American Attributes Of Perfection

On October 10, 2008, [{Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA]] announced a new batch of bastards not honoring him.

One of these insensitive award-winning groups was the government of Nepal, who named a new "Kumari Devi", a living goddess and once again, they failed to name Stephen, despite sharing many of their 32 attributes of perfection.

These attributes include crap about their hair and eyes and other junk.

Wikiality.com would like to amend this oversight by listing the many ways Stephen has achieved American Perfection.

The Infinite Attributes Of American Perfection That Stephen Possesses

 * 1) giant balls
 * 2) wonky ear