Penis

The male sexual organ also known as the "penis" or "Peni"(plural) is a very simple instrument. So simple infact that it doesn't even need to be explained.

Below the Penis you will find a sack made of a substance similar to wet tissue paper surrounding "testicles" or "nuts" and in some cases "balls."

Most Liberals accuse Conservatives such as our fine and respected Commander in Chief, George W. Bush, of starting wars simply because they need to compensate for their lack of large peni. This is patently untrue. We all know that wars are started because freedom is not free. Freedom requires tough love, and tough love sometimes requires killing several thousand civilians to get those twelve or so people who might be thinking about the possibility of maybe detonating a dirty bomb during a Lee Greenwood concert.