Jethro Tull
have bad teeth and funny accents because they are British.
Jethro Tull
makes satanic music
which are lullabies to the Baby Satan

Jethro Tull is the only hard rock group in history with the balls to have lead flute and incorporate heavy metal flute solos into every single one of its songs. Stephen Colbert enjoys Jethro Tull for its ballsiness. They are the worlds first Heavy Metal Music band and the founder of the genre. Formed in 1640. Jethro Tull started out entertaining royality with their awesome flute-ness and radical distorted lutes. They had to escape in their time machine, when everyone found out they were playing devil music. They some how ended up in 1970, and fitted right in the folk rock and unkempt scene.

Setting It Straight Edit

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