Ridiculous Theories and Notions


 * evolution
 * global warming
 * tame bears
 * baker's dozen
 * Patriotic Democrat
 * female orgasms
 * planets Ceres, Charon, & 2003 UB313
 * bad chocolate
 * peaceful Muslims
 * bilingual America
 * gay cowboys
 * heterosexual male cheerleaders
 * gravity
 * Lutheranism