Monica Crowley

Although she denied it during an interview by Stephen Colbert on the The Colbert Report, Monica Crowley is the great-granddaughter of satanist Aleister Crowley. Do you expect the daugther of Satan to tell the truth?

She's best known for helping Richard Nixon "write" as he neared death. Some say that if she gained 20 pounds and changed her hair color, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between her and Monica "Lewinsky".

External Sources

 * Wikipedia's shrine to Aleister Crowley
 * Wikipedia's cover-up for Monica