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Chesty Puller
shows the proper respect America's Military deserves

chesty puller cared about medals not marines

Chesty Puller
Was an Enemy of Satan and a Pinnacle of Freedom here on earth.
Sadly, Chesty Puller has moved to The Baby Jesus's Secret Island Home
in Heaven to continue the fight by his side. Be scared Satan!

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Chesty Puller
is a red-blooded American Hero!

Chesty Puller!

You've got brass ones!

Chesty puller

Lt. General Lewis "Chesty" Puller
June 26, 1898 – October 11, 1971
Kicked ass on every continent and was awarded five Navy Crosses. While touring the battlefield, his balls needed their own Jeep.

Lieutenant General Lewis "Chesty" Puller was a U.S. Marine whose balls served as giant vats of liquified American resolve. He was also the most decorated Marine in history. No sir, theres no doubt about it - Chesty definitely would have never agreed to any form of surrenderery in Iraq. That would surely be retreat, and hell, he just got there.

Fun Chesty FactsEdit


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Chesty the Bulldog, big balls and a big bite

  • Take a look at him, the only thing he thought was fun, was kicking ass and banging ho's.
  • Because they have huge balls and are really ugly, the US Marine Corps mascot, an English Bulldog. Is named for him.
  • Once drank a gallon of warm Chinese blood for breakfast.
  • Jack Bauers Grandfather
  • Chuck Norris's Father
  • This man is Gods body gaurd! He earns and burns, snaps necks and cashes checks!!!
  • He dosent take showers, He takes blood baths.
  • Only man that can sky dive with no parachute.
  • Once ate the heart of dead man for fun.
  • Killed a man by THROWING a bullet at him.

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