California Values Watch
is a featured segment of
the Greatest American Television Show--EVER!!!, The Colbert Report.


California Values Watch is a segment of The Colbert Report in which Stephen tracks the latest outrages from the left coast, which are exported even faster than those adorable dancing, singing raisins.

The "CVW" premiered on the February 7, 2007 edition of The Report following a report on a mayoral scandal in Sodom Francisco, no doubt caused by Nancy Pelosi and gay marriage.

Trouble Brewing in Hispanic CaucusEdit

OK, So Loretta is all mad at Joe because he's using money from the club treasury for his boys, who Loretta totally can't stand, so Loretta and her sister, Linda, get some girls to go after Joe's boys, but he's elected to head the club, which makes Loretta go postal and she quits. And then Loretta says Fabian said Joe called her a whore! But now Fabian says he doesn't remember, and Joe's all like, "It never happened."[1]

loretta is paris hilton, linda is nicky hilton therefore bacca is nichole richie and nuñez is lindsay lohan

making SC is wilmer valdarrama

* paris hilton is not technically a whore, just slutty, not a pro

Pet The Cat greeting card - risqué

SC greeting card: Happy Flag Day

I'm at full staff

Better Know which of your representatives will have sex for money

Sanchez always politely declines - because she's a lady

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