Fast Food

Everything's fast when it comes to fast food! It's prepared fast, you eat it fast, and it passes through your system very fast! Why? Because Americans don't have time to dawdle when it comes to eating.

Famous Fast food franchises

 * McDonalds: The apostrophe isn't the only thing missing - just ask the clown about his sanity.
 * Burger King: home of the creepy manic depressive plastic giant.
 * Taco Bell: anyone for a tiny Mexican dog taco?
 * Colbertaco: putting the rant in immigrant.