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"I love a good cheesteak. If you don't, you are not an American. And if you edit this page "negatively" I will come down there and kick your liberal ass."
~ Ronald Reagan's Ghost
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Yes! A cheesteak is even more American then this ultra-American shown here. I don't care if Ricky Bobby pisses excellence, Cheesteaks are second only to Stephen Colbert

Cheesesteaks are the reason that we are all still alive and they can only be bought in Pennsylvania. If you try to buy a Cheesesteak anywhere else you will be handed a soggy, piece of crap. But, in PA, if you buy a Cheesesteak, fireworks will go off and everyone around you will break into a dance from some unknown musical. Cheesesteaks are even more American than Freedom Fries, Ricky Bobby, George Bush, and Stephen Jr. put together. The only thing more American than a cheesesteak is Stephen Colbert himself in all of his royal truthiness.Because of the extreme American-ness of Cheesteaks, they can be used to ward off bears and Liberals, which is why PA has no bears.

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