Teddy Bear

Teddy Bears are toys designed to give children a false sense of security around the godless killing machines.

Named after a hippie Whig, teddy bears were created after America's original illegal immigrants, the communists, infiltrated our once great land. They found that by using the toy animals, they could get impressionable young Americans to swallow all their commie lies.

Teddy Bears come in many shapes, sizes and colors, are often treated with lead and never wear clothes.