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A bastard is a person conceived out of sexual immorality. They are usually one of:

  1. being conceived before the father and the mother are married,
  2. being born when the man who is your father is not the man who is married to your mother,
  3. being born when your father and mother are siblings.

To make sure that you are not a bastard, check to see if you are born at least nine months after your parents got married.

Known Bastards Edit

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