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"Thank you, Stephen!"

11 Feet of Snow is a weather phenomenon that visited Oswego County, New York in February of 2007 and received a Tip of the Hat from Stephen. 11 Feet of Snow also deserves 10,000 US dollars from the American Enterprise Institute for proving global warming is a myth.

How Does 11 Feet Of Snow Plan To Spend The $10,000?

  • Blow it all on Freon
  • Cash it into 1,000,000 pennies. Then each of "11 Feet"'s snowflakes will purchase a gumball.
  • Buy a hummer.
  • Buy a large stock of refrigerators to preserve itself during summer.