WikiNerd

A WikiNerd is a cave-dwelling four-eyes with low self-esteem and an innate fear of sunlight. The passive-aggressive WIkiNerd cannot eat most green vegetables, because the digestive tract of these insidious half-man, half-gerbals is completely mutated into a cheetoes and cola diet, which is the only thing it will successfully digest. The resulting malnutrition has created a state of extreme myopia (or near-sightedness, for you nearsighted four-eyes out there), as well as several skin allergies to elements like air and water and human contact.

When WIkiNerds meet online, after WarCraft has left them in a decided enui, they guiltily herd towards WikiPedia, where they begin to hop up and down in their cheap Ikea chairs and pound out the ape-like gospel of the chior of the Damned. When crossed, they will delete you entry. Actually, you pretty much just need to have written something and they will go ahead and delete it, claiming first lack of relevancy, then lack of citations, then a lack of references to cheetoes and, well, you get the picture, as it's probably feeding time again by then, anyway.