Vaxadrin

Vaxadrin is the only weight loss pill recommended by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.. It is also the only anxiuretic recommended by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. It is manufactured by Prescott Pharmaceuticals.

Vaxadrin for Kids
Used to give kids extra-sparkly adult teeth. "Guaranteed to grow strong, healthy teeth - often in your mouth." Remember, even though baby teeth are God's dental mulligans, but adult teeth are kinda important. Side effects include rage and mild Hulkism. WARNING: DO NOT GIVE TO CHILDREN UNDER 18

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Side Effects
When used as a weight loss pill, side effects include dry mouth, severe weight loss, restless leg syndrome, restless arm syndrome, and restless torso syndrome. When used as an anti-anxiety pill, side effects may include massive weight gain. WARNING: VAXADRIN IS HIGHLY ADDICTIVE

In the words of Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.: "Don't worry about it".