Welfare Queen

Welfare Queen (title)
 * 1) the ruling member of a monarchical society (or hive).  An unelected post, the Welfare Queen rules for life (or until the benefits run out, whichever comes first)

Welfare Queen Trivia

 * the welfare drones in her hive provide her with an unlimited supply of stamps and cheese
 * when not sleeping will spend her days "watching her stories"
 * is distinguished from the rest of the hive by her larger-than-normal curlers and a bathrobe that is more lush than her hive-mates
 * when traveling, the drones pimp out the Welfare Queen's ride with flashy accountrement such as hanging dice and spinning rims.
 * the Welfare Queen may or may not have gold teeth

External Tube

 * How to Become a Welfare Queen 101
 * Welfare Queens are a burden to the Legal System
 * Welfare Queen receives a $25 check. Taxpayers complain thats too much money to give away!!
 * The GOP's strategic plan to fight child obesity and welfare queens!! Killing two birds with one stone!!
 * Jobless welfare queens demand free money. Get a job!
 * Welfare Queens demand more free money and free ice cream!
 * Welfare Queens steals from government!
 * Real American unveils awesome plan to eliminate Welfare Queens once and for all!!!
 * Welfare Queens demands free food
 * Government plan's to abolish Welfare Industry on its way!
 * Patriotic American demands the end of Unemployment Welfare Benefits! Evidence suggests that it hurts Economy
 * Welfare Queens robs Government!
 * Welfare undesirables ask for more money
 * English Welfare Queens overthrows British Government
 * Lazy commie workers stealing from Real Americans!
 * Lazy Welfare Queen demanding free money
 * Tricycle Welfare Queens demand free ride!
 * The system works! Welfare Queen stopped from committing fraud!
 * JPMorgan Tells Welfare Queens to get a jub!
 * More evidence indicates that White People are not Welfare Queen