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Despite what you may have heard
Jar Jar Binks
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"Meesa sosa not racist".

Jar Jar Binks is a lovable tennis ball on a stick alien creature from the Star Wars films, and Stephen Colbert's costar in the thrilling second-place entry to the Green Screen Challenge. He is also George Lucas' black friend.

He first appeared in The Phantom Menace, and audiences everywhere cringed delighted at his goofball antics, especially his signature "Step and Fetch It" dance. Unfortunately, the liberal media had nothing else to protest that week, so they ignored the film's mind-numbing mind-blowing pap genius and whined that poor Jar Jar was a racist stereotype of an "Uncle Tom"-type black person (even though he was obviously made in Taiwan).

Jar Jar needed help and, as always, Stephen Colbert was there to save the day. Stephen completely salvaged Jar Jar's image by casting him in the Green Screen Challenge as a servile helpful friend who assists Jedi Master Colbert in finding a Representative for his new Galactic Empire. Don't you just love a happy ending?

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