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=Baseball Delayed For Snow=

Baseball player cocaine use on the rise again. --Alethic Logic 16:41, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

=One of Twenty-five Bamboo Lemurs Raised in Captivity=

=Friends of Scotland Charity's 2007 "Dressed to Kilt" show=

Janet Reno proves that with a pair of contact lenses and a stylish dress even she can go from hideous to just plain ugly. --Careax 05:25, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Stone practicing his runway, Watch out Heidi! --Colberican 18:06, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

=DNA Test Proves Paternity in Smith Case=

I SIRED IT! --MC Esteban™ 23:06, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Sure, everybody put their nickle in... But I'm the one who hit the jackpot!! --Alethic Logic 01:54, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

Biggest Bribe belonged to SmithTourskin 00:11, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

=Female Sumo Wrestlers=

I SIRED IT! --User:OHeL 23:06, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

=Bush Addresses Audience=

"I don't have time to watch the clock." --OHeL 11:07, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

(I wonder if I could squeeze one out without the microphone picking it up?) --Careax 23:48, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

"I'm the Decider, bitches, and don't you fucking forget it."--Demonseed 19:26, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

=The Circus Performs at Madison Square Garden=

Future Chinese immigrants practice new cargo container packing concept. --Alethic Logic 01:59, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

Chinese plan to reduce population by reducing fertility among womaen...Tourskin 00:11, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

Woman two up on the left: "damn it, did you just let one go Kim?!" --01:25, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

=British Bobbies Arrest Man After Soccer Match=


 * "I caught him stealing my apples sir"Tourskin 23:21, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

"But he must be a terrorist Sarge! He ain't pasty white like us!" --Careax 01:18, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

=Shipping Containers At A Port In Hong Kong=


 * China stockpiles weapons for invasion of Taiwan.Tourskin 23:21, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

Using afformentioned new human packing concept, China prepares to migrate their entire population to America. --Careax 23:40, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

More crap destined for WalMart is prepared for departure. --Careax 23:40, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

=The Floor of the New York Stock Exchange=

Trebling of American flags in the NYSE sends DOW Jones skyrocketing. God bless America! --Careax 01:20, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

=World Bank Chief, Paul Wolfowitz=

"I did NOT have sex with that woman... She wanted to... but..." --Alethic Logic 15:50, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

" My socks don't have any holes in them this time, so stop saying i'm cheap --Colberican 18:06, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

=A Black-footed Ferret=

New species: the hole-bear. --Alethic Logic 02:31, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

=Rare Deer Habitat Threatened=

Top scientists confirm: global warming will leave snow-camouflaged animals "SCA-REWED!" --Careax 01:22, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

=Orangutans Play With Monitor For A Study=

Wikipedia Administrator logs in --Alethic Logic 17:09, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

=Rudy Giuliani and Bernard Kerik=

Rudy Giuliani sneaks up on Bernard Kerik to play a friendly game of "Freeze" --Alethic Logic 17:12, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

Rudy isn't buying into the homosexual agenda, clearly you can see--Colberican 18:06, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

"Please say that's a gun muzzle you have pointing in my lower back Rudy!" --Careax 15:08, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

=Tennis Player Returns Ball=

=Bald Eagle Landing Near River=

Stephen Jr. rejects chicken, prefers sea gull. --Alethic Logic 02:29, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

=Richard Gere Kisses Indian Actress=

Is that a gerbil in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Ace-o-aces 20:23, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Now who's Breathless? --Alethic Logic 00:58, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

=Spanish Football League Match=

=Severe Nor'easter Hits Eastern Seaboard=

Playstation3's enhanced graphics add realism to Mario. --Alethic Logic 00:56, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

=Severe Nor'easter Hits Eastern Seaboard, #2=

Watching The Colbert Report when he should have been watching the Weather Report. --Alethic Logic 00:55, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

=Power Plant in Germany=