Ireland

Ireland
is too drunk to drive itself home...
must be Irish.

Ireland
drives on the wrong side of the road, and carries a man purse. Must be European.

Ireland
is a friend of the European Economy that brings Wealth and Prosperity to Capitalist Nations
&
The Free Market
American Investors thanks you, Ireland

Ireland is a small country in the west of Europe known for its potatoes and leprechauns.

IRELAND
Flag:
Capitol:	Dublin
Official Flower:	Shamrock
Languages:	Irish/English
Government	Parliamentary Presidential Republic
Motto:	Erin go bragh. Ticofaidh ar la.
Leader:	Enda Kenny
Official Anthem:	Amh n Na bhFiann
Population:	4 1/2 million
Principal exports:	Food,Barley,Technolegy,Granite
Principal industries:	Sience, Litruture
Fun Fact # 1:	Called the "blacks of Europe"

History of IrelandEdit

Ireland was first settled 9,000 years ago by people from Scotland.

A few thousand years later Celts moved into Ireland. In 1,171, the English enslaved Ireland for the next 900 years.

Potato FamineEdit

In the 1840’s a potato famine hit Ireland which was the result of a communist plot. The Irish being stubborn in their commitment to Capitalism refused any help from the British government preferring to pull themselves up by their own bootstraps.

In the early 20st century Ireland was blessed with a set of American Balls which were attached to Eamon De Valera. His Balls were so big, that despite being arrested for making a mess of the Post Office in 1916 the British soldiers were afraid to shot him, opting instead to kill all the Leftist types. One of the Leftist types killed was Con Colbert. There is no truth in the rumor that Con Colbert was a relative Stephen (they pronounce the “t”). There is some controversy over the naming of the Limerick train station, "Colbert Station." [1] No one knows for sure wether the station is named after Stephen or the Leftist guy. De Valera’s American Balls single-handedly won political freedom for the good part of Ireland.

The great St. Patrick Edit

See main article: St. Patrick's Day

ST. Patrick is a Welsh Saint that spent most of his time in Ireland after he was kidnapped by Irish Pirates.

Politics of IrelandEdit

Ireland is a parliamentary presidential republic. Michael D. Higgins is the current President.

Ireland LandmarksEdit

Ireland has many landmarks, like The Millenium Spire and other things

Climate Of IrelandEdit

Rain and sunny.

Irish InterestsEdit

The favorite past time of the Irish is rugby, hurling, Gealic, football and other things

Ireland TriviaEdit

Irish are known for their famous actors, writers and business peoples, St. Patrick, drinking and their accents.
The name "Ireland" simply Means the word "island"
There will never be peace until ALL of Ireland is free.

People Who Are IrishEdit

Conan O'Brien
Bill O'Reilly
Chris Matthews
Bono
Stephen T. Colbert
Michael D. Higgins, a kick-ass Irishman.

Common Irish SurnamesEdit

O'Bama
O'Donoghues
Cowan
O'hArachtain

Evolution of Irish SurnamesEdit

The final stage of evolution indicates a lack of variation in the family bloodlines.

Co. Carlow 'Lawler' -> Lawlor -> 'Lalor' -> 'Lah'

'O'Donoghues' -> 'O'Donoghue' -> 'Donoghue' -> 'Dunnerz'

'Keogh' -> 'Kyo'

Co. Offaly

'Cowan' -> (No progression from 4000 B.C.)

People Who Are Not IrishEdit

gay people (see image at right)
English people.

Enemies of the Irish PeopleEdit

English people.

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