Brampton

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Home of the Brave OHL stick masters The Brampton Battalion This age old town may have perhaps been founded on the grave site of ancient Injun eagle hunters. Brampton is not only a breeding ground for unbridled urban sprawl, but has also become the hotspot for Canada's Christian-hating population. As the beautiful and heavan bound white Bramptonians have moved westbound to Georgetown, for shelter, thousands upon thousands of bear loving muslimshave found this bacteria filled bog to be quite warm and charming place to raise there little "Osama's". "A great place to raise suicide bombers and bears" says the local halal meat shop across from Brampton's immoral and world famous "Purple City District".