Nerdgasm

Typical Causes
- A new advance in the field of string theory is pushlished by Stephen Hawking - A Ti-89 titanium is purchased - A Star Trek convention is scheduled to come to his/her town - A nerd meets a pasty-white female specimen fluent in Klingon - A new model of Pocket Protector comes out - Thick Glasses

Possible Signs
- Pens exploding in pocket protectors - Downloading porn onto graphing calculators (see, Ti-89 Titanium) - Banging Meredith