Jennifer 8. Lee
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

    • author of "The Fortune Cookie Chronicles"
    • more Chinese restaurants in America than anything else
    • speaks fluent Mandarin and so does Dr. Colbert, unless he speaks Cantonese
  • Stephen eats an entire Apple Pie every day, while playing baseball
  • Stephen is exceptional
  • what is with General Chow?
    • was a military hero
    • known for war not chicken
  • Stephen likes to be reminded that his food was once alive
  • Chinese food is safer to eat than Chinese toys
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