Charles Nesson
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

January 24, 2008

  • wants to make on-line poker legal for everyone
  • wants to make it a teaching tool
  • teaches law at Harvard
  • believes on-line poker is better than sitting around a table with your friends and a deli tray
    • plays from his bedroom
  • may have a gambling problem
  • says poker is a game of skill
    • which is denial about his gambling problem
  • why not chess?
    • poker is quintessential American game
      • born on the Mississippi, the chocolate highway
  • betting is useful
    • uses chips, but not money in his classroom
  • tuition for his Poker University on-line
    • don't google "poker on-line"
  • wants to teach strategy
    • von Neumann
    • Nash
  • propositioned Dr. Colbert, who plays
  • wants to have the presidential candidates play poker on-line
Charles Nesson
needs to be Colbertized
Please watch and take notes from
the correct episode of The Colbert Report to get it right!
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