Baby Jesus
Bob Dylan
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!
Bob Dylan
is one happenin' Jewish cat!
Shalom, baby!

Like all true Americans, Bob Dylan loves and admires Our Glorious Stephen. Bob Dylan is also a prophet. That's why, shortly after the birth of Our Glorious Stephen in the year 1 B.C., Dylan penned these immortal lines anticipating Stephen Colbert's future invention of the wikiality:

"If you're lookin' to get silly,
You better go back to from where you came
Because the cops don't need you here
And man they expect the same"[1]

Bob Dylan is also a reformed communist. He has replaced that illness with American cigarettes, many say that cigarettes have affected his singing. But if no one can make out the words of his tree hugging songs, isn't that all the reform we need!!! John Stewart is his illegitimate Jew baby.

What's Hew Doing Now?Edit

  • he's making his neighbors sick with his outdoor toilet[1]
  • He's getting mistaken for a crazy bum. [2]

See Also Edit


  1. Just Like Tom Thumb's Blues, Highway 61 Revisited, © 1965, 1993 Special Rider Music

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