Jeff Gordon

Jeff Gordon is a NASCAR driver, and one of the sons of Dale Earnhardt.

Early Life
Born to Dale and his mistress Cheryl Gordon, Jeff sadly never knew Dale was his father until Dale died. Cheryl married a man named John Bickford, and the couple moved to Indiana, where Jeff was educated in the school of open-wheel racing. Jeff was poised to drive in the Indianapolis 500, when his team decided not to run. Dejected, young Jeff searched for a new racing series.

NASCAR
Bickford, knowing Jeff's father's real identity, suggested NASCAR. Jeff saw how easy it was for fat, drunken rednecks to be hired, so he figured he'd join. So he grew a mullet and mustache and started wearing cheap sunglasses. Unfortunately, the only team that would hire him thought that he was gay, so his car was painted like a rainbow.

In 1993 Jeff won the NASCAR Rookie of the Year award. In 1994 he won his first race. In 1995 he won his first of four championships: the others were in 1997, 1998, and 2001. He won the Daytona 500 in 1997, 1999, and 2005. All in all, since joining the NASCAR circuit, Jeff has won 79 races. Most were between 1995 and 2001, his first and last championship years. This is mostly because since 2002, Jeff Gordon 2.0, Jeff's robotic clone produced by sponsor DuPont, has been stealing headlines and races from Jeff.

Sexuality
Jeff Gordon has been rumored to be gay ever since he started driving in NASCAR. The rumor made national headlines when he divorced his first wife, Brooke, who mentioned it in their divorce papers. However, the truth is that Jeff is bisexual. He married a Belgian model and they had a kid in June 2007. She has been reported to be just as smokin' hot as her mom.

Drivers Jeff was rumored to be involved with during his single period from 2002-2004 include Jamie McMurray, Kasey Kahne, and current teammate Casey Mears.

Endorsements
Jeff is known to endorse DuPont, Nicorette, Pepsi, and Playgirl magazine.