The part of the Daily Show where John talks to his hero, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert

Early in the history of The Report, Stephen decided to give his jewish friend John Stewart a ratings boost at the end of The Daily Show. Since then, John has been honored and priveleged by being one of a handfull of people who get to talk to the greatest living american on a regular basis. It is often the only reason John gets up in the morning.

What They Talk About
Stephens graciously avoids small-talk for fear that they might stumble upon the subject that Stephen is awesome and John is not, and he might get embarrassed. Stephen usually talks some about John's guest. John always wants Stephen to pitch his show, but what's the point if all of America already watches every night?