ATTENTION: This Page is for Real Americans™ ONLYIf you are not a Real American™, pack your bags and report to GITMO. Carrie UnderwoodMakes The Baby Jesus™ Happy And that Makes Stephen happy, too! Carrie Underwoodperforms "Red State Anthems"in Texas and eventually Heaven--Hallelujah!!! Carrie Underwood is an American Idol winner but is a patriotic American for singing pure country music. TriviaEdit received criticism from Jessica Simpson for not giving her ex oral sex. Has won three Grammy Awards and four Country Music Awards. Retrieved from "https://wikiality.fandom.com/wiki/Carrie_Underwood?oldid=205068" Categories: American Things That Make The Baby Jesus Happy Red State Anthems Add category Cancel Save Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.