I.Q.

I.Q. is the way of measuring how close your smartness is to the smartfulness of The Greatest President Ever.

If you successfully get close enough to George W. Bush's smartelligence, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. might even honor you with a ceremonial gift-sized crucifix (so you can remember how Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ died for our sins).

"I.Q."
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