Kevin Costner
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

A Hollywood actor, who specializes in baseball-related abominations unto The Lord. His best-known role was in a movie starring Satan's Hollywood Handmaiden, Susan Sarandon.

August 6, 2008 NailingEdit


  • Actor, director of such films as Bull Durham and Field of Dreams, Stephen knew if he built his studio, he would come!
  • did a global warming movie before Al Gore, but he never got a Nobel!
  • his new movie allows a white man to have a voice in the electoral process
  • only has two Oscars, no Peabodys
  • believes politics is too colorful a lifestyle for him
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