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Chuck Norris/Walker Texas Ranger

"Walker Texas Ranger" should be the first words out of your mouth every morning, if you know what's good for you.


Walker preps a kid for knowledge of AIDS

walker texass ranger is a show that has chuck norris in it and its bout stufff from peopl that walk to texas who are rangers and they do stuffin the show like stuff. chuck norrrisss kicks assssssssssssssssssssssssssss in the show so people should always watch this fuckingggg show WORD OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Great Tales of Heroism

The Incident w/ the Bears

Many anecdotes exist in the pages of history about the manbeast that was known as Walker. Of these stories, perhaps the most gut-wrenchingly heroic is the story of the tale of the Incident with the Bears. Many have passed this story down from father to son to grandson to whatever comes after that, trying to keep hope alive that one day, indeed, The Walker shall return from the other side to retake his throne. Many also believe a man called Jesus could walk on friggin' water, so how far off could it be? ANYWAYS, There is only one known hard copy of this tale, and it is believed to be located in the Vatican Bank, under the heavy security of His Holiness, Pat Sajak.

Have you seen this document? Do you know of it's story? If so, please share your wealth of truthiness with the world. We must not let this story die.

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BESRS ATEE SO FREAKINJG HORRIBLE I HATE BEARS AND SO DOERS CHUCK PNORRIS AND HE ALMOST DIEEEEEED!!!!! THAST BAD BECAUSE A FUCKING BEAR CAN KILL CHUCK NORRIS AND OBAMA CANT? I BET MCAIN CANT EITHER HES A BIG BALD GUY PHAHAHAHAHAHAHh upu know its true i dont know what happenedecd to the bear that attacked chuck. it probally blew uip from from all the awesomeness that chuck norris had against ( . )( . ) <- mike pascarellas tits=

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