Vagina

The vagina is an amazing sexual organ that Stephen Colbert gets regularly.

Alleged Existence
Because the majority of people who contribute to this Wikiality have not ever actually seen a vagina in person, the existence of this alleged sexual organ is under question. Some say that it is merely a mythological artefact created by woman. Under what means? Dr. Edward Giles, Dungeons and Dragons gamemaster, claims that "[the vagina] is a holy grail that doesn't exist. It was a legend crafted by females in order to subvert men into getting cooties."

Until an actual sighting of this organ is seen by a writer of this wikiality, its existence cannot be confirmed.

Vaginas have been said to be squishy when moist.

Use over History
The Vagina, if it is indeed true, has seen many uses in the history of mankind. Or Womankind. And because some animals also have a vagina, it can be claimed that the vagina existed as far back as two days before Eve (the first human vagina) was created.

Use of the Vagina in Ancient Times
While not confirmed, it has been theorized that the vagina was used in ancient times to make babies, thusforth continuing the human species.

Use of the Vagina in the reign of the Catholic Church
Commonfolk used the vagina to reproduce, but priests preferred a a different method of copulation.

Use of the Vagina in Modern Times
Stephen Colbert

Use of the Vagina in the November Elections
Democrats will be using the Vagina to win more seats in Congress

Ways to gain access to Vagina
Thus far only three ways have been discovered to gain access to Vagina.


 * Be Stephen Colbert
 * Internet Pornography
 * Ask in the Colbert Nation Spam Forum for directions