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A BUFF departing Minot Air Force Base for a bomb run over Saskatoon.

A BUFF (Big Ugly Fat Fucker) is a big fucking airplane used by the Air Force for killing terrorists and commies. BUFFs can carry nucular bombs from their bases in North Dakota and Louisiana to any place in the world. During the 1960s BUFFs were used to bomb the hell of out North Vietnamese commies. In recent years BUFFs have been used to kill terrorists in Iraq and Afghanistan. In 2007 the Air Force began to successfully deploy the Buff as a means to transport unattended nucular weapons on cross-country flights across the United States.

Fun FactsEdit

  • BUFFs were manufactured by the Boeing Adult Novelty Company during the 1950s and 60s.
  • BUFFs were popularized in the Cold War documentary, Dr. Strangelove.

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