Christina Aguilera
Is an Uber Hottie and you are not! She makes The Baby Jesus stand at attention.
You may look, but do not touch. Unless Stephen Colbert has Nailed her first.
Don't Fake the Funk!
Rush says Christina Aguilera
is shamelessly boogie-worthy.

Christina Aguilera arrives at the 2007 Grammy Awards to pay tribute to James Brown

Christina Maria Aguilera (Born December 18, 1980) is an American Pop Music, Rhythm and Blues, Jazz & Blues Singer & Songwriter whose music speaks about going with your gut. On August 15, 2006 Christina Aguilera became Pop Princess of America mainly because Britney Spears lost her marbles.

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yuck everyone !!!!Edit

Christina is a great American. of course she is She keeps her son protected with the American Flag. She was apparently inspired by Stephen Colbert who in one picture wraps himself in an American Flag. The next step will be teaching little Max to read. The first book he will read will be Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure. she is the best no really she is!!!

Ok... some other person wrote the above ^^^

Well, um... Christina is a very awesome lady and she does NOT deserve all the disgusting hatred that she gets... yeah. Oh, and I just don't know whether to believe that she and Avril have a thing against each other or something. Avril is much young than Christina so she should understand the times that Avril said some things about her fellow friend Britney. That was, like, 10 years ago already and back when Avril's brain was still maturing!! lol


What I would do to go to one of their concerts!!!


I know that Christina never comes here so I won't even dream of it... :(



Christina Aguilera protecting her son, Max, by wrapping him in an American Flag. "She is A Beautiful American No Matter What they say"

Awesomeness. She is a very loving mother. I wish she was my mum... But I'm 16 so that would mean that she'd had me when she was my age or less.. lol

Musical CareerEdit

1999 to 2001Edit

Christina started out in the genre of Teen Pop when she was 18 years old in 1999. Aguilera released her self-titled debut album in August of 1999. She competed directly with Britney Spears. Christina won the battle because she won the Grammy for Best New Artist. At this early stage in her career she was being controlled by a Liberal agenda at her record label.

In 2000 she released her Spanish language album titled "Mi Reflejo". She is fluent in Spanish and at that time Latin Music was very popular. The album was a big hit and even Lou Dobbs liked it because the album tells Mexicans to enter the United States legally. Also in 2000 she released a Christmas album titled "My Kind of Christmas". The album was criticized by Liberals who were fighting the War On Christmas. The album is however The Greatest Christmas Album.


Avril doesn't approve!!

Christina has basically had a musical career since 1988

2002 to 2004Edit

As of 2002 Christina had it with being told what to do. In 2002 she released her fourth album "Stripped". This album was about Christina stripping away from her record label's Liberal agenda. The album spoke of Truthiness and thinking with your gut. The Album won 9 Grammy Awards in 2004 including Album of the Year and Record of the Year for the single "Beautiful". She set a world Record for most Grammys won by an artist in one night. She broke the tie that was previously held by Michael Jackson and Carlos Santana.

2005 to 2007Edit

In 2005 Christina got engaged and later married Dr. Jordan Bratman, PhD.. The main musical venture for her that year was a duet with Herbie Hancock.

In 2006 she released her fifth album "Back To Basics". The album is a Jazz, Blues and Rhythm and Blues album inspired by music of the 30s 40s & 50s. The idea of Back To Basics was paying tribute to Ronald Reagan and his politics.

In 2007 she performed with Tony Bennett at the Emmy Awards but had nothing to do with him stealing the award from Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. because her music is about thinking with your gut.

2008 to presentEdit

Christina is currently working on her sixth album. She is played a role in the presidential election by encouraging young people to vote through her work with Rock The Vote.


Christina Aguilera
is too drunk to drive herself home...
she must be Irish.
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