Hippies also make The Baby Jesus cry.
- Environmentalists want to take the troops out of Iraq and place them in front of the rain forests to make sure no terrorists kill the trees.
Jump in front of trees and/or sleep in trees.
A Typical Day for An Environmentalist
6:00 am: Wake up in dirt pile. 6:10 am: Kiss tree good morning. 6:30 am - 6:30 pm: Make America weaker by complaining about the government and the real heroes. 7:00 pm: Watch the liberal Jew-run media. 8:50 pm: Kiss tree good night. 9:00 pm: Back to sleep in the dirt pile.