moment! And this is a great opportunity to overthrow the tyrant before is too late!

The GOP needs help more than ever is more united and stronger than ever, but a little help never hurts!

These Real American Heroes wont rest until we have been liberated… Heroes like, House Minority John “Majority” Boehner, The Leader of the “Tea-Team” who is not afraid of the hippie bear-loving liberals!

The suave and smooth talking Louisiana Governor Bobby “Brownface” Jindal Whiteman… he is soooo dreamy…

The Hip-Hop, muscle man, and GOP Chairman Michael “Da Man” Steele… but his friends call him Mr. S.

And then the Greatest American ever lived… Plumber Joe “Real American Hero” The Plumber!!!

Rest assured America… you are in good hands! GO GET THEM, BOYS!!!

GOP Will Win White House in 2012!
mooslim one still around…

'''The Real United States of America. February 25, 2009''' - Nation, great news! Things are looking great for the GOP! First of all the Republican Party was impressed with the Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal Whiteman!

“I was impressed, he was clean, well spoken… and he speaks real English!” proclaimed a republican in a white hood, “I think we can get America back from that damn n#g@r”

As you can see Real Americans were impressed with the GOP, but don’t take my word for it! The Co-Chairman of the GOP, Rush Limbaugh, had wonderful things to say about the Louisiana Governor, “He was awesome!!!!”

Real America agrees, and so do I!

Meanwhile the mooslim leader is just lazing around, waiting for America to collapsed…

Sen. Dave Schultheis Fights The Gays!! Shuts down liberal bill that promotes sexual promiscuity
 Sen. Dave Schultheis: I am doing this… to protect the children… Someone must think of the children!!!!

'''The Patriotic States of Colorado. February 25, 2009''' - Nation, I have some wonderful news! A Republican Senator from my hometown is fighting a brave battle against The Gays and the hippie sexual-deviant liberals! Just today he said no to a bill that would have required all pregnant women to be tested for HIV so that if they are infected their babies can be treated to prevent the transfer of the virus promoted sexual promiscuity, gay sex, and gay marriage… and much much more!!!

Nation is not everyday that I have the great honor of having a Real American hero in my backyard! ''"This stems from sexual promiscuity for the most part and I just can't go there," he said. "We do things continually to remove the consequences of poor behavior, unacceptable behavior, quite frankly."'' proclaimed Sen. Dave Schultheis (actual quote). “I am doing this for the children… after all I am a pro-lifer, and this bill will make sure we stop the insidious teachings and promotion of sexual deviance… after all I am doing it for the children!”

Bravo, Sen. Dave Schultheis, you are true American hero and I hope you die in a fiery hell beat those damn gays and liberals!

Wikiality decided to interview Sen. Dave Schultheis Republican colleagues… but for some strange reason they kept their distance and they declared they were busy… estrange… but I am sure they are wishing him the best on his fight against these sexual deviants.

Nation, Sen. Dave Schultheis is a brave American and if you wish him good luck on his fight against the liberals you can contact him:

State Capitol
 * 200 E. Colfax Avenue
 * Denver, CO 80203
 * Room # 274
 * Office: (303) 866-4835
 * Fax: (303) 866-2012

District
 * PO Box 49282
 * Colorado Springs, CO 80949-0282


 * Office: (719) 532-0546
 * Fax: (719) 532-0546

senatorschultheis@gmail.com

mooslim leader cancels Easter Egg Hunt this year
Free Watermelon and fried chicken will be served instead!!

'''The Real America. February 25, 2009''' - Nation, I have some sad news. I just received an email a reliable source that the mooslim president will cancel this year’s Easter Egg Hunt… probably for being ‘too christiany’!

How dare That One! After all the work we did to smear his image to end racism in America and this is how he repay us???

Now Nation, this terrorist action makes me mad! The mooslim leader is foregoing of an American Christian tradition, and instead he will replace it with his mooslim tradition of serving fried chicken, watermelon, and white women to visitors… they say it will be the greatest picnic ever! So Nation I will boycott I will go just to see what the fuzz is about… Clearly I must have been invited!



