Britain



Britain isn't quite as great as Great Britain, but it's still all right. The British people lend their name and nationality to the entire citizenry of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland and also to the British Empire, which is On Notice. Britain, you better watch out. Stephen Colbert is coming after you.

Britain Trivia

 * Many famous British people are actually English. Isn't that funny?
 * British food tastes like dog droppings. Actually, dog droppings are probably better.
 * The beer in Britain is actually just flavored water.