Stephen's Written Word

The literary gifts Stephen bestows upon America, and evesdropping terrorists:

(info from The Colbert Report Recurring Elements)

Featured Literary Works and Other Ways Stephen Stays "Hip and In-Tune" with The Kids
Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure He has read passages of the book several times on the show, which is rife with violence, action, and sex. On the March 15, 2006 edition of The Daily Show, he offered the position of Lady Nocturne in a film adaptation of the book to Natalie Portman.

Publishers have inexplicably avoided Riding Stephen's Coattails forcing the good Doctor to begin producing animated adventures based on his obviously, yet still as yet unpublished, Peabody-worthy novel.

On the April 25th, 2006 episode, Colbert introduced his new book: Top 50 States That Are Destroying America. This was introduced during his Threatdown of the week as part of the #4 threat of Illinois. So far, not too much is known about this book except that Illinois is tied with Delaware for #32 on the list.

Other books written by Dr. Colbert include:
 * How Native Americans Have Maybe Been Screwed by this Country
 * Don't Buy This Book if You Don't Have the Balls
 * Silent Night: Reassessing the Sociological Imprint of the Tiananmen Square Massacre
 * Don't Buy This Book if You Don't Have the Balls &mdash; For Kids
 * Colbert Lib
 * The Colbert Report: Emergency Evacuation Manual (from the segment with Tad, the building manager)
 * Yet Another Pointless JFK Biography.