Drug Tunnel

When terrorists want to hurt our values and damage the self esteem of America's children, they use drug tunnels to sneak into America undetected!

Drug tunnels are holes under America's border with Mexico--and only Mexico--through which terrorists penetrate America's innocence. Illegal immigrants help build the tunnels in exchange for green cards and white women. The tunnels vary in size and were only first detected in 2007 by policies implemented by The Greatest President Ever.