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Heroes have to be angry and have a blonde

The heroes are average, hard-working Americans who do something by watching The Colbert Report on TV, promote the agenda of Stephen Colbert or who have incorporated to hegemonize the world with truthiness. In truth, you are a hero just for visiting this internets tube.

Stephen uses them as his own personal Sims game.

Typical Heroes[edit | edit source]

True heroes let their friends spread their wings and fly...

...or fall off a 30 story building, get impaled by part of a taxi and regenerate.

Institutional Heroes[edit | edit source]

Dissociative Personality Heroes[edit | edit source]

TV Heroes[edit | edit source]


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