Larry the Cable Guy

Daniel Lawrence Whitney (born Larry the Cable Guy and dumped in a trash can at a NASCAR event moments afterwards) is a breed of hyper-intelligent, ultra-conservative heroic Americans.

His style of anti-semetic, anti-Muslim, anti-thinking humor has brought smiles to children's faces all over the greater 48 states.

He is also known for bravely withstanding the barrage of verbal assults from that leftist liberal Jew comedian, David Cross.