Nintendo

Nintendo is a company that was started prior to World War II. It was created with the intent of baking gingerbread cookies and shipping them to unknowing FULL BLOODED AMERICANS in an effort to make them full and lazy during the attack of Pearl Harbor, thus preventing a counter attack. But unknowning to the Japanese, the gingerbread men were sent to Canada, and a counter attack on Japan soon ensued with 5,630,512 newly created atom bombs, thus making WWII the shortest war in the history of America. Japan was then annexed as a part of the US, thus making nintendo its bitch.