J.J. Abrams
dialed up "The Colbert Report " as an On The Phone guest
and got nailed in the process.


LOST is Dyn-o-mite!

J.J. Abrams is a Hollywood hotshot producer,director,writer,creator and Trekker. He is considering Stephen for the pivotal role of Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy in his Star Trek prequel movie-STAR TREK IX!

Guest Of The ReportEdit

February 15, 2007 NailingEdit

J.J. was an 'On The Phone' guest of Stephen on the shocking, must-see February 15, 2007 edition of The Colbert Report.

As another of the 365 Most Influential Cultural Figures in America as selected by Mastermedia International Abrams experienced his Day of Prayer on January 1, 2007. Abrams was able to explain to Stephen just what to expect from the tens of thousands of prayers that would come flying at him like a jet breaking up at high altitude over a lush, tropical and seemingly deserted mysterious island that doesn't exist on any map.

May 4, 2009 NailingEdit


  • he is the director of the new Star Trek movie, Dr. Colbert is about to go on a five minute mission to nail him!
  • the movie is described as a departure from the normal continuum of the series
    • which carries a death sentence
      • the fans will tie him down and put one of those worms from Seti Alpha 5 in his ear
  • how did he direct Spock?
  • there may be photos of him in the captains chair buck naked
  • he knows, and has hidden a puzzle
    • "346X" was written in the opening credits
    • "361K" was hidden in the film strip of the Movies That Are Destroying America intro
    • "283H" was printed on an audience member's t-shirt
    • "433U" was printed on Abram's mug
    • "462V" (in Tengwar/Elvish script) was printed on the back of Stephen's question cards
    • "122E" was displayed on the bookshelf behind Abram's
    • "171M" was written at the end of the credits in the "Spartina"
  • The Romulan Stephen Colbert appeared on Dr. Colbert's Big TV
    • The password is Buttercup

Misguided PrayersEdit

Because Abrams is a $cientologist who, while he is friends with Tom Cruise, is not gay like some people believe Mr. Cruise is, the prayers of Mastermedia International may have gone completely wasted.

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