Barbra Streisand is a Jewish, Anti-American actress, famous for her nose and mainly appearing in films shot with soft-focus diffusion. With enough soft-focus, she looks damn hot, especially if the lights in your living room are dimmed and you have consumed at least a 12-pack of beer. Otherwise, she just looks fucking scary. It's no surprise, then, that she is very popular among men who could care less about attractive women.
How Stephen Feels About Ms. StreisandEdit
Everyone knows that Stephen Colbert hates Barbra "fucking" Streisand.
How Ms. Streisand Feels About StephenEdit
Barbra finds The Colbert Report exceptionally thralling. She most enjoys singing along with Stephen to "The Circle of Life" and "Let the Eagle Soar".
How Ms. Streisand Feels About President BushEdit
Fox News reported on October 12, 2006 that "La Babs has employed a bad Bush impersonator to sing a duet with her, all the while lambasting real administration's policies" at her Madison Square Garden performance.
How Streisand Fans Who Are Also Bush Supporters Feel About BarbraEdit
There aren't any, although occasionally Bush supporters who are also David Copperfield fans wander into her concert hall by mistake.
What Ms. Streisand Has To Say To Bush Supporters Who Are Also Fans Of HerEdit
Shut the fµçß up!