Privateer Colbert



Privateer Colbert is a quasi-fantasy briefly mentioned by Dr. Colbert on his April 20, 2009 episode of his award-winning news program "The Colbert Report."

Inspired by r0N pAuL, Privateer Colbert will use a Letter of Marque to protect America's Planet's oseans from the pirates who plunder booty.

Activities


Armed with a Letter of Marque, Privateer Colbert will:
 * riding the waves with his shirt open to the navel
 * storming pirate ships
 * saving a beautiful lady hostages
 * commanding a crew of ghostly skeletons
 * while his crab confidant plays songs on seashells