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Chocolate Chip Cookies were first found when Stephen's great great great grandfather, Christopher Columbus, reached America. They were growing from the Chocolate Chip Cookie tree native to Elfghanistan, and liberated to America by The Greatest President Ever, making it a true American food.

Mainly made of cocoa solids, milk, sugar, and flour, these delicious confections are thought to be the all American afternoon treat. Many a Norwegian teenager enjoys eating these treats in the afternoon. In Spanish, "cookie" is "galleta." In Great Britain, they are called biscuits.

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