Hispanics

Hispanics are a typically light brown complected people originating from Central and South America, but notedly have a tendency to migrate north due to an inborn genetic chemical imbalance of their equilibrium. Hispanics have many admirable qualities, making them a key component to the kickassity that is the clenched iron fist of the God-loved American empire. They excell in any form of menial task or feudalistic drudgery, have a high tolerance to alcoholic consumption, and maintain the delicate balance of the unregistered pharmaceutical trade partnerships both in country and abroad.

Hispanics are a generally tight-knit association of individuals and are well known for there progresive venturing in the experimental boundaries of individual-to-space ratio, challenging the preset limitations of maximum occupancy in both the domestic and automotive frontiers. They also love tacos, white women, vintage land-cruisers (often adorned with fuzzy, shiny, or religious peripherals), yard sales, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (the playful, informal moniker Holmes being incorporated often in their native tongue of Hispanish), shooting, stabbing, and white women.