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=Wikiality.com's Gift To Iraq on the 4th Anniversary of the Democracy Giving= The traditional gift for a fourth anniversary is linen.



"I hope this is fire retardant." --OHeL 03:09, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

 "And bulletproof." --Alethic Logic 03:16, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

"And bomb proof!" Tourskin 03:44, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

"And sneaky soviet spy proof!"Tourskin 03:44, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

=Vice President Dick Cheney=

So when I know I'm going to burp - I just hold it in like this. Otherwise, it sounds like "quack". --Alethic Logic 01:56, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

"Dick Jr." --Alethic Logic 01:57, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

"Dubai or not Dubai - that is the question". --Alethic Logic 19:39, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

"Is that my left arm tingling, or am I just pleased to see you?" --Careax 03:01, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Dick Cheney's inner child coming out of the closet, right next to the skeletons.

=Alberto Gonzales Responds to Questions=

"Good evening folks. It's great to be doing stand-up again. I just finished signing the termination letters of eight U.S. attorneys, and boy is my hand tired!..." [DEAD SILENCE] "...Ouch! Tough crowd!" --Careax 07:56, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

"OK everybody chill out with the questions, okay, I've called this meeting in the White House Disco Office cause we're gonna kick it back a little... Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mambo No. 5..." Factbook 02:57, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

"...and that is how I sneaked into this lovely country..."Tourskin 03:02, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

"You will not question my integrity. You will look at the hypnotic carpet and fall into a deeeeeep sleeeeeep." --Careax 04:32, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

=Terrorist Confesses= To post which crimes this man has confessed to, click here.



I still get the chicks, even when I look like this. --OHeL 07:19, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

"NO SOUP FOR YOU!" --Careax 07:57, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

=Karl Rove and Alberto Gonzales=

Mr. Rove blows a kiss to his beloved Fox News. --Careax 02:50, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

"Tee hee hee... Did I do that?" Factbook 23:26, 18 March 2007 (UTC)


 * " Oooh, I wonder If I left the TV on back at home..."Tourskin 02:06, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

Even after years of practicing, Karl still hasn't got the Doctor Evil pose right. --Careax 04:30, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

=The Greatest President Visits Mexico=

 --OHeL 12:59, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

"Pull my finger." --Careax 02:49, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

"Don't make me bomb you! I got Tony Blair to help out too!"Tourskin 02:59, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

"Wait, you said 'Five, take away three?' Uh... uh... " Factbook 03:13, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

"Fool me once... shame on me..."  --Alethic Logic 22:13, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

=Joseph Wilson's Wife Testifies Before a Congressional Subcommittee=

"You are trying to portray me as the villian here. Anyone who grew up watching the Batman TV show knows that if I was a villian, the camera lens would be tilted on an angle. " --OHeL 12:39, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

Don't be fooled, I'm a natural blonde... double agents always dye their eyebrows! but the soul patch was definitely not my idea... Factbook 02:44, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

=Pro-War Demonstrators March in Washington=

Some outstanding citizens indicate their eagerness to enlist and make up for deficits in the troop surge! Factbook 02:39, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Michael Moore look-alike contest underway in Washington. --Alethic Logic 22:14, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

=Gold Buillon=

Halliburton prepares their new corporate paperweights for distribution. --Careax 02:15, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

=Roller Derby in Denver=

Liza Minelli sinks to a new low. --Careax 02:14, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

=Australian Police=

That would be all of them.

=Boatbuilders Provide Drugrunners with Superfast Craft=

Now, that's what I call a "V-8" engine configuration! --OHeL 03:09, 20 March 2007 (UTC)


 * "YO GRINGO! THIS TAKE YA TO THE MOON IF IT HIGH!"Tourskin 03:46, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

=Snow Donut= Snow donuts are formed natually



Another donut desperately attempts to escape from Michael Moore's clutches. --Careax 06:52, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

=World's Smallest Horse=

=A Man Works on a Highrise Building=

=Condoleezza Rice Testifies Before Congressional Committee=