Word Czar

A word czar is a person who makes sure everyone knows what words mean, but not as the wordonistas want you to believe, but how they really mean.

How your gut tells you they mean.

How they're defined in The Bible.

Current Word Czar
Dr. Colbert informed America who our word czar is on the February 9, 2009 episode of his award-winning news program "The Colbert Report."

It was Michael Steele.