Write A Caption/Archive/4

=The Church of the Nativity=
 * God, I'm tired of these dark black robes and looking at the guy nailed on the cross. I'm gonna start my own religion called "The Noodles." --Davidj 07:29, 4 January 2007 (UTC) 07:27, 4 January 2007 (UTC)

=Christmas Trees Erected in Beirut=

COULTER! Now you've done it!Ace-o-aces 08:04, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

Mission Accomplished! WrongOfTexas 18:12, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

=Christmas on an Australian Beach=

Oh, so that's where Ted Haggard went.Ace-o-aces 08:04, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

=New Driver-Alcohol Tester=
 * Do I really have a tube stuck in my mouth? Let me check the cell phone vid I just made. --Davidj 07:32, 4 January 2007 (UTC) 07:32, 4 January 2007 (UTC)


 * If you can blow innto a straw while squeezing a box and taking a crappy digital photograph of yourself you are sober enough to drive.

=Beard Contestants= "With Saddam gone, we feel like we all have a chance this year." --El Payo 09:31, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

"Imagine the amount of hair downstairs." --Whytokay 09:19, 4 January 2007 (UTC)

=Bald Eagle Flies Over Central Park, With A Fish In Its Talons= "Stephen Jr.? I hope you're taking notes."--El Payo 09:33, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

=The 2006 Hajj=
 * "Hey, Larry is budging." --Davidj 07:40, 4 January 2007 (UTC)

=Saddam Hussein's Trial=
 * "As President of Iraq, I demand that this guard hold up my right arm so that I ca-- Oh, thank you." --El Payo 09:34, 3 January 2007 (UTC)


 * Dr. Colbert called it. A holiday hanging for Christmas 2006. --Davidj 07:37, 4 January 2007 (UTC)