Anna Nicole Smith
is a CELEBRITY! Oh. My. God.
Hey Ma!
Pack your banjo and chewin' t'backer, we fixin' to enjoy us some
Anna Nicole Smith

Anna-Nicole Smith was an American celeberty-esque, "ex"-stripper who was really important and extremely news worthy. She was widely admired for her marriage to a 120-year-old Texas oil man, since real Americans know nothing is sexier than Texas oil, no matter how wrinkly the package.

Tragically, Anna died only a few short months after giving birth to her second child on February 8, 2007. Currently about 150 million men have claimed to be the father of the baby girl.

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Drugs Found In Miss Nicole Smith's SystemEdit

According to the Broward County medical examiner's office, the following drugs were found in Anna Nicole Smith's body during the autopsy:

  • Ativan (lorazepam): anti-anxiety medication
  • Cipro (ciprofloxacin): antibiotic
  • Klonopin (clonazepam): anti-seizure medicine also used to treat anxiety
  • Methadone: strong painkiller, often used to suppress withdrawal from heroin
  • Noctec (chloral hydrate): sedative and sleeping medication
  • Robaxin (methocarbamol): muscle relaxant
  • Soma (meprobamate): muscle relaxant
  • Topamax (topiramate): anti-seizure medication also used to treat migraines
  • Tylenol (acetaminophen): pain reliever
  • Valium (diazepam): anti-anxiety medication, also used as a sedative and to treat seizures
  • Benadryl (diphenhydramine): antihistamine
  • Human growth hormone: touted as a muscle-building, weight-reducing agent
  • Nicorette (nicotine polacrilex): used to quit smoking
  • Tamiflu (oseltamivir phosphate): anti-viral medicine
  • Vitamin B12: helps formation of red blood cells
Anna Nicole Smith
Was an Enemy of Satan and a Pinnacle of Freedom here on earth.
Sadly, Anna Nicole Smith has moved to The Baby Jesus's Secret Island Home
in Heaven to continue the fight by his side. Be scared Satan!
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