Courts/Supreme Court

The Greatest Country in the world, America! (WOO-HOO!) originally had three branches of government. But since George W. Bush (WHOO-HOO!) is The Greatest President™ there really isn't a need for the other two: the election deciders and  that other one...um, hang on, it'll come to me...  well, maybe not. But it doesn't matter, America doesn't need more than George W. Bush, The Greatest President™.

Until the rest of the country can catch up with the Republican plan for America, we have to keep this third branch of government. Checks and Balances suck.

They aren't that bead really. At least most of them aren't activist judges!

Activist judges hate America.