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Kitchen sinks are, in reality, actually portals to bears' secret underground lairs.Also, if you dump some of the liquid in the wikiality tubes down your kitchen sink, the bears will melt.

Or at least they were, until a Wikinazi deleted my entry over at Wikipedia.

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