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=The Greatest Vice President Ever Visits The Working Surge In Iraq=
 * This Vice Presidential visit is brought to you by John Deere. Because Nothing Runs Like a Deere. Except a Democrat. --Careax 01:06, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
 * "An invoice for services rendered from Halliburton for you to sign, sir..." --OHeL 01:35, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

=Barack Hussein Obama Delivers Speech About Race=
 * When I said that my race isn't about race, I lied.

=Protesters Mark 5th Anniversary Of War On Terror=


 * The ultimate in terrorist disguises: cowardly French mimes! --Careax 06:02, 20 March 2008 (UTC)


 * Get the counter-terrorist unit in there quick! Nothing shows dishonesty better than mimes.--Thedragonoverlord 14:15, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

=Actors Stage Play In Central Park Bathrooms=
 * Larry Craig takes center stage. 17:57, 20 March 2008 (UTC)Grazon

=Contaminated Soil Is Moved By Train In Montana=

=Heavy Storms Flood Highway In Missouri=

=Archeologists Find Skeleton That May Have Been Operated On 1,800 Years Ago=

=George W. Bush Defends the Iraq War=
 * The Department of Defense shows the liberals controlling Mount Rushmore what balls are made of and makes The Greatest President part of their official seal.--Pro-Lick 17:30, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

=Stingray Jumps Into Boat, Kills Woman=

=The Greatest Secretary Of State Ever Apologizes= Rice is apologizing for State Department contractors viewing Barack Hussein Obama's passport records without authorization.


 * Well, you see, he's black, and I'm not sure I trust niggers.--Pro-Lick 17:32, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
 * I have teeth that bite, and claws that catch. Fear me. Bi 05:43, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
 * Yes I can apologize sincerely and without clenching my fists, why do you ask?--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:29, 24 March 2008 (UTC)