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Screengrab from the latest episode of Stephen Colbert Presents Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: The New Tek Jansen Adventures showing a closer look at the alien associated with the Thermond Chang gang who shot the Alpha Squad agent after chasing him into what he believed to be an empty kitchen, but wasn't because young Tek had gone into it a few minutes before to refill his space dog tray after Janna asked him out to dinner and then he stumbled into a shelf filled with Thermond Chang dolls allowing him to secretly find out that Thermond Chang was actually evil before an injured Alpha Squad agent handed him a megafiche (Magnafiche? Matafiche? Metafiche?) to deliver to Alpha Squad Headquarters, which he had to stooped down to pick up after dropping it making the kitchen appear empty to anyone taking a cursory look inside, "The Colbert Report", September 12, 2007.