God

Only God can create things. Not evolution, not Barry Manilow.

Synonomous with Stephen Colbert. Real Americans know Jesus Christ is God, so that means that Stephen is the second coming of Christ.

God watches Comedy Central Monday-Thursday. It's not clear if he watches at 8pm Pacific Time, or 11pm Eastern time.

It is also a proven fact that God is a neo-conservative, or a republican, it really whatever George W. Bush describes himself as being at any given time.

According to the Bible, God loves everyone. But beware his wrath if you mention bears. Bears are not anyone, so they are not included in the set of "everyone." Neither are humans who mention bears; God has his own Never existed list, just like Stephen does.

God likes the Kinks but stays true to his christian values.

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