John Wilkes Booth

John Wilkes Booth was a close friend of Saddam Hussein and a founding member of the Factonistas.

Assasination of Lincoln
Booth was so upset with Lincoln's Unchaining of the African-Americans that he conspired with Hussein and other freedom-haters to assasinate Lincoln at Gerald Ford's Theater during a production of Cats. During a stirring rendition of the song 'Memory,' Booth crept into the Presidential Box and struck Lincoln just above the ear with a frozen herring.

He then leapt to the stage, breaking his collarbone, and fled to Brazil.

Death
Booth reportedly died in a freak hang gliding accident on Sugarloaf Mountain in 1923.