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The American Dream is the symbolic goal of all good Americans. Bad, heretical "Americans" also claim to pursue the American Dream, but all good heroes know those are, in fact, nightmares.


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The American Dream is available to everyone, as long as they know where their bread is buttered. This availability is brought to you by the letter "V" and the number 1.

Contrary to what some Hate America Firsters lead you to believe, The Dream is usually very affordable and always for sale. Most recently it has been refined into delicious ice cream and sold in small Colbert-endorsed tubs. God bless capitalism!

Popular American DreamsEdit

False American DreamsEdit

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