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"Gun Control"
discusses one of the Liberal's Ridiculous Theories and Notions.
Gun Control
gives aid and comfort to America's enemies. As A True American™,
it is your duty to report Gun Control to the authorities.

Gun Control (ha, ha, ha, ha...)

  1. the liberal idea that having a gun is not American!
  2. bad for our children
  3. what the terrorists want

Gun control simply means hitting what you aim at. As a patriotic American, you know that means beer cans, raccoons, life-sized cardboard cut-outs of terrorists, stop signs, liberals, looting minorities, and dangerous and/or delicious animals.

Gun control is a device used by the British ever since the American Revolution to try and weaken us, so they can bring us back to the crown. It is generally accepted among noted experts that, if you are for gun control, you are a pussy who hates the Baby Jesus.

Canada has a serious gun control problem by which we mean their government shits it's self in fear at the thought of citizens owning hand guns. [1]

The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
Gun Control
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!

"Gun Control"
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