Baby Jesus
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!
is for the kids!

Babies are a central part of The French Family. Babies are small, helpless, and cute. Therefore, if anyone is against anything that could conceivably be tied to babies, nixo facto, they are French.[1]


Sarkomutants are babies. Barack Obama is a type of Sarkomutant. Every European capital is overpopulated with Sarkomutants. The overpopulation of Sarkomutants shows that Nato is pure lies. Sarkobama bought some bleach.

The United States has too many babies.

Ukraine has declared a crackdown on Sarkomutants.

See Also Edit

  • Segregation of Mutant-Americans

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Please NoteEdit

  1. "Tied" in a metaphorical sense, of course., its writers and its affiliates do not advocate the literal tying of any things to any babies.
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