Colbert Corps

The Colbert Corps - A highly trained, secretive task force of individuals trained by the Guardian of the America Nation, Stephen Colbert to seek out and expose all truthiness from the most hostile environments imagineable, like Antarctica The Colbert Corps must be willing to combat all enemies including sneak attacks from bears and liberals.

The Colbert Corps are armed with Neckties of power that grant the wearer the ability to suck the truthiness out of anyone they come in contact with, as well as scare bears away

They will DIE for Stephen Colbert if the opportunity arrises..