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=Treasury Secretary Geithner Arrives For News Conference=

"I get this uncanny feeling that I'm being stalked by, I don't know, democracy or some shit."

=California Grape Harvest Down=

"When I saw the job title 'bungholer", I was imagining something different."

=Wild Koala Takes Drink From Australian Firefighter=

"It's oll roit, mite. A little vodka'll put ye in the mood for some rumpy-pumpy."

=Ford's Theater To Commemorate Lincoln's Birthday With Grand Reopening=

Lady: Do you think Obama would like to see a play here? Why not? oh.......right. --Grazon 18:41, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

=Owner Of Peanut Company In Salmonella Scandal Takes Fifth Before Congress=

My hypnotic tie will keep you from detecting my lies. Especially you acidheads.


 * "I, Mr. Peanut Guy, do solemnly swear to not spread liberal diseases, and to ge tmy ass kicked by Stephen Coblert on the next Colbert Report, then thank him for it." --DorkVader 17:49, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

=Sussex Spaniel Wins 2009 Westminster Best In Show=

"They must like it when my little red thing is out."

=CEOs For 8 Banks Testify Before Congress=

All together now! "You had it coming! You had it coming!  You only have yourselves to blame...." Atenea del Sol 19:02, 15 February 2009 (UTC)


 * "The folks a top the ladder
 * are the ones the world adores -
 * So boost me up my ladder kid
 * and I'll boost you up yours!"


 * "When you're good to Mama
 * Mama's good to you!!"--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:30, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

=Business Slows For American Fast Food Restaurants In China=

Word got out that it was made of actual chicken, not dog. Sales plummeted.

=Scientists Mark The 200th Anniversary Of Charles Darwin's Birth=

"This garden looks far too organized to have happened randomly."
 * And when he realized you were right Richard Dawkins dropped his pants and took a dump in the garden while Pat Robertson wacked it with glee.