Restoring Truthiness

Restoring Truthiness Rally
 * (also known as March for Truthiness, Truthiness Rally, Stephen Colbert Glorious Rally That is Bigger than Martin Luther King, Jr's and Glenn Beck's Combined)

It's time to Restore Truthiness to America!

When:
Possibly during the Second Coming of Christ or when Stephen Colbert feels like it.

Where:
At the doorsteps of the liburals elite, the den of the beast, the 9th of libural hell... possibly somewhere in Washington, DC. (?)

History

 * I was woken in the middle of the night by this (along with the sound of my cat getting ready to pee on the rug).


 * Think about it. It’ll be just like Colbert’s mockery awesomeness of GW Bush at the 2006 White House Correspondent’s Dinner, but 500,000 people will be able to participate with him. We’ll all stay totally in character as teabaggers Tea Patriots . The kid with the microphone that interviews all the idiots Real Patriots at these things can come by and we’ll ramble into his microphone.


 * This would be the high water mark of American satire Truthiness . Half a million people pretending to suspend all rational thought in unison. Perfect harmony. It’ll feel like San Francisco in the late 60s, only we won’t be able to get any acid.


 * I know you’re out there somewhere, Stephen, watching LOLcat gifs along side us. We need you. There’s no way to have a logical public discussion with the teabaggers Real Patriots . The best we can do is to mimic them. Show them a mirror and hopefully some will realize how ridiculous glorious they actually are… Or maybe they won’t even realize that they’re being mocked glorified, which could be even more awesome.

Official Tubes

 * Colbertrally.com
 * Restoring Truthiness Facebook

External Truthi Tubes

 * I Have a Dream Too!
 * Minions calling Colbert to join Glenn Beck!
 * Series of Tubes calls Nation's Hero to restore Truthiness
 * Liburals terrified of Truthiness Rally
 * Even John Stewart is terrified!
 * Even Washington, DC is terrified as well!
 * is official, series of tubes cannot wait!