Liberals demand more abortions and sex
GOP demands more congressional pages anti-abortion funding

'''The Islamic States of Neo-Russia. February 25, 2009''' - I have some terrible news! I have just received information that ‘factinistas’ are releasing a ‘liberal’ report that is full of liberal propaganda! According with the GOP, the report is full of lies, and liberal facts! The abortionist-lovers are trying to use the report to convince America that abortions feel soooooooooooo good, and that abortions are good for the country… so the liberals are asking for more funds for the liberal program!

Nation don’t fall on these liberal lies! First of all we must save the unborn!! After all someone has to think of the children!! Second, we believe that these liberal programs are nothing but an excuse to teach sexual deviance on impressionable minds so that liberals can get to have more sex!!!

Poor liberals. But thankfully America wont fall on their tricks. The Pro-lifers mission statement after all is “to save the unborn and the orphans ” and stop people from having sex deviant carnal acts that make the Baby Jesus cry… after all sex is disgusting and revolting is a sin. Plus we Pro-lifers have come up with a plan to reduce unwanted pregnancies… “Abstinence”!! That’s right folks, if people stop having sex, they will stop from having abortions!! It’s so obvious!

Abstinence is 100% reliable… while the liberal program fails a 100%, is a liberal scheme so they can get more funds and money so they can use it to buy hookers and drugs… nice try.

The GOP is not stupid and they would never give away money in these pork-liberal programs. But luckily the GOP’s Abstinence Programs is working wonderfully! So we should just fund all of our money in the program... or better yet, have this working program replace the liberal one, after all the liberal program is a waste of good money!

Don’t worry Nation. The GOP has your back and will use all of our resources to keep America safe from The Gays and the Abortionist-loving sex-crazed liberals and make sure America is still the greatest Nation Ever. We salute to the Heroes of this country that makes America great!

moolim leader gives anti-american speech in front of godless liberal congress
GOP calls State of Emergency!

'''The Islamofacist States of Neo-Russia. February 24, 2009''' - Nation, as you probably heard by now, the mooslim leader gave a new anti-american speech. The mooslim president was calling Real America the Great Satan. That One also spew some fear and hopelessness into his liberal/terrorist message… Nation, don’t listen to the fearmonger, he is using lies and deception so he can establish a socialist communist regime and elect himself president for life!

But thankfully the GOP is on the offensive! All Republicans agree that unless we stop the mooslim leader, America will cease to exist tomorrow! So the GOP has decided to launch a sneak attack a patriotic preemptive strike. Now, the hippie bear-loving liberals have attacked Real Americans for weeks. The liberals tried everything, from deception to blackmail and even bribery, but we have survived their attacks unscratched! [http://washingtontimes.com/news/2009/feb/24/utah-governor-ignores-top-gop-legislators/ The GOP is stronger and more unified than Ever! We will succeed!]

Nation, I just receive new information that the hippie bear-loving liberals have a secret Gay-Godless-Pedophile Bear Army!! The bastards!! The vicious murderous sodomites are ready to launch their gay attack and invade America’s bedrooms!! They waited for us to show our true strengths before they showed theirs! We must be ready in the coming days of battle! We must show no mercy!

First we must show our resolve to destroy The Gays before they force us to gay marry them or each other. We must not show weakness or they will eat us…! We must launch an offensive attack pre-emptive self-defense!

I have a message for The Gays and Liberals… Real America has spoken and we wont stand for it! If you don’t like our country, leave it! After all we have a Republican president and just learn to live with it... we have a Republican Congre… THIS IS REAL AMERICA AND YOU ARE NOT WELCOME!!

But I must inform you of some sad news… there has been some casualties in the War on Gays… as always it is the children that suffer first…

Nation, the wife of That One, has been known to wander around America’s schools to recruit children for the Liberal Gay Army. First she indoctrinates them into Islam and liberalism. Then we find out later that the children are recruited as sleeper cells and they are keeping a secret correspondence with their mooslim leader giving him intelligence that he could use to destroy America. The mini-islamofacists are also awaiting from their master's orders to either suicide attack or teach "Evolution" in the classroom.

