Lunch

Lunch is a meal between breakfast and dinner often eaten around noon unless you are a godless commie liberal keeping Stalin hours rather than MBA hours then lunch is actually eaten during dinner time or unlees you are French then it gets all screwed up by calling breakfast as small lunch, lunch as lunch as well as supper as lunch.

Dr. Stephen Colbert has certain views on free school lunches but chooses not to share them until John Kerry's wife, the heir of the Heinz catsup fortune, divorces and marries a real American.