McDonald's

Also known as quote, "Mickey D's"

McDonald’s is an American-made restaurant where fatties go to buy food and get jolly and play with clowns. McDonald’s "food" is composed of many exotic types of fats and lards, many genetically modified, as well as other animal bi-products. Food materials are mostly imported dirt-cheap from poorer countries in Africa to keep McDonald's a profitable corporation and excellent addition to your investment portfolio.

McDonald's signature sandwich, the Big Mac, celebrated its 40th birthday on August 24, 2007!

It has been said that when you stuff your belly full of McDonald's Big Macs, the dump you take the next morning is colloquially referred to as "dropping a clown."



All You Need To Know about McDonald's



 * Makes people "Big-Boned" aka "Fatties"
 * Stephen doesn't approve of Big-Boned folks.
 * There is no obesity epidemic in America, just a lot of fat people
 * Nixo-Facto, McDonald's is not truthy enough yet
 * Tupac hides in the ball pit in the play center.
 * Chicken Nuggets are made from Chicken Slur which can include but is not limited to Chicken Butts.

Tupac Sightings
It has been noted of recent Tupac sightings at McDonald's but no one seems to care anymore now that all these kids have their Hippity Hop.

What does all of this Jib Jab have to do with Stephen?
Come on! What doesn't McDonald's have in common with our beloved Stephen?
 * McDonald's makes bellies fat, Stephen makes guts fat with truthiness.
 * When people think of America, they first think of McDonald's and Stephen.

How Welfare and Food Stamps are hurting McDonalds
According with Missouri lawmaker, Cynthia Davis, does not believe on child welfare or food stamps, and instead is asking children to earn their own food to help stimulate the free market economy. Shame on you poor starving children for damaging our economy, shame on you! Now Ronald McDonald wont be able to buy his third mansion, on this economy who could afford it?



External Tubes

 * Cop loves McDonald's soooo much, that breaks law for it!
 * Creepy gay clown slaughters 100 children