Gay Discrimination

Due to the number of gays that are claiming there is no difference between what is being done to them and the Jim Craw laws we at the Colbert Nation propose that the following laws be inacted (hey they're already saying we do this so why not do it?).

Alabama
Gays must wear a pink hat.

Alaska
Gays will not be allowed with in 200 yards of bears

Arkansas
Gays will be forbidden from driving under bridges

Arizona
Lesbians can not run for Governor

California
Girly men can only live in the Bay area and Hollywood.

Colorado
transexuals can't wear ski suits.

Delaware
gays must use a size 1 pencil

Florida
gays can't hold public office

Idaho
Gays are not allowed in public bathrooms

Minnesoda
Same as Idaho

Kansas
Must live within 2 miles of Fred Phelps House

Louisiana
Must not have parades

Montana
transexuals can't live in mountain cabins

New York
Gays must live on fire Island

New Jersey
Bisexuals can't run for governor

Texas
Gay men must refer to themselves as girls.

Tennesse
All gay men must write plays

Oklahoma
All lgbt are subject to the anual bear hunt

Utah
Death pentalty

Washington
though shalt not bogart that joint.