"A Man Named Plaxico"
was featured by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. on "The Wørd" segment of "The Colbert Report"
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(the Rosa Parks of people who shot themselves in the thigh while wearing sweatpants in a nightclubEpisode #485)

  • he attended a night club with his partner a semi-automatic glock and
    • arrested for wearing sweatpants in a nightclub
  • sentence up to 15 years
  • Atlanta passed a law to rid the subway system of mountain lions
  • Rosa Parks of people who have shot themselves in the thigh in a nightclub
  • saying to a gun don't shoot
    • saying to Plaxico hey don't bring a gun to a nightclub in your sweatpants
  • Dr. Colbert has a relationship with Sweetness
  • bigtoed things have been said about man-gun relationships
    • Sweetness and Stephen cannot have visitation rights
      • Stephen cannot take Sweetness to hospitals when he visits sick children to protect them from balloon animals
  • Rosie O'Donnel is a confirmed bachelor
  • the government must stay out of our sweatpants

A Man Named Plaxico was The Wørd on the December 2, 2008 edition of "The Colbert Report".