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=New York City Celebrates The New Year=


 * Rudy mistakes fireworks celebration with 9/11. - The Lake Effect 15:40, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

=Romanian Boy Marks New Year With Traditional Bear Costume=


 * Francois the French Communist Godless Gay Grizzly Bear has a Romanian cousin. 06:19, 2 January 2008 (UTC)Grazon
 * Hey bears: in post-Soviet Romania little boys eat you! --Careax 17:55, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

=Kenya Holds Election=
 * Kenyan soldiers are grateful that they're not guarding ballot boxes in Florida. - The Lake Effect 15:34, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
 * So that's what happened to the missing Florida ballots! --Careax 17:59, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

=Property Owners Dispute Border Fence's Exact Location=
 * Liberal immigration theory in practice: if I pretend there is no border the problem will go away! --Careax 17:58, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

=Tiger Escapes Enclosure Kills 1, Mauls 2, Is Killed=

Make no mistake it was a bear in disguise that attacked those people but the PC Machine that runs San Francisco is covering it up. 23:24, 5 January 2008 (UTC)Grazon

=Protesters Disrupt Rose Parade=


 * Emeril did not see that one coming. BAM! - The Lake Effect 15:37, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

=Barack Hussein Obama Wins Iowa Democrat Caucus=


 * Iowa confirms that yes, Obama IS black enough to run for president. - The Lake Effect 15:36, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
 * "Hey, will you please stop flashing that laser pointer in my eyes Hillary!" --Careax 17:53, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

=Mike Huckabee Wins Iowa Republican Caucus=
 * Once again, the Colbert bump still at work. - The Lake Effect 15:36, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
 * The Iowa Republican caucus... also known as the Who Has The Biggest Podium Contest. --Careax 17:56, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

=North Korea Misses Nuculer Deadline=

=Small Nevada Town Flooded After Levee Breaks=


 * Hop on down to IHOP. 22:38, 6 January 2008 (UTC)Grazon