| Jena, Louisiana|
|City Motto:||"Hang 'Em High!"|
|Nickname:||The Whitest Town in North America|
|Theme Song:||"Strange Fruit"|
|Population:||Six fewer than in August|
|Standard MPH:||Keep moving, nothing to see here|
|Principal industries:||noose manufacturing|
|Fun Fact # 1:||The tress grow whiter here than anywhere on America's Planet|
|Fun Fact # 2:||The authorities cut down crime without tasers|
Jena, Louisiana is a quiet, bucolic town of manicured lawns and lush shade trees.
Jena was very sympathetic to it's neighbor to the south, New Orleans, when after that little rain storm they had a few years back, Jena took all their young refugee children out of their shelters and into their municipal bosom.
Everything went haywire in September, 2007 when Al Sharpton brought in agitators to disrupt the peace.
Witnesses say Reverend Al set fire to the school and chopped down the school's 'Racial Harmony' tree (see photo at left). The town had protected the tree from destruction by those in the town who wanted to cut down that symbolic reminder of a time in their heritage they didn't want to remember. Others said it should stay as evidence of overcoming racial strife (hence the name).
Soon, Jena police took the 6 felons into custody. Mr. Sharpton is still at large.