Red Sox

The Red Sox are the only baseball team in America in which all the members are Commies. Based in Boston, Massachusetts, this band of Godless baseball players have their own legion of fans, known collectively as Red Sox Nation, and they worship the Baby Satan. Every last one of them. Even YOU, if you have ever watched a game on NESN.



The Red Sox are the mortal enemies of the New York Yankees, who, as we all know, are America's team.

Fun Facts

 * The Red Sox are owned by a secretive cabal of owners, whose members may or may not include the following listed here: Bears, Viacom, Michael Moore, Tom Cruise (who's not gay), and John Stewart.
 * Babe Ruth once played for the Red Sox, but after the double spy Harry Frazee saw enough potential in Babe to become a God-Fearing American, he sold him to the Yankees.
 * Fenway Park is the home of all Commiedom in America. you know it's true. Look it up in your gut.