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El Chupacabra is Mexico's Bigfoot. It is a known mutant bear! No one has seen El Chupacabra but many believe they have, making an exact description difficult. Literally translated, this "goat sucker," has been tormenting our "friends" south of the border since the beginning of time. Recently, several Chupacabra sitings have been recorded in Texas. This filthy liberal beast is trying to steal jobs from our mythical beasts, such as Bigfoot, jackalopes and Chuck Norris

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