The Weather Underground

The Weather Underground are a radical group of leftist hippies who tried to control the weather back in the 1960's. They would have disbanded after they failed to do anything worthwhile, but they were too high to break up the party.

Nowadays, they use their intricate network of satellites to spy on Good Americans™, but claim they are doing something about the declining barometric pressure and make up lies about other things they are not qualified to speak about.

Origin
During America's Vietnam success, Jane Fonda and John Kerry started the Weather Underground with elite members of the most fearsome black radical groups such as the Black Panthers and the Black Bears.

With their team of black African, muslim terrorist animals, Fonda and Kerry became innovators in the use of terror to defeat America. Every tactic used by Arab terrorists today can be linked directly back to the Weather Underground.

Activities
During the 1960's there was no terrorist organization involved in more terrorist activities than the Weather Underground. Here is just a partial list of the things they did against innocent Americans:
 * rape
 * bombings
 * arson
 * rape

Famous Members

 * Barack Hussein Obama
 * William Ayers
 * Jane Fonda
 * John Kerry
 * Mao
 * Gandhi
 * Aung San Suu Kyi

External Tubes

 * the Weather Underground Official Tube