99 Problems

'99 Problems is the title of a song by Stephen Colbert's musical black friend Jay-Z.

'99 Problems was also The Wørd on the August 22, 2006 edition of The Colbert Report. Stephen used it to outline the three dangers facing America: The United Nations, The MTV and Jay-Z, which together pose a grave threat to our nation’s security, because when mega-stars like Jay-Z team up with Kofi Annan suddenly international diplomacy becomes cool.