Joe Miller

Joe The Miller is a Tea Bagging Hero and future Senator of Alaska! is an un-american traitor, he is dead to Sarah Palin

The Libural Media
Joe Miller promises he will outlaw the libural media and make "Freedom of The Press" illegal since it is unconstitutional. He has already unlawfully imprisoned arrested one gotcha journalist for interviewing while being libural.

Update: Damn the libural media, when will they ever learn, do we have to arrest you too?

National Security:
He has his own private army!

And he controls the US Army!

Social Security
Time for old people to pull their own bootstraps, specially Old Welfare Queens

Libural Entitlement Programs
Joe Miller promises to outlaw Welfare Programs that promotes laziness and bad habits like never learning how to pull your bootstraps. This is not the year to hurt America's economy and her children, we should help our fellow citizens to get back on their feet with some help

Debt
Joe Miller will buy all of our debt and then send it to the sun, that way we will eliminate our debt forever!

Immigration
Joe Miller will bring Communist East Germans to help us on the war against the Mexicans.

Update: There is a libural propaganda out there that claims that Joe Miller is receiving unemployment checks, that's a lie. It is his wife who is receiving Welfare support, and she is a well known lesbian and a libural.

Work Experience:
Lots but please do not contact his old boss.

Joe Miller: Is He Spiderman?

 * Joe Miller, Joe Miller,
 * Wants to be your senator.


 * Grows a beard,
 * shoots a gun,
 * Arrests the press just for fun.


 * Look out!
 * He'll cut your Medicare.

Campaign Update:
Lisa Murahmaburkajihadski is trying to steal Joe Miller's election! We cannot allow that, support the Miller campaign by giving him bags of money so he can buy back the election from her!

Good News, everyone! We have found evidence that the election was rigged! Congratulations "Senator" Joe Miller.

Activist Judge Steals Election
This is an emergency! An Activist Judge has just handed the election to Lisa Moonlightsky!!

This is a great scandal, that is legislating behind the bench and unconstitutional!

More scandal, the original Judge to review his case has a bias against him! Coincidence? This is a conspiracy!

External Tubes

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 * Sarah Palin to support the winning candidate
 * How write-in votes are threatening our Democracy, unless they are for Joe Miller