The worst part is, that we have evidence that the mooslim leader is using his own children as recruiters in the Liberal Gay Army. [http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/22/fashion/22firstp.html Shame on you Obama™! You are a disgrace as a parent…] I wouldn’t be surprised if the mini-threats have already recruited their own classmates to fight against America…

Nation, I don’t know about you, but I find the fact that children are writing to the mooslim leader disturbing. We must stop their correspondence and punish these mini-liberals before is too late! I heard there is enough room in Guantanamo…

It is too late already for these mini-terrorists and mini-mooslims in training; but we can still protect Our children against The Gay disease and the Liberal disease before is too late! After all we adults know what is best for the children…

So Nation, don’t forget. We must kill defeat The Gays… for the children…

mooslim leader wants socialist medicine
Real Americans forced to worship Allah

'''The Islamic States of Neo-Canada. February 24, 2009''' - Nation, I am mad… not just mad but angry too! Did you know that the “stimulus” money had strings attached? I dont remember seeing any string on it... And not only that but Obama™ wants us to be cautious with the money and That One will be watching if I am we are being wasteful! I can see he has some trust issues… Well, I said good day sir! I don’t need your stinking money! Besides, by law he will still have to give us the money, no matter what, so its ok …

Nation, this so called “stimulus” money has turned into either bribery or black mail and I will not stand it for it! I can see it know, once I take the money we take the money, the mooslim one will start calling for favors… sure, at first it will be small things… like no more school prayer in one school, and maybe some little “Evolution” teaching in one district… next thing you know we are gay married!

So I applaud to those governors who said no to the money! We need more brave souls like you! We brave heroes that fight the evils of communism, terrorism, and The Gays must not compromise our integrity! We must keep the good fight no matter what!

Now Nation, I know things look bad, but trust me when I said that the GOP has it covered. The GOP is more unified and stronger than ever! And we have a plan to retake the White House and Congress while America burns to save America! After all, the plan not only will save America… but it will save the children from The Gays!

So Nation, we must tell the mooslim leader that I wont we wont accept his bribery, that we can do it without it… and that I need him to wire it to my personal checking account for safekeeping just in case ….

So Obama™ take this filthy money aw… what?… HE WILL TAKE IT BACK!?? [http://www.examiner.com/x-753-South-St-Paul-Examiner~y2009m2d22-Barack-Obama-plays-Gotcha-with-reluctant-governors WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE IS A CLAUSE IN IT???… HOW COME NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT IT???? ]

…eeerrr… Nation… I think I spoke too soon… I just remembered that we must help the poor… the jobless… and the Welfare Queens unemployed in their time of need… after all as a good Christian, we must show mercy and compassion to our... err... enemies... yeah... that...

…Nation… if we don’t accept the money we may be forced… to do unpleasant things to just pay our bills… we may be forced to “please” strangers and the gays in ways that we will regret…

mooslim leader calls for socialist summit
terrorists and liberals hear the call for socialist jihad

'''The Islamic Socialist States of Neo-Russia. February 22, 2009''' - The mooslim leader has decided to hold some sort of “Terrorist Summit” on Monday. We suspect that the summit is called “How to Destroy America and Ten Easy Ways to Cuddle a Liberal Bearrorist” (unofficially known as “He may not be into you”). Nation, first of all, I am still not sure about Obama’s™ citizenship, so I am sure he has no authority to hold this summit… second, That One is holding this “ostentatious” summit (we suspect there will be cake, circus animals, and lots of call girls for the democrats and congressional pages/male gigolos for the republicans ) while Real Americans are still out of jobs…

Nation, while the mooslim leader prepares to destroy America, we must ready to launch a counter-attack… while some of us are grateful that he bribed us with free money [http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_political/2358856.html Real America is mad as hell for trying to bribe us! How dare you!!] The Republican Party is the party of fiscal responsibility and we are tired of seeing the spending out of control! We have a team of professional economists that agree with us that the mooslim leader doesn’t know what he is doing and we must stop him before he destroys the free-market forever!

Nation… I suspect that Obama’s™ so called Tax Cut is a nation-wide prank just waiting to ambush Real America into a bad joke…

GOP’s Annual Fundraising Party A Success!!
GOP Chairman promises a bright future ahead

February 21, 2009 - Nation, things have gone well for the GOP, while the mooslim leader has lost all the confidence and support of the American People. He is so unpopular that he was forced to move to Canada!! I bet he is having secret meetings with the French-Canadians, which they are secretly in love with the Polar Bears...

