Markos Moulitsas

The worst kind of abomination against The Baby Jesus and America.

"Markos" has a blog that clogs Ted Stevens' internets tubes called "The Daily Gay".

Every liberal is required to visit the blog daily (hence the name) and memorize all of Markos' rants, despite Christian protestations. In addition to his blog, Markos wrote a book encouraging liberals to get involved in politics.

Stephen was forced to nail the whiney little bitch on April 6, 2006.

And America was safe for the time being.