Family Values

Family values is a measure of a family's politcal worth. Since 9-11, some people have stated that it is wrong to place an actual monetary value on people, but when people became angry about trying to buy people, the Liberal Media forced the nation to change their minds about the idea.

Having no choice but to do as the American people wished, Karl Rove and other prominent Republicans (like Frank Luntz) created a formula that will, once and for all, place a value on an American family. That formula1 is called the "Freedom and Justice For All Calculator"