George Allen



Like Stephen Colbert, George Allen has a deep affection for the ethnics. Born in Whittier, California, on the same day Adolph Hitler's mother pushed Adolph out of her womb, he is now a Republican United States Senator from Virginia. He is running for re-election in 2006 and has been mentioned as a possible candidate for the Republican nomination in the 2008 Presidential election. Recently, he has been involved in a number of controversies, most prominently his use of the word "macaca."

George Allen is a compassionate conservative but if you make him mad (just being a typical hum drum democrat with a camera who follows his campaign) he will insult you, especially if you aren't the same skin color he is. A darker complexion democrat was called a Macaca. No one gives him credit for knowing french.

What Exactly is a Macaca, You Ask?
Courtesty of Urbandictionary.com Courtesy of Merriam-Webster's Medical Dictionary, © 2002 Merriam-Webster, Inc.
 * Macaca (n)
 * A racial slur used against Arabs or dark-skinned people of North Africa meaning "monkey".
 * Macaca (n)
 * A genus of Old World monkeys including the rhesus monkey (M. mulatta) and other macaques

Courtesy of WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University
 * Macaca (n)
 * A macaques; rhesus monkeys

I think you pretty much get it, especially if you are an It-getter

He takes pictures with Ethnics

Things Senator George Allen Like Doing When He's Not At Work

 * Fly his Confederate Flag Proudly
 * Watch The Dukes of Hazzard
 * Have Tea and Crumpets with Zell Miller
 * Mow the lawn on his Make-Believe-Plantation
 * Channels Governor George Wallace Spirit
 * Chants the South will rise again every morning

By Christ! George Allen Is Not Jewish!
Senator Allen is not Jewish! Although people might be lead to think this of him, it is untrue. You might ask yourself; Jewish? Who woulda thunk it? It's those facty reporters that's who, trying to discredit Senator Allen by casting Jewy aspursions upon his good Republican name.