Judge Andrew Napolitano
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process
Judge Andrew Napolitano
is a proud employee
of the Greatest Corporation of All--FOX!!!

January 31, 2008

  • thickest head of hair in the criminal justice system
    • works the brown haired guy who isn't Steve Doocy is an admirer of Stephen's
  • wrote a book "A Nation of Sheep"
  • sheep are not bad, as long as they have good shepherds
  • Stephen gave him the nickname "Mr. ACLU"
  • called Stephen "Bill"
  • with age, Napolitano`s true hairline is becoming visible behind a wall of hair plugs, low on his forehead
  • some speculate that Napolitano did not have hair plugs, but actually had his forehead removed
  • others believe that Napolitano got hair plugs to further resemble a Japanese Monchichi doll
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