Hippies

Hippies are the aboriginals of the commie world, a less advanced version of liberals. Hippies are smelly people with poor fashion sense. Female hippies are undistinguishable from the males, as body hair, smellyness, and general annoying attitude are universal.

Hippie Religion
Hippies gather together in circles to worship a round ball called a "Hacky-sack". Its only a matter of time before the hacky-sack becomes recognized as the threat to America that it is.

Hippie recreation
Hippies enjoy smoking weed from bongs at outdoor concerts, playing frisbee and listening to the music of Phish, The Grateful Dead and the Dave Matthews Band. They differ from Yuppies, who enjoy smoking cigars at a wine bar, playing golf, and listening to the music of Hootie and the Blowfish.

Famous Hippies

 * Jerry Garcia
 * Janis Joplin
 * Grace Slick
 * Ken Kesey
 * Bill Clinton
 * Tommy Chong

Reformed Hippies

 * George Will
 * Jerry Falwell
 * Cheech Marin
 * George Bush