Communist Professors are the GayGB of the Liberal Agenda. As "educators" they are on the forefront of the homo-indoctrination of America's children. David Horowitz has labored for years trying to warn everyone about their filthy, filthy plot.
How To Spot A Communist ProfessorEdit
They all look like Jimmy Fingers without exception (unless they are bald).
Classes Communist Professors Are Likely To TeachEdit
- Introduction to Goose Stepping
- The Art of Torture (exept for water-boarding, because that's not torture)
- Stalin: Great Communist, Greatest Communist?
- People and how you can oppress them
- Flag Burning
- Introduction to the Democratic Party.
- Cannabis and why you should smoke it
- Baby eating
- Ten ways to kill a bald eagle
- Anything implying that George W. Bush is not the single greatest man on the face of god's (yes god's, you commie atheists) green earth
- Introduction to Atheism
- How Reagan destroyed America
and last but not least...
How To Piss Off A Communist ProfessorEdit
- Reading the Bible
- Church attendance
- Vote Republican
- Refrain from eating babies
- Avoid geese and stepping like them
- Don't torture, just water-board
- Participate in the Great American Elephant Bear Hunt
- Buy as many bumper stickers as you can that say: "Bush '08"
- No oppression, just wire tapping
- WATCH THE COLBERT REPORT!!!