The mascot of the Green party is the Sasquatch, an imaginary American animal that Ralph Nader thinks is totally awesome when he's high, which is pretty much 100% of the time.
The Green Party AKA the peoples popular front is an eclectic American political party, made up of extreme environmentalists, Socialists, Communists, and hippies[1].
Green Party members live in solar-powered grass huts in Oregon or California and smoke copious amounts of marijuana. At night they dance naked around large camp fires which are fueled by burning American flags and aborted fetuses.
The party's political campaigns are often funded by how much weed they can sell any given economic quarter. As a result, they have had occasional success, particularly in the 2000 Presidential election, when they found a bulk buyer.
How to stop the Green Party
The answer is simple. All you have ..to ...do is....show them.......this...image.........they........will......instant...ly........mesmeriz..................
Footnotes
- ↑ Like there is ANY difference!
