United Kingdom

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland completely encompasses the British Isles. The so-called Republic of Ireland is a complete liberal lie. Ireland is part of the United Kingdom and always has been, and always will be.

The United Kingdom, or U.K., used to be called the British Empire until they decided to stop displaying their superiority over everybody else on the planet (except for America, which fought the British in a titanic clash that stretched from Nova Scotia to Florida. It was called World War 0. America won.) and confined their awesome Britishness into just a few North Atlantic islands off the coast of Europe.

Currently, the United Kingdom is ruled by Prime Minister Tony Blair, who is certainly the greatest prime minister. Queen Elizabeth II is his boss, even though she's a woman and he's a man and they're not even married!

United Kingdom Trivia

 * Gandhi was an avid supporter of the United Kingdom. He reportedly liked it much better than he liked the British Empire.
 * Sherlock Holmes is from this country. He is third only to Chuck Norris and Stephen Colbert, because he can survive falling down really tall waterfalls with sharp rocks at the bottom.
 * The six territories of the U.K. are: England, Britain, Scotland, Wales, Ireland, and the Falkland Islands.
 * Britain, which is part of the United Kingdom, is absolutely not just the island with England, Wales, and Scotland on it. That island is called Great Britain. Regular Britain is, as evidenced by its name, similar but just not as great.