Thatchers

Thatchers
Also known as lady balls. Thatchers are a rare gift, usually reserved for ugly British people and East German communist, and are considered the female counterpart to man balls.

History
Thatchers were first discovered in Britian during the 1980's when the UK was ruled by the conservative manly man Margaret Thatcher. About 5 years into his term some liberal factinista discovered that Margaret Thatcher was actually a woman, but was also found to have a big pair of lady balls. This fact was ignored by the British public as British people don't talk about such American things as balls, ball size, or women in general.

It wasn't until 2006, when all American hero Stephen Colbert was searching his gut for more truthiness to present to the heros, that anyone besides the British liberal media and Margaret Thatcher, knew of their existance. Stephen went on to tell the American people to truth behind lady balls and, in honour of the woman whom was gifted with the first pair, gave them the name Thatchers.

Ballasity
Ballasity

While it is possible for (republican) women to be gifted with Thatchers, one must remember that these lady balls do not have the same ballasity as good old fashioned American man balls. The following list gives a comparison of ballasity to illustrate this point:

1 of Stephen's balls = infinite American man balls

1 American man ball = 10 Thatchers

1 Thatcher = 1000 liberal sack*

(*we all know they don't have balls)