Jews are awesome at wearing funny hats on the back of their head. They are the doctor Seuss' of hat wearing. They are also the doctors. And lawyers. And movie producers. You know that douchey rich kid from your school/neighborhood that always pissed you off? Well, he's Jewish. Like, really Jewish. Like, he blows out the candles every year on his birthday Manurah Jewish. Before going off to the Synagogue to collect pennies from beneath the seats I mean, look for business opportunities I mean, "worship". Jon Stewart

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