Nicolas Sarkozy



The most likely winner of the upcoming French presidential election. Whilst initially showing an admirable intention to help in the ass kicking of Saddam Hussain, his attitude with time has become more cheese eatingly Surrenderish.

Early life

Pál Sárközy was the illigitimate love child of French pop icon Serge Gainsbourge and Ayn Rand. Rand gave birth in 1928 in a Budapest hospital (making him technically Hungarian) however the young Sarko was swiftly abducted by a family of travelling French accordian players who took him to france where he developed an impressive hatred of imigrants.

Economic Policy

Reinvigorate an inefficient hairy armpitted French economy, particularly privatization of the baguette and garlic industries.

Foreign Policy

Annexation of the Iberian Peninsula.

Invasion of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland

absolute failure to achieve these aims see France

Quotations

"I surrender"