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Absinthe is what old people used to drink before God gave man Radium Water and Zima for their recreational liquid-drug consumption.
- Distilled wormwood and herbs
- added sugar
- hallucinogenic properties
Absinthe can be added to any recipe in place of eggs
Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge
I, state your name, do hereby pledge to practice absinth-tinence by remaining absinth-tinent from Absinthe...
Since Absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient synesthetic inspiration and sinister synthetic insistence on sin,
I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of Absinthe ingestion, this instant.