New Parents

New Parents (pl. noun)
 * 1) any adult who chooses a child from the marketplace of children
 * 2) the new set of guardians that a child does not leave in order to return to his "old parents"


 * From Bill O'Reilly: when describing an alleged child abduction case, Papa Bear said, "'The situation here for this kid looks to me to be a lot more fun than what he had under his old parents.'"