Newt Gingrich



Former Speaker of the House and once-potential POTUS candidate in 2008, Newt Gingrich is known for his way with the ladies.

He was forced to divorce his third wife because she was inconsiderate enough to get cancer while he was busy having a career and a hot girlfriend. What a bitch.

In March 2007, during a radio interview with Focus on the Family's James Dobson, Gingrich admitted that he had carried on an extramarital affair during the time he was hounding Bill Clinton for his own infidelities. This is not the essence of hypocrisy, it is the essence of courage.

He did not run for the Presidency, even though he is the best adulterer the Republicans have.

Factoids



 * Wants to do away with freedom of speech in America. Freedom of speech on the internets only helps the terrorists, and his vision for America includes no rights for terrorists. Only liberals hate America.


 * His no fan of the Bill of Rights, except for The Second Amendment, Jesus's favorite amendment

External Tubes

 * Newt's Plans for America!
 * Newt Gingrich: A Real American Hero!