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Adolf Hitler
is a proud und perfect reflection of der Nazi Party.
Und makes The Baby Hitler dance der Goose-Step!
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The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
Adolf Hitler
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!
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Adolf Hitler
is one happenin' Jewish cat!
Shalom, baby!
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Mahmoud Ahmedi-Adolf Hitler-nejad is a terrorist.
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Why should America wage war against Adolf Hitler, one of the most successful European leaders of our time? At least he's not a crippled liberal impostor like that long-chin retard FDR.
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Hannity and Colmes September 17, 1939


Hitler was a troubled emo kid

Liberals, Activist judges, ACLU, and Cindy Sheehan like to compare our Greatest President Ever, George W. Bush to Adolf Hitler. They clearly hate America

Adolf Hitler, was a christian conservative who was the leader of the Church of Jesus & Super-Jesus and the fascist dictator of the German Wikinazis, and the father of Barack Obama and Rush Limbaugh.

The Early Years

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Adolf Hitler
drives on the wrong side of the road, and carries a man purse.
Must be European.
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Adolf Hitler

ist Deutsch, und hat eine bessere Bier als wir.

Es ist Bier braucht nicht bearbeitet, aber ich denke, man sollte alles ändern.
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Despite what you may have heard
Adolf Hitler
Is totally not racist!

"'H' is for Hitler, boys and girls! And the next letter is G. What does G stand for, you ask? Genocide!"

Adolf Hitler, born in Austria in 1889, was the child of Satan and Hilary Clinton. His childhood consisted mostly of eating at a kosher deli and masturbating while his parents were at work. Adolf was a latchkey kid. This would help explain why later Hitler had extreme cravings for peanut butter, celery sticks, and watching little boys play hop-scotch. At around 14 Hitler was diagnosed with Vaginastashengitis, a rare disease in which a perfectly waxed bikini strip forms over ones upper lip. He was also a vegetarian, which says all there is to say about his depravity. He loved long walks on the beach and has a pet sugar glider that is potty trained.

Adolf had a brief career as a disco singer, as seen in this early foray into the then unpopular white supremacist R&B genre, with the song [1].

The Furor over Der Führer

After the War Hitler tried to sell his own brand of dairy products. Jews rejected it for being non-kosher

Adolf quickly rose through the ranks to become the leader of the Nazis in 1933. They called him the "Führer". As the Führer, his first act was to eradicate all the Jews - including, but not limited to Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and all of The Three Stooges. He did not succeed, thanks to the valiant efforts of America.

We've all heard the rumors that Henry Ford contributed to the Nazi Party, but there is a simple explanation: he was tricked. Mr. Ford was actually under the impression he was giving the money to Hitler to build a day care center for Jewish children and their parents. Mr. Ford was under the impression the children would be happily building pinto steering columns for a mere 50 hour work week. Turns out that prior to this transaction, he forgot to sleep for 12 days straight during a manic episode while trying to build experimental pistons out of the recycled remains of spent factory workers. After several weeks of no sleep, he thought Hitler was a pretty nice guy and was therefor tricked into donating the money.



Hitler: The Musical Years

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Hitler's Rap Music Video: It made so much money that even the joos were envious

Hitler released a rap video before the end of his Nazi career (see right).

Critics are still divided whatever to call the hit single Hitler's best or worst effort. On one hand, many of the critics were Jews, while on the other it made a lot of money and many Jewish producers were happy with it.

Children

The Führer has only one known male child who was later sexually altered and is now known as Janet Reno. He also spawned, by an unholy union with Tom Cruise, Rosie O'Donnell, and the Clintons.

Grandchildren

Ted Hitler is in some way related to Janet Reno or Rosie O'Donnell. Don't ask how this is possible, but it is most certainly true.

Religious Beliefs

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Despite what you may have heard
Adolf Hitler
Is totally not gay!

Hitler was a renowned song and dance man.

  • A gaytheist.
  • Favors State Gaytheism.
  • Hitler was a Satanist as well as a member of the homosexual religion.
  • Hitler was an atheist of the Darwinist Church. We know this is true because no Christian would ever commit violence against Jews, the prototype Christians. Hitler, because he was a vegan, only ate aborted Jew fetuses.
  • Due to a secret pact made with Satan, Hitler was brought back to life in 1991 with the fall of the Berlin Wall, a bunch of bricks put together to keep the godless bears of East Germany out of West Germany. Hitler reincarnate can now be seen at every major meeting of the Democratic Congress, even when there are two at once.

Things That Really Upset Hitler

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Hitler's reacts to the news that Sarah Palin is resigning Hitler's doesn't handle the news of Michael Jackson's death very well
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Hitler deals with the sad truth of Texas A&M football, of which he is an ardent fan


Death

The Führer was killed by Seal Team 6 following their entry into Berlin. However, before he perished he appeared with his captors in Inglorious Basterds, the most realistic World War 2 documentary ever filmed.

Connection to George W. Bush

The Greatest President Ever is way better looking than this jackass

None. Adolf Hitler had a 99% approval rating, and in order to show his firm non-Hitler-ness George W. Bush has intentionally lowered his own approval rating to the low 30s. The further Bush's approval rating falls, the more he proves to us he is not Hitler, and most importantly that we're not Nazis.

See Also

External Tubes

Hitler forecasts a chance of showers.


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Adolf Hitler
looks good in anything,
but looks hot in drag, baby!!