Keep smiling and don't make any sudden movements.
By watching you, we're protecting you.

A plastic container filled with all-American cookies.

Other Food-related Categories

Cookies are America's number two snack behind fruitEpisode #413

Cookies are made in trees by elves and come in long tubular plastic sleeves.

A type of delightful treat with a high potential for extreme danger as the eating of cookies is traditionally followed by an nigh-unquenchable desire to drink milk. Extreme caution should be taken when eating cookies to avoid this urge, as it will only end in pain.

Alternative DefinitionEdit

  • special computer stuff that allows the NSA to protect your freedoms whenever you visit a webpage with a ".gov" extension. You don't have anything to hide, do you?
  • a tasty bit of gossip, as in "Have you heard the cookie going around about Bill Posey's grandmother? Seems like she gave her alligator lover syphillus!"
Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.