College Republicans
is a proud and perfect
reflection of the Republican Party.
Baby Jesus
College Republicans
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!

The College Republicans are young people who attend non-home schools and do not do crack or other liberal drugs, while doing everything they can to help other Americans who want to vote GOP and donate money, but don't know how.

Origin & HistoryEdit

Sons and daughters of the privaleged. Notorious draft dodgers.

Mission StatementEdit

"We are much too precious to go and fight in the war even though we are all for it".

Activities & ProjectsEdit

Being losers,Not having friends,hipocrisy,spewing b.s.,

Famous MembersEdit

Any idiotic,rich a-hole you can think of .

Oh No!
College Republicans
needs help fast!
Quick! Someone call the cavalry!
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