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Mr. Stephanopoulos

George Hannity Stephanopolous is a gay American broadcaster and hostess of "This Week" on the Aryan Broadcast Channel. He is probably best known for his work on the Bill Clinton presidential campaign along with James Carville.

Living With Hyper-Feminine Traits As A YouthEdit

Growing up, George had to learn to live with hands petite enough to work in an Asian shoe-making factory. Fortunately for him, as a Greece, he began shaving at 7 (just like his mother) and was not mistaken again for a girl until high school when all the other, more masculine students grew.

George has never been able to ride any of the good rides at Disneyland and this has made him bitter and driven to overcome his diminutive stature.

Political CareerEdit

His parents are Grecians, his father was even a pastor (or whatever) for the Orthodox Grecian cult. At one point young George wanted to be a nun for his father's cult, but quit because the altar boys were getting all the action.

Broadcasting CareerEdit

Philadelphia Democrats DebateEdit

In April, 2008, Mr. Stephanopoulos moderated a debate with Charlie Gibson that aired on ABC. Liberals cried that the men asked questions that were too hard and peed when no one listened.

Mr. Stephanopoulos explained that they had millions of questions, but rejected ones that didn't meet their standards. has promised to help George by posting all his rejected questions here.

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