Liberals

Liberals are what is wrong with America. They eat tofu and read the New York Times. They drive Priuses and belong to group like PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) and the Sierra Club. They would rather save a spotted owl than provide good, honest, hard-working Americans with the oil they need to fuel their SUVs, which they need to drive to little Tommy's soccer practice down the street where they can sit with mom and enjoy a beer and apple pie. (Nevermind that the soccer field is just four blocks from home and Tommy and the rest of the family could stand to lay off the beer and apple pie and get more exercise than they get from playing PSP games).

Liberal trivia

 * Liberals are single-handedly responsible for the sale of every Dixie Chicks album. (Just ask Toby Keith).