Communist



Somebody who hates liberty and America. Straight and simple.

Communism was invented by Groucho Marx, with help from his brothers Zeppo, Hippo and Dumbo. Hippo Marx later disavowed his actions, and the Baby Jesus reportedly said, "Okay, fine. You can stand outside heaven. Just close enough to groove to the music a little." It claims that all the money and power should not be in the hands of wealthy capitalists, but instead should be in the hands of wealthy politicians. There were once many communists in America but they all moved to Canada after Senator Joseph McCarthy made them wear little red stars on their hats. There, most of them froze to death because they forgot to wear a warm coat. This is why the war against communism is referred to as the "Cold War."

A word of warning: keep small children away from communists. A recent study indicates that at least 17 out of 10 communists alive today have eaten babies at some point in their lives. John Kerry is a Communist, and he has eaten babies.

Contrary to popular belief, Commmunist actually is indeed synonymous with liberal.

All SPs are Communists but not all Communists are SPs.

James Bond was put on earth by Jesus to kill massive numbers of communists.

Communists abound in Manitoba, where the free health care made all the liberals die of free lobotomy failiure. Manitoba is now the leading advocate for communism in North America.

Jesus
Sadly many Communists will have you believe Jesus was Communist. But these are Commie liberals spreading their useless rhetoric everywhere! The truth is Jesus was not Communist, he believed people should be equal and man shall live at the same social status, which is impossible with the Greatest President still in total control.