Germs

Germs are imaginary, microscopic dinosaurs, invented by liberals to frighten children into believing in Darwin.

Like every Ridiculous Theory and Notion, germs have no basis in reality (have you ever seen one?) and are nothing more than another tool used by scientists to waste tax-payers' monies on their own selfish needs and desires.

Dr. Colbert Weighs In
In a segment of Cheating Death with Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. during an episode of his award-winning newsprogram, "The Colbert Report", Dr. Colbert discussed how filthy Americans cars are

He also challenged The Heroes to discover the origin of the filthiness of our cars.

Who's Been Crapping In Our Cars?
Dr. Colbert asked and America must answer: Who's been crapping in our cars? Please post your theories below:


 * Georgians after eating peaches from their own state (which smell like Ted Turner's ass)