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=Wrapped Boxes Given to Zoo Animals=

A friggin' banana? Why did you even bother wrapping this shit? --El Payo 23:47, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

This better be the plane ticket back to Africa I asked Santa for. --El Payo 23:47, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

=Airlines Business During Holidays=


 * American Airlines unveiled its new Passu-Suck vacuum passenger removal system to speed the exit of fliers during the busy holiday travel season. --El Payo 09:46, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

=Iraq Study Group Releases Report=

"Hey. Baker. Who invited the old bag?" --El Payo 23:48, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

"James Baker blinks during a break at the Iraq Study Group report-release party."--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 01:50, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

=Machu Picchu=

"Aerial view of the go-cart track at the new Mel Gibson Amusement Park in Peru."--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 01:52, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

=Indian Men and Condoms=

Steely Danji. --El Payo 09:47, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

=Restaurant Introduces Heart Attack Burger=

Seasoned with the ashes of previous customers. --El Payo 09:48, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

=Bush and Rice=

=Indian Woman Crosses Foggy Road=

=Man with Snake Through His Nose=

Sankes in a Brain. --El Payo 06:51, 12 December 2006 (UTC) Thank you, I'm here all week. Try the veal.

=Newly Elected 110th Congress=

Let the corruption ceremonies commence! --El Payo 09:49, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

=President Speaks At Chinese Conference=

"Don't plan on throwing up on anyone. Wouldn't be prudent." --El Payo 09:50, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

=Dog Dresses in Santa Hat=

=The Greatest President Ever Holding Baby=

=Monk and 11th Century Statue=

=Skeleton Found in Mass Grave= "I told them to make sure the chicken was cooked thoroughly.'' --El Payo 09:09, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

=Charity Fun-Run=

=First Lady Bush=

=Pigs=

=Pygmy Marmoset=