Sharia Law





Sharia Law (or Muslim Holy Law) that will be put into place under Imam Barack Hussein Obama, once he places a fatwah on America's White House.

Common Sharia Laws
Sharia Law has edicts covering every aspect of life. A good mooslim must follow these or suffer the consequences prescribed in their so-called "holy book", the Koran.

Hygiene

 * showers must be taken with camel piss.

Women's Dress

 * women must cover every portion of their filthy, filthy bodies

Dietary Guidelines

 * pigs are as unclean as women and neither shall be eaten

Punishments For Defying Sharia Law

 * forgetting to pray five times a day? That's a beheading.
 * forgetting to face East? That's a beheading.
 * cleaning your prayer rug? That's a beheading.
 * you look like Jon Stewart? That's a beheading.