Colbert for President/2008 VP

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Kevin Cook as Veep - The Legitimate Version!!


On another note, famous martial artist and tight rope walker Kevin Michael Cook of Santa Rosa CA, and creator of the notorious defensive tactic system known as "8-Fist" describes Stephen as a quite man of dignified bearing and he'd be happy to run as his running mate (only once though as running has been deemed as "hard" on the joints - he prefers "rolling mate" remembering that Santa Rosa is close to Humbolt County), if Stephen would concede that Kevin defeated him in a twelve hour tournament de force of Risk - the popular board game circa 1992. **Look Stephen, this is Kevin, you know I won that game [fair the square] I'm offering myself to serve as Veep to show that I'm not a man who takes these things harshy No! No! No! No! Bob Saggit! Fudge Stick! Pippy Longstocking -- May the rotting corpse of Albert Lamorisse re-intune itsels as a Ring Wraith and Darken your Dreas For Ever!!!

Remember the Game - you cannot escape my "counterpoint."