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There are many reasons for it not to be here:

  1. it is spelled correctly
  2. it is written in crystal clear American
  3. it does not belong on a Stephen Colbert-centric wiki
  4. you are too drunk/high/bigoted to know what you're doing

You have now pissed off Stephen. Onnotice

Please remove your asshat Asshat and try again.

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