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Arianna Huffington (ä'rē'ä'nä hŏ'fĭng'tŏn) is an extreme left wing author and activist, she is also the editor of the Huffington Post,a liberal soapbox used by Hate America Firsters such as George Clooney, Bill Maher, Osama bin Laden, and Joseph Stalin.

Arianna has appeared on The Colbert Report a total of 2 times. This proves that Arianna has balls (or likes getting nailed), but judging by her remarks, not enough gut. Ms. Huffington was once married to Congressman Michael Huffington. Mr. Huffington is now bisexual, which pretty much means he's homosexual. Ms. Huffington was also a Republican, but thankfully she left the party before she turned gay too.

Arianna is a longtime friend of American traitor Al Franken. The two have been romantically linked together for years and I remember seeing pictures of them in bed somewhere, but I can't recall...BAM! Proof that Al Franken is not gay and is actively trying to breed a master race of liberal traitors. And bears. On her second interview, Colbert nailed her on buying into the pro-bear agenda.

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What the Republican party looks like since Huffington left: Totally not Gay. Look what you're missing Arianna.

Huffy Fractals Edit

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Sexy political liberal. Stephen hates her but secretly lusts after her.

Banned from making any further appearances on NBC and MSNBC by Tim E Russert because she called him a conventional wisdom zombie in her book Right Is Wrong: How the Lunatic Fringe Hijacked America, Shredded the Constitution, and Made Us All Less Safe. Timmeh became fearful that he would be outed as part of the lunatic fringe. Too late.

May 8, 2008 NailingEdit

Arianna Huffington
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

  • Believes the far right has hijacked America. With the dollar where it's at, they could have bough it!
  • Her book, Right Is Wrong
  • Didn't dress up for Stephen
  • Stephen refuses to go to Time 100 celebration because he came in third
  • Stephen goes to parties to celebrate his own joy
  • Believes John McCain is the enemy
  • She claims McCain is not the same as he was when he was an American hero
  • Maverick in 2000 didn't get elected
  • Clearing brush will help him win in 2008
  • Claimed Fonzie is gone
  • Is similar to the Reverend Jeremiah Wright
  • Stephen welcomes Rev. Wright to come on The Report
  • Hoped McCain would be a real leader
  • Iraq is McCain's viagra
  • Warning: If your erection lasts for more than 100 years, pull out

July 28, 2009 NailingEdit


See AlsoEdit

  • Liberalfascist
  • opportunistic wolf in sheeps clothing, pretended to become a liberal while actually praying at ayn rand altar every night. goal, keep the young kids writing free posts long enough to sell the site out for $300 Million. then tell the young kids, "wake up and smell the coffee" when they ask if there are any table scraps left for them. accomplished the sell-out of her writers, website and soul in february 2011 when aol purchased the site for the desired $300 Million.
  • reptilian soul eater = see arianna huffington

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