Communist China

China is a crowded, kind of lame country in Asia. China hates America and has become Communist, thus giving China one of the smallest economic growth rates in all of the world. China's territory includes Tibet, Inner Mongolia, Taiwan (maaaaaaaaybe), and Xinjiang, and this has been the case since at least the Qing Dynasty (1644-1911) and probably since Boo Radley was hatched from an egg.

Its language was invented by the same guy who invented Japanese. He couldn't think of any many new pictures, which is why the symbols look similar.

Factoid
Chinese (food) is referred to simply as food in China. Historically, Chinese food is smelly, gross and tasteless. It wasn't until Chinese food came to America that we made it into something so delicious that it is now the main menu in Heaven. Before it came to America, Chinese food consisted solely of roots, herbs and rice. When it was brought to America by Jesus, we added artery clogging amounts of beef and pork, thus making it edible for red-blooded, freedom-loving Americans.