Easter



Easter is the holiday that celebrates the day Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, rose from the dead. It is the most holy of all Christian holidays (closely followed by Christmas, Stephen Colbert's Birthday, and Ronald Reagan's Birthday).

Recently, however Easter has come Under Attack from the Jesus-hating secular progressives crowd. Now is the time for all good heroes to come to the aid of America and The Baby Jesus. Join Our Glorious Stephen in the fight to defend Easter!

The Story of Easter
Everyone knows this from homeschool, but for the few who went to public school (losers!) and must use The Google to find out more because their parents don't love them enough to tell them the full, true story about Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, Wikiality.com provides this page without commercial interruption and formatted to fit your screen...

His father was an out-of-work carpenter, his mother a simple housewife...from these humble beginnings arose a Superstar!

'''The Story of Jesus: Behind The Bunnies: Easter! the True Biblical Story'''

Easter Fun Fracts

 * Easter eggs are Satan's creation meant to distract good Americans from our Lord's sacrifice. Amen.

Except the easter eggs laid by the bunny which bore Our Lord and Savior from his 3-day slumber. Amen. (for reals this time)


 * Nonetheless, the sanctity of Easter eggs must be protected against the non-celebrating Easter-hating "spring egg" Liberal contingent.


 * Easter is the holiday that celebrates the opposite of Wester.