Earl of Butt,
when you touch yourself you make The Baby Jesus sad!
Keep your hands where we can see them!
The Earl of Butt was the 7th Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland. He was also a Tory. He was the Earl of Butt.
I think we can all see what's going on here.
Incidentally, CIA reports have uncovered evidence that prior to becoming the Earl of Butt, the name of this disgusting man was John Stuart. Hmm...that sounds suspiciously like...John Stewart!