Foods or Beverages
Kix, the first "puffed" cereal, was introduced in 1937 by the America-hating General Mills cereal company of Golden Valley, Minnesota. It was also known by the name of Commie Kix during the 1940s through the 1960s. Stephen Colbert has uncovered the real purpose for the invention of kix: to promote the idea of having a nation of single mothers
History[edit | edit source]
Breakfast cereals were originally developed as baked flakes until the 1920s and 1930s, when a new technology of puffing was introduced. Though General Mills did not invent the technology to puff food products, an engineer at the company named Thomas James invented a "puffing gun" by which deadly dough pellets were expanded into different shapes. The first cereal to use this dangerous new technology was Kix, created in 1937.
Taglines[edit | edit source]
For years, Kix has used the tagline "Kid tested. Mother approved." in an effort to undermine the role of fathers in American families. This slogan also proves t Kix is alright with Gay marriage and Lesbians.
Current events[edit | edit source]
On July 24, 2006, Kix ranked #1 on The Colbert Report's Threat Down, a list of the top five threats to American security.