Talk:Alec Baldwin

The Hair
What an astute observation about the hair. However, the explanation for the beast that is Alec Balwdin's hair sounds supisciously too much like something from Uncyclopedia. It follows their often used (and now tired) formula:
 * X (character) "creates shortly after" Y (event) or
 * random date from long ago
 * subject in question is not what it seems but instead is some odd (and unrelated, hence too random) scientific-sounding element or invention

The idea of writing about Baldwin's hair is brilliant, but the style is not as satirical as it could be; there is too much reliance on the above random formula for which Uncyc is known.

Try to rely less on randomness, and more on mockery.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 21:00, 27 May 2007 (UTC)