Emergency Donkey Piñatais available for purchasefrom and for the benefit of Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. Stephen beating some ass. The Emergency Donkey Piñata is made in America by skilled Republicans. It is blue, and can be demolished in one whack. See AlsoEdit Piñata Cinco de Mayo This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed. Retrieved from "https://wikiality.fandom.com/wiki/Emergency_Donkey_Pi%C3%B1ata?oldid=216936" Categories: Stephen Colbert Official Product Endorsement Stubs Add category Cancel Save Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.