Baby Jesus
Celebrate the all-American Holiday
Father's Day
with The Baby Jesus™

Since 07/05/1908

The Father of Truthiness holding his spawn, Ballsiness!

Fathers Day is a day to honor thy Father, which is on earth, as opposed to The Father, which art in Heaven!

To keep holy the commandment that reminds Americans to worship their fathers, Americans celebrate the Father of America, Ronald Reagan and The Heroes honor The Father of Truthiness, Dr. Colbert!


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