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2008 Campaign Winners And Losers
is a featured segment of
the Greatest American Television Show--EVER!!!, The Colbert Report.


On Election Eve 2008, Dr. Colbert did an accounting of the winners and losers of the presidential campaign.

And Americans everywhere benefited.


November 3, 2008 Winners & LosersEdit

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  • WINNERS
    • mindless chants
    • if it couldn't be reduced to three syllables
      • it's not worth chanting
  • Examples:
    • foreclosed homes
    • offshore oil
    • Bartlett pears
  • LOSERS
    • The Letter "G"
    • Guggenheim
    • gaucho pants
      • only W was used less often
    • Next president should send all "G" to Guantanamo Uantanamo
  • WINNERS
    • numbers
      • they were everywhere
    • Sesame Street had best political coverage
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