Associated Press

The Associated Press is a secret group of Factonistas working to undermine America and everyone who values freedom.

Their work is mysterious and they have peculiar rituals, but the Associated Press (AP) is nothing but a bunch of liberal commies trying to force their agenda down America's throat.

History
The AP started as soon as Guttenberg finished inventing the printing press. A couple of whiny "readers" complained that there should be "standards" and "a way to verify" what's being printed. Luckily, Guttenberg hid the bodies well.

But alas. Those whiny "readers" wrote down their ideas and hid them before anyone could discover where their secret writings were, or when they even held their meetings.