Mount Everest

The tallest mountian on America's Planet.

Approximately 29,000 feet above sea level (not 3 thousand meters, or whatever) it is just one mountain in the chain called the "Himalayas", the mongolian word for "breasts".

Located in China's Spain, the indigenous people are called "Sherpas" which means "Mexican" in mongolian.

Climbing Mt. Everest
The first person to reach its summit was Sir Edmund Hillary, not the sherpa who took his picture. Hillary planted the flag of the United Kingdom in the snow.

Ever since then, men who can't afford guns climb the mountain and plant their flag because the other ones that just happen to get blown off.

There are two main routes for climbing: the one that works, and the one that doesn't.

The people who take the first route often write books about their adventure, detailing how they survived the cold and irratic weather to do the wives of the ones who took the second route.

What Can Be Found On The Mountain
There are several base camps which climbers use to rest and replenish their supplies, such as oxygen, clothing and talk radio.

Each base camp is different, kind of like theme restaurants.

Base-Base Camp
Theme: Las Vegas.
 * The base of the mountain is a free-wheeling, hooker-infested gambling mecca with palm readers and a "Girls Gone Wild" tent.

What Is Needed On The Mountain Before Stephen Will Climb It

 * a ski lift