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Andy Griffith is a solid Republican and the sheriff of Mayberry. is a commie traitor and he is dead to us!

For some funny reason he still thinks that the fourth amendment matters.

Youth & EducationEdit

Eagle Scout Founding Alumni of Bob Jones University

Military ServiceEdit

USMC (just like Stephen)

Career In Law EnforcementEdit

Chuck Norris said he could be sheriff of Mayberry.

Very little crime happend in Mayberry after that.


* He sometimes goes by the alias Andy Tayler.

* He's rumored to have made a film mocking glen beck that no real American knows anything about. [1]

Famous QuotesEdit

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