Christine O'Donnell



Christine O'Donnell is a wholesome nice girl who wont have sex until she is elected as the Tea Bagging Senator of Delaware.

Tea Bagging Agenda:

 * Jubs: She will bring new jubs to her State, starting with herself!
 * Education for Real Americans only
 * No More Sex
 * No More Bailouts
 * Restore Christian Morality to America Joos, you are on your own "Anne Frank is on the third floor in a room behind the bookcase."
 * Destroy the Libural Media
 * Cut funds for a cure to AIDS Gay Fads
 * Destroy the RINOs

External Tubes

 * Tea Party wins!
 * Tea Baggers declare Delaware to be theirs!
 * Even Democrats support O'Donnell!
 * Liburals terrified! Welcomes Tea Baggers Overlords
 * Republican Goddess Talks about Teh Sexxxor
 * Christine O'Donnell no need no stinking bribe money
 * FINE, SHE DONT NEED YOUR STINKING MONEY, SHE CAN WIN ON HER OWN!
 * THANK YOU JESUS, WE CAN NOW STOP EATING RAMEN NOODLES!
 * Mike Castle now a fugitive
 * American Hater disses Tea Bagging Goddess!
 * O'Donnell sells pies to pay campaign bills
 * Christine O'Donnell good for the economy. The Free Market haz voted