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=U.S.-Mexico Border Fence=

=Amusement Park To Open In Dubai=
 * Religious Consultant: Look, I told you before, Winnie Woodpecker does not follow the Islamic Dress Code. We cannot have her parading in such slutty dress within the Amusement Park.--Redskirt 18:03, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
 * If you think she's bad wait till you see donald duck, that guy doesn't even wear pants. --Grazon 19:35, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
 * Lol, didn't Finland banned Donald Duck back in the 70's for that reason?
 * Turned out to be an Urban Legend (still funny though). --Grazon 02:51, 8 April 2008 (UTC)


 * Jeb Bush watches as Saudi bankers repossess sections of Florida.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 21:54, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

=More Than 400 Children Removed From Fundamentalist Sect=
 * Here comes the bride..... --Grazon 04:45, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
 * Lolis Removed? Pedobear Disapproves!!

=Kansas Defeats Memphis To Become 2008 NCAA Men's Basketball Champions=

=Tennessee Defeats Stanford To Become 2008 NCAA Women's Basketball Champions=

=Protesters Disrupt The International Olympic Torch Relay=
 * Help! Fire! Fire! Put out that flame!--80.237.206.10 12:06, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
 * If they think the protesters in Paris are nuts just wait till they come to San Francisco. --Grazon 21:43, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
 * If they think Jacobian French protesters (Reign of Terror) or McCarthyist American protesters (White Terror) are violent, just wait until the torch is touring Tibet... they will know the true meaning of Terror.--87.13.147.215 00:20, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
 * ...because Toronto was simply too controversial a choice. - The Lake Effect 23:21, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

=General Petraeus Testifies Before Congress=
 * All three presidential candidates are on the committee, it's time to use triplespeak.--91.121.102.64 00:32, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
 * I am sick of you liberals pushing for these hearings! Can it wait for my nail polish to dry!?--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 21:47, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

=Quebec City Armory Burned Down=
 * Yet another example of a Quebec public building with a problematic open-air roof.--OHeL 23:30, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
 * Separatists dealt another blow as their chief WMD stockpile is ruined. - The Lake Effect 23:23, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

=Police Find 130 Marijuana Plants In Burning Home=
 * Evidence disappears in the custody of two very happily stoned police officers. - The Lake Effect 23:25, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

=Researchers Use Ice Cores For Climate Studies=
 * "But what we'd really like now is some vodka, rum, and whiskey. You know, for Climate Studies." - The Lake Effect 23:26, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

=Monks Protest China's Tibet Policy=


 * Those monks are looking FAB-ulous! - The Lake Effect 23:30, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

=Retired Subway Cars Used To Create Reefs=


 * "That f---in' subway car couldn't keep his dirty mouth shut. Now he's gonna sleep with the fishes." Just another Thursday on the East River. - The Lake Effect 01:19, 10 April 2008 (UTC)