Michael Moore



Michael Moore (born Satan McHitlerpants) is a fat commie filmmaker. His fattness is only surpassed by his ability to create commie lies. Michael Moore is actually latin for ''HOW CAN HE POSSIBLY EAT SO MUCH?!', a name that was given to him by one of his associates in anti-truthiness, Al Franken.

He makes movies in Hollywood.

He hates America and makes The Baby Jesus cry.

Movies

 * I Hate America (1984)
 * How Much I Hate America (1985)
 * I Would Leave America, I Hate It So Much (1986)
 * I'd Like Three Triple Cheeseburgers, Two Large Chocolate Shakes, Five Orders of Fries and I Hate America (1988)