Journey To Enlightenment
is a featured segment of
the Greatest American Television Show--EVER!!!, The Colbert Report.

Part 1Edit


April 15, 2008

  • Dr. Colbert visits Independence Hall

Part 2Edit


April 16, 2008

  • Dr. Colbert visits Constitution Centre Center
  • Joe Somebody (Torcello?) tried to prevent Stephen from informing Americans
    • he is easily frustrated
    • showed Stephen the hollow sarcophagus of the Founding Fathers
      • they contain the bones of the founding fathers
      • many were pirates
    • Founders' Library, records of what they were really reading
      • including I Am America
    • when wearing a robe, you can keep your pants on
  • couldn't get a better looking feminist than Susan B. "20 miles of bad road" Anthony
  • Sandra Day O'Conner was sponsored by Red Lobster
  • DNA made of books, the building blocks of boring
  • for some reason his tour ended
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