Steve Carrell

Steve Carrell is the former longtime non-gay partner of Stephen Colbert and current Hollywierd millionaire celebrity. He is the less couragious of the 2 Steph(v)ens, chosing the life of debaucherous orgies and dinners at NoBu over the working class, selfless, slavish, slelvshless patriotic heroism proven by Colbert.

Most likely because of his betrayle of virtuous alignment with Colbert, he can be seen sweating uncontrollably on his semi-regular appearances on talk shows, as inhuman perspiration constitutes proof of guilt.

Carrell's most famous role, to the traitors who haven't followed the career development of afformentioned Steph(v)ens throughout their stint at second city until today is that of The 40 Year Old Virgin something almost all male democrats are regardless of age or quantity of penis/vagina penitration. Accordingly all female democrats are correctly qualified as sluts or whores, statistically speaking.

Carrell is married to fellow Daily Show veteran Nancy Walls and the 2 spend their time between homes in their homestate of Taxachusetts and California, the homestate of Steve Oedekerk of Kung Pow fame.