First the New Chairman of the GOP had nothing harsh words but kind words to all Republicans and we believe we should easily win the White House and Congress in 2012 tomorrow, since we suspect Real America wont wait 4 years of the mooslim regime to be over…

We have protected the freedoms and liberties of Real Americans against the hippie bear-loving liberals. We have modernized the GOP so we can use the “series of tubes” better than before! Now we know how to use email! We gave tax cuts to the rich Real Americans AND increased taxes on the poor and liberals!

The War on The Gays has been very successful and we predict that The Gay insurgency is on their last throes. And thanks to our attempts to reform education we have safeguarded our children against liberal ideology and successfully promoted abstinence with a 100% success rate!

Nation, I can see the rebirth of our Glory Days!!!

On a personal note. Nation, we must do our best to stop the enemies of freedom from destroying America… and we must stop fear and prejudice and their PC doctrine to destroy one of our most cherished treasures… which for some reason they tell me is comedy and humor freedom of speech… I am not intimidated and you shouldn’t be either… and this time I mean it!!

Is Official: Obama™ Is The Worst President Of The Century… no, of EVER!!!
Real Americans agree

'''The Real America. February 20, 2009''' - Nation, the RNC has released their monthly yearly (we are starting this review from the day he was born, to make it fair…) review of the mooslim president and the numbers don’t look good. Their verdict? WORST PRESIDENT EVER!!

Nation, you would think the president would fix the mess that the previous administration created that he “magically” created in the first place in a couple of days immediately. This sadly demonstrate that he is no “messiah”… don’t take my word for it, we have evidence that the mooslim one is loosing his popularity and his approval rating is plummeting down like the stock market!

Nation, The Real Americans have spoken, and they don’t trust the mooslim one… after all That One has suggested to diplomatically negotiate with terrorists to solve global terrorism… Ha! Like talking has solved anything! The mooslim terrorists of the world are more united and dangerous than ever… they wont yield that easily. Plus we suspect that the mooslim president is using that excuse to inform his mooslim comrades of new plans to invade America…

Nation, the GOP has proposed several ideas the past few days to fix America, but the mooslim one wont listen.

This is what the GOP has suggested… first we will increase taxes for the poor, after all they are all in welfare and they will probably spend their “stimulus” money in drugs, hookers, and booze… that way we wont have to increase taxes on the Ultra Rich Real Americans. We must also protect our children and bring them “Real” education… which is why we must destroy “undesirable” books that contain “Queer Theory” and liberal propaganda… saving our Children's education and their future! But importantly we must safeguard our Nation… which is why the GOP will introduce a bill in which the government will police “the series of tubes” and they will track down terrorists, child molesters, and spies!! After all you want to keep America safe… unless you have something to hide… well? DO YOU?… (which reminds me, I better hide my pr0n)

And finally the Republicans are proposing raising a Zombie Army to fight and track down Obama Bin Laden… wooops… I mean to say Osama Bin Laden! *wink, wink*

Mr. Socks Passes Away
Nation’s pets mourns the loss of The Greatest Presidential Pet Ever

'''The United Feline States of America. February 20, 2009''' - Nation, I am sad to inform you that Mr. Socks has passed away. This Presidential pet was one of the greatest leaders ever and the animal kingdom republic will sadly miss him… “Now He belong to the Ages… I can see it now… all the catnip you can smoke, and all the tail he can chase…” proclaimed the liberal horny ex-president Bill Clinton…

Mr. Socks, it was an honor to have you as our president... we all know Bill Clinton was just the pretty face...

Freedom At Risk!!
That One is still destroying America

'''The Islamic States of Jihad. February 20, 2009''' - Nation, the mooslim leader wont stop until he destroys America. First he robbed the tax payers of a lot of money and then he distributed it among his cronies… but the mooslim leader couldn’t buy the GOP as they said “No Thanks” to their filthy money as the Republicans bravely “rescued” part of the “stimulus” money to be given among Real Americans to be safeguarded in OUR hands, rather than have it at the hands of hippies and the poor!

So, since the mooslim leader couldn’t bribe the GOP, then he decided so silence them… and he is now targeting our GOP Chairman GOP Co-Chairman!!! The mooslim one is trying to bring back “Fairness Doctrine”, which is a doctrine to broadcast hippie bear-loving liberal propaganda on the waves and silence Real America’s freedom of speech forever!!

Nation, the liberals will probably tell you that we are being paranoid, that there is no truth about the rumors circulating in Washington about kidnapping Rush Limbaugh and imprison him in Guantanamo… But is true!! How do I know? Because our new Co-chairman said so!

Plus I got evidence! We lost one of our guys in The War on Gays! Why? Because the liberals bear-loving anti-freedom of speech hippies didn’t like what he said on the air… Nation, it is starting!!!


 * UPDATE: Nation, we have evidence on how will the liberals will use the "stimulus" money... they will use it to reward Evil-Doers!!!! Thats right, the mooslim one will buy more evil-doers to kidnap Rush Limbaugh and turn us gay!!... but thankfully the GOP didnt partake of the money rescue the "stimulus" money before it was too late!...

GOP saves economy!!
mooslim one would just spend his “stimulus” share on drugs

'''The Real United States of America. February 19, 2009''' - Nation, even though we told That One that we didn’t need his stinking money, so we told him no thanks and to shove it up his… we decided to take part of the “stimulus share”, because we feel sorry for Obama™ after he beg us to take it… plus we thought the extra money would be good for the Real American people. Is true that Real Americans don’t need the money, but we think we can use the money to make America Greater than it is!

Now Nation, I am sure there are some liberals out there accusing the GOP of being liars and insensitive jerks. That because we voted No on the “stimulus” the GOP was being insincere and playing party politics… Well that’s a lie! We must never compromised the party philosophy! Plus the economy is not so bad The economy is just stuck, it just needs a little push… and we would had flatly rejected taking the money anyway… but we decided if we didn’t take the money, the large chunk would go to the hippie bear-loving liberals and we would be at a disadvantage so it would be better if the rest goes to Real Americans… rather than go to the poor

Nation, don’t forget the GOP and Real Americans are supporting the choice of taking the money, rather than leave the rest to the liberals. After all, it would be what Jesus would want it, and as a Good Christian we shoul… [http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0209/19055.html what?… THEY WHAT??? THEY WANT US TO GIVE IT BACK????]

Nation, forget Jesus, he is busy at the moment… But I am certain God is mandating us to take and use the money for the good of… ''tell them we are not here, I don’t care if they oppose it, we need this money!!!! STOP TYPING DAMMIT!!!! DELETE IT!''

Anyway… I am sure the GOP will use the money properly… even if there are some who may disagree… besides… what could be the worst that could happen by taking the “stimulus money”?…

GOP To America: Everything is Fine
Republicans are Ultra Rich not Welfare Queens

'''The Real United States of America. February 18, 2009' - Nation, the mooslim president wont shut up about this so called “crisis”… and now he robbed the American people of a Trillion dollars so he can share it with his liberal buddies… well, Obama™ we the people of Wikiality don’t need you stinking free liberal money!!… but this intrepid reporter WE are willing to make the sacri… what?… we should do what?? NOT USE IT??? ARE YOU NUTS, IS FREE MONEY!!!''

…Nation… after talking with… “our colleagues”… wikiality has decided it doesn’t need the “stimulus” out of principle, if the mooslim one wants to send us the check, we will take it but WE… WONT… CASH… IT… after all we Real Americans are not in welfare… ''wait I changed my mind, I need the money!!! Give it to me, please!!!!'' …

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*Ahem*…

...sorry, I don’t know what got into me…

Anyway, Nation… There is nothing… to… worry… about… yeah… everything… is fine…


 * UPDATE: NATION GREAT NEWS!!! *Ahem* I mean... Nation, after begging, pleading, imploring and crying discussing with my "republican colleagues", I decided we decided it would be insulting... no, offensive NOT to take and spend this free money the "stimulus money" for the good of America... after all, it is for... eerr... for... the children?... no, wait... for Real Americans... yeah... so Nation, your "stimulus plan" is in great hands... Now 'scuse me while I have to reserve a flight to Las Vegas as soon as possible

National Crisis: The Godless Gays Invade America
Military on High Alert

'''The Jihadist States of Moscow. February 18, 2009''' - Nation, we have a plague, and that plague is The Gays. The liberal bear-loving liberal hippies have infiltrated our higher education learning to convert our children into The Gays so they can gay marry each other… you see nation, they want to expand their ranks so they can form The Gay Army (which is why we keep asking "that question")… not only that, the liberal gays are also teaching them the tenants of atheism so they can also infiltrate the government and turn us into Godless Gay loving hippies… THE HORROR!!

But don’t worry Nation, thanks so Real Heroes like State Rep. Charlice Byrd, R-Woodstock, are defending America from The Gays, their Queer Theory and hopefully in the future from the liberal teachings like Atheism and Evolution (Science and math, you are next!!!)

Now, I am sure that the bear-loving liberals will attack Real Americans with slanders like “racism” and “xenophobia” and “discrimination”… well shut your trap you godless gay heathen!! First of all we are trying to teach wholesome education to the children… like the world is flat and creationism which is REAL… none of that Darwin stuff… second, would you trust and Atheist in public office? How do we know that he or she feels guilty for sleeping around, taking briberies, and downloading child pornography? Because that’s what Atheists DO, they feel nothing for their sins since they don’t believe in God… which is why our office holders should be Christians Real Americans that hide their guilt with lies that would never commit a sin.

Besides the whole “Racism” or “Discrimination” accusation is nothing but liberal lies! The GOP is un-racist! Does the liberal bear-loving hippies have forgotten that we have a mooslim black man in the White House… and a black man Good Christian with a tan complexion is the Chairman of the GOP? Therefore Racism is over… Racism is over today… Racism is over tomorrow… Racism is over forever… so lets move on… (but I am sure Racism is still going on outside America, because foreigners are un-american and hasn’t heard the news that racism is over…)

Nation, the good fight will never be over. But I am promising you this, the GOP knows their priority… and that is eliminating The Gays, bringing back God into schools, and kicking those Atheists out of office… mmm… I am pretty sure that is all…

EMERGENCY NEWS: OBAMA™ SUPPORTS MICE GAY MARRIAGE!!
Cat wants to gay marry dog

'''The Gayest States of “Fabulous” America. February 18, 2009''' - And the hippie bear-loving liberals called me crazy. See, see what happens when you let The Gays go around gay marrying each other? Now The Mice want to do the same!

“We must stop the madness!! We must do everything we can to oppose Obama’s™ presidency for no apparent reason before he destroys America!” proclaimed a Republican. “If he becomes too successful we will never be able to win the White House and Congress…”

Nation, don’t blame the GOP if you see more mice gay marrying and moving into your neighborhood, we tried our best to destroy the only hop to rebuild the American economy to safeguard heterosexual marriage.

GREAT NEWS!!! IS OFFICIAL, THE GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER IS THE GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER!!!!
George “Lincoln” Bush will be honored tomorrow

'''The Greatest Nation of America. February 17, 2009''' - Nation, I have one thing to say to those liberals who called the Bush’s Administration “The Worst Eight Years of Our Lives”… SUCK IT!!! Because I have some great news!! Historians believe that the Bush’s years are equivalent of Lincoln's Greatest Administration!! WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!

Thanks to Real Americans, we can now demonstrate that not only was those eight years wonderful to America. But it was the bestest of times! Since liberals are sooo in love with Obama™, and Obama™ is so in love with Lincoln, by the power of transference, liberals loves Lincoln. And since historians demonstrate that Bush Greatness was so Great that is equal to that of Lincoln's, therefore liberals must love Bush!!!

Nationalization New Plan to Save Banks on the Rise
Greenspan: Let the market GOP decide!

February 17, 2009 - Nation, as previously stated, Real Americans and Republicans have been tossing around an idea to save our Nation’s economy. While many liberals seem to glee and call the GOP plan an “admission” of weakness, I tell them they are being nonsense. The Great Czar of Free-Market Economy and Emperor of Capitalism have always wanted to implement the Nationalization Rescue Plan! The plan will involve caretaking all of America’s bank to create “The Super Bank of America”!!! You see nation, many banks are small, weak, frail, and need pampering caretaking… so the government will seize them baby-sit them until they feel better…

Now, I am pretty sure that the liberals will accuse the GOP of betraying their core values (we are still hunting The Gays, and the poor!). If someone questions your core values you tell them that we are not compromising anything… we are just readjusting to certain unforeseeable events. Besides, is not like the government will actually interfere in the business of making money. They assure me that we will give the government jobs to the CEOs and businessmen! I am pretty sure the economy is in safer hands as long as we give the responsibility of America's economy to businessmen and CEOs to oversee it! I mean they know how to make money!

Nation, we are facing difficult times, many Ultra Rich Real Americans had to make difficult sacrifices, we cant ask them to do more… so we must look forward to a better future… under the GOP.

Which reminds me. Nation do not forget the GOP will not be enough, we also need God in our side. And God wants us to make sure we pray… we pray for America… and we pray for our president… to FAIL! After all… all Real Christians want the mooslim one to go away! Which is why we have already send The Greatest Evangelist and Real Good Christian Ever to the world to spread the message that Obama™ Must Fail!!!

George W. Bush Could Have Won The War on Terror
That One still doesn’t know what he is doing

February 16, 2009 - Nation, according with my sources the eight years during the Bush’s Administration has been great for the world America! His innovative plan to safeguard America was so effective and splendid that many undemocratic states friends of America have emulated The Greatest Ex-President Ever’s plan to fight terrorism and making the world safer for Democracy!!

Too bad That One is "soft" on terrorism...

the mooslim leader looses support from GOP
 Stimulus Plan still passes Victory is Ours!!!

'''The Islamic States of Taliban. February 16, 2009''' - Nation, I don’t know why but That One is still insisting on enforcing his own partisanship. The GOP tried to block the “Stimulus Plan” from taking effect but it passed anyway but luckily the GOP was able to kick his black @$$!! Take that Obama™!!!

As you can see the GOP surrounded the president and told him to take a hike!! Yeah, who is afraid of you now?…

Nation, the GOP wont be easily persuaded by his charisma, by his soothing lies… by his… big smile… and sparkling eyes… and that cute… eeeeerrr I mean… I wont fall for that one… I mean We wont fall for that one…! yeah…

The Source of All of Our Troubles wont go away…
America still unsafe under mooslim administration

'''The Islamic States of That One. February 16, 2009''' - Nation. The mooslim one is doing it again. Now he is alienating our allies!! The tea-sucking British are so scare of angering the mooslim leader that they are desperately looking a way to please their new master new friend.

Now Nation. You know I don’t like the tea-sucking Englishmen or Europeans for that matter. But these guys are our allies and we need their troops to fight terrorism and good friends. Friends should look after each other… right? Plus, I noticed that the British has come up with a great solution to solve their liberal journalist plagues their police brutality problems… "Gotcha Journalism" and we should implement that solution here! Nation, the men and women in uniform are being harassed by the liberal media, if this keeps up... how are they suppose to keep racial profiling “undesirables” breaking our civil liberties  exercise their police brutality rights safeguarding America?

Now, I am sure that the liberals will whine that we need to keep an eye on “the police” because they keep beating up the poor, black people, and the homeless thieves, drug dealers, and welfare queens. Nation, if you are a Real American and you have nothing to hide, then don’t worry! You can trust the police! And if you get beating up, is [http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5i50iBcZcF9gL0UKtlEDPl7DiB_nwD96CRNBO0 your own damn fault…. ‘specially black people... you all look alike ]

So liberals, leave the police alone! They are Real Americans and… WHAT???... THEY DID WHAT???... THEY BOUGHT HYBRIDS??? AND THEY ARE NOT AMERICAN BRAND??? F#@K THE POLICE!!!!

Anyway Nation, forget the police, bunch of sissified liberal bear-loving hippies. Nation, see this is what’s wrong with America!! Ever since That One took office things have gone down the crapper!!! Don’t take my word for it, you can ask Republican Senator Lindsey Graham, ''“Gosh… I feel so violated… Obama™ screw us sooooo “hard”… trust me, I know how it feels to be screwed, Because I have done a lot of screwing to the American people in the past. That One “Rammed Through” his big, hard, and strong “Stimulus Package”… and let me tell you the American People will feel it in the morning… I can still feel it…”''

Nation, we must act now before is too late… my sources tells me that since the police is in Obama’s™ side The Gays have decided to implement their agenda to destroy our Traditional Families and gay marry our children!!! HELP!! SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!! Someone call the police!!… Oh wait, don’t call the police they are full of hippies now… and maybe of gays too!!!

…I am so scare…

...No...

...must...

...Fight!!!

Nation, do not despair!! Even thought things look badly… at least things are not as bad as Japan… I mean, seriously… finance minister, Shoichi Nakagawa, drinking on the job? Are thing really that bad for you?… wait… it is?… my bad…

See? At least we are not Japan…


 * UPDATE: Nation, we have claimed a small victory!!! Now if we could just get That One kicked out of office...

George W. Bush is named NOT The Worst President EVER!!!
 still worse than Herbert Hoover eat your heart out James Buchanan!!

'''The Greatest United States of America!! February 16, 2009''' - Nation! I have some GREAT NEWS!!! As you know the hippie bear-loving liberal media has always labeled our Beloved President as The Worst President Ever, which is a slander!! But thanks to Real Americans we have found evidence to demonstrate that The Greatest President Ever was not a bad president was awesome!!!

US Army Will Launch "SKYNET" To Keep America Safe!!
 humans terrorists have no place to hide

'''The Cyber States of America. February 16, 2009''' - Nation, as you know the US Army had been having some troubles filling up their recruitment numbers, because of unforeseeable events. The military is investigating the mysterious reason their recruiting numbers are low, yet the demand for more recruits has not gone down. The military tried recruiting the convicts, the retarded, and the senile “volunteers” into their ranks to make up the gap, yet this has been dissatisfying. But that is about to change!!

Nation, the Army has decided to build 1 million robots to fight for the US Army and to fight for America!! Now, there are some rumors going around that a few of the robots had some glitches and few attained sentience and tried to take over the country They work 100% and they are perfectly safe!!!

mooslim leader not Real American
Obama’s™ communist, mooslim, mafia style government attacks Real Americans!!

'''The Real United States of America. February 16, 2009''' - Nation, as you know brave Real Americans and Heroes have been fighting the despot for months… and as you remember That One has been hiding his birth certificate from us and claiming that he was born in America, yet even after the election he has personally refused to show us his birth certificate! Well, Nation I am tire, and you are tired too of this stonewalling, is time to force the mooslim to show us the truth! Obama™ if you got nothing to hide give us the damn thing!!!

But luckily four brave Real Americans are fighting the mooslim stablisment to reveal the document that claims he is a Real American, which he is not!

The Heroes are House Republican Caucus Chairman Glen Casada, R-College Grove; Rep. Eric Swafford, R-Pikeville; Rep. Frank Nicely, R-Strawberry Plains; and Rep. Stacey Campfield, R-Knoxville!!!

Keep the good fight brave Heroes!! The Republican Party supports you a 100% and you liberals stop calling this heroic action Racist!! This is a 110% NOT Racist!!

Nation, we must do our part and keep the "undesirables" out of government, it is our un-constitutional racist patriotic duty!!

That one’s presidency is dead
GOP claims new victory!

'''The Socialist States of Neo-Russia. February 16, 2009''' - Nation, while is true that The Source of All of Our Problems is enforcing socialism, is not all bad… because this means a victory for the GOP!! As soon as the rest of America realizes the nightmare they unleashed by electing this black man mooslim, they will come back crying to us, begging us to take back the White House AND Congress!!

Nation, while we wait for That One to be kicked out, Real Americans are being economically hurt pretty badly, because Obama™ is a heartless insensitive bastard… as long as the free-market is oppressed we will never make Real Money…

well Obama™, we Real Americans are fed up already, so go back to your arab-land or mooslim-land or whatever "your people" call it…

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