Joshua Bolten

Joshua Bolton is the White House Chief of Staff who replaced Andy Card. Before replacing him, Bolton was Card's assistant. In other words, Josh Bolton is Andy Card 2.0.

Beyond his striking ability to yea-say with even more ardor than his predecessor, Bolton has distinguished himself by being slightly less overtly aggressive toward The Greatest President's enemies. While he seems to exude the same bland vanilla pudding charmlessness of all loyal Bush Administration officials, Bolton may nonetheless lack a certain vigorous pungency in the after-taste that Americans have come to know and expect of their "Bush Men." He just doesn't have the bite of a Karl Rove, the kick of an Alberto Gonzales, or the sour zing of a Tony Snow.

Who are you, Josh Bolton? Will the world ever know??