Beppo in the Bible
- In Exodus, Beppo caused an Egyptian plague by knocking over a jar of locusts on God's throne and letting the swarm over Egypt.
Beppo V. Oliver: The Case for Intelligent Design
Recently, certain members of the cult of science have decreed that chimps are actually more "evolved" than humans. These slide-rule wielding blasphemers claim that when chimps and humans "branched off" into separate species from a common ancestor, we stopped "evolving" while the chimps continued to evolve. Of course, as demanded by their dogma, the scientists have attempted to cover up the stronger alternative of intelligent design. Clearly, the more plausible (and correct) explanation is that God designed humans in His own image while chimps were designed in Beppo